Below Deck Down Under (2022–…): Season 1, Episode 10 - Loads of Croc - full transcript
The crew enjoys a day off on an Australian crocodile safari; Captain Jason finds shocking unfinished business left on the boat; Tumi comes to Aesha's defense when Ryan and Magda talk behind her back, leaving Aesha distraught.
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Don’t talk to ----ing
girls like that,
I swear to ----ing God, dude.
*bleep* you.
Asshole.
We don’t fight with people
that aren’t worth our time.
-Ryan, yes or no?
-No.
Where I come from,
I’m sticking up for our team.
That goes a long way.
Can you not ever throw
a bottle again, please?
Yeah, if nobody tells a girl to
take their tits out five times,
it would be all right.
Primary charter guest,
Johny De Keghel.
He used to work for me.
Really?
-How are you?
-Fantastic.
What is a "buck party,"
though?
I’m gonna do something big
for these boys.
Oh, oh, oh!
You two together look damn good.
How’s your galley this morning?
We got a trash can here,
no bags in them.
-It was a night job.
-Yeah, I know.
Benny’s not pulling his weight,
but at this point,
every time I come down on him
he just gets angry or emotional.
Can’t be bothered.
I’m not gonna do it.
Now I’m gonna go to bed.
I’m just, like, you
know, worried about,
like, girls around.
Because I feel so
lucky with Scott,
that it’s just nothing
like that at all.
Mm.
You don’t have to make me
feel that my relationship
is not as good as yours.
She’s judging me a lot.
-Have you seen Magda?
-No.
-I’m gonna take a nap.
-Magda?
Magda, Magda, do you copy?
Are you ----ing joking?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, no.
This is embarrassing.
I wanna see some
wow factor going.
I mean, I guess that’s
why I’m feeding the guests
and not the captain
all the time.
Bring it in!
We caught the squid,
and we wanted to eat it.
I swear to God, if Ryan
doesn’t serve up our squid...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You do anything with his squid?
Nope.
They caught that...
I know, I said this isn’t
for dinner, though.
Just ease down.
Okay, well, let me
finish my dinner...
-Hey.
-and you can talk all you want.
No, no, no, listen, I copped
your bullsh-- downstairs.
I won’t cop it again.
No, I caught
your bullsh--.
I don’t want your attitude,
and I won’t ----ing cop it
one more second.
I just wanna finish this.
You wanna bring it up three
decibels, I’ll bring it up four.
This just isn’t the time.
Mate, I’m your captain.
I need you to be mature
and professional.
Communicate on a level that
is respected by all, okay?
You obviously don’t
know when actually
you go to the next level.
Your communication
needs to be checked.
Definitely not my color.
Ready to rock and roll?
-Yep.
-Awesome.
I’m pissed.
The way he’s speaking to me,
Ryan’s lucky I haven’t got
a replacement right here now.
We have a pandemic,
I’ve got quarantine issues,
I’ve got no back-up.
Otherwise, he’d be gone.
This is the Japanese A5.
Did Ben ever bring you a squid
that they caught?
-Bring it in!
-Far out.
-You gonna keep it?
-Yeah!
What do you reckon, Ryan’ll
be cooking our squid?
I got some squid, don’t worry,
salt and pepper squid.
-Oh.
-Yeah!
All right!
Tonight, trash,
same as usual, all decks.
Mop scuppers on all decks.
I’ve got this, brother,
no worries.
I’ll be able to tell if
it’s being done, like...
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
The other night, I forgot,
it’s my bad.
It’s with the fishing till
2:00 in the morning, whatever.
Yeah.
It’s not like I’m trying
to be fun and not work.
I’m trying to work,
but the way that I work best
is if I’m having fun,
or if I’m injecting
my personality into it.
So, I’m not a robot.
If the guys wanna talk to
you or whatever,
politely explain to them,
like, yeah, no worries,
I’ve gotta go and crack on with
this, I’ll come back up later.
This. This one... no...
You think I’m winding you up?
-Yeah.
-Sweet, bro.
Cool.
Honestly, you guys are,
like, my bloody children.
I’m gonna keep
a close eye on you.
Yeah, good boy, good boy.
Mm.
----ing do it now,
just to please one person.
Why are you wearing green hair?
Come on, it’s amazing.
Why not?
We’re going easy on the bar.
-Yeah.
-Look at him, he’s asleep.
Yeah, I think we
need to be gentle.
Yeah, yeah.
Come on, buddy, come on.
Oh!
----ing good buck!
Whew, good lord.
It’s fine.
Okay.
Hey.
-What’s up?
-Y’all good?
No, I’m just gonna put
out the calamari now.
Okay.
Yeah, no.
Who wants to try a little
of the calamari?
Yeah!
Yeah, well, pass it over,
pass it over.
I’ve been waiting all
day for this.
This is actually ours?
-That’s yours, that’s yours.
-It’s very good.
Oh, it is very good.
-Enjoy, guys.
-Thanks, mate.
-Of course.
-Cheers.
-Okay.
-Thanks, girl.
See ya.
-Benny!
-How was the squid?
The squid was really good.
-Yeah, was it?
-Yeah.
We actually do
wanna go fishing.
-Yeah.
-How many rods you got?
Six rods.
Magda, we can start
clearing now.
Copy.
Oh, yeah.
-We are.
-Come on, let’s go down.
All right, here we go.
Let’s get some calamari
for tomorrow morning.
Or a shark, even better.
Oh, really?
We’re gonna have a chat,
the three of us.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yep.
Like just own it.
Yeah.
Ryan’s in deep sh-- right now,
and I absolutely love it.
Whew.
Is it possible to
get a Budweiser?
I think he kicked mine
in the ocean.
Yes. Yes.
Just for this trip,
Brittini’s, like, not going up.
Like, she’s just gone
back just a little bit.
-Mm-hmm.
-Not answering radios.
Maybe it was the boys
distracting her.
You probably get this
all the time.
Yeah!
It’s just a couple of things
I’m watching.
Ben. He needs to
be supervised.
I’ve just gotta figure that out.
Just, I’ve already had
a chat with them.
That’s good, that you’re
applying a little pressure.
It’s about the job first,
you know?
-Mm-hmm.
-About getting sh-- done.
If there’s a big improvement,
it’s gotta be done up there
and what’s going out
in food and service
and let’s just...
-Mm-hmm, yeah.
-Come on.
Let’s go, yeah.
Yeah, I’m glad you’re
on the same page.
-Thank you.
-You’re welcome.
Dinner done, how’s that?
I’m tired.
-See ya mañana.
-See you in the morning.
Is that a sea snake?
That’s a line.
-Hi, darling.
-Hey.
-I’m gonna go to bed.
-Go.
Sorry there’s still
so many glasses.
Oh, thank you.
Yeah...
-Yeah.
-But...
I know, I know.
It feels like she’s always
unhappy about whatever I do.
This is not the way
it should be done,
that someone who should be
there for you as your leader
is just waiting
for your mistake.
Oh, hello.
I would ----ing love
to catch a fish.
Oh, he’s... oh, *bleep*.
He just swam off.
Oh *bleep*’s sake, honestly.
He’s done.
I’ve given up.
See you in the morning, eh?
-All right.
-Bye, good night.
Good morning.
Good morning, we can
start up, please.
Hey, bridge, we’re ready to haul
as soon as you’re ready.
Take up slowly.
Copy.
Bridge, that’s anchor home.
Good work.
I’ll be right out.
Tumi, Tumi, Tumi.
Good morning, gentlemen.
-Hey!
-How you feeling?
Pretty good.
It’s so frustrating.
Aesha’s management style
being more relaxed
is not the greatest combination,
because I feel that Magda
needs management
that has a lot of discipline,
and that’s definitely not
gonna come from Aesha.
Like I said, the whole pantry
needs to be cleaned.
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
I watched the sunrise at
the bow this morning,
it was really lovely.
Copy, coming.
Yo, mop this whole area.
There’s spilled drinks
over here,
spilled drinks over there,
there’s sh-- everywhere, so.
I haven’t spoken to Benny yet.
-Up there is filthy, the teak.
-Yeah.
Scuppers were meant to
get done last night,
doesn’t look like he’s done
those ones last night.
It is important,
it’s tough when it’s, like,
we got the whole, like,
operations in the morning.
All right.
It got done already
three times in a row.
It’s more the exhaustion
of always doing it.
It’s part of the job,
simple as that.
And just, you know,
I don’t wanna hear
any whingeing from anyone.
I wanna hear you say, yep,
I’m gonna do it, no worries.
Get in the ----ing chain locker
and do your job.
Coming up...
I’m gonna be blunt...
your attitude.
I’ve heard it, and it’s *bleep*
this *bleep* that.
Now, I don’t wanna hear any
whingeing from anyone.
I wanna hear you say, yep, I’m
gonna do it, no worries.
Get in the ----ing chain locker
and do your job.
Okay.
And then we need to rinse
the swim platform,
fix up all the salt on the teak,
fix up anything here,
make sure everything’s
looking nice and neat
right before they leave.
-Perfect.
-Cool.
Get ready to finish.
All right, brother.
Jamie wakes up
to an unkempt boat,
and that’s the
night person’s job.
And instead, I’m kinda
getting punished for it.
I know I’m hustling my ass off,
and it just doesn’t feel fair.
Good morning.
You’re probably gonna feel
a lot better
than all the other boys,
after...
-Yeah.
-You really passed out.
Jase?
Yeah, mate, just gonna
get a coffee.
Okay, cool.
Love it when it’s tangled.
Oh, God, that thing...
grandma’s undies.
-What?
-That thing.
I’m definitely aware that
captain’s making his presence
more in the galley, but I don’t
regret a single word I said.
These kids with their phones.
When I grew up, we
had to use our imagination
to *bleep* off at work.
Magda, there’s work to be done.
Sorry, Captain.
Awesome.
Here you go.
That looks amazing, thanks,
mate.
That is the Aussie breakfast,
right there.
He’s done well.
Bon appétit.
Eggs perfect.
Oh, and that looks very crispy.
Oh, that is so good.
I think a little piece of bacon.
You know, what was happening?
It’s all happening, mate.
Is it a case of
getting all the jobs done,
even if you’re up till 3:00?
I pretty much want
the jobs done, yeah.
Okay.
So annoying.
All crew, please be ready with
white shirt and epaulettes.
Copy.
I’m genuinely gonna
be sad to leave.
Aft deck, foredeck,
going in now.
Starboard quarter to
first starboard marker.
Starboard quarter,
30 meters, holding.
-Hey, hey, hey!
-Hey!
You are clear to swing.
Okay, tie it up.
Cap, all good in the aft.
-That’s good.
-Thank you.
-Oh, what a trip.
-Yay!
-Thank you so much.
-Hey, thanks, brother.
Oh, thanks, brother.
Bye!
Oh!
A custom-made...
-Oh, look at this, guys!
-Just for you!
-Oh!
-Yeah!
Nothing but hat.
And also...
On behalf of all the boys,
we had the most amazing time.
It was incredible.
My fish, though...
where did my fish end up?
Well...
It was pretty small.
You’ll have to come back again,
we’ll catch a bigger one.
Yeah, for sure,
looking forward to it.
-Thanks, guys.
-Thank you very much again.
-Yeah, thank you.
-Appreciate it.
-Bye, guys!
-Later, dudes.
Let’s get all our blues back on,
get everything back to square
one, have a bit of a meeting,
and get outta here, eh?
Oh, feels good.
Oh, wait, not even polo,
I can put my T-shirt on.
Carly, it’s Jason Chambers,
captain on Thalassa.
I’m thinking about making
a change, but to do that,
I’d probably need a few CVs
to look through.
We just need someone that can
just hit the ground running.
Send me through what you’ve got,
that would be great.
Thank you,
I really appreciate it.
See you, bye.
Ryan’s attitude towards me,
the best thing to do right now
is to show force and
actually get him off the boat.
But my back’s against the wall.
I’ve got no back-up chef... yet.
All crew, can we meet in
the bridge deck salon ASAP?
Copy.
Hey, Captain.
Ladies and gentlemen, hi.
Halfway there.
So, the tip’s
$22,900 Australian,
which is $17,600 U.S.
Per person, it’s $1,460 U.S.
-Nice!
-Yay!
Woo!
I’ll tell you what, Keith Stone
puts on a show like that...
-My name’s Keith Stone.
-Yeah!
Australian-style!
I’m expecting a big old
tip from these boys.
Got a few things to
work on which I wanna talk
to a few people individually.
Um, the whole deck team
have improved,
but there still needs
to be urgency there,
being in position.
And Cheffy, we’ll have
a chat also with Aesha,
and just get down
to the nitty-gritty
and get on top of that.
Now, we are 50 percent there,
so as a reward for that,
tomorrow I’ve organized a little
excursion after a sleep-in.
You’re going to
a crocodile safari.
-Oh, my God!
-Ah!
Woo!
I’ve been dreaming of this.
The crew is slipping
a little bit.
I think a good day off
would be what they need.
Rest and relaxation’s
part of our job.
Recharge, and we get
on with the season.
The helmet...
this week, it goes to...
the deck team is coming along,
we’ll give you the encouragement
you need to get the team going.
So, Jamie, you’re getting it.
-Oh!
-Nice, Jamie!
Come on, Jamie!
For *bleep* sakes.
Ugh.
-Have you gone to New Zealand?
-I’m from New Zealand.
Cleaning up the mess
as usual, aren’t we?
Oh!
Trash, as usual, all decks.
The other night
I forgot, my bad.
I’m basically the leader
of this team,
so I’m gonna have to
take this on the chin...
well, in this case,
on the head.
Find out your weak links
from a deck point of view,
and fix that, yeah?
-That’s all.
-Right-o.
-Thanks, Cap.
-Let’s get into it.
Love it.
Can I chat with you for
five minutes right away?
Yes, totally.
-Ryan, Ryan...
-Yo, yo.
You wanna... we’ll just
get this out of the way now
and have a chat.
Let’s just... just air it out,
and let’s get it out.
You’re here,
you’re a head of department...
-Mm-hmm.
-You’re a head of department.
I want the service
to be better.
Mm-hmm.
What I saw when I sat down...
I’m gonna leave it right here.
Tomato, eggplant,
roasted red pepper...
-All of it.
-All of it?
-Yes, thank you.
-Nice.
-Whoops...
-I’m so sorry.
I want the food to be better,
what I saw when I sat down.
-Pasta, like...
-I’m not impressed.
Yeah, no, there’s
a *bleep* ton of salt.
But my meal would have made
completely different sense
last night if it was served
the way
I was asking for
it to be served.
It’s antipasto, they should have
hit the table at the same time.
Well, it’s not just what
goes out on the plates.
I’m gonna be blunt...
it’s your attitude,
your defensive attitude
towards guest requirements,
I’ve heard it.
Even last night
with the calamari,
it’s *bleep* this *bleep* that.
I need that to change.
That’s where my head is.
Your attitude,
your defensive attitude.
towards guests requirements,
I’ve heard it.
Even last
night with the calamari,
it’s *bleep* this *bleep* that.
I need that to change.
That’s where my head is.
I’m more than prepared
to make changes.
This is it.
Can we just amp it
up a little bit?
I think you nailed every point
for us...
or for me, at least.
-I apologize.
-Thank you.
Okay, that’s it.
Right-o, appreciate it.
All right, nice.
The situation’s ----ed.
I could go off on him, but I’m
just gonna eat it and take it,
because I know
Aesha would love to see me
off this boat right now.
All crew, all crew, please
turn the boat around...
covers, rubbish.
Trash, get some trash.
Jesus. Jeez... stop!
Check your bins in your rooms,
if they need to be emptied,
let’s do that now too.
Hell, yeah.
Copy.
Why is the wifi not working?
Dream team for the dub.
Here I am.
I’ll just have a chat with you
for a sec, Aesha, about Mags.
Mm-hmm.
Her phone use is
outdoing us all combined.
I don’t know.
I have to get to
the bottom of it.
-You wanna call her?
-Okay.
Bring her in now and
have a chat with her.
All right.
We’re all good, mate,
that’s it.
Magda, Magda.
Magda?
Go ahead.
Are you able to come up
to the bridge deck salon?
Can I come in,
like, two minutes?
Can you come now and then
go back in two minutes?
Copy.
I didn’t know that you were...
-Take a seat.
-Yes, thank you.
Your phone use on board is...
what’s the word?
More than excessive.
It’s 10 times more than
any other crewmember,
to the point where
we’ve had to wind down
the usage on all that network.
Aesha and myself
are leaning on you to...
-Yeah.
-Be a strong link.
Yeah, sure, correct.
So, whatever you’re doing,
it has to stop.
Boyfriend.
Oh, my God, I agree,
I’m using my phone,
but I’m never using a phone
in front of the guests.
I’m not questioning why you
don’t talk to your boyfriend.
Do you have any problems?
It’s not my business.
Just please, like,
just don’t judge.
We all check our phones,
we all have our outsider
life out of yachting,
-that’s for sure.
-Yeah.
Pick your moments
a lot better.
Yeah.
And limit the use,
because it is massive.
-Definitely.
-Okay?
I’m gonna improve
all the time.
Thanks, girl.
Right-o. That’s done.
Thank you.
-Are we good?
-We’re done.
-Ah!
-Ah!
Woo, woo, woo!
All right, let’s get back
on the crazy train.
Yes!
Okay, I’m ready.
-I’m getting drunk.
-All right, let’s all go up.
Oh, ho, ho!
I’m so excited.
Guys, the cabs are here.
Ah!
I feel like the guys wanna
co-regulate,
-but we don’t...
-No!
Girls rule, boys drool!
Let’s do it!
Tits out for the girls
Tits out for the girls, ah!
Yay!
I’m looking forward to my steak,
I know that.
-Hey, boys!
-Hey, ladies.
-Yo.
-Here.
Perfect.
I want that big-ass
shell-fish tower.
Maybe some champagne?
You look so cute, Jamie-James.
Espresso martini.
-Yay!
-Woo!
-Brittini!
-Yes!
The Singapore crab.
Steak dinner, medium-rare.
-Yeah.
-Make that two.
I’ll get a fish curry.
We’re gonna have a
good time tonight,
we’re gonna get drunk on bubbly,
it’s gonna be so fun.
Mm.
Feels nice.
Copy.
I don’t pay attention
to any drama.
*bleep*
In my opinion, you should be
a chief stew right now.
Chiefie.
I think you could be
a good chiefie, yeah.
Crack the whip.
My first boat, I wasn’t, like,
best friends with my chief stew,
and right now is the same.
It’s not that you’re
not getting along,
it’s just that you’re not
synching in with what she needs.
It’s a different size boat...
Yeah.
And it’s
a different expectation.
Yeah.
Like, when I was third stew,
I got battered.
I’d keep my mouth shut
and I’d be like,
I can’t say anything
because I’m third stew.
But...
You have...
it’s very hard, but you have to,
because you’ll get
burned so quickly.
But I got so good at laundry,
I got so good at
housekeeping, I learned...
Yeah.
...how to be the best,
best stewardess ever.
And that’s what you
have to learn from it.
Once you’ve gotten there,
no one can touch you.
Hey, don’t touch me there,
this is my no-no square.
Where’s the food?
Where’d you guys go?
Sitting down there.
Do I gotta kill the cow
and cook it?
Here it comes right now.
-Medium-well?
-Perfect, thank you so much.
Mm!
Oh!
Did I just get prawn
all over you?
-Oh, dude.
-Sorry, brother.
I’m gonna go wee-wees.
Okay.
No, by the Beatles, bitch!
Well, I can’t hear, can I?
It’s the Beatles.
And don’t call me "bitch"
again, thank you.
Holy sh--, bitch.
Why... really?
Brittini needs to ----ing
know where the boundaries are.
You don’t go calling
your boss a bitch.
Who ----ed up the flow?
Coming up...
Are you kidding me?
Maggots.
This is, like, the best
day off ever.
Oh!
I’m full.
I couldn’t even finish my steak.
Want a chip?
-Oh, that was in.
-That was close.
May I please get a doggie bag?
Of course, and then the check?
Here’s the card,
so we can speed this up.
Thanks, Ryan.
Let’s go, vamos.
*bleep* me.
Everyone’s ----ed.
Culver, Culver!
Bye!
-Come on, Culver.
-I’m going here.
Benny!
Yeah, I wanna try it out.
-Tits out for the girls,
-Tits out for the boys
-Tits out for the girls,
-Tits out for the boys
So, Benny jumped in the
car with women.
Benny broke the code tonight.
Welcome to the girls’ van.
Usually we’re showing
each other our boobs.
Seriously?
We’ve been windmilling
each other’s dicks
and sh-- around that van.
-Oh, cap...
-Captain.
Do you know all the girls
love Captain?
Yeah, of course you do,
he’s an Aussie lad.
Benny, you know that you
have a very nice penis.
Yeah, not the biggest,
but it’s nice.
Let’s get outta here.
Are you okay?
I might go to bed, I’m sleepy.
-I’m going to bed.
-I need to pee.
Good night, bro.
-Okay, night.
-Excuse me?
-Night.
-Good night, sleep well.
Thanks.
-Morning.
-Good morning.
First day off feels
pretty good, huh?
Yeah, it does.
Get you some this morning.
Morning, morning.
Here we go, let’s get it up.
We are going to see animals.
Let’s get the crock outta here.
Yay!
Jamie, we are living
large now, my friend.
Crikey, mate,
I’m Crocodile DunCulver,
and today is a special day
for the Thalassa crew.
We’re doing a crocodile tour.
We’re gonna get out there and
see some of the most
beautiful reptiles in the world.
It’s gonna be something special.
I couldn’t be more
excited to be here.
So listen, I’m gonna
give you three guys.
Three guys.
And you have to say who
you’re gonna *bleep*,
who you’re gonna marry,
and who you’re gonna kill.
Captain, Benny, Culver.
Ooh, this is hard.
Um...
All right.
I’ll go first.
Okay.
-I’d *bleep* Captain.
-Ah!
-Marry Culver.
-Yes.
Uh-huh.
I’d... I’d kill Benny.
Do the same, I’d do the same.
I honestly would...
I’d do the same.
And only because I feel
like Captain’s naughty,
and he would be really
great in bed.
He knows where the A-spot is.
Yeah!
What does it say...
turn left, crocodile.
Crocodile.
-Wow, it’s so nice out.
-Yes.
Let’s do it!
This is so Aussie,
I love it.
Woohoo!
We are good to go.
Follow me through, just watch
out for a bit of mud there.
How is it, boys?
Oh my God, they rock.
Do yours rock or
is it just mine?
Welcome to the
Proserpine river,
and welcome to your Whitsunday
crocodile safari.
Everything inside the
boat is safe,
everything in the river,
not so safe.
And no sudden movements
or anything like that,
because that will
spook the crocs.
It wouldn’t be the worst thing
in the world
if Ryan fell off
the crocodile boat.
Sit back, relax,
enjoy the cruise.
I love this smell.
The smell is amazing.
Whoa.
-*bleep*
-Wow.
-Really?
-Yeah, yeah.
-Little buggers.
-Holy sh--.
Holy scheisse.
Yes, bitch, yes!
Yes, bitch!
How often do they eat?
A year?
Everyone is really excited
about the crocodile excursion.
Most of them aren’t Australian,
so I can understand that.
Let’s go do something
different with the crew.
I love being outside.
Like, look at this sh--.
-It’s so beautiful.
-It’s amazing.
Here he is, he’s going,
he’s going, he’s going.
That’s insane.
Isn’t that brilliant?
That was dope.
See how quick he was, too?
I love it.
This is, like,
the best day off ever.
What the *bleep*?
Are you kidding me?
Oh!
I give them a day off, and
here I’m actually cleaning
up all their sh--.
There’s maggots and
seafood juices and ugh.
Someone’s gonna cop
it for this.
Whew.
Coming up...
The laugh, fake.
-The laugh is the worst.
-Just fake.
She doesn’t do anything.
How this person’s
in the position they’re in,
Double-bag, he said.
Double-bag.
This is unbelievable.
I hope you’ve enjoyed
your tour today.
-Thank you so much, mate.
-Good!
-It was a pleasure.
-Appreciate it.
So good.
I loved it.
I’m all crocked out now.
-Ooh-la-la.
-And we got a bar.
We got a bar!
Holy sh--.
Let’s do a double Jack and coke.
-A wild berry cider.
-Cheers for the beer.
This place is awesome.
Oh, my God,
there’s a whole chicken?
The chicken and the chief stew’s
got the same attitude.
This is so beautiful.
-Oh!
-Hey!
Yum!
-Oh, my God!
-Ready for all this.
Oh, thank you!
-Wow.
-Yum!
Yes!
This is what I’m talking about.
This is a day off, right here.
Yeah, you wanna
have a cigarette?
Let’s go have a cigarette.
I think we can smoke here.
Hey, hey!
-Woo!
-Grab that chicken.
They got a chicken on the table!
She’s made for Disney,
100 percent.
Yesterday and today I’m just
trying to be, like, friendly...
No, that’s what you should do.
Like, treat her the same way.
But I know she’s not
the type of person
I would go for, like,
as a friend.
-I would...
-No, absolutely not.
She would never be my friend.
I mean, Aesha’s the chief stew.
They always pick one
person they’re gonna bully,
one person they’re gonna favor.
That’s what chief stews do.
No, you’re that role.
The reason I connect with you
so much is I see it.
Lately I’ve been in
a big need of support,
and Ryan is the only one person
who can give it to me right now.
But I don’t actually know
why you guys always starting...
like, I don’t know from where...
It’s not...
because she doesn’t want...
-From where it’s coming.
-It’s not me.
She thinks her
sh-- don’t smell.
I’m not gonna let her make me
out to be the asshole.
I’ll let her look stupid.
Perfect timing.
I’m the chicken whisperer,
they like me.
Play me a little bachata...
Oh, yeah.
So, basic step is like this.
-Hear that drum?
-Ooh!
One, two, three, four...
What are they doing?
...five, six, seven, eight.
-Hi, boys.
-Brittini!
What are you guys talking about?
We’re just...
he’s just got a...
he’s just got a personal
bachata class.
I’ve just got a sunset...
I’m progressing.
-Wait, can we do it?
-Sure, you ready?
One, two, three, four.
Wait, I’m following you,
because you’re the guy.
Oh, look at Britt, she’s so
happy doing that, look at her.
Oh, they’re totally
making babies.
They’re, like, perfect.
Can we spin?
two, three...
that was perfect.
You like that?
Yes, 100 percent I’m down
for Culver and Brittini.
Because, let’s make it happen.
I’m... what do you
need from me?
I need a pee,
and I need another drink.
All right, Benny *bleep*
marry, or kill...
-Jen from charter two...
-Oh!
-Eunice...
-No, I’m gonna eat this.
-Gabrielle.
-Thank you.
I’d probably spend more
quality time with Gabs.
-Okay, so marry Gabs.
-Yeah.
I’d *bleep* Eunice
and then kill Jen.
Ah!
Hm.
Dare you to eat a chili.
-Mm-mmm.
-Eat that.
That thing will mess you up,
I bet.
-Mash hit.
-I’m tired.
Like, I’m tired of this.
You’re tired of what?
Everything, I’m just tired.
Mags...
You know?
I agree, but certain...
everybody’s gotta
pull their weight.
I’m gonna stop it.
No, we’re having
a great conversation.
It’s good.
I don’t like somebody that just
delegates and doesn’t do.
But I know what you mean.
She punished me
when I was hangover.
She punished me to put me
again on the service.
You do every single tablescape.
When the dishes roll back,
it’s time for her to go down.
Bottom line, girl
does Jack squat.
This is my fear about
being chief stew,
is that everyone always speaks
sh-- about a chief stew,
but no one really knows what
they do.
Guess what, I don’t see you
as a chief stew
being that way, though.
I see you still doing,
and then when your stews
get up in the morning...
But that’s only
because we get along.
Like, you should be
the last person
to be talking about
work ethic right now.
I think Ryan is scared
to tell Aesha
what he’s saying to her face,
and it’s easier to just bitch
about it behind her back.
That’s not fair.
We’re very cold.
I’m ready for dinner.
Ba-ba-bam.
-That’s pretty cool.
-Benny!
Yay!
Hey, guys, are we ready
to order some dinner?
-Salad chicken?
-Yeah.
Can I get the roast veggies?
Yeah.
I want the pork chop, and
I want a side of sirloin, too.
-A side of sirloin?
-A side of, like, filet, yeah.
All right, cool.
Obviously, I’ve had lifeguard
experience and training.
I literally dived in
fully clothed.
Straightaway I just grabbed
him
straight up to
the top of the pool,
and there was no signs of life.
There was no breathing.
The casino medical team arrived.
By the time they needed
to take him away
in the stretcher, like... he...
like, he’d passed away.
I was 21...
21, and that was,
like, the first...
the first death that
I had to deal with.
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
You have a rescue side
that obviously
goes deeper than what
we see, you know?
Mm.
Maybe we’ll bring Aesha into it.
One, two, three.
Hello, my loves, I’ve got
the pasta for you.
Hell, yeah!
-Oh, thank you.
-I’m so hungry.
I got all kinds
of stripper moves.
Mm-hmm!
This bitch is in for a treat.
Oh!
Fake. Just fake.
She’s fake!
She’s fake.
I hate her attitude,
it’s horrible.
She thinks it’s her opinion,
and her opinion only.
Do I like her as a person?
Yes, I do.
Do I like her attitude?
Absolutely not.
How this person is in
the position they’re in,
I really don’t know.
Oh, my God, you’re being
such a ----ing dick.
Aesha, do you wanna come
to the bathroom with me?
Come.
No, no, no, come.
-You don’t feel good?
-Mm, no good at all.
Yeah, like, they have a problem
with you delegating tasks.
That’s literally my job.
Who was he talking
about this with?
With me and Magda.
-And did she agree?
-And Magda...
She’s obviously agreeing.
Oh, the chief stew could
do way more than she does.
She can’t take breaks,
she punished me, honestly,
and this is...
Because she wasn’t
doing her job.
Honestly...
They’re reiterating everything
that was said to each other.
That’s what they’re doing.
It’s like, what
does Magda expect,
that I’m gonna let her get
away with everything?
All I’ve done is be so
kind to Magda,
giving her so much lenience that
she doesn’t ----ing deserve,
and now she’s gonna go and talk
sh-- about me behind my back?
It’s like, what the
*bleep*, bitch?
I will hands-down say you
are the nicest,
because I couldn’t imagine
anyone being that nice...
never.
-Yeah.
-She could be fired.
Yeah, if she wants to feel
like I’m being a bitch
because I told her what
to do one time, it’s on.
What were youse
doing in the bathroom?
Talking.
-What were you doing in...
-Talking.
Running your mouth
about what I said?
The whole world doesn’t
revolve around Ryan.
Guys we survived
the whole day.
I just wanna get back
to the boat,
get through these next
----ing three charters,
is all I ----ing care about.
-How are you?
-Good.
You’ve been quiet after
coming out of the bathroom.
-It’s all good.
-Okay.
-We’re out!
-We’re leaving?
-We’ll go in here.
-Oh, yeah.
Split it up, *bleep* it.
That Jacuzzi
is gonna be so warm.
Well, I can’t wait to go...
It’s gonna be
the best thing ever.
When you question my work ethic,
which is one of the most
important things that I hold,
that’s, like, my soft spot.
Mm?
-9:30.
-9:30, okay.
And it’s, like, really
disappointing from Magda
to be running off to Ryan
and they’re banding
together against me.
-Back at the boat, woo!
-Thalassa!
It’s like, you’ve crossed
the ----ing line.
Like, you can get
absolutely ----ed.
Yes.
Oh, yes.
-Same.
-Really?
-Yes?
-Hi.
Hi.
I noticed your, like, mood
was, like, off at dinner.
Are you okay?
Yeah, no, I’m fine, I just...
I understand exactly
what you’re saying,
and it’s really hard to be
human on a yacht, and...
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
Yeah.
Walls are thin on a boat.
My friendship with Tumi...
bullsh--, you know?
I just figured it out.
-What’s up?
-Ryan!
I just wanted to see how
bad Tumi would go
relay false
information to somebody,
and she did exactly say...
-I didn’t.
-Yes, you did.
Well, you’re a bullsh--
*bleep*.
You just exposed how fake
of a person you are.
Yes, you did, because
I can hear her down there
in the ----ing room.
You went and told her our
exact conversation to Aesha.
No, no, Ry-Ry,
your sh-- ----ing smells so bad.
I just don’t want it to
spread and have,
like, more people question
how hard I’m working.
You’re two-faced as *bleep*.
-Bye-bye, Ry.
-Twoface.
Next, on
"Below Deck Down Under."
Charter six, Carl Moonlight
is a musician.
Ha, are you ready?
I don’t think it
gets weirder than this.
-Whoa!
-Watch your head.
Five bags of rubbish with
maggot juice everywhere.
Now, you would have given
someone a job to do that.
If they don’t own it,
you have to own it.
Culver is sitting there, like...
I’ll take that on the chin.
It’s actually a
verbal warning now.
There have been
comments getting back to me
-from the crew saying...
-No, it’s one person.
That I take breaks
all the time.
I work my ----ing ass off.
I never want my work
ethic questioned.
Deck crew, get jet-skis
in the water.
Wait!
I knew exactly what I was doing.
Put it down.
Go away mate, I’m gonna
have a chat to the captain.
-Go away.
-Have a chat to the captain.,
He just doesn’t like me.
I’ve just let sh-- fly too much,
and I’m sick of it.
Deck Down Under"...
Don’t talk to ----ing
girls like that,
I swear to ----ing God, dude.
*bleep* you.
Asshole.
We don’t fight with people
that aren’t worth our time.
-Ryan, yes or no?
-No.
Where I come from,
I’m sticking up for our team.
That goes a long way.
Can you not ever throw
a bottle again, please?
Yeah, if nobody tells a girl to
take their tits out five times,
it would be all right.
Primary charter guest,
Johny De Keghel.
He used to work for me.
Really?
-How are you?
-Fantastic.
What is a "buck party,"
though?
I’m gonna do something big
for these boys.
Oh, oh, oh!
You two together look damn good.
How’s your galley this morning?
We got a trash can here,
no bags in them.
-It was a night job.
-Yeah, I know.
Benny’s not pulling his weight,
but at this point,
every time I come down on him
he just gets angry or emotional.
Can’t be bothered.
I’m not gonna do it.
Now I’m gonna go to bed.
I’m just, like, you
know, worried about,
like, girls around.
Because I feel so
lucky with Scott,
that it’s just nothing
like that at all.
Mm.
You don’t have to make me
feel that my relationship
is not as good as yours.
She’s judging me a lot.
-Have you seen Magda?
-No.
-I’m gonna take a nap.
-Magda?
Magda, Magda, do you copy?
Are you ----ing joking?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, no.
This is embarrassing.
I wanna see some
wow factor going.
I mean, I guess that’s
why I’m feeding the guests
and not the captain
all the time.
Bring it in!
We caught the squid,
and we wanted to eat it.
I swear to God, if Ryan
doesn’t serve up our squid...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You do anything with his squid?
Nope.
They caught that...
I know, I said this isn’t
for dinner, though.
Just ease down.
Okay, well, let me
finish my dinner...
-Hey.
-and you can talk all you want.
No, no, no, listen, I copped
your bullsh-- downstairs.
I won’t cop it again.
No, I caught
your bullsh--.
I don’t want your attitude,
and I won’t ----ing cop it
one more second.
I just wanna finish this.
You wanna bring it up three
decibels, I’ll bring it up four.
This just isn’t the time.
Mate, I’m your captain.
I need you to be mature
and professional.
Communicate on a level that
is respected by all, okay?
You obviously don’t
know when actually
you go to the next level.
Your communication
needs to be checked.
Definitely not my color.
Ready to rock and roll?
-Yep.
-Awesome.
I’m pissed.
The way he’s speaking to me,
Ryan’s lucky I haven’t got
a replacement right here now.
We have a pandemic,
I’ve got quarantine issues,
I’ve got no back-up.
Otherwise, he’d be gone.
This is the Japanese A5.
Did Ben ever bring you a squid
that they caught?
-Bring it in!
-Far out.
-You gonna keep it?
-Yeah!
What do you reckon, Ryan’ll
be cooking our squid?
I got some squid, don’t worry,
salt and pepper squid.
-Oh.
-Yeah!
All right!
Tonight, trash,
same as usual, all decks.
Mop scuppers on all decks.
I’ve got this, brother,
no worries.
I’ll be able to tell if
it’s being done, like...
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
The other night, I forgot,
it’s my bad.
It’s with the fishing till
2:00 in the morning, whatever.
Yeah.
It’s not like I’m trying
to be fun and not work.
I’m trying to work,
but the way that I work best
is if I’m having fun,
or if I’m injecting
my personality into it.
So, I’m not a robot.
If the guys wanna talk to
you or whatever,
politely explain to them,
like, yeah, no worries,
I’ve gotta go and crack on with
this, I’ll come back up later.
This. This one... no...
You think I’m winding you up?
-Yeah.
-Sweet, bro.
Cool.
Honestly, you guys are,
like, my bloody children.
I’m gonna keep
a close eye on you.
Yeah, good boy, good boy.
Mm.
----ing do it now,
just to please one person.
Why are you wearing green hair?
Come on, it’s amazing.
Why not?
We’re going easy on the bar.
-Yeah.
-Look at him, he’s asleep.
Yeah, I think we
need to be gentle.
Yeah, yeah.
Come on, buddy, come on.
Oh!
----ing good buck!
Whew, good lord.
It’s fine.
Okay.
Hey.
-What’s up?
-Y’all good?
No, I’m just gonna put
out the calamari now.
Okay.
Yeah, no.
Who wants to try a little
of the calamari?
Yeah!
Yeah, well, pass it over,
pass it over.
I’ve been waiting all
day for this.
This is actually ours?
-That’s yours, that’s yours.
-It’s very good.
Oh, it is very good.
-Enjoy, guys.
-Thanks, mate.
-Of course.
-Cheers.
-Okay.
-Thanks, girl.
See ya.
-Benny!
-How was the squid?
The squid was really good.
-Yeah, was it?
-Yeah.
We actually do
wanna go fishing.
-Yeah.
-How many rods you got?
Six rods.
Magda, we can start
clearing now.
Copy.
Oh, yeah.
-We are.
-Come on, let’s go down.
All right, here we go.
Let’s get some calamari
for tomorrow morning.
Or a shark, even better.
Oh, really?
We’re gonna have a chat,
the three of us.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yep.
Like just own it.
Yeah.
Ryan’s in deep sh-- right now,
and I absolutely love it.
Whew.
Is it possible to
get a Budweiser?
I think he kicked mine
in the ocean.
Yes. Yes.
Just for this trip,
Brittini’s, like, not going up.
Like, she’s just gone
back just a little bit.
-Mm-hmm.
-Not answering radios.
Maybe it was the boys
distracting her.
You probably get this
all the time.
Yeah!
It’s just a couple of things
I’m watching.
Ben. He needs to
be supervised.
I’ve just gotta figure that out.
Just, I’ve already had
a chat with them.
That’s good, that you’re
applying a little pressure.
It’s about the job first,
you know?
-Mm-hmm.
-About getting sh-- done.
If there’s a big improvement,
it’s gotta be done up there
and what’s going out
in food and service
and let’s just...
-Mm-hmm, yeah.
-Come on.
Let’s go, yeah.
Yeah, I’m glad you’re
on the same page.
-Thank you.
-You’re welcome.
Dinner done, how’s that?
I’m tired.
-See ya mañana.
-See you in the morning.
Is that a sea snake?
That’s a line.
-Hi, darling.
-Hey.
-I’m gonna go to bed.
-Go.
Sorry there’s still
so many glasses.
Oh, thank you.
Yeah...
-Yeah.
-But...
I know, I know.
It feels like she’s always
unhappy about whatever I do.
This is not the way
it should be done,
that someone who should be
there for you as your leader
is just waiting
for your mistake.
Oh, hello.
I would ----ing love
to catch a fish.
Oh, he’s... oh, *bleep*.
He just swam off.
Oh *bleep*’s sake, honestly.
He’s done.
I’ve given up.
See you in the morning, eh?
-All right.
-Bye, good night.
Good morning.
Good morning, we can
start up, please.
Hey, bridge, we’re ready to haul
as soon as you’re ready.
Take up slowly.
Copy.
Bridge, that’s anchor home.
Good work.
I’ll be right out.
Tumi, Tumi, Tumi.
Good morning, gentlemen.
-Hey!
-How you feeling?
Pretty good.
It’s so frustrating.
Aesha’s management style
being more relaxed
is not the greatest combination,
because I feel that Magda
needs management
that has a lot of discipline,
and that’s definitely not
gonna come from Aesha.
Like I said, the whole pantry
needs to be cleaned.
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
I watched the sunrise at
the bow this morning,
it was really lovely.
Copy, coming.
Yo, mop this whole area.
There’s spilled drinks
over here,
spilled drinks over there,
there’s sh-- everywhere, so.
I haven’t spoken to Benny yet.
-Up there is filthy, the teak.
-Yeah.
Scuppers were meant to
get done last night,
doesn’t look like he’s done
those ones last night.
It is important,
it’s tough when it’s, like,
we got the whole, like,
operations in the morning.
All right.
It got done already
three times in a row.
It’s more the exhaustion
of always doing it.
It’s part of the job,
simple as that.
And just, you know,
I don’t wanna hear
any whingeing from anyone.
I wanna hear you say, yep,
I’m gonna do it, no worries.
Get in the ----ing chain locker
and do your job.
Coming up...
I’m gonna be blunt...
your attitude.
I’ve heard it, and it’s *bleep*
this *bleep* that.
Now, I don’t wanna hear any
whingeing from anyone.
I wanna hear you say, yep, I’m
gonna do it, no worries.
Get in the ----ing chain locker
and do your job.
Okay.
And then we need to rinse
the swim platform,
fix up all the salt on the teak,
fix up anything here,
make sure everything’s
looking nice and neat
right before they leave.
-Perfect.
-Cool.
Get ready to finish.
All right, brother.
Jamie wakes up
to an unkempt boat,
and that’s the
night person’s job.
And instead, I’m kinda
getting punished for it.
I know I’m hustling my ass off,
and it just doesn’t feel fair.
Good morning.
You’re probably gonna feel
a lot better
than all the other boys,
after...
-Yeah.
-You really passed out.
Jase?
Yeah, mate, just gonna
get a coffee.
Okay, cool.
Love it when it’s tangled.
Oh, God, that thing...
grandma’s undies.
-What?
-That thing.
I’m definitely aware that
captain’s making his presence
more in the galley, but I don’t
regret a single word I said.
These kids with their phones.
When I grew up, we
had to use our imagination
to *bleep* off at work.
Magda, there’s work to be done.
Sorry, Captain.
Awesome.
Here you go.
That looks amazing, thanks,
mate.
That is the Aussie breakfast,
right there.
He’s done well.
Bon appétit.
Eggs perfect.
Oh, and that looks very crispy.
Oh, that is so good.
I think a little piece of bacon.
You know, what was happening?
It’s all happening, mate.
Is it a case of
getting all the jobs done,
even if you’re up till 3:00?
I pretty much want
the jobs done, yeah.
Okay.
So annoying.
All crew, please be ready with
white shirt and epaulettes.
Copy.
I’m genuinely gonna
be sad to leave.
Aft deck, foredeck,
going in now.
Starboard quarter to
first starboard marker.
Starboard quarter,
30 meters, holding.
-Hey, hey, hey!
-Hey!
You are clear to swing.
Okay, tie it up.
Cap, all good in the aft.
-That’s good.
-Thank you.
-Oh, what a trip.
-Yay!
-Thank you so much.
-Hey, thanks, brother.
Oh, thanks, brother.
Bye!
Oh!
A custom-made...
-Oh, look at this, guys!
-Just for you!
-Oh!
-Yeah!
Nothing but hat.
And also...
On behalf of all the boys,
we had the most amazing time.
It was incredible.
My fish, though...
where did my fish end up?
Well...
It was pretty small.
You’ll have to come back again,
we’ll catch a bigger one.
Yeah, for sure,
looking forward to it.
-Thanks, guys.
-Thank you very much again.
-Yeah, thank you.
-Appreciate it.
-Bye, guys!
-Later, dudes.
Let’s get all our blues back on,
get everything back to square
one, have a bit of a meeting,
and get outta here, eh?
Oh, feels good.
Oh, wait, not even polo,
I can put my T-shirt on.
Carly, it’s Jason Chambers,
captain on Thalassa.
I’m thinking about making
a change, but to do that,
I’d probably need a few CVs
to look through.
We just need someone that can
just hit the ground running.
Send me through what you’ve got,
that would be great.
Thank you,
I really appreciate it.
See you, bye.
Ryan’s attitude towards me,
the best thing to do right now
is to show force and
actually get him off the boat.
But my back’s against the wall.
I’ve got no back-up chef... yet.
All crew, can we meet in
the bridge deck salon ASAP?
Copy.
Hey, Captain.
Ladies and gentlemen, hi.
Halfway there.
So, the tip’s
$22,900 Australian,
which is $17,600 U.S.
Per person, it’s $1,460 U.S.
-Nice!
-Yay!
Woo!
I’ll tell you what, Keith Stone
puts on a show like that...
-My name’s Keith Stone.
-Yeah!
Australian-style!
I’m expecting a big old
tip from these boys.
Got a few things to
work on which I wanna talk
to a few people individually.
Um, the whole deck team
have improved,
but there still needs
to be urgency there,
being in position.
And Cheffy, we’ll have
a chat also with Aesha,
and just get down
to the nitty-gritty
and get on top of that.
Now, we are 50 percent there,
so as a reward for that,
tomorrow I’ve organized a little
excursion after a sleep-in.
You’re going to
a crocodile safari.
-Oh, my God!
-Ah!
Woo!
I’ve been dreaming of this.
The crew is slipping
a little bit.
I think a good day off
would be what they need.
Rest and relaxation’s
part of our job.
Recharge, and we get
on with the season.
The helmet...
this week, it goes to...
the deck team is coming along,
we’ll give you the encouragement
you need to get the team going.
So, Jamie, you’re getting it.
-Oh!
-Nice, Jamie!
Come on, Jamie!
For *bleep* sakes.
Ugh.
-Have you gone to New Zealand?
-I’m from New Zealand.
Cleaning up the mess
as usual, aren’t we?
Oh!
Trash, as usual, all decks.
The other night
I forgot, my bad.
I’m basically the leader
of this team,
so I’m gonna have to
take this on the chin...
well, in this case,
on the head.
Find out your weak links
from a deck point of view,
and fix that, yeah?
-That’s all.
-Right-o.
-Thanks, Cap.
-Let’s get into it.
Love it.
Can I chat with you for
five minutes right away?
Yes, totally.
-Ryan, Ryan...
-Yo, yo.
You wanna... we’ll just
get this out of the way now
and have a chat.
Let’s just... just air it out,
and let’s get it out.
You’re here,
you’re a head of department...
-Mm-hmm.
-You’re a head of department.
I want the service
to be better.
Mm-hmm.
What I saw when I sat down...
I’m gonna leave it right here.
Tomato, eggplant,
roasted red pepper...
-All of it.
-All of it?
-Yes, thank you.
-Nice.
-Whoops...
-I’m so sorry.
I want the food to be better,
what I saw when I sat down.
-Pasta, like...
-I’m not impressed.
Yeah, no, there’s
a *bleep* ton of salt.
But my meal would have made
completely different sense
last night if it was served
the way
I was asking for
it to be served.
It’s antipasto, they should have
hit the table at the same time.
Well, it’s not just what
goes out on the plates.
I’m gonna be blunt...
it’s your attitude,
your defensive attitude
towards guest requirements,
I’ve heard it.
Even last night
with the calamari,
it’s *bleep* this *bleep* that.
I need that to change.
That’s where my head is.
Your attitude,
your defensive attitude.
towards guests requirements,
I’ve heard it.
Even last
night with the calamari,
it’s *bleep* this *bleep* that.
I need that to change.
That’s where my head is.
I’m more than prepared
to make changes.
This is it.
Can we just amp it
up a little bit?
I think you nailed every point
for us...
or for me, at least.
-I apologize.
-Thank you.
Okay, that’s it.
Right-o, appreciate it.
All right, nice.
The situation’s ----ed.
I could go off on him, but I’m
just gonna eat it and take it,
because I know
Aesha would love to see me
off this boat right now.
All crew, all crew, please
turn the boat around...
covers, rubbish.
Trash, get some trash.
Jesus. Jeez... stop!
Check your bins in your rooms,
if they need to be emptied,
let’s do that now too.
Hell, yeah.
Copy.
Why is the wifi not working?
Dream team for the dub.
Here I am.
I’ll just have a chat with you
for a sec, Aesha, about Mags.
Mm-hmm.
Her phone use is
outdoing us all combined.
I don’t know.
I have to get to
the bottom of it.
-You wanna call her?
-Okay.
Bring her in now and
have a chat with her.
All right.
We’re all good, mate,
that’s it.
Magda, Magda.
Magda?
Go ahead.
Are you able to come up
to the bridge deck salon?
Can I come in,
like, two minutes?
Can you come now and then
go back in two minutes?
Copy.
I didn’t know that you were...
-Take a seat.
-Yes, thank you.
Your phone use on board is...
what’s the word?
More than excessive.
It’s 10 times more than
any other crewmember,
to the point where
we’ve had to wind down
the usage on all that network.
Aesha and myself
are leaning on you to...
-Yeah.
-Be a strong link.
Yeah, sure, correct.
So, whatever you’re doing,
it has to stop.
Boyfriend.
Oh, my God, I agree,
I’m using my phone,
but I’m never using a phone
in front of the guests.
I’m not questioning why you
don’t talk to your boyfriend.
Do you have any problems?
It’s not my business.
Just please, like,
just don’t judge.
We all check our phones,
we all have our outsider
life out of yachting,
-that’s for sure.
-Yeah.
Pick your moments
a lot better.
Yeah.
And limit the use,
because it is massive.
-Definitely.
-Okay?
I’m gonna improve
all the time.
Thanks, girl.
Right-o. That’s done.
Thank you.
-Are we good?
-We’re done.
-Ah!
-Ah!
Woo, woo, woo!
All right, let’s get back
on the crazy train.
Yes!
Okay, I’m ready.
-I’m getting drunk.
-All right, let’s all go up.
Oh, ho, ho!
I’m so excited.
Guys, the cabs are here.
Ah!
I feel like the guys wanna
co-regulate,
-but we don’t...
-No!
Girls rule, boys drool!
Let’s do it!
Tits out for the girls
Tits out for the girls, ah!
Yay!
I’m looking forward to my steak,
I know that.
-Hey, boys!
-Hey, ladies.
-Yo.
-Here.
Perfect.
I want that big-ass
shell-fish tower.
Maybe some champagne?
You look so cute, Jamie-James.
Espresso martini.
-Yay!
-Woo!
-Brittini!
-Yes!
The Singapore crab.
Steak dinner, medium-rare.
-Yeah.
-Make that two.
I’ll get a fish curry.
We’re gonna have a
good time tonight,
we’re gonna get drunk on bubbly,
it’s gonna be so fun.
Mm.
Feels nice.
Copy.
I don’t pay attention
to any drama.
*bleep*
In my opinion, you should be
a chief stew right now.
Chiefie.
I think you could be
a good chiefie, yeah.
Crack the whip.
My first boat, I wasn’t, like,
best friends with my chief stew,
and right now is the same.
It’s not that you’re
not getting along,
it’s just that you’re not
synching in with what she needs.
It’s a different size boat...
Yeah.
And it’s
a different expectation.
Yeah.
Like, when I was third stew,
I got battered.
I’d keep my mouth shut
and I’d be like,
I can’t say anything
because I’m third stew.
But...
You have...
it’s very hard, but you have to,
because you’ll get
burned so quickly.
But I got so good at laundry,
I got so good at
housekeeping, I learned...
Yeah.
...how to be the best,
best stewardess ever.
And that’s what you
have to learn from it.
Once you’ve gotten there,
no one can touch you.
Hey, don’t touch me there,
this is my no-no square.
Where’s the food?
Where’d you guys go?
Sitting down there.
Do I gotta kill the cow
and cook it?
Here it comes right now.
-Medium-well?
-Perfect, thank you so much.
Mm!
Oh!
Did I just get prawn
all over you?
-Oh, dude.
-Sorry, brother.
I’m gonna go wee-wees.
Okay.
No, by the Beatles, bitch!
Well, I can’t hear, can I?
It’s the Beatles.
And don’t call me "bitch"
again, thank you.
Holy sh--, bitch.
Why... really?
Brittini needs to ----ing
know where the boundaries are.
You don’t go calling
your boss a bitch.
Who ----ed up the flow?
Coming up...
Are you kidding me?
Maggots.
This is, like, the best
day off ever.
Oh!
I’m full.
I couldn’t even finish my steak.
Want a chip?
-Oh, that was in.
-That was close.
May I please get a doggie bag?
Of course, and then the check?
Here’s the card,
so we can speed this up.
Thanks, Ryan.
Let’s go, vamos.
*bleep* me.
Everyone’s ----ed.
Culver, Culver!
Bye!
-Come on, Culver.
-I’m going here.
Benny!
Yeah, I wanna try it out.
-Tits out for the girls,
-Tits out for the boys
-Tits out for the girls,
-Tits out for the boys
So, Benny jumped in the
car with women.
Benny broke the code tonight.
Welcome to the girls’ van.
Usually we’re showing
each other our boobs.
Seriously?
We’ve been windmilling
each other’s dicks
and sh-- around that van.
-Oh, cap...
-Captain.
Do you know all the girls
love Captain?
Yeah, of course you do,
he’s an Aussie lad.
Benny, you know that you
have a very nice penis.
Yeah, not the biggest,
but it’s nice.
Let’s get outta here.
Are you okay?
I might go to bed, I’m sleepy.
-I’m going to bed.
-I need to pee.
Good night, bro.
-Okay, night.
-Excuse me?
-Night.
-Good night, sleep well.
Thanks.
-Morning.
-Good morning.
First day off feels
pretty good, huh?
Yeah, it does.
Get you some this morning.
Morning, morning.
Here we go, let’s get it up.
We are going to see animals.
Let’s get the crock outta here.
Yay!
Jamie, we are living
large now, my friend.
Crikey, mate,
I’m Crocodile DunCulver,
and today is a special day
for the Thalassa crew.
We’re doing a crocodile tour.
We’re gonna get out there and
see some of the most
beautiful reptiles in the world.
It’s gonna be something special.
I couldn’t be more
excited to be here.
So listen, I’m gonna
give you three guys.
Three guys.
And you have to say who
you’re gonna *bleep*,
who you’re gonna marry,
and who you’re gonna kill.
Captain, Benny, Culver.
Ooh, this is hard.
Um...
All right.
I’ll go first.
Okay.
-I’d *bleep* Captain.
-Ah!
-Marry Culver.
-Yes.
Uh-huh.
I’d... I’d kill Benny.
Do the same, I’d do the same.
I honestly would...
I’d do the same.
And only because I feel
like Captain’s naughty,
and he would be really
great in bed.
He knows where the A-spot is.
Yeah!
What does it say...
turn left, crocodile.
Crocodile.
-Wow, it’s so nice out.
-Yes.
Let’s do it!
This is so Aussie,
I love it.
Woohoo!
We are good to go.
Follow me through, just watch
out for a bit of mud there.
How is it, boys?
Oh my God, they rock.
Do yours rock or
is it just mine?
Welcome to the
Proserpine river,
and welcome to your Whitsunday
crocodile safari.
Everything inside the
boat is safe,
everything in the river,
not so safe.
And no sudden movements
or anything like that,
because that will
spook the crocs.
It wouldn’t be the worst thing
in the world
if Ryan fell off
the crocodile boat.
Sit back, relax,
enjoy the cruise.
I love this smell.
The smell is amazing.
Whoa.
-*bleep*
-Wow.
-Really?
-Yeah, yeah.
-Little buggers.
-Holy sh--.
Holy scheisse.
Yes, bitch, yes!
Yes, bitch!
How often do they eat?
A year?
Everyone is really excited
about the crocodile excursion.
Most of them aren’t Australian,
so I can understand that.
Let’s go do something
different with the crew.
I love being outside.
Like, look at this sh--.
-It’s so beautiful.
-It’s amazing.
Here he is, he’s going,
he’s going, he’s going.
That’s insane.
Isn’t that brilliant?
That was dope.
See how quick he was, too?
I love it.
This is, like,
the best day off ever.
What the *bleep*?
Are you kidding me?
Oh!
I give them a day off, and
here I’m actually cleaning
up all their sh--.
There’s maggots and
seafood juices and ugh.
Someone’s gonna cop
it for this.
Whew.
Coming up...
The laugh, fake.
-The laugh is the worst.
-Just fake.
She doesn’t do anything.
How this person’s
in the position they’re in,
Double-bag, he said.
Double-bag.
This is unbelievable.
I hope you’ve enjoyed
your tour today.
-Thank you so much, mate.
-Good!
-It was a pleasure.
-Appreciate it.
So good.
I loved it.
I’m all crocked out now.
-Ooh-la-la.
-And we got a bar.
We got a bar!
Holy sh--.
Let’s do a double Jack and coke.
-A wild berry cider.
-Cheers for the beer.
This place is awesome.
Oh, my God,
there’s a whole chicken?
The chicken and the chief stew’s
got the same attitude.
This is so beautiful.
-Oh!
-Hey!
Yum!
-Oh, my God!
-Ready for all this.
Oh, thank you!
-Wow.
-Yum!
Yes!
This is what I’m talking about.
This is a day off, right here.
Yeah, you wanna
have a cigarette?
Let’s go have a cigarette.
I think we can smoke here.
Hey, hey!
-Woo!
-Grab that chicken.
They got a chicken on the table!
She’s made for Disney,
100 percent.
Yesterday and today I’m just
trying to be, like, friendly...
No, that’s what you should do.
Like, treat her the same way.
But I know she’s not
the type of person
I would go for, like,
as a friend.
-I would...
-No, absolutely not.
She would never be my friend.
I mean, Aesha’s the chief stew.
They always pick one
person they’re gonna bully,
one person they’re gonna favor.
That’s what chief stews do.
No, you’re that role.
The reason I connect with you
so much is I see it.
Lately I’ve been in
a big need of support,
and Ryan is the only one person
who can give it to me right now.
But I don’t actually know
why you guys always starting...
like, I don’t know from where...
It’s not...
because she doesn’t want...
-From where it’s coming.
-It’s not me.
She thinks her
sh-- don’t smell.
I’m not gonna let her make me
out to be the asshole.
I’ll let her look stupid.
Perfect timing.
I’m the chicken whisperer,
they like me.
Play me a little bachata...
Oh, yeah.
So, basic step is like this.
-Hear that drum?
-Ooh!
One, two, three, four...
What are they doing?
...five, six, seven, eight.
-Hi, boys.
-Brittini!
What are you guys talking about?
We’re just...
he’s just got a...
he’s just got a personal
bachata class.
I’ve just got a sunset...
I’m progressing.
-Wait, can we do it?
-Sure, you ready?
One, two, three, four.
Wait, I’m following you,
because you’re the guy.
Oh, look at Britt, she’s so
happy doing that, look at her.
Oh, they’re totally
making babies.
They’re, like, perfect.
Can we spin?
two, three...
that was perfect.
You like that?
Yes, 100 percent I’m down
for Culver and Brittini.
Because, let’s make it happen.
I’m... what do you
need from me?
I need a pee,
and I need another drink.
All right, Benny *bleep*
marry, or kill...
-Jen from charter two...
-Oh!
-Eunice...
-No, I’m gonna eat this.
-Gabrielle.
-Thank you.
I’d probably spend more
quality time with Gabs.
-Okay, so marry Gabs.
-Yeah.
I’d *bleep* Eunice
and then kill Jen.
Ah!
Hm.
Dare you to eat a chili.
-Mm-mmm.
-Eat that.
That thing will mess you up,
I bet.
-Mash hit.
-I’m tired.
Like, I’m tired of this.
You’re tired of what?
Everything, I’m just tired.
Mags...
You know?
I agree, but certain...
everybody’s gotta
pull their weight.
I’m gonna stop it.
No, we’re having
a great conversation.
It’s good.
I don’t like somebody that just
delegates and doesn’t do.
But I know what you mean.
She punished me
when I was hangover.
She punished me to put me
again on the service.
You do every single tablescape.
When the dishes roll back,
it’s time for her to go down.
Bottom line, girl
does Jack squat.
This is my fear about
being chief stew,
is that everyone always speaks
sh-- about a chief stew,
but no one really knows what
they do.
Guess what, I don’t see you
as a chief stew
being that way, though.
I see you still doing,
and then when your stews
get up in the morning...
But that’s only
because we get along.
Like, you should be
the last person
to be talking about
work ethic right now.
I think Ryan is scared
to tell Aesha
what he’s saying to her face,
and it’s easier to just bitch
about it behind her back.
That’s not fair.
We’re very cold.
I’m ready for dinner.
Ba-ba-bam.
-That’s pretty cool.
-Benny!
Yay!
Hey, guys, are we ready
to order some dinner?
-Salad chicken?
-Yeah.
Can I get the roast veggies?
Yeah.
I want the pork chop, and
I want a side of sirloin, too.
-A side of sirloin?
-A side of, like, filet, yeah.
All right, cool.
Obviously, I’ve had lifeguard
experience and training.
I literally dived in
fully clothed.
Straightaway I just grabbed
him
straight up to
the top of the pool,
and there was no signs of life.
There was no breathing.
The casino medical team arrived.
By the time they needed
to take him away
in the stretcher, like... he...
like, he’d passed away.
I was 21...
21, and that was,
like, the first...
the first death that
I had to deal with.
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
You have a rescue side
that obviously
goes deeper than what
we see, you know?
Mm.
Maybe we’ll bring Aesha into it.
One, two, three.
Hello, my loves, I’ve got
the pasta for you.
Hell, yeah!
-Oh, thank you.
-I’m so hungry.
I got all kinds
of stripper moves.
Mm-hmm!
This bitch is in for a treat.
Oh!
Fake. Just fake.
She’s fake!
She’s fake.
I hate her attitude,
it’s horrible.
She thinks it’s her opinion,
and her opinion only.
Do I like her as a person?
Yes, I do.
Do I like her attitude?
Absolutely not.
How this person is in
the position they’re in,
I really don’t know.
Oh, my God, you’re being
such a ----ing dick.
Aesha, do you wanna come
to the bathroom with me?
Come.
No, no, no, come.
-You don’t feel good?
-Mm, no good at all.
Yeah, like, they have a problem
with you delegating tasks.
That’s literally my job.
Who was he talking
about this with?
With me and Magda.
-And did she agree?
-And Magda...
She’s obviously agreeing.
Oh, the chief stew could
do way more than she does.
She can’t take breaks,
she punished me, honestly,
and this is...
Because she wasn’t
doing her job.
Honestly...
They’re reiterating everything
that was said to each other.
That’s what they’re doing.
It’s like, what
does Magda expect,
that I’m gonna let her get
away with everything?
All I’ve done is be so
kind to Magda,
giving her so much lenience that
she doesn’t ----ing deserve,
and now she’s gonna go and talk
sh-- about me behind my back?
It’s like, what the
*bleep*, bitch?
I will hands-down say you
are the nicest,
because I couldn’t imagine
anyone being that nice...
never.
-Yeah.
-She could be fired.
Yeah, if she wants to feel
like I’m being a bitch
because I told her what
to do one time, it’s on.
What were youse
doing in the bathroom?
Talking.
-What were you doing in...
-Talking.
Running your mouth
about what I said?
The whole world doesn’t
revolve around Ryan.
Guys we survived
the whole day.
I just wanna get back
to the boat,
get through these next
----ing three charters,
is all I ----ing care about.
-How are you?
-Good.
You’ve been quiet after
coming out of the bathroom.
-It’s all good.
-Okay.
-We’re out!
-We’re leaving?
-We’ll go in here.
-Oh, yeah.
Split it up, *bleep* it.
That Jacuzzi
is gonna be so warm.
Well, I can’t wait to go...
It’s gonna be
the best thing ever.
When you question my work ethic,
which is one of the most
important things that I hold,
that’s, like, my soft spot.
Mm?
-9:30.
-9:30, okay.
And it’s, like, really
disappointing from Magda
to be running off to Ryan
and they’re banding
together against me.
-Back at the boat, woo!
-Thalassa!
It’s like, you’ve crossed
the ----ing line.
Like, you can get
absolutely ----ed.
Yes.
Oh, yes.
-Same.
-Really?
-Yes?
-Hi.
Hi.
I noticed your, like, mood
was, like, off at dinner.
Are you okay?
Yeah, no, I’m fine, I just...
I understand exactly
what you’re saying,
and it’s really hard to be
human on a yacht, and...
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
Yeah.
Walls are thin on a boat.
My friendship with Tumi...
bullsh--, you know?
I just figured it out.
-What’s up?
-Ryan!
I just wanted to see how
bad Tumi would go
relay false
information to somebody,
and she did exactly say...
-I didn’t.
-Yes, you did.
Well, you’re a bullsh--
*bleep*.
You just exposed how fake
of a person you are.
Yes, you did, because
I can hear her down there
in the ----ing room.
You went and told her our
exact conversation to Aesha.
No, no, Ry-Ry,
your sh-- ----ing smells so bad.
I just don’t want it to
spread and have,
like, more people question
how hard I’m working.
You’re two-faced as *bleep*.
-Bye-bye, Ry.
-Twoface.
Next, on
"Below Deck Down Under."
Charter six, Carl Moonlight
is a musician.
Ha, are you ready?
I don’t think it
gets weirder than this.
-Whoa!
-Watch your head.
Five bags of rubbish with
maggot juice everywhere.
Now, you would have given
someone a job to do that.
If they don’t own it,
you have to own it.
Culver is sitting there, like...
I’ll take that on the chin.
It’s actually a
verbal warning now.
There have been
comments getting back to me
-from the crew saying...
-No, it’s one person.
That I take breaks
all the time.
I work my ----ing ass off.
I never want my work
ethic questioned.
Deck crew, get jet-skis
in the water.
Wait!
I knew exactly what I was doing.
Put it down.
Go away mate, I’m gonna
have a chat to the captain.
-Go away.
-Have a chat to the captain.,
He just doesn’t like me.
I’ve just let sh-- fly too much,
and I’m sick of it.