Below Deck Sailing Yacht (2020–…): Season 1, Episode 17 - Regatta Go! - full transcript

- Previously this season on
"below deck sailing yacht"...

- It's not every day I'm
attracted to my chief stew.

- This is the first time
I have

a total connection
with somebody.

Wow, we ----ed the same person.

- I knew it.
- Don't laugh.

- Maybe you can tell him that
we were just joking about it,

and I actually didn't
have sex with johan at all.

- My boss wants me
to lie to her boyfriend--

- say it, quickly.

- Flipping at you for
not reacting the way he wanted



for the flowers,
that sort of thing...

- [ clears throat ]

- I need you to trust me,
and I need to trust you.

- I'm sorry.

Gimme a hug,
let's work this out.

[ painful grunting ]

- there is an issue
with my spine.

He said do not lift
anything heavy.

It's scary. Working on
boats has been my life.

- [bleep]
[ grunting ]

dude, my leg has gone as well.

- Please don't leave me
the only person on deck.

- Paget, paget, georgia.

- Does that irritate you at all?



- I'm not jealous.

And if he wants
to [bleep] around,

that means I don't
want him anyways.

- ♪ I'll do anything for you ♪

how is it possible for
someone to be so like myself?

- You wanna lay with
me for 30 minutes?

- Yeah.

I've given the majority
of my life to yachting,

and I haven't felt like
this for a long time.

- Jenna basically has put
madison on service and laundry--

- okay.

- --So she can go
take a nap with adam.

- You and adam were on
a break at the same time.

That's drawing attention.

- I don't like any environment
that would kibosh affection.

- You're justifying
your actions.

You're defending them,
and they're indefensible.

- I just don't give a
sh-- anymore,

and I'm just gonna do my job
and not tell you guys anything.

- Last charter of the season.
- [bleep] yeah, it is.

- Yeah, baby!

- Nicole gary, from manhattan.

- On day two, nick wants
to race laser sailboats.

- Maybe we can set up
a little regatta.

- Are you okay?
- I'm fine.

- His eyes are rolling back
in his head.

[ sniffling ]

- I don't like to be
accusatory...

[ sniffling, clearing throat ]

- he's in deep sh--
if there's drugs

on board in his cabin.

Nicole, do you have a second?

[ laughs ]

- nicole, do you have a second?

Thank you.

- Why don't you have a seat?
- Okay.

- I really hate
to bring this up,

but a couple of crew
saw one of the guests

with a white powder
around their nose.

- Seriously? Who?

- Billy.

- Like, I can't believe that.

- I wanted to speak with
you first, because...

- Yeah.

- ...You're the
primary charterer.

And when that's reported to me,

I'm obligated to get
to the bottom of it.

If there is drugs on board,
it's the end of the charter.

- Well, I really hope that's
not the case.

- I'm really sorry,
but obviously the first thing

I check is do they really think
what they saw is what they saw,

and they've both confirmed

that they definitely saw
a white powder.

- We definitely don't want
this charter to be over...

- Yeah.

- ...And I really hope
that's not the case.

- No, so I think
the next thing would be

to ask billy to come up here...
- Yeah.

- ...And then maybe he has
some sort of explanation.

- Yeah.
- Let's go.

I hate to have to do this.

I want these guests
to have a good experience.

But cocaine is a big problem.

- Billy, can you
come up here, please?

- I could easily
lose my license,

and possibly to go jail.

[ sighs ]

- we need to talk
to you, please.

- Okay, as I was saying
to nicole,

a couple of crew yesterday
saw evidence

of a white powder
around someone's nose,

and that someone was you.

- Okay, I tell you right now...
- Okay.

- ...Hand to god,
on my mother's grave,

I didn't bring any drugs
on this boat.

- Any idea what it
could have been?

- No.

- I'm gonna start by having
a look in your cabin, and--

- yeah, that's fine.
- Okay.

Let's go down.
- Come on.

- ♪ now what I need you
to tell me ♪

- interior, interior, glenn.

Can I get a beach towel
up to the saloon

as quick as possible, please?
- Of course.

- Madison, would you come
and be a witness, please?

- Sure.

- One charter, one guy's
smoking a rolled-up joint,

and I just walked up
and pulled it out of his mouth

and chucked it in the sea.

And I said, "if I see that
again, you're all off the boat."

because if authorities come
and find drugs, it's a big deal.

All right, where are your bags?

- So this one's mine and

then that bag over
there is mine.

- Okay, I'm gonna
just start looking through.

Is there anyone you
don't want me to find?

- No, bro, whatever
you wanna pull out.

- Mm-hmm.

- Just looks like tylenol.

What's in here?

- Gold bond powder.

- It's just so uncomfortable.

- Everything will be okay.

- I hope so.
It's crazy.

- I didn't find anything.

- I don't have anything to hide.
- I apologize to you.

- It's all good.

- I'm still a bit concerned
that... Of what they saw.

- I don't know what to tell you.
- Okay.

All right, thank you very much.

I get a little disappointed
that I don't find anything.

But I send a message
that if they still

have any left on board,
that they'll get rid of it.

- We don't know.

- You okay?

- It's so hard to get up on.

- I... I don't even wanna
be on the boat anymore.

- So literally they just, like,
searched through all his stuff.

- What'd they find?
- Nothing.

- Let's just keep them drinking.
- Okay.

- You know, I had
an observation of something,

and then I feel
an obligation to tell glenn.

But I certainly don't relish

ruining this charter
guest's vacation.

- Margaritas?
- Yes.

- This is for both of you.

- And pink straws, perfect.

- I just wanted
to come on this boat

and enjoy time with my friends--
- sorry.

- --And not be stressed out.

- We wanted to go out
on a high note,

and we'll probably go out
on an awkward note at best.

- Just in case you wanted a
little bubbles to indulge.

- Aw, you're sweet, thank you.

- This whole situation
literally shook me up

so much I didn't even, like,
have a--

- that's why I brought some ice.
- Thank you.

- Without finding anything
and him denying it,

there's not much I can do.
- I know.

This just, like, really puts
a damper on the last charter.

- How you doing?
- Very good.

- Just so you know, I talked
to the guest in question,

and I searched the cabin.
I didn't find anything.

So, at this stage, we're
just gonna leave it at that.

- How's it going out there?

- Breathe it in, breathe it out.

And then look at
where you are.

- I'm probably getting her
fired up, so I need to stop.

I'm just gonna be quiet.

- Yeah, I kinda just wanna
relax and enjoy...

- Okay.
- ...Our day.

- Jenna, jenna, glenn.

- Go ahead, glenn.

- What time are you
guys starting lunch?

- In about 10 minutes.

- Okay, copy that.

- The guests are pissed,

the crew morale is
in the dumps.

We have busted our
ass all season long.

It would suck if the
last charter of the season's

the one that goes sour.
I gotta kill it.

- Hello?

- Hey, john, it's glenn.
We're anchored in avlaki bay.

Are those two lasers ready?

- Yeah, we just have
to put up the sails.

- Perfect.

Deck, deck, deck, can you go
off to get the two lasers?

- Copy that.
I'm gonna go grab the sailboats.

- Okay.

- Do you guys wanna make your
way to the table for lunch?

- Y'all, I'm actually hungry.

- Yum.

- There we go.

- How we doing, everyone?
Got another spread for you.

The ceviche was locally caught.

This is macadamia nut-crusted
bass, carnitas here.

- Excellent, another feast.
- Cool.

- Yes.
- Thanks, adam.

- Let me know if you guys
need anything.

- All right, will do.
Thank you.

- We will, thank you.
- You want some of the ceviche?

- This is excellent.
- You're not eating?

- I'm really not that hungry.

- This is amazing food.

- Cheers, mate.
- One more meal!

- Yummy.

[ grunting painfully ]

- ciara, ciara, pag.

That's me coming back with
the two sailboats.

If you can give me a hand
when I get there.

- I'm full.
- Is it time for the regatta?

- The sailing starts
from 3:00 to 6:00.

And then coming back
for the greek party.

- Thank you.
- All right, let's go.

- Let's set up.

- Gonna give you this one first.

- I think it's made
to lace through the back.

- I think it is. I mean--
- yeah.

- But I think it looks
pretty like this.

- I do, too.
You're rocking it.

- You have good fashion sense.
- You're rocking it, girl.

- Thanks.

- That boat's ready.

- You wanna do, like,
a little drink called,

like, parsifal cup drink.
You can make something up.

- Okay.

This is an utter disaster.

Madison, what can you do
right now to appease the guests?

Get 'em drunk, get 'em fed,
get 'em off, get the tip.

[ makes cymbal noise ]

the parsifal cup cocktail.

- Thank you!
- Oh, my.

- Chambord,
some pineapple juice,

and a little bit of lemon.

- Sounds excellent, thank you.

- You're so welcome.

- How they doing up
on the foredeck?

- Really good,
they're really happy.

- Are they?
- Yeah.

- Let's get this
regatta started.

- Yeah!

- [bleep] this,
where's the captain at?

- Billy.

- Mm-hmm.

- I get you're doing your job...
- Mm-hmm.

- ...And it's a serious thing.
- Mm-hmm.

- But I'm pretty
----ing offended.

- Yeah, I'm really
sorry for that.

But we have a blanket,
zero tolerance policy.

- Yeah, I get that.

- Just because I didn't find it
doesn't mean it's not on board.

- I realize.

I was pretty ----ing drunk
last night, but that was it.

My ----ing luxury yacht
vacation

is just ----ing
pretty much ruined.

- I was drunk last night,
and that was it.

Nothing's here,
nothing ever was.

I don't even know what to do
anymore, I'm so offended.

- Charter seasons are defined
by the way they end.

If we implode this close
to the finish line,

that's how we'll always
remember this season,

so I wanna avoid that.

I have to do what I have to do.

- Un----ing-real.

- [ clears throat ]

- billy, would you
like something to drink,

you want another water?
- No, I'm good.

- Ciara, paget, byron,
can you come

and see me in the
wheelhouse, please?

- Yeah, copy, I'll be
there in one minute.

- Copy.

- I wanna talk about
this regatta.

The chance of us having success
is gonna be

big smiles and happy faces.

We gotta upsell it.

Now, I think it's an opportunity
for us to finish on a high note.

- Cool, let's do it.

- All right, this is the course.
So, start is here.

There's gonna be a fender that
we're gonna anchor in this area.

We're just gonna go
around the fender

and finish anywhere
on this line.

- All right, well,
shall we go blow up the fender?

- Yeah, let's get that started.

- Have you ever seen the girls
wet swiffer this?

- I clean it.

- It's on their daily tasks.
I need to know.

- No, I've never seen it.
- Okay.

I love doing this.

- Please, god.

- Yo.
- Yo.

- When was the last time you
wet swiffered this?

[ sighs ]

I don't think I have,
other than this.

- So that's on your to-do.
Twice a day, every day.

- Gotcha.

- "I don't think I've
ever done it."

[ laughs ]

- okay, you can roll...
Get ready to do the start.

- Copy that.

- Course all set?
- Almost, almost.

Once everything's set,
we start here, go up there,

around the fender,
and then straight down

on this side of
the boat to finish.

We got two boats.
Who's gonna be racing?

- Right here, right here.

- You're going with paget,
billy's going with byron.

So whenever you wanna jump in,
you get to go.

All crew, all crew, come up
and let's watch the race.

- All right, if you want
to jump in on this side.

You'll need to keep your
weight fairly close

to the center at the moment.

- I love racing these.

I spent my childhood capsizing
and racing friends.

To see the guys out on
the lasers is heartbreaking.

I wanna be out there.

- There you go.
- Perfect.

- You're welcome to
watch from up here,

or if you like we can put
you in the committee boat.

- Let's do it.

- Of course I get stuck with the
guy we just searched for drugs.

I just hope and
pray that I don't

piss this guy off any more.

- This is really awesome.

What do you think?
- They ready?

- Okay, cool.

[ ship's horn blares ]

- yeah!

- So he's first to start.

- That was really good timing
on his part, eh?

- Okay, and we have byron
and billy, across the line.

- I don't know.
- Come on, pag.

- Paget, paget, you guys can
start whenever you like.

[ laughs ]

- there they go.

- Woo!

- Hey!

- Come on, guys, come on.
- You got it!

- And byron is coming
around the mark.

- Ooh--
- [ all ] oh!

- Oh!
- Yes!

- You okay?
- Yeah.

- Team paget, that's your big
chance, that's your big chance.

- Oh, byron has nearly got
the boat back up.

Oh, look at that,
they're around the mark.

- We're good!

- Oh, they're passing.

[ shouting ]

[ ship's horn blares ]

- yeah!

- Cheers to living
our best lives.

- Woo!
- Watch out!

- I wanna punch paget.

- Oh!
[ laughter ]

- woo!

- That was a really
good race, huh?

- That was fun!

- Good race, good race.
- That was amazing.

- Woohoo!

- You guys have some
more champagne for them?

- Yeppers.
- Absolutely!

- Perfect.
- Champagne for everyone.

- That was a lot of fun,
though, I have to say.

- Good!

- I'm gonna go shower
and get ready.

- Ooh, man.

- Georgia, do you wanna
help me do the table?

- Yeah.

- After all the awkwardness
this morning,

the guest vibe is getting
better and better.

At this point,
it's all about the food.

There's no room
for any mistakes whatsoever.

- Okay.

- You're really good
at your sand art.

- How you doing?
- Resting a little bit.

- How does your back feel?

- Yeah, I need
to rest a little bit.

- Okay, go rest.

- Good race out there, champ.

- Oh, nice.

- We're ready for a party.
- Pretty sunset.

- It's ciara's
birthday tomorrow, byron.

- Is it?

- What did you get her?

- A leatherman?

- You got her a leatherman?
- Yeah.

Don't look at me like that,
like I'm a piece of sh--.

- Who buys a leatherman
for their girlfriend?

- It's just... It's one
of her presents.

- What else have you got her?

- Well, nothing yet.

[ laughs ]

- okay, and they're just
moving towards the table.

- Nice.

- Look how pretty they
made the table, guys.

They did such a good job.

- Are you excited for your
birthday tomorrow?

- Thank you.
Your stuff's coming tomorrow.

It's in the postage.

- What?

As much as my feelings
for paget have increased,

the closer we get to
the end of everything,

I feel like I have
to say something.

Oh, god, I don't know.

- Tobes?

Oh, he's the only man
in my life.

- I'm sure it is.

It's almost over, thank god.

I'm looking forward
to some much-needed time

away from this crew.

- Dinner's just about
to be served.

- Is it plated, or--

- it's gonna be all spread out,

because it's just
this huge greek buffet.

- Love it.
- Okay.

- Hey, guess what?
- What?

- It's our last turndown.

[ singing ]

- madison, madison,
if you wanna come down

to the galley right now, please.

- Copy, on my way.

- We can start going?
- Yeah.

- Okay.

- Oh, awesome.
Oh, perfect.

- Thank you.
- Here it is, guys.

- Yay!
- It's here, yay!

- Wow.
- One more run, there it is.

- Oh, my gosh, so much.

- Over here we have
a chickpea salad.

Lamb chops,
braised lobster tails,

lobster salad with yoghurt.

- Thank you.
- Wow.

- Thank you.
- All right, have fun.

- Awesome, thank you.
- Whoa, where do we start?

- Last meal of the season

- the lamb is excellent.

- I can't get enough lobster.

I think the lobster is
just my favorite thing.

- The lamb and lobster
is phenomenal.

- You guys...
- The tail is amazing.

- You wanna hit the floors

and I'll get started
in the other room?

- I thought you'd never ask.

- You know, the only thing that
could make this day better

is if they found someone
to rub my feet.

[ laughing ]

- looks like we're
gonna leave here

around between 10:00 and 10:30.

- Correct me if I'm wrong
with speaking for everyone...

I think we're done with
the food, right?

- Yeah.
- Yes.

- Perfect.
- Okay.

- We're tired and
ready to be done.

- We're trying to do
everything we can

to just make this
a better circumstance,

but I don't know
if it'll be enough.

[ sighs ]

it's not a good way to go out.

- Bye-bye.

- [ sighs ]

- coming up...

- How do you guys think
this season went?

- Mm.

- I know that we joke a
lot on the boat.

I don't personally mind it,
because...

- Good morning.
- Happy birthday, ciara.

- Thank you.

- Morning, all.
- Oh, hi.

- Hi! I'm glenn.
- Jenna, nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you.

This morning,
my expectation for the crew

is don't let us down now.

I mean, we're... We can see
the finish line.

You don't wanna run 25 miles

and stumble in the 26th mile.

Let's just keep it going and
do our best and get there.

- When do we start with...
- Umm...

Breakfast is gonna be ready.
- Okay.

- And then departure's
around 12:00.

- Oh, we have to leave?

- Mm-hmm. I know.

- Good morning.

- Adam, adam,
we can go on breakfast.

- It's the last day
of the season, mate.

- Thank god.
- That looks really good.

- I'm trying something new.

- Mm, the avocado toast again?

- Yeah, dive in.

- Sweet potato hash browns!

- This is yummy.

I think I'm gonna keep
to the croissant

for my carbs today, though.

[ crunching ] mm!

- All crew, all crew,
let's start picking up.

- If you wanna go help pack now.
- Okay.

- I would charter
this boat again.

- Right.

- If the crew would
have been subpar,

it would have been
a horrible experience.

- Oh, for sure.
- Seriously.

- Glenn, glenn, pag.

Transom is being lifted
and tender is on a short tow.

- Excellent, thanks, mate.

- All right, we are underway.

- Ugh, I'm gonna get on
that airplane so drunk...

- I'm gonna cry.

- The thing is,
we're all leaving.

- Yeah, but, like
[bleep] everyone else.

- I mean, like, if jenna cries,

it'll probably be because
I threw a rock at her first.

- Oh, wow, this is actually
all gonna fit very nicely.

- Are we there yet?
- Yeah.

- Dude, can you believe it?

- Final drop off.
- Oh, it's crazy.

- [bleep] me.

- At this point, chris and I
are like old men,

walking around, limping around.

We're just trying
to get on with it.

[ grunting ]

this boat right now is
carrying more dead weight

than byron's bad jokes.

- [ grunting ]
- you got another leg, right?

- [ sighs ]

- I think you can
let go port now.

- Okay, glenn,
we're gonna have to come

a little bit more to port,
please.

That's now 40.

We're getting blown down
to starboard a little bit.

We wanna try and kick
the stern up more to port.

Twenty, glenn, 20.

Throw it.

Okay, glenn, your port
line's going across now.

Tie it off now.

- [ grunting ]
- okay, that's looking good.

The stern now, two and a half
meters, two and a half meters.

- Okay, I'm shutting
down the main engine.

- Whew.
- Finito.

- Okay.

- All crew, all crew,
can we get everyone

out on the aft deck

to say goodbye to
the guests, thank you.

- Thank you.

- Great time.

- Have to give you a big hug.

- It was so nice
having you guys.

- It was so wonderful.
- You guys were a lot of fun.

- Thank you so much for being
the best captain.

We're gonna miss all of you!
- Yeah.

- And this is for you guys.

- Oh, thank you very much.
- You're welcome.

- Well, that's very...
That's very kind of you.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

- Our pleasure, of course.
- Thank you.

- Thank you so much.
- All right, thanks.

- Thank you!
- Run, glenn, run!

[ ship's horn blares ]

- all the crew, they're
really just so happy to be,

like, wow, we did it.

- That's a wrap!

[ cheering ]

- woo, woo!

- Hey we did a season
together in the same department.

- If we can do what we've just
done, then the sky is the limit.

- Okay, so our game plan
is to have the boat fresh

and ready for whatever
she does next.

- Ooh... I'm done.

- All right, fine, let the
real man show you how's done.

- Are you excited?
- Yes.

- Mm, happy.
- Done, done.

- Mm, mm, mm. Mm, mm, mm.
- Mm, mm, mm.

- We just made it through
one of the most hectic charters

in this whole, entire season.

- Can you shove over?

- Oh, could not be
happier right now.

- How do you guys think
the season went?

- Mm, I've never really worked
on, like, a big crew before.

- Yeah.

- Not that this is big, but...

I don't know, what
do you think, jenna?

- I thought overall
it was pretty good.

Some things pushed me
over the edge

a little bit more than
usual, I guess.

- Oh, my god.

- I know that we joke around
a lot on the boat as well,

and when we're
all joking around,

there's maybe nothing
stopping that.

I don't personally mind it,
because...

- You're the one
doing the bullying?

- [ scoffs ] you think
I don't get ----ing bullied?

- I've made it this far.

- I don't personally
mind it, because...

- You're the one doing
the bullying?

- [ scoffs ] you think I
don't get ----ing bullied?

- You and adam have made, like,

a lot of jokes at
everyone's expense,

talking about people
in the galley,

and then as soon as we come in,
you, like, you undermine them

because you guys have
personal jokes and stuff.

- Like, I was, like, scared
to go in the galley

sometimes by myself if, like,
another person wasn't in there.

- To be honest, like, that's
my frustration coming out.

Because a lot of times,
I did feel like

there were a lot of
stupid questions.

And adam's the person that
I would vent to about it.

Because they don't believe that
they're familiar in the field

is 100 percent justified.

I don't think there's been
a single day when I haven't,

like, done my absolute best.

- And I don't
disagree with that.

- We're done, we made it,

let's go have
one more good night.

- Whew.

Where's jenna?
- Hi.

- I guess that
I can be very mean,

and they felt
afraid of me at times.

- Dude!

- I was dying.

- I never want anyone to feel
the way that jenna made me feel.

It's how you treat people,
it's how you talk to people,

it's how you manage a team.

Taking all of that, I think,

has just opened my eyes to how
I think things should be run.

If jenna can be a chief stew,

I know I definitely
can ----ing do it.

Let's go.

- Ooh!

- Ow.
- Sorry.

- When I started,
it was very cutthroat.

- You and I are the old
salty dogs from yachting.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- It was a totally
different time...

- Yeah.
- ...To what it is now.

Yachting is a lot softer
than it used to be.

There definitely needs to be a
level of respect for each other.

But with the younger ones,

they just need to wind their
head in a little bit and listen.

- Just run away.
Go and live in monaco.

- Oh, dude! Lunch!

Is this a burger
of some sort?

[ coughing ]

- what's that?
- Happy birthday.

- You got me a gift!
- Of course I did.

- What is it?
- Open it up.

- Ha! Yes!

- What is it?
- It's a leatherman.

- Yay!
- Oh, how romantic.

[ laughs ]

sexy.

- Oh, my god, this is
the good one... Wow.

I love practical birthday gifts.

[ laughs ]

- you're now officially
part of the deck team.

- Well, thank you so much.
- It's a great present, eh?

- When you don't know how to
use any other tools,

the leatherman's the job for it.

- ♪ happy birthday to you ♪

♪ happy birthday to you ♪
- oh [bleep]!

- Go, go, go!
- Go, go, go!

- ♪ happy birthday, dear ciara ♪

♪ happy birthday to you ♪

[ cheering, clapping ]

- all crew, all crew,
can I get everybody

in the saloon for a
charter debrief, please?

- Copy, copy.

- We got through the
final charter.

It was definitely
a challenging charter.

We had a little situation,

but it seemed like we still
finished on a really high note.

They left us $15,000.
That's 1,660.

- Hey!
- Each!

- Wow, that's not bad.
- Okay.

- Not bad at all.

- I am shocked at
how big this tip is.

I feel such a sense of relief.

- Regarding the totals
for this season,

each of us is walking away with
more than $16,000 in our pocket.

- Woo-ee!

- As a team, we earned $143,000.

- Wow.
[bleep]

- that's a testament of how well
we work together as a team.

- Thank you, glenn.
- Thank you, glenn.

- I have a little surprise.

We're going to a beach bar

and have our final night
out together.

- Yeah!
- Are you coming?

- Of course, of course.
- Yes.

- Yes! Thank god.
- Of course I'm coming.

Let's get as much done
as we can tonight.

- Let's go do it.

- What is everybody doing?
Let's go.

- We're trying to pick
which champagne we want.

- No!

- Serious road tripping to do.
- Mm-hmm.

- This season, jenna and I
have had incredible times,

we've had some emotional times,

but at this point
she's the closest anyone

in my life has gotten to me

being willing to say
"I love you."

- yeah, show me
where we're going.

- Take this coast road...

I don't give away
my heart easily.

It's hard to believe sometimes.

- [bleep]

I can't ignore my feelings
for paget anymore.

I've had this weighing on me
for a while,

but I also feel like
I have to tell ciara,

because she's gonna
find out eventually.

Having to admit to one of
your friends that you've

got feelings that are disloyal
to them is just terrifying.

What are you doing?

- Emptying the hoses.

- Want help?

- Yeah, if you could
start coiling, clockwise.

- It just keeps getting
so knotted and twisted,

it's pissing me off.

[ laughs ]

- yeah, it's a great birthday
so far, isn't it?

- Oh, it's amazing.

- Ciara?
- Yes?

- I kinda have to tell you
something before I go.

- What, what's up?

- I wasn't really planning
on talking about this, but...

- Ciara, before I go...

- What's up?

- I admit to having a bit
of a thing for pag.

- Yeah, I already knew that.
That's not a surprise.

Super awkward.

- I just kinda wanted
to say it to you,

that I haven't ever
planned on doing anything.

I've never wanted to, like,
cross any lines or anything.

So I just wanted you to know.

I'm sorry.

- I'm just gonna let
my silence speak for itself.

- I just felt guilty, really.
- You're fine.

- It's humiliating for me
to open up like this,

and for her to say,
"yeah, I know,

but I've never
considered you a threat."

it's very much twisting
the ----ing knife.

- Now is when I jump in.

- [ shouting ]
ah!

[ laughs ]
- shut up!

[ laughs ]

- I think I'm gonna turn my
radio off for the final time.

- Hey, you.

- Hey... Um...

- Yeah?

- ...I had a conversation
with georgia.

About you.

Georgia just
basically apologized and said,

like, "I admit to having
a thing for paget."

I just still want us to be
friends."

like...

Mm.

- I don't know.

- [ stammering ]
it doesn't matter.

[ laughs ]

- well, if it's any consolation,
I really fancy you.

- I would hope so.

- Okay, let's go and get ready.

- What are you gonna wear?

- I don't know,
let me see what I got.

I don't have much.
- Oh, you can't wear that.

- You don't like that?

- I think my grandma
had that tablecloth.

- Gravity!

- Yes, byron!

- Let's rock and roll.
- Ready for the last supper?

- I'm so glad you could be
here for my birthday.

- Come on in.

- Come on, chris, darling.

[ cork pops ]

[ cheering ]

- come on, madison.

Oh, it's so pretty here.

- Welcome to mikronisi.

Take a seat anywhere you like.

- Thank you.
- Okay.

- Wow, this place is amazing.

- It's a nice setting, isn't it?

- There you go.

- Could I have the
hawaii, please?

- Yeah.

- I'm gonna try
that one for sure.

- Okay.

- Excuse me?
Please stop bringing that up.

- Just please stop.

- Oh, is it...
- It's not happening

- stop.
- Just stop.

- Point taken.

- Yeah, there we are. Good.

- Thank you very much.

- Okay, high point
of the season,

starting with chris.

- The first time
we got the sails up.

Once you get those sails up
and you get those engines off

and you're heeling over,

just the feeling of the sea,
the power of the wind.

- Pag? High point.

- Probably for me
was the regatta.

- Even though you lost.
- Even though you lost.

- Adam?
High point of the season.

- Getting to meet
this young lady.

- Yeah.
- The only correct answer.

- Answer wiser, mother----er.

- You guys blew me away
from the very beginning,

the people that I knew and
the people that I'd just met.

So I just wanna
say congratulations

on a great season.

- That was really, really nice.

- To that, I would say salud.
- Chin-chin.

- Yeah, chin-chin, cheers.

- At the beginning
of the season,

we had the core family
of the boat.

- Oh, byron!

- But wit new crewmembers
coming in,

they've quickly
become like family.

We don't always get along,

just like you don't get along
with all your siblings.

But overall, I think
we have a fantastic family.

Anyway, I'm outta here.
- Nice.

- You guys...
- Thank you, glenn.

- All right.
- Bright and early.

- My boob just came out.
- That's great.

That's great conversation,
thanks.

- I'm looking away.

- Well, guys, do you
think georgia's gonna miss

an opportunity
to play the guitar?

[ laughs ]

- as your number one fan, could
I have a request of a song?

- Yes.

- The one, um, I... It's been
in my head all day,

but now I can't ----ing
think of it.

- Just start playing, and
I'll see if it's the one.

[ playing guitar ]

- that's the one.
That's it, that's the one.

- ♪ and let's step away
for a minute ♪

♪ I need to tell you something ♪

- ♪ I need to tell you ♪

- [bleep] you, it's gonna be...
It's a really good song.

- ♪ more than I know ♪

♪ scared if you leave,
then my heart will explode ♪

- oh, god, oh, god.

If I never have
to hear this song again,

it would be way too soon.

♪ I need you to tell me
that you won't ♪

- ♪ won't break my heart ♪

♪ baby, I do ♪

[ cheering, laughter ]

- there you go, cheers.

- Woo!

- Does anybody wanna
dance at some point?

This is a dirty bass right now.
- It is.

- I'm liking a dirty bass.

- Anybody else? No?

- You sure you don't wanna come?
- Ugh, I just don't wanna dance.

[ club music, chatter ]

- ciara's totally, like,
a little girl smitten with him,

and I think he's just, like,
trying to...

As it was very apparent tonight
for me, for some reason.

- Boo!
- Ooh!

- There you are!

- They're, like...
- Yeah.

- Thank you.
I'm going to the bathroom.

- Where's, um, uh,
what's-her-face?

Uh, georgia?
- Yeah?

- Well, I really wanna
tell you that, um...

- Uh, georgia?
- Yeah?

- Well, I really wanna
tell you that, um...

- Yeah?

- Uh... Nothing.

- Tell us more.
Make my night.

[ laughs ]

- forget about it.

- Yeah? Yeah?

[bleep]

- do you love me?

- Of course I do.

- Are you happy
with my birthday?

- I... I'm happy if you're
happy with your birthday.

[ laughs ]

let's go.

- After this song.

- No, let's go.

- Well, let's go, guys.

Let's get into the ----ing van.

- I can wait 24 hours.

- Good morning, kids,
how we doing?

- My head is killing me.

- Uh, I bet.

- So many good clothes
I never got to wear.

This season's been great,
apart from destroying my back.

Well...

- Look after your back, chris.
- Oh, I will.

This injury has put a
stop on my career,

which is... It's scary for me.

I don't know
what's gonna happen.

- Come here, you big, hairy man.

I'm gonna head back to
the uk, see a specialist,

get my back sorted,
and hopefully

come back better and stronger.

- All right, time to go.

- All finished, bud?
- All finished.

Dude.

- I don't shake hands,
come here.

- The crew this season
have been great.

They're mostly capable.

Thanks for a great season.
- You too, byron.

- And I'll never pass up an
opportunity to work with glenn.

- All right, man, good,
thanks for everything.

- Thank you.

- I really, really
appreciate it.

- We've made some great tips,

but I just can't wait
to get ashore

and be with my wife
and daughter.

- Here's daddy, look.
Hi!

- Hello, my love.

Hi. Hello, my darling.
You're all pretty.

Hi, you're so pretty.

- How the [bleep] did I get
everything in one suitcase?

I've learned that
I think I'm more sensitive

than I thought I was going in.

Peace out, girl scouts.

- Is this it?
- This is it, man.

I take things too personally,
and I shouldn't.

I think we've come a long way
since the beginning.

- We've come a long way.
-[bleep], man.

It's been a ride.

You're coming with me, honey.

- Been waiting to hear
that all season.

- Ha ha!

I'm gonna miss
georgia the most,

because I feel like
I found a sister.

I know that it's someone
that I'm going to have

in my life for
the rest of my life.

This sucks.
[bleep] this.

I'm over it!

[ grunting ]

- oh, good, just the man
I was looking for.

Don't you want to follow me
to the fly bridge?

- Yeah, I'll follow...
Yeah, I'll follow you.

- Yeah?

Over the season, paget and
I formed

a really great, strange,
scary connection.

I don't know if I'm crazy,

but I just feel like I
have to put it out there,

because I never will
get a chance again.

Even if it's at the expense
of my own ----ing dignity.

- Oh, is this your goodbye?
Is this your official goodbye?

- Yeah, this is officially it.

I was gonna say goodbye
to the people

that I cared about, like,
in, like, letters.

- That's sweet, though.

- So it's generally
just saying, like,

I'm very glad to have met you.

I haven't really felt
like anyone's gotten me

the way that you do, like,
in a while, and, um...

- Um, it's just nice to know

that there's someone out
there that does get me,

because usually
I just feel like no one

will think my terrible
jokes are funny.

And you've mean a lot more
to me than I think you realize.

- I have to say this...

Ciara did tell me that
at some point in the season

you might have had
some feelings...

- Well...
- ...For me, or...

I just wanna let you know
that it obviously

is very difficult for me
to... In this life,

I can never have,
obviously, acted on that.

- Yeah.

- I feel pretty guilty,
because there's someone

in front of me who, under
all the humor and the jokes,

there's a really
sensitive person there.

And she's just looking
for somebody

who's gonna treat her
the way she should be.

If I knew when I was
younger that when I got

to this stage of my life
that girls like you

would have liked me,
I'd have been, like, well,

this life is gonna be easy, so.

[ laughs ]

she's talented, funny,
she's good-looking.

I mean, she's...

She's available, to anybody.

[ laughs ]

but treat her well, please.

Otherwise, I'll talk to you.

It's really sad to see her go.

[ sighs ]

- the kicks.

- Georgia, are you out?

- I... I'm out.

- I know it's been complicated.

I said the same thing
to madison, but...

- It's the nature of
the beast, I think.

- It is, and I think you've
handled it pretty well, too.

- Thank you.

When I started yacht
as a sole stew,

I thought having team members
to rely on was gonna be better.

But it's actually

three times as complicated,
I'm just saying.

- Bye.
- Good luck.

- Bye.

- Stay safe.

- It's nice finding other
hardcore bitches such as myself.

[ laughter ]

- love you.
- Bye.

- See you, georgia.
- I'm gonna miss you.

[bleep] me.
[bleep] georgia.

- So you're not even gonna
attempt to carry any of it?

- No, I'm not.
Welcome to our life now.

- Okay, paget and ciara,
can we say bye?

I found love
in a hopeless place.

I mean, like, how could
I not love this season?

I found adam.

- It was a great season.

- Absolutely, and honestly,
you're a great captain.

I've had my fair share,
and you're one of the few

that I would absolutely
come back and work for.

I feel like I really
grew as a human,

and I learned
that to be vulnerable

may not actually kill me.

- Good hanging out.
- Adios.

- All right, all the best, huh?
- Bye.

- You about ready to go
on a little road trip?

- Yeah.

- So...
- Just us again.

- Just us again, yeah.
- The three musketeers.

- Yeah.
Thanks for a great season.

- Thank you.

- So glad you guys
especially were here,

and especially thank you
for you coming out on deck.

And I'm really glad
that it worked out,

that you really enjoyed it.

- I'm actually really grateful
that you pushed me to do that.

I've realized
that I'm more capable

than I give myself credit for.

[ grunting ]

- being shoved out
of my comfort zone

has been really good for me.

- You did a great job
stepping up to the plate

and making it happen.

- Should we start
putting the boat to bed?

- Yeah, let's do it.
- Yeah.

- Let's go.
- Good. Thanks, huh?

- Thank you.

- How good is this?

- Look at that view, huh?

- I know what I'll be doing.

Whoa!
- Holy sh-- balls!

What time does
the primary wanna eat?

- I've got you some kindling.
- You are so helpful.

- I can light a fire.
Want me to?

- No.

- Yeah.

[ echoing crow caw ]