Below Deck Mediterranean (2016–…): Season 1, Episode 8 - Charter King - full transcript
Hannah's migraine explodes when the charter guests bring back a large group of girls on board. Upon their exit, the bachelors anoint Danny as the charter MVP, much to the chagrin of Bobby and Bryan. And, Danny continues to lose the respect of his crew by breaking yet another yachtie code and inserting himself into Hannah and Ben's business.
Previously on "Below Deck
Mediterranean..."
Tonight a problem arose
with our chief stewardess,
and you don't throw me
under the bus
if you're the chief stew.
- Last night,
- the whole thing's bullsháá.
- If you have a problem
- with me,
We're gonna talk about it.
- Never go
- to the fáááing captain.
- Okay, let's just
- fáááing move on.
- Come here.
- All right, baby.
- Okay?
- Yeah.
Sometimes my sweetness
can come off as flirting,
- but I've got a guy
- that I really love.
You are being flirty, though.
Danny, when you're
helping out Ben,
just stay out of the way.
- When there's no room,
- it's like, "Agh!"
I want to help you
do your job better.
I... I don't need your help
to do my job better.
That's fine.
That's really pissed me off.
Welcome aboard.
The itinerary says nothing
except "bring girls."
Daniel, Bryan, and Bobby.
We would like them
to accompany us
on the beach this afternoon.
Hell, yeah.
Beach, babes, drinks.
The logical choice would be
Bobby and Danny.
We're gonna party!
[horn blares]
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
[upbeat dance music]
Whoo!
Welcome to Greece!
That go-go dancer up there,
man, she's smokin'.
♪ ♪
That's a body right there.
Mm.
Here's a challenge.
You or you, whoever can go
up there and kiss her first
wins 100 bucks.
You want to go first?
Yeah, can we wait...
While she's dancing?
You just have to go
up there and kiss her.
I'm gonna go talk to her.
Okay, here we go.
Watch him.
My friends over there...
[laughs]
Bobby thinks he's got all
the game in the world, right?
- I got no game;
- he's got the game.
- I don't know girls;
- he knows girls.
I don't think you know girls
- the way you think
- you know girls.
Shot down.
She rejected him.
All right, now it's your turn.
- All right.
- Your turn.
I'll give you a heads up;
- She doesn't speak English
- very well.
- No English.
- No.
Let me show you
how it's done, Bobby.
Oh, my God,
he jumped up there.
♪ ♪
Let's go, Danny!
Whoo!
Look, look.
- No, no!
- No!
- Yes. Come on.
- Come on.
Yes.
He has got way more game
than you do.
Boom-shaka-laka.
[laughs]
I won't pay up.
I didn't even go
for the cheek!
- Oh, that's not fair.
- Whoo!
[laughs]
Karma is a bitch.
[laughs]
Hello, Hannah.
Are you feeling all right?
Go back to bed.
As chief stew, this is my baby
and it's my ship,
and I need to make sure
everything is going perfectly
before I take any rest.
- Is this a thing that you have?
- No.
- Never?
- No.
All right, baby.
Hey, guys, I got
more people to party!
[people cheering]
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
I'm a bit scared about
organizing his fruit drawer now.
I would be too.
Hannah, I feel like Bobby's
being a bit awkward.
- I kind of thought
- that might happen, darlin'.
- [laughs]
- I had to be honest.
- I know, but it doesn't...
- It's weird.
Like, he's being awkward,
like, totally awkward.
Avoiding you and stuff?
Not... well, a little bit,
- or he doesn't really want
- to talk to me,
Which is fair enough.
He's, like, the only... one of
the only kind of sane people
on the boat
that I can talk to.
- Hey.
- Hey, what's up?
- Just going over spots,
- because at first it looks good,
And then it's streaky.
- Yeah, just do
- the best you can, you know?
This job takes enthusiasm
and motivation.
This, I went over everything,
so that's my last window.
This is ridiculous.
- That's what makes
- a good deckhand,
And Jen, although she says
she's the best,
she just has no motivation.
- Seems like she doesn't want
- to be here.
- Hey, real quick,
- give a squeegee.
Steal the hose from them,
and then we'll go from there.
Wait.
Daniel, Daniel, Hannah.
Hey, we got a party, baby!
I have a plan.
We're gonna have f-u-n,
okay?
- What's that?
- What's that?
- Fun.
- Fun.
Daniel, Daniel, Hannah.
[music pulsing]
[whooping]
- The reins have been
- pulled down.
♪ ♪
Heeeeeey!
This is ridiculous.
- I don't know what he's doing
- on the beach,
Whether he's distracted.
We just need to do
the best that we can
- and pray my head
- doesn't explode
All over their starter.
Daniel, Daniel, Hannah.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
These guys here, they are,
like, millionaires.
They got yachts.
They got Jet Skis.
♪ ♪
We can. It depends on
whenever these guys are ready.
We got hot tubs.
Let's take it.
Take it to the yacht?
Take it to the yacht.
- We're gonna party
- on a yacht tonight.
- You're in? You're in?
- We're good.
- You're in?
- Yes, she is.
- You're coming to the yacht,
- right, with your friend?
And you're coming too?
I'm like that genie
from Aladdin.
What are your three wishes?
Fun? Girls?
More girls?
[clicks tongue]
I got you, baby.
- Yeah.
- All right, cool.
- Then I gotta figure out
- which girl
- I'm gonna take back
- to the master suite.
- Oh, man.
- That's all you.
Hey, Bobby,
can I borrow your walkie?
Yeah, thank you.
[scoffs]
♪ ♪
Hannah, Hannah, Daniel.
Go ahead, Daniel.
We are planning
to come back to the yacht
at 7:00.
- The guests would like
- to have dinner.
And we have an extra
eight guests on top of
the current charter guests
that we have.
Copy that.
Thanks.
I think they just said
how many guests tonight,
Ben.
- Well, I'd like to know
- the answer, please.
I think 13.
7:00 p.m., 13 people.
- 7:00 p.m.?
- Yeah.
Are you kidding me?
I don't think he understood.
- I mean, if we're gonna
- pick 'em up at 7:00,
- How are we gonna pick 'em up
- at 7:00
And have dinner at 7:00?
- For 13.
- For 13.
With half an hour's notice.
I'm gonna get started
setting up upstairs.
[lively music]
13? Oh, my.
Thanks, Daniel.
♪ ♪
You ready?
Let's go, baby.
- We're gonna have
- a great dinner,
Because you're the man.
You got the most character.
- Screw him; I'll party with you
- any day of the week.
[laughs]
Give me a hug, bro.
- I'm always getting so much flak
- for interacting
With the guests,
and finally it's so gratifying
to be recognized.
- That's everybody?
- Daniel!
Daniel! Daniel!
[laughing]
I got you!
I miss you!
I got you.
- All right, I'm gonna do
- a meat platter quickly,
- And then we do
- a shrimp cocktail as well.
Thank you, ladies.
- You gonna be all right
- with that?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Fááá my life.
Oh, get ready, Tiff.
Put on your stew face.
Greetings.
- No shoes.
- No shoes?
- No shoes.
- No shoes.
Thank you.
It's very common for guests
- to bring people back
- to the boat,
But I'm a very, very, very big
fan of manners.
I don't care whether
you're the president
of the United States
or the cleaner.
- Just in this shoe box
- over here.
This is gonna be
a long night.
I'm gonna set you up
for dinner inside.
Hello.
Hi, there.
- Yeah, whatever you like.
- Excellent.
Yeah, me too.
Champagne? Sure.
Captain!
How are you doing?
Daniel-san
is the man.
[chuckles]
Bobby?
He's a pretender.
Okay, I'll remember that.
- One's a ninja;
- the other's a grasshopper.
[scoffs] It's so lame,
- how these guests are obsessed
- with Danny.
It's just like, "I thought"
you guys were smart."
- Hey, boys.
- Hey, man.
'Sup? How we doing?
- How'd it go?
- Great.
- You having fun yet?
- Oh, yeah.
- Captain, I'm just gonna
- salute you, man.
That was good.
That was fun.
[laughs]
Good enough.
So back to... back to work?
Yup.
Got it.
[people cheering]
- Tomorrow we'll bring back
- a bunch of people
- Who only want to Jet Ski
- all day.
[laughs]
That'll be our payback.
You want to go first or me?
- You can go first.
- Okay.
Thanks for bringing
that bunch back.
Fáááing miserable.
- [women cheer]
- Yeah, man.
- I would never
- in a million years
- Go talk to those girls;
- they're fáááing busted.
You know? They are.
- I chatted with the guys,
- mostly.
Oh, gosh.
Anyway, thanks.
Someday I hope to be in love
and happy and married and...
If I marry a Frenchwoman,
I will speak French again.
I will learn the language.
So we're going to France
- for you to marry
- a Frenchwoman, then?
Sure, let's go.
[all talking]
[laughs]
You can only laugh, right?
- Well, you can't do
- anything else.
Otherwise, you'd go to prison.
Exactly.
[laughing]
This is frustrating me
to another level.
I would prefer him
not be in the galley.
I don't know why you like
to start drama, Hannah.
Get the fááá away from me.
Hey, how you guys doing?
[people cheering]
- Keep enjoying yourself, guys,
- right?
Unfortunately, I have
to get back to work, but...
- No.
- What?
- I'll chime in here and there,
- but I can't...
You know, I got to do
my job, so there you go.
But I'll...[mumbling]
Okay?
[laughs]
It's the worst fáááing day
ever to get a migraine.
- I could think of someone
- to punch in the face.
- I don't think
- this fridge is working.
- Awesome.
- Gins and blacks.
Hot tub's filling.
- Hot tub's heating now.
- And heating.
- So I guess this is a good time.
- Okay.
Do we have enough chairs?
I don't know.
- [laughs]
- We don't.
Deck crew, deck crew,
can someone bring four chairs
down from the aft deck, please?
- If there's anything
- that I can help you ladies out
To make it easier,
just let me know,
- 'cause I know it's extra people
- and that's extra work.
I got you, okay?
Cool, no problem.
Danny keeps talking
about helping us,
but it would be super cool
if he actually helped us.
- We're doing buffet-style now,
- darling?
Fááá yeah, we are.
Put the napkins up there.
I am so sorry.
- I just made your job
- way difficult.
It is what it is.
I'm gonna do what I can
to kind of make this
- a little bit smoother
- for y'all, okay?
Are you also gonna cut me
a bigger paycheck as well?
[laughter]
That accent's incredible,
isn't it?
Hers and yours.
[laughs]
You are from...
Germany?
No, I'm English.
Sorry, I'm definitely
not German.
So sorry.
- Basically still in Europe,
- at least, hey?
All right, so we're good.
- Yeah, you just go
- and prepare yourself
For a pretty horrible evening.
- You got it.
- Thank you.
[upbeat music]
Look at these dresses.
They're shrinking right up.
Mine's gonna be, like,
up my ass.
Just don't bend over.
Hannah.
[women shrieking]
- [whispering]
- What the fááá?
[women shrieking]
Whoo!
[laughs]
- Really?
- Yeah.
- They're bad?
- They're screaming so loud.
And my head is about
to fáááing explode.
Hannah and I are fine.
Ugh, babe, I'm sorry.
I do value
Hannah's friendship.
On a night like this,
use your resources.
- If you're not feeling good,
- then, you know...
Daniel-san!
Daniel-san!
How's dinner coming along?
Good. I was just about
to come up and let you know.
- Is there enough room
- for all of us?
Yeah.
- Why is the boat rocking
- so much?
We're not even moving.
We are in water.
Water goes like that.
- Hey, it can't be
- all girls on one side.
- Oh, you have no clue.
- You all gotta come over here.
This is, like, my least
favorite type of service...
Not very silver service.
- It's more kind of
- [slurring] a bunch of mates.
And if they want to do that,
they should probably
just stay at the bar and order
a few buckets of chicken.
- [overlapping chatter,
- shouting]
- Ben?
- Yes.
- At the end of the night,
- we want milkshakes
With some rum in 'em.
Sure.
- [laughs]
- Wax on, wax off!
- Hey, look at that.
- You see that?
Daniel-san, you are
my new hero.
I want you to come work for me.
I'll be my star sales rep.
Sounds good.
Hey, man, you got a job.
[laughter]
Because you know what?
Bobby, even though he's got,
like, a half-ass tattoo...
- [laughs]
- Oof.
You're better.
Oh!
Daniel gets off
on talking to the guests.
He's not a yachtie;
He's a salesman.
- So it's almost sometimes like
- he's acting
Rather than working.
Hey, look at that guy
right there.
You're cool,
but he's really cool.
Daniel-san is the man.
Oh, my God.
- Can you make those milkshakes
- for us again?
- I'm gonna do my best,
- I promise.
Poor Bobby.
[laughs] Bam.
"Danny's the man."
I'm gonna lose my sháá.
- I just don't want
- to fáááing hear it.
- I'm fáááing sick and tired
- of this Goddamn kid.
Oh, God.
- Now Danny's on
- this high pedestal,
And he's gonna think
he's so fáááing cool.
- You can't do anything
- but laugh.
- It's not that
- I'm getting the digs.
It's that I can't
deliver digs back.
[sighs]
We work so hard to help Danny
not fááá up left and right,
and for some reason,
Jerry loves this fáááing idiot,
and it is not helping me
and Bryan.
- "Like, dude, you don't even know
- the half about this kid."
You know?
Whoo-ooh!
- Hopefully, he's just gonna be
- more of a yes-man
And more positive now
- and just gonna do what I say
- without questioning it.
It's not Daniel's role
to try to create experiences
that they're gonna remember.
We want them to enjoy
the space that they're in
and create memories
around themselves.
Daniel-san!
You're my man.
We don't look
to the greenest deckhand
to act like a clown on a yacht.
- Hannah's trying
- to keep it together.
Don't let it get you.
What's happening?
How's it going?
[people cheering]
- Okay, let's go with dinner,
- please.
Can we just finish
water and wine service?
Um, you should have
communicated that earlier.
Yeah.
Yeah.
- [slurring] Wait until
- you guys see what's coming.
Oh, my goodness.
- - Do you want to tell me
- what it is?
Brown rice
with roasted vegetables...
Eggplants, peppers, onions...
And chopped almond.
All right.
Feta saganyaki, brown rice
with Mediterranean vegetables.
What did you guys do
without us?
Who was with you last night?
Nobody, nobody.
- Well, I'm sorry
- you weren't there.
- I'm really competitive
- right now.
Nobody...
Is Angelina Jolie here?
- These are done.
- Mmm.
The feta cheese is good.
It is America!
Excellent.
Are these appetizers?
- [laughs]
- This is dinner.
- Oh, that's dinner?
- Yes.
They're the entrées.
[laughter]
- [slurring]
- All I care about
Is the milkshakes
with some rum or vodka in 'em.
Sweet.
- Jerry, how good
- are the milkshakes?
- When the milkshake
- comes out,
You'll be like...
Intense expression.
- No, you guys should stay.
- We're gonna have fun.
- There's a hot tub
- on the upper deck.
It's awesome.
Daniel-san!
Yeah!
[laughs]
Better than him screaming
"Daniel-san" every second.
Danny has no idea
of his position on board.
I'm loving this crowd.
This is the crowd right here.
- I'm so sick of him
- getting in the way
Of me doing my job.
You are the charter king.
[laughs]
They love him.
At least someone does.
- Enough people hate him,
- right?
He looks like
the Karate Kid.
[laughs]
I even have a bandana.
Wax on, wax off.
- I'll put it on just for you.
- How about that?
- You're my man.
- You're my man, baby.
I think we have to think about
- a slightly different schedule
- for tonight
- 'Cause of late-night
- tender runs...
- Get all the guests
- back ashore.
- It's just gonna be
- very time-consuming.
It's Jen's night tonight.
- I thought
- that Daniel was late.
No, he's been summoned
to the galley.
He's gonna stay in there.
Captain, how do you feel
about Daniel being so
interactive with the guests?
- I think he's doing
- more good in the galley
- Than he's doing
- with the guests.
- I think we're just gonna
- have to gut it out.
How y'all doing?
All crew, all crew,
wind speed is increasing.
Jen, tie that line.
He's not gonna make it.
- Sháá, sháá, sháá, sháá.
- Stay down.
- I'm losing it.
- This is not good.
Daniel-san!
Daniel-san!
[laughs]
Hey.
So Ben is very aware
- that having Danny in the galley
- drives me insane.
And Ben apologizes
and then yet decides
to piss me off like that,
so he's very confusing.
Benji!
Straws?
Yeah, why not?
All right, if they're not
sufficiently inebriated
after that, they might be
immune to alcohol.
[laughter]
Really?
Oh, here we go!
Milkshake!
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, that's delicious.
Hey, Ben, Ben, Ben!
- Get out here, Ben!
- Get out here!
- Ben...
- Oh, that's good, Ben.
Is it? Good, good.
- Oh!
- Cheers, everyone.
[overlapping chatter]
All right, guys, well, enjoy.
- Thank you, my man.
- Cheers, everyone.
How's your head?
We got this.
Boys, boys.
Wha-tooo!
[people cheering]
Both: Wax on, wax off.
Toyota.
[imitating Japanese]
[laughter]
Daniel-san!
- I'm pretty sure
- these girls are over it
Just as much as we are.
Can they stay for a while
tonight?
Well, they'll get
a ride too, later.
- It's not that
- we don't want to stay, but...
- Well, maybe we should
- go join them.
We're boating from here
to the other island.
Deck crew, Hannah.
- It looks like
- they're wrapping up dinner
And the girls might need
a tender to shore.
Okay, copy that.
Game time, baby.
You got my email.
[grunts]
Bobby, Bobby, Bryan.
We're ready to go when they are.
Cool. Copy that.
Bobby!
[people cheer]
All right, time to go.
He's the boss.
All right,
we'll see you guys off.
None of 'em got lucky.
Well, welcome to the club.
You have my number.
Take it easy, guys.
Bye!
You did really well tonight.
- Can I touch on two things
- with you quickly?
Yeah, go for it.
Firstly, I got, like,
a tiny bit annoyed tonight
because in the middle of my
water, bread, wine service,
and you started
sending food out.
- Honey...
- And now I need...
Honey, hold on one second.
- They were already at the table.
- Yeah.
All right.
Okay.
Hannah is gonna fight me
tooth and nail...
on everything.
It never stops.
- But you also need
- to understand
That you're the one
who's got him in the galley,
and this is also frustrating me
to another level,
but I'm trying to, like...
Well, he's doing a lot
for you as well.
What?
He's cleaning your stations.
I would much prefer
to clean my own station
and him not be in the galley.
I thought he was great.
He's great because he's
helping you out a lot,
and I understand that,
and that's why I'm trying
to work with it, Ben.
- I'm glad you are,
- because it's my kitchen,
- And if I decide
- that he's gonna work with me,
- He's gonna decide
- to work with me.
- Okay.
- Yeah, yeah, cool.
When Hannah's angry,
I would compare her to a bull
in a bull ring.
Sweet.
And if that makes me
the matador,
watch out, Hannah.
Okay, thank you.
Mm-hmm.
Have a nice evening.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Bryan, Bryan.
- - Yes?
- Just keep your eye
- over your shoulder
At the cliffs there.
We're getting pretty close.
The wind's picking up.
Yeah, I will.
Hannah.
Oh, listen, thank you, I...
Thanks.
You are the bomb.
Why are you down there?
Oh, God, this feels good.
You're so pretty.
- No.
- Yes, you are.
I have great taste.
Maybe it's a girl thing,
- or maybe
- it's a me specific thing,
But it's like
when Ben pisses me off,
if I go and kind of
do something with Bobby,
it's almost like a little bit
of a dagger to Ben.
Bye, guys.
See you in a little bit.
- Have fun.
- You look great.
You look great.
Good morning.
- Morning, Jerry.
- How you doing?
- I'm gonna be feeling
- pretty good here
In probably about an hour.
[laughs]
- Is it gonna be cloudy
- like this all day?
- Well, that,
- I can't tell you.
Hope it warms up a little bit.
- We want to get
- in the water today.
Oh, you will.
See if my boys are awake yet.
- All right.
- Okay.
- See you later.
- See you in a bit.
Do you want a coffee?
Yes, please.
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
- I wonder where
- I might get coffee.
Espresso?
Maybe regular coffee.
Milk, cream.
Sure.
- Super. Thank you.
- My pleasure.
- What the fááá is going on
- around here?
No one told me
the guests are up.
I wish I had been woken earlier,
guys, to be honest.
Well, honey...
- I kind of want
- to know about it.
Okay.
- I don't want to be late
- for the guests,
Because now I have to throw
something together real quick.
May as well do lamp chops
for breakfast, actually.
I think Ben and I have, like,
got this relationship already
where it's just like... almost
like an old married couple.
- We bicker.
- We fight.
We put up with each other.
And that's it.
- Did I seem pretty drunk
- to you last night?
- No.
- I remember the milkshake.
- Of course you do.
- [laughs]
Yeah, that's all
he remembered.
I wasn't being stupid, was I?
- No.
- Oh, jeez.
Well, I got to go now.
[laughter]
- Breakfast
- will be ready soon.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
Wow, this omelet's
sexy as hell.
Bryan, Bryan, looks like
weather is clearing.
- We need to be able to launch
- all the water toys
After breakfast.
Copy that.
- Great.
- Thank you.
I woke up at 7:00, though.
The boat was, like...
All right, my lovelies.
I'm gonna get out
these lamb choppy-woppies.
Just thought I'd put everyone
in a good mood, you know?
I'm good at that.
- Is that all there is
- to go out right now?
No, babe. No, babe.
There's more, babe.
Bacon and lamb cutlets.
They call me
the charter king, man.
The charter king.
That's what they say.
"Daniel,
you're the charter king."
- Good for you, man.
- Thanks, man.
Hopefully, that feels good.
But remember
they're the Charter King.
- Hey, man, I already told them
- it's not about me.
It's about them.
I said it many times.
This is the shrimp omelet.
- Where's everybody else's
- omelet?
- [chuckles]
- Oh!
- Are they happy?
- They are.
All right, good.
What's our plan, fellas?
- You guys want to do
- some Jet Skiing now?
- Yeah.
- Let's do it.
Mark, Mark, Bryan.
- Guests are ready
- to get in the water.
You're good to go.
- You guys want to have
- a race around the boat?
[yells]
Oh, my God.
Whoo!
[upbeat music]
The Jet Skis are old as sháá.
- So are these guests.
- I think they can handle it.
♪ ♪
- All right, Bobby,
- you're breaking for lunch.
- When you go for lunch,
- I'm gonna give you
An hour-and-a-half break.
- All right.
- Okay?
♪ ♪
I had so much fun last night.
- You know what?
- I'll even claim it.
This charter
is my favorite charter.
Yeah, you guys
are my favorite charter.
[laughs]
Copy that.
All right.
- It's certainly getting
- windier.
- Definitely gonna make docking
- a real challenge.
We just want to get
as much of the boat
- as close to the dock
- as we can.
- Okay.
- 'Cause it's gonna be nasty.
It's gonna be a tough one.
I decided to do
a little something special,
and we're gonna call this
the MVP tip.
It's crazy.
- Any guesses
- who that's going to?
Hannah, a seagull flew by
and drank my complete drink.
I'll make you another one.
How we doing?
We're gonna head to the dock
- and get us
- in a safe, secure place.
Yeah, it's pretty windy here.
- We'll have lunch inside,
- then.
That's fine, yeah.
No problem.
Look at those, man.
They're, like, 4, 5s out there.
That is a 4-, 5-foot swell.
5-foot swells, baby.
I've been part of a lot
of dockage of large yachts,
and this is by far
one of the hardest ones.
Because of the wind, everyone
needs to operate efficiently.
- All right, guys,
- so here's the game plan.
First line is gonna be
the number two bowline.
That needs to get on,
- 'cause then he's gonna
- move forward on it.
It's gonna act as a spring line
and kind of help us
kick our stern.
The second line that needs
to go on is the number two
after running spring.
Now, Jen, are you
comfortable on that?
- Yeah.
- You sure?
- Aren't I always
- on that line?
Yes, you are.
It's gonna be crucial.
Oh, wow.
Those are good 3-footers
out there, aren't they?
I'm guessing 3 to 4.
Okay, Captain,
everyone's in position.
- Lines are on.
- Tenders are out.
Copy that.
Here goes nothing.
All crew, all crew,
wind speed is increasing.
We need to get all of our
lines on simultaneously,
- or we're just gonna get
- pushed off the dock
And hanging from one.
[snoring]
Okay, go ahead!
Bowline is on shore.
Dude, seriously?
[laughs]
That's not my shade.
Jen, get that
number 2 line on.
- Come on, baby.
- Oh, no.
Go, go, go.
He's not gonna make it.
Let it go!
Let it go.
Sháá, sháá, sháá.
Throw mine.
Throw mine.
As soon as you get any slack
- on any of these lines,
- pull it in.
- You have a lot of slack
- on yours, Jen.
- What the fááá, Jen?
- Pick it up.
Jen, tie that line now.
Sháá, sháá, sháá, sháá.
- Stay down.
- What the fááá?
I'm losing it.
[dramatic music]
- Pull up. Pull up.
- Pull. Watch your fingers.
Oh, man, this is not good.
- Bobby, hold on.
- Hold on yours.
Make sure yours is tied off.
- That's all I got.
- Pull up.
- There you go.
- Okay, now let go.
I've never left slack.
The boat was moving back
or forward,
and I had to give it slack.
So sometimes he just jumps
to conclusions.
- Okay, Captain, I think we're
- gonna be good on that one.
- Okay, sounds good.
- Good work, everybody.
That sucked.
Yeah.
It's been fun.
Hey, man, I was gonna email
- all the pictures
- that I took for you guys.
I am on Facebook, - yeah.
- I'd like to keep in touch
- with you guys.
- That'd be great.
- Yeah, absolutely.
- I always want
- a good salesperson,
- So you just say the word;
- I'll hire you.
- All right,
- we'll figure something out.
So I want to see
the supermodels.
[laughs]
There you go, man.
- People aren't paying,
- you know,
Upwards of 200,000 Euros a week
to be photographed by
the little deckhand, you know?
In front of guests,
- you should never have
- your phone out anyway.
- Your phone should be
- in your cabin.
It's just unacceptable.
There you go, man.
- How big of a deck crew
- are you used to working with?
Anywhere from, like,
4 to 20.
20 deck crew.
You like that style better?
Well, I like the
professionalism of those boats.
- I think it's a little
- laidback here.
I'm not used to that.
Never have I met someone
- with so much false entitlement
- in my life.
That's what I don't like
about those boats.
So bureaucratic.
She can't perform at the level
that she says she is.
All right.
Good enough.
[both laugh]
Yeah, you got memories
for a lifetime now.
There you go.
I'll delete those
on my phone as well.
- Those pictures were
- for you guys.
It wasn't for me, so...
Randy, you should see
some of these pictures.
It's bad to network
with charter guests,
because it's unprofessional.
He's not here to build
lifelong relationships with
the people paying for it.
[clears throat]
Is there any way
- we can do this
- a little bit later?
- I think
- I have to get to work.
Where's Jerry, Jerry?
Soon as you get ready.
Yeah, yeah.
- All crew, all crew,
- guest departure.
- Everybody in their whites
- in five minutes.
- Hey, no problem.
- It's what we do.
- I feel like
- I'm missing something.
Bobby, my pleasure, man.
I had a blast.
Awesome, man, awesome.
Awesome trip.
- I'm gonna miss you, brother.
- I'm gonna miss you too, man.
- See you later.
- Good to see you.
Mwah. You too.
Say, Captain,
you run a tight ship here.
Some good people.
And, um, most importantly,
I want you guys to have
a lot of fun with this, okay?
Okay, I'll make sure
that everybody does.
Thank you very much.
And I decided to do
a little something special,
and we're gonna call this
the MVP tip.
Any guesses
who that's going to?
Daniel-san, - get over here.
You are the boat's MVP
this trip, my man.
- Oh, man!
- Oh, man!
- This is a special
- little tip for you.
- Thank you.
- Good job.
I appreciate it, man.
Thank you so much.
- You're the man, buddy.
- You're the man.
- I just can't wait for these
- guys to get off the boat
- So we can start
- the deflation process
Of Danny's head.
All right.
Thank you.
Bye.
That's crazy.
- Hey, Danny?
- I'll take that.
[laughter]
Have you seen
my phone charger?
I'll keep an eye out - for it.
Oh. Okay.
All crew, all crew.
Tip meeting in five minutes.
[upbeat music]
I'm getting text messages.
It's cool.
From who?
From the guests.
What, do they have
like a man-crush on you?
I just did my job,
and they were happy.
- Well, you just gave us
- extra money,
So that's good.
That's for damn sure.
No matter what I do
on this yacht,
there's nothing that I can do
to make these guys happy.
- I don't care about the money
- at this point.
I just... I don't want to fight.
Sorry.
- Well, this is
- a pretty weird one, you guys.
- Am I supposed to, like,
- take it as a compliment
- That you didn't try
- and get me fired?
That was me showing
my generous side.
Sorry.
- Well, this is
- a pretty weird one, you guys.
- They were kind of
- a wild bunch.
- You put a little alcohol
- in them,
- And it was tough
- to control them.
- But when they brought
- the extra people over...
- And that was... you know, you guys
- were able to respond to that,
13 people for dinner,
- so that was a really great
- response, I thought,
- 'Cause it could have been
- a nightmare...
I mean, and it almost was.
You barely got through it.
But we did.
But we did.
We know the tip policy here
- is one for all
- and all for one,
So Danny's 500-Euro envelope
got rolled into
everybody else's.
- So even though these guys had
- a grand old time
And they were really happy
when they left,
this is 14,180 in Euros,
and that's 16,000 U.S.
$1,180 is what
it comes down to each.
- - It's still
- kind of a small tip,
Even with Danny's MVP tip, like,
split among us.
- [sighs]
- Sucks.
Tonight's gonna be
a night out, if you want.
- Tomorrow's gonna be
- a turnaround day,
- And then we're right back out
- again on Saturday.
Another one in the can,
so to speak.
Move on to the next one.
Okay, thanks, everybody.
All: Thank you.
[laughs]
[people talking and laughing]
- I got kicked out of karate
- when I was six.
- Did you?
- Yeah.
What, literally?
[laughter]
Did you have fun last night?
Yeah, it was chill.
I can't really open up
when I'm working.
I still try to hold
the professionalism
kind of thing, you know?
- They were a cool batch
- of guys, man.
- Yeah, they're cool,
- but you shouldn't be
The pivot point
of their good time.
I feel like we're confusing you.
I wasn't the pivot point.
You had them screaming,
"Daniel-san."
The effect I have on people
is something I can't help,
but clearly they loved it.
When it comes to yachting,
it just has to be
that five-star service.
- And I could understand
- the confusion.
I'd be confused too.
But at the end of the day,
this is not the standard
of which we operate.
[clears throat]
Yes.
- I learned a lot
- from my father,
Watching him dealing
with his employees,
and he has a zero tolerance
for bullsháá.
- I'm not trying to be
- this mean boss.
- What else?
- Anything else?
I can lead you to water.
- You just have to be that guy
- that drinks it.
You go help Bobby.
I'm on my way up.
I'm annoyed, because
I can't figure Ben out.
He's never tried, like,
the tiniest thing,
even when we're drunk
and alone.
I can't see you with Ben.
I think you'd rip shreds
out of each other.
- It's like
- a love-hate relationship
You've got going on there.
But Bobby's hot.
I don't know.
If he'd just shut up.
[laughs]
That's the only thing.
He's so pretty.
He's funny, is Bobby.
I would love for Hannah
to go for Bobby.
I'm just like, you know,
"Crack on."
Then I've got less problems.
Do I have a cheeseburger?
Do I have fish and chips?
Oh.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Come on, Bobby.
- Enough with the hair.
- All right.
- All right, let's skedaddle.
[all cheering]
Skedaddle!
[laughter]
I am not.
- All right, Cap,
- call us if you need us.
- All right, a left here
- and then another left.
The Flamingo.
I feel like this might be
a civilized dinner.
It's your wine bottle, Tiffany.
- It's coming.
- It's coming.
I should have worn
my flamingo shirt for this.
Thank you.
You're sweet.
- Hey, bud.
- What's up, buddy?
- How you doing?
- Doing good. Yourself?
- Good.
- Excellent, excellent.
- You guys should hold hands
- the whole meal.
That would be so romantic.
Babe...
[laughs]
Thank you.
You cracked me up.
- You know the night
- I had the migraine?
I went to bed, and I heard
you and Danny
having an argument.
So I went to sleep to that,
and I woke up,
and you guys were having
a fáááing argument.
I was like, "Am I in"
the fáááing "Twilight Zone"?
- "'Cause I swear
- the same fáááing argument
"Is going on again."
It is so great - to wake up...
- Or go to bed
- and wake up to that.
Hannah and Bobby?
There is definitely
a physical attraction,
but I don't think there's
a lot going on up here.
[laughs]
French fries!
Cheers?
Cheers?
- Bon appétit.
- Is everyone happy?
Mm, I'm so happy right now.
- Were you guys disappointed
- in the tip tonight?
- Yeah. I thought
- it was gonna be more.
I did too.
- I've never even seen
- an MVP tip.
- First time for everything.
- That's right.
- You're a first time
- for everything.
That's right, baby.
[laughter]
You did marvelously, - though.
- Thank you.
- I really appreciate that, Ben.
Me too.
- I want to go out.
- It's 12:00.
- I wouldn't mind going out
- for, like...
Don't get that thing
near me.
You're the one
that burns me, all right?
And punches me.
I... watch... watch.
- Don't put it
- on my fáááing back.
- Babe, this isn't
- the first time
- I've had a fáááing cigarette,
- okay?
- Do you want to make
- a big deal out of it?
You're so angry.
- Maybe if you weren't
- so grumpy,
I wouldn't be so hostile.
I don't want drama,
but I'm really sick
of these stupid witty comments.
It's enough now.
- Can I ask you a question?
- Mm-hmm.
Are we friends, or
are we just work colleagues?
Huh.
I think primarily
we have to be work colleagues.
Yeah, and friends as well,
you know?
So sometimes you have to forget
your emotions.
- Yeah, but I think
- that might be, like,
A bit easier for you
than it is for me.
Do you want to switch me seats
so I don't just
blow all that on you?
- Just blow that way?
- Sure.
Oh, you sense that?
Sense it? I see it.
- You tried to throw me
- under the bus,
Which was unforgiveable.
When did I ever fáááing go
to the captain on you?
- Honey, I didn't try
- and get you fired.
- Am I supposed to, like,
- take it as a compliment
That you didn't try
and get me fired?
Maybe.
Wow.
That was me showing
my generous side.
Am I supposed to, like,
take it as a compliment
- that you didn't try
- and get me fired?
- I just wasn't gonna be dobbed
- for a bad tip
In front of my fellow crewmates
because of your blunder.
Maybe next time when
you screw up that badly,
work with me.
We are doing beef kababs
with a red theme.
Do we have anything, like,
a bit more delicate?
- I thought it was
- hilarious, actually.
- I think it's fáááing
- hilarious as well,
And now you're worried
about our fáááing tip.
Worried about our tip?
Listen, I don't know why
you like to start drama, Hannah.
Like, that's all you ever do.
You just start drama.
You start...
- Daniel.
- Daniel, Daniel.
- Maybe...
- Daniel, Daniel...
Get the fááá away from me.
You got a ugly-ass
personality.
Keep stepping.
- Are you fáááing kidding me,
- you Smurf?
Dan, Dan.
What?
What have you got to say to me?
I already said it to you.
You think I have
an ugly personality?
Absolutely.
- Look who everyone
- fáááing hates
On this boat, mate.
One nasty-ass personality.
- Guys, where did that all
- come from?
It came from the sea,
darling.
I've put some money down.
I'm gonna get her.
Danny, you can have that.
[laughter]
Hannah, Hannah.
- Get these cameras off me,
- please.
Now, please.
Next on "Below Deck"
Mediterranean"...
- Mm-hmm.
- [laughs]
If I want something,
I go out and get it.
- "Primary charter guest
- is bringing on board
A group of her closest friends
"for a girls' retreat."
- When you toast,
- you're supposed to look
Right into the person's eye.
'Cause otherwise it's...
Seven years of bad sex.
- Are we gonna have sex now?
- [laughs]
Danny has been taking photos
of charter guests.
He has been showing
other charter guests.
Showing the clients?
Jeez, that kid.
Yeah, you and me.
We need to sweep this up.
Okay. Do you wanna?
No.
You're gonna do it.
- Bryan feels like
- he can go round
- And boss every single person
- around.
- You don't speak to her
- like that.
- Get out of my face
- right now.
- He's getting aggressive
- with me.
You don't do that with women.
- We don't want to be
- near you right now.
You're being aggressive.
What the fááá is wrong with you?
Oh, sháá.
Danny's staying in bed.
He's got a fever right now.
I always knew I shouldn't mess
with Hannah too badly.
Danny may have overstepped
that line.
For more on "Below Deck Med,"
Mediterranean..."
Tonight a problem arose
with our chief stewardess,
and you don't throw me
under the bus
if you're the chief stew.
- Last night,
- the whole thing's bullsháá.
- If you have a problem
- with me,
We're gonna talk about it.
- Never go
- to the fáááing captain.
- Okay, let's just
- fáááing move on.
- Come here.
- All right, baby.
- Okay?
- Yeah.
Sometimes my sweetness
can come off as flirting,
- but I've got a guy
- that I really love.
You are being flirty, though.
Danny, when you're
helping out Ben,
just stay out of the way.
- When there's no room,
- it's like, "Agh!"
I want to help you
do your job better.
I... I don't need your help
to do my job better.
That's fine.
That's really pissed me off.
Welcome aboard.
The itinerary says nothing
except "bring girls."
Daniel, Bryan, and Bobby.
We would like them
to accompany us
on the beach this afternoon.
Hell, yeah.
Beach, babes, drinks.
The logical choice would be
Bobby and Danny.
We're gonna party!
[horn blares]
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
[upbeat dance music]
Whoo!
Welcome to Greece!
That go-go dancer up there,
man, she's smokin'.
♪ ♪
That's a body right there.
Mm.
Here's a challenge.
You or you, whoever can go
up there and kiss her first
wins 100 bucks.
You want to go first?
Yeah, can we wait...
While she's dancing?
You just have to go
up there and kiss her.
I'm gonna go talk to her.
Okay, here we go.
Watch him.
My friends over there...
[laughs]
Bobby thinks he's got all
the game in the world, right?
- I got no game;
- he's got the game.
- I don't know girls;
- he knows girls.
I don't think you know girls
- the way you think
- you know girls.
Shot down.
She rejected him.
All right, now it's your turn.
- All right.
- Your turn.
I'll give you a heads up;
- She doesn't speak English
- very well.
- No English.
- No.
Let me show you
how it's done, Bobby.
Oh, my God,
he jumped up there.
♪ ♪
Let's go, Danny!
Whoo!
Look, look.
- No, no!
- No!
- Yes. Come on.
- Come on.
Yes.
He has got way more game
than you do.
Boom-shaka-laka.
[laughs]
I won't pay up.
I didn't even go
for the cheek!
- Oh, that's not fair.
- Whoo!
[laughs]
Karma is a bitch.
[laughs]
Hello, Hannah.
Are you feeling all right?
Go back to bed.
As chief stew, this is my baby
and it's my ship,
and I need to make sure
everything is going perfectly
before I take any rest.
- Is this a thing that you have?
- No.
- Never?
- No.
All right, baby.
Hey, guys, I got
more people to party!
[people cheering]
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
I'm a bit scared about
organizing his fruit drawer now.
I would be too.
Hannah, I feel like Bobby's
being a bit awkward.
- I kind of thought
- that might happen, darlin'.
- [laughs]
- I had to be honest.
- I know, but it doesn't...
- It's weird.
Like, he's being awkward,
like, totally awkward.
Avoiding you and stuff?
Not... well, a little bit,
- or he doesn't really want
- to talk to me,
Which is fair enough.
He's, like, the only... one of
the only kind of sane people
on the boat
that I can talk to.
- Hey.
- Hey, what's up?
- Just going over spots,
- because at first it looks good,
And then it's streaky.
- Yeah, just do
- the best you can, you know?
This job takes enthusiasm
and motivation.
This, I went over everything,
so that's my last window.
This is ridiculous.
- That's what makes
- a good deckhand,
And Jen, although she says
she's the best,
she just has no motivation.
- Seems like she doesn't want
- to be here.
- Hey, real quick,
- give a squeegee.
Steal the hose from them,
and then we'll go from there.
Wait.
Daniel, Daniel, Hannah.
Hey, we got a party, baby!
I have a plan.
We're gonna have f-u-n,
okay?
- What's that?
- What's that?
- Fun.
- Fun.
Daniel, Daniel, Hannah.
[music pulsing]
[whooping]
- The reins have been
- pulled down.
♪ ♪
Heeeeeey!
This is ridiculous.
- I don't know what he's doing
- on the beach,
Whether he's distracted.
We just need to do
the best that we can
- and pray my head
- doesn't explode
All over their starter.
Daniel, Daniel, Hannah.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
These guys here, they are,
like, millionaires.
They got yachts.
They got Jet Skis.
♪ ♪
We can. It depends on
whenever these guys are ready.
We got hot tubs.
Let's take it.
Take it to the yacht?
Take it to the yacht.
- We're gonna party
- on a yacht tonight.
- You're in? You're in?
- We're good.
- You're in?
- Yes, she is.
- You're coming to the yacht,
- right, with your friend?
And you're coming too?
I'm like that genie
from Aladdin.
What are your three wishes?
Fun? Girls?
More girls?
[clicks tongue]
I got you, baby.
- Yeah.
- All right, cool.
- Then I gotta figure out
- which girl
- I'm gonna take back
- to the master suite.
- Oh, man.
- That's all you.
Hey, Bobby,
can I borrow your walkie?
Yeah, thank you.
[scoffs]
♪ ♪
Hannah, Hannah, Daniel.
Go ahead, Daniel.
We are planning
to come back to the yacht
at 7:00.
- The guests would like
- to have dinner.
And we have an extra
eight guests on top of
the current charter guests
that we have.
Copy that.
Thanks.
I think they just said
how many guests tonight,
Ben.
- Well, I'd like to know
- the answer, please.
I think 13.
7:00 p.m., 13 people.
- 7:00 p.m.?
- Yeah.
Are you kidding me?
I don't think he understood.
- I mean, if we're gonna
- pick 'em up at 7:00,
- How are we gonna pick 'em up
- at 7:00
And have dinner at 7:00?
- For 13.
- For 13.
With half an hour's notice.
I'm gonna get started
setting up upstairs.
[lively music]
13? Oh, my.
Thanks, Daniel.
♪ ♪
You ready?
Let's go, baby.
- We're gonna have
- a great dinner,
Because you're the man.
You got the most character.
- Screw him; I'll party with you
- any day of the week.
[laughs]
Give me a hug, bro.
- I'm always getting so much flak
- for interacting
With the guests,
and finally it's so gratifying
to be recognized.
- That's everybody?
- Daniel!
Daniel! Daniel!
[laughing]
I got you!
I miss you!
I got you.
- All right, I'm gonna do
- a meat platter quickly,
- And then we do
- a shrimp cocktail as well.
Thank you, ladies.
- You gonna be all right
- with that?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Fááá my life.
Oh, get ready, Tiff.
Put on your stew face.
Greetings.
- No shoes.
- No shoes?
- No shoes.
- No shoes.
Thank you.
It's very common for guests
- to bring people back
- to the boat,
But I'm a very, very, very big
fan of manners.
I don't care whether
you're the president
of the United States
or the cleaner.
- Just in this shoe box
- over here.
This is gonna be
a long night.
I'm gonna set you up
for dinner inside.
Hello.
Hi, there.
- Yeah, whatever you like.
- Excellent.
Yeah, me too.
Champagne? Sure.
Captain!
How are you doing?
Daniel-san
is the man.
[chuckles]
Bobby?
He's a pretender.
Okay, I'll remember that.
- One's a ninja;
- the other's a grasshopper.
[scoffs] It's so lame,
- how these guests are obsessed
- with Danny.
It's just like, "I thought"
you guys were smart."
- Hey, boys.
- Hey, man.
'Sup? How we doing?
- How'd it go?
- Great.
- You having fun yet?
- Oh, yeah.
- Captain, I'm just gonna
- salute you, man.
That was good.
That was fun.
[laughs]
Good enough.
So back to... back to work?
Yup.
Got it.
[people cheering]
- Tomorrow we'll bring back
- a bunch of people
- Who only want to Jet Ski
- all day.
[laughs]
That'll be our payback.
You want to go first or me?
- You can go first.
- Okay.
Thanks for bringing
that bunch back.
Fáááing miserable.
- [women cheer]
- Yeah, man.
- I would never
- in a million years
- Go talk to those girls;
- they're fáááing busted.
You know? They are.
- I chatted with the guys,
- mostly.
Oh, gosh.
Anyway, thanks.
Someday I hope to be in love
and happy and married and...
If I marry a Frenchwoman,
I will speak French again.
I will learn the language.
So we're going to France
- for you to marry
- a Frenchwoman, then?
Sure, let's go.
[all talking]
[laughs]
You can only laugh, right?
- Well, you can't do
- anything else.
Otherwise, you'd go to prison.
Exactly.
[laughing]
This is frustrating me
to another level.
I would prefer him
not be in the galley.
I don't know why you like
to start drama, Hannah.
Get the fááá away from me.
Hey, how you guys doing?
[people cheering]
- Keep enjoying yourself, guys,
- right?
Unfortunately, I have
to get back to work, but...
- No.
- What?
- I'll chime in here and there,
- but I can't...
You know, I got to do
my job, so there you go.
But I'll...[mumbling]
Okay?
[laughs]
It's the worst fáááing day
ever to get a migraine.
- I could think of someone
- to punch in the face.
- I don't think
- this fridge is working.
- Awesome.
- Gins and blacks.
Hot tub's filling.
- Hot tub's heating now.
- And heating.
- So I guess this is a good time.
- Okay.
Do we have enough chairs?
I don't know.
- [laughs]
- We don't.
Deck crew, deck crew,
can someone bring four chairs
down from the aft deck, please?
- If there's anything
- that I can help you ladies out
To make it easier,
just let me know,
- 'cause I know it's extra people
- and that's extra work.
I got you, okay?
Cool, no problem.
Danny keeps talking
about helping us,
but it would be super cool
if he actually helped us.
- We're doing buffet-style now,
- darling?
Fááá yeah, we are.
Put the napkins up there.
I am so sorry.
- I just made your job
- way difficult.
It is what it is.
I'm gonna do what I can
to kind of make this
- a little bit smoother
- for y'all, okay?
Are you also gonna cut me
a bigger paycheck as well?
[laughter]
That accent's incredible,
isn't it?
Hers and yours.
[laughs]
You are from...
Germany?
No, I'm English.
Sorry, I'm definitely
not German.
So sorry.
- Basically still in Europe,
- at least, hey?
All right, so we're good.
- Yeah, you just go
- and prepare yourself
For a pretty horrible evening.
- You got it.
- Thank you.
[upbeat music]
Look at these dresses.
They're shrinking right up.
Mine's gonna be, like,
up my ass.
Just don't bend over.
Hannah.
[women shrieking]
- [whispering]
- What the fááá?
[women shrieking]
Whoo!
[laughs]
- Really?
- Yeah.
- They're bad?
- They're screaming so loud.
And my head is about
to fáááing explode.
Hannah and I are fine.
Ugh, babe, I'm sorry.
I do value
Hannah's friendship.
On a night like this,
use your resources.
- If you're not feeling good,
- then, you know...
Daniel-san!
Daniel-san!
How's dinner coming along?
Good. I was just about
to come up and let you know.
- Is there enough room
- for all of us?
Yeah.
- Why is the boat rocking
- so much?
We're not even moving.
We are in water.
Water goes like that.
- Hey, it can't be
- all girls on one side.
- Oh, you have no clue.
- You all gotta come over here.
This is, like, my least
favorite type of service...
Not very silver service.
- It's more kind of
- [slurring] a bunch of mates.
And if they want to do that,
they should probably
just stay at the bar and order
a few buckets of chicken.
- [overlapping chatter,
- shouting]
- Ben?
- Yes.
- At the end of the night,
- we want milkshakes
With some rum in 'em.
Sure.
- [laughs]
- Wax on, wax off!
- Hey, look at that.
- You see that?
Daniel-san, you are
my new hero.
I want you to come work for me.
I'll be my star sales rep.
Sounds good.
Hey, man, you got a job.
[laughter]
Because you know what?
Bobby, even though he's got,
like, a half-ass tattoo...
- [laughs]
- Oof.
You're better.
Oh!
Daniel gets off
on talking to the guests.
He's not a yachtie;
He's a salesman.
- So it's almost sometimes like
- he's acting
Rather than working.
Hey, look at that guy
right there.
You're cool,
but he's really cool.
Daniel-san is the man.
Oh, my God.
- Can you make those milkshakes
- for us again?
- I'm gonna do my best,
- I promise.
Poor Bobby.
[laughs] Bam.
"Danny's the man."
I'm gonna lose my sháá.
- I just don't want
- to fáááing hear it.
- I'm fáááing sick and tired
- of this Goddamn kid.
Oh, God.
- Now Danny's on
- this high pedestal,
And he's gonna think
he's so fáááing cool.
- You can't do anything
- but laugh.
- It's not that
- I'm getting the digs.
It's that I can't
deliver digs back.
[sighs]
We work so hard to help Danny
not fááá up left and right,
and for some reason,
Jerry loves this fáááing idiot,
and it is not helping me
and Bryan.
- "Like, dude, you don't even know
- the half about this kid."
You know?
Whoo-ooh!
- Hopefully, he's just gonna be
- more of a yes-man
And more positive now
- and just gonna do what I say
- without questioning it.
It's not Daniel's role
to try to create experiences
that they're gonna remember.
We want them to enjoy
the space that they're in
and create memories
around themselves.
Daniel-san!
You're my man.
We don't look
to the greenest deckhand
to act like a clown on a yacht.
- Hannah's trying
- to keep it together.
Don't let it get you.
What's happening?
How's it going?
[people cheering]
- Okay, let's go with dinner,
- please.
Can we just finish
water and wine service?
Um, you should have
communicated that earlier.
Yeah.
Yeah.
- [slurring] Wait until
- you guys see what's coming.
Oh, my goodness.
- - Do you want to tell me
- what it is?
Brown rice
with roasted vegetables...
Eggplants, peppers, onions...
And chopped almond.
All right.
Feta saganyaki, brown rice
with Mediterranean vegetables.
What did you guys do
without us?
Who was with you last night?
Nobody, nobody.
- Well, I'm sorry
- you weren't there.
- I'm really competitive
- right now.
Nobody...
Is Angelina Jolie here?
- These are done.
- Mmm.
The feta cheese is good.
It is America!
Excellent.
Are these appetizers?
- [laughs]
- This is dinner.
- Oh, that's dinner?
- Yes.
They're the entrées.
[laughter]
- [slurring]
- All I care about
Is the milkshakes
with some rum or vodka in 'em.
Sweet.
- Jerry, how good
- are the milkshakes?
- When the milkshake
- comes out,
You'll be like...
Intense expression.
- No, you guys should stay.
- We're gonna have fun.
- There's a hot tub
- on the upper deck.
It's awesome.
Daniel-san!
Yeah!
[laughs]
Better than him screaming
"Daniel-san" every second.
Danny has no idea
of his position on board.
I'm loving this crowd.
This is the crowd right here.
- I'm so sick of him
- getting in the way
Of me doing my job.
You are the charter king.
[laughs]
They love him.
At least someone does.
- Enough people hate him,
- right?
He looks like
the Karate Kid.
[laughs]
I even have a bandana.
Wax on, wax off.
- I'll put it on just for you.
- How about that?
- You're my man.
- You're my man, baby.
I think we have to think about
- a slightly different schedule
- for tonight
- 'Cause of late-night
- tender runs...
- Get all the guests
- back ashore.
- It's just gonna be
- very time-consuming.
It's Jen's night tonight.
- I thought
- that Daniel was late.
No, he's been summoned
to the galley.
He's gonna stay in there.
Captain, how do you feel
about Daniel being so
interactive with the guests?
- I think he's doing
- more good in the galley
- Than he's doing
- with the guests.
- I think we're just gonna
- have to gut it out.
How y'all doing?
All crew, all crew,
wind speed is increasing.
Jen, tie that line.
He's not gonna make it.
- Sháá, sháá, sháá, sháá.
- Stay down.
- I'm losing it.
- This is not good.
Daniel-san!
Daniel-san!
[laughs]
Hey.
So Ben is very aware
- that having Danny in the galley
- drives me insane.
And Ben apologizes
and then yet decides
to piss me off like that,
so he's very confusing.
Benji!
Straws?
Yeah, why not?
All right, if they're not
sufficiently inebriated
after that, they might be
immune to alcohol.
[laughter]
Really?
Oh, here we go!
Milkshake!
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, that's delicious.
Hey, Ben, Ben, Ben!
- Get out here, Ben!
- Get out here!
- Ben...
- Oh, that's good, Ben.
Is it? Good, good.
- Oh!
- Cheers, everyone.
[overlapping chatter]
All right, guys, well, enjoy.
- Thank you, my man.
- Cheers, everyone.
How's your head?
We got this.
Boys, boys.
Wha-tooo!
[people cheering]
Both: Wax on, wax off.
Toyota.
[imitating Japanese]
[laughter]
Daniel-san!
- I'm pretty sure
- these girls are over it
Just as much as we are.
Can they stay for a while
tonight?
Well, they'll get
a ride too, later.
- It's not that
- we don't want to stay, but...
- Well, maybe we should
- go join them.
We're boating from here
to the other island.
Deck crew, Hannah.
- It looks like
- they're wrapping up dinner
And the girls might need
a tender to shore.
Okay, copy that.
Game time, baby.
You got my email.
[grunts]
Bobby, Bobby, Bryan.
We're ready to go when they are.
Cool. Copy that.
Bobby!
[people cheer]
All right, time to go.
He's the boss.
All right,
we'll see you guys off.
None of 'em got lucky.
Well, welcome to the club.
You have my number.
Take it easy, guys.
Bye!
You did really well tonight.
- Can I touch on two things
- with you quickly?
Yeah, go for it.
Firstly, I got, like,
a tiny bit annoyed tonight
because in the middle of my
water, bread, wine service,
and you started
sending food out.
- Honey...
- And now I need...
Honey, hold on one second.
- They were already at the table.
- Yeah.
All right.
Okay.
Hannah is gonna fight me
tooth and nail...
on everything.
It never stops.
- But you also need
- to understand
That you're the one
who's got him in the galley,
and this is also frustrating me
to another level,
but I'm trying to, like...
Well, he's doing a lot
for you as well.
What?
He's cleaning your stations.
I would much prefer
to clean my own station
and him not be in the galley.
I thought he was great.
He's great because he's
helping you out a lot,
and I understand that,
and that's why I'm trying
to work with it, Ben.
- I'm glad you are,
- because it's my kitchen,
- And if I decide
- that he's gonna work with me,
- He's gonna decide
- to work with me.
- Okay.
- Yeah, yeah, cool.
When Hannah's angry,
I would compare her to a bull
in a bull ring.
Sweet.
And if that makes me
the matador,
watch out, Hannah.
Okay, thank you.
Mm-hmm.
Have a nice evening.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Bryan, Bryan.
- - Yes?
- Just keep your eye
- over your shoulder
At the cliffs there.
We're getting pretty close.
The wind's picking up.
Yeah, I will.
Hannah.
Oh, listen, thank you, I...
Thanks.
You are the bomb.
Why are you down there?
Oh, God, this feels good.
You're so pretty.
- No.
- Yes, you are.
I have great taste.
Maybe it's a girl thing,
- or maybe
- it's a me specific thing,
But it's like
when Ben pisses me off,
if I go and kind of
do something with Bobby,
it's almost like a little bit
of a dagger to Ben.
Bye, guys.
See you in a little bit.
- Have fun.
- You look great.
You look great.
Good morning.
- Morning, Jerry.
- How you doing?
- I'm gonna be feeling
- pretty good here
In probably about an hour.
[laughs]
- Is it gonna be cloudy
- like this all day?
- Well, that,
- I can't tell you.
Hope it warms up a little bit.
- We want to get
- in the water today.
Oh, you will.
See if my boys are awake yet.
- All right.
- Okay.
- See you later.
- See you in a bit.
Do you want a coffee?
Yes, please.
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
- I wonder where
- I might get coffee.
Espresso?
Maybe regular coffee.
Milk, cream.
Sure.
- Super. Thank you.
- My pleasure.
- What the fááá is going on
- around here?
No one told me
the guests are up.
I wish I had been woken earlier,
guys, to be honest.
Well, honey...
- I kind of want
- to know about it.
Okay.
- I don't want to be late
- for the guests,
Because now I have to throw
something together real quick.
May as well do lamp chops
for breakfast, actually.
I think Ben and I have, like,
got this relationship already
where it's just like... almost
like an old married couple.
- We bicker.
- We fight.
We put up with each other.
And that's it.
- Did I seem pretty drunk
- to you last night?
- No.
- I remember the milkshake.
- Of course you do.
- [laughs]
Yeah, that's all
he remembered.
I wasn't being stupid, was I?
- No.
- Oh, jeez.
Well, I got to go now.
[laughter]
- Breakfast
- will be ready soon.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
Wow, this omelet's
sexy as hell.
Bryan, Bryan, looks like
weather is clearing.
- We need to be able to launch
- all the water toys
After breakfast.
Copy that.
- Great.
- Thank you.
I woke up at 7:00, though.
The boat was, like...
All right, my lovelies.
I'm gonna get out
these lamb choppy-woppies.
Just thought I'd put everyone
in a good mood, you know?
I'm good at that.
- Is that all there is
- to go out right now?
No, babe. No, babe.
There's more, babe.
Bacon and lamb cutlets.
They call me
the charter king, man.
The charter king.
That's what they say.
"Daniel,
you're the charter king."
- Good for you, man.
- Thanks, man.
Hopefully, that feels good.
But remember
they're the Charter King.
- Hey, man, I already told them
- it's not about me.
It's about them.
I said it many times.
This is the shrimp omelet.
- Where's everybody else's
- omelet?
- [chuckles]
- Oh!
- Are they happy?
- They are.
All right, good.
What's our plan, fellas?
- You guys want to do
- some Jet Skiing now?
- Yeah.
- Let's do it.
Mark, Mark, Bryan.
- Guests are ready
- to get in the water.
You're good to go.
- You guys want to have
- a race around the boat?
[yells]
Oh, my God.
Whoo!
[upbeat music]
The Jet Skis are old as sháá.
- So are these guests.
- I think they can handle it.
♪ ♪
- All right, Bobby,
- you're breaking for lunch.
- When you go for lunch,
- I'm gonna give you
An hour-and-a-half break.
- All right.
- Okay?
♪ ♪
I had so much fun last night.
- You know what?
- I'll even claim it.
This charter
is my favorite charter.
Yeah, you guys
are my favorite charter.
[laughs]
Copy that.
All right.
- It's certainly getting
- windier.
- Definitely gonna make docking
- a real challenge.
We just want to get
as much of the boat
- as close to the dock
- as we can.
- Okay.
- 'Cause it's gonna be nasty.
It's gonna be a tough one.
I decided to do
a little something special,
and we're gonna call this
the MVP tip.
It's crazy.
- Any guesses
- who that's going to?
Hannah, a seagull flew by
and drank my complete drink.
I'll make you another one.
How we doing?
We're gonna head to the dock
- and get us
- in a safe, secure place.
Yeah, it's pretty windy here.
- We'll have lunch inside,
- then.
That's fine, yeah.
No problem.
Look at those, man.
They're, like, 4, 5s out there.
That is a 4-, 5-foot swell.
5-foot swells, baby.
I've been part of a lot
of dockage of large yachts,
and this is by far
one of the hardest ones.
Because of the wind, everyone
needs to operate efficiently.
- All right, guys,
- so here's the game plan.
First line is gonna be
the number two bowline.
That needs to get on,
- 'cause then he's gonna
- move forward on it.
It's gonna act as a spring line
and kind of help us
kick our stern.
The second line that needs
to go on is the number two
after running spring.
Now, Jen, are you
comfortable on that?
- Yeah.
- You sure?
- Aren't I always
- on that line?
Yes, you are.
It's gonna be crucial.
Oh, wow.
Those are good 3-footers
out there, aren't they?
I'm guessing 3 to 4.
Okay, Captain,
everyone's in position.
- Lines are on.
- Tenders are out.
Copy that.
Here goes nothing.
All crew, all crew,
wind speed is increasing.
We need to get all of our
lines on simultaneously,
- or we're just gonna get
- pushed off the dock
And hanging from one.
[snoring]
Okay, go ahead!
Bowline is on shore.
Dude, seriously?
[laughs]
That's not my shade.
Jen, get that
number 2 line on.
- Come on, baby.
- Oh, no.
Go, go, go.
He's not gonna make it.
Let it go!
Let it go.
Sháá, sháá, sháá.
Throw mine.
Throw mine.
As soon as you get any slack
- on any of these lines,
- pull it in.
- You have a lot of slack
- on yours, Jen.
- What the fááá, Jen?
- Pick it up.
Jen, tie that line now.
Sháá, sháá, sháá, sháá.
- Stay down.
- What the fááá?
I'm losing it.
[dramatic music]
- Pull up. Pull up.
- Pull. Watch your fingers.
Oh, man, this is not good.
- Bobby, hold on.
- Hold on yours.
Make sure yours is tied off.
- That's all I got.
- Pull up.
- There you go.
- Okay, now let go.
I've never left slack.
The boat was moving back
or forward,
and I had to give it slack.
So sometimes he just jumps
to conclusions.
- Okay, Captain, I think we're
- gonna be good on that one.
- Okay, sounds good.
- Good work, everybody.
That sucked.
Yeah.
It's been fun.
Hey, man, I was gonna email
- all the pictures
- that I took for you guys.
I am on Facebook, - yeah.
- I'd like to keep in touch
- with you guys.
- That'd be great.
- Yeah, absolutely.
- I always want
- a good salesperson,
- So you just say the word;
- I'll hire you.
- All right,
- we'll figure something out.
So I want to see
the supermodels.
[laughs]
There you go, man.
- People aren't paying,
- you know,
Upwards of 200,000 Euros a week
to be photographed by
the little deckhand, you know?
In front of guests,
- you should never have
- your phone out anyway.
- Your phone should be
- in your cabin.
It's just unacceptable.
There you go, man.
- How big of a deck crew
- are you used to working with?
Anywhere from, like,
4 to 20.
20 deck crew.
You like that style better?
Well, I like the
professionalism of those boats.
- I think it's a little
- laidback here.
I'm not used to that.
Never have I met someone
- with so much false entitlement
- in my life.
That's what I don't like
about those boats.
So bureaucratic.
She can't perform at the level
that she says she is.
All right.
Good enough.
[both laugh]
Yeah, you got memories
for a lifetime now.
There you go.
I'll delete those
on my phone as well.
- Those pictures were
- for you guys.
It wasn't for me, so...
Randy, you should see
some of these pictures.
It's bad to network
with charter guests,
because it's unprofessional.
He's not here to build
lifelong relationships with
the people paying for it.
[clears throat]
Is there any way
- we can do this
- a little bit later?
- I think
- I have to get to work.
Where's Jerry, Jerry?
Soon as you get ready.
Yeah, yeah.
- All crew, all crew,
- guest departure.
- Everybody in their whites
- in five minutes.
- Hey, no problem.
- It's what we do.
- I feel like
- I'm missing something.
Bobby, my pleasure, man.
I had a blast.
Awesome, man, awesome.
Awesome trip.
- I'm gonna miss you, brother.
- I'm gonna miss you too, man.
- See you later.
- Good to see you.
Mwah. You too.
Say, Captain,
you run a tight ship here.
Some good people.
And, um, most importantly,
I want you guys to have
a lot of fun with this, okay?
Okay, I'll make sure
that everybody does.
Thank you very much.
And I decided to do
a little something special,
and we're gonna call this
the MVP tip.
Any guesses
who that's going to?
Daniel-san, - get over here.
You are the boat's MVP
this trip, my man.
- Oh, man!
- Oh, man!
- This is a special
- little tip for you.
- Thank you.
- Good job.
I appreciate it, man.
Thank you so much.
- You're the man, buddy.
- You're the man.
- I just can't wait for these
- guys to get off the boat
- So we can start
- the deflation process
Of Danny's head.
All right.
Thank you.
Bye.
That's crazy.
- Hey, Danny?
- I'll take that.
[laughter]
Have you seen
my phone charger?
I'll keep an eye out - for it.
Oh. Okay.
All crew, all crew.
Tip meeting in five minutes.
[upbeat music]
I'm getting text messages.
It's cool.
From who?
From the guests.
What, do they have
like a man-crush on you?
I just did my job,
and they were happy.
- Well, you just gave us
- extra money,
So that's good.
That's for damn sure.
No matter what I do
on this yacht,
there's nothing that I can do
to make these guys happy.
- I don't care about the money
- at this point.
I just... I don't want to fight.
Sorry.
- Well, this is
- a pretty weird one, you guys.
- Am I supposed to, like,
- take it as a compliment
- That you didn't try
- and get me fired?
That was me showing
my generous side.
Sorry.
- Well, this is
- a pretty weird one, you guys.
- They were kind of
- a wild bunch.
- You put a little alcohol
- in them,
- And it was tough
- to control them.
- But when they brought
- the extra people over...
- And that was... you know, you guys
- were able to respond to that,
13 people for dinner,
- so that was a really great
- response, I thought,
- 'Cause it could have been
- a nightmare...
I mean, and it almost was.
You barely got through it.
But we did.
But we did.
We know the tip policy here
- is one for all
- and all for one,
So Danny's 500-Euro envelope
got rolled into
everybody else's.
- So even though these guys had
- a grand old time
And they were really happy
when they left,
this is 14,180 in Euros,
and that's 16,000 U.S.
$1,180 is what
it comes down to each.
- - It's still
- kind of a small tip,
Even with Danny's MVP tip, like,
split among us.
- [sighs]
- Sucks.
Tonight's gonna be
a night out, if you want.
- Tomorrow's gonna be
- a turnaround day,
- And then we're right back out
- again on Saturday.
Another one in the can,
so to speak.
Move on to the next one.
Okay, thanks, everybody.
All: Thank you.
[laughs]
[people talking and laughing]
- I got kicked out of karate
- when I was six.
- Did you?
- Yeah.
What, literally?
[laughter]
Did you have fun last night?
Yeah, it was chill.
I can't really open up
when I'm working.
I still try to hold
the professionalism
kind of thing, you know?
- They were a cool batch
- of guys, man.
- Yeah, they're cool,
- but you shouldn't be
The pivot point
of their good time.
I feel like we're confusing you.
I wasn't the pivot point.
You had them screaming,
"Daniel-san."
The effect I have on people
is something I can't help,
but clearly they loved it.
When it comes to yachting,
it just has to be
that five-star service.
- And I could understand
- the confusion.
I'd be confused too.
But at the end of the day,
this is not the standard
of which we operate.
[clears throat]
Yes.
- I learned a lot
- from my father,
Watching him dealing
with his employees,
and he has a zero tolerance
for bullsháá.
- I'm not trying to be
- this mean boss.
- What else?
- Anything else?
I can lead you to water.
- You just have to be that guy
- that drinks it.
You go help Bobby.
I'm on my way up.
I'm annoyed, because
I can't figure Ben out.
He's never tried, like,
the tiniest thing,
even when we're drunk
and alone.
I can't see you with Ben.
I think you'd rip shreds
out of each other.
- It's like
- a love-hate relationship
You've got going on there.
But Bobby's hot.
I don't know.
If he'd just shut up.
[laughs]
That's the only thing.
He's so pretty.
He's funny, is Bobby.
I would love for Hannah
to go for Bobby.
I'm just like, you know,
"Crack on."
Then I've got less problems.
Do I have a cheeseburger?
Do I have fish and chips?
Oh.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Come on, Bobby.
- Enough with the hair.
- All right.
- All right, let's skedaddle.
[all cheering]
Skedaddle!
[laughter]
I am not.
- All right, Cap,
- call us if you need us.
- All right, a left here
- and then another left.
The Flamingo.
I feel like this might be
a civilized dinner.
It's your wine bottle, Tiffany.
- It's coming.
- It's coming.
I should have worn
my flamingo shirt for this.
Thank you.
You're sweet.
- Hey, bud.
- What's up, buddy?
- How you doing?
- Doing good. Yourself?
- Good.
- Excellent, excellent.
- You guys should hold hands
- the whole meal.
That would be so romantic.
Babe...
[laughs]
Thank you.
You cracked me up.
- You know the night
- I had the migraine?
I went to bed, and I heard
you and Danny
having an argument.
So I went to sleep to that,
and I woke up,
and you guys were having
a fáááing argument.
I was like, "Am I in"
the fáááing "Twilight Zone"?
- "'Cause I swear
- the same fáááing argument
"Is going on again."
It is so great - to wake up...
- Or go to bed
- and wake up to that.
Hannah and Bobby?
There is definitely
a physical attraction,
but I don't think there's
a lot going on up here.
[laughs]
French fries!
Cheers?
Cheers?
- Bon appétit.
- Is everyone happy?
Mm, I'm so happy right now.
- Were you guys disappointed
- in the tip tonight?
- Yeah. I thought
- it was gonna be more.
I did too.
- I've never even seen
- an MVP tip.
- First time for everything.
- That's right.
- You're a first time
- for everything.
That's right, baby.
[laughter]
You did marvelously, - though.
- Thank you.
- I really appreciate that, Ben.
Me too.
- I want to go out.
- It's 12:00.
- I wouldn't mind going out
- for, like...
Don't get that thing
near me.
You're the one
that burns me, all right?
And punches me.
I... watch... watch.
- Don't put it
- on my fáááing back.
- Babe, this isn't
- the first time
- I've had a fáááing cigarette,
- okay?
- Do you want to make
- a big deal out of it?
You're so angry.
- Maybe if you weren't
- so grumpy,
I wouldn't be so hostile.
I don't want drama,
but I'm really sick
of these stupid witty comments.
It's enough now.
- Can I ask you a question?
- Mm-hmm.
Are we friends, or
are we just work colleagues?
Huh.
I think primarily
we have to be work colleagues.
Yeah, and friends as well,
you know?
So sometimes you have to forget
your emotions.
- Yeah, but I think
- that might be, like,
A bit easier for you
than it is for me.
Do you want to switch me seats
so I don't just
blow all that on you?
- Just blow that way?
- Sure.
Oh, you sense that?
Sense it? I see it.
- You tried to throw me
- under the bus,
Which was unforgiveable.
When did I ever fáááing go
to the captain on you?
- Honey, I didn't try
- and get you fired.
- Am I supposed to, like,
- take it as a compliment
That you didn't try
and get me fired?
Maybe.
Wow.
That was me showing
my generous side.
Am I supposed to, like,
take it as a compliment
- that you didn't try
- and get me fired?
- I just wasn't gonna be dobbed
- for a bad tip
In front of my fellow crewmates
because of your blunder.
Maybe next time when
you screw up that badly,
work with me.
We are doing beef kababs
with a red theme.
Do we have anything, like,
a bit more delicate?
- I thought it was
- hilarious, actually.
- I think it's fáááing
- hilarious as well,
And now you're worried
about our fáááing tip.
Worried about our tip?
Listen, I don't know why
you like to start drama, Hannah.
Like, that's all you ever do.
You just start drama.
You start...
- Daniel.
- Daniel, Daniel.
- Maybe...
- Daniel, Daniel...
Get the fááá away from me.
You got a ugly-ass
personality.
Keep stepping.
- Are you fáááing kidding me,
- you Smurf?
Dan, Dan.
What?
What have you got to say to me?
I already said it to you.
You think I have
an ugly personality?
Absolutely.
- Look who everyone
- fáááing hates
On this boat, mate.
One nasty-ass personality.
- Guys, where did that all
- come from?
It came from the sea,
darling.
I've put some money down.
I'm gonna get her.
Danny, you can have that.
[laughter]
Hannah, Hannah.
- Get these cameras off me,
- please.
Now, please.
Next on "Below Deck"
Mediterranean"...
- Mm-hmm.
- [laughs]
If I want something,
I go out and get it.
- "Primary charter guest
- is bringing on board
A group of her closest friends
"for a girls' retreat."
- When you toast,
- you're supposed to look
Right into the person's eye.
'Cause otherwise it's...
Seven years of bad sex.
- Are we gonna have sex now?
- [laughs]
Danny has been taking photos
of charter guests.
He has been showing
other charter guests.
Showing the clients?
Jeez, that kid.
Yeah, you and me.
We need to sweep this up.
Okay. Do you wanna?
No.
You're gonna do it.
- Bryan feels like
- he can go round
- And boss every single person
- around.
- You don't speak to her
- like that.
- Get out of my face
- right now.
- He's getting aggressive
- with me.
You don't do that with women.
- We don't want to be
- near you right now.
You're being aggressive.
What the fááá is wrong with you?
Oh, sháá.
Danny's staying in bed.
He's got a fever right now.
I always knew I shouldn't mess
with Hannah too badly.
Danny may have overstepped
that line.
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