Ben 10: Alien Force (2008–2010): Season 2, Episode 5 - Undercover - full transcript
When the team turns to Cooper to get Kevin's transporter device working properly, they find their young friend has been abducted. Finding him leads to a well-hidden DNAlien base.
>> Gwen: THIS IS A VERY BAD
IDEA.
I MEAN, WE DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW
TO WORK A TELEPORTER PAD.
>> Kevin: GOT TO START
SOMEWHERE.
>> Gwen: BEN, TELL KEVIN THIS
SEEMS LIKE A VERY BAD IDEA.
BEN?
ARE YOU HIDING?
>> Ben: NO.
IT'S JUST IF A FLY LANDS ON THAT
BANANA WHEN IT TELEPORTS AND IT
REMATERIALIZES AS A DEADLY
BANANA FLY MONSTER, I DON'T WANT
TO BE STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO IT,
IS ALL.
>> Kevin: DON'T SEE THE BIG
DEAL, TENNYSON.
DIDN'T YOU USED TO TURN INTO AN
INSECT ALL THE TIME?
>> Ben: THAT WAS DIFFERENT.
>> Kevin: HERE WE GO.
[ WHIRRING ]
THAT'S NOT GOOD.
>> Ben: TURN IT OFF BEFORE IT
BLOWS!
>> Kevin: IT'S TOO HOT!
>> Ben: I KNOW WHO CAN TAKE THE
HEAT.
>> Swampfire: OPEN THE DOOR.
[ GRUNTING ]
EVERYBODY DOWN!
>> Ben: EVERYONE ALL RIGHT?
>> Kevin: FORGET THAT!
WHAT ABOUT THE TELEPORTER PAD?
>> Gwen: DEEP DOWN, HE'S REALLY
GLAD WE'RE OKAY.
>> Kevin: IT'S TOTALLY TRASHED.
>> Ben: AT LEAST WE DON'T HAVE
TO WORRY ABOUT ANY BANANA FLY
MONSTERS.
I'M JUST SAYING.
>> Kevin: I KNOW A KID MIGHT BE
ABLE TO FIX IT.
>> Gwen: FIX ALIEN TECH?
>> Kevin: HE'S A TOTAL SUPER
GENIUS WITH ANY KIND OF
MACHINERY.
DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S HUMAN OR
ALIEN.
I'LL BRING COOPER OVER FROM HIS
LAB.
>> Ben: COOPER?
PASTY KID?
>> Gwen: BLOND?
BAD HAIRCUT?
>> Ben: HAD A BIG CRUSH ON GWEN?
OW!
>> Kevin: SOUNDS LIKE THE SAME
GUY.
BUT, UH, WHO WOULDN'T HAVE A
CRUSH ON YOU?
>> Ben: HE HELPED US OUT ONCE
BACK WHEN WE WERE KIDS.
YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD US YOU KNEW
HIM.
>> Kevin: DIDN'T EXACTLY COME
UP.
>> Ben: YOU DIDN'T THINK A KID
WITH THE ABILITY TO MANIPULATE
ALIEN TECH WOULD HAVE BEEN
HELPFUL AGAINST THE DNAliens?
>> Kevin: IT'S POSSIBLE I KNOW
TWO OR THREE PEOPLE I HAVEN'T
TOLD YOU ABOUT, BEN.
ANYWAY, IF YOU'RE SO SMART, WHY
DIDN'T YOU THINK OF HIM BEFORE?
>> Ben: OKAY, THAT'S A FAIR
POINT.
LET'S GO.
[ ENGINE SHUTS OFF ]
>> Gwen: I THOUGHT YOU SAID WE
WERE GOING TO COOPER'S LAB.
>> Kevin: WE ARE.
SO, GWEN, EXCITED TO SEE YOUR
EX?
>> Gwen: ZIP IT.
YOU HAD TO MENTION THE CRUSH?
>> Ben: PROBABLY NOT.
[ DOOR CREAKS ]
>> Gwen: WHY BREAK IN?
COULDN'T WE HAVE JUST LEFT A
MESSAGE WITH COOPER'S FOLKS?
>> Kevin: BECAUSE COOP NEVER
LEAVES HIS LAB -- NEVER.
SOMETHING'S SERIOUSLY WRONG.
>> Ben: HE PROBABLY JUST WENT
OUT FOR A...
SMOOTHIE.
>> Gwen: WOW.
HE REALNEVER LEAVES THE LAB.
>> Kevin: LOOK FOR SIGNS OF A
STRUGGLE.
>> Ben: THIS WHOLE PLACE LOOKS
LIKE A STRUGGLE.
[ SQUISH ]
[ WHIRS ]
AAH!
>> IF ANYONE FINDS THIS
RECORDING...
[ SCREECHIN]
[ CRAS]
NO!
NO!
[ STATIC ]
>> Ben: THERE YOU GO -- SIGNS OF
A STRUGGLE.
>> Kevin: SMART KID.
LEFT BEHIND A MESSAGE IN A
BOTTLE SO SOMEONE WOULD SEE WHAT
HAPPENED TO HIM.
>> Ben: GWEN, CAN YOU TRACK
COOPER, FIGURE OUT WHERE THEY
TOOK HIM?
>> Gwen: PROBABLY.
HIS ENERGY RESONANCE IS REALLY
STRONG HERE.
GOT HIM.
I CAN TAKE US RIGHT TO COOPER.
>> Kevin: IN OTHER WORDS, YOU'RE
ATTRACTED TO HIM.
>> Gwen: CAN WE JUST GO?
>> Ben: LOS SOLEDAD?
COOPER'S TRAIL LED US HERE?
>> Kevin: DESERTED.
AT LEAST LAST TIME WE WERE HERE
THERE WAS A MONSTER TO FIGHT.
>> Gwen: I DON'T GET IT.
I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT.
>> Kevin: WELL, LOVE IS BLIND.
AND APPARENTLY, IT SCREWS UP
YOUR POWERS, TOO.
>> Gwen: MY POWERS ARE NOT
SCREWED UP.
MY INSTINCTS ARE TELLING ME
COOPER'S DEFINITELY NEARBY.
>> Ben: SORRY, GWEN, BUT THERE'S
NOTHING HERE EXCEPT...
>> Gwen: BEN!
>> Kevin: TENNYSON, WHERE --
>> Ben: YOU HAVE GOT TO SEE
THIS.
IT'S DNAlien DAY CAMP.
>> Kevin: THREE OF THOSE
WEATHER-CONTROL TOWERS -- THIS
CANNOT BE GOOD.
>> Gwen: AND WHATEVER IT IS,
COOPER'S RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF
IT.
>> Kevin: THE CLOAKING FIELD IS
HIDING THE WHOLE CITY.
WHERE DID THEY GET A RIG
POWERFUL ENOUGH TO DO THAT?
RIGHT.
COOPER BUILT IT FOR THEM.
>> Gwen: EVERYBODY DOWN!
>> Ben: WITH THAT SHIELD UP,
THESE GUYS DON'T HAVE TO WORRY
ABOUT ANYONE SEEING THEM
BUILDING...
WHATEVER THAT THING IS.
YOU STILL HAVE A FIX ON COOPER?
>> Gwen: HE'S NOT FAR.
>> Kevin: GOT ANY SPELLS THAT
WILL GIVE US COVER SO WE CAN GET
TO HIM?
>> Gwen: THEY'RE NOT SPELLS.
>> Kevin: THAT'S A NO, THEN.
>> Ben: COME ON.
>> [ GRUNTING ]
>> [ SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE ]
>> Kevin: WHY DON'T WE JUST YELL
OUT, "HEY COOPER"?
>> Ben: AND HAVE 4,000 DNAliens
CRAWLING UP OUR BUTTS?
GOOD PLAN.
>> Gwen: IN HERE.
>> Kevin: AND IF THERE'S 4,000
DNAliens BEHIND THAT DOOR?
GOOD PLAN.
[ BEEPING ]
>> Goop: GOOP!
>> Gwen: COOL, BUT GROSS.
>> CAREFUL WITH THOSE VARSIDIUM
PIECES, HUMAN.
THEY'RE PRICELESS.
[ HIGH-PITCHED SQUEAL ]
[ BOTH SCREAMING ]
>> IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
>> CLUMSY CHILD!
YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT!
>> Goop: NO HITTING.
>> INTRUDER!
>> Kevin: CAVALRY'S HERE.
NOT THAT YOU, UH, NEED IT OR
ANYTHING.
>> GWEN!
YOU TOTALLY CAME TO MY RESCUE.
>> Ben: YEAH, EXCELLENT WORK
THERE, GWEN.
>> SHE'S WONDERFUL.
>> Kevin: LET'S GO, LOVER BOY.
>> [ PANTING ]
I...GOT TO...REST.
>> Kevin: EVER THINK ABOUT
GETTING A TREADMILL?
>> Ben: WE CAN'T STAY LONG.
WE'VE GOT TO GET OUTSIDE THE
SHIELD BEFORE THEY REALIZE
COOPER'S MISSING.
>> THE WAY YOU CAME STORMING IN
THERE -- LIKE HOW PRINCESS ELENA
RESCUED ME LAST WEEK FROM THE
CAVERNS OF UNFORGIVING DISMAY.
>> Gwen: EXCUSE ME?
>> IN NATIONS OF CONQUEST --
THE M.M.O.R.P.G. I PLAY.
>> Gwen: EXCUSE ME?
>> MASSIVE MULTIPLAYER ONLINE
ROLE-PLAYING GAME.
>> Kevin: YEAH, GWEN, AND YOUR
POWER IS BEING PLUS-3 NERD BAIT.
>> Ben: GUYS, THIS IS SERIOUS.
IT'S THE BIGGEST DNAlien PLAN
WE'VE EVER SEEN, AND AS LONG AS
THEIR CLOAKING SHIELD'S UP, THEY
CAN WORK 24/7.
>> I'M THE ONE THEY FORCED TO
BUILD THE CLOAK PROJECTOR.
SHUTTING IT DOWN SHOULDN'T BE
TOO HARD.
>> Ben: THEN THAT'S WHAT WE'RE
GOING TO DO.
>> Gwen: WE'VE BEEN LUCKY SO
FAR.
SOONER OR LATER, THEY'RE BOUND
TO SPOT US.
>> THAT'S NOT A PROBLEM EITHER.
>> Ben: BECAUSE?
>> WELL, BEFORE I BUILT THE BIG
CLOAKING PROJECTOR, I BUILT A
SMALLER ONE FIRST --
A PROTOTYPE.
THE FIELD IT GENERATES IS ENOUGH
TO COVER ALL OF US IF WE SQUEEZE
TOGETHER REAL TIGHT.
>> Gwen: OH, FOR THE LOVE OF...
>> Kevin: LET ME HELP YOU OUT
THERE, GWEN.
>> HERE WE GO.
>> Ben: I DON'T FEEL INVISIBLE.
>> FOLLOW ME.
>> Gwen: OH, NO.
>> Ben: SCORE!
NICE WORK, COOPER.
NOW LET'S GET TO THE BIG CLOAK.
>> Kevin: HEY, COOP, THINK ABOUT
IT -- THE DAMSEL RESCUED YOU.
NOW YOU GET TO BE THE KNIGHT
THAT SAVES THE DAY.
>> Gwen: JEALOUS MUCH, KEVIN?
>> Kevin: I'M NOT --
>> Ben: Shh!
THE CLOAK KEEPS US FROM BEING
SEEN, NOT HEARD.
SO -- UH-OH.
>> UH-OH.
THERE'S ALWAYS A FEW BUGS IN THE
PROTOTYPE.
[ BOOM! ]
>> WHO ARE THEY?
WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE?
>> GET THEM!
>> Kevin: THERE'S NOTHING AROUND
HERE FOR ME TO TOUCH.
[ GRUNTS ]
>> Ben: DON'T WORRY.
I'LL JUST -- AH!
NO!
[ [ ALL SCREECHING ]
>> Gwen: THERE'S TOO MANY OF
THEM!
>> Ben: KEEP FIRING, GWEN.
YOU'RE OUR ONLY CHANCE.
AH!
>> Kevin: GWEN!
>> NO, DON'T HURT HER.
>> Gwen: I'M OKAY.
>> ONLY BECAUSE YOU'RE WORTH
SLIGHTLY MORE TO ME ALIVE THAN
IF I HAD ALLOWED THEM TO TEAR
YOU LIMB FROM LIMB.
NOW THEN, YOU'RE GOING BACK TO
WORK FOR US.
>> I WON'T DO ANYTHING FOR YOU.
>> YOU'LL DO JUST WHAT I SAY, OR
YOUR FRIENDS WILL PAY THE PRICE.
>> Kevin: ACTUALLY, WE'RE NOT
ALL THAT CLOSE.
>> IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT, HUMAN?
FOR YOUR FRIENDS TO PAY?
>> GET YOUR HANDS OFF HER.
I'LL DO IT.
I'LL DO ANYTHING.
>> THEN GET BACK TO WORK!
>> Kevin: SO, NOW YOU CAN GO ALL
HUMONGOUSAUR AND GET US OUT OF
HERE.
>> Ben: EVEN HUMONGOUSAUR
WOULDN'T LAST AGAINST ALL THOSE
DNAliens.
>> Gwen: PLUS THEY'D JUST USE
COOPER AGAINST US LIKE THEY USED
US AGAINST HIM.
>> Kevin: THAT IS A LOT OF
GUARDS.
>> Ben: KEVIN, TOUCH THIS PIECE
OF -- WHAT DO THEY CALL IT?
VARSIDIUM.
>> Kevin: WHY?
>> Ben: I'LL SHOW YOU.
>> Echo Echo: ECHO ECHO.
>> Gwen: EXCUSE US.
HI.
THERE'S NO BATHROOM IN HERE, AND
I REALLHAVE TO GO.
>> Echo Echo: NOW!
>> Kevin: AAH!
[ HIGH-PITCHED SQUEAL ]
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
>> Kevin: DID YOU HAVE TO HIT ME
SO HARD?
>> Gwen: I DID.
I REALLY DID.
[ ALL SCREECHING ]
[ HIGH-PITCHED SQUEAL ]
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
>> Gwen: COME ON!
COOPER'S THIS WAY.
>> FASTER!
YOU HAVE TO MAKE UP FOR THE TIME
YOU LOST TRYING TO ESCAPE.
[ HIGH-PITCHED SQUEAL ]
>> AAH!
>> Echo Echo: READY TO GO?
>> Kevin: PLEASE SAY YES.
>> Gwen: STAY BEHIND ME, COOPER.
>> [ SIGHS ]
JUST LIKE PRINCESS ELENA
RESCUING ME FROM THE CAVERNS OF
UNFORGIVING DISMAY.
>> Gwen: STAY BEHIND ME AND
DON'T TALK.
>> Kevin: HOW CLOSE ARE WE TO
THE BIG CLOAKING THING?
>> JUST KEEP HEADING FOR WHERE
THEY'RE BUILDING THAT ARCH.
>> Echo Echo: WHAT IS THAT ARCH
FOR ANYWAY?
>> THEY WOULDN'T TELL ME, AND --
>> EVERYBODY STAY WHERE YOU ARE.
[ SCREECHES ]
>> Echo Echo: ONE MORE BLAST,
GWEN.
BIG, BIG ONE.
>> Kevin: TERRIFIC.
[ HIGH-PITCHED SQUEAL ]
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
>> THIS IS IT.
>> Kevin: THEN DO YOUR THING.
[ GASPS ]
>> Ben: WHAT IS IT?
>> Gwen: WHAT'S THE MATTER?
>> I -- I SAW EQUATIONS,
MACHINES, ANOTHER PLANET.
>> Ben: FIGURE IT OUT LATER.
CRASH THE CLOAK!
>> HUH?
WHAT THE?
>> Ben: GOOD.
GWEN?
>> Gwen: ON IT.
[ GRUNTS ]
>> Kevin: COOL.
NOW ALL THAT'S LEFT IS TO --
>> Ben: RUN VERY FAST.
>> Kevin: SHOULD HAVE PARKED
CLOSER TO TOWN.
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> SHOULD WE ORGANIZE TRANSPORT
FOR PURSUIT?
>> NO.
WE DON'T WANT TO AROUSE
SUSPICION FROM THE LOCAL
AUTHORITIES.
THE PROJECT AT HAND IS TOO
IMPORTANT.
>> THEY'RE NOT CHASING US.
>> Kevin: THEY DON'T NEED TO.
WHO'D BELIEVE US IF WE TOLD WHAT
WAS REALLY GOING ON THERE?
>> Gwen: ANYONE WHO CHECKED IT
OUT WOULD JUST FIND WHAT LOOKS
LIKE NORMAL HUMANS ANYWAY.
>> Ben: WE DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON IN
LOS SOLEDAD, WHICH MEANS SOMEDAY
SOON, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO GO
BACK.
CAN WE COUNT ON YOU TO HELP?
>> ANYTHING YOU NEED.
>> Gwen: DON'T EVEN.
>> YEAH, DEED TO THE LAND,
CONSTRUCTION PERMITS.
EVERYTHING LOOKS SHIPSHAPE.
>> I SWEAR, ONE SECOND IT LOOKED
LIKE THERE WAS NOTHING, AND THEN
THE NEXT --
>> IT MUST BE THE HEAT PLAYING
TRICKS ON YOU.
WE'VE BEEN OUT HERE FOR MONTHS.
>> STILL DON'T KNOW WHO'D WANT
TO BUILD A MALL ALL THE WAY OUT
HERE.
>> OH, OUR COMPANY'S VERY
FORWARD THINKING, SHERIFF.
TRUST ME, SOME DAY VERY SOON,
THIS WILL BE WHERE EVERYTHING'S
HAPPENING.
>> HUH.
ALL RIGHT, THEN.
SORRY TO BOTHER YOU.
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
>> CONTINUE TO WORK.
THE TIME OF CLEANSING IS NEARLY
AT HAND.
IDEA.
I MEAN, WE DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW
TO WORK A TELEPORTER PAD.
>> Kevin: GOT TO START
SOMEWHERE.
>> Gwen: BEN, TELL KEVIN THIS
SEEMS LIKE A VERY BAD IDEA.
BEN?
ARE YOU HIDING?
>> Ben: NO.
IT'S JUST IF A FLY LANDS ON THAT
BANANA WHEN IT TELEPORTS AND IT
REMATERIALIZES AS A DEADLY
BANANA FLY MONSTER, I DON'T WANT
TO BE STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO IT,
IS ALL.
>> Kevin: DON'T SEE THE BIG
DEAL, TENNYSON.
DIDN'T YOU USED TO TURN INTO AN
INSECT ALL THE TIME?
>> Ben: THAT WAS DIFFERENT.
>> Kevin: HERE WE GO.
[ WHIRRING ]
THAT'S NOT GOOD.
>> Ben: TURN IT OFF BEFORE IT
BLOWS!
>> Kevin: IT'S TOO HOT!
>> Ben: I KNOW WHO CAN TAKE THE
HEAT.
>> Swampfire: OPEN THE DOOR.
[ GRUNTING ]
EVERYBODY DOWN!
>> Ben: EVERYONE ALL RIGHT?
>> Kevin: FORGET THAT!
WHAT ABOUT THE TELEPORTER PAD?
>> Gwen: DEEP DOWN, HE'S REALLY
GLAD WE'RE OKAY.
>> Kevin: IT'S TOTALLY TRASHED.
>> Ben: AT LEAST WE DON'T HAVE
TO WORRY ABOUT ANY BANANA FLY
MONSTERS.
I'M JUST SAYING.
>> Kevin: I KNOW A KID MIGHT BE
ABLE TO FIX IT.
>> Gwen: FIX ALIEN TECH?
>> Kevin: HE'S A TOTAL SUPER
GENIUS WITH ANY KIND OF
MACHINERY.
DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S HUMAN OR
ALIEN.
I'LL BRING COOPER OVER FROM HIS
LAB.
>> Ben: COOPER?
PASTY KID?
>> Gwen: BLOND?
BAD HAIRCUT?
>> Ben: HAD A BIG CRUSH ON GWEN?
OW!
>> Kevin: SOUNDS LIKE THE SAME
GUY.
BUT, UH, WHO WOULDN'T HAVE A
CRUSH ON YOU?
>> Ben: HE HELPED US OUT ONCE
BACK WHEN WE WERE KIDS.
YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD US YOU KNEW
HIM.
>> Kevin: DIDN'T EXACTLY COME
UP.
>> Ben: YOU DIDN'T THINK A KID
WITH THE ABILITY TO MANIPULATE
ALIEN TECH WOULD HAVE BEEN
HELPFUL AGAINST THE DNAliens?
>> Kevin: IT'S POSSIBLE I KNOW
TWO OR THREE PEOPLE I HAVEN'T
TOLD YOU ABOUT, BEN.
ANYWAY, IF YOU'RE SO SMART, WHY
DIDN'T YOU THINK OF HIM BEFORE?
>> Ben: OKAY, THAT'S A FAIR
POINT.
LET'S GO.
[ ENGINE SHUTS OFF ]
>> Gwen: I THOUGHT YOU SAID WE
WERE GOING TO COOPER'S LAB.
>> Kevin: WE ARE.
SO, GWEN, EXCITED TO SEE YOUR
EX?
>> Gwen: ZIP IT.
YOU HAD TO MENTION THE CRUSH?
>> Ben: PROBABLY NOT.
[ DOOR CREAKS ]
>> Gwen: WHY BREAK IN?
COULDN'T WE HAVE JUST LEFT A
MESSAGE WITH COOPER'S FOLKS?
>> Kevin: BECAUSE COOP NEVER
LEAVES HIS LAB -- NEVER.
SOMETHING'S SERIOUSLY WRONG.
>> Ben: HE PROBABLY JUST WENT
OUT FOR A...
SMOOTHIE.
>> Gwen: WOW.
HE REALNEVER LEAVES THE LAB.
>> Kevin: LOOK FOR SIGNS OF A
STRUGGLE.
>> Ben: THIS WHOLE PLACE LOOKS
LIKE A STRUGGLE.
[ SQUISH ]
[ WHIRS ]
AAH!
>> IF ANYONE FINDS THIS
RECORDING...
[ SCREECHIN]
[ CRAS]
NO!
NO!
[ STATIC ]
>> Ben: THERE YOU GO -- SIGNS OF
A STRUGGLE.
>> Kevin: SMART KID.
LEFT BEHIND A MESSAGE IN A
BOTTLE SO SOMEONE WOULD SEE WHAT
HAPPENED TO HIM.
>> Ben: GWEN, CAN YOU TRACK
COOPER, FIGURE OUT WHERE THEY
TOOK HIM?
>> Gwen: PROBABLY.
HIS ENERGY RESONANCE IS REALLY
STRONG HERE.
GOT HIM.
I CAN TAKE US RIGHT TO COOPER.
>> Kevin: IN OTHER WORDS, YOU'RE
ATTRACTED TO HIM.
>> Gwen: CAN WE JUST GO?
>> Ben: LOS SOLEDAD?
COOPER'S TRAIL LED US HERE?
>> Kevin: DESERTED.
AT LEAST LAST TIME WE WERE HERE
THERE WAS A MONSTER TO FIGHT.
>> Gwen: I DON'T GET IT.
I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT.
>> Kevin: WELL, LOVE IS BLIND.
AND APPARENTLY, IT SCREWS UP
YOUR POWERS, TOO.
>> Gwen: MY POWERS ARE NOT
SCREWED UP.
MY INSTINCTS ARE TELLING ME
COOPER'S DEFINITELY NEARBY.
>> Ben: SORRY, GWEN, BUT THERE'S
NOTHING HERE EXCEPT...
>> Gwen: BEN!
>> Kevin: TENNYSON, WHERE --
>> Ben: YOU HAVE GOT TO SEE
THIS.
IT'S DNAlien DAY CAMP.
>> Kevin: THREE OF THOSE
WEATHER-CONTROL TOWERS -- THIS
CANNOT BE GOOD.
>> Gwen: AND WHATEVER IT IS,
COOPER'S RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF
IT.
>> Kevin: THE CLOAKING FIELD IS
HIDING THE WHOLE CITY.
WHERE DID THEY GET A RIG
POWERFUL ENOUGH TO DO THAT?
RIGHT.
COOPER BUILT IT FOR THEM.
>> Gwen: EVERYBODY DOWN!
>> Ben: WITH THAT SHIELD UP,
THESE GUYS DON'T HAVE TO WORRY
ABOUT ANYONE SEEING THEM
BUILDING...
WHATEVER THAT THING IS.
YOU STILL HAVE A FIX ON COOPER?
>> Gwen: HE'S NOT FAR.
>> Kevin: GOT ANY SPELLS THAT
WILL GIVE US COVER SO WE CAN GET
TO HIM?
>> Gwen: THEY'RE NOT SPELLS.
>> Kevin: THAT'S A NO, THEN.
>> Ben: COME ON.
>> [ GRUNTING ]
>> [ SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE ]
>> Kevin: WHY DON'T WE JUST YELL
OUT, "HEY COOPER"?
>> Ben: AND HAVE 4,000 DNAliens
CRAWLING UP OUR BUTTS?
GOOD PLAN.
>> Gwen: IN HERE.
>> Kevin: AND IF THERE'S 4,000
DNAliens BEHIND THAT DOOR?
GOOD PLAN.
[ BEEPING ]
>> Goop: GOOP!
>> Gwen: COOL, BUT GROSS.
>> CAREFUL WITH THOSE VARSIDIUM
PIECES, HUMAN.
THEY'RE PRICELESS.
[ HIGH-PITCHED SQUEAL ]
[ BOTH SCREAMING ]
>> IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
>> CLUMSY CHILD!
YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT!
>> Goop: NO HITTING.
>> INTRUDER!
>> Kevin: CAVALRY'S HERE.
NOT THAT YOU, UH, NEED IT OR
ANYTHING.
>> GWEN!
YOU TOTALLY CAME TO MY RESCUE.
>> Ben: YEAH, EXCELLENT WORK
THERE, GWEN.
>> SHE'S WONDERFUL.
>> Kevin: LET'S GO, LOVER BOY.
>> [ PANTING ]
I...GOT TO...REST.
>> Kevin: EVER THINK ABOUT
GETTING A TREADMILL?
>> Ben: WE CAN'T STAY LONG.
WE'VE GOT TO GET OUTSIDE THE
SHIELD BEFORE THEY REALIZE
COOPER'S MISSING.
>> THE WAY YOU CAME STORMING IN
THERE -- LIKE HOW PRINCESS ELENA
RESCUED ME LAST WEEK FROM THE
CAVERNS OF UNFORGIVING DISMAY.
>> Gwen: EXCUSE ME?
>> IN NATIONS OF CONQUEST --
THE M.M.O.R.P.G. I PLAY.
>> Gwen: EXCUSE ME?
>> MASSIVE MULTIPLAYER ONLINE
ROLE-PLAYING GAME.
>> Kevin: YEAH, GWEN, AND YOUR
POWER IS BEING PLUS-3 NERD BAIT.
>> Ben: GUYS, THIS IS SERIOUS.
IT'S THE BIGGEST DNAlien PLAN
WE'VE EVER SEEN, AND AS LONG AS
THEIR CLOAKING SHIELD'S UP, THEY
CAN WORK 24/7.
>> I'M THE ONE THEY FORCED TO
BUILD THE CLOAK PROJECTOR.
SHUTTING IT DOWN SHOULDN'T BE
TOO HARD.
>> Ben: THEN THAT'S WHAT WE'RE
GOING TO DO.
>> Gwen: WE'VE BEEN LUCKY SO
FAR.
SOONER OR LATER, THEY'RE BOUND
TO SPOT US.
>> THAT'S NOT A PROBLEM EITHER.
>> Ben: BECAUSE?
>> WELL, BEFORE I BUILT THE BIG
CLOAKING PROJECTOR, I BUILT A
SMALLER ONE FIRST --
A PROTOTYPE.
THE FIELD IT GENERATES IS ENOUGH
TO COVER ALL OF US IF WE SQUEEZE
TOGETHER REAL TIGHT.
>> Gwen: OH, FOR THE LOVE OF...
>> Kevin: LET ME HELP YOU OUT
THERE, GWEN.
>> HERE WE GO.
>> Ben: I DON'T FEEL INVISIBLE.
>> FOLLOW ME.
>> Gwen: OH, NO.
>> Ben: SCORE!
NICE WORK, COOPER.
NOW LET'S GET TO THE BIG CLOAK.
>> Kevin: HEY, COOP, THINK ABOUT
IT -- THE DAMSEL RESCUED YOU.
NOW YOU GET TO BE THE KNIGHT
THAT SAVES THE DAY.
>> Gwen: JEALOUS MUCH, KEVIN?
>> Kevin: I'M NOT --
>> Ben: Shh!
THE CLOAK KEEPS US FROM BEING
SEEN, NOT HEARD.
SO -- UH-OH.
>> UH-OH.
THERE'S ALWAYS A FEW BUGS IN THE
PROTOTYPE.
[ BOOM! ]
>> WHO ARE THEY?
WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE?
>> GET THEM!
>> Kevin: THERE'S NOTHING AROUND
HERE FOR ME TO TOUCH.
[ GRUNTS ]
>> Ben: DON'T WORRY.
I'LL JUST -- AH!
NO!
[ [ ALL SCREECHING ]
>> Gwen: THERE'S TOO MANY OF
THEM!
>> Ben: KEEP FIRING, GWEN.
YOU'RE OUR ONLY CHANCE.
AH!
>> Kevin: GWEN!
>> NO, DON'T HURT HER.
>> Gwen: I'M OKAY.
>> ONLY BECAUSE YOU'RE WORTH
SLIGHTLY MORE TO ME ALIVE THAN
IF I HAD ALLOWED THEM TO TEAR
YOU LIMB FROM LIMB.
NOW THEN, YOU'RE GOING BACK TO
WORK FOR US.
>> I WON'T DO ANYTHING FOR YOU.
>> YOU'LL DO JUST WHAT I SAY, OR
YOUR FRIENDS WILL PAY THE PRICE.
>> Kevin: ACTUALLY, WE'RE NOT
ALL THAT CLOSE.
>> IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT, HUMAN?
FOR YOUR FRIENDS TO PAY?
>> GET YOUR HANDS OFF HER.
I'LL DO IT.
I'LL DO ANYTHING.
>> THEN GET BACK TO WORK!
>> Kevin: SO, NOW YOU CAN GO ALL
HUMONGOUSAUR AND GET US OUT OF
HERE.
>> Ben: EVEN HUMONGOUSAUR
WOULDN'T LAST AGAINST ALL THOSE
DNAliens.
>> Gwen: PLUS THEY'D JUST USE
COOPER AGAINST US LIKE THEY USED
US AGAINST HIM.
>> Kevin: THAT IS A LOT OF
GUARDS.
>> Ben: KEVIN, TOUCH THIS PIECE
OF -- WHAT DO THEY CALL IT?
VARSIDIUM.
>> Kevin: WHY?
>> Ben: I'LL SHOW YOU.
>> Echo Echo: ECHO ECHO.
>> Gwen: EXCUSE US.
HI.
THERE'S NO BATHROOM IN HERE, AND
I REALLHAVE TO GO.
>> Echo Echo: NOW!
>> Kevin: AAH!
[ HIGH-PITCHED SQUEAL ]
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
>> Kevin: DID YOU HAVE TO HIT ME
SO HARD?
>> Gwen: I DID.
I REALLY DID.
[ ALL SCREECHING ]
[ HIGH-PITCHED SQUEAL ]
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
>> Gwen: COME ON!
COOPER'S THIS WAY.
>> FASTER!
YOU HAVE TO MAKE UP FOR THE TIME
YOU LOST TRYING TO ESCAPE.
[ HIGH-PITCHED SQUEAL ]
>> AAH!
>> Echo Echo: READY TO GO?
>> Kevin: PLEASE SAY YES.
>> Gwen: STAY BEHIND ME, COOPER.
>> [ SIGHS ]
JUST LIKE PRINCESS ELENA
RESCUING ME FROM THE CAVERNS OF
UNFORGIVING DISMAY.
>> Gwen: STAY BEHIND ME AND
DON'T TALK.
>> Kevin: HOW CLOSE ARE WE TO
THE BIG CLOAKING THING?
>> JUST KEEP HEADING FOR WHERE
THEY'RE BUILDING THAT ARCH.
>> Echo Echo: WHAT IS THAT ARCH
FOR ANYWAY?
>> THEY WOULDN'T TELL ME, AND --
>> EVERYBODY STAY WHERE YOU ARE.
[ SCREECHES ]
>> Echo Echo: ONE MORE BLAST,
GWEN.
BIG, BIG ONE.
>> Kevin: TERRIFIC.
[ HIGH-PITCHED SQUEAL ]
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
>> THIS IS IT.
>> Kevin: THEN DO YOUR THING.
[ GASPS ]
>> Ben: WHAT IS IT?
>> Gwen: WHAT'S THE MATTER?
>> I -- I SAW EQUATIONS,
MACHINES, ANOTHER PLANET.
>> Ben: FIGURE IT OUT LATER.
CRASH THE CLOAK!
>> HUH?
WHAT THE?
>> Ben: GOOD.
GWEN?
>> Gwen: ON IT.
[ GRUNTS ]
>> Kevin: COOL.
NOW ALL THAT'S LEFT IS TO --
>> Ben: RUN VERY FAST.
>> Kevin: SHOULD HAVE PARKED
CLOSER TO TOWN.
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> SHOULD WE ORGANIZE TRANSPORT
FOR PURSUIT?
>> NO.
WE DON'T WANT TO AROUSE
SUSPICION FROM THE LOCAL
AUTHORITIES.
THE PROJECT AT HAND IS TOO
IMPORTANT.
>> THEY'RE NOT CHASING US.
>> Kevin: THEY DON'T NEED TO.
WHO'D BELIEVE US IF WE TOLD WHAT
WAS REALLY GOING ON THERE?
>> Gwen: ANYONE WHO CHECKED IT
OUT WOULD JUST FIND WHAT LOOKS
LIKE NORMAL HUMANS ANYWAY.
>> Ben: WE DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON IN
LOS SOLEDAD, WHICH MEANS SOMEDAY
SOON, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO GO
BACK.
CAN WE COUNT ON YOU TO HELP?
>> ANYTHING YOU NEED.
>> Gwen: DON'T EVEN.
>> YEAH, DEED TO THE LAND,
CONSTRUCTION PERMITS.
EVERYTHING LOOKS SHIPSHAPE.
>> I SWEAR, ONE SECOND IT LOOKED
LIKE THERE WAS NOTHING, AND THEN
THE NEXT --
>> IT MUST BE THE HEAT PLAYING
TRICKS ON YOU.
WE'VE BEEN OUT HERE FOR MONTHS.
>> STILL DON'T KNOW WHO'D WANT
TO BUILD A MALL ALL THE WAY OUT
HERE.
>> OH, OUR COMPANY'S VERY
FORWARD THINKING, SHERIFF.
TRUST ME, SOME DAY VERY SOON,
THIS WILL BE WHERE EVERYTHING'S
HAPPENING.
>> HUH.
ALL RIGHT, THEN.
SORRY TO BOTHER YOU.
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
>> CONTINUE TO WORK.
THE TIME OF CLEANSING IS NEARLY
AT HAND.