Below Deck Mediterranean (2016–…): Season 1, Episode 12 - The Beautiful Thing About Subpar - full transcript

As the guests prepare to leave after their extended stay, Hannah hopes her charm wins them over with a generous tip. Meanwhile, Captain Mark is left with a decision that will shake up the ...

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- Bloody tampon.
- That's a first.

- They hate us
- 'cause they ain't us.

Jessie just came up to me

- and said that they're
- extending their charter.

- These people would not know
- five-star service

If it hit them

in their Botoxed faces.

There you go, man.


- The deal is...
- In your cabin only.

Put your, uh,

info in there.


Oh, Bobby, have fun

in the friend zone pit.

- Are you gonna buy
- my wedding ring from Tiffany's?

- Ah, no,
- they're too cheap from there.

Oh, Ben.

Ben's definitely growing on me.

- You went to private school
- and all that.

Upper-crust people

I would avoid.

I respect everyone

on this boat

and it just kind of upset me

that someone would

think that of me.

Just really f... ed me over...


[horn blares]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

I left home very young and did

everything myself, you know.


I can't believe

I'm f... ing crying.

I don't cry in front of others.

- I think it's
- a boarding school thing.

If you cry at boarding school,

you're a crybaby

for the rest of your life.

It's okay.

It's fine.

- I don't... don't want people
- to see me crying.

I hate... this is

just not me at all.


Your earpiece is out.

I just took it out.

Both: Did you want to plug in

the radio?

F... you, guys.

Danny's cell phone is

like Linus and his blanket.


I can't stand this kid.


♪ ♪

All crew, all crew,

we have arrived in Santorini.

- We've got to check out
- this view, guys.

Come on.

This is gorgeous.


I've always dreamt

of seeing Santorini,

and there it is,

within my grasp,

and it is gorgeous.

- Like the Little Wall
- of Greece.

All those little steps and...


- Imagine if you drop your beer.
- It's gone.


♪ ♪

Do you know what the guest

itinerary is today, hun bun?

Not even the slightest clue,

- but I'll go and have
- a chat with them.

No worries.

So we drop anchor,

hit mainland,

and then do you guys

just want to eat and drink?


Something different?

- We're here for a few days.
- Yeah.

We're enjoying us-time.


Look at that big ol' monster

buoy out there.


- The use of the mooring buoys
- in Santorini is critical.

It's a collapsed volcano,

so it's just too deep to put

any kind of anchor down.

The idea here is to tie off

to the mooring buoy,

- throw the shackle on top
- of that thing

- So we don't swing around
- so much.

Okay, tie it off, - set it up,

- And ready
- to approach the mooring.

Who is going to go

to the tender with Niko?

Daniel-san is.

Okay, sounds good.

♪ ♪

- Hold it.
- Grab it. Grab it.

- Hold it, hold it.
- Hold it, Daniel.

- Hold it.
- You're going to get on.


- Start feeding it.
- No, the other way, other way.

No, no, no, the middle one.

The middle one.

- The big shackle.
- Got it.

Okay, it's good, it's good.

Throw me the line back.

It got to you.

F... ing idiot.

Just give it to Niko.

Give it to Niko.

Got it. Perfect.

Feed it off.

- Okay, Cap,
- I think we're looking good.

- Looks like you're all tight.
- Looks great.

It looks like I'm the Hulk.


- "Look at me. I'm the Hulk.
- Argh."

What a child.

♪ ♪

Good morning, Stavros.

- This is Mark
- from "Ionian Princess."

I will need, um,

donkeys for transportation

- from the waterfront
- up the hill.

There's really three ways to get

into the town of Santorini.

Walk, take a donkey,

or the tram.

- The donkeys are the most
- reliable way to get up there.

♪ ♪

- [laughter
- and indistinct conversation]

Let's do it.

Donkeys away.

- You guys ready
- for a new adventure?

All ready.

You know what time it is?

Donkey time. Aw-hee-haw.

I can't believe

we're doing this.

Have fun.

Oh, we had

an accident back here.

- [grunts]
- [yelps]

- Just for the record, this
- scares the sh... out of me.

It should.

- This is terrifying.
- Oh, my God.

Where's the cup holder?

Don't look down.

This is a horrible idea.

How are you doing?


- You are?
- Good. Good.

How are you doing?

I'm all right.

♪ ♪

- Are you aware these guys
- are leaving tonight

In order to catch their flight?

Oh, fantastic.

Not only have the guests

- made this charter really
- difficult for crew,

- But now they want to leave
- in the middle of the night.

This is just icing

on the sh... cake.

They're leaving from here?

The plan right now

is to, um, offload them

from this mooring ball

that we're on.

- I wonder what the vibe is with
- Daniel and Niko right now.

- Those two together
- are the tinder...

Or, you know,

the blind leading the blind.

You handed him the bow line.

You know what he did with it?


He threw it back up.

- He's not the sharpest tool
- in the shed.

You got that right.

♪ ♪

Julia thinks I'm some

toffee-nose snob, and I'm not.

I'm a frickin' cook on a boat.

I don't care

about who your dad was

or what school you went to.

I care about people.

I think you have hit a nerve.

- I don't know how someone could
- be offended by someone saying,

"You're from the upper class."

- He's educated.
- That's what it is.

My dad's privately educated.

- My dad went to boarding school,
- so I know,

Do you know what I mean?


Ben obviously knows

what I'm talking about.

- He doesn't want to be known
- as upper crust,

So I've just stuck a nerve

and he just can't handle it.

Maybe that was one step too far.

Ooh, ooh, ooh!

[bells jingle]

I cannot handle this.

We're almost done, honey.

I am taking a tram down.

Okay, you guys, I'm just

focusing on that bar up there.

- Did you ever
- in a million years

Think that we would be on a

donkey walking up the mountain?

Especially not with a vodka

in your hand.

- The view really is
- outrageous.

Oh, this is crazy.

♪ ♪

Check this out.

- This is me
- and my little sister.

- We're just being stupid
- and goofy.

I haven't seen her in a while,

so we started rapping together.

♪ I take all AP classes ♪

♪ And I'm really stressed ♪

♪ But that's okay

'cause I'm gonna ♪

Both: ♪ Pass my AP test ♪


She's awesome.

I love her.

We should drop a rap,

Tiff, you and me.


♪ ♪

What time's sunset today?

Right now.

Oh, wow.

- Wow.
- Wowza.

It's pretty cool, right?

Oh, I've got...

- I just took my, uh...
- Of my ass?

- I just took
- my artsy picture.

With my fat ass in it.

It's really good, look.

Oh, thank you.

Please, can you delete that?

- I'm in Santorini with someone
- I really like

And it's killing me inside

not to be able to do something

with Julia

in this special moment.

- Do you have your ear pieced?
- Yeah.

Can't even imagine that.

- That was a cool thing
- to do in the '90s.


♪ ♪

Oh, there he is.


- What's up, buddy?
- How's it going?

- How's it going?
- How's it going?

- What's up, babe?
- Good to see you.

Everyone, this is my buddy

Marcos. Marcos, everyone.

- And happy birthday.
- Three-two.

- Thank you.
- Three-two.

- Happy birthday.
- I love it. I love it.

Happy birthday, man.

So we have the best chef,

I think,

- that we've ever had
- on a charter boat,

- So if you're free
- we'd love to have join us.

- Absolutely.
- I would love to.

- All right.
- Awesome.

Everyone else can come too.

Yeah, yeah.


♪ ♪

- Tiff, Tiff, Bryan.
- [indistinct].

- Hey, I don't have
- my black pants.

You know where they are?

Probably in the dryer.

That's kind of an issue.

- What happened?
- What did he say?

- He's like, "I don't have
- my black pants."

- I'm like, "They're probably
- in the dryer."

- He's like,
- "It's probably an issue."

- I'm like, "Yeah,
- it sounds like it."

Just having bedside manner

goes such a long way.

Like, just talk to people

on their level

and you'll get your point across

that much easier.

They're right here.


Hey, Tiff.


- What's up with you?
- I don't know.

- What's wrong with you?
- Nothing.

Okay, whatever, Tiff.


- I'm sorry.
- I wouldn't normally, like...

No, it's... I'm not upset

with you, Jules. I'm really not.

- No, I don't like to see you
- like this.

No, I know, I know.

- But I don't want to see me
- like this, either.

It's just...

it's just, you just

brought back an emotion...

Like a past emotion

of mine, you know?

To be honest, if I was

to talk about it with her,

I would probably

become more upset.

- We will talk about it,
- but please,

It's got nothing to do

with you, okay?

I feel bad because I've

obviously really hurt him.

♪ ♪

- Coming up.
- This is f... ing bullsh...

Now he's put my job in jeopardy.

Come outside this f... ing boat

and say that to my face.

I'll beat your f... ing ass.

[electronic music]

♪ ♪

- Do you want to get changed
- and have dinner and stuff?

I've had dinner.

I'm gonna set the table.

♪ ♪


- What time
- is our dinner tonight?

It's supposed to be at 8:30.

Around 4:00 or so

- they're going to be getting
- off the boat.

Thing is pretty much locked in

because of their flight.

Who's driving?

Is it Bryan?

- Jen?
- I got you.

All right, here we go.

Okay, who wants to catch me?

- I got it.
- Come on, big boy.

Come on.

- So what can you get this
- thing up to right now?

- You want to go fast?
- Yeah.

Let's do it.

[women screaming]

♪ ♪

Julia and Tiff, guests are on

their way back.

I'm on the [indistinct].

I'll greet them.


Hey, Captain.

- Hi.
- How was your day?

- Such a good day.
- Yeah?

- It was great.
- Aw, good.

So Hannah, - this is Marcus.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- How are you?
- Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you, too.

Aw, happy birthday.

The big three-two.

- How'd you like a special
- dessert from Dan?

Can he bake a cake

real quick?


[laughs sarcastically]

Thank you for all the notice.


Julia, Julia, Hanna.

There's nine people sitting.

- Can we get another setting
- upstairs?


Thank you.

Benny, can we turn that

cheesecake into a birthday cake?

Of course.



It's Marco's birthday.


- Do you know
- there's nine for dinner?

Yeah, I'm learning.

Um, it's the guy who's here

for dinner's birthday.

Oh, that's so awesome.

It's something with men.

As soon as you see them cry,

- it's like you've got something
- over them.

It's nice to see a kind of

vulnerable side of Ben.

- Maybe we can have a really good
- friendship moving forward.

Does he not want to invite

his family as well?


♪ ♪

- So you guys, you can be seated
- whenever you're ready, okay?

- Oh, we're ready.
- All right.

Ah, Tiff, Tiff, Hannah.

Go ahead.

You can start in the cabins

if you like, darling.

Already on it, boss.

This is gorgeous.

Very nice.

It was just... you know, it's

just everything I try not to be.

I know.

- That you kind of accuse me
- of being.

I know.

- And I don't even know
- if you're right,

- And it kind of scared me,
- you know?

'Cause I'm disgusted

by those people.

And that's why I left England.

Yes, my dad is

a very accomplished man,

but he didn't give me a dime

and it was probably

the best decision he ever made

'cause I probably wouldn't

be where I was now.

I'm learning that he's got

a hard exterior

'cause he wants to gain respect,

but he's got a soft heart.

- The whole thing started
- from a croissant

- And being very exhausted,
- do you know what I mean?

- Yeah, I know.
- It's ridiculous.

- So I didn't want it
- to go there,

So let's hug it out

and move on from here, okay?

All right, yeah,

I would like that.

Being on a yacht is

a very volatile social climate,

and you need to figure

each other out a little bit.

Believe it or not, like, you

bring a lot of joy to this room.

- I hope so. Well, that's what
- I want more than anything.

- Like, everyone just have
- a bit of fun.

And it rubs off on them.

I mean, look at Hannah.

She's a complete bitch,

you know, half the time.


Let's not go through

the ranks.

♪ ♪

- I do think we need
- a birthday shot.


Can we extend again?

- About that day off you thought
- you were getting...


- These guests are the epitome
- of "money can't buy you class."

- But by killing them
- with kindness,

I've actually managed

to get them to shut up.

- You're gonna stick
- with your vodka?

- Yes, please.
- Just the vodka.

Has he ever strayed?


♪ Hey ♪

Julia, Julia, Hannah.

- Can you let Ben know he can
- start on the mains

Whenever he's ready?

Okay. Ben, you can start on

the mains whenever you're ready.

- Thank you.
- We do that...

Oh, look at Julia.

Birthday shots!

- Marcos!
- Yay!

Vodka with fresh grapefruit.


All: Yamas!



You saved the shot, though.





So Todd just stacked it

before he did the shot.

Like, I'm not kidding you.

But he still had the shot

in his hand, ready to do,

- so I was like,
- "Okay, impressive."

I can't believe I missed it.

You would have enjoyed it.

I definitely would have.

Is this cabbage?

It is.

- Bobby, are you gonna run up
- two plates for us?

Yeah, you want two?


Thank you.

♪ ♪

So it's pork belly

on a bed of cabbage

with applesauce

and balsamic glaze.




- This must be good.
- No one's talking.

This is so good.

It is so good.

They're all eating it.

Okay, and do they like it?

They do, right?

Thank you.

♪ ♪

What are you doing?

Trying someone's clothes on.

Why not?

'Cause they're not yours.

So what?

Nice trousers.

Who wears these trousers?

Look at them.

Look at the booty.

Booty, booty, booty, booty.

- I think you've got to have
- no bum for these.

So I should wear them.

Yeah, try 'em on, Tiff.


All crew, all crew, all crew.

If you're on duty,

- can you make your way
- up to the upper

- So that we can sing this guy
- a happy birthday?

Marco. They need

to know his name, baby.

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

Oh, yeah, we have to sing?

- Thanks.
- Yes.

♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪

- I didn't even get to warm up
- my voice.

All: ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday ♪

♪ Dear Marco ♪

♪ Happy birthday ♪

♪ To you ♪


Enjoy your cake.

We'll see you later tonight.

Is that a threat or a promise?

- I hope you enjoy the rest
- of your evening, all right?

Have a good one.

♪ ♪

Oh, God.

Ben's my buddy.

So if Ben likes Tiff and they're

hitting it off, go get it.

Let's do a pretend make out.

That would really

weird everyone out.

Ben and I have

really good banter.

He's super funny.

He just makes me feel at ease.

And he's cute.

Yeah, I'll be like,

"Could you... will you..."


All crew, all crew.

- Guests will be departing
- in 20 minutes.

♪ ♪

I just wanted to thank you

for being on this charter.

We loved your energy.

- We loved the interaction
- with you and everything,

So thanks for saying that.

You're great.

♪ ♪

Caught Daniel in the act.

- Phone out,
- talking to guests.


- Daniel was told that he could
- have his phone back

Under one condition:

It stayed in his cabin.

Let's get a picture of this.


I like it.

And then what do I see?

- He's sitting there
- with his phone out

- Talking with the guests,
- and you know what?

I got my phone.

- I'm gonna take a picture
- of that.

It's no longer

my word versus yours.

I got tangible evidence.

You're f... ed.

F... ed. F... ed.

- All I can think about now
- is I need to inform the captain

Exactly what happened.

This way Bryan cannot skew

what I've done

and make something worse

than what it actually is.

What's happening?

- I'd like to speak to you
- about something real quick, Cap.


- The kid's never gonna learn.
- Yeah.

What up?

- Uh, followed your orders,
- however,

I just made a mistake

and I want to admit to it.

♪ ♪

Coming up.

- You look like
- you're gonna have some fun.

- Of course.
- I'm Italian.

She's giving me attention.

I'm not getting it from Jules,

so I'm just going with the flow.

What up?

- I just made a mistake
- and I want to admit to it.

- This whole time I had my phone
- in my cabin.

But getting dressed I kind of

threw it in my pocket,

saw one of the guests on the

aft deck and we were talking.

- He says,
- "Please take my number,"

So I ended up taking his number

and putting it in my phone.

Like, nothing teaches him


I know, but guys, we're

not here to teach him lessons.

We're actually here to work with

him and get through a season.

This isn't about work.

This is about the relationship

between the three boys.

- He shouldn't have
- had his phone out.

I get it.

He should do at least

50 press-ups.

I realized what I did

and I'm here admitting

that I had my phone

and I feel like I messed up.


Thanks for letting me know.

- Our first priority is getting
- the guests off.

Then I will decisively deal

with the Danny situation.

Okay, thanks for coming up.

If you actually think that you

can teach him all these lessons,

you're actually f... ing him up

even more.

You can go.

You can walk.

Thank you.

You know, it's not...

You got... what,

are you gonna try and, like,

change the guy in, like,

six weeks?

- All right, guys.
- Last shot on the yacht.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.



- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

That was really good.

I'm happy

if you guys are happy.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Do you think that he was
- actually take his phone out

- To take a photograph,
- or do you think it was just...

No, he wasn't.

I think he's a liar.

- We've only got
- one charter left,

And then the season's over.


So just let it f... ing go.

- What I'd love to do is get
- into his phone

And we can see what he's got

and I can show you.

Daniel, you know,

- would you like to go
- and fetch your phone,

Open it up,

- and prove to everyone
- that you weren't taking photos?


Okay. Go with him just to make

sure he doesn't delete it.

- I want to get
- to the bottom of this, too.

- I want... I really want to know
- what's going on.

I really do.

Oh, you guys just want to

f... ing get me in trouble

and all that.

- What are you doing,
- taking your phone apart?

No, I'm just...

So you're a f... ing liar.

I'm not a liar.

Then put your phone together

and show us your f... ing phone.

I'm just getting pissed off

that you guys keep attacking me.

- Because we don't trust you,
- Danny.

Danny pulling the SIM card

out of his phone right there

just screams,

"I'm guilty."

- Bobby, back off.
- Let's go. Come on.

We'll deal with this

- after we get these guys
- off the boat, okay?

Deck crew, deck crew,

can we get some help

with the luggage, please?

♪ ♪


Big sexy, what's up?

- Thank you so much.
- Awesome, thank you.

I'm a hugger!


[all speaking at once]

- Captain.
- Jesse.

- Partner.
- Yeah, hey, thank you so much.

Thank you.

- We had one of the best times
- of our lives.

I appreciate that the

last-minute charter extension

worked out.

- Whoever it was that was able
- to figure out

How to get croissants one

morning, that was impressive.

All: Julia!

- Thank you guys so much.
- Appreciate it. Love you.

Thank you.

Oh, and of course, token...

- Thanks, partner.
- Of our appreciation.

We really appreciate it.

- Thank you.
- We very much appreciate it.

Safe travels.

Bye, guys.

Have a safe trip home.

For God's sakes,

I'm f... ing exhausted.

Just get off.

Well, that's over.

All crew, all crew, please

meet me in the main salon.

♪ ♪

- Well, this is probably
- as difficult a charter

As we've had this season.

But you know, sometimes

the most difficult charters

don't mean

the most impressive tips.

[music winds to a stop]

18.50 Euros apiece.

22,000 Euros.

But it was twice the length.

Yeah, than some

of the others had been.

That's the worst tip

we've had with the worst guests.

Well, that's

the way it goes sometimes.

After riding us that hard

for five days,

leave a decent tip,

and if you can't,

then maybe don't

charter a boat.

That's a buzz kill.

Hey, I'm still on a high.

This is more money

than I make in two weeks.

- So anyway,
- I suggest we go to bed.

Start at 10:00.

One more to go.

♪ ♪

- When are we gonna take care
- of this f... ing situation?

Let's just get

through tonight.

Have a good day tomorrow.


All right, Daniel,

have a good day tomorrow.

- I've been having
- good days, man.

- Well, you're the only one
- that feels that way.

It's all good.

- It's a fallacy.
- Not everyone is mad.

It's just you two butt buddies.

- What did you f... ing say?
- I heard that.

- Yeah, I know,
- you two butt buddies.

Somebody's got to f... ing

take care of this kid right now.

- Stand up to me right now, dude.
- Get the f... out of here.

- You disrespectful
- little f...

You're not coming in that room.

- Come in that room
- and see what happens.

You both are fake people.

Now what's the matter?

Daniel's provoking them.

I'm not provoking anybody.

Yeah, you are.

- You just called us butt buddies
- and fake people.

Don't come here and tell me...

- Put your password
- in this phone right now.

- What are you trying
- to demonstrate

By having the SIM cards out?

I decided to take out my cards

so then you know I can't delete

anything off my phone.

This is f... ing bullsh...

- Now he's putting my job
- in jeopardy...

- How did I put
- your job in jeopardy?

- Because I'ma get
- kicked off this boat.

- Yeah, you're
- calling us names and...

- You call me
- a f... ing name, dude?

- Come outside
- this f... ing boat on a dock

And say that to my face.

I'll beat your f... ing ass.

- Bobby.
- Calm down.

- God, I'd love
- to beat your f... ing ass.

Just calm down.


The f... have you done here?

That's all his sh...

Calm down. Calm down.

This is a side I've never seen

of Bobby

and I never want to see again.

Bobby's a big guy, you know?

Goodness knows

what could happen.

- You guys start up
- so much stuff.

- No, you do.
- Yeah.

No, no, no.

- The big deal tonight
- is what are we gonna do with...

- Bobby and Danny.
- Yeah.

- Can we put them
- in a guest cabin?


- We'll have to deal
- with this tomorrow.

- Supposed to get sleep
- right now.


- If you don't stand up
- to a bully,

You will always be bullied

for the rest of your life.

In order to get respect,

you need to give respect.

And Bryan doesn't do that.

I'm just over it.

♪ ♪

We got to switch rooms, dude.

- I understand.
- I'm done with him.

- Let's just get
- through this charter...

He is close, bro.

- Let's get through this.
- Take some time to chill.

- Can you guys sleep
- in a guest cabin or something?

- Shut up, Tiffany.
- I'm just trying to sleep.

Then stay in your room.

I am in my room.

Close your door.

Can you just

keep it down, please?

Thank you.

At this point tonight,

- we're all chilling.
- We got to get some sleep.

- All right.
- All right? Cool, bro.

- I got your back. You know that.
- Thanks, man.

All right, bro.

♪ ♪

He was heated.

- I know,
- but people were trying to sleep.

- Yeah, no, I understand
- where you're coming from.

- Morning.
- Morning.

I like the outfit.

Thanks, I know, right?

- Last night
- was not cool, man.

You're an absolute liability.

No, no. 'Cause any time

something happens,

it's all on you.

Yesterday, you were there, bro.

You're like, "Oh, there's..."

There's... oh, sh...,

"is that, Daniel?

"Look what he's doing.

- "Oh!"
- Sh...

"Let me get this."

- Look at you,
- look at you, bro.

You look like an idiot.

- "I'ma go to the captain.
- Got ya on there."

- Dude, you're such a f... ing
- child, bro.

You're such a f... ing child.

- Danny, you have no idea
- what's going on, bro.

- Oh, my God, shut your
- baboon-face f... ing ass, bro.

Lying ass.

You know, the zoo called.

The monkey wants his ass back.

Coming up.

Tiffany's a massive flirt,

and it's nice to not have to be

obligated to anything.

Dude, you're such
a f... ing child.

- Danny, you have no idea
- what's going on.

Shut your baboon-face

f... ing ass, bro.

You know, the zoo called.

The monkey wants his ass back.

- You're dead to me.
- You know what?

- I looked out for you so much.
- No you didn't.

- Yes, I did.
- Yes, I did.

- The only person
- you look out for...

The only person you look out for

- is that butt buddy
- of yours there,

So you two guys can keep on

- making that love
- with each other.

I'm out, bro.

- You think you're ever gonna
- get a job after this?

Oh, absolutely.

- I'm not getting into this
- with you this morning.

Go up and get to work.

- All my anger, everything
- that's been inside of me,

- I just let it all go
- and I unleash.

Get me started.

I'm out.

Do you know what I mean?


- Good morning.
- Good morning.

So what has today brung us?

- Um, there's been
- another altercation

Between Daniel and I.

He's giving me backtalk,

jumping all over the couches,

knocking things down behind him.

I mean, he's just insane.


I think that Danny doesn't have

any respect for authority

or for the chain of command

- that needs to be in place
- on a yacht,

- And he's potentially a hazard
- to himself

Or to other crew members.

- Where is he now?
- Do you know?

He's in his guest cabin.

- That's where he finally
- wound up?


So want me - to send him up?

- Yeah.
- Okay.




- Come with me.
- Captain wants to talk to you.

Bryan is so clueless about

how terrible of a boss he is.

Instead of helping me grow,

he's just limiting me from

reaching my fullest potential

at being the best yachty

I can be.

- Hey.
- Hey, Cap.

Have a seat.

Um, Bryan and I, we really

never got along on this yacht.

We're going to be bumping heads

all the way to the last charter,

and that's fine and I'm willing

to work through it, but, uh,

I just hope that Bryan

does not misrepresent

my work.

They don't trust me

and I don't trust them.

I don't trust you, either.

You've been toxic to this boat

ever since you've arrived,

and your work is sub-par.

- This is not the business
- for you,

Not the industry for you.

- You need to think
- about something else.

So here it is.

Your ticket home.

You're off the boat

within an hour.

- Really?
- Yeah.

You've had issues with almost

everybody on the boat.

With the exception

of maybe Ben and Jen.

There is a rift going on between

the entire crew caused by Danny.

- He's right in the middle
- of all of it,

So it's what has to happen

for the good of the whole crew.

Danny just got fired.

Oh, f...

Come on.

Got to see this.

Bryan, Bryan.

Yeah, Cap.

- Can you come to the bridge,
- please?

Yes, I can.

I'm sorry that this ended

the way that it ended.

So what's gonna happen

- is you're going to be escorted
- down to your cabin.

He's going to witness

what you take with you,

and you are out of here.

Thank you, guys.

- Okay.
- Thanks, Cap.

- I think Danny would be
- successful at something

Where there is a lot of

interaction with other people,

but it's not gonna be yachting.

That's for sure.

- Pack your bags.
- Yep.

I honestly am shocked.

I did a good job.

This is a dream of mine,

and just to know that

the bullies came out on top,

it... it doesn't sit well

with me.

- Danny's leaving us.
- Sh...

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪


Hey, man.

Sorry, bro.

- I am sorry, man.
- Me too.

Thanks for everything, bro.

I... I don't know if yachting

is for you, to be honest.


You're not gonna have the

freedom that you... that you need.

- There's plenty of other things
- you can do.


Hey guys.

Hey, you nearly made it.

I love you, bro.

Listen, I'm really sorry.

Thanks, man.


I think Daniel should walk away

considering himself lucky

- that he got to stay this long
- and get this far.

Hannah's gonna get up and go,

"What the frick happened?"

I know.

Got everything, Daniel?


It's not a good way to leave.

- I'm out, girl.
- It's nice working with you.

- You too.
- Sorry your laundry's still wet.


You want to be happy

with your team,

with your crew mates and say,

"Hey, next season."

- It's nice working with you.
- Aww.

I don't want sympathy.

- I just want to leave
- on good terms

And say good-bye, but I can't

do that with everyone.

I'll be in touch, okay?

Good luck.

- Thanks.
- All right.

- When you see Hannah, can you
- please tell her thank you?

It's not over for me.

It's only the beginning.

There's other yachts.

- And here's the other beautiful
- thing, though, you know,

The captain goes, "Daniel",

your work his sub-par."

Says, "Your work is sub-par."

But you know what the beautiful

thing is about sub-par?

There's room for improvement.

- Good riddance.
- Show's over.

- Let's get back
- to swabbin' the deck.


I... just, thank God.

Good luck getting home.

Take care, man.

You too.

- Make sure everything's
- strapped on tight

- 'Cause there's no footpath
- up here.

- Oh, that's fine, man.
- There's trolley carts up there.

- No, dude.
- The trolleys are broken.

You're riding on these donkeys.

Okay, fine.

Let's go take the donkey.

- We're gonna go
- all the way up hill?

Trolleys aren't broken.

♪ ♪

Where is he at?

Oh, God, I want to see him.

♪ ♪

- Oh.
- Where is he?

- There he is.
- Right there.

Oh, my God.

Hey, there you go.

An ass riding an ass.


[bells jingle]

Coming up.

- You've been flirting with me
- all f... ing season.

My boyfriend...

Is a f... ing pussy.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

I think everybody will get

a nice breath of fresh air,

him being gone,

and you know what?

I bet you a million dollars

that him being gone

is going to improve Bryan's

attitude with everybody.

You know, everybody says

he's the aggro guy.

Well, he's aggro

because he can't manage Danny.

I don't think Daniel was the

sole problem of our deck crew.

I think that Bryan

is the main issue,

- but unfortunately
- Bobby's blinded

By his friendship with Bryan.

I understand your argument.

I think Daniel has been

bringing people down.

But I still don't

agree with your...

No, I know.

- And I'm not trying to get you
- to like Bryan or anything.

I'm just... you know, trying

to be the devil's advocate.

Yeah, yeah, of course.

I heard what's happened.

- Danny being fired,
- that's insane.

- Bryan just finally went
- to the Captain and was like,

"Get rid of this guy."

- I'm ready for it. I'm just
- like, get the next charter done.


It's really about time.

I mean, this little pleb

should have been fired

five charters ago.

This is a pile - of stew.


[guitar music]

♪ ♪


Oh, hi, babe.

- Oh, thank you for my gift.
- Wait.

You're welcome.

That one's not for me.

No, no, that's yours.

There's lipstick on there.

Yeah, 'cause that was

my drink before.

Oh, yeah. Since you brought me

my gift of my whiskey...

All right.

I brought you a gift.

- You said you shredded
- at harmonica.

Oh, a harmonica!

Did you really go and buy this?

I'm not sayin'.

- My brother bought me one
- for Christmas,

So I learned it and I never...

- I picked it up
- for about five minutes.

- Well, you're about
- to pick it up again.

I'm just gonna do a little riff.

You do whatever you want.

- And I'm gonna try
- to hear it this time.


[guitar and harmonica music]

♪ ♪

Oh, I just messed up.

I'm gonna call my boy.

- This was panning out
- to be the perfect day.

Danny got fired, and I'm having

a moment with Julia,

but it sucks to get rejected

over and over and over.

- I'm f... ing freezing.
- Do you want a hoodie?

I'm a big hoodie guy.

Like, I have 'em in every color.

I am loving

these thin hoodies.

They're like t-shirts.

Start a new trend.

- I've never seen
- a double hoodie before.

That's impressive.

It's good, right?

Yeah, it's wicked.


♪ ♪

- Bryan, Bryan, can you meet me
- at the bridge, please?

♪ ♪

- Cap.
- Yo.

I just wanted to say that...

this was a no-win situation

for you,

and I think you handled it

quite well.

- I really did try.
- I know you did.

- I gave it all kinds of
- different methods.

You know, nothing really works.

You know, I think he's just

in his own crazy mindset

and that was just

never gonna change.

It was just one of those

things that we couldn't win.

- So with that in mind
- I want to tell you

- That your probationary period
- is over.

What I'd like to do is offer you

the chief mate's position

on the boat.

- This would be
- a probationary period.

- I'm happy to accept
- the challenge.

You are officially

the first mate going forward.

- Thank you very much.
- That means a lot to me.

- For me, one of the most
- important aspects

Of a first mate is trust.

And I can trust Bryan,

- and I know that when I delegate
- something to Bryan

It's gonna be handled.

- Okay, thank you.
- Appreciate it.

Captain Mark's

a real-deal captain,

- and he's worked with some of
- the best first mates

Probably in the industry,

and for him to give me his

blessing means a lot to me.

- Hey, you guys, you aren't in
- the middle of anything,

- Are you?
- What?

- I just want to have
- a quick chat.

- Uh, first off,
- I don't know if you know,

My probationary period of being

a first mate has been lifted

so it's official now.

Congratulations, Bryan.

You are officially a douchebag.

And as you guys know,

we're a man down again.

Not a really big issue.

We've been here before

and we rocked it.

- There's no reason
- why we can't have fun with it,

- And let's have
- a great next charter

- And let's have
- a great time tonight.


- Boom.
- Boom.

All right.

Colored shirts, right?

Let's do it.

Yeah, colored shirts.

- Are you getting smashed
- tonight?

- F... yeah.
- I'm stoked.

- We're celebrating Danny
- being fired,

And we're celebrating Bryan

getting his promotion,

and without Danny,

there's no drama.

Thank God.

- We can all go
- in different ones.

Get in the car, bitches.

What if we die, Jen?

Oh, my f... ing God.

- This has to end.
- Look at that way.

Sh..., sh...

Why is it making - that noise?

- You're like,
- "Get me the f... out of here."


That was really scary.

- We're not going
- down that way, are we?


Oh, man.

- What do you guys
- want to drink?

I want red.

Tequila sunrise, please.

- Balkan Beer.
- Yes.

And a Jack and ginger ale.

And a glass of wine.

I'm so excited

to be off charter,

- and I'm kind
- of excited to, like,

Hang out with Ben tonight.


♪ ♪

Let's have some food now.

- All right, all right,
- all right.

- Do you not think it's a little
- bit weird without Danny here?


You're delusional.



We're gonna put

our glasses together.

For no reason at all.

- No, I've got a reason
- right here.

Uh, my boy Bryan

getting sworn in as first mate.

- Thank you.
- Legit.

Thank you, brother.

- Yeah, cheers.
- Cheers to that.

Being a deck hand's

where it's at.

- Is it go time?
- Yeah, let's do it.

[dance music]

♪ ♪

My relationship with Ben

- is probably in the best place
- it's been in.

Like, I just want to squeeze

his cheeks all the time.


♪ ♪

Tiffany's a massive flirt.

It's endearing and it's nice

to have female company

and not have to be obligated

to anything.

♪ ♪

Can I get a shot of Jameson?

♪ ♪

[dance music]

♪ ♪

I love them both individually,

but to see them intimate,

I just... I can't.

- I meet this girl
- who's really nice

- And, you know,
- we're hitting it off.

She's giving me attention.

- I'm not getting it from Jules,
- so I'm just going with the flow.

♪ ♪

- I couldn't care less
- what Bobby's doing.

Please, just kiss him because

it'll take a lot of, you know,

off me and you can

just take him.

All right, let's roll.


[speaking indistinctly]

Come and join the fun.

Get in there.

I had a blast tonight.

- Hey, babe.
- Hi.

- Come here.
- What?

- We're at anchor
- and you're bringing a girl

Back to the boat?


Well... if... ugh.

Apart from the fact

- that we've already dealt with it
- this season...


- You can't take girls
- to the boat.

And apart from the fact the

captain has specifically said,

"There's no girls back"...

- Stop being
- such a f... ing idiot, hey?


Bringing drunk girls on and

off of Tinder onto a yacht,

even idiots would know

that that is not a good idea.

- Well, what is the issue?
- Are we all good?

We're having fun tonight.

Clearly we can do

whatever the f... we want

because Danny got away with

murder for six f... ing weeks.

- Okay, well, you do whatever
- the f... you want.

I am.

- But still know
- that you have one f... ing strap

On your epaulette

and I've got three.

- Really?
- Yeah, really.

Obviously you have

your first mate's approval,

and that's all on you, hey,

- 'cause I'm not taking
- any responsibility.

Yeah, it is on me.

- The official first mate
- is giving him the green light.

Like, are you f... ing serious?

What the f...?

- You never bring a girl
- back to a yacht.

How would you feel

if I brought a guy on a yacht?

- Clearly they're
- f... ing jealous.


Are you kidding me?

[laughs sarcastically]

Did he just say that?

Did you just say that word?

F... all you guys.

- You know what?
- Let's go.

- It's not your fault.
- I'm so sorry.

It's not your fault.

Call it. Let's go.

I'm sorry.

Ugh, you guys

are unbelievable.

- Start the engines.
- Let's go.

This is ridiculous to bring

a girl back on board.

Shut up, Julie.

You have a f... ing boyfriend.

You've been flirting with me

all f... ing season.

My boyfriend...

Is a f... ing pussy.

Next on the season finale

of "Below Deck Med":

Last charter's here.

- - So our last charter
- of the season.

Is there a room with two beds?

No, sorry.


Yes! Yes! Yes!

- I just want to see if you can
- give me,

Like, some criticism to, like,

work better with women.

Treat women as equals.

- All right.
- I'm going.

It was truly a displeasure

- meeting you
- and working with you.


- It's, like, potentially
- damaging though,

Do you know what I mean?

Because what you said

is just not true.

- To bring my boyfriend into it
- is really hurtful.

I know.

- I don't need any more friends.
- It's enough.

It's the last night

of the charter season.

I mean, f...,

but whatever.

- I got more
- than just the tip last night.


Remember Benny, I stay up

way f... ing later than you.

I see and hear everything.

[woman moans]

Oh, my God.


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