Ben 10: Alien Force (2008–2010): Season 2, Episode 3 - Good Copy, Bad Copy - full transcript

Following up on reports of Ben having nightly activities, Kevin and Gwen discover what might be described as Ben's evil twin.

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

[ BANGING ]

>> Humongousaur: FOREVER

KNIGHTS!

>> UNH!

>> Humongousaur: ANSWER ME.

WHERE IS HE?

>> WHY ASK WHAT YOU ALREADY

KNOW?

ARE YOU TESTING US?

>> Humongousaur: I TEST YOUR



WILL TO LIVE.

NOW, FOR THE LAST TIME...

>> Ben: WHERE IS BEN TENNYSON?

>> Gwen: TRACKING BEN LIKE THIS

FEELS WEIRD, KEVIN.

>> Kevin: YOUR IDEA.

ALL I KNOW IS THERE'S A LOT OF

ALIEN-COM TRAFFIC, AND

TENNYSON'S NAME KEEPS COMING UP.

>> Gwen: GETTING SOMETHING.

MAKE A LEFT.

[ TIRES SQUEAL ]

WOW.

>> Kevin: GWEN, UP THERE.



>> Gwen: BEN! HEY!

>> [ GROANING ]

BEN 10 HAS SHOWN NO MERCY.

>> Gwen: WELL, WHAT DID YOU DO?

>> NOTHING.

I SWEAR ON MY ORDER.

HE'S RUINED THREE OF OUR CASTLES

IN AS MANY DAYS.

>> Gwen: FIRST I'VE HEARD OF IT.

>> THEY SAY AT COURT THAT THE

CURSED BEN 10 HAS EVEN ATTACKED

A HIVE OF DNAliens.

>> Kevin: YOUR COUSIN TOOK OUT A

WHOLE HIVE?

COME ON!

HE DOESN'T HAVE THE GUTS.

>> Gwen: YOU MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE

BEN TO GO ON A MISSION LIKE THAT

ALONE.

>> Kevin: OKAY.

>> Gwen: WHY IS HE KEEPING

SECRETS FROM US?

>> YOU GET IT, BEN?

THE KID WEIGHS 25 KILOGRAMS,

3 METERS PER SECOND, 2 METERS

FROM THE CENTER OF THE

MERRY-GO-ROUND.

>> Ben: WHAT? JULIE, WAIT.

I BETTER WRITE THIS DOWN.

>> Kevin: CONGRATULATIONS,

TENNYSON.

YOU'RE FINALLY PUTTING THE

OMNITRIX TO MAXIMUM USE -- YOU

KNOW, CLANDESTINE

BUTT-KICKING-WISE.

YOU --

>> Ben: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING

ABOUT?

>> Gwen: NICE TRY.

WE SAW YOU AS JETRAY FLYING AWAY

FROM A BATTLE.

>> Ben: LOOK, I'VE BEEN STUDYING

ALL WEEK FOR A PHYSICS TEST

TOMORROW.

IT'S MY WORST SUBJECT.

>> Gwen: MAYBE YOU'RE NOT REALLY

STUDYING.

>> WAIT.

CONSIDERING THE ALIENS AND WEIRD

TRANSFORMATIONS AND STUFF BEN

DEALS WITH, THERE COULD BE ANY

NUMBER OF EXPLANATIONS FOR WHAT

YOU SAW.

>> Kevin: YOU SAYING YOU CAN

VOUCH FOR HIS WHEREABOUTS?

>> NO.

I GOT HERE A FEW MINUTES AGO.

HE STUDIES, AND I COME OVER TO

HELP HIM REVIEW -- NOT THAT HE'S

ACTUALLY ACING THE REVIEWS.

>> Ben: I'M GETTING BETTER.

>> YOU'RE MAKING A REAL EFFORT.

>> Gwen: WITH GRANDPA MAX GONE,

WE'VE GOT TO RELY ON EACH OTHER.

IF YOU'VE GOT A SECRET, YOU

SHOULD SPILL IT -- NOW.

>> Ben: I SWEAR, I'VE BEEN ALL

ABOUT CALCULATING THE ANGULAR

MOMENTUM.

IF I DON'T PASS, MY MOM WILL

GROUND ME, WHICH MEANS MINIMAL

HERO TIME AND ZERO JULIE TIME.

YOU DO THE MATH.

'CAUSE, APPARENTLY, I CAN'T.

>> Kevin: I BELIEVE HIM.

WHEN YOU LIE, YOUR LEFT EYE

TWITCHES.

BUT WHO KNOWS?

MAYBE YOU'VE BEEN BLACKING OUT

AND SLEEPFIGHTING.

>> Gwen: IS IT POSSIBLE?

IS THE OMNITRIX MAKING YOU

ATTACK YOUR ENEMIES IN YOUR

SLEEP?

>> Ben: [ SIGHS ]

IF WE'RE GOING TO DISCUSS THIS,

I NEED MORE CHILI FRIES.

YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T WANT ANY!

>> WHAT? THEY'RE DELICIOUS.

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

[ BELL JINGLES ]

>> Ben: YOU DISGUST ME.

YOU, THIS MIASMA YOU CALL FOOD,

ITS FOUL-SMELLING, OILY

DIGESTIVE PREPARATION.

EVERYTHING HUMAN REEKS!

>> YEAH, PROBABLY THE ONION.

>> Ben: [ SNIFFS ]

OH! ALL THE SAME, I FIND MYSELF

CRAVING THE ENTIRE PUTRID

EXPERIENCE.

IT MUST BE IN THE DNA.

[ BELL JINGLES ]

>> Ben: CHILI FRIES.

>> CAREFUL, KID.

THOSE DOUBLE PORTIONS CATCH UP

WITH YOU.

>> Ben: EXCUSE ME?

>> FRIENDLY ADVICE.

TAKE IT OR DON'T.

[ BELL JINGLES ]

>> Gwen: HERE HE COMES.

[ BELL JINGLES ]

>> Ben: [ BELCHES ]

I SICKEN MYSELF.

>> Kevin: WHAT THE HECK?!

[ TIRES SQUEAL ]

>> Ben: GUYS?!

GUYS?!

>> Big Chill: BIG CHILL.

>> Big Chill: WHERE IS

BEN TENNYSON?

UNH!

>> ATTACK!

>> HUNH!

>> Gwen: BEN?

ARE YOU FEELING OKAY?

YOU KIND OF TOOK OFF WITHOUT US

BACK THERE.

>> Big Chill: YOU -- YOU KNOW OF

BEN.

WHERE IS BEN?

>> Kevin: I KNEW YOU'D SNAP

EVENTUALLY.

>> Big Chill: [ BELCHES ]

>> Kevin: PHEW! CHILI FRIES.

>> Big Chill: UGH. I AGREE.

>> Gwen: CHANGE BACK, BEN.

LET'S GO HOME.

>> Ben: YES, IT IS I,

BEN TENNYSON.

TRANSPORT ME, BEN 10, TO MY

DOMICILE.

THERE ARE GRAVE MATTERS THERE OF

A PERSONAL NATURE TO WHICH I,

BEN 10, MUST ATTEND.

>> Big Chill: THANKS A LOT,

GUYS.

YOU LEFT ME.

>> Ben: AND, UH, WHO'S YOUR

GOOD-LOOKING FRIEND?

>> BEN TENNYSON?

A MOST DIFFICULT CREATURE TO

FIND.

BUT I MUST SEE YOU.

I AM ALBEDO OF THE GALVIN.

>> Ben: A GREY MATTER?

KIND OF TALL.

>> I AM THE BUILDER OF THE

OMNITRIX.

I MUST HAVE IT BACK.

YOUR DAYS AS BEN 10 ARE AT AN

END.

>> REMOVE YOUR OMNITRIX AND

RETURN IT.

>> Ben: WAIT, ALBEDO.

I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE ONLY

OMNITRIX IN THE UNIVERSE.

AND, ANYWAY, A GUY NAMED AZMUTH

BUILT IT.

>> AZMUTH IS A LIAR.

>> Ben: BUT THE DNAliens, THE

HIGHBREED -- I'M SUPPOSED TO

SAVE THE WORLD WITH IT.

>> IT IS INCOMPLETE AND PRONE TO

CATASTROPHIC MALFUNCTION.

>> Ben: NOT LATELY.

>> YOU HAVE GREAT LUCK, OR BY

NOW YOU WOULD HAVE RIPPED A HOLE

IN THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE.

>> Gwen: HE COULD BE A HIGHBREED

TRYING TO TRICK YOU OUT OF IT.

>> Ben: MAYBE.

WHY DON'T YOU SHOW YOUR FACE?

IT FEELS A LITTLE CRAZY TALKING

TO MYSELF.

>> IF ONLY I COULD.

I AM STUCK IN A STICKY, SWEATY,

NOISY, HUNGRY, HAIRY, SMELLY

TEENAGE HUMAN BODY, CONSTANTLY

CRAVING CHILI FRIES AND

SCRATCHING MYSELF IN PLACES I

SUSPECT ARE INAPPROPRIATE!

>> Gwen: WOW.

HE REALLY ISYOU.

>> YOU SEE, YOUR DNA IS ENCODED

AS THE DEFAULT IN YOUR OMNITRIX.

MINE SYNCHRONIZES ACROSS SPACE

AND TIME WITH YOURS.

YOU HAVE BECOME MYDEFAULT AS

WELL.

>> Kevin: WELL, WHICH IS IT?

DO YOU WANT TO WATCH TO FIX IT

OR TO KEEP THE UNIVERSE FROM

FALLING APART?

>> UH, BOTH!

>> Ben: SINCE YOU BUILT THE

OMNITRIX, TELL ME HOW IT COMES

OFF.

>> YES.

I TRUST YOU ARE VERSED IN THE

PRACTICAL APPLICATIONS OF

EIGHTH-DIMENSIONAL

QUANTUM-GRAVITY MONOPOLE

EQUATIONS.

>> Ben: IT REALLY DOES TWITCH

WHEN I LIE.

>> Kevin: TOLD YOU.

>> VERY WELL.

THERE ARE OTHER WAYS TO DISARM

YOU.

>> Kevin: UNH!

>> Ben: UNH!

OW!

>> Humongousaur: HUMONGOUSAUR!

UGH!

[ GRUNTS ]

HEY!

THAT REALLY STINGS.

[ GRUNTS ]

>> YOU ARE NOT WORTHY TO WEAR

THE OMNITRIX!

>> Gwen: FIND SOMETHING TO

TOUCH!

>> Kevin: HUH?

OH.

IT'LL HAVE TO DO.

>> Humongousaur: [ GROANS ]

>> THANK YOU FOR YOUR SACRIFICE.

UGH!

>> Kevin: WHAT A CROCK.

[ GRUNTS ]

>> Humongousaur: GIVE UP.

I'M BETTER AT THIS.

>> Gwen: HE WON'T GET FAR.

HE LEFT HIS MANA ALL OVER THE

PLACE.

[ TIRES SQUEAL ]

>> Kevin: EVIL TWIN, HUH?

GUESS YOU REALLY AREA HERO.

>> Ben: A HERO WITH A BIG TEST

IN THE MORNING.

AND I'D BE HOME STUDYING IF

YOU'D HAVE LISTENED TO ME THE

FIRST TIME.

>> Gwen: WHO KNOWS WHAT DAMAGE

ALBEDO WOULD BE DOING?

TURN HERE!

[ TIRES SQUEAL ]

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

>> Gwen: [ GRUNTS ]

TOO MANY MACHINES, NOT ENOUGH

LIVING THINGS.

I CAN'T TRACK ALBEDO IN HERE.

>> Ben: WE'LL SPLIT UP AND

SURROUND HIM.

>> Gwen: HOW WILL WE KNOW WHICH

ONE'S THE REAL YOU?

>> Ben: HEY!

>> Kevin: WE'LL CALL YOU

BEN "X."

>> GUYS, OVER HERE.

I THINK I HEARD SOMETHING.

>> Kevin: DIDN'T YOU GO THE

OTHER WAY?

>> YEAH.

OH, MAN.

I SHOULD NOT HAVE ERASED KEVIN'S

MARK.

>> Ben: HIT THE DECK!

>> Kevin: [ GRUNTING ]

THIS REEKS!

HE GOT US WITH PACKING FOAM!

NO LEVERAGE.

>> Gwen: PUSH!

[ GRUNTING ]

>> Ben: LOOK, ALBEDO, YOU'RE NOT

GETTING MY OMNITRIX.

>> I HAVE ALL OF YOUR POWERS AND

A SUPERIOR INTELLECT.

SURRENDER IF YOU VALUE YOUR

LIFE.

>> Ben: 'CAUSE THAT WOULD BE SO

MUCH SMARTER.

>> Goop: GOOP!

[ HISSING ]

[ HISSING ]

>> [ GROWLS ]

>> Swampfire: SWAMPFIRE!

HERE'S MUD IN YOUR EYE!

>> UGH!

>> Kevin: [ GRUNTING ]

OH! HOT!

>> Gwen: SORRY.

>> Brainstorm: BRAINSTORM!

TREMBLE BEFORE MY

ELECTROLOCUTIVE POWER, YOU

FECKLESS FACSIMILE!

>> SURRENDER OR DIE!

>> Brainstorm: [ GRUNTS ]

DEUCEDLY DIFFICULT TO COGNITATE.

>> Jetray: JETRAY!

>> YOU CAN'T KEEP THIS UP!

>> Jetray: [ GRUNTING ]

>> YOUR OMNITRIX WILL LOSE

POWER.

YIELD!

YIELD!

YIELD!

>> Chromastone: CHROMASTONE!

>> Ben: UH-OH.

>> I TOLD YOU. I TOLD YOU!

YOU HAVE DRAINED YOUR OMNITRIX,

WHEREAS MINE...

>> I DON'T NEED AN OMNITRIX TO

DESTROY YOU.

[ BOTH GASP ]

>> [ GRUNTS ]

>> Ben: WHAT'S GOING ON?!

>> THEIR PROXIMITY IS CREATING A

BIOENERGY FEEDBACK!

>> Kevin: [ GRUNTING ]

NO CONFUSING THOSE TWO NOW.

>> YOU HAVE DAMAGED THIS FORM!

YOU WILL PAY!

>> Ben: [ GRUNTS ]

TELL ME HOW TO GET THESE APART!

>> PERHAPS IF ONE OF US COULD

MANAGE TO DIE!

>> Ben: DON'T TEMPT ME.

>> Kevin: GREAT.

NOW WE'RE ALL TRAPPED.

>> Gwen: COME ON. ONE MORE.

>> Kevin: [ GRUNTING ]

>> HE'S HERE.

>> Gwen: WHO'S HERE?

>> AZMUTH.

>> YOU BET HE IS.

AZMUTH OF THE GALVIN, THE TRUE

GENIUS BEHIND THE OMNITRIX.

YOU'VE OVERLOADED THE THING SO

BADLY, I COULD SENSE IT HALF A

GALAXY AWAY.

THOSE NONSTOP TRANSFORMATIONS

ARE GONNA BREAK IT.

>> Ben: I WAS JUST --

>> SAVE IT. I KNOW.

ALBEDO, MY FORMERASSISTANT,

BUILT AN INFERIOR COPY.

I WARNED YOU THAT THERE COULD

ONLY BE ONE OMNITRIX.

YOU IGNORED ME.

>> Kevin: SOMEONE'S IN TROUBLE.

>> I WILL NOT TRUST THE

UNIVERSE'S FATE TO AN UNWORTHY

HUMAN.

IF MY OMNITRIX CANNOT FUNCTION,

I WILL HAVE HIS!

>> I TOLD YOU THE OMNITRIX IS

BEYOND YOU.

YOU COULD HAVE DOOMED US ALL!

>> Ben: SO, THE UNIVERSE REALLY

WAS AT STAKE?

>> IF YOU'D LOST THE OMNITRIX,

YES.

ALBEDO ONLY WANTED IT TO RESTORE

HIS ORIGINAL FORM.

>> THIS HUMAN BODY IS

UNBEARABLE!

>> Kevin: I GET THAT.

AND THE FACE IS EVEN WORSE.

>> ALBEDO, THROUGH YOUR ARROGANT

ACT OF REBELLION, YOU HAVE

PROVEN YOURSELF A LESSER BEING.

YOU SHALL REMAIN AS YOU ARE, IN

A PRISON OF YOUR OWN MAKING.

>> NO! YOU CAN'T!

>> I HAVE.

>> I HATE YOU!

>> HE WON'T BOTHER YOU AGAIN.

YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN FROM HERE.

>> Ben: I STILL HAVE A FEW

QUESTIONS, LIKE WHAT'S THE WATCH

REALLY FOR AND HOW MANY ALIENS

CAN I --

>> LOOK, KID, YOU ALONE HAVE

MADE THE OMNITRIX A FORCE FOR

GOOD IN WAYS I NEVER CONCEIVED.

IT'S BETTER, I THINK, TO ALLOW

YOU TO CREATE YOUR OWN WAY OF

USING IT.

NO QUESTION.

FOR ALL MY CONCERNS, YOU'RE THE

ONLY BEING WORTHY TO WEAR IT.

AND I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO

THINKS SO.

>> Ben: WHO ELSE?

>> MY BUSINESS.

IT'S A...SURPRISE.

>> Kevin: NOW YOU'RE JUST

TEASING.

>> THERE ARE DIFFICULT TRIALS

AHEAD.

BE READY.

>> Gwen: FIRST TRIAL IS YOUR

PHYSICS TEST IN ABOUT THREE

HOURS.

>> Ben: OH, MAN.

>> [ GROANS ]

>> [ CHUCKLES ]

>> Ben: AH.

"C" PLUS!

AND YOU THOUGHT I WASN'T REALLY

STUDYING.

>> Gwen: I'M SORRY.

THE SUSPICIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES

MADE ME...SUSPICIOUS.

>> Kevin: AND I'M SORRY I

THOUGHT IT WAS YOU KICKING BUTT.

>> Ben: FAIR ENOUGH...I SUPPOSE.

DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH I LIKE

AZMUTH NOT LETTING ALBEDO TURN

BACK.

LIKE THAT'S A PUNISHMENT.

BEING ME ISN'T SO BAD.

[ THUNDER CRASHING ]

>> WHY BOTHER WITH A CELL?

THIS HUMAN BODY IS PRISON

ENOUGH.

>> DINNER.

>> BUT SOMEDAY I WILL BE FREE.

THEN THEY WILL ALL SUFFER,

STARTING WITH BEN TENNYSON.

UNTIL THAT DAY...

BRING ME CHILI FRIES!