Ben 10: Alien Force (2008–2010): Season 1, Episode 4 - Kevin's Big Score - full transcript
Kevin repairs Grandpa Max' Rust Bucket only in order to steal it and trade it clandestinely for some higher technology. It puts him back in touch with Argit, a porcupine/possum alien cohort who's even less trustworthy than Kevin. Dealings with Argit lead Kevin to reacquaint with Vulkanus, whom Kevin once swindled some few years earlier. Since Kevin already owes Vulkanus big time, Vulkanus capitalizes on Kevin's special abilities, entrapping him in a state of perpetual servitude. Fortunately for Kevin, Ben and Gwen arrive, and Ben receives an additional mission.
>> [ SNIFFS ]
>> HA!
[ CRUNCH ]
[ SLURPS ]
MMM.
[ SLURPS ]
[ BELCHES ]
[ ENGINE REVS ]
[ ENGINE SHUTS OFF ]
KEVIN, BUDDY.
I'VE BEEN WAITING LIKE AN HOUR.
>> Kevin: I SAID I'D BE HERE,
AND I'M HERE, ARGIT.
WHAT'S YOUR PROPOSITION?
>> AWW, WHY YOU GOTTA BE SUCH A
DOWNER?
AFTER ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH.
AIN'T YA GLAD TO SEE YOUR OLD
RUNNIN' BUDDY?
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
NO, WAIT.
I GOT THAT TECH YOU'RE LOOKING
FOR.
>> Kevin: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
I'M LOOKING FOR ANYTHING?
>> OH, COME ON, KEV.
OCTAGON FRIEDLE SAYS YOU'VE BEEN
VID-MESSAGING ALL THE
UNDERGROUND SWAPPERS.
YOU'RE IN THE MARKET FOR A
SPECIFIC PRIMO MACHINO.
AND I GOT IT.
>> Kevin: FOR REAL?
>> OH, NOWYOU'RE LISTENING --
NOW THAT I CAN DO SOMETHING FOR
YOU.
YOU ARE SO OFF MY CONTACT LIST,
MAN.
[ ENGINE REVS ]
>> Kevin: COME ON, ARGIT.
YOU'VE BURNED ME ON SO MANY
DEALS SO MANY TIMES, IT MAKES ME
FORGET HOW TIGHT WE REALLY ARE.
>> KEV, BUDDY.
I CAN'T STAY MAD AT YOU.
[ CHUCKLES ]
NOT WHEN THERE'S MONEY INVOLVED.
>> Kevin: SO...LET'S SEE IT.
>> UH...
I DON'T ACTUALLY GOT ITGOT IT.
>> Kevin: AW, COME ON!
>> BUT I CAN MAKE THE CONNECTION
WITH THE GUY WHO DOES.
I HAVE TO WARN YOU, THOUGH --
IT'S GONNA COST YA.
>> Gwen: [ LAUGHS ]
HEY, BEN. LOOK.
IT'S US IN FRONT OF THE OLD
RUST BUCKET.
>> Ben: [ LAUGHS ]
THAT'S SO LIKE GRANDPA MAX TO
LOSE ONEDUMPER, THEN RUN OUT
AND FIND ANOTHER.
THAT WHOLE SUMMER WAS
INCREDIBLE.
REMEMBER, GWEN?
HERO TIME, ALL THE TIME.
KEVIN WAS STILL A BAD GUY.
>> Kevin: LET IT GO, TENNYSON.
I KNOW YOU'RE HERE TO KEEP AN
EYE ON ME.
>> Gwen: IT'S SWEET THAT YOU
WANTED TO FIX UP RUST BUCKET 2.
>> Kevin: NOT YET.
>> Ben: STILL NOT BUYING THE
"NICE GUY" ACT, KEVIN.
>> Gwen: BEN...
[ BEEPS TWICE ]
>> Kevin: OKAY, I'M GONNA TRY
THE ENGINE.
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
>> Ben: GO, KEVIN!
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> Both: UGH!
>> Ben: COME BACK, KEVIN!
>> Gwen: BEN!
[ BEEP ]
>> Big Chill: BIG CHILL!
[ ENGINE REVS, TIRES SCREECH ]
[ BEEPING ]
[ BEEPING QUICKENS ]
[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]
[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
>> Kevin: AAAH!
UGH!
[ BEEP ]
>> Big Chill: [ EXHALES DEEPLY ]
>> Kevin: AAAAAAAH!
[ BEEP ]
[ TREES CRUNCHING ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
NICE TRY, BUT TONIGHT, YOU'RE
MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS.
[ BEEPING ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
>> Big Chill: UGH!
>> Ben: HE GOT AWAY.
>> Gwen: WHOA.
I MEAN...OH, NO!
>> Ben: HOW COULD I HAVE LET MY
GUARD DOWN?
HE'S A LIAR AND A THIEF!
>> Gwen: THAT WAS THE OLDKEVIN.
HE'S DIFFERENT NOW.
AND WE'REDIFFERENT, TOO.
I CAN TRACK HIM FROM THIS.
>> Ben: YOU KEPT HIS SWEATY
HANDKERCHIEF?
>> Gwen: GOT HIM.
>> MM-HMM.
MM-HMM.
YEAH. YEAH.
ALL RIGHT.
IT'S A BUCKET OF BOLTS, MAN.
[ BEEP ]
[ BEEP ]
LIKE I SAID -- A BUCKET OF
BOLTS.
BUT THE AFTERMARKET EXTRAS ARE
WORTH A FORTUNE.
>> Kevin: THINK YOUR GUY WILL
TAKE IT?
>> OH, YEAH.
IFHE EVER GOT THE CHANCE.
[ RAPID WHOOSHING ]
>> Kevin: AAH!
UGH!
[ GRUNTING ]
I CAN'T MOVE.
>> OH, SORRY, KEV.
SEE, THIS HAUL'S WORTH ENOUGH
CASHOLA TO PAY OFF EVERYBODY I
OWE AND FINALLY LIVE A LITTLE.
>> Kevin: UGH!
THE RUST BUCKET'S ALL I HAVE TO
BARGAIN WITH.
>> YOU SHOULD HAVE HELD OUT ON
ME, BUDDY.
[ DOOR SLAMS ]
WHEN YOU CAN WALK AGAIN, YOU GO
SEE HIM -- A TECH DEALER NAMED
VOLCANUS.
HE SAYS HE KNOWS YOU.
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
SAYS HE WANTS YOU DEAD.
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
>> Kevin: AAH!
[ GRUNTS ]
[ GRUNTS ]
[ GRUNTS ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> Kevin: NOW, I KNOW THIS LOOKS
BAD.
>> Ben: BAD? BAD?!
IF YOU DON'T GET THE RUST BUCKET
BACK, I'LL SHOW YOU BAD!
>> Kevin: DOUBT IT.
>> Ben: WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THIS
IS ALL OVER AND GRANDPA COMES
HOME?
WHERE'S HE GONNA LIVE THEN?
>> Gwen: DO I HAVE TO SEPARATE
YOU TWO?
>> Ben: HE STOLE GRANDPA'S HOME.
WHAT KIND OF JERK STEALS AN OLD
MAN'S HOME?
>> Gwen: ONE WITH A VERY GOOD
REASON.
RIGHT?
>> Kevin: YEAH, THIS IS
IMPORTANT.
>> Ben: IMPORTANT TO YOU.
>> Kevin: ONE SECOND.
[ BEEPING ]
>> Gwen: YOU HID A TRACKING
DEVICE IN THE UNDERCARRIAGE.
>> Kevin: LIKE I'D LET ANYBODY
SWIPE A FORTUNE IN PLUMBER TECH
FROM ME.
[ ENGINE SHUTS OFF ]
[ BEEPING ]
>> Kevin: STRIPPED!
>> Ben: GREAT.
SO WHERE'S YOUR FORTUNE, KEVIN?
WHAT'S THIS WORTH -- 5 BUCKS?
UGH!
WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE KEEPING
THE PLANET SAFE FROM AN ALIEN
INVASION, AND WE CAN'T KEEP A
MOTOR HOME FROM BEING STOLEN?
>> Kevin: DROP IT.
>> Ben: DON'T WALK AWAY FROM ME!
>> Kevin: [ SCOFFS ]
IS THIS WHERE YOU TURN INTO AN
ALIEN AND TRY TO KICK MY BUTT?
>> Ben: I'M CONSIDERING IT.
[ DOORKNOB RATTLES ]
>> Gwen: Shh!
>> [ WHISTLES ]
SCORE!
I KNEW I MISSED SOMETHING.
[ GASPS ]
UH-OH.
[ BEEP ]
>> Echo Echo: ECHO ECHO.
DON'T LET YOU GET AWAY.
NO EQUALS.
[ HIGH-PITCHED WHINING ]
>> UGH!
>> Echo Echo: HI.
[ HIGH-PITCHED WHINING ]
>> OOF!
[ RAPID WHOOSHING ]
>> Echo Echo: NO! NO!
>> Kevin: WATCH OUT!
>> Gwen: DON'T WARN HIM!
[ RAPID WHOOSHING ]
>> Gwen: UGH!
>> Kevin: NO -- YOUWATCH OUT.
>> Gwen: OH.
>> Kevin: [ GROANS ]
>> Gwen: [ GROANS ]
>> Echo Echo: WALL OF SOUND!
[ RAPID WHOOSHING ]
>> [ GROANS ]
[ GROANING ]
WHAT?
[ GRUNTING ]
[ QUILLS CREAKING ]
>> Echo Echo: I SUPERGLUED THEM
TO YOUR HEAD.
EVERYBODY AWAKE?
[ SNORING ]
HMM. CLOSE ENOUGH.
>> Ben: [ YAWNING ]
SO, LET'S GET THIS STRAIGHT.
>> I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU STRAIGHT.
YOU CANNOT TRUST THAT MAN.
>> Kevin: ME?
>> DO YOU KNOW WHAT HE WAS GONNA
DO?
STEAL YOUR MOTOR HOME AND SELL
IT TO ANOTHER CRIMINAL.
THANK GOODNESS I STOPPED HIM.
>> Kevin: BY STEALING IT
YOURSELF.
>> YEAH.
YEAH, I MAY BE A CROOK, BUT THIS
GUY'S NO GOOD.
YOU CAN'T TRUST HIM.
HE'LL STAB YOU IN THE BACK JUST
FOR LAUGHS.
>> Kevin: THANKS, BUDDY.
>> Ben: THIS CREEP'S GOT A
POINT.
YOU'RE ALWAYS UP TO SOMETHING.
SELF-SERVING, SHIFTY, ALWAYS
WORKING SOME KIND OF ANGLE.
ALWAYS A THIEF.
WELL?
WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR
YOURSELF?
>> Kevin: YOU KNOW WHAT,
TENNYSON -- I DON'T HAVE TO
EXPLAIN MYSELF TO YOU.
OR YOU EITHER.
I'M DONE WITH BOTH OF YOU!
UGH!
[ ALIENS CHATTERING ]
[ CHATTERING CONTINUES ]
TAKE ME TO THE BOSS.
I HEAR YOU'RE LOOKING FOR ME,
VOLCANUS.
WELL, HERE I AM.
>> Volcanus: KEVIN LEVIN.
I CAN'T DECIDE WHETHER TO TRADE
WITH YOU OR TEAR YOU TO PIECES.
REMEMBER THAT
COUNTERFEIT-ISOTOPE SCAM A FEW
YEARS BACK?
>> Kevin: YYYYYEAH.
SORRY ABOUT THAT.
>> Volcanus: YOU LEFT ME HOLDING
THE BAG AND AT THE MERCY OF THE
PLUMBERS.
I ESCAPED, BUT NOW I'M STUCK ON
EARTH, SWAPPING LEVEL 3 TECH TO
GET BY -- THANKS TO YOU.
>> Kevin: ANCIENT HISTORY.
I'M HERE TO MAKE A DEAL.
>> Volcanus: I HAVE THE PLUMBER
GADGET YOU WANT.
WHAT'LL YOU GIVE ME FOR IT?
>> Kevin: LOOK, COMPLETELY
STRAIGHT -- I HAD THIS STASH OF
PLUMBER'S TECHNOLOGY, BUT I LOST
IT.
>> Volcanus: YOU WANT TO OWEME?
>> Kevin: TELL ME WHAT I HAVE TO
DO TO GET IT.
>> Kevin: HUH?
>> Volcanus: KNEEL.
>> Kevin: UGH!
[ GRUNTING ]
>> Volcanus: FIRST, YOU'RE GOING
TO PAY ME BACK FOR THE
DOUBLE-CROSS.
>> Kevin: I...CAN'T...STOP...
ABSORBING.
>> Volcanus: BECAUSE I DON'T
WANTYOU TO.
YOU'RE RECURSIVELY ABSORBING A
PIECE OF TAEDENITE, THE RAREST,
MOST PRECIOUS LIVING GEM IN THE
GALAXY.
[ SCRAPING ]
>> Kevin: [ GRUNTING ]
>> Volcanus: THIS IS THE ONLY
PIECE OF TAEDENITE IN THIS
SPIRAL OF THE MILKY WAY.
OR IT WAS...
UNTIL YOUCAME ALONG.
>> Kevin: YOU'RE GARBAGE!
AAAH!
[ ALIENS CHATTERING ]
>> Volcanus: YOU OWE ME.
I'M GONNA TAKE IT OUT OF YOUR
HIDE, THEN SELL YOU OFF, PIECE
BY PIECE.
AND I'M GONNA DO IT FOREVER.
>> Kevin: DO WHAT YOU WANT TO
ME...
BUT BEN TENNYSON GETS THAT
HOLOVIEWER.
>> Volcanus: [ LAUGHS ]
YOU'RE IN A BAD POSITION TO MAKE
DEMANDS.
>> Big Chill: HE WOULDBE, IF HE
WERE ALONE.
BUT HE'S WITH US.
>> Kevin: YOU FOLLOWED ME?
>> Big Chill: THAT WHOLE
"GET MAD AND STORM OFF" ACT?
PLEASE.
>> Volcanus: YOU HAVE FRIENDS?!
HADFRIENDS.
>> Gwen: UGH!
[ ALIENS CHATTERING ]
>> Volcanus: UGH!
>> Big Chill: GOOD WAY TO BREAK
YOUR HAND.
TOLD YOU SO.
>> Volcanus: YOU WOULDN'T EVEN
BE FIGHTING IF YOU KNEW WHAT HE
DID TO ME.
>> Big Chill: HE STOLE.
HE RAN.
THAT'S KEVIN.
ARGH!
UGH!
[ ALIENS CHATTERING ]
[ ALIENS WHIMPERING ]
>> Big Chill: [ GROWLS ]
>> Volcanus: I'MTHE INJURED
PARTY HERE.
WHEN THE PLUMBERS CAME AFTER ME,
THEY BLEW UP MY SHIP!
>> Big Chill: [ EXHALES DEEPLY ]
>> Volcanus: UGH!
W-W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> Gwen: KEVIN!
YOU ALL RIGHT?
>> Kevin: [ GROANS ]
>> Gwen: EASY.
>> Ben: HEY, WHAT ABOUT HIM?
>> Volcanus: [ LAUGHING ]
>> Kevin: WHAT ABOUTHIM?
WE'RE EVEN.
WAIT.
>> Ben: THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE
AFTER?
>> Gwen: ANOTHER HOLOVIEWER?
>> Kevin: I HEAR THIS ONE'S
SPECIAL.
>> Ben: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?
>> Kevin: THINK ABOUT IT -- I'M
AN EX-CON.
I'VE DONE A LOT OF STUFF I'M NOT
PROUD OF -- STUFF THAT IF YOU
KNEW, YOU'D PROBABLY NEVER TRUST
ME AGAIN.
SO, NEXT TIME I SAY "DROP IT,"
DROP IT.
>> Gwen: THAT'S NOT HOW IT
WORKS, KEVIN.
>> Ben: IT'S NOT WHAT YOU DID
THAT MATTERS BUT WHAT YOU'RE
GOINGTO DO.
>> Kevin: UH-HUH.
YOU GONNA LOOK AT THAT?
[ BEEP ]
>> Max: BEN, IF YOU FOUND THIS
MESSAGE, YOU MUST BE IN PRETTY
DEEP.
THERE'S A LOT I CAN'T REVEAL
YET, BUT HERE'S ONE THING I
CAN --YOU CAN'T GO IT ALONE.
BY NOW, YOU'RE PROBABLY MEETING
SOME OF THE OTHER PLUMBERS'
KIDS.
BUT YOU HAVE TO FIND MORE.
YOU NEED TO PUT TOGETHER A TEAM.
>> HA!
[ CRUNCH ]
[ SLURPS ]
MMM.
[ SLURPS ]
[ BELCHES ]
[ ENGINE REVS ]
[ ENGINE SHUTS OFF ]
KEVIN, BUDDY.
I'VE BEEN WAITING LIKE AN HOUR.
>> Kevin: I SAID I'D BE HERE,
AND I'M HERE, ARGIT.
WHAT'S YOUR PROPOSITION?
>> AWW, WHY YOU GOTTA BE SUCH A
DOWNER?
AFTER ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH.
AIN'T YA GLAD TO SEE YOUR OLD
RUNNIN' BUDDY?
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
NO, WAIT.
I GOT THAT TECH YOU'RE LOOKING
FOR.
>> Kevin: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
I'M LOOKING FOR ANYTHING?
>> OH, COME ON, KEV.
OCTAGON FRIEDLE SAYS YOU'VE BEEN
VID-MESSAGING ALL THE
UNDERGROUND SWAPPERS.
YOU'RE IN THE MARKET FOR A
SPECIFIC PRIMO MACHINO.
AND I GOT IT.
>> Kevin: FOR REAL?
>> OH, NOWYOU'RE LISTENING --
NOW THAT I CAN DO SOMETHING FOR
YOU.
YOU ARE SO OFF MY CONTACT LIST,
MAN.
[ ENGINE REVS ]
>> Kevin: COME ON, ARGIT.
YOU'VE BURNED ME ON SO MANY
DEALS SO MANY TIMES, IT MAKES ME
FORGET HOW TIGHT WE REALLY ARE.
>> KEV, BUDDY.
I CAN'T STAY MAD AT YOU.
[ CHUCKLES ]
NOT WHEN THERE'S MONEY INVOLVED.
>> Kevin: SO...LET'S SEE IT.
>> UH...
I DON'T ACTUALLY GOT ITGOT IT.
>> Kevin: AW, COME ON!
>> BUT I CAN MAKE THE CONNECTION
WITH THE GUY WHO DOES.
I HAVE TO WARN YOU, THOUGH --
IT'S GONNA COST YA.
>> Gwen: [ LAUGHS ]
HEY, BEN. LOOK.
IT'S US IN FRONT OF THE OLD
RUST BUCKET.
>> Ben: [ LAUGHS ]
THAT'S SO LIKE GRANDPA MAX TO
LOSE ONEDUMPER, THEN RUN OUT
AND FIND ANOTHER.
THAT WHOLE SUMMER WAS
INCREDIBLE.
REMEMBER, GWEN?
HERO TIME, ALL THE TIME.
KEVIN WAS STILL A BAD GUY.
>> Kevin: LET IT GO, TENNYSON.
I KNOW YOU'RE HERE TO KEEP AN
EYE ON ME.
>> Gwen: IT'S SWEET THAT YOU
WANTED TO FIX UP RUST BUCKET 2.
>> Kevin: NOT YET.
>> Ben: STILL NOT BUYING THE
"NICE GUY" ACT, KEVIN.
>> Gwen: BEN...
[ BEEPS TWICE ]
>> Kevin: OKAY, I'M GONNA TRY
THE ENGINE.
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
>> Ben: GO, KEVIN!
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> Both: UGH!
>> Ben: COME BACK, KEVIN!
>> Gwen: BEN!
[ BEEP ]
>> Big Chill: BIG CHILL!
[ ENGINE REVS, TIRES SCREECH ]
[ BEEPING ]
[ BEEPING QUICKENS ]
[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]
[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
>> Kevin: AAAH!
UGH!
[ BEEP ]
>> Big Chill: [ EXHALES DEEPLY ]
>> Kevin: AAAAAAAH!
[ BEEP ]
[ TREES CRUNCHING ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
NICE TRY, BUT TONIGHT, YOU'RE
MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS.
[ BEEPING ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
>> Big Chill: UGH!
>> Ben: HE GOT AWAY.
>> Gwen: WHOA.
I MEAN...OH, NO!
>> Ben: HOW COULD I HAVE LET MY
GUARD DOWN?
HE'S A LIAR AND A THIEF!
>> Gwen: THAT WAS THE OLDKEVIN.
HE'S DIFFERENT NOW.
AND WE'REDIFFERENT, TOO.
I CAN TRACK HIM FROM THIS.
>> Ben: YOU KEPT HIS SWEATY
HANDKERCHIEF?
>> Gwen: GOT HIM.
>> MM-HMM.
MM-HMM.
YEAH. YEAH.
ALL RIGHT.
IT'S A BUCKET OF BOLTS, MAN.
[ BEEP ]
[ BEEP ]
LIKE I SAID -- A BUCKET OF
BOLTS.
BUT THE AFTERMARKET EXTRAS ARE
WORTH A FORTUNE.
>> Kevin: THINK YOUR GUY WILL
TAKE IT?
>> OH, YEAH.
IFHE EVER GOT THE CHANCE.
[ RAPID WHOOSHING ]
>> Kevin: AAH!
UGH!
[ GRUNTING ]
I CAN'T MOVE.
>> OH, SORRY, KEV.
SEE, THIS HAUL'S WORTH ENOUGH
CASHOLA TO PAY OFF EVERYBODY I
OWE AND FINALLY LIVE A LITTLE.
>> Kevin: UGH!
THE RUST BUCKET'S ALL I HAVE TO
BARGAIN WITH.
>> YOU SHOULD HAVE HELD OUT ON
ME, BUDDY.
[ DOOR SLAMS ]
WHEN YOU CAN WALK AGAIN, YOU GO
SEE HIM -- A TECH DEALER NAMED
VOLCANUS.
HE SAYS HE KNOWS YOU.
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
SAYS HE WANTS YOU DEAD.
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
>> Kevin: AAH!
[ GRUNTS ]
[ GRUNTS ]
[ GRUNTS ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> Kevin: NOW, I KNOW THIS LOOKS
BAD.
>> Ben: BAD? BAD?!
IF YOU DON'T GET THE RUST BUCKET
BACK, I'LL SHOW YOU BAD!
>> Kevin: DOUBT IT.
>> Ben: WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THIS
IS ALL OVER AND GRANDPA COMES
HOME?
WHERE'S HE GONNA LIVE THEN?
>> Gwen: DO I HAVE TO SEPARATE
YOU TWO?
>> Ben: HE STOLE GRANDPA'S HOME.
WHAT KIND OF JERK STEALS AN OLD
MAN'S HOME?
>> Gwen: ONE WITH A VERY GOOD
REASON.
RIGHT?
>> Kevin: YEAH, THIS IS
IMPORTANT.
>> Ben: IMPORTANT TO YOU.
>> Kevin: ONE SECOND.
[ BEEPING ]
>> Gwen: YOU HID A TRACKING
DEVICE IN THE UNDERCARRIAGE.
>> Kevin: LIKE I'D LET ANYBODY
SWIPE A FORTUNE IN PLUMBER TECH
FROM ME.
[ ENGINE SHUTS OFF ]
[ BEEPING ]
>> Kevin: STRIPPED!
>> Ben: GREAT.
SO WHERE'S YOUR FORTUNE, KEVIN?
WHAT'S THIS WORTH -- 5 BUCKS?
UGH!
WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE KEEPING
THE PLANET SAFE FROM AN ALIEN
INVASION, AND WE CAN'T KEEP A
MOTOR HOME FROM BEING STOLEN?
>> Kevin: DROP IT.
>> Ben: DON'T WALK AWAY FROM ME!
>> Kevin: [ SCOFFS ]
IS THIS WHERE YOU TURN INTO AN
ALIEN AND TRY TO KICK MY BUTT?
>> Ben: I'M CONSIDERING IT.
[ DOORKNOB RATTLES ]
>> Gwen: Shh!
>> [ WHISTLES ]
SCORE!
I KNEW I MISSED SOMETHING.
[ GASPS ]
UH-OH.
[ BEEP ]
>> Echo Echo: ECHO ECHO.
DON'T LET YOU GET AWAY.
NO EQUALS.
[ HIGH-PITCHED WHINING ]
>> UGH!
>> Echo Echo: HI.
[ HIGH-PITCHED WHINING ]
>> OOF!
[ RAPID WHOOSHING ]
>> Echo Echo: NO! NO!
>> Kevin: WATCH OUT!
>> Gwen: DON'T WARN HIM!
[ RAPID WHOOSHING ]
>> Gwen: UGH!
>> Kevin: NO -- YOUWATCH OUT.
>> Gwen: OH.
>> Kevin: [ GROANS ]
>> Gwen: [ GROANS ]
>> Echo Echo: WALL OF SOUND!
[ RAPID WHOOSHING ]
>> [ GROANS ]
[ GROANING ]
WHAT?
[ GRUNTING ]
[ QUILLS CREAKING ]
>> Echo Echo: I SUPERGLUED THEM
TO YOUR HEAD.
EVERYBODY AWAKE?
[ SNORING ]
HMM. CLOSE ENOUGH.
>> Ben: [ YAWNING ]
SO, LET'S GET THIS STRAIGHT.
>> I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU STRAIGHT.
YOU CANNOT TRUST THAT MAN.
>> Kevin: ME?
>> DO YOU KNOW WHAT HE WAS GONNA
DO?
STEAL YOUR MOTOR HOME AND SELL
IT TO ANOTHER CRIMINAL.
THANK GOODNESS I STOPPED HIM.
>> Kevin: BY STEALING IT
YOURSELF.
>> YEAH.
YEAH, I MAY BE A CROOK, BUT THIS
GUY'S NO GOOD.
YOU CAN'T TRUST HIM.
HE'LL STAB YOU IN THE BACK JUST
FOR LAUGHS.
>> Kevin: THANKS, BUDDY.
>> Ben: THIS CREEP'S GOT A
POINT.
YOU'RE ALWAYS UP TO SOMETHING.
SELF-SERVING, SHIFTY, ALWAYS
WORKING SOME KIND OF ANGLE.
ALWAYS A THIEF.
WELL?
WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR
YOURSELF?
>> Kevin: YOU KNOW WHAT,
TENNYSON -- I DON'T HAVE TO
EXPLAIN MYSELF TO YOU.
OR YOU EITHER.
I'M DONE WITH BOTH OF YOU!
UGH!
[ ALIENS CHATTERING ]
[ CHATTERING CONTINUES ]
TAKE ME TO THE BOSS.
I HEAR YOU'RE LOOKING FOR ME,
VOLCANUS.
WELL, HERE I AM.
>> Volcanus: KEVIN LEVIN.
I CAN'T DECIDE WHETHER TO TRADE
WITH YOU OR TEAR YOU TO PIECES.
REMEMBER THAT
COUNTERFEIT-ISOTOPE SCAM A FEW
YEARS BACK?
>> Kevin: YYYYYEAH.
SORRY ABOUT THAT.
>> Volcanus: YOU LEFT ME HOLDING
THE BAG AND AT THE MERCY OF THE
PLUMBERS.
I ESCAPED, BUT NOW I'M STUCK ON
EARTH, SWAPPING LEVEL 3 TECH TO
GET BY -- THANKS TO YOU.
>> Kevin: ANCIENT HISTORY.
I'M HERE TO MAKE A DEAL.
>> Volcanus: I HAVE THE PLUMBER
GADGET YOU WANT.
WHAT'LL YOU GIVE ME FOR IT?
>> Kevin: LOOK, COMPLETELY
STRAIGHT -- I HAD THIS STASH OF
PLUMBER'S TECHNOLOGY, BUT I LOST
IT.
>> Volcanus: YOU WANT TO OWEME?
>> Kevin: TELL ME WHAT I HAVE TO
DO TO GET IT.
>> Kevin: HUH?
>> Volcanus: KNEEL.
>> Kevin: UGH!
[ GRUNTING ]
>> Volcanus: FIRST, YOU'RE GOING
TO PAY ME BACK FOR THE
DOUBLE-CROSS.
>> Kevin: I...CAN'T...STOP...
ABSORBING.
>> Volcanus: BECAUSE I DON'T
WANTYOU TO.
YOU'RE RECURSIVELY ABSORBING A
PIECE OF TAEDENITE, THE RAREST,
MOST PRECIOUS LIVING GEM IN THE
GALAXY.
[ SCRAPING ]
>> Kevin: [ GRUNTING ]
>> Volcanus: THIS IS THE ONLY
PIECE OF TAEDENITE IN THIS
SPIRAL OF THE MILKY WAY.
OR IT WAS...
UNTIL YOUCAME ALONG.
>> Kevin: YOU'RE GARBAGE!
AAAH!
[ ALIENS CHATTERING ]
>> Volcanus: YOU OWE ME.
I'M GONNA TAKE IT OUT OF YOUR
HIDE, THEN SELL YOU OFF, PIECE
BY PIECE.
AND I'M GONNA DO IT FOREVER.
>> Kevin: DO WHAT YOU WANT TO
ME...
BUT BEN TENNYSON GETS THAT
HOLOVIEWER.
>> Volcanus: [ LAUGHS ]
YOU'RE IN A BAD POSITION TO MAKE
DEMANDS.
>> Big Chill: HE WOULDBE, IF HE
WERE ALONE.
BUT HE'S WITH US.
>> Kevin: YOU FOLLOWED ME?
>> Big Chill: THAT WHOLE
"GET MAD AND STORM OFF" ACT?
PLEASE.
>> Volcanus: YOU HAVE FRIENDS?!
HADFRIENDS.
>> Gwen: UGH!
[ ALIENS CHATTERING ]
>> Volcanus: UGH!
>> Big Chill: GOOD WAY TO BREAK
YOUR HAND.
TOLD YOU SO.
>> Volcanus: YOU WOULDN'T EVEN
BE FIGHTING IF YOU KNEW WHAT HE
DID TO ME.
>> Big Chill: HE STOLE.
HE RAN.
THAT'S KEVIN.
ARGH!
UGH!
[ ALIENS CHATTERING ]
[ ALIENS WHIMPERING ]
>> Big Chill: [ GROWLS ]
>> Volcanus: I'MTHE INJURED
PARTY HERE.
WHEN THE PLUMBERS CAME AFTER ME,
THEY BLEW UP MY SHIP!
>> Big Chill: [ EXHALES DEEPLY ]
>> Volcanus: UGH!
W-W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> Gwen: KEVIN!
YOU ALL RIGHT?
>> Kevin: [ GROANS ]
>> Gwen: EASY.
>> Ben: HEY, WHAT ABOUT HIM?
>> Volcanus: [ LAUGHING ]
>> Kevin: WHAT ABOUTHIM?
WE'RE EVEN.
WAIT.
>> Ben: THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE
AFTER?
>> Gwen: ANOTHER HOLOVIEWER?
>> Kevin: I HEAR THIS ONE'S
SPECIAL.
>> Ben: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?
>> Kevin: THINK ABOUT IT -- I'M
AN EX-CON.
I'VE DONE A LOT OF STUFF I'M NOT
PROUD OF -- STUFF THAT IF YOU
KNEW, YOU'D PROBABLY NEVER TRUST
ME AGAIN.
SO, NEXT TIME I SAY "DROP IT,"
DROP IT.
>> Gwen: THAT'S NOT HOW IT
WORKS, KEVIN.
>> Ben: IT'S NOT WHAT YOU DID
THAT MATTERS BUT WHAT YOU'RE
GOINGTO DO.
>> Kevin: UH-HUH.
YOU GONNA LOOK AT THAT?
[ BEEP ]
>> Max: BEN, IF YOU FOUND THIS
MESSAGE, YOU MUST BE IN PRETTY
DEEP.
THERE'S A LOT I CAN'T REVEAL
YET, BUT HERE'S ONE THING I
CAN --YOU CAN'T GO IT ALONE.
BY NOW, YOU'RE PROBABLY MEETING
SOME OF THE OTHER PLUMBERS'
KIDS.
BUT YOU HAVE TO FIND MORE.
YOU NEED TO PUT TOGETHER A TEAM.