Ben 10: Alien Force (2008–2010): Season 1, Episode 10 - Paradox - full transcript
Following up on reports of strange happenings at an abandoned military base, Ben, Gwen and Kevin discover a dangerous, transdimensional creature roaming around the buildings and an immortal, time-traveling professor who reveals Earth's doom unless they can stop it.
>> SURE THIS THING IS GONNA
WORK?
YOUR TIME MACHINE HAS COST THE
U.S. GOVERNMENT A PRETTY PENNY,
DOCTOR.
>> THE CHRONO-LOGGER IS HARDLY A
TIME MACHINE IN THE SENSE OF A
VEHICLE, BUT RATHER A SUBATOMIC
DRILL DESIGNED TO BORE A TUNNEL
IN THE FABRIC OF SPACE-TIME.
AS TO COST, I THINK THE
ALLEVIATION OF UNTOLD HUMAN
SUFFERING THROUGHOUT HISTORY IS
AMPLE JUSTIFICATION, GENERAL.
>> IT'LL ALSO GIVE OUR RED
BUDDIES OVERSEAS A THING OR TWO
TO THINK ABOUT.
>> BUT TO ANSWER YOUR FIRST
QUESTION, THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY
TO FIND OUT.
>> YOU'RE CERTAIN WE'RE SAFE,
DOCTOR?
>> I'M NOT CERTAIN OF ANYTHING,
HUGO, BUT THE CHRONO-MAGNETIC
FIELD WE'VE GENERATED SHOULD
PROTECT US.
>> DOCTOR, I-- I'M FRIGHTENED.
>> HAVE A GUMBALL.
IT'LL CALM YOUR NERVES.
[ LOUD ROARING ]
>> Kevin: YOU DIDN'T NEED TO
COME.
GWEN AND I COULD'VE HANDLED THIS
ALONE.
IT'S NOTHING, REALLY.
>> Ben: DOESN'T SOUND LIKE
NOTHING.
WEIRD NOISES, UNEARTHLY LIGHTS,
RUMORS OF WEIRD CREATURES OUT
HERE?
>> Kevin: YEAH, THE DUDES I
HEARD IT FROM AREN'T TOTALLY
RELIABLE.
>> Gwen: ISN'T THAT, LIKE, A BIG
BAD-BOY THING TO DO -- COME OUT
HERE TO THE GHOST TOWN TO
DRAG-RACE?
>> Kevin: HOW SHOULD I KNOW?
I JUST KNOW THEM FROM AUTO SHOP.
>> Ben: GRANDPA MAX SAID
LOS SOLEDAD USED TO BE A BIG
MILITARY BASE BACK IN THE '50s.
SOME KIND OF RESEARCH FACILITY.
>> Kevin: YEAH.
MUST'VE BEEN SOME PRETTY SERIOUS
RESEARCH.
CHECK OUT THESE WALLS.
50 YEARS LATER AND THERE'S STILL
NO WAY IN.
NO WAY.
THESE WEREN'T HERE.
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> Gwen: DID ANYONE NOTICE SOME
OF THEM ARE VAGUELY
PERSON-SHAPED?
>> Ben: WEIRD.
MAYBE SOMETHING -- I DON'T
KNOW -- BURNED THROUGH THE WALL.
>> Kevin: LIKE WHAT?
>> Ben: THE SAME THING THAT
BURNED THESE WEIRD TRAILS
EVERYWHERE.
>> Gwen: LOOK.
>> Ben: THIS IS A BIRD.
AND THESE ARE LIZARD BONES.
THEY'RE FOSSILIZED.
>> Gwen: AND THEY'RE NOT THE
ONLY THING.
IT'S LIKE SOMEONE TURNED THIS
SLATE INTO SAND JUST BY STANDING
ON IT.
>> Kevin: HE WAS PROBABLY ON
HOLD.
>> Ben: THE TRAIL GOES TO THE
POLICE STATION, THEN TO THOSE --
I GUESS THEY'RE APARTMENTS.
>> Kevin: JUST TO REVIEW,
SOMEONE STOOD HERE A MILLION
YEARS AGO AND THEN WALKED TO
THOSE BUILDINGS THAT WERE BUILT
50 YEARS AGO?
>> Ben: YOU ARE NOT HELPING.
THESE COULD BE SIGNS OF SERIOUS
DNAlien ACTIVITY, AND IT'S UP TO
US --
>> Gwen: DNAliens ARE NOT DOING
THIS.
DOES THAT LOOK LIKE A DNAlien TO
YOU?
>> Kevin: FINALLY SOMETHING
WORTH THE GAS.
>> Chromastone: CHROMASTONE!
LOOK OUT!
GONE.
>> Gwen: AT LEAST THE BUILDING
IT DESTROYED WASN'T THE LIBRARY.
>> Kevin: YOU REALLY LOVE THE
BOOKS.
>> Ben: SHE'S SAYING WE HAVE TO
RESEARCH, FIND OUT WHAT THAT
THING IS.
ALL WE KNOW SO FAR IS THAT IT'S
LOOKING FOR SOMETHING HERE ON
THE BASE.
>> Gwen: THESE FILMS ARE REALLY
CORRODED, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THIS
BASE WAS BUILT FOR SOME KIND OF
TIME EXPERIMENT CALLED PROJECT
PARADOX.
>> Kevin: WHO WOULDN'T PICK THE
DESERT OUTSIDE BELLWOOD TO DO
TOP-SECRET RESEARCH?
>> Ben: THEY BUILT IT HERE
BECAUSE OF THE HUGE QUARTZ
DEPOSITS.
>> Kevin: QUARTZ TIME?
MAYBE THEY WERE TRYING TO BUILD
THE WORLD'S BIGGEST WRISTWATCH.
>> Ben: HIS NAME HAS BEEN
CENSORED.
WHOEVER HE WAS, HIS PARADOX
THEORY WAS THE BASIS OF SOME
KIND OF EXPERIMENTAL TUNNEL
THROUGH TIME.
>> Kevin: LOOKS LIKE MY PLACE
AFTER THAT BIG PARTY I THREW
LAST WEEKEND.
>> Gwen: LOOK.
THAT THING HAS BEEN HERE, TOO.
>> Ben: ONLY ONE TRAIL.
IT EITHER CAME IN HERE AND
VANISHED...
>> Gwen: OR IT WAS BORN HERE.
[ LOUD RUMBLING ]
>> Swampfire: SWAMPFIRE!
GOT YOU.
>> "SWAMPFIRE."
THAT TAKES ME BACK.
OR IS IT FORWARD?
IT'S SO HARD TO TELL, BEN.
HAVE WE MET?
>> Swampfire: HOW DO YOU KNOW MY
NAME?
>> HAVE WE MET YET,I SUPPOSE
THE QUESTION WAS.
>> Kevin: HEY, IT'S THAT DORK
FROM THE PHOTO, THE PARADOX GUY.
>> Gwen: YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED AT
ALL IN 50 YEARS.
>> OH, CONSIDERABLY MORE THAN
THAT.
GUMBALL?
>> Swampfire: NO, THANKS.
WHO ARE YOU?
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
>> YOU JUST READ MY FILE.
I WAS RATHER HOPING YOUCOULD
TELL ME.
IT SLIPPED MY MIND SEVERAL
HUNDRED YEARS AGO.
>> Kevin: DID HE JUST SAY
"SEVERAL HUNDRED YEARS"?
>> Swampfire: DID YOU JUST
SAY -- HEY.
>> BY THE WAY, YOU DIDN'T HAPPEN
TO SEE A SPACE-TIME ANOMALY
AROUND HERE, DID YOU -- ABOUT YE
BIG, INCREDIBLY DESTRUCTIVE,
VIRTUALLY UNSTOPPABLE?
NO, I MUST'VE BEEN THINKING OF
ANOTHER MOMENT.
TA-TA!
>> Kevin: WHERE'D HE...
>> Gwen: HE'S OUT THERE.
>> Swampfire: HE'S OBVIOUSLY
CONNECTED TO THAT CREATURE.
WE NEED TO TALK TO HIM.
>> Kevin: OH, YEAH, WE'LL TALK.
RIGHT AFTER THE POUNDING!
HUH?
>> WAS I IN THERE?
THAT WAS PUBLIC PROPERTY, YOU
KNOW.
>> Swampfire: HOW DOES HE MOVE
SO FAST?
>> YOU MEAN, HOW DO I MOVE SO
QUICKLY?
IT'S CALLED "WALKING."
STROLLING, REALLY.
>> Kevin: THAT'S BETTER.
>> EASY ON THE JACKET.
IT'S 1,200 YEARS OLD.
ANYWAY, THANKS.
>> Swampfire: "THANKS"?
FOR WHAT?
>> WELL, I HAD A FEELING IF WE
MADE A LOUD ENOUGH RACKET, HE'D
SHOW UP.
>> Kevin: FINALLY SOMETHING WE
CAN HIT.
>> OH, I REALLY DON'T THINK
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
>> Gwen: THOSE TRAILS.
THEY'RE NOT BURN MARKS.
THEY'RE...AGE.
THE CREATURE ACCELERATES TIME.
>> VERY GOOD.
>> Kevin: NOT SO FAST, UGLY!
AAH!
>> Swampfire: [ GASPS ] KEVIN!
>> Gwen: KEVIN!
>> Ben: JUST TOUCHING THAT THING
AGED HIM 60, 80 YEARS.
WE'VE GOT TO GET HIM TO A
HOSPITAL.
>> Kevin: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME.
>> Gwen: COME ON, KEVIN, WE'RE
GONNA GET YOU SOME HELP.
>> Kevin: WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
"HELP"?
I'M GONNA KICK THAT THING'S
KEISTER!
OY!
>> Gwen: ARE YOU OKAY?
>> Kevin: MY BACK IS KILLING ME.
MY LEGS ACHE.
AND WHAT'S UP WITH THESE SHOES?
IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR A
LITTLE SUPPORT?
>> Gwen: HE'S LIKE A REAL
IRRITABLE, SHORT-TEMPERED,
CROTCHETY OLD MAN.
>> Kevin: WHY ARE YOU
WHISPERING?!
>> Ben: IN OTHER WORDS, ASIDE
FROM THE MALE-PATTERN BALDNESS,
HE'S PRETTY MUCH THE SAME AS
ALWAYS.
COME ON, OLD MAN.
I'LL TAKE THOSE.
>> Kevin: WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING?
>> Ben: DRIVING.
>> Kevin: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT
IT.
YOU DON'T HAVE A LICENSE.
>> Ben: GRANDPA MAX TAUGHT ME,
AND IT'S AN EMERGENCY.
YOU'RE NEARSIGHTED, ARTHRITIC,
YOUR REFLEXES ARE SHOT, AND
YOU'RE TRYING TO UNLOCK A
CACTUS.
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER, REVS ]
>> Kevin: YOU SHOULD'VE GONE OUT
WITH ME WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND
HANDSOME.
>> Gwen: YOU WERE TOO IMMATURE.
>> Kevin: WHAT ABOUT NOW?
>> Gwen: TOO OLD.
>> Ben: WHOOPS!
>> Kevin: IT'S NOT A BUMPER CAR!
>> Gwen: BACK UP, BACK UP, BACK
UP!
BEN, ON THE RIGHT!
[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
>> Kevin: NO! NO!
NOT THE CAR!
NOT THE CAR!
>> Ben: HANG ON.
[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
>> Kevin: YOU ARE NEVER DRIVING
MY CAR AGAIN!
>> Ben: TRUE.
>> WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GET HERE
SIX SECONDS AGO.
OR IT THIS THING RUNNING FAST?
>> Ben: WHO ARE YOU, ANYWAY?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
>> Gwen: WHAT IS THAT CREATURE?
>> Kevin: CAN YOU FIX MY CAR?
>> THERE'S SOMETHING DIFFERENT
ABOUT YOU.
IS IT YOUR HAIR?
>> Kevin: YEAH, I'M PARTING IT
DOWN THE MIDDLE NOW, AND I ALSO
GOT REAL OLD!
>> DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT OLD.
I WALK IN ETERNITY.
>> Kevin: WELL, YOU BETTER START
RUNNING IN ETERNITY, SMART GUY!
>> HMM. YOU MIGHT SLOW US DOWN.
I NEED TO FIX THAT.
WE'LL COME BACK RIGHT OVER
THERE.
>> Gwen: KEVIN.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
YOU'RE GOOD AS NEW.
>> Kevin: WELL, MY BACK STILL
HURTS A LITTLE.
IF I COULD JUST LEAN ON YOU...
ALL RIGHT, PROFESSOR, IF YOU
WOULDN'T MIND FIXING MY CAR.
>> HOW EXACTLY DO YOU EXPECT ME
TO DO THAT?
I'M A TIME TRAVELER, NOT A BODY
SHOP.
REGRESSING A CAR WOULD BREAK ALL
THE CHRONAL LAWS OF SPACE-TIME
AND --
>> Ben: OKAY! ENOUGH!
I WANT ANSWERS -- NOW.
>> SAME OLD BEN TENNYSON.
YOU'RE EVEN MORE LIKE YOURSELF
NOW THAN YOU WERE IN THE FUTURE,
WHICH, FOR OBVIOUS REASONS, I
CAN'T REALLY TELL YOU ABOUT.
>> Kevin: YOU WANT ME TO HURT
HIM?
>> Gwen: WHAT CAN YOU TELL US,
MISTER...PARADOX?
>> PARADOX.
OH, YES, THAT'LL DO.
THAT'LL DO VERY NICELY.
I'LL TELL YOU MY STORY IN A WAY
YOU CAN UNDERSTAND -- WITH A
BEGINNING, MIDDLE, AND END.
WE'LL START IN THE MIDDLE.
LOS SOLEDAD WAS BUILT ENTIRELY
BECAUSE OF MY INGENIOUS
THEORY -- A TIME TUNNEL
UTILIZING THE PROPERTIES I
DISCOVERED IN QUARTZ CRYSTALS
WHICH WOULD ALLOW US ACCESS TO
PAST AND FUTURE EVENTS.
>> Kevin: YEAH, WELL, FOR A
GENIUS, LOOKS LIKE YOU BLEW IT.
>> YOU DON'T KNOW THE HALF OF
IT.
SOME TINY MISCALCULATION ON MY
PART DESTABILIZED THE EXPERIMENT
AND RIPPED A HOLE IN THE FABRIC
OF REALITY.
I WAS HURLED INTO THE EVENT
HORIZON.
I MUST'VE SPENT 100,000 YEARS
THERE.
I DIDN'T AGE OR NEED TO SLEEP OR
EAT.
JUST EXIST.
>> Kevin: [ CHUCKLES ]
SOUNDS PRETTY BORING.
>> AT FIRST I WENT MAD, OF
COURSE, BUT AFTER A FEW
MILLENNIA, I GOT BORED WITH
THAT, TOO, AND WENT SANE -- VERY
SANE.
I BEGAN TO LEARN.
I NOW HAVE TOTAL UNDERSTANDING
OF THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM,
ALLOWING ME TO TRAVEL ANYWHERE
AND ANYWHEN I WANT, WITHIN
REASON.
>> Kevin: SO, WHERE'S YOUR TIME
MACHINE?
>> Ben: HE DOESN'T HAVE A TIME
MACHINE.
HE HAS A MAP IN HIS HEAD.
>> EXACTLY.
I KNOW WHERE ALL THE SHORTCUTS
ARE.
I'VE SPENT A DOZEN LIFETIMES
CRISSCROSSING THE TIME STREAM,
MAKING IT A BETTER PLACE.
>> Kevin: AND HOW DOES THAT PAY?
>> AT THE MOMENT, NOT EVEN IN
JOB SATISFACTION.
YOU SEE, I RECENTLY DISCOVERED
THAT SOME KIND OF
EXTRADIMENSIONAL CREATURE IS
GOING TO WREAK HAVOC ACROSS THE
UNIVERSE.
>> Ben: SO?
WAY YOU TALK, YOU TAKE ON
MONSTERS LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME.
WHY IS THIS ONE SO BAD?
>> BECAUSE UNLIKE THE THOUSANDS
OF FOES I FACED BEFORE, THIS
EXTRADIMENSIONAL CREATURE CAME
INTO OUR PLANE OF REALITY THE
MOMENT MY EXPERIMENT WENT AWRY.
>> Kevin: OH.
SO, JUST TO BE CLEAR, IT'S YOUR
FAULT.
>> Gwen: THIS CREATURE HASN'T
BEEN LURKING AROUND HERE FOR 50
YEARS.
WE WOULD KNOW ABOUT IT.
>> TIME IS LIKE A RIVER.
IT MOVES, FLOWS, AND BENDS.
50 YEARS AGO, I ACCIDENTALLY SET
OFF A DEPTH CHARGE IN THAT
RIVER.
THE CREATURE I RELEASED WAS
BLASTED 50 YEARS THROUGH TIME TO
YOUR PRESENT, DOING THIS TO YOUR
FUTURE.
>> Gwen: BUT ALL IT'S DOING IS
MESSING UP AN OLD ARMY BASE.
WHY IS THAT A PROBLEM AT ALL?
WHY NOT JUST LEAVE IT ALONE?
>> THAT'S A BETTER QUESTION FOR
THE MAN ON THE MOON.
>> Ben: WHAT?
WHO'S THE MAN ON THE MOON?
>> I AM.
>> Ben: WE'RE ON THE MOON.
>> NO, WE'RE ON THE MOON IN YOUR
DISTANT FUTURE.
>> Kevin: WHAT?!
HOW ARE WE NOT SUFFOCATING?
>> GOOD QUESTION.
NOT REMOTELY THE POINT, THOUGH.
IMAGINE WHAT THE EARTH WOULD
LOOK LIKE IN 200 YEARS, SAY,
WITH THAT TIME MONSTER WANDERING
ALL OVER IT, AGING EVERYTHING
THAT CROSSED ITS PATH TO DUST.
FOR THOSE OF YOU WITH NO
IMAGINATION, THE EARTH IS UP
THERE.
>> Ben: YOU BROUGHT US TO THE
WORST POSSIBLE VERSION OF THE
FUTURE.
>> NO.
SHOULD I FAIL TO STOP THAT
CREATURE, THIS IS YOUR BEST
POSSIBLE FUTURE.
>> NOT A PRETTY SIGHT, IS IT?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
>> I'M ALLOWING MYSELF TO FEEL
THE FULL IMPACT OF MY FAILURE.
>> Kevin: OKAY. WHO'S HE?
>> Ben: HE'S A PARALLEL PARADOX.
>> YOUNG BEN HAS AN INNATE SENSE
OF TRANSTEMPORAL METAPHYSICS,
WHICH WILL SERVE HIM WELL IN HIS
FUTURE -- OR SHOULD I SAY
"PAST."
>> Ben: AND I DRIVE GOOD, TOO.
>> Kevin: WE CAN BREATHE ON THE
MOON IN THE FUTURE, BUT YOU
CAN'T FIX MY CAR?
>> WHAT SHOULD I DO?
>> WELL, OBVIOUSLY NOT WHAT I
DID.
BUT WHATEVER YOU DO, YOU BETTER
DO IT QUICKLY.
TIME IS RUNNING OUT.
>> Gwen: WHY COME BACK HERE?
WHY DON'T WE TRAVEL BACK IN TIME
AND STOP THE TIME EXPERIMENT
FROM EVER HAPPENING?
>> ISN'T IT JUST LIKE AN ENERGY
BEING TO THINK OUTSIDE TEMPORAL
CONVENTIONS?
>> Gwen: I'M NOT AN ENERGY --
>> THE EXPERIMENT THAT RELEASES
THE CREATURE ALSO UNSTICKS ME IN
TIME, AND THAT MUST HAPPEN
BECAUSE [CHUCKLES] IN ALL
MODESTY...
>> Ben: YOU SAVE THE WORLD
DOZENS OF TIMES.
>> HUNDREDS, ACTUALLY.
IN FACT, ON ONE OCCASION, YOU
AND I WORKED TOGETHER TO SAVE
THE ENTIRE UNIV-- NEVER MIND.
IT SHOULD BE HERE ANY --
[ LOUD RUMBLING ]
YOU COULD SET YOUR WATCH BY IT.
>> Jetray: JETRAY!
THEY HIT IT?
DOESN'T EVERYTHING AGE INTO
OBLIVION AS SOON AS THEY TOUCH
IT?
>> GUMBALLS LAST A REALLY LONG
TIME.
LOOK UNDER YOUR DESK AT SCHOOL.
NOW, GET BACK!
>> Gwen: LET GO!
HE'LL AGE YOU INTO DUST!
>> I EXIST OUTSIDE OF TIME.
WELL, I CAN STILL FEEL THE EONS
PASSING.
>> Ben: PARADOX, TAKE US BACK TO
THE ACCIDENT -- NOW.
>> BUT I TOLD YOU!
>> Ben: JUST DO IT!
KEVIN, GWEN -- THE LAB.
QUICK!
YOU JUST KEEP THAT THING
OCCUPIED.
>> K-KEEP IT OCCUPIED?
I'M A TIME-TRAVELING HERO.
I DON'T KEEP THINGS OCCUPIED.
>> SURE THIS THING IS GONNA
WORK?
YOUR TIME MACHINE HAS COST THE
U.S. GOVERNMENT A PRETTY PENNY,
DOCTOR.
>> AS TO COST, I THINK THE
ALLEVIATION OF UNTOLD HUMAN
SUFFERING THROUGHOUT HISTORY IS
AMPLE JUSTIFICATION, GENERAL.
>> Ben: WHY WOULD IT USE THE
PHONE?
>> Gwen: WHAT?
>> Ben: THE CREATURE.
IT TRIED TO USE THE PAY PHONE.
THEN IT WENT TO THE POLICE
STATION, THEN THE DORMS.
IT DIDN'T ACT LIKE SOME
UNFATHOMABLE TRANSDIMENSIONAL
CREATURE.
IT DID EVERYTHING A NORMAL
PERSON WOULD DO...
>> Gwen: IF THEY SUDDENLY FOUND
THEMSELVES IN AN ABANDONED
MILITARY BASE.
[ TIME TUNNEL WHIRRING ]
>> Ben: LOOK THERE.
THE ASSISTANT.
>> AAH!
>> Gwen: BEN, YOU'LL GET SUCKED
IN ALONG WITH HIM!
>> Ben: I NEED TO PUT ON A
LITTLE WEIGHT.
[ LOUD ROARING ]
>> Humongousaur: HUMONGOUSAUR!
>> WHOA!
>> Humongousaur: TRUST ME.
THIS BEATS THE ALTERNATIVE.
>> HUGO!
OF COURSE.
IF IT WERE A SNAKE, IT WOULD'VE
BIT ME.
DON'T LOOK SO SMUG.
I WOULD'VE FIGURED IT OUT
EVENTUALLY.
>> Ben: YOU HAD 100,000 YEARS!
>> WELL, I HAVE TO ADMIT IT.
I'M IMPRESSED.
ALL THOSE CENTURIES TRAPPED IN
THE EVENT HORIZON, AND IT NEVER
OCCURRED TO ME THAT THE ACCIDENT
WASN'T MY FAULT.
YOU'RE MUCH SMARTER THAN YOU
WERE WHEN I MET YOU LATER.
>> Ben: THANKS...I GUESS.
>> Gwen: WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM,
YOUR ASSISTANT?
>> I LIVED MY LIFE.
>> HUGO!
HOW ARE YOU?
>> WELL, YOU LOOK THE SAME, AND
I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN 50 YEARS.
>> WELL, I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN
100,000 YEARS, BUT YOU DON'T
LOOK THAT BAD.
HOW WAS YOUR LIFE?
>> GOOD, A GOOD LIFE.
BUT I'M -- I'M SORRY ABOUT THE
EXPERIMENT.
I RUINED EVERYTHING.
I NEVER GOT TO TIME-TRAVEL.
>> WOULD YOU STILL LIKE TO?
>> YES.
I'M NOT AFRAID ANYMORE.
>> GLAD TO HEAR IT.
HOW ABOUT I GIVE YOU A
BEHIND-THE-SCENES LOOK AT
ETERNITY?
>> Gwen: AT LEAST HE'S GOT
COMPANY NOW.
>> Kevin: OH, AND THANKS FOR
STRANDING US OUT HERE IN THE
MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!
>> Ben: COME ON.
WE'VE GOT A LONG WALK HOME.
>> Kevin: OH, HO, HO, HO!
STOKED!
>> Gwen: IT LOOKS LIKE NEW.
>> Kevin: IT DOESN'T JUST LOOK
LIKE NEW.
IT NEW.
IT'S FACTORY-NEW FROM 30 YEARS
AGO.
PARADOX, I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING
I WAS ABOUT TO SAY ABOUT YOU.
>> Ben: "KEVIN, TRY TO KEEP IN
MIND THAT IF THIS CAR COMES INTO
CONTACT WITH ANYTHING ELSE FROM
1976, IT WILL EXPLODE LIKE
ANTIMATTER.
ENJOY!
PARADOX."
>> Kevin: HE'S KIDDING, RIGHT?
THAT'S SOME KIND OF TIME-TRAVEL
JOKE, RIGHT?
ISN'T IT...GUYS?
WORK?
YOUR TIME MACHINE HAS COST THE
U.S. GOVERNMENT A PRETTY PENNY,
DOCTOR.
>> THE CHRONO-LOGGER IS HARDLY A
TIME MACHINE IN THE SENSE OF A
VEHICLE, BUT RATHER A SUBATOMIC
DRILL DESIGNED TO BORE A TUNNEL
IN THE FABRIC OF SPACE-TIME.
AS TO COST, I THINK THE
ALLEVIATION OF UNTOLD HUMAN
SUFFERING THROUGHOUT HISTORY IS
AMPLE JUSTIFICATION, GENERAL.
>> IT'LL ALSO GIVE OUR RED
BUDDIES OVERSEAS A THING OR TWO
TO THINK ABOUT.
>> BUT TO ANSWER YOUR FIRST
QUESTION, THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY
TO FIND OUT.
>> YOU'RE CERTAIN WE'RE SAFE,
DOCTOR?
>> I'M NOT CERTAIN OF ANYTHING,
HUGO, BUT THE CHRONO-MAGNETIC
FIELD WE'VE GENERATED SHOULD
PROTECT US.
>> DOCTOR, I-- I'M FRIGHTENED.
>> HAVE A GUMBALL.
IT'LL CALM YOUR NERVES.
[ LOUD ROARING ]
>> Kevin: YOU DIDN'T NEED TO
COME.
GWEN AND I COULD'VE HANDLED THIS
ALONE.
IT'S NOTHING, REALLY.
>> Ben: DOESN'T SOUND LIKE
NOTHING.
WEIRD NOISES, UNEARTHLY LIGHTS,
RUMORS OF WEIRD CREATURES OUT
HERE?
>> Kevin: YEAH, THE DUDES I
HEARD IT FROM AREN'T TOTALLY
RELIABLE.
>> Gwen: ISN'T THAT, LIKE, A BIG
BAD-BOY THING TO DO -- COME OUT
HERE TO THE GHOST TOWN TO
DRAG-RACE?
>> Kevin: HOW SHOULD I KNOW?
I JUST KNOW THEM FROM AUTO SHOP.
>> Ben: GRANDPA MAX SAID
LOS SOLEDAD USED TO BE A BIG
MILITARY BASE BACK IN THE '50s.
SOME KIND OF RESEARCH FACILITY.
>> Kevin: YEAH.
MUST'VE BEEN SOME PRETTY SERIOUS
RESEARCH.
CHECK OUT THESE WALLS.
50 YEARS LATER AND THERE'S STILL
NO WAY IN.
NO WAY.
THESE WEREN'T HERE.
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> Gwen: DID ANYONE NOTICE SOME
OF THEM ARE VAGUELY
PERSON-SHAPED?
>> Ben: WEIRD.
MAYBE SOMETHING -- I DON'T
KNOW -- BURNED THROUGH THE WALL.
>> Kevin: LIKE WHAT?
>> Ben: THE SAME THING THAT
BURNED THESE WEIRD TRAILS
EVERYWHERE.
>> Gwen: LOOK.
>> Ben: THIS IS A BIRD.
AND THESE ARE LIZARD BONES.
THEY'RE FOSSILIZED.
>> Gwen: AND THEY'RE NOT THE
ONLY THING.
IT'S LIKE SOMEONE TURNED THIS
SLATE INTO SAND JUST BY STANDING
ON IT.
>> Kevin: HE WAS PROBABLY ON
HOLD.
>> Ben: THE TRAIL GOES TO THE
POLICE STATION, THEN TO THOSE --
I GUESS THEY'RE APARTMENTS.
>> Kevin: JUST TO REVIEW,
SOMEONE STOOD HERE A MILLION
YEARS AGO AND THEN WALKED TO
THOSE BUILDINGS THAT WERE BUILT
50 YEARS AGO?
>> Ben: YOU ARE NOT HELPING.
THESE COULD BE SIGNS OF SERIOUS
DNAlien ACTIVITY, AND IT'S UP TO
US --
>> Gwen: DNAliens ARE NOT DOING
THIS.
DOES THAT LOOK LIKE A DNAlien TO
YOU?
>> Kevin: FINALLY SOMETHING
WORTH THE GAS.
>> Chromastone: CHROMASTONE!
LOOK OUT!
GONE.
>> Gwen: AT LEAST THE BUILDING
IT DESTROYED WASN'T THE LIBRARY.
>> Kevin: YOU REALLY LOVE THE
BOOKS.
>> Ben: SHE'S SAYING WE HAVE TO
RESEARCH, FIND OUT WHAT THAT
THING IS.
ALL WE KNOW SO FAR IS THAT IT'S
LOOKING FOR SOMETHING HERE ON
THE BASE.
>> Gwen: THESE FILMS ARE REALLY
CORRODED, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THIS
BASE WAS BUILT FOR SOME KIND OF
TIME EXPERIMENT CALLED PROJECT
PARADOX.
>> Kevin: WHO WOULDN'T PICK THE
DESERT OUTSIDE BELLWOOD TO DO
TOP-SECRET RESEARCH?
>> Ben: THEY BUILT IT HERE
BECAUSE OF THE HUGE QUARTZ
DEPOSITS.
>> Kevin: QUARTZ TIME?
MAYBE THEY WERE TRYING TO BUILD
THE WORLD'S BIGGEST WRISTWATCH.
>> Ben: HIS NAME HAS BEEN
CENSORED.
WHOEVER HE WAS, HIS PARADOX
THEORY WAS THE BASIS OF SOME
KIND OF EXPERIMENTAL TUNNEL
THROUGH TIME.
>> Kevin: LOOKS LIKE MY PLACE
AFTER THAT BIG PARTY I THREW
LAST WEEKEND.
>> Gwen: LOOK.
THAT THING HAS BEEN HERE, TOO.
>> Ben: ONLY ONE TRAIL.
IT EITHER CAME IN HERE AND
VANISHED...
>> Gwen: OR IT WAS BORN HERE.
[ LOUD RUMBLING ]
>> Swampfire: SWAMPFIRE!
GOT YOU.
>> "SWAMPFIRE."
THAT TAKES ME BACK.
OR IS IT FORWARD?
IT'S SO HARD TO TELL, BEN.
HAVE WE MET?
>> Swampfire: HOW DO YOU KNOW MY
NAME?
>> HAVE WE MET YET,I SUPPOSE
THE QUESTION WAS.
>> Kevin: HEY, IT'S THAT DORK
FROM THE PHOTO, THE PARADOX GUY.
>> Gwen: YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED AT
ALL IN 50 YEARS.
>> OH, CONSIDERABLY MORE THAN
THAT.
GUMBALL?
>> Swampfire: NO, THANKS.
WHO ARE YOU?
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
>> YOU JUST READ MY FILE.
I WAS RATHER HOPING YOUCOULD
TELL ME.
IT SLIPPED MY MIND SEVERAL
HUNDRED YEARS AGO.
>> Kevin: DID HE JUST SAY
"SEVERAL HUNDRED YEARS"?
>> Swampfire: DID YOU JUST
SAY -- HEY.
>> BY THE WAY, YOU DIDN'T HAPPEN
TO SEE A SPACE-TIME ANOMALY
AROUND HERE, DID YOU -- ABOUT YE
BIG, INCREDIBLY DESTRUCTIVE,
VIRTUALLY UNSTOPPABLE?
NO, I MUST'VE BEEN THINKING OF
ANOTHER MOMENT.
TA-TA!
>> Kevin: WHERE'D HE...
>> Gwen: HE'S OUT THERE.
>> Swampfire: HE'S OBVIOUSLY
CONNECTED TO THAT CREATURE.
WE NEED TO TALK TO HIM.
>> Kevin: OH, YEAH, WE'LL TALK.
RIGHT AFTER THE POUNDING!
HUH?
>> WAS I IN THERE?
THAT WAS PUBLIC PROPERTY, YOU
KNOW.
>> Swampfire: HOW DOES HE MOVE
SO FAST?
>> YOU MEAN, HOW DO I MOVE SO
QUICKLY?
IT'S CALLED "WALKING."
STROLLING, REALLY.
>> Kevin: THAT'S BETTER.
>> EASY ON THE JACKET.
IT'S 1,200 YEARS OLD.
ANYWAY, THANKS.
>> Swampfire: "THANKS"?
FOR WHAT?
>> WELL, I HAD A FEELING IF WE
MADE A LOUD ENOUGH RACKET, HE'D
SHOW UP.
>> Kevin: FINALLY SOMETHING WE
CAN HIT.
>> OH, I REALLY DON'T THINK
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
>> Gwen: THOSE TRAILS.
THEY'RE NOT BURN MARKS.
THEY'RE...AGE.
THE CREATURE ACCELERATES TIME.
>> VERY GOOD.
>> Kevin: NOT SO FAST, UGLY!
AAH!
>> Swampfire: [ GASPS ] KEVIN!
>> Gwen: KEVIN!
>> Ben: JUST TOUCHING THAT THING
AGED HIM 60, 80 YEARS.
WE'VE GOT TO GET HIM TO A
HOSPITAL.
>> Kevin: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME.
>> Gwen: COME ON, KEVIN, WE'RE
GONNA GET YOU SOME HELP.
>> Kevin: WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
"HELP"?
I'M GONNA KICK THAT THING'S
KEISTER!
OY!
>> Gwen: ARE YOU OKAY?
>> Kevin: MY BACK IS KILLING ME.
MY LEGS ACHE.
AND WHAT'S UP WITH THESE SHOES?
IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR A
LITTLE SUPPORT?
>> Gwen: HE'S LIKE A REAL
IRRITABLE, SHORT-TEMPERED,
CROTCHETY OLD MAN.
>> Kevin: WHY ARE YOU
WHISPERING?!
>> Ben: IN OTHER WORDS, ASIDE
FROM THE MALE-PATTERN BALDNESS,
HE'S PRETTY MUCH THE SAME AS
ALWAYS.
COME ON, OLD MAN.
I'LL TAKE THOSE.
>> Kevin: WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING?
>> Ben: DRIVING.
>> Kevin: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT
IT.
YOU DON'T HAVE A LICENSE.
>> Ben: GRANDPA MAX TAUGHT ME,
AND IT'S AN EMERGENCY.
YOU'RE NEARSIGHTED, ARTHRITIC,
YOUR REFLEXES ARE SHOT, AND
YOU'RE TRYING TO UNLOCK A
CACTUS.
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER, REVS ]
>> Kevin: YOU SHOULD'VE GONE OUT
WITH ME WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND
HANDSOME.
>> Gwen: YOU WERE TOO IMMATURE.
>> Kevin: WHAT ABOUT NOW?
>> Gwen: TOO OLD.
>> Ben: WHOOPS!
>> Kevin: IT'S NOT A BUMPER CAR!
>> Gwen: BACK UP, BACK UP, BACK
UP!
BEN, ON THE RIGHT!
[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
>> Kevin: NO! NO!
NOT THE CAR!
NOT THE CAR!
>> Ben: HANG ON.
[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
>> Kevin: YOU ARE NEVER DRIVING
MY CAR AGAIN!
>> Ben: TRUE.
>> WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GET HERE
SIX SECONDS AGO.
OR IT THIS THING RUNNING FAST?
>> Ben: WHO ARE YOU, ANYWAY?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
>> Gwen: WHAT IS THAT CREATURE?
>> Kevin: CAN YOU FIX MY CAR?
>> THERE'S SOMETHING DIFFERENT
ABOUT YOU.
IS IT YOUR HAIR?
>> Kevin: YEAH, I'M PARTING IT
DOWN THE MIDDLE NOW, AND I ALSO
GOT REAL OLD!
>> DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT OLD.
I WALK IN ETERNITY.
>> Kevin: WELL, YOU BETTER START
RUNNING IN ETERNITY, SMART GUY!
>> HMM. YOU MIGHT SLOW US DOWN.
I NEED TO FIX THAT.
WE'LL COME BACK RIGHT OVER
THERE.
>> Gwen: KEVIN.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
YOU'RE GOOD AS NEW.
>> Kevin: WELL, MY BACK STILL
HURTS A LITTLE.
IF I COULD JUST LEAN ON YOU...
ALL RIGHT, PROFESSOR, IF YOU
WOULDN'T MIND FIXING MY CAR.
>> HOW EXACTLY DO YOU EXPECT ME
TO DO THAT?
I'M A TIME TRAVELER, NOT A BODY
SHOP.
REGRESSING A CAR WOULD BREAK ALL
THE CHRONAL LAWS OF SPACE-TIME
AND --
>> Ben: OKAY! ENOUGH!
I WANT ANSWERS -- NOW.
>> SAME OLD BEN TENNYSON.
YOU'RE EVEN MORE LIKE YOURSELF
NOW THAN YOU WERE IN THE FUTURE,
WHICH, FOR OBVIOUS REASONS, I
CAN'T REALLY TELL YOU ABOUT.
>> Kevin: YOU WANT ME TO HURT
HIM?
>> Gwen: WHAT CAN YOU TELL US,
MISTER...PARADOX?
>> PARADOX.
OH, YES, THAT'LL DO.
THAT'LL DO VERY NICELY.
I'LL TELL YOU MY STORY IN A WAY
YOU CAN UNDERSTAND -- WITH A
BEGINNING, MIDDLE, AND END.
WE'LL START IN THE MIDDLE.
LOS SOLEDAD WAS BUILT ENTIRELY
BECAUSE OF MY INGENIOUS
THEORY -- A TIME TUNNEL
UTILIZING THE PROPERTIES I
DISCOVERED IN QUARTZ CRYSTALS
WHICH WOULD ALLOW US ACCESS TO
PAST AND FUTURE EVENTS.
>> Kevin: YEAH, WELL, FOR A
GENIUS, LOOKS LIKE YOU BLEW IT.
>> YOU DON'T KNOW THE HALF OF
IT.
SOME TINY MISCALCULATION ON MY
PART DESTABILIZED THE EXPERIMENT
AND RIPPED A HOLE IN THE FABRIC
OF REALITY.
I WAS HURLED INTO THE EVENT
HORIZON.
I MUST'VE SPENT 100,000 YEARS
THERE.
I DIDN'T AGE OR NEED TO SLEEP OR
EAT.
JUST EXIST.
>> Kevin: [ CHUCKLES ]
SOUNDS PRETTY BORING.
>> AT FIRST I WENT MAD, OF
COURSE, BUT AFTER A FEW
MILLENNIA, I GOT BORED WITH
THAT, TOO, AND WENT SANE -- VERY
SANE.
I BEGAN TO LEARN.
I NOW HAVE TOTAL UNDERSTANDING
OF THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM,
ALLOWING ME TO TRAVEL ANYWHERE
AND ANYWHEN I WANT, WITHIN
REASON.
>> Kevin: SO, WHERE'S YOUR TIME
MACHINE?
>> Ben: HE DOESN'T HAVE A TIME
MACHINE.
HE HAS A MAP IN HIS HEAD.
>> EXACTLY.
I KNOW WHERE ALL THE SHORTCUTS
ARE.
I'VE SPENT A DOZEN LIFETIMES
CRISSCROSSING THE TIME STREAM,
MAKING IT A BETTER PLACE.
>> Kevin: AND HOW DOES THAT PAY?
>> AT THE MOMENT, NOT EVEN IN
JOB SATISFACTION.
YOU SEE, I RECENTLY DISCOVERED
THAT SOME KIND OF
EXTRADIMENSIONAL CREATURE IS
GOING TO WREAK HAVOC ACROSS THE
UNIVERSE.
>> Ben: SO?
WAY YOU TALK, YOU TAKE ON
MONSTERS LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME.
WHY IS THIS ONE SO BAD?
>> BECAUSE UNLIKE THE THOUSANDS
OF FOES I FACED BEFORE, THIS
EXTRADIMENSIONAL CREATURE CAME
INTO OUR PLANE OF REALITY THE
MOMENT MY EXPERIMENT WENT AWRY.
>> Kevin: OH.
SO, JUST TO BE CLEAR, IT'S YOUR
FAULT.
>> Gwen: THIS CREATURE HASN'T
BEEN LURKING AROUND HERE FOR 50
YEARS.
WE WOULD KNOW ABOUT IT.
>> TIME IS LIKE A RIVER.
IT MOVES, FLOWS, AND BENDS.
50 YEARS AGO, I ACCIDENTALLY SET
OFF A DEPTH CHARGE IN THAT
RIVER.
THE CREATURE I RELEASED WAS
BLASTED 50 YEARS THROUGH TIME TO
YOUR PRESENT, DOING THIS TO YOUR
FUTURE.
>> Gwen: BUT ALL IT'S DOING IS
MESSING UP AN OLD ARMY BASE.
WHY IS THAT A PROBLEM AT ALL?
WHY NOT JUST LEAVE IT ALONE?
>> THAT'S A BETTER QUESTION FOR
THE MAN ON THE MOON.
>> Ben: WHAT?
WHO'S THE MAN ON THE MOON?
>> I AM.
>> Ben: WE'RE ON THE MOON.
>> NO, WE'RE ON THE MOON IN YOUR
DISTANT FUTURE.
>> Kevin: WHAT?!
HOW ARE WE NOT SUFFOCATING?
>> GOOD QUESTION.
NOT REMOTELY THE POINT, THOUGH.
IMAGINE WHAT THE EARTH WOULD
LOOK LIKE IN 200 YEARS, SAY,
WITH THAT TIME MONSTER WANDERING
ALL OVER IT, AGING EVERYTHING
THAT CROSSED ITS PATH TO DUST.
FOR THOSE OF YOU WITH NO
IMAGINATION, THE EARTH IS UP
THERE.
>> Ben: YOU BROUGHT US TO THE
WORST POSSIBLE VERSION OF THE
FUTURE.
>> NO.
SHOULD I FAIL TO STOP THAT
CREATURE, THIS IS YOUR BEST
POSSIBLE FUTURE.
>> NOT A PRETTY SIGHT, IS IT?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
>> I'M ALLOWING MYSELF TO FEEL
THE FULL IMPACT OF MY FAILURE.
>> Kevin: OKAY. WHO'S HE?
>> Ben: HE'S A PARALLEL PARADOX.
>> YOUNG BEN HAS AN INNATE SENSE
OF TRANSTEMPORAL METAPHYSICS,
WHICH WILL SERVE HIM WELL IN HIS
FUTURE -- OR SHOULD I SAY
"PAST."
>> Ben: AND I DRIVE GOOD, TOO.
>> Kevin: WE CAN BREATHE ON THE
MOON IN THE FUTURE, BUT YOU
CAN'T FIX MY CAR?
>> WHAT SHOULD I DO?
>> WELL, OBVIOUSLY NOT WHAT I
DID.
BUT WHATEVER YOU DO, YOU BETTER
DO IT QUICKLY.
TIME IS RUNNING OUT.
>> Gwen: WHY COME BACK HERE?
WHY DON'T WE TRAVEL BACK IN TIME
AND STOP THE TIME EXPERIMENT
FROM EVER HAPPENING?
>> ISN'T IT JUST LIKE AN ENERGY
BEING TO THINK OUTSIDE TEMPORAL
CONVENTIONS?
>> Gwen: I'M NOT AN ENERGY --
>> THE EXPERIMENT THAT RELEASES
THE CREATURE ALSO UNSTICKS ME IN
TIME, AND THAT MUST HAPPEN
BECAUSE [CHUCKLES] IN ALL
MODESTY...
>> Ben: YOU SAVE THE WORLD
DOZENS OF TIMES.
>> HUNDREDS, ACTUALLY.
IN FACT, ON ONE OCCASION, YOU
AND I WORKED TOGETHER TO SAVE
THE ENTIRE UNIV-- NEVER MIND.
IT SHOULD BE HERE ANY --
[ LOUD RUMBLING ]
YOU COULD SET YOUR WATCH BY IT.
>> Jetray: JETRAY!
THEY HIT IT?
DOESN'T EVERYTHING AGE INTO
OBLIVION AS SOON AS THEY TOUCH
IT?
>> GUMBALLS LAST A REALLY LONG
TIME.
LOOK UNDER YOUR DESK AT SCHOOL.
NOW, GET BACK!
>> Gwen: LET GO!
HE'LL AGE YOU INTO DUST!
>> I EXIST OUTSIDE OF TIME.
WELL, I CAN STILL FEEL THE EONS
PASSING.
>> Ben: PARADOX, TAKE US BACK TO
THE ACCIDENT -- NOW.
>> BUT I TOLD YOU!
>> Ben: JUST DO IT!
KEVIN, GWEN -- THE LAB.
QUICK!
YOU JUST KEEP THAT THING
OCCUPIED.
>> K-KEEP IT OCCUPIED?
I'M A TIME-TRAVELING HERO.
I DON'T KEEP THINGS OCCUPIED.
>> SURE THIS THING IS GONNA
WORK?
YOUR TIME MACHINE HAS COST THE
U.S. GOVERNMENT A PRETTY PENNY,
DOCTOR.
>> AS TO COST, I THINK THE
ALLEVIATION OF UNTOLD HUMAN
SUFFERING THROUGHOUT HISTORY IS
AMPLE JUSTIFICATION, GENERAL.
>> Ben: WHY WOULD IT USE THE
PHONE?
>> Gwen: WHAT?
>> Ben: THE CREATURE.
IT TRIED TO USE THE PAY PHONE.
THEN IT WENT TO THE POLICE
STATION, THEN THE DORMS.
IT DIDN'T ACT LIKE SOME
UNFATHOMABLE TRANSDIMENSIONAL
CREATURE.
IT DID EVERYTHING A NORMAL
PERSON WOULD DO...
>> Gwen: IF THEY SUDDENLY FOUND
THEMSELVES IN AN ABANDONED
MILITARY BASE.
[ TIME TUNNEL WHIRRING ]
>> Ben: LOOK THERE.
THE ASSISTANT.
>> AAH!
>> Gwen: BEN, YOU'LL GET SUCKED
IN ALONG WITH HIM!
>> Ben: I NEED TO PUT ON A
LITTLE WEIGHT.
[ LOUD ROARING ]
>> Humongousaur: HUMONGOUSAUR!
>> WHOA!
>> Humongousaur: TRUST ME.
THIS BEATS THE ALTERNATIVE.
>> HUGO!
OF COURSE.
IF IT WERE A SNAKE, IT WOULD'VE
BIT ME.
DON'T LOOK SO SMUG.
I WOULD'VE FIGURED IT OUT
EVENTUALLY.
>> Ben: YOU HAD 100,000 YEARS!
>> WELL, I HAVE TO ADMIT IT.
I'M IMPRESSED.
ALL THOSE CENTURIES TRAPPED IN
THE EVENT HORIZON, AND IT NEVER
OCCURRED TO ME THAT THE ACCIDENT
WASN'T MY FAULT.
YOU'RE MUCH SMARTER THAN YOU
WERE WHEN I MET YOU LATER.
>> Ben: THANKS...I GUESS.
>> Gwen: WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM,
YOUR ASSISTANT?
>> I LIVED MY LIFE.
>> HUGO!
HOW ARE YOU?
>> WELL, YOU LOOK THE SAME, AND
I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN 50 YEARS.
>> WELL, I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN
100,000 YEARS, BUT YOU DON'T
LOOK THAT BAD.
HOW WAS YOUR LIFE?
>> GOOD, A GOOD LIFE.
BUT I'M -- I'M SORRY ABOUT THE
EXPERIMENT.
I RUINED EVERYTHING.
I NEVER GOT TO TIME-TRAVEL.
>> WOULD YOU STILL LIKE TO?
>> YES.
I'M NOT AFRAID ANYMORE.
>> GLAD TO HEAR IT.
HOW ABOUT I GIVE YOU A
BEHIND-THE-SCENES LOOK AT
ETERNITY?
>> Gwen: AT LEAST HE'S GOT
COMPANY NOW.
>> Kevin: OH, AND THANKS FOR
STRANDING US OUT HERE IN THE
MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!
>> Ben: COME ON.
WE'VE GOT A LONG WALK HOME.
>> Kevin: OH, HO, HO, HO!
STOKED!
>> Gwen: IT LOOKS LIKE NEW.
>> Kevin: IT DOESN'T JUST LOOK
LIKE NEW.
IT NEW.
IT'S FACTORY-NEW FROM 30 YEARS
AGO.
PARADOX, I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING
I WAS ABOUT TO SAY ABOUT YOU.
>> Ben: "KEVIN, TRY TO KEEP IN
MIND THAT IF THIS CAR COMES INTO
CONTACT WITH ANYTHING ELSE FROM
1976, IT WILL EXPLODE LIKE
ANTIMATTER.
ENJOY!
PARADOX."
>> Kevin: HE'S KIDDING, RIGHT?
THAT'S SOME KIND OF TIME-TRAVEL
JOKE, RIGHT?
ISN'T IT...GUYS?