Below Deck Mediterranean (2016–…): Season 2, Episode 15 - Reunion - full transcript

Bugsy and Hannah come face-to-face for the first time since charter and Wes, Malia and Adam discuss THAT love triangle and the penthouse in Santorini.

♪♪♪

- TONIGHT,
ON THE "BELOW DECK:
MEDITERRANEAN"

SEASON TWO REUNION...

- I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID
TO EITHER OF YOU GUYS

TO DESERVE THIS BACKSTAB.

- IT'S YOUR BEHAVIOR.
OWN IT.

- I THINK I KNOW
WHAT I DID,

AND I'M NOT GONNA LIE
ABOUT IT, TO BE HONEST.

- ADAM AND I HAVE
NEVER HAD SEX.

WE HAVEN'T.
- HOW DO YOU CLASSIFY SEX?

- WHO ARE YOU?



BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT THE PERSON
THAT I SAW EVERY MORNING.

- I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE MAYBE
A LITTLE MORE HURT

THAN YOU'RE LETTING ON.

WHAT'S THE STATUS OF
YOUR RELATIONSHIP?

ARE YOU STILL TOGETHER?

- UM--
- DON'T LIE TO DADDY, OKAY?

I'M GONNA FIND OUT.

SO, DROP AN ANCHOR.

THE "BELOW DECK: MED"
REUNION STARTS NOW.

♪ ANDY COHEN'S GOT THE 411
KING KING OF MIDNIGHT FUN ♪

♪ MIDNIGHT MC AC
LATE NIGHT ON BRAVO TV ♪

HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME TO
THE "BELOW DECK: MEDITERRANEAN"

SEASON TWO REUNION.

I'M ANDY COHEN,
IN THE BRAVO CLUBHOUSE,



WITH THE CREW OF
THE LUXURY YACHT, "SIROCCO."

I WAS TOLD WE WOULD ALL BE
WEARING OUR WHITES.

- I DON'T KNOW.
[laughing]

- BUT YOU GUYS
DIDN'T GET THE MEMO.

HEY, CAPTAIN SANDY.
- HEY, HOW ARE YOU, ANDY?

- GOOD.
YOU LOOK GORGEOUS.

- THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
- HI, LAUREN.

- HI, ANDY.
- GOOD TO SEE YOU.

HELLO, THERE, CHEF.
- PLEASURE TO MEET YOU.

- NO ONIONS.

[laughing]
YOU HEAR ME?

- SAW THAT COMIN'.

- YEAH. HI, HANNAH.
- HI, ANDY.

HOW ARE YOU GOING?
- GREAT.

- GOOD.

- EVERYTHING SHIPSHAPE
HERE TODAY?

- AS ALWAYS.
- GOOD.

UH, HEY, WES.
- HEY, HOW ARE YOU DOING, ANDY?

GOOD TO MEET YOU.
- NICE TO MEET YOU.

- YEAH.

- WHERE THERE IS WES,
THERE IS MALIA.

HI, MALIA.

[laughing]
- HI, ANDY.

- NICE TO SEE YOU.

- HEY, BUGSY.
- HI, ANDY.

HOW IS IT GOING?
- EVERYTHING'S GREAT.

- AWESOME.
GOOD TO SEE YOU.

IS YOUR HAIR A LITTLE
DARKER THAN THE LAST TIME?

- IT IS A LITTLE--
- YES.

- A LOT DARKER, ACTUALLY.

[laughing]
- OH, OKAY, LOOKS GREAT.

- THANK YOU.

- HEY, BOBBY.
- HOW ARE YOU?

- I'M GREAT. HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD SEEING YOU, AGAIN.

- ABS IN GOOD SHAPE?
- THEY'RE GETTIN' THERE.

- VERY GOOD.
[laughing]

- HEY, MAX.
- HOW ARE WE?

YOU ALL RIGHT?
- WE ARE GREAT.

- GOOD.

- I'M SO GLAD THAT
YOU'RE ALL HERE.

I HAVE A BOATLOAD
OF QUESTIONS FOR YOU,

SO WE'RE GONNA
DIVE RIGHT IN.

FIRST OF ALL,
PEOPLE ARE SUPER EXCITED
FOR THIS REUNION SHOW,

THAT IT'S HAPPENING RIGHT HERE,
IN OUR CLUBHOUSE.

WHO IS STILL IN TOUCH
AND FRIENDS?

ARE ANY OF YOU WORKING
TOGETHER NOW OR--

- WES AND I WERE WORKING
TOGETHER RECENTLY.

- YEAH, AFTER "SIROCCO,"
I WENT BACK TO MY OLD BOAT.

I ONLY HAD SEVEN HOURS,
PRETTY MUCH, AFTER FILMING.

STRAIGHT BACK TO WORK.

AND A COUPLE MONTHS LATER,
BUGS JOINED IN AS CHIEF

STEW OF MY BOAT FOR---
- NICE.

- SO, IT WAS REALLY COOL, AGAIN,
TO WORK WITH HER, AGAIN.

- YEAH, IT WAS AWESOME
TO WORK TOGETHER.

- YEAH.
- VERY COOL.

- YEAH.
- ANYONE ELSE WORKING
TOGETHER OR--

- BOBS AND I DID A QUICK
LITTLE STINT DOWN IN L.A.

- YEAH.
- YEAH.

- WE-WE WORKED
A COUPLE TIMES TOGETHER.

I'M TRYING TO GET
THIS ONE A JOB.

HOPEFULLY, THIS GUY.

- HANNAH, KAITLYN
FROM ITHACA WANTS TO KNOW,

IF YOU COULD BUILD
YOUR PERFECT INTERIOR CREW

FROM ALL SEASONS OF "BELOW DECK"
AND "BELOW DECK MED,"

WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE?"

- CAN I HAVE MORE THAN
TWO STEWS?

- DO THREE.

- OKAY, SO, IT WOULD
BE MYSELF, JULIA,

TIFFANY, AND LAUREN.

- WOW, VERY NICE.
- YEAH.

- OKAY, SOME PEOPLE
OFF THE LIST.

IT'S FINE.

[laughing]

- WELL, ON THE "SIROCCO,"
MOST OF THE CREW AGREED

THAT CAPTAIN SANDY
IS A REAL BADASS,

BUT HANNAH SEEMED TO THINK
HER MANAGEMENT STYLE

WAS A PAIN IN THE ASS.
TAKE A LOOK.

- ARE YOU THE FIRST MATE?

- NO, I'M THE CAPTAIN.

BEING A CHARTER CAPTAIN,
I HAVE A LOTTA RULES.

I'M NOT A MICROMANAGER.

THROW ALL THIS SH-- AWAY,
FOLD THOSE TOWELS UP,

AND GIVE ME
THAT TRASH CAN.

- I'M FAR MORE PRODUCTIVE
WHEN CAPTAINS

JUST BACK OFF
AND LET ME DO MY JOB.

I JUST PREFER TO PUT IT
AWAY, LIKE, PROPERLY.

- THAT'S NOT GONNA
BE THE CASE.

THIS IS THE MOST GREEN CREW
I'VE EVER HAD.

GO FORWARD.
GO REVERSE.

- BUT, LIKE,
WE'RE ON CHARTER.

THAT'S NOT THE TIME
TO BE TRAINING PEOPLE.

- WOULD YOU CHANGE?

SHE'S IN A WORLD
WHERE I AM IN CHARGE,

AND SHE ISN'T.

YOU NEED TO LISTEN
TO YOUR COACH.

- ALL RIGHT.

UM, ABBY C. FROM PORTLAND
WANTS TO KNOW,

UH, "SANDY, HOW DID IT FEEL
WHEN ADAM THOUGHT

"YOU WERE THE CHIEF STEW?"

DOES THAT KIND OF THING
HAPPEN TO YOU A LOT?

- OH, MY GOD, UH, YOU KNOW,
IT DOES, BUT I DON'T--

I'M NOT AFFECTED
BECAUSE I LIKE THE SURPRISE.

- UM, BUGSY, LAUREN, AND WES,
UH, ZACH L. FROM

PHOENIX WANTS TO KNOW,
"WE SAW HANNAH WAS FRUSTRATED

"BY CAPTAIN SANDY'S BEHAVIOR.

"DID YOU GUYS FEEL
SHE WAS MICROMANAGING YOU?"

WES, DID YOU?

- HONESTLY, FROM THE GET GO,
I THINK, UM, CAPTAIN SANDY

WAS TRYING TO SET A STANDARD,
AND SHE WANTS TO MAKE SURE

THAT YOU KNOW
WHAT SHE WOULD LIKE

AND HOW IT'S MEANT
TO BE RUN.

NOW, ONCE YOU LEARN
THESE THINGS,

THEN SHE KINDA STEPPED BACK
AND HAD US GO FOR IT.

SO, SHE WAS JUST TRYING
TO MAKE SURE THE BOAT

WAS BEING RUN IN THE WAY
SHE LIKED IT AND UNDERSTOOD.

- WELL, THE FIRST
BIG FIGHT ON THE VESSEL

CAME WHEN BOBBY'S
ATTEMPT AT GETTING WOMEN

TO BOARD HIS VESSEL SANK.

[laughing]
THANKS TO HANNAH. WATCH.

- I GET REALLY NERVOUS
WHEN HANNAH IS AROUND

GIRLS THAT I LIKE BECAUSE
SHE HAS A REPUTATION

OF WEASELING IN.

WHAT WAS HANNAH
TELLING YOU, THEN?

YOU F---ING
COCK BLOCK ME.

YOU F---ING
THROW ME UNDER THE BUS.

YOU DID IT WITH LAUREN.

HANNAH TALKED SH-- ABOUT ME
TO HER AT A PARTY IN NEW YORK.

- I CAN'T REMEMBER YOU SAYING
BAD THINGS ABOUT HIM.

- WHO'S LYING?
- I'LL BE THE LIAR.

- YOU'RE SAYING THAT SHE--
YOU-YOU NEED TO STAY--

- BOBBY, WE WERE DRINKING.
I DON'T REMEMBER.

- THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT.
WHY DON'T GO F--- BEN?

I TOOK LAUREN AS MY DATE TO
AN EVENT IN FORT LAUDERDALE.

THE NEXT THING I KNOW,

LAUREN IS LEAVING
WITH CHEF BEN.

SHE F---ING SCREWED ME OVER--
PLAYIN' ME WITH BEN.

- ALL RIGHT,
GOT A LOTTA QUESTIONS.

WANNA JAM THROUGH 'EM.

LAUREN, UH, WE GOT
AN EMAIL FROM BRIAN F.

FROM ROSWELL, GEORGIA.

"WHY DIDN'T YOU HAVE
BOBBY'S BACK AGAINST HANNAH?

"DO YOU REALLY NOT REMEMBER
WHAT HANNAH SAID TO YOU?"

- UM, I DON'T REMEMBER
WORD FOR WORD, AS I SAID,

UM, ON CAMERA, BUT WHAT I
GATHERED FROM THE MESSAGE

WAS TO STAY AWAY FROM HIM
BECAUSE HE EMBARRASSED ME

THE NIGHT HE BROUGHT ME HERE
WITH TWO OTHER GIRLS.

THAT'S KIND
OF EMBARRASSING.

- HE BROUGHT YOU TO
"WATCH WHAT HAPPENS LIVE."

- YES, WITH TWO OTHER GIRLS.
- YES.

- SO, THREE GIRLS AND ME.
- AND ANOTHER GUY.

- I ACTUALLY THOUGHT I HAD
A CHANCE OF DATING HIM.

- AND-AND ANOTHER GUY.
- YOU DIDN'T, THOUGH.

THAT WAS HANNAH'S GUEST.
- NO.

- THAT WAS HANNAH'S GUEST,
AND YOU SAID, "HEY."

- NO.
- SHE GAVE YOU--

- WELL, HOLD ON.
- HE EVEN JUST PUT IT ON
TWITTER THE OTHER DAY.

- BOBBY, IF SHE THOUGHT
SHE HAD A CHANCE AT

MAYBE DATING YOU
OR SOMETHING HAPPENING,

SHE'S SAYING YOU ALSO
BROUGHT TWO OTHER GIRLS, SO--

- RIGHT, 'CAUSE I MADE THE--

I DID MAKE THE POST
ON INSTAGRAM

THAT I WANTED TO
GET FANS INVOLVED.

SO, I-I HAD SEATS,
AND ME AND HANNAH--

- WITH ALL DUE, I DON'T LOVE
YOU BRINGING STRANGE FANS

TO THE CLUBHOUSE.
[laughing]

THIS ISN'T, LIKE,
OH, SEND ME A D.M.,

AND I'LL TAKE YOU
THE CLUBHOUSE.

- SEND ME A P.M.

- TO BE FAIR, WE WENT ON
A DATE THE NIGHT BEFORE,

AND WE HIT IT OFF.
- OKAY.

- AND HE SAID, "ACTUALLY,
I WILL BRING YOU."

- OKAY, HANNAH, UM--
BUT YOU COULDA LEFT.

YOU COULD'VE WALKED AWAY.

- I ACTUALLY TRIED TO LEAVE,
AND YOU WERE LIKE,

"NO, PLEASE STAY.
I'M ACTUALLY INTO YOU,

"AND I DON'T CARE
ABOUT THESE GIRLS."

SO, I WAS LIKE, OKAY.
- RIGHT.

- I'LL GIVE YOU
THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT,

AND I STAYED.
- LAUREN, DID YOU--

- DID I PROVE IT RIGHT?

- LAUREN, DID YOU GO
TO A PARTY WITH, UH, BOBBY

AND GO HOME WITH BEN?

- OKAY, SO, ACTUALLY,
UH, AT THAT POINT--

AT THAT POINT--
[laughing]

HA-HA.
OKAY, AT THIS POINT--

I'LL SET THE STORY STRAIGHT
SINCE WE ALL BELIEVE

BOBBY AND-- EVEN THOUGH
HE'S FULL OF SH--.

- IN A NUTSHELL.

- YEAH, SO, BASICALLY, UM,
HE INVITED ME TO A WATCH PARTY,

AND HE SAID, "I'M GONNA BE
AROUND A BUNCH OF ALL--

"A BUNCH OF FANS.

"I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE
TO TALK TO YOU,

"BUT IF YOU WANNA COME--"

I CAME WITH THREE
OF MY FRIENDS.

HE DIDN'T EVEN SAY, "HI,"
TO ME WHEN I ARRIVED,

AND BEN CAME
RIGHT UP TO ME,

AND I-I DIDN'T THINK
I WAS THAT IMPORTANT.

YOU WERE REALLY BUSY WITH
YOUR FANS AT THE TIME.

SO-- AND DIDN'T
EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE ME

OR MY FRIENDS
WHEN WE ARRIVED.
- HALF OF THAT IS TRUE.

- SO, YOU-YOU WENT HOME
WITH BEN THAT NIGHT.

- YEAH, YEAH.
[laughing]

- YES, UM, CHRISTINE C.
FROM JACKSON, NEW JERSEY

SAID, "HOW DO YOU
FEEL NOW ABOUT

"BEN'S RELATIONSHIP
WITH EMILY?

"DO YOU THINK BEN WAS
PLAYING YOU?"

- UH, BEN WAS 100%
PLAYING ME, AS WAS HE.

UM, BUT, UH, I EXPECT THERE--
- I HAVE A TEXT MESSAGE TO--

OH, MY GOD!
- I RESPECT, UH--

CAN I FINISH SPEAKING?
CAN I ANSWER ANDY'S QUESTION?

- YOU'RE LYING THROUGH
YOUR TEETH. IT'S HILARIOUS.

UM, I DO RESPECT BEN
AND EMILY'S RELATIONSHIP
TREMENDOUSLY,

AND I SPEAK WITH EMILY
QUITE FREQUENTLY.

- I WANT YOU TO KNOW
THESE TWO ARE LYING

THROUGH THEIR TEETH.

I HAVE TEXT MESSAGES
TO PROVE EVERYTHING.

- OH, MY GOD.
[indistinct].

- IT'S RIDICULOUS.

AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT
I DID TO EITHER OF YOU GUYS

TO DESERVE THIS BACKSTAB.

- I DON'T KNOW.

MAYBE YOU SLUT SHAME
PEOPLE ON LIVE TV.

- LITERALLY-- YEAH, YEAH.

- UH, THAT WAS BECAUSE OF
EVERYTHING YOU GUYS

HAVE PUT ME THROUGH.
- WHAT DID I DO TO YOU?

- AND I VOMITED UP
A BAD WORD.

I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID IT.
I KNOW.

- OKAY, SO, DON'T BLAME US
FOR YOUR BEHAVIOR.

IT'S YOUR BEHAVIOR.
OWN IT.

DON'T SAY WE
MADE YOU DO ANYTHING

'CAUSE YOU'RE A GROWN MAN.

- YOU HAVE BEEN LYING
FROM THE BEGINNING.

- OKAY, LET'S--
- OH, YOU'RE GONNA DO,

"OH, I'LL JUST SAY I'M LYING.
I'LL JUST SAY I'M LYING."

- OKAY, CALL-CALL ME A LIAR
'CAUSE, HONESTLY, LIKE--

- YOU ARE A LIAR.
- OKAY.

- I HAVE MILES OF TEXTS
TO PROVE EVERYTHING.

- SO DO I, SO DO I.
- WE HAVE THE SAME TEXTS.

- IT HAPPENED BEFORE--
WHAT DO THE TEXTS SAY?

- THEY HAPPENED BEFORE--
- I'LL TELL YA, ANDY.

- WHAT DO THE TEXTS--
BOBBY, WHAT DO THEY PROVE?

- I'LL TELL YA.
- WHAT DO THEY PROVE?

- HE SHOWED IT TO EVERYBODY.
- THEY'VE ALL SEEN THESE TEXTS.

- WHO CARES? SHOW THEM.
I DON'T CARE.

- WHAT DO THEY PROVE?
WHAT DO THEY PROVE?

- OKAY, THE BIGGEST THING--
THE BIGGEST THING, RIGHT NOW,

IS, SHE IS SAYING THAT SHE--
- HE'S SO JEALOUS OF BEN,
SO JEALOUS.

- AND I'M NOT SAYING THIS
LIKE I CARE THAT, UH,

THAT SHE LEFT ME FOR BEN.

THAT IS NOT WHAT
HAPPENED AT ALL.

- SHE DITCHED YOU
AT A PARTY FOR BEN.

- I LEFT YOU FOR
INSTAGRAM GIRLS.

[laughing]
- SHE DID NOT DITCH ME.

WHAT HAPPENED IS,
SHE CAME UP TO ME.

SHE WAS HAMMERED.
WE WERE ALL DRUNK.

AND I HADN'T BEEN
GIVING HER ATTENTION.

- LET'S CALL ME OUT
ON MY DRUNK BEHAVIOR

LIKE YOU'RE A REAL MAN.
- WILL YOU LET ME FINISH?

JESUS CHRIST!
- SHE LEFT WITH BEN.

- SO, UM, SO, SHE CAME UP
TO ME AND WAS LIKE--

AND THREATENED IF--

UM, I-I DON'T EVEN WANNA
SAY SOME OF THIS STUFF

BECAUSE I'M GONNA GET
IN TROUBLE FOR THAT, TOO.

- SO, WHY ARE YOU
GONNA SAY IT?

BE A GENTLEMAN.

LEAVE WHAT HAPPENED BEFORE
FILMING, BEFORE FILMING.

IT'S IRRELEVANT TO THE SHOW.
- SO, I'M NOT GON--

- LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION.
WHO CARES?

- NO ONE.

- SHE'S SAYING THAT SHE LEFT
THE PARTY FOR BEN.

- BECAUSE THEY'RE CONTINUING
TO LIE ON SOCIAL MEDIA

THAT I WAS AN ASSHOLE,
AND I WAS A JERK.

- 'CAUSE HE-HE--
- YOU WERE AN ASSHOLE.

IT'S ON CAMERA.
YOU'RE YELLING AT HANNAH.

YOU'RE YELLING AT ME.

- YOU-YOU SAID-- YOU SAID,
"I'M GONNA--

"IF YOU DON'T
GIVE ME ATTENTION,
I'M GONNA F--- BEN."

I HAVE THIS IN TEXT MESSAGE,
AND I WENT TO BEN,

AND I SAID--
- OKAY, AND YOU SAID--

YOU SAID THAT I SAID THIS
WHEN I WAS BLACKOUT DRUNK?

OKAY, COOL.
- I SAID TO BEN--

I SAID, "DUDE, SHE JUST
SAID THIS TO ME.

"I'M DONE WITH HER," SO, UH,
SO, OBVIOUSLY, SHE'S--

- OKAY, THAT'S WHY WE
HUNG OUT THE NIGHT

BEFORE WE FLEW OUT
TO CROATIA.

- WE-- I HAVE THOSE
TEXT MESSAGES, TOO.

YOU CAME TO ME.

- YEAH, WE HUNG OUT THE NIGHT
BEFORE WE WENT TO CROATIA.

- YEAH.
- ALL RIGHT.

- I THINK THEY REALLY
LOVE EACH OTHER.

- YEAH, BUT, NO, MAN.
- HELL NO. HELL NO.

- MAYBE THEY--
- YEAH, I THINK SO, TOO.

- OKAY, BOBBY, WE--
NO, WE EVEN NEED--

- I CAN'T EVEN GET THE PROOF OUT
'CAUSE YOU DON'T SHUT UP.

- OKAY, MICHELLE L.,
UH, FACEBOOKED US,

"BOBBY, UH, DID YOU
EVER APOLOGIZE TO HANNAH

"FOR YELLING AT HER
WHEN YOU THOUGHT HANNAH

"GOT BETWEEN YOU
AND MALIA?

"YOU WERE A TOTAL JERK
TOWARDS HER

"ON 'WATCH WHAT
HAPPENS LIVE,' TOO."

- YEAH, I-I APOLOGIZED.
UM, IT-- AND THAT WENT--

THAT WENT BY QUICK.
IT WAS AN EASY APOLOGY.

- OH, MY GOD.
- AFTER "WATCH WHAT
HAPPENS LIVE?"

- YEAH, WE WERE IN THE CAR
WHEN YOU-- WHEN WE HAD--

YOU HURT YOUR HAND.
OH, NOT AFTER--

OH, AFTER "WATCH
WHAT HAPPENS LIVE?"

- EITHER TIME.
- NO.

- I HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO YOU
SINCE "WATCH WHAT HAPPENS LIVE."

- IT LOOKED LIKE YOU AND,
UM, MALIA WERE ABOUT

TO MAKE OUT
THAT NIGHT.

DID ANYTHING HAPPEN WITH
THE TWO OF YOU, MALIA?

- NOT YET.
- NOT YET.

- ALL RIGHT.
- I'LL SEE YOU LATER, HONEY.

[laughing]
- GOOD.

[indistinct chatter]

- HANNAH, UM, RICH L.
FROM PITTSBURGH SAID,

"BOBBY ACCUSED YOU
OF BEING A COCK BLOCK

"WHEN HE WAS TRYING
TO GET WITH MALIA.

"IS THERE MERIT IN
WHAT HE WAS SAYING?"

WERE YOU DOING THAT
PURPOSEFULLY TO GET HER

AWAY FROM--
- DUH.

- ANDY-ANDY, YOU KNOW,
LIKE, IF THERE WAS AUDIO

THAT I WAS TALKING TO MALIA
ABOUT BOBBY THAT NIGHT,

WE WOULD HAVE USED IT.
THERE WAS--

- WELL, DID-- WELL, DID SHE
SAY SOME CRAP ABOUT ME?

- I DON'T WANNA GET IN--
- NO, COME ON.

- NO, COME ON, MALIA.

- YEAH, THE REUNION IS THE TIME.
- THIS IS ALL WE HEAR.

- YOU TOLD ME-- YOU TOLD ME
SHE WAS TALKING SH--

AND THAT'S WHY IT
ALL START.

- NO, I SAID THE QUIP, UH,
"BOBBY'S SECRETS," OR WHATEVER,

BUT EVERYONE WAS--
- IT'S ALL--

- NO, THERE WAS
MORE THAN THAT.
- YEAH.

- HE TAKES JOKES
TOO SERIOUSLY.

YOU WERE JOKING
WHEN YOU SAID THAT.

- THAT WAS-- NO,
BECAUSE I HAD ASKED YOU,

AGAIN, AND YOU SAID, "YEAH,"
THAT SHE HAD TALKED SH--,

AND THAT'S WHEN I-I--
'CAUSE I HAD HEARD IT.

- JUST ABOUT THE WHOLE
YOUR GUYS' THING IN NEW YORK,

WHICH I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND
HOW THAT ALL ENDED UP,

BUT, YEAH.

- ANDREA FROM MICHIGAN SAID,
"LAUREN, WAS YOUR GOAL

"IN DATING BOBBY AND GOING
TO 'WATCH WHAT HAPPENS LIVE'

"WITH HIM TO
GET ON THE SHOW?"

- NO, BECAUSE I CAME HERE

SOLELY 'CAUSE I WAS
INTERESTED IN HIM.

I HAD NO IDEA THAT THERE
WAS GONNA BE A PRODUCER HERE

THAT ALSO THOUGHT I WAS
JUST AS INTERESTING

AS BOBBY THOUGHT I WAS.
- WOW!

AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
[laughing]

COMING UP...

WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE, NOW?

- AFTER WATCHING THE SEASON,
HANNAH LIED TO ME.

♪♪♪

- WELCOME BACK TO

- WELCOME BACK TO
THE "BELOW DECK: MED"

- WELCOME BACK TO
THE "BELOW DECK: MED"
SEASON TWO REUNION.

SHORTLY INTO
THE CHARTER SEASON,

CHEF ADAM REVEALED
HIS PREFERENCE FOR

IGNORING PREFERENCE SHEETS
AND CHOPPED ONIONS

STRAIGHT INTO THE CHOPPY WATERS
WITH THE REST OF THE CREW.

TAKE A LOOK.

- FOUR OF THE GUESTS
HAVE WRITTEN NO ONIONS.

- YES.

- HEY, HANNAH,
THERE'S ONIONS ALL IN IT.

- THAT'S WHAT MAKES 'EM
TASTE GOOD.

- (BLEEP).

- HE'S STILL SERVING
ONIONS HERE.

- ADAM'S F--- UP
COULD COST US A LOT
OF MONEY IN THE END.

- I GET YOU'RE PISSED OFF,
BUT IT'S NOT ME.

- THEY CAN F--- OFF
'CAUSE I DON'T CARE.

- ARE YOU PUTTING ONION
IN THEIR FOOD?

IN THE GUESTS--

- I NEED TO DO EVERYTHING
I CAN TO-TO HIDE THE TRUTH.

I WENT AHEAD AND ADDED
SOME ONIONS TO HIS SOUP

OUT OF SPITE.

- THE FACT THAT HE LIED TO ME,
IT'S ALMOST, LIKE, PSYCHOTIC.

- OKAY, SO, AS WE LEARNED,
THE PREFERENCE SHEETS

ARE NOT OPTIONAL.

WHY PUT ONIONS
IN THE FOOD?

- YOU KNOW, AT THE--
AT THE TIME,

I WAS REALLY JUST TRYING TO
MAKE A TASTY BROTH, YOU KNOW?

YOU-YOU JUST CAN'T MAKE
A TASTY SOUP, AND THEN I--

AND THEN IT GOT
A LITTLE SPITEFUL.

- YOU CAN'T TAKE A BROTH--

YOU CAN'T MAKE
A BROTH WITHOUT ONIONS?

- YES, YOU CAN.
YES, YOU CAN.

[laughing]
- RIGHT, OKAY,

AND THEN IT GOT SPITEFUL.

[laughing]
WHAT WAS THE SPITE ABOUT?

SPITEFUL--
YOU HATED THE GUESTS?
- OKAY.

- HE HATED THE CHIEF STEW
AT THE TIME.

- I HATED HER AT THE TIME,
WHICH DIDN'T HELP
THE SITUATION.

- OH, OKAY.

- HE WAS MESSING
WITH ME, PROBABLY.

- YEAH, IT WAS LIKE--
YOU KNOW WHAT?
- ALL RIGHT.

ARE YOU SORRY YOU DID IT?

- YES.
- YOU ARE.

- YES.
- CAPTAIN SANDY,

ELLY W.
FROM RIDGEWOOD SAID,

"HAVE YOU EVER HAD
A CHEF BLATANTLY IGNORE

"THE PREFERENCE SHEETS?

"SHOULD ADAM
HAVE BEEN FIRED?"

- SO, NOT TO
MY KNOWLEDGE,

HAVE I EVER HAD A CHEF
DO WHAT ADAM DID.

- OKAY.

- NOW, I DON'T WATCH 'EM
ON TELEVISION, YOU KNOW?

- YEAH.
- THERE'S NO CAMERAS AROUND.

HOWEVER, IF I WOULD HAVE
KNOWN ADAM LIED TO ME,

AND HE DID IT
A THIRD TIME, ABSOLUTELY.

I WOULD'VE HAD NO CHANCE
BUT TO FIRE YOU.

- YEAH.
- YEAH.

- YOU KNOW?
- OH, I AGREE, YEAH.

- AND, YOU KNOW, SEEING--
WATCHING ADAM, I'M LIKE,

WHO IS THIS GUY?

'CAUSE IT'S NOT THE GUY
I SAW EVERY MORNING.

AND I GOTTA TELL YA, LIKE,
I'M-I'M VERY DISHEARTENED

BY HIS BEHAVIOR
'CAUSE I-- YOU KNOW,

WATCHING THIS SEASON,
I'M LIKE--

YOU TREATED BUGS
LIKE CRAP.

LIKE, YOU-YOU REALLY
GAVE IT TO HANNAH,

AND YOU--
HOW YOU TREATED LAUREN.

I JUST THOUGHT,
WHO ARE YOU?

'CAUSE YOU'RE NOT THE PERSON
THAT I SAW EVERY MORNING AND--

- ANY REGRETS ABOUT THE WAY
YOU WERE TREATED--

ABOUT-ABOUT THE WAY
YOU TREATED THESE--
- ABSOLUTELY.

NO, I-- YOU KNOW WHAT?
I-I REGRET EVERY MOMENT

OF THE WAY I ACTED ON
THE SHOW, ABSOLUTELY.

- YOU DO.
- ABSOLUTELY, I MEAN,

IT'S-IT'S NOT--
- SO, WHY WERE YOU
ACTING THAT WAY?

- I-I WAS-- I WAS
A LITTLE HEARTBROKEN.

- RIGHT, WOW.

- A LOT A BIT HEARTBROKEN--
NOT A LITTLE BIT.

- THANK YOU.
YEAH, THANK YOU.

- WOW.

WHAT'S YOUR REACTION
TO HEARING THAT?

- UH, SOME OF HIS BEHAVIOR,
IT'S UNDERSTANDABLE.

IF YOU'RE TRULY HEARTBROKEN,
THAT'S ROUGH TO GO THROUGH,

BUT SOME OF IT'S NOT
ACCEPTABLE ON ANY PREMISE.

- IT'S STILL NO EXCUSE.
- YEAH.

- YEAH, THERE'S
NO EXCUSE, BUT--

- WE'RE ALL GROWNUPS
AT THE END OF THE DAY.

- ABSOLUTELY.
- YOU-YOU'VE GOTTA BE
ABLE TO BE RESPONSIBLE

FOR YOUR DECISIONS
ON WHAT YOU DO.

AND USING A HEARTBREAK
IS NOT AN EXCUSE.

- THE CREW ALWAYS
WANTS A BIG TIP

FROM EVERY PRIMARY
CHARTER GUEST,

BUT WHEN SOMEONE HOT
BOARDED THE YACHT,

HANNAH SEEMED TO WANT
HIS ENTIRE TIP FOR HERSELF.

- OH.
- TAKE A LOOK.

[laughing]

- HANNAH, NICE TO MEET YOU.

- DAMN, THAT PHOTO
DID NOT DO HIM JUSTICE.

- ARE YOU BUYING?

[chuckles]

- JASON, DO YOU NEED, UH--
- ASSISTANCE.

[moaning]

- THE SIGNAL IS GOING OFF,
AND THTHE'S, LIKE,

ALL THESE TEXT MESSAGES.

- "SO, I MAKE THE DRINKS,
AND YOU MASSAGE?

"SOUNDS FAIR TO ME."

IT'S SO F---ED UP
THAT SHE DID THIS.

- I'VE DONE
NOTHING WRONG, SO--

JASON, HE KISSED ME.

I DID KISS HIM BACK
FOR TWO SECONDS,

AND THEN I WENT, LIKE--
- WAIT A MINUTE, NOT COOL.

- YOU'RE OKAY WITH, LIKE,
HAVING A GOOD F---ING LAUGH

AT MY EXPENSE.

YOU SHOULDN'T BE READING
THE F---ING PRIMARY
CHARTER GUEST'S

TEXT MESSAGES IN
THE FIRST PLACE.

- YOU SHOULDN'T BE
TEXTING HIM,

MESSAGING HIM.
- WHY?

- YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE F---ING
NECKED HIM, AS WELL.

- HE KISSED ME.

- LET'S F---ING
FORGET ABOUT IT.

- THIS IS A COMPLETELY
FIREABLE OFFENSE.

- OKAY, SO, HANNAH,
YOU HAVE BEEN ON YACHTS

FOR SEVEN YEARS?

- EIGHT NOW.
- EIGHT YEARS.

- YES.

- IS MAKING OUT WITH
A CHARTER GUEST EVER OKAY?

- NO, DEFINITELY NOT.

- NO.
- NO, 100%.

- WERE-WERE-WERE YOU,
LIKE, KRYPTONITE TO HIM?

I MEAN, WERE YOU--
- I WAS JUST, LIKE,

LOOK AT THE MAN
WITH HIS SHIRT OFF.

I'M SORRY, I GOT
A BIT WEAK AT THE KNEES,

AND I DEFINITELY MADE
A MISTAKE, 100%.

- BUGSY, KATIE M.
FROM MICHIGAN SAID,

"DO YOU HAVE REGRETS
ABOUT NOT GOING TO
CAPTAIN SANDY FIRST?"

WHY'D YOU
SHOW BOBBY FIRST?

- WHY DID I SHOW BOBBY?

I MEAN, I SHOULD HAVE
GONE TO SANDY, HANDS DOWN,

BUT, IN ALL HONESTY,
IT WAS SOMETHING THAT WAS--

I COME ACROSS
IN THE MASTER CABIN.

THE THING WAS GOING OFF.
I PICKED IT UP.

IT WAS PART OF
THE BOAT'S PROPERTY.

I WALKED DOWN TO
THE MAIN SALOON.

BOBBY WAS THE FIRST PERSON
I RAN INTO, SHOWED HIM,

AND IT WAS
A LIGHTHEARTED THING.

IT WASN'T-- I WAS NOT
GOING OUT OF MY WAY

TO BE VINDICTIVE
OR MALICIOUS.

OTHERWISE, I WOULD'VE TAKEN
STRAIGHT TO CAPTAIN SANDY.

- UM--
- DID YOU NOT THINK

IT WAS A LITTLE BIT
MALICIOUS

TO TAKE IT OFF THE BOAT

AND SHOW THE CREW
FOR, LIKE, TEN HOURS?

YOUR--
- IT WAS NEVER
TEN HOURS, HANNAH.

THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

- WELL, YOU FOUND IT AT 12,
AND YOU APPROACHED ME

AT, LIKE, 10 AT NIGHT.

- YOU DON'T THINK
I PUT THE IPAD DOWN?

REALLY, I'VE GOT BETTER
THINGS TO DO IN MY LIFE

THAN SIT AND READ
THROUGH TWO MESSAGES.

- WELL, APPARENTLY,
YOU DON'T.

- YES, I DO, ACTUALLY.

- WELL, IF YOU
FOUND IT AT 12,

AND YOU SHOWED ME,
LIKE YOU TOLD ME, AT 10--

- I THINK I KNOW WHAT I DID,

AND I'M NOT GONNA LIE
ABOUT IT, TO BE HONEST.

- HMM, OKAY.
- AND, REALLY,

I MEAN, IF YOU HAD
ANY, LIKE, LOYALTY TO ME,

AND YOU TOLD LAUREN
THAT YOU KISSED HIM

BEFORE I'D FOUND THEM
ON THE IPAD,

AND YOU THINK
WE WERE FRIENDS,

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME
YOU'D KISSED HIM?

- BECAUSE I WAS A LITTLE
BIT SUSPICIOUS ABOUT YOU

FROM THE START.

- OH, YOU WERE
SUSPICIOUS ABOUT ME?

WHAT REASON DID I EVER
GIVE YOU TO BE SUSPICIOUS?

- WHEN I SAW ON YOUR
RESUME THAT YOU'D HAD
ACTING EXPERIENCE,

AND YOU WERE AT DRAMA SCHOOL,
THAT KIND OF--

- OH, I'M SORRY FOR HAVING
AN EDUCATION AFTER SCHOOL

AND FOLLOWING
A PASSION THAT I LOVE.

AND STILL GOING IN AND BEING
A YACHTIE FOR FOUR YEARS.

- BUT WHY ARE YOU
WORKING ON YACHTS THEN,

IF YOU WANT TO BE
AN ACTRESS?

- OR, I'M SORRY.
I CAN'T STUDY SOMETHING,

HAVE A PASSION FOR IT,

AND THEN ALSO ENJOY
WORKING ON YACHTS?

- A LOT OF US HAVE--
- UH, YOU HAVE TO HAVE MONEY.

IT'S-- YOU HAVE TO
HAVE MONEY TO PAY
FOR THE COURSES.

- I GUESS. I MEAN, I JUST
WOULD GO, LIKE, TO L.A.

AND GO TO, UH,
CASTINGS LIKE A NORMAL--

- I'M SORRY.
- A LOT OF US HAVE EDUCATIONS
OUTSIDE YACHTING.

- SO DO I.
- BUT WAIT, WHY DID YOU
SIGN UP FOR THE SHOW?

- YOU WERE A YACHTIE
FOR FOUR YEARS.

YOU WERE A YACHTIE
FOR FOUR YEARS.

- YEAH, IT'S NOT LIKE
I JUMPED FROM FILM SCHOOL

AND WAS LIKE, HEY,
I WANNA BE ON A BOAT.

- UM, BOBBY, WHY WAS IT
OKAY FOR YOU TO HOOK UP

WITH A CHARTER GUEST
ON THE LAST CHARTER

WHEN IT ISN'T OKAY FOR
HANNAH TO DO SO WITH JASON?

- WELL, UH,
I-I THINK I SAID IT ON,
YOU KNOW, ON THE SHOW.

- YEAH.
- I WAS NEVER PISSED OFF.

I DIDN'T CARE THAT HANNAH
HOOKED UP WITH-WITH JASON.

I COULD-COULD
GIVE TWO SH--

BECAUSE THAT'S JUST ME.
I-- LIKE, IF I FIND--

IT-IT'S-- IF-IF THERE'S
A LOVE INTEREST

IN A CHARTER GUEST,
GO FOR IT.

BUT WHAT MADE IT
A LITTLE DIFFERENT, IS--

[laughing]
- NO, NO, NO.

- YEAH.
- I UNDERSTAND.

I UNDERSTAND THAT THAT'S--
- NO, THAT IS SO
AGAINST THE LAW.

LIKE, THAT IS--
- I UNDERSTAND, BUT THAT'S--

- THAT IS NOT THE RIGHT
THING TO DO.

- BUT THAT IS BOBBY'S--
THIS WAS THE WAY BOBBY THOUGHT,

AND I CAN VOUCH FOR THAT.
- YEAH, UH, AND,

LIKE, I DIDN'T CARE,
YOU KNOW?

- DOESN'T MAKE IT RIGHT.
- WHAT I CARED ABOUT WAS--

- NO, IT DOESN'T.

- WAS THE FACT THAT, LIKE--
ABOUT THE IPAD STUFF.

ANYWAYS HAVE YOU SEEN
PAULA, AGAIN?

- YEAH.
- YOU HAVE?

- HA-HA, YEAH.

- WELL, JASON CAME TO AN EPISODE
OF "WATCH WHAT HAPPENS LIVE,"

AND HE SAID HE DIDN'T
GO IN FOR THE KISS.

- YEAH.
- UH,

WHAT'S YOUR REACTION
TO THAT?

- HE LIKES STIRRING
THE POT A LOT, SO--

- ARE YOU TWO STILL
HANGING OUT AT ALL?

- NO, LOOK, HE'S--

WE HANG OUT OCCASIONALLY,
AND I, YOU KNOW,

I'LL SAY, "HI," TO HIM
ON FACEBOOK MESSENGER,

BUT, YEAH, WE DEFINITELY
DON'T DATE.

- UM, CAPTAIN SANDY...
UM, AFTER HEARING

WHAT JASON SAID ON
"WATCH WHAT HAPPENS LIVE"

AND WATCHING THE SEASON,
WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE, NOW?

- AFTER WATCHING THE SEASON,

HANNAH LIED TO ME
AND VERY DISAPPOINTED.

IT'S LIKE-- I THINK
IT'S THEIR JOB.

IT SEEMS LIKE ADAM
AND HANNAH LIES,

AND I-- YOU KNOW,
IT REALLY AFFECTS ME.

IT'S LIKE, I CREATE
THIS COMRADERY IN A CREW,

SO THEY CAN TELL ME
THE TRUTH.

THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT
YOUR BEHAVIOR IS OKAY,

BUT TO TELL ME
THE TRUTH IS A RESPECT.

- AND SO, WHAT DID
I LIE TO YOU ABOUT?

- YOU TOLD ME
HE KISSED YOU.

- BUT HOW WOULD YOU--
SO, YOU'RE BELIEVING
JASON OVER ME, THEN?

- WELL, I BELIEVE
WHAT I WATCHED.

I MEAN, I-- YOU KNOW?
- OBVIOUSLY, YOU RUN INTO
THE ROOM, THERE.

- WELL, WHAT DO YOU SEE?
- YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING.

YOU SAW THE DOOR SHUT.
- HE TOLD ME AND LAUREN THAT.

- FOR ME, IT'S ABOUT
TURNING-TURNING THEM AROUND

AND GO, "HEY, YOU GOTTA
GET BACK ON THE RIGHT PATH

"AS MUCH AS YOU DESIRE."
- YEAH, AND YOU DID WITH ME.

IT FELT ACTUALLY
VERY EMPOWERING

WHEN WE HAD
THAT CONVERSATION.

- YEAH.
- YOU'RE LIKE, "ADAM,
YOU'RE SCREWIN' UP.

"YOU NEED TO FIX THIS."
- RIGHT, EXACTLY,

BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN PEOPLE.

- IS-IS-IS THAT
ALL THAT HAPPENED?

A KISS?
- YES.

- YES, ALL RIGHT.

- UP NEXT...

YOU TOLD HER YOU LOVED HER
RIGHT WHEN YOU MET HER.

THIS HAS TO HURT
ON SOME LEVEL.

I MEAN--

♪♪♪

- BACK WITH THE "BELOW DECK MED"

- BACK WITH THE "BELOW DECK MED"
SEASON 2 REUNION.

NO CREW MEMBER MADE
MORE WAVES THAN MALIA,

WHO SPENT MOST OF
THE CHARTER SEASON

DECIDING TO WHERE TO
DOCK HER LOVE BOAT.

[laughing]
TAKE A LOOK.

- I AM SPENDING
MORE TIME WITH ADAM.

I'M SPENDING A LITTLE
MORE TIME WITH WES.

WHAT'S A GIRL TO DO?

- I HAD BIG PLANS FOR YOU

BEFORE THAT AND THAT
SHOWED UP HERE.

YEAH.

- ADAM I MET THREE WEEKS
BEFORE WE JOINED THE YACHT,

BUT THEN I GOT ON THE BOAT,
AND I FELL FOR WES.

- SHE TOLD ME SHE'S NOT
INTO HIM WHATSOEVER.

I GOT ALL THE TEXTS.

"HOPEFULLY, WE CAN SNEAK
INTO THE SAME HOTEL ROOM
OUR LAST NIGHT."

THESE TEXTS WERE
THE EXACT SAME NIGHT

THAT SHE WAS
MAKING OUT WITH WES.

YOU NEED TO KNOW THE GIRL
IS A F---ING LIAR.

READ THAT, 3:45 A.M.,
THAT WATCH.

MALIA AND I HAD
A PHYSICAL RELATIONSHIP.

- WE WEREN'T EXCLUSIVE
OR ANYTHING,

SO I CAN'T
BLAME HER FOR IT.

IT'D BE AWESOME TO ACTUALLY
BE ABLE TO EXPLORE

WHAT WE HAVE FURTHER,
AWAY FROM "SIROCCO."

- F--- YOU, ADAM.

LIKE, THIS GIRL IS
GOING FOR THE GOOD GUY.

- WOW.
- OOPS.

[laughing]
- POWERFUL-POWERFUL WORDS.

[collective chatter]

- UM, OKAY, SO, I WANNA
HEAR MORE ABOUT

HOW MALIA AND ADAM MET.

- WE ACTUALLY MET
IN OUR STCW

IN FORT LAUDERDALE.
- YEAH.

- OKAY.
- WHICH WAS PURE COINCIDENCE.

- SHE SAT IN
THE FRONT OF THE CLASS,

AND I-I DROOLED OVER THE BACK
OF THE HEAD MOST OF THE DAY.

- AWW.
- YOU DID.

BUT DID ANYTHING HAPPEN
BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU?

- NO, HE WAS ACTUALLY
A TOTAL JERK.

I WAS LIKE, "HEY,
ADAM, LIKE, I'M MALIA.

WE'RE BOTH GOING
TO 'BELOW DECK,'"

AND HE'S LIKE,
"YEAH, YEAH, COOL."

- IS IT 'CAUSE I DIDN'T
ASK FOR YOUR NUMBER?

I WAS BEING REALLY POLITE,
I SWEAR.

- SO, NOTHING-SO NOTHING
HAPPENED BEFORE

YOU WENT ON THE CHARTER?

- WE KISSED.
- YOU KISSED.

- YEAH.
- IS THAT PHYSICAL?

- IT'S--
- PHYSICAL.

- IS THAT A PHYSICAL
RELATIONSHIP NOWADAYS?

- YOU CAN-- YOU CAN, YOU KNOW--
- IT'S PHYSICAL.

IT'S--
[laughing]

- WE TOUCHED.
- OH, WAIT A MINUTE.

- I MEAN, YOU TOLD ME
SOMETHING WAY DIFFERENT.

- YEAH, I WAS GOING TO SAY.

- YOU TOLD BOTH OF US SOMETHING
WAY DIFFERENT ON CAMERA.

- THERE WAS A CONNECTION.
- WE DON'T HAVE TO GO THERE,

BUT YOU TOLD US
SOMETHING VERY DIFFERENT.
- THERE WAS A CONNECTION?

- YEAH, YEAH.
- YEAH, FOR SURE.

- THERE WAS.
- MM-HMM.

- AND DID YOU EXPECT THAT
THAT CONNECTION WOULD CONTINUE,

AND BLOOM, AND FLOWER
ON "SIROCCO?"

- I HAD HOPED IT WOULD
'CAUSE, FOR THE FIRST TIME,

I THOUGHT MAYBE I HAD
A CHANCE ON A BOAT

WITH, UH, WITH SOMEONE.
[laughing]

'CAUSE HERE I'VE
BEEN TRAVELING AROUND
FOR TEN YEARS

WITH NO POTENTIAL, UH, CHANCE
OF MEETING SOMEONE, SO--

- IT'S HARD TO
MEET GIRLS IN A VAN.

- IT IS.
- LET ME ASK SOMETHING ELSE.

YOU'RE TELLING ME NOW
THAT YOU ONLY KISSED,

BUT, ON THE SHOW,

YOU SAID THAT YOU HAD
TOLD HER THAT YOU LOVED HER.

- IT WAS, UM, IT WAS
ONE OF THOSE FEELINGS, MAN.

IT HAPPENS, YOU KNOW?
POPS TOLD ME--

- HOW MANY VODKAS
WERE YOU IN

WHEN YOU TOLD HER
THAT YOU LOVED HER?

- LISTEN, POPS TOLD ME THAT
THE MOMENT YOU MEET SOMEONE--

LIKE, HIS WIFE, MY MOM,

THEY'VE BEEN MARRIED
FOR 40 YEARS,

AND HE KNEW IT THE DAY
HE MET HER, SO--

- SO, YOU'RE TELLING ME--

DID YOU KNOW THE DAY YOU
MET HER THAT YOU LOVED HER?

- FELT LIKE IT,
FELT LIKE IT.

- AWW.
- WOW!

- VERY SWEET.
- WELL, THAT BUBBLE BURST.

- BUT THAT'S CRAZY,
BUT THAT WAS CRAZY, RIGHT?

SO--
- NO, BUT-BUT I--

BUT YOU'RE REALLY
DOWNPLAYING

WHATEVER HAPPENED BETWEEN
THE TWO OF YOU IN THAT CLASS.

- NO, REALLY, IT WAS...
[laughing]

I THINK, TOO, LIKE,
YOU KNOW, WE GOT ONBOARD,

AND THIS EXPERIENCE
WAS VERY INTENSE.

- YEAH.
- IT-- EVERYTHING--

IT'S HEIGHTENED.
- NO ONE COULD'VE
PULLED THAT OFF.

- DID YOU THINK YOU WOULD BE
ABLE TO KEEP THIS RELATIONSHIP

A SECRET FROM EVERYBODY?

- IT WAS A--
- UH, I WAS REALLY
STRONG GOING ON,

AND THEN I WAS LIKE,
THERE'S NO WAY.

- IT WAS A SILLY THOUGHT.
LIKE, IT WAS A--

WE REALLY THOUGHT IT COULD,
AND-AND ONCE WE GOT STARTED,

AND THE CAMERAS WERE
ROLLING, IT WAS JUST LIKE,

"OKAY, THIS OBVIOUSLY
ISN'T GONNA PAN OUT WELL."

- YEAH.
- BUT YOU WERE KISSING
ON THE BOAT, TOO.

- YEAH.
- YEAH, YEAH.

- UM, DO YOU GUYS REGRET
LYING TO EVERYONE

ABOUT THE EXTENT OF
YOUR RELATIONSHIP?

- YEAH.
- IT WOULD'VE BEEN
WAY EASIER

HAD WE JUST COME OUT
AND SAID IT.

- YEAH, I THINK IT WAS STUPID.
- YOU KNOW, AND THEY COULD'VE

JUST HAD A RELATIONSHIP
THE WHOLE TIME.

IT WOULD'VE BEEN--
IT WOULD'VE BEEN A LOT--

A LOT EASIER FOR WES.
[chuckles]

- I THINK IT WAS STUPID.
YOU KNOW, WE BOTH WERE JUST--

LIKE, OUR THOUGHTS BEHIND IT
WASN'T LYING TO EVERYONE.

WE THOUGHT LET'S
JUST NOT BRING IT UP

SO THAT EVERYONE HAS
A CLEAN SLATE

WHEN WE BOARD THE BOAT.

YOU KNOW, BOBBY AND
LAUREN JOINED,

AND THEIR RELATIONSHIP
WAS AIRED,

AND WE WERE LIKE,
"ALL RIGHT, LET'S JUST
KEEP IT SECRET."

WE DIDN'T WANNA LIE,

BUT THAT WAS OBVIOUSLY
WRONG OF US.

- SO, WES, AFTER
WATCHING THE SEASON,

HOW DOES IT FEEL KNOWING
THAT MALIA LIED TO YOU

THE WHOLE TIME?
- OH, SHE NEVER LIED TO ME.

SHE NEVER LIED TO ME.
- SHE DIDN'T?

- NO, NEVER LIED TO ME.
- UH-UH.

- I MEAN, SHE-- WE WERE
ALL-- BOTH PRETTY CLEAR

THAT WE WERE BOTH GUNNING
FOR THE SAME GIRL.

WE BOTH HAD FEELINGS
FOR THE SAME GIRL.

- BUT DID YOU KNOW
ABOUT HER--

DID YOU KNOW
THAT HE HAD TOLD HER

THAT HE LOVED HER?

- NO, I NEVER TOLD ANY--
I NEVER GOT TOLD ANYTHING,

AND THAT'S WHY I'M
A BIT CONFUSED.

I THINK, IF ADAM
REALLY DID LOVE HER,

HE WOULD HAVE TOLD ME
FROM THE BEGINNING.

- AND I-I DON'T
KNOW WHY I DIDN'T.

- AND I DON'T KNOW
WHY YOU DIDN'T.

- I KEEP--
- 'CAUSE, I MEAN, THEN
I WOULD HAVE CHANGED

MY WHOLE SORT OF GAME PLAN.

- I KNOW, I KEEP
GOIN' BACK IN TIME.

I'M LIKE, WHY DIDN'T
I JUST TELL WES DAY ONE?

- YOU KNOW, THAT
WOULD'VE JUST CHANGED
THE WHOLE BALLGAME.

- AND HE WOULD'VE BEEN,
YOU KNOW, HE--

- WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU?
- I DON'T KNOW.

BECAUSE WE HAD A--
- 'CAUSE THEY DECIDED NOT
TO TELL THE WHOLE CREW.

- YEAH.
- SO, HE CAN'T THEN TELL WES

AND THEN TELL WES--
- NO, NO, HE WAITED--

HE WAITED FOR
THE LAST DAY OF CHARTER,

AFTER THE SIX WEEKS.
- YEAH, YEAH.

- HE COULD'VE SEEN
FROM THE MOMENT

THAT WE STARTED HITTING IT OFF
OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT,

TWO OR THREE WEEKS IN,

HE COULD HAVE CHANGED
THE WHOLE BALLGAME.

- ARE-ARE YOU GUYS--
IS THE REST OF THE CREW--

WERE YOU UPSET
TO KNOW THAT THEY HAD BEEN
KEEPING THIS FROM YOU?

- I DIDN'T KNOW UNTIL
WE WERE DONE FILMING.

[laughing]
- WE WOULD'VE KEPT
OUR THING A SECRET,

IF WE WERE KEEPING SECRETS.
- I THINK-- I THINK SHOCKED
IS MORE THE WORD.

- SHOCKED IS MORE THE WORD.
- YEAH.

- ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU TWO--
WHEN, YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU FIRST
WALKED ON THE BOAT,

AND-AND YOU SAID HELLO
TO EACH OTHER.

[chuckles]
- WHEN YOU WATCH BACK, YEAH.

- AND NOW WE KNOW
WHAT WE KNOW.

- MY ACTING CLASSES
DIDN'T PAY OFF.

- AND, LIKE, YOU KNOW,
YOU'RE SO-- YOU'RE SO
STRAIGHT-FACED.

- WE DIDN'T TAKE
ACTING CLASSES.

[laughing]
- MALIA,

WE GOT A LOT OF
FEEDBACK FROM PEOPLE

THINKING THAT YOU
WERE LEADING BOTH OF
THESE GUYS ON.

- THAT'S FAIR.
- AND-AND WHY WOULD YOU
DO THAT?

UM, LAURA K. SAID,

UM, "WHY'D YOU KEEP
LEADING ADAM AND WES ON

"AFTER YOU TOLD THEM YOU
WERE DONE WITH THEM?

"THEN YOU WENT ON TO
KEEP LEADING ADAM ON

"BY TEXTING HIM THE SAME NIGHT
YOU MADE OUT WITH WES

"ON, UM, ANCHOR WATCH."

- YEAH, YOU KNOW, I THINK
I DID MY FAIR SHARE

OF LEADING THEM ON,
BUT HONESTLY,

THE SITUATION WHEN YOU'RE
ON A YACHT FOR SIX WEEKS,

YOUR EMOTIONS ARE
SO HEIGHTENED,

AND EVERYTHING IS,
LIKE, IT'S SO EXTREME.

WE DON'T GET TO INTERACT
WITH PEOPLE OUTSIDE.

WE DON'T GET TO GO
HAVE DATES

AND JUST GO OFF
AND JUST BE OURSELVES

AND FIND OUT WHO
WE ARE WITHOUT CAMERAS.

SO, I GENUINELY HAD FEELINGS
FOR BOTH OF THESE GUYS.

THEY'RE BOTH AMAZING GUYS
FOR VERY DIFFERENT REASONS.

- ADAM, DID YOU
TELL WES

THAT YOU HAD A PHYSICAL
RELATIONSHIP WITH MALIA?

- AT-AT THE END
OF THE CHARTER,

AT THE END OF THE SEASON.

- AS I WALKED OFF, YEAH.
- YEAH,

IT WAS JUST, LIKE, WHY DID
I WAIT THE ENTIRE TIME?

AND EVEN THEN, I SHOULD'VE
JUST SAID, YOU KNOW--

- OKAY, BUT YOU JUST
TOLD ME YOU JUST KISSED.

- IT WAS A HEAVY KISS.

[laughing]
- WHAT?

- BUT WHAT ARE--
KISSING-KISSING LEADS TO--

KISSING LEADS TO--
- SERIOUSLY?

- ADAM AND I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX,
IF EVERYONE'S WONDERING.

- YOU GUYS, I DIDN'T--
WE'VE NEVER HAD SEX.

I CAN TELL YOU THAT,
RIGHT NOW.

[laughing]
- YOU'VE NEVER HAD SEX.

- NO.
- NO, WE HAVEN'T.

- WOW.

- HOW DO YOU CLASSIFY SEX?

[laughing]

- WHAT'S SEX?

- I'VE NEVER HAD IT.
I DON'T KNOW.

- YEAH.
- HE'S A VIRGIN.

- I'M A VIRGIN.
- HE'S WAITING FOR MARRIAGE.

- SO, WES AND MALIA,
WHAT'S THE STATUS

OF YOUR RELATIONSHIP, NOW?

- I THINK THE STATUS IS,

WE KEEP OUR
PRIVATE LIFE PRIVATE.

[laughing]
I THINK THAT'S WHERE
IT'S MEANT TO BE.

- WELL, I MEAN, YOU'RE
ON A REALITY SHOW.

- YOU'RE ON A REALITY SHOW.
- YEAH.

- YOU'RE-- ARE YOU
STILL TOGETHER?

- UM--
- ARE YOU TOGETHER?

- HAVE YOU LABELED IT?
- YES OR NO?

- IS IT LABELED?
- YEAH.

- HAVE YOU
BRANDED IT OR NOT?

- COME ON, LET'S JUST TALK
ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW.

- NO, BUT ARE YOU-- ARE YOU
GUYS SEEING EACH OTHER?

I MEAN--
- EVERY NOW AND THEN.

- EVERY NOW AND THEN--
WHENEVER WE FEEL IT.

[laughing]
- WE BOTH--

YOU KNOW, IT'S YACHTING.

WE BOTH WORK IN DIFFERENT
PARTS OF THE WORLD.

WE'RE IN DIFFERENT PLACES,

AND WE'RE TRYING
TO KEEP IN TOUCH
AS MUCH AS WE CAN.

- IN TOUCH.

- LET ME ASK YOU THIS.
- OH, MY.

- YOU'RE IN NEW YORK.

ARE YOU STAYING IN
THE SAME ROOM TONIGHT?

- HE'S A COMEDIAN.
- YEP.

[laughing]

- THANKS, MAX.
- EH?

- I THINK-I THINK IT'S
A SITUATION WHERE IT'S, UM,

THANK GOODNESS THAT
WE GOT OFF THE BOAT

'CAUSE I THINK,
FROM THERE, YOU ACTUALLY--

WITH THE CAMERAS,
AND THE INTERVIEWING,

AND EVERYTHING,
IT KIND OF FALLS AWAY,

AND IT ALLOWS US
TO EXPLORE

AND GET TO KNOW
EACH OTHER.

- OKAY, HERE'S THE DEAL.

I HEARD YOU GUYS ARE
OFFICIALLY A COUPLE.

SO--
- GEEZ, YOU GUYS.

- SO, WE HAVE TO SAY IT.
- JUST SAY YES OR NO.

- BUT, I MEAN, LIKE,
AFTER THIS, WE'RE GOING
TO SOUTH AFRICA TOGETHER.

- WE'RE GOING
TO SOUTH AFRICA.

- YEAH.
- YES OR NO?

- OKAY, SO, YOU'RE GOING
TO SOUTH AFRICA TOGETHER.

- YEAH, WE ARE.
- OKAY,

SO, YOU'RE A COUPLE.
- AND THEY'RE A GREAT
COUPLE AT THAT.

[chuckles]
- ARE-- IS-IS SHE
MEETING YOUR FAMILY?

- I MET HER FAMILY.
SHE'S MEETING MY FAMILY.

- OKAY.
- YEAH,

BEEN TO HER-HER
HOMETOWN AND EVERYTHING.

SO, YEAH.

- DON'T LIE
TO DADDY, OKAY?

I'M GONNA FIND OUT.

[laughing]
- DON'T LIE TO DADDY.

- IT'S JUST BEST
TO KEEP IT PRIVATE.

- I'M JUST WONDERING
WHAT YOUR REACTION IS

TO HEARING THAT--
- THEY LOOK GREAT TOGETHER.

THEY REALLY DO.

NO, I-I'M REALLY
HAPPY FOR THEM.

- WE ALL THREE
HUNG OUT LAST NIGHT.

- YEAH, WE ALL WENT OUT
AND HAD DRINKS LAST NIGHT.

IT'S-IT'S FINE.
- DON'T START RUMORS, MALIA.

[laughing]

- WHERE DID YOU STAY
LAST NIGHT, ADAM?

- BUT HOLD ON.
HOLD ON. HOLD ON.

- BUT, IN ALL SERIOUSNESS--
HOLD ON.

IN ALL SERIOUSNESS,

YOU TOLD HER YOU LOVED HER
RIGHT WHEN YOU MET HER.

THIS HAS TO HURT
ON SOME LEVEL.

I MEAN--
- NO, YOU KNOW WHAT?

IT'S-- I'VE WATCHED THIS GROW,
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

THE-THE FACT OF
THE MATTER WAS,

WE WENT AND DID THIS
RIGHT BEFORE

DOING A REALITY
TELEVISION SHOW.

WHAT KINDA IDIOT
THINKS HE'S GONNA FALL
IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE

ON A REALITY
TELEVISION SHOW?

LIKE--
- THIS ONE.

- THIS ONE.
- THIS ONE.

WELL, THEY DID.

- SO, YOU KNOW--
- SAME GUY THAT'S PUTS
ONIONS IN SOUP.

- IT WORKED OUT GREAT FOR THE--
FOR THE TWO OF THEM, YOU KNOW?

AND I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER
FOR THE BOTH OF YOU.

- THEY'RE ACTUALLY A VERY
SWEET COUPLE, IF I CAN SAY.

[laughing]
- OKAY, WE GOTTA TAKE A BREAK.

MORE WITH MALIA AND HER
BACHELORS WHEN WE COME BACK.

DON'T GO ANYWHERE.

NEXT...

HAS EVERYBODY ON
THIS BOAT HOOKED UP

WITH EACH OTHER
AT ONE POINT?

- AHH...

- HANNAH AND BOBBY?

- NO.
- NO.

- WE HAVE.
- OH, GOD.

♪♪♪

- BACK WITH THE CREW

- BACK WITH THE CREW
OF THE "SIROCCO."

OKAY, CAROLINE G.
FROM SYOSSET SAYS,

"HAS EVERYBODY ON
THIS BOAT HOOKED UP

"WITH EACH OTHER
AT ONE POINT?

"HANNAH AND BOBBY,
HAVE YOU TWO HOOKED UP?"

- NO.
- NO.

- YES, WE HAVE.

[laughing]
- OH, GOD.

- WE HAVE.
- YOU HAVE?

- YEAH.

- TELL US ABOUT IT.
- WE'VE SLEPT TOGETHER?

- NO, WE DIDN'T
SLEEP TOGETHER.

- IT WAS A KISS.
- YOU JUST THREW--

[laughing]
- THEY GOT PHYSICAL.

- THEY HAD A PHYSICAL
RELATIONSHIP.

- WHAT'S A PHYSICAL--
- WE KISSED.

- YOU'RE REFUTING THIS.
- OH, NO, LOOK, I--

LOOK, I ALWAYS KISS
PEOPLE ON THE LIPS

WHEN I'M DRUNK, ALWAYS.
- I'VE SEEN SOME INCIDENTS.

- HANNAH AND MAX,
HAVE YOU GUYS HOOKED UP?

MADE OUT?
- NO, NO.

- NO, BUGSY AND MAX?

- NO.
- NO.

- BUGSY AND BOBBY?

- AHH...
[laughing]

- BROTHER FROM ANOTHER MOTHER,
RIGHT HERE, ANDY.

- YOU DO THAT
WITH YOUR BROTHER?

[laughing]
- IT'S A JOKE.

- UM, MALIA AND HANNAH?

- NO.
- PROBABLY.

- WE HAD A KISS ON
THE MOUTH, LIKE ALWAYS.

- MALIA AND MAX?

- NO.
- NO.

- UH-UH.
- HANNAH AND ADAM?

- NO.
- NO.

- WELL, I-I--
- WELL, ON THE SHOW,
YOU HAD A LITTLE--

BUT THAT WASN'T MAKING OUT.

- THAT, TO ME, THAT'S
JUST SO NOT SEXUAL.

- LAUREN AND ADAM?

- NO.
- NO.

[laughing]

- CALL OUT.
- DUN-DUN-DUN.

- L.A.
- IT WAS A--

IT WAS JUST A KISS.

IS THAT WHAT WE'RE GOING WITH?
JUST A KISS, RIGHT?

EVERYONE IS SAYING--
EVERYONE ELSE IS SAYING IT.

- JUST A KISS.

- WE HAD A VERY
PHYSICAL RELATIONSHIP.

- UM, LEAH D. FROM
BALTIMORE SAID,

"MALIA, DID IT
PISS YOU OFF

"THAT ADAM'S REACTION
TO YOU CHOOSING WES

"WAS TO SLUT SHAME YOU?

"HE CALLED YOU
DISGUSTING AND A SLUT."

- UH, YOU KNOW,
IT DIDN'T PISS ME OFF.

I WAS ACTUALLY MORE
JUST A LITTLE BUMMED.

I THINK ADAM'S
CHARACTER

IS ACTUALLY A LOT
GREATER THAN THAT.

SO, TO SEE HIM TO RESULT
TO THAT, OBVIOUSLY,

IT JUST IS A TESTAMENT
TO HOW HE HURT WAS.

SO--

- UM, OUR FRIEND CHRISSY TEIGEN
POSTED A POLL ON TWITTER.

- YEAH.
[laughing]

- "WATCHING 'BELOW DECK.'
IS IT WORSE TO GIVE
A WEDGIE AT 35

OR CRY THAT YOU
RECEIVED ONE?"

SO, THE RESULTS WERE
45% SAID GIVE A WEDGIE.

55% SAID CRY OVER ONE.

77,000 PEOPLE VOTED.

[laughing]
- OH, MY GOD.

- JUST SO YOU KNOW.

- UM, DEBBIE M.
FROM MIAMI WANTS TO KNOW,

"ADAM, WHY DIDN'T YOU
EXPOSE MALIA

AS SOON AS YOU REALIZED
THE TEXTS WERE FROM

THE SAME NIGHT
SHE HOOKED UP WITH WES?"

DID YOU STILL THINK
YOU HAD A CHANCE?

- YEAH.
- YOU DID.

- YEAH.

- WOW.

- HE WAS HOLDING
ON FOR DEAR LIFE.

- ON THE LAST SLIVER
OF HOPE, YOU KNOW?

- WELL, LIFE FOR THE EXTERIOR
CREW WAS SMOOTH SAILING

UNTIL WES WAS TASKED WITH
CHOOSING A LEAD DECKHAND,

MAKING HIS MATES WONDER

IF HE WAS THINKING
WITH HIS DECK.

WATCH.
[laughing]

- WHO IS YOUR LEAD
DECKHAND?

- I DON'T KNOW HOW
I FEEL ABOUT THIS

CHOOSING A RANKING THING.

- WELL, YOU HAVE TO.

- MALIA, DONE.

- I DON'T THINK
KISSING ON ANCHOR WATCH

WAS THE WISEST DECISION.

- YOU SHALL BE
OUR LEAD DECKHAND.

- CAPTAIN SANDY THOUGHT SO?

- WE BOTH FIGURED OUT THAT
THAT'S HOW IT SHOULD BE.

YOU'RE NOW LOOKING AT
THE NEW DECKHAND, MALIA.

- I'M AFRAID IT'S
GONNA BE VIEWED

LIKE I EARNED IT
BY KISSING THE BOSS.

- WE HEARD A RUMOR
THAT YOU AND MALIA
WERE MAKING OUT.

- YEAH, IT'S TRUE.

- THAT IS THE MOST
UNPROFESSIONAL THING

I'VE EVER SEEN
IN MY LIFE.

MY WORK ETHIC WAS
NEVER SEEN BECAUSE HE'S
SO FAR UP YOUR ASS.

- BASICALLY,
YOU'RE TELLING ME,

IS IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME
TO EARN THE TITLE

BECAUSE I'M A CUTE,
ATTRACTIVE FEMALE DECKHAND.

[laughing]
- THE DECISION IS MADE.

IT'S OVER.

- MALIA IS LEAD DECKHAND,
AND THAT PISSES ME OFF.

- HMM...

[laughing]
- ALL RIGHT, SO, CAPTAIN,

UM, CAPTAIN SANDY, UM,

SUZANNE FROM NORTH CAROLINA
WANTS TO KNOW

IF YOU WOULD STILL BACK WES'
DECISION TO PROMOTE MALIA

KNOWING THEY HAD
HOOKED UP?

- UH, YES.
- YOU WOULD.

- YES, BECAUSE I BELIEVE
THAT WES IS PROFESSIONAL.

AND HE REALLY BASED HIS
DECISION ON THE PERFORMANCE.

AND, YOU KNOW, MALIA
WAS ALWAYS ON THE BRIDGE

ASKING QUESTIONS.

BOBBY NEVER REALLY DID,
AND I EVEN TEXTED BOBBY.

I HAD NO IDEA YOU WANTED
TO BE A YACHT CAPTAIN,

BECAUSE IF I WOULD
HAVE KNOWN,

I WOULD HAVE ENCOURAGED YOU
TO COME ON THE BRIDGE MORE.

BUT MALIA WAS ALWAYS
ASKING ABOUT CHARTS,

AND SO I THINK HE BASED
HIS DECISION ON THAT.

- UH, WES, WHY DID YOU
TELL EVERYONE IT WAS,

UH, CAPTAIN SANDY'S DECISION
TO APPOINT MALIA--

[sighs]
- DO YOU KNOW WHAT?

- WHEN SHE LET YOU
MAKE THE DECISION?

- YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT WAS, UH, PROBABLY

A POOR CHOICE OF
WORDING, BUT IT WAS,

WAS WE AGREED ABOUT IT.

WE WENT TO THE BRIDGE,
AND IF CAPTAIN DIDN'T
AGREE WITH ME,

SHE WOULD HAVE SAID,
"WES, I DON'T AGREE WITH YOU.

"CHOOSE SOMEONE ELSE."

SO WHEN I WENT DOWN TO
CONFRONT THE BOYS

AND SAYING IT WAS
OUR DECISION,

IT WAS OUR AGREEANCE
THAT MALIA WAS--

- AGREEMENT.
- BUT SANDY JUST SAID,

"WHOEVER YOU PICK,
I'LL-I'LL BACK YOU."

- HAVE CONFIDENCE
IN YOUR DECISION.
- WELL, EXCEPT FOR YOU.

[laughing]

- YEAH, BUT YOU
COULD'VE PICKED ANYONE.

- EXCEPT FOR YOU.
- YEAH, I COULD HAVE.

- I DIDN'T WANT IT, MATE.
I DIDN'T WANT IT.

- YOU COULDN'T
TIE A LINE.

- MAX, UH, VANESSA FROM
BURLINGTON, VERMONT SAID,

"DO YOU RESPECT MALIA
AS LEAD DECKHAND,

OR DO YOU THINK SHE
GOT THE JOB BY BEING
WES' GIRLFRIEND?"

- I MEAN, IT'S HARD
BECAUSE, OBVIOUSLY,

MALIA IS REALLY GOOD
AT WHAT SHE DOES,

BUT THE FACT WAS,
YOU KNOW,

YOU-YOU GUYS WERE SPENDING
SO MUCH TIME TOGETHER

THAT, YOU KNOW,
POOR OLD BOBBY HERE WAS--

YOU KNOW, WE-- UH,
IT WAS ALWAYS ME AND BOBBY

WORKING TOGETHER
KIND OF THING,

AND THESE TWO WOULD BE
WORKING TOGETHER ALL THE TIME.

SO OBVIOUSLY, WES DIDN'T
REALLY GET TO SEE

MUCH OF WHAT BOBBY
IS DOING.

- SUZANNE J. WANTS TO KNOW

WHY BOBBY IS SUCH
A MAN BABY ABOUT THE
LEAD DECKHAND POSITION

AND HIS CHANCES
WITH MALIA.

"HE'S ALWAYS WHINING."

- I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY EVERYBODY THINKS
I'M ALWAYS WHINING.

- 'CAUSE YOU ARE.
- 'CAUSE YOU ARE.

- DON'T CHIME IN ON THIS.
- YOU KNOW WHAT?

I WILL SAY BOBBY IS A--
BOBBY'S A GREAT GUY.

- HE IS VERY COOL.
- THE LEAD DECKHAND THING

DID NOT SHOW TRUE BOBBY.

YOU KNOW, LIKE,
HE WAS UPSET, AND HE WAS HURT,

AND HE'S JUST AS
GOOD OF A WORKER,

IF NOT BETTER.
SO, IT'S-IT'S--

- THAN YOU?
NO WAY.

YOU'RE WAY BETTER.
- AND LOOK, FROM-FROM
MY PERSPECTIVE,

FROM A LEAD--
OR FROM THE BOATSWAIN--

- YOU DESERVED YOUR POSITION.
YOU DESERVED IT.

- AND-AND HE'S
DRIVING BOATS, NOW.

- AND HE'S DRIVING BOATS.
- AND HE'S DRIVING BOATS.

- YEAH.
- SO, YEAH, FROM WHAT
I'VE SEEN NOW,

AS BEING A BOATSWAIN

AND WATCHING
THESE GUYS ON DECK,

I'VE NEVER SAID A BAD
THING ABOUT EITHER OF
THEM-- ANY OF THEM.

I'VE ONLY BROUGHT THEM UP,

AND THAT'S SO GREAT
FOR ME, ACTUALLY,

LOOKING AFTER THE SEASON
AND SEEING THEM

ALL STILL BEING
SO SUCCESSFUL IN INDUSTRY.

MALIA HAS GOT 100 TON--
ABOUT TO GET 200 TON.

BOBBY IS WORKING
COUNTLESS CHARTERS--

ABOUT TO GET HIS 100 TON.
- WHAT AM I DOING, MATE?

- AND MAX IS FREELANCING--
- YEAH, MAX.

[collective chatter]

I LOVE THEM.

- COMING UP...

"BUGS, DID YOU ACTUALLY
EVER LIKE OR RESPECT
HANNAH AT ALL?

"DO YOU THINK YOU'RE
BETTER THAN HER?"

- WE'RE BACK WITH

- WE'RE BACK WITH
THE "BELOW DECK MED"

- WE'RE BACK WITH
THE "BELOW DECK MED"
SEASON TWO REUNION.

THE INTERIOR CREW STARTED
OUT AS A UNITED FRONT,

BUT WHEN HANNAH STARTED
DELEGATING MORE TASKS,

THINGS BETWEEN
THE STEWS BOILED OVER.H.

- WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO LEAD
SERVICE FOR THESE GUYS?

- HANNAH IS JUST
TOO QUICK TO GIVE UP
HER RESPONSIBILITIES.

HANNAH DOES MORE
TALKING THAN WORKING.

- I'LL COME BACK AT,
LIKE, QUARTER TO.

- OKAY.

WHEN I WAS A CHIEF STEW,
I WOULD NEVER HAVE LEFT
MY GIRLS

TO SET UP A HUGE EVENT
BY THEMSELVES.

- MAYBE BUGSY SHOULD
BE THE CHIEF STEW.

- DON'T YOU FEEL LIKE WE'RE
DOING A LOT OF EXTRA WORK?

- OH, YOU'RE ONLY
NOTICING THIS NOW?

SHE'S BEING ABSOLUTELY LAZY.

AND HAS NOT SET ONE TABLE
THIS ENTIRE SEASON,

NOT ONE TABLE.

YOU'VE BEEN
A LOUSY CHIEF STEW.

I DON'T FEEL LIKE YOU'RE
PULLING YOUR WEIGHT.

- OKAY.

- DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING
YOU WANNA SAY TO ME?

- NO.
- OKAY, THANK YOU.

- ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

I WAS JUST TOUCHING BASE
WITH LAUREN ABOUT

ALL THE SH-- SHE'S
BEEN TALKING ABOUT ME.

- I'M NOT GONNA LIE ABOUT
SOMETHING THAT I'VE HEARD.

- DON'T TAKE
A SECOND STEW JOB,

IF YOU WANNA BE CHIEF STEW.

- THIS IS CHILDISH
AS SH--.

- SHOO.

[laughing]

- UM, SO, HERE'S A QUESTION
FOR-- ANNIE C. FROM OHIO--

ANNIE C. FROM OHIO SAID,

"WHO DO YOU ALL THINK
IS THE BETTER STEW,

"HANNAH OR BUGSY?"

ANYONE?

- I THINK THEY BOTH
HAVE DIFFERENT STYLES.

- YEAH.
- YEAH.

- AND EVERYONE HAS
THEIR OWN STYLE.

I'VE WORKED UNDER
MANY CHIEF STEWS.

I'VE WORKED FOR
CHIEF STEWS LIKE BUGSY.

I'VE WORKED FOR
CHIEF STEWS LIKE HANNAH.

THEY HAVE DIFFERENT
MANAGEMENT STYLES.

I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST
EITHER OF THEM.

THEY BOTH ARE GREAT
AT WHAT THEY DO.

THEY JUST HAVE DIFFERENT
WAYS OF GOING ABOUT

EXECUTING THEIR JOBS.

- YEAH, YEAH.
- AND BUGSY IS A-A GOOD--

A VERY GOOD STEWARDESS.
SHE IS.

- KELLY FROM
CALIFORNIA SAID,

"BUGS, DID YOU ACTUALLY
EVER LIKE OR RESPECT
HANNAH AT ALL?

"DO YOU THINK YOU'RE
BETTER THAN HER?"

- OF COURSE NOT.

I DON'T THINK I'M
BETTER THAN ANYONE,

AND THAT'S MY HONEST TRUTH.

- DID YOU EVER LIKE HER
OR RESPECT HER?

- I DID.
- YOU DID?

- I DID LIKE HANNAH, YEAH.

- PATRICK G.
FROM MINNESOTA SAID,

UH, "LAUREN, DO YOU THINK YOU
TRIED TO PLAY IT BOTH WAYS,

SUCKING UP TO BOTH
HANNAH AND BUGSY?

WHO DO YOU THINK WOULD HAVE
MADE A BETTER CHIEF STEW?"

- I 100% PLAYED BOTH SIDES

BECAUSE I AM
A PEOPLE PLEASER.

I WANT EVERYONE
TO BE HAPPY.

I WANT EVERYONE TO WORK AS
A TEAM AND GET THINGS DONE,

AND IF IT'S TWO PEOPLE ARE
TELLING ME CONTRADICTING THINGS,

I HAVE TO GO WITH
MY SUPERIOR,

WHICH IS HANNAH,
WHICH ON--

ULTIMATELY TRUMPS
WHAT BUGSY SAYS

AND DOESN'T MEAN I DISLIKE
EITHER ONE OF THEM.

IT'S JUST THERE'S
A HIERARCHY ONBOARD,

AND I RESPECT THE HIERARCHY.

- ADAM, MARIA C.
FROM FORT LAUDERDALE

WANTS TO KNOW WHO
YOU'D RATHER WORK WITH

IN THE GALLEY,
HANNAH OR BUGSY?

YOU KINDA HAD
YOUR MOMENTS WITH BOTH.

- YEAH, YOU KNOW,
UM, I THINK THE CHEF

IS ALWAYS GONNA BUTT HEADS
WITH THE CHIEF STEW,

AND, UH, IT DOESN'T MATTER
IF IT'S BUGSY.

- IT DOESN'T MATTER
IF IT'S HANNAH.

- IS THAT TRUE?

- YES.
- GENERALLY, YES.

- YEAH, ALWAYS.

[laughing]
- A HUNDRED PERCENT.

- I MEAN, YOU GEN--
YOU'LL ALWAYS FIND
A COMMON GROUND.

IT'S-IT'S REALLY
LIKE A BROTHER AND
SISTER SCENARIO,

IS WHAT IT IS.

- UM, LAUREN, ALLIE
FROM MICHIGAN WANTS TO KNOW

IF YOU DID ANYTHING
BUT LAUNDRY ON THE BOAT.

- I ACTUALLY DID SO MUCH--
- STIRRED THE POTS A FEW TIMES.

- I HONESTLY DID SO
MUCH BESIDES LAUNDRY.

IT'S MOST OF--
- THAT'S GREAT.

- IT'S MOSTLY THINGS
THAT I DO ALONE,

WHICH DOESN'T
REQUIRE A CAMERA

'CAUSE I'M NOT
SPEAKING TO ANYONE.

SO, I MEAN, I'M SURE
EVERYONE HERE WOULD VOUCH

THAT I WORKED PROBABLY
ONE OF THE HARDEST

THIS CHARTER SEASON.

- UH, AMBER
FROM ATLANTA SAID,

"BUGSY, YOU WERE
SO CRITICAL OF HANNAH
IN ALMOST EVERY EPISODE.

"DID YOU NOT SEE THAT BY
CONSTANTLY TALKING NEGATIVELY

"ABOUT YOUR CHIEF STEW,
YOU WERE MAKING YOURSELF

"LOOK PETTY,
UNPROFESSIONAL,

"AND UNWORTHY OF THE JOB?

"WHO WOULD WANNA HIRE YOU
WITH THAT ATTITUDE?"

- WELL, LET'S JUST
SAY IT THIS WAY.

I NEVER CRITICIZED HANNAH IN
THE WORKSPACE ONCE, OKAY?

SO, I-I THINK IT
WAS MORE INFORMATIVE

OF THE WAY THAT I WOULD
DO THINGS DIFFERENTLY,

NOT NECESSARILY--
- "WHEN I WAS CHIEF STEW."

- WELL, WHEN I WAS
CHIEF STEW, RIGHT?

LIKE, IT WAS JUST
INFORMATIVE, UH,

ON OUR TWO DIFFERENT
MANAGEMENT STYLES.

- BUT SHE'S YOUR
CHIEF STEW, SO--

- BUT I NEVER DISRESPECTED
THAT IN THE WORKSPACE.

I DID WHATEVER HANNAH SAID
HOW SHE WOULD LIKE ME

TO DO IT,
AND I DID IT.

- DO YOU AGREE WITH THAT?

- I AGREE THAT SHE
DID WHAT I SAID.

I THINK THERE WAS A BIT
OF ATTITUDE SOMETIMES,

BUT I THINK THAT'S
REALLY NORMAL

WHEN YOU'RE WORKING IN
SUCH A HIGH PRESSURE,

HIGH STRESS ENVIRONMENT.

THAT CAN OUT NATURALLY.

AND, YOU KNOW, I THINK
I SOMETIMES, YOU KNOW,

HAD ATTITUDE
WITH SANDY WHEN I--

NOT DIRECTLY,
BUT WHEN YOU'RE EXHAUSTED,

AND YOU'RE STRESSED,

AND YOU HAVE THAT
MUCH PRESSURE ON YOU,

YOU CAN GET FRUSTRATED,

AND I DON'T THINK AT ALL
THAT IT WAS BUGS' INTENTION

TO-TO BE THAT WAY.

- WOW.

AFTER THE BREAK...

I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE
MAYBE A LITTLE MORE HURT

THAN YOU'RE LETTING ON.

IS THERE STILL A PART
OF YOU THAT LOVES HER?

♪♪♪

I WANNA GO BACK

I WANNA GO BACK
TO SOMETHING,

AND I'M NOT TRYING TO
PICK A SCAB OR ANYTHING,

BUT I JUST HAVE
TO GO BACK.

[laughing]
I'M SORRY, BUT, LIKE,

YOUR EYES ARE MISTY.

YOU TOLD ME THAT
YOUR DAD ALWAYS TOLD YOU

THAT YOU COULD FALL
IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE

THE MINUTE YOU MET THEM.

YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU
TOLD MALIA YOU LOVED HER

THE DAY YOU MET HER.
- MM-HMM.

- I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE--

- NOT THE DAY
I MET HER, BUT--

- OKAY, BUT I FEEL
LIKE YOU'RE MAYBE

A LITTLE MORE HURT
THAN YOU'RE LETTING ON.

- YOU KNOW, THERE'S NOTHING
THAT YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.

I LOOK AT THE TWO OF THEM
WALK DOWN THE STREET

LAST NIGHT WHEN
WE ALL HAD DRINKS,

AND THEY WERE KILLIN' IT.

THEY LOOK AMAZING TOGETHER,

AND THERE'S NOTHING
I CAN DO OR SAY

THAT'S GONNA CHANGE THAT.

SO, AT SOME POINT,
YOU JUST GOTTA GROW UP

AND WISH 'EM
THE BEST OF LUCK.

- IS THERE STILL A PART
OF YOU THAT LOVES HER?

- NO, NO, TIME'S UP.

- WHO HERE IS ACTUALLY
SINGLE, RIGHT NOW?

[laughing]
- JUST KIDDING.

- EVERYBODY,
CAPTAIN SANDY, BUGSY--

BOBBY?
- NO, MAX IS NOT.

- MAX, ARE YOU NOT
WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND?

- NO, I'M WITH
MY GIRLFRIEND.

- YEAH, NO, THEY
DIDN'T RAISE.

- OH, THEY DIDN'T.
- THERE ARE THREE OF THEM.

- WOW, WE GOT
A LOTTA SINGLE--

- TAKING APPLICATIONS.
- UM, CAPTAIN SANDY,

I HAVE TO THINK
THAT YOUR D.M.s HAVE
BEEN LIGHTING UP.

- WELL, YEAH, WELL, IT'S
PRETTY SCARY, ACTUALLY.

SO--
- REALLY?

- I LIKE IT TO
HAPPEN ORGANICALLY.

- YES, YOU DO.

- YEAH.
- WOW.

KATE W. FROM OHIO
WANTS TO KNOW,

"CAPTAIN SANDY,
IF YOU COULD HIRE
ONLY ONE OF THE CREW,

"TO WORK WITH YOU AGAIN,
WHO WOULD IT BE AND WHY?"

- WHY DO I HAVE
TO DO THIS?

I LOVE THEM ALL.
- YOU LOVE THEM ALL.

- SERIOUSLY.

- WES IS HER FAVORITE.

- WES.
- OH, COME ON.

- IT IS WES.
- THANK YOU, CAPTAIN SANDY.

THANK YOU.
- ALL I WANNA SAY

TO-TO ALL OF YOU,
YOU KNOW, IT WAS A PLEASURE

TO WORK WITH ALL OF YOU.

THE OTHER PART OF IT IS,
DON'T LIE TO YOUR CAPTAIN.

JUST TELL
YOUR CAPTAIN THE TRUTH

BECAUSE TEAMWORK
MAKES THE DREAM WORK.

- WHOO-WHOO.
- ALL RIGHT.

- HASHTAG.
- I LIKE IT.

ANYONE HAVE ANY REGRETS
FROM THE SEASON?

- YES, I DO.
I HAVE A FEW.

I WOULD DEFINITELY HAVE LEFT
IT 'TIL WE WERE OFF CHARTER

TO PLAY TONSIL HOCKEY
WITH JASON,

AND, UM, I PROBABLY
WOULD HAVE CALMED MYSELF

AND DEFINITELY
GIVEN CAPTAIN SANDY

MORE TIME FOR US TO
ADJUST TO EACH OTHER

THAN I WOULD HAVE TO-TO BE
SO QUICK TO-TO JUDGE.

- ANY-ANY WITH YOU, BUGS?

- YEAH, I THINK I PROBABLY
WOULD HAVE COME TO YOU

A LOT SOONER, HANNAH,
IN THE SEASON

WITH MY FRUSTRATION.
- HMM.

- RATHER THAN
THE LAST CHARTER.

UM, I NEEDED TO SAY IT.

AT THE END OF THE DAY,
I WASN'T GONNA LEAVE THE BOAT

WITHOUT SAYING WHAT I FELT.

- I THINK I WOULD
HAVE SPENT MORE TIME
IN THE BRIDGE, AS WELL.

[laughing]

- THAT'S RIGHT, MAX.

- HAVE A BIT MORE
INCENTIVE TO LEARN.

- I PROBABLY WOULD HAVE NOT
LED EVERYONE ON SO LONG--

MADE MY DECISION SOONER
AND MADE IT EASIER

ON ALL PARTIES
INVOLVED.

- WHY DID I KEEP THE SECRET
THE ENTIRE TIME?

THAT WAS, LIKE,
THE DUMBEST THING I
COULD HAVE EVER DONE.

- WE THOUGHT
WE'D PULL IT OFF.

[laughing]
- YEAH-- IDIOT.

- NO REGRETS FROM ME.

I'D DO THE SAME THING
ALL OVER AGAIN.

- SERIOUSLY?
- BOBBY, ANYTHING?

- REALLY?
- ME?

- YEAH.
- I MEAN--

I MEAN, MY ONLY
REGRET WOULD PROBABLY
NOT TO PEOPLE PLEASE,

BUT THAT'S JUST ME,
AND THAT'S WHO I AM,

AND IF IT MAKES ME LOOK
TWO-FACED OR INSECURE,

THAT'S FINE.
I CAN OWN THAT,

BUT I JUST WANT EVERYONE TO BE
HAPPY AT THE END OF THE DAY.

- UM, YOU KNOW...
[sighs]

I-I-I DON'T REGRET ANYTHING,

BUT I JUST LEARNED A LOT
OF WHAT NOT TO DO.

UH, AND, UH, I THINK,
UM, YOU KNOW,

IT'LL ALL PAN OUT
ONE OF THE DAYS.

SO, WE'LL SEE--
JUST SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

- THERE YOU GO.
- ALL RIGHT, WELL,

I WANNA THANK THE CREW
OF THE "SIROCCO."

THIS WAS GREAT.
WHAT AN AMAZING SEASON.

[chuckles]
IT WAS AWESOME.

SEE YOU LATER.

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