Ben 10: Alien Force (2008–2010): Season 1, Episode 7 - Pier Pressure - full transcript
With Gwen's aid, Ben finally asks classmate Julie on a date, but their pleasant evening together at a pier carnival suffers when the Omnitrix starts beeping loudly and several of the carny rides start attacking Ben. With Kevin and Gwen not on hand, Ben labors alone to keep his date with Julie from becoming a complete shambles amidst the unwarranted attacks. Finally, as the focus shifts onto Julie, Ben must figure out what's going on.
[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]
[ SQUISH! SQUISH! SQUISH! ]
[ WHOOSH! ]
[ CREAKING ]
>> [ STRAINING ]
[ SQUISH! SQUISH! SQUISH! ]
[ BEEPING ]
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
[ ENGINE REVVING ]
[ REVVING INTENSIFIES ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
HEY!
WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH MY --
[ GASPS ]
[ ENGINE REVVING ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
AAH!
[ GRUNTING ]
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> [ GRUNTS ]
>> Gwen: SEE? SHE WAVED.
SHE LIKES YOU.
YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY ASK HER
OUT.
>> Ben: NO WAY.
WHAT IF SHE FINDS OUT ABOUT THE
OMITRIX?
I DON'T WANT HER TO THINK I'M...
WEIRD.
>> Gwen: BEN, YOU AREWEIRD, BUT
YOU'RE ALSO FUNNY AND SENSITIVE
AND WELL-MANNERED...
UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE I KNOW.
>> Kevin: [ SNORING ]
>> [ GRUNTS ]
>> [ GRUNTS ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Kevin: WHAT'D I MISS?
>> Ben: SHE WON.
>> Gwen: GO AHEAD, BEN.
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE.
>> Ben: UH, I'M NOT SURE
THAT'S --
AAH!
WHOA!
>> BEN?
>> Ben: JULIE.
HEY.
UH, YOU KNOW MY COUSIN GWEN?
>> HI.
>> CONGRATULATIONS.
UH, BEN...
>> Ben: RIGHT.
WAY TO GO.
GREAT GAME...MATCH...
SET...WHATEVER.
WELL, SEE YA.
>> BACK SO SOON?
>> Ben: [ Laughing ] YEAH.
SO, UM, JULIE, UH, I WAS
WONDERING IF YOU'D LIKE TO --
I DON'T KNOW -- GET TOGETHER
SOMETIME.
>> SURE. WHEN?
>> Ben: SHE SAID, "WHEN."
THAT'S LIKE A YES, ONLY MORE
SPECIFIC.
NOW WHAT?
>> Gwen: YOU SAY, "HOW ABOUT
TONIGHT?"
>> Ben: TONIGHT?
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
I MEAN, WE COULD GO TO THE
PIER...
TONIGHT.
>> GREAT.
WELL, GUESS I'LL HIT THE
SHOWERS.
>> Ben: YES. GOOD. ME TOO.
I MEAN, UH...
>> Gwen: UGH.
HE'LL COME BY AROUND 7:00.
SOMETIMES I WONDER HOW THE
SPECIES SURVIVES.
>> YEAH, I, UH, FOUND THAT
STOLEN TRUCK.
NO. NO SIGN OF WHOEVER TOOK IT.
[ SQUISH! SQUISH! SQUISH! ]
[ BEEPING ]
WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE SAYS IT
DROVE AWAY BY ITSELF?
THAT JUST DOESN'T HAPPEN.
[ SIREN WAILING ]
MUCH.
>> Ben: GREAT.
MY HAIR LOOKS STUPID, MY SHIRT
IS WRINKLED, AND I HAVE A ZIT
THE SIZE OF KANSAS.
>> Kevin: YEAH, THAT'S ONE BIG
ZIT, ALL RIGHT.
>> Ben: AAH!
HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?
>> Kevin: THE USUAL WAY.
INCIDENTALLY, YOU MAY WANT TO
FIX THAT HOLE I PUNCHED IN YOUR
BACK DOOR BEFORE YOUR MOTHER
SEES IT.
>> Ben: YOU COULDN'T KNOCK?
>> Kevin: I SORT OF DID.
>> Ben: HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD YOU
THAT YOU'RE A STRANGE AND
DANGEROUS PERSON?
>> Kevin: CONSTANTLY.
BUT ENOUGH ABOUT ME.
GWEN SAYS THAT YOU NEED A FAVOR.
>> Ben: UH, YEAH.
SEE, I KIND OF WANT TO GO TO THE
PIER TONIGHT...WITH JULIE.
>> Kevin: I BET YOU DO.
>> Ben: AND SINCE I DON'T HAVE A
CAR --
>> Kevin: OR A LICENSE.
>> Ben: OR A LICENSE.
I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD
GIVE US A RIDE.
>> Kevin: 'KAY.
>> Ben: THAT'S IT?
NO JOKES?
NO INSULTS?
NO BLACKMAIL?
>> Kevin: NOPE.
>> Ben: WOW.
THANKS.
WAIT.
YOU'RE GONNA WAIT TILL WE'RE IN
THE CAR, AND THEN YOU'RE GONNA
MAKE MY LIFE MISERABLE, AREN'T
YOU?
>> Kevin: KNOB'S BROKEN.
>> Ben: THIS SHOULD BE FUN.
>> Kevin: NOW, REMEMBER, BENNY
BOY, YOUR MOTHER AND I WANT YOU
HOME BY 10:00 SHARP, OR YOU
CAN'T GO TO THE DISCO.
>> DISCO?
>> Ben: HE WATCHES A LOT OF
RERUNS.
>> Gwen: GIVE HIM A BREAK,
KEVIN.
>> Kevin: GOSH, PUMPKIN, WHAT DO
YOU MEAN?
>> Gwen: YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I
MEAN.
AT LEAST WHEN BEN LIKES A GIRL,
HE LETS HER KNOW.
HE ASKS HER OUT.
MATURITY -- ISN'T THAT A NOVEL
APPROACH?
>> Kevin: BEN'S GOT A
GIRLFRIEND.
BEN'S GOT A GIRLFRIEND.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Ben: [ SIGHS ]
[ BRAKES SQUEAK ]
[ BEEPING ]
LISTEN, UH, SORRY ABOUT KEVIN.
>> WHY IS HE SO MEAN TO YOU?
>> Ben: IT MAKES HIM HAPPY.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
YOU'RE NICE TO LET HIM.
>> Ben: SLOW NIGHT.
THIS PLACE IS PACKED ON
WEEKENDS.
>> GOOD.
THIS WAY, WE HAVE THE PLACE TO
OURSELVES.
>> Ben: YEAH. GUESS WE DO.
[ BEEPING ]
>> IS THAT A WATCH?
>> Ben: [ CHUCKLES ] YEAH.
REALLY HAVE TO GET IT FIXED.
YOU LIKE COTTON CANDY?
GOOD.
YOU STAY HERE. I'LL BE BACK.
TYPICAL.
EVERYTHING'S GOING GREAT, THEN
THIS FREAKS OUT ON ME.
[ SQUISH! SQUISH! SQUISH! ]
[ BEEPING STOPS ]
>> Ben: [ SIGHS ]
THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.
[ SCREAMING ]
[ ZAPPING ]
THAT CAN'T BE GOOD.
>> Ben: [ PANTING ]
>> [ GASPS ]
WATCH IT!
>> Ben: SORRY.
[ ENGINE REVVING ]
>> HEY!
[ RATTLE! RATTLE! ]
>> Ben: WHAT IS THIS?
"WHEN CARNIVAL RIDES ATTACK"?
[ ZAPPING ]
[ SONAR PINGING ]
[ BEEPING ]
Shh. Shh. Shh.
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
AAH!
[ GRUNTS ]
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
OKAY. I AM SO OVER THIS.
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
HEY, BUMPO, BUMPO, ANDALE.
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
I HOPE THERE'S A SIMPLE
EXPLANATION FOR THIS, BUT I KIND
OF DOUBT IT.
>> KID, YOU AND ME GOT A DATE
WITH MY INSURANCE ADJUSTOR.
>> Ben: DATE?
AAH!
LOOK, HERE'S MY ALLOWANCE.
IT'S ALL I'VE GOT.
>> AND THEN HE RAN OFF, AND I'VE
BEEN --
WAIT. HE'S COMING BACK.
LATER.
>> Ben: SORRY.
YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE LINE.
>> BEN, THERE'S NOBODY HERE.
>> Ben: UM, EXCEPT AT THE
CONCESSION STAND, WHERE THEY'RE
DOING HUGE BUSINESS.
>> I THOUGHT YOU'D STOOD ME UP.
>> Ben: JULIE, I'D NEVER, EVER
DO THAT TO YOU.
LOOK, I GOT PINK AND BLUE.
YOUR PICK.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]
>> [ GROANING ]
[ MOTOR WHIRRING ]
>> THIS LOOKS FUN.
>> Ben: ESPECIALLY IF YOU DON'T
MIND WRENCHING G-FORCES AND
WAVES OF NAUSEA.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
ARE YOU SAYING YOU DON'T WANT TO
RIDE IT?
>> Ben: NO.
I'M SAYING IT'S A GOOD THING I
DIDN'T GET US THE CHEESEBURGERS.
[ ZAPPING ]
UH-OH.
>> YOU OKAY?
>> Ben: ME? FINE. NO PROBLEM.
LISTEN, MAYBE WE SHOULD SKIP
THIS ONE.
>> BEN, ARE YOU HIDING
SOMETHING?
>> Ben: NO. NO SECRETS HERE.
MY LIFE'S AN OPEN BOOK.
JUST YOUR BASIC REGULAR GUY.
HERE WE GO AGAIN.
THIS WAY.
>> [ SCREAMS ]
>> Ben: YOU STAY HERE FOR A
MINUTE.
>> WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
>> Ben: UH, BATHROOM?
[ BEEPING ]
[ ENGINE REVVING ]
THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR
JETRAY.
AAH!
[ BEEPING ]
>> Brainstorm: [ GRUNTS ]
I'M NOT JETRAY.
I'M A SEAFOOD PLATTER.
MMM.
AND APPARENTLY ONE POSSESSED OF
A HIGHLY ADVANCED INTELLECT.
ERGO, PERHAPS I SHOULD ASSIGN
THIS NEW LIFE-FORM A MORE
APROPOS NOM DE GUERRE.
WHAT SAY...
BRAINSTORM!
[ BEEPING ]
NOW I AM MOST DECIDEDLY MIFFED.
[ ZAPPING ]
WHAT THE DEUCE?
>> [ GASPS ]
AAH!
[ BEEPING ]
[ ZAPPING ]
>> Brainstorm: AND GOOD
RIDDANCE, MIGHT I SAY.
[ DOOR LOCKS ]
[ BEEPING ]
[ DOOR UNLOCKS ]
>> Ben: HEY.
DID I MISS ANYTHING?
>> WHAT?
WAIT, YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT?
>> Ben: SEE WHAT?
>> THAT.
AAH!
[ BEEPING ]
BEN!
>> Ben: AAH!
>> BEN!
BEN!
>> Ben: JULIE! NO!
>> Ben: THIS IS JUST NOT MY
NIGHT.
[ SIGHS ]
[ GASPS ]
[ CREAKING ]
>> Jetray: NONE OF THIS MAKES
SENSE.
WHY AM I BEING ATTACKED BY
CARNIVAL RIDES?
AND WHY DID THEY GRAB JULIE?
[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
>> PUT ME DOWN!
>> Jetray: CAN'T HIT HIM WITH A
NEUROSHOCK.
I MIGHT HURT JULIE.
SO I'LL TRY THE INDIRECT
APPROACH.
[ ZAPPING ]
AAH!
>> [ GRUNTS ]
LET ME GO!
LET ME GO!
>> Jetray: GOTCHA.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH JULIE?
>> I'M HERE.
AND HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?
>> Jetray: JULIE, DON'T BE
SCARED.
IT'S ME.
IT'S...BEN.
>> YOU'RE A MONSTER?
>> Jetray: NO.
WELL, UH, YES.
ACTUALLY, I'M LIKE 10 MONSTERS.
>> COOL.
[ BEEPING ]
>> Ben: COOL?
[ MOTOR WHIRRING ]
>> SHIP, SHIP, SHIP.
SHIP.
>> Ben: EXCUSE ME.
WE'RE TALKING HERE.
>> BEN, I THINK IT'S TRYING TO
TELL YOU SOMETHING.
>> SHIP!
>> Ben: HEY.
>> SHIP.
SHIP, SHIP.
>> Ben: SHIP.
YOU BROUGHT US OUT HERE TO FIND
THAT SPACESHIP, RIGHT?
[ BEEPING ]
WAIT.
I'VE SEEN THAT THING BEFORE.
>> YOU HAVE?
>> Ben: KIND OF.
I USED TO BE ABLE TO TURN INTO
ONE OF THOSE.
CALLED MYSELF UPGRADE.
>> [ GROANING ]
>> WELL, WHATEVER IT IS, IT'S
HURT.
>> Ben: GET ANY CLOSER TO THAT
ENERGY FIELD, AND IT'LL FRY YOU
LIKE A POTATO.
>> WHAT'S THAT SAY?
>> Ben: SORRY.
I DON'T READ ALIEN.
>> [ PURRING ]
>> Ben: YOU'RE WHAT'S BEHIND ALL
THIS?
>> SHIP?
>> Ben: OKAY. SHIP.
>> OKAY.
NOW I KNOWIT'S TRYING TO TELL
YOU SOMETHING.
[ BEEPING ]
>> Ben: IT'S A COUNTDOWN.
THAT THING'S GONNA EXPLODE.
[ BEEPING ]
>> Humongousaur: HUMONGOUSAUR!
[ GRUNTS ]
[ RUMBLING ]
>> UM, EXPLOSION'S OVER.
>> Humongousaur: RIGHT.
[ GRUNTS ]
THERE YOU GO.
>> YES.
WELL, AS I WAS SAYING, BEFORE I
LOST CONSCIOUSNESS, I EXTRUDED
THIS SYMBIOTE -- THE ONE YOU
CALL SHIP.
>> SHIP.
>> THANK YOU.
>> AND SENT IT OFF TO FIND THE
NEAREST PLUMBER.
>> BECAUSE YOUR SINK WAS
CLOGGED?
>> Humongousaur: NO.
PLUMBERS ARE INTERGALATIC POLICE
OFFICERS.
I'LL EXPLAIN LATER.
AND THAT'S WHY HE CAME AFTER ME?
>> WELL, OF COURSE.
DIDN'T YOU RECEIVE HIS DISTRESS
SIGNAL?
>> Humongousaur: YOU MEAN, THE
BEEPING.
>> YES, THAT BEEPING.
DON'T YOU KNOW HOW THAT WORKS?
>> Humongousaur: NOT SO MUCH.
NO.
>> REALLY?
AREN'T YOU A PLUMBER?
>> Humongousaur: I THOUGHT YOU
WERE.
>> [ SIGHS ]
I COULD SPEND THE REST OF MY
LIFE HERE.
LOOK, IS THERE ANYONE ELSE I CAN
TALK WITH?
>> Humongousaur: NOT REALLY.
>> THAT'S WHY SHIP TRIED TO GET
YOUR ATTENTION.
[ BEEPING ]
>> Ben: GET MY ATTENTION?
HE WRECKED THE PIER.
HE KIDNAPPED YOU.
>> WELL, I NEEDED HELP.
>> Ben: THAT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS.
>> [ SIGHS ]
AND YOU WONDER WHY MOST ALIENS
ONLY COMMUNICATE WITH YOUR
LIVESTOCK.
[ INHALES, EXHALES DEEPLY]
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE
TO REPAIR MY WARP DRIVE.
>> COME ON, NOW. BE NICE.
AFTER ALL, YOU GUYS ARE
PRACTICALLY RELATED.
THERE ANYTHING WE CAN DO TO
HELP?
>> WELL, UH, I SUPPOSE.
VERY WELL.
>> THERE. NOW IT'S ON TIGHT.
>> Ben: I, UH -- I GUESS THIS IS
PROBABLY THE WORST DATE YOU'VE
EVER HAD, HUH?
>> NO, NOT THE WORST, JUST
DIFFERENT.
AND BEING DIFFERENT IS FINE.
[ ENGINE REVVING ]
>> RIGHT.
WELL, WELL DONE.
OFF I GO.
>> Ben: WAIT.
WHAT ABOUT THIS THING?
DOESN'T HE BLORP BACK INTO YOUR
BODY OR SOMETHING?
>> "BLORP."
THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS.
BESIDES, YOU AND HE HAVE HAD
SUCH A LOVELY BONDING
EXPERIENCE.
HE'S YOURS NOW.
>> HE'S CUTE.
ARE YOU GONNA KEEP HIM?
>> [ PURRING ]
[ PANTING ]
>> [ GROANS ]
ACTUALLY, THIS PART OF THE DATE
I'M NOT ENJOYING.
>> Ben: YEAH.
SORRY I CAN'T FLY US HOME.
BUT AFTER SO MANY QUICK CHANGES,
THE OMNITRIX SHUT DOWN TO
RECHARGE.
>> WELL, IT DOESN'T MATTER.
WE'RE BOTH GONNA GET GROUNDED
FOR A MONTH AFTER BEING OUT SO
LATE.
GREAT. HERE COMES SOMEBODY.
STOP.
>> Ben: [ WHISTLES ]
WAIT!
[ BUZZING ]
>> Ben: WELL, SO MUCH FOR
BONDING.
[ SQUISH! SQUISH! SQUISH! ]
[ WHOOSH! ]
[ CREAKING ]
>> [ STRAINING ]
[ SQUISH! SQUISH! SQUISH! ]
[ BEEPING ]
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
[ ENGINE REVVING ]
[ REVVING INTENSIFIES ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
HEY!
WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH MY --
[ GASPS ]
[ ENGINE REVVING ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
AAH!
[ GRUNTING ]
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> [ GRUNTS ]
>> Gwen: SEE? SHE WAVED.
SHE LIKES YOU.
YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY ASK HER
OUT.
>> Ben: NO WAY.
WHAT IF SHE FINDS OUT ABOUT THE
OMITRIX?
I DON'T WANT HER TO THINK I'M...
WEIRD.
>> Gwen: BEN, YOU AREWEIRD, BUT
YOU'RE ALSO FUNNY AND SENSITIVE
AND WELL-MANNERED...
UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE I KNOW.
>> Kevin: [ SNORING ]
>> [ GRUNTS ]
>> [ GRUNTS ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Kevin: WHAT'D I MISS?
>> Ben: SHE WON.
>> Gwen: GO AHEAD, BEN.
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE.
>> Ben: UH, I'M NOT SURE
THAT'S --
AAH!
WHOA!
>> BEN?
>> Ben: JULIE.
HEY.
UH, YOU KNOW MY COUSIN GWEN?
>> HI.
>> CONGRATULATIONS.
UH, BEN...
>> Ben: RIGHT.
WAY TO GO.
GREAT GAME...MATCH...
SET...WHATEVER.
WELL, SEE YA.
>> BACK SO SOON?
>> Ben: [ Laughing ] YEAH.
SO, UM, JULIE, UH, I WAS
WONDERING IF YOU'D LIKE TO --
I DON'T KNOW -- GET TOGETHER
SOMETIME.
>> SURE. WHEN?
>> Ben: SHE SAID, "WHEN."
THAT'S LIKE A YES, ONLY MORE
SPECIFIC.
NOW WHAT?
>> Gwen: YOU SAY, "HOW ABOUT
TONIGHT?"
>> Ben: TONIGHT?
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
I MEAN, WE COULD GO TO THE
PIER...
TONIGHT.
>> GREAT.
WELL, GUESS I'LL HIT THE
SHOWERS.
>> Ben: YES. GOOD. ME TOO.
I MEAN, UH...
>> Gwen: UGH.
HE'LL COME BY AROUND 7:00.
SOMETIMES I WONDER HOW THE
SPECIES SURVIVES.
>> YEAH, I, UH, FOUND THAT
STOLEN TRUCK.
NO. NO SIGN OF WHOEVER TOOK IT.
[ SQUISH! SQUISH! SQUISH! ]
[ BEEPING ]
WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE SAYS IT
DROVE AWAY BY ITSELF?
THAT JUST DOESN'T HAPPEN.
[ SIREN WAILING ]
MUCH.
>> Ben: GREAT.
MY HAIR LOOKS STUPID, MY SHIRT
IS WRINKLED, AND I HAVE A ZIT
THE SIZE OF KANSAS.
>> Kevin: YEAH, THAT'S ONE BIG
ZIT, ALL RIGHT.
>> Ben: AAH!
HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?
>> Kevin: THE USUAL WAY.
INCIDENTALLY, YOU MAY WANT TO
FIX THAT HOLE I PUNCHED IN YOUR
BACK DOOR BEFORE YOUR MOTHER
SEES IT.
>> Ben: YOU COULDN'T KNOCK?
>> Kevin: I SORT OF DID.
>> Ben: HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD YOU
THAT YOU'RE A STRANGE AND
DANGEROUS PERSON?
>> Kevin: CONSTANTLY.
BUT ENOUGH ABOUT ME.
GWEN SAYS THAT YOU NEED A FAVOR.
>> Ben: UH, YEAH.
SEE, I KIND OF WANT TO GO TO THE
PIER TONIGHT...WITH JULIE.
>> Kevin: I BET YOU DO.
>> Ben: AND SINCE I DON'T HAVE A
CAR --
>> Kevin: OR A LICENSE.
>> Ben: OR A LICENSE.
I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD
GIVE US A RIDE.
>> Kevin: 'KAY.
>> Ben: THAT'S IT?
NO JOKES?
NO INSULTS?
NO BLACKMAIL?
>> Kevin: NOPE.
>> Ben: WOW.
THANKS.
WAIT.
YOU'RE GONNA WAIT TILL WE'RE IN
THE CAR, AND THEN YOU'RE GONNA
MAKE MY LIFE MISERABLE, AREN'T
YOU?
>> Kevin: KNOB'S BROKEN.
>> Ben: THIS SHOULD BE FUN.
>> Kevin: NOW, REMEMBER, BENNY
BOY, YOUR MOTHER AND I WANT YOU
HOME BY 10:00 SHARP, OR YOU
CAN'T GO TO THE DISCO.
>> DISCO?
>> Ben: HE WATCHES A LOT OF
RERUNS.
>> Gwen: GIVE HIM A BREAK,
KEVIN.
>> Kevin: GOSH, PUMPKIN, WHAT DO
YOU MEAN?
>> Gwen: YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I
MEAN.
AT LEAST WHEN BEN LIKES A GIRL,
HE LETS HER KNOW.
HE ASKS HER OUT.
MATURITY -- ISN'T THAT A NOVEL
APPROACH?
>> Kevin: BEN'S GOT A
GIRLFRIEND.
BEN'S GOT A GIRLFRIEND.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Ben: [ SIGHS ]
[ BRAKES SQUEAK ]
[ BEEPING ]
LISTEN, UH, SORRY ABOUT KEVIN.
>> WHY IS HE SO MEAN TO YOU?
>> Ben: IT MAKES HIM HAPPY.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
YOU'RE NICE TO LET HIM.
>> Ben: SLOW NIGHT.
THIS PLACE IS PACKED ON
WEEKENDS.
>> GOOD.
THIS WAY, WE HAVE THE PLACE TO
OURSELVES.
>> Ben: YEAH. GUESS WE DO.
[ BEEPING ]
>> IS THAT A WATCH?
>> Ben: [ CHUCKLES ] YEAH.
REALLY HAVE TO GET IT FIXED.
YOU LIKE COTTON CANDY?
GOOD.
YOU STAY HERE. I'LL BE BACK.
TYPICAL.
EVERYTHING'S GOING GREAT, THEN
THIS FREAKS OUT ON ME.
[ SQUISH! SQUISH! SQUISH! ]
[ BEEPING STOPS ]
>> Ben: [ SIGHS ]
THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.
[ SCREAMING ]
[ ZAPPING ]
THAT CAN'T BE GOOD.
>> Ben: [ PANTING ]
>> [ GASPS ]
WATCH IT!
>> Ben: SORRY.
[ ENGINE REVVING ]
>> HEY!
[ RATTLE! RATTLE! ]
>> Ben: WHAT IS THIS?
"WHEN CARNIVAL RIDES ATTACK"?
[ ZAPPING ]
[ SONAR PINGING ]
[ BEEPING ]
Shh. Shh. Shh.
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
AAH!
[ GRUNTS ]
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
OKAY. I AM SO OVER THIS.
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
HEY, BUMPO, BUMPO, ANDALE.
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
I HOPE THERE'S A SIMPLE
EXPLANATION FOR THIS, BUT I KIND
OF DOUBT IT.
>> KID, YOU AND ME GOT A DATE
WITH MY INSURANCE ADJUSTOR.
>> Ben: DATE?
AAH!
LOOK, HERE'S MY ALLOWANCE.
IT'S ALL I'VE GOT.
>> AND THEN HE RAN OFF, AND I'VE
BEEN --
WAIT. HE'S COMING BACK.
LATER.
>> Ben: SORRY.
YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE LINE.
>> BEN, THERE'S NOBODY HERE.
>> Ben: UM, EXCEPT AT THE
CONCESSION STAND, WHERE THEY'RE
DOING HUGE BUSINESS.
>> I THOUGHT YOU'D STOOD ME UP.
>> Ben: JULIE, I'D NEVER, EVER
DO THAT TO YOU.
LOOK, I GOT PINK AND BLUE.
YOUR PICK.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]
>> [ GROANING ]
[ MOTOR WHIRRING ]
>> THIS LOOKS FUN.
>> Ben: ESPECIALLY IF YOU DON'T
MIND WRENCHING G-FORCES AND
WAVES OF NAUSEA.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
ARE YOU SAYING YOU DON'T WANT TO
RIDE IT?
>> Ben: NO.
I'M SAYING IT'S A GOOD THING I
DIDN'T GET US THE CHEESEBURGERS.
[ ZAPPING ]
UH-OH.
>> YOU OKAY?
>> Ben: ME? FINE. NO PROBLEM.
LISTEN, MAYBE WE SHOULD SKIP
THIS ONE.
>> BEN, ARE YOU HIDING
SOMETHING?
>> Ben: NO. NO SECRETS HERE.
MY LIFE'S AN OPEN BOOK.
JUST YOUR BASIC REGULAR GUY.
HERE WE GO AGAIN.
THIS WAY.
>> [ SCREAMS ]
>> Ben: YOU STAY HERE FOR A
MINUTE.
>> WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
>> Ben: UH, BATHROOM?
[ BEEPING ]
[ ENGINE REVVING ]
THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR
JETRAY.
AAH!
[ BEEPING ]
>> Brainstorm: [ GRUNTS ]
I'M NOT JETRAY.
I'M A SEAFOOD PLATTER.
MMM.
AND APPARENTLY ONE POSSESSED OF
A HIGHLY ADVANCED INTELLECT.
ERGO, PERHAPS I SHOULD ASSIGN
THIS NEW LIFE-FORM A MORE
APROPOS NOM DE GUERRE.
WHAT SAY...
BRAINSTORM!
[ BEEPING ]
NOW I AM MOST DECIDEDLY MIFFED.
[ ZAPPING ]
WHAT THE DEUCE?
>> [ GASPS ]
AAH!
[ BEEPING ]
[ ZAPPING ]
>> Brainstorm: AND GOOD
RIDDANCE, MIGHT I SAY.
[ DOOR LOCKS ]
[ BEEPING ]
[ DOOR UNLOCKS ]
>> Ben: HEY.
DID I MISS ANYTHING?
>> WHAT?
WAIT, YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT?
>> Ben: SEE WHAT?
>> THAT.
AAH!
[ BEEPING ]
BEN!
>> Ben: AAH!
>> BEN!
BEN!
>> Ben: JULIE! NO!
>> Ben: THIS IS JUST NOT MY
NIGHT.
[ SIGHS ]
[ GASPS ]
[ CREAKING ]
>> Jetray: NONE OF THIS MAKES
SENSE.
WHY AM I BEING ATTACKED BY
CARNIVAL RIDES?
AND WHY DID THEY GRAB JULIE?
[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
>> PUT ME DOWN!
>> Jetray: CAN'T HIT HIM WITH A
NEUROSHOCK.
I MIGHT HURT JULIE.
SO I'LL TRY THE INDIRECT
APPROACH.
[ ZAPPING ]
AAH!
>> [ GRUNTS ]
LET ME GO!
LET ME GO!
>> Jetray: GOTCHA.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH JULIE?
>> I'M HERE.
AND HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?
>> Jetray: JULIE, DON'T BE
SCARED.
IT'S ME.
IT'S...BEN.
>> YOU'RE A MONSTER?
>> Jetray: NO.
WELL, UH, YES.
ACTUALLY, I'M LIKE 10 MONSTERS.
>> COOL.
[ BEEPING ]
>> Ben: COOL?
[ MOTOR WHIRRING ]
>> SHIP, SHIP, SHIP.
SHIP.
>> Ben: EXCUSE ME.
WE'RE TALKING HERE.
>> BEN, I THINK IT'S TRYING TO
TELL YOU SOMETHING.
>> SHIP!
>> Ben: HEY.
>> SHIP.
SHIP, SHIP.
>> Ben: SHIP.
YOU BROUGHT US OUT HERE TO FIND
THAT SPACESHIP, RIGHT?
[ BEEPING ]
WAIT.
I'VE SEEN THAT THING BEFORE.
>> YOU HAVE?
>> Ben: KIND OF.
I USED TO BE ABLE TO TURN INTO
ONE OF THOSE.
CALLED MYSELF UPGRADE.
>> [ GROANING ]
>> WELL, WHATEVER IT IS, IT'S
HURT.
>> Ben: GET ANY CLOSER TO THAT
ENERGY FIELD, AND IT'LL FRY YOU
LIKE A POTATO.
>> WHAT'S THAT SAY?
>> Ben: SORRY.
I DON'T READ ALIEN.
>> [ PURRING ]
>> Ben: YOU'RE WHAT'S BEHIND ALL
THIS?
>> SHIP?
>> Ben: OKAY. SHIP.
>> OKAY.
NOW I KNOWIT'S TRYING TO TELL
YOU SOMETHING.
[ BEEPING ]
>> Ben: IT'S A COUNTDOWN.
THAT THING'S GONNA EXPLODE.
[ BEEPING ]
>> Humongousaur: HUMONGOUSAUR!
[ GRUNTS ]
[ RUMBLING ]
>> UM, EXPLOSION'S OVER.
>> Humongousaur: RIGHT.
[ GRUNTS ]
THERE YOU GO.
>> YES.
WELL, AS I WAS SAYING, BEFORE I
LOST CONSCIOUSNESS, I EXTRUDED
THIS SYMBIOTE -- THE ONE YOU
CALL SHIP.
>> SHIP.
>> THANK YOU.
>> AND SENT IT OFF TO FIND THE
NEAREST PLUMBER.
>> BECAUSE YOUR SINK WAS
CLOGGED?
>> Humongousaur: NO.
PLUMBERS ARE INTERGALATIC POLICE
OFFICERS.
I'LL EXPLAIN LATER.
AND THAT'S WHY HE CAME AFTER ME?
>> WELL, OF COURSE.
DIDN'T YOU RECEIVE HIS DISTRESS
SIGNAL?
>> Humongousaur: YOU MEAN, THE
BEEPING.
>> YES, THAT BEEPING.
DON'T YOU KNOW HOW THAT WORKS?
>> Humongousaur: NOT SO MUCH.
NO.
>> REALLY?
AREN'T YOU A PLUMBER?
>> Humongousaur: I THOUGHT YOU
WERE.
>> [ SIGHS ]
I COULD SPEND THE REST OF MY
LIFE HERE.
LOOK, IS THERE ANYONE ELSE I CAN
TALK WITH?
>> Humongousaur: NOT REALLY.
>> THAT'S WHY SHIP TRIED TO GET
YOUR ATTENTION.
[ BEEPING ]
>> Ben: GET MY ATTENTION?
HE WRECKED THE PIER.
HE KIDNAPPED YOU.
>> WELL, I NEEDED HELP.
>> Ben: THAT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS.
>> [ SIGHS ]
AND YOU WONDER WHY MOST ALIENS
ONLY COMMUNICATE WITH YOUR
LIVESTOCK.
[ INHALES, EXHALES DEEPLY]
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE
TO REPAIR MY WARP DRIVE.
>> COME ON, NOW. BE NICE.
AFTER ALL, YOU GUYS ARE
PRACTICALLY RELATED.
THERE ANYTHING WE CAN DO TO
HELP?
>> WELL, UH, I SUPPOSE.
VERY WELL.
>> THERE. NOW IT'S ON TIGHT.
>> Ben: I, UH -- I GUESS THIS IS
PROBABLY THE WORST DATE YOU'VE
EVER HAD, HUH?
>> NO, NOT THE WORST, JUST
DIFFERENT.
AND BEING DIFFERENT IS FINE.
[ ENGINE REVVING ]
>> RIGHT.
WELL, WELL DONE.
OFF I GO.
>> Ben: WAIT.
WHAT ABOUT THIS THING?
DOESN'T HE BLORP BACK INTO YOUR
BODY OR SOMETHING?
>> "BLORP."
THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS.
BESIDES, YOU AND HE HAVE HAD
SUCH A LOVELY BONDING
EXPERIENCE.
HE'S YOURS NOW.
>> HE'S CUTE.
ARE YOU GONNA KEEP HIM?
>> [ PURRING ]
[ PANTING ]
>> [ GROANS ]
ACTUALLY, THIS PART OF THE DATE
I'M NOT ENJOYING.
>> Ben: YEAH.
SORRY I CAN'T FLY US HOME.
BUT AFTER SO MANY QUICK CHANGES,
THE OMNITRIX SHUT DOWN TO
RECHARGE.
>> WELL, IT DOESN'T MATTER.
WE'RE BOTH GONNA GET GROUNDED
FOR A MONTH AFTER BEING OUT SO
LATE.
GREAT. HERE COMES SOMEBODY.
STOP.
>> Ben: [ WHISTLES ]
WAIT!
[ BUZZING ]
>> Ben: WELL, SO MUCH FOR
BONDING.