Below Deck (2013–…): Season 6, Episode 2 - Episode #6.2 - full transcript
As Captain Lee and the crew of My Seanna continue to cater to Steve's unpredictable antics, Chandler struggles to find his footing with Captain Lee and his deck team. Meanwhile, the ...
- Previously,
- Previously,
on "Below Deck"...
- Looks like there's
a girl coming.
Behave yourself on this trip,
right?
- Ashton is definitely
a fun piece of man-candy.
- You were solo stewardess
a lot, which I know
is a lot of work.
- It is.
I'm just gonna do my best
to pull my weight.
- Here's who we have.
- Well, look who it is.
- Mister phone man.
- Last time, he was a handful.
- Kate, Kate, Kate!
- Hi!
- We're a little cold in here,
man.
My, like, nipples are so...
- I noticed.
- They want
a Polynesian picnic,
they wanna do
the black sand beach.
- So I should maybe make
a foamy dish.
- That's cute.
- Unbelievable.
- Go ahead and set out
the starter fork for everyone.
- Isn't the next course
chopsticks?
- He's on top of it.
- I love him.
- It's not called
the boatswain locker
because we're not allowed
in it, right?
- Wait, what?
- I am a female deckhand.
To be worthy, I have
to prove myself.
- Take a little petite person
and put them...
- I'm--I'm listening to him
as he instructs me.
- Where's Kate?
- Don't shush me.
Don't shush me if I'm trying
to tell her something.
- Drop the toys
in the water.
- Oh, there he goes.
- [hollering]
- I need to give you
a life jacket.
- Steve's refusing
the life jacket.
- On my way.
How the (BLEEP)
does that happen?
The deck crew
dropped the ball
and it's deadly serious.
[dramatic music]
[boat honks]
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Steve's refusing
to take the life jacket.
- (BLEEP)
does that happen?
On my way.
- Careful, Steven.
Almost I have
a heart attack, there.
- Oh, hell.
Steve-O!
[groans]
Now I gotta go chase him.
[dramatic music]
Stevie!
- Look at Captain Lee!
- You gotta put
a jacket on, Steve.
- You have to, or I...
- Then I'm gonna have
to take the ski.
- Life is short, Captain!
- I understand that.
[engine revving]
- Put the ski away.
Chandler, I want somebody
to keep eyes on him.
- Okay.
- It's very difficult
just to tell a chartered guest
no, they can't do something.
But when the chartered guest
is your friend,
it just compounds everything.
As soon as the ski comes in,
pull the plug on it.
Then it doesn't
go out again.
My job is to keep him safe,
whether he likes it or not.
I'm really pissed off
at the deck crew.
I mean, they know better.
Why would you let him go out?
You come off one of those skis
70 miles an hour...
It's really hard to have
a good time when you're dead.
[sighs]
- Are you ready
to hop off, Steve?
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Lame.
- You're freaking lame.
- All right.
- Can you hold me?
- I've got you, yep.
You can get it.
♪ ♪
- Can you taste that?
I don't know
if it's, like, too--
'cause I like it strong.
- [groans]
It's strong.
Give it to them.
Tom is Tahitian.
♪ ♪
- Here, I'll do this side
first.
- All right.
[grunts]
♪ ♪
- It is unfortunate
that Captain Lee had
to come down to help
with Steve.
It was a lapse
on the deck department's...
♪ ♪
side, definitely.
- Uh, this is
a bit tangled up, here.
- Is it?
- Mm-hmm.
- It's just
an uncomfortable situation.
I think having him come down
kind of undermines my position.
- What time is it?
Where's our breakfast?
[curious music]
♪ ♪
- Hey, dude.
- Hello.
- How we doing?
- Great.
- Good.
Is breakfast, like,
coming, or what?
We're a little hungry.
- Yeah.
- You guys were on
the jet skis, so we didn't want
to start cooking then.
- It's like 10:00
in the morning.
- It's actually 9:30.
- Oh.
I just wanted eggs Benedict.
- He's making them.
- Great.
- We're gonna go start prepping
for the beach setup at 5:00.
- Take the tender.
See where you're gonna set up.
That looks pretty good,
just to this side
of the river.
- Okay.
Captain Lee was pissed
with the jet ski incident
so I wanna make sure
this beach set up
goes without a hitch.
- You're probably gonna be
wading in
in knee-deep water.
Get as close as you can
and then see what you have
to work with.
- Perfect.
♪ ♪
- Eggs Benedict, baby.
- Is that good?
- Yeah
- Okay, thank you.
Okay, you starving guests.
- Oh, yay, breakfast.
- There you go.
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
- All right, well, look,
take a picture of this sh--,
you know?
It's like, great.
- [laughing]
- Bon appétit, everybody.
♪ ♪
Mm, really good
eggs Benedict.
- Everybody's happy, loving it.
- Hallelujah.
♪ ♪
[funky pop music]
- We need to get
the beach gear together, so...
do we need two people
doing this, or...?
- Uh...
♪ ♪
- Okay.
- Okay, do you--okay.
I'll get the other stuff.
- We need to get the grill,
the chairs, the tables--
whatever we're gonna need
for the beach.
- I'm gonna send you over
to get it pretty much set up.
- So I'm just trying to think--
I'm going through, in my mind--
I kinda don't want
to write a list.
So I've got...
- You should write a list.
Then when you write the list
you can look at it
and be like, "I checked off
the list."
And you can just be sure.
♪ ♪
- Paper towel, toilet paper...
- [grunts]
- [grunts]
- Is there anything
that I can bring
to the tender right now?
- Yeah, all of this.
- You'd better go get
your wets on.
♪ ♪
- I'm not sure
about these guys.
- They're fine.
It's just the primary
who's, um, difficult.
- Yeah.
- I mean, I'm crazy.
but I feel like my feet
are on the ground.
- Did I tell you this already?
I just feel like--
like you could snap.
- No.
[laughs]
- It's not a bad thing.
- That I could snap?
Yeah, that's a bad thing.
- No, like--you know,
from one second to another
you could just be like,
"(BLEEP) you!
I hate you!"
- When did I do that, though?
- Well, like, you--
you kind of, uh, snapped
at Josiah.
[indistinct chatter]
- Do you want it off?
- Yeah, yeah, she's done it.
- Wait, why did you just...
- You did?
- Don't shush me if I'm trying
to tell her something.
When he went like this...
you know, I'm like--
I'm hypersensitive, I guess,
about being dismissed.
I just think it--
it has to do with...
- Childhood issues?
- Yeah.
- Many things are rooted
from our childhood.
- Yeah.
I have a very complicated
relationship with my parents.
I grew up
in a very toxic household.
My father is on
the narcissism spectrum
and they make sh---y parents.
- Do we have
any pineapple juice?
Have you seen
any pineapple juice?
What's up?
You okay?
- Yeah, no, I'm good.
- What's up?
- Nothing, nothing, I'm good.
I'm just--I'm good.
- As long as you're okay.
- Yeah, I'm fine.
[laughs]
- You okay?
- Yeah.
[sniffles]
- Caroline just seems like
a fragile person.
When you're running
a high-end charter,
you have to put
all your emotions aside.
That's the only way
you can manage,
which is quite hard
at some times,
especially
for sensitive people.
It's okay.
It's gonna be cool now.
We're gonna rock this deal.
- Yeah.
[both laughing]
- Ashton, are you gonna
go over?
- Uh, three--yeah,
three people are gonna go over.
- Okay, what would you have
me on?
- Someone needs to stay
on here just in case
the anchor comes loose.
I've done hundreds
of beach setups,
but Tahiti's different.
There's a deep shelf.
Right off the beach
there's rocks.
I really don't have time
to walk Rhlyee
through the setup.
We're getting out of here.
- Do you need hands?
- I would like you
to be there, yeah.
- Cool.
- Are you guys leaving now?
- I'm standing by.
- Give me a push.
Yeah, thank you.
- Just radio me
when I need to be ready.
I work on boats.
I'm a captain.
I work every summer on a boat
in Alaska.
We do a lot of heavy lifting,
so it's like,
"Use me, 'cause I'm here."
- I used to work on deck,
you know.
- Sure, yeah.
I'm like a steward.
- You shouldn't have said that.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Go ahead.
♪ ♪
- Yep.
♪ ♪
- Who the hell's
over there swimming?
- Tell him to take it
around that tree.
- You know what,
I love Captain Lee,
but he's, like,
all about safety.
Yeah, I get it, I get it.
He's gotta be safe,
you know, but I'm 61 years old
and I'm a crazy mother----er.
- I'm not gonna be able
to get anything off dry.
- I wanna go there.
Look at how beautiful it is.
[hollering]
Beach!
♪ ♪
- Look at this.
It's not gonna happen.
- Let's call it.
- Yeah.
- Can you see what's going on
over there?
- No, I don't know,
but it doesn't look good.
- I don't see...
- Captain, Captain,
it's Chandler.
- Go ahead, Chandler.
- Hey, Cap, uh, this location's
not gonna work.
It's--it's just too rough.
The anchor could drag.
The boat could end up
on the beach.
There's no way
that we're getting guests out
of the boat safely,
and after this morning
safety is
the number one concern.
And then the guests' happiness.
- All right, come back
this way.
Let's scratch the beach party.
We'll do it back here.
- Mm, okay.
I'll tell Mr. Bradley first.
- [sighs]
[upbeat music]
- Mm.
- Hi!
- Hey!
Just the person
I was looking for.
I want the captain tonight
to wear the dark one.
Tonight's gonna be
a formal night.
♪ ♪
- Uh, so, change of plans.
If you look at that beach,
it is quite steep.
So we're setting up this...
- So what are we doing?
- To be a...
Polynesian beach party.
- No, no, no.
- Nope?
- No, no, no.
- Okay.
- Not happening.
- Okay, you wanna go talk
to Captain Lee?
- I will, yes.
- Let's go.
- Captain, Captain, Kate.
Mr. Bradley is coming
to see you.
- Hey.
She said that we're not going
to have a beach party.
Spent a lot of money
to charter this boat.
I promised my guests
a fun time and a beach.
I won't accept no
for an answer.
Don't embarrass me.
- I'm not trying
to embarrass you.
I'm trying to keep you safe.
You can't just
arbitrarily say...
- I can.
- But...
- I can do whatever I want.
[dramatic music]
- Coming up...
- I got it!
I will do what
you've asked me to do.
Sorry to speak while you're
----ing interrupting.
[dramatic music]
- I promised my guests
a fun time and a beach.
I won't accept no
for an answer.
- I'm trying to keep you safe.
- Cap.
I wanna get off the boat
and have a luau party.
Make it happen, Cap.
- I can't...
- Make it happen.
You can do it.
- I can't manufacture
a beach, Steve.
- I know you can do it.
[funky pop music]
I'm ready to dive off
the side of this boat
if we don't do something, here.
I mean, like,
I've done it before.
- [laughing]
- Kate, Kate,
proceed with lunch
on the boat.
- Copy, I am.
- You know, what I think Cap--
what he's doing?
I think he's gonna try
to accommodate us
and try to go in to where
he said he couldn't go in.
♪ ♪
Permission to enter?
- Yeah, come on in, Steve.
- So they just went
to the beach
and it's a little dangerous,
so I'm gonna set up
a Polynesian picnic thing
on the deck below.
- That'd be great.
- Did you figure out how
to make it happen?
- No.
We can't do it.
Steve will push the line
with anyone if it means having
a good time, but my patience
is getting so thin
it's transparent.
- Otherwise, you know what
I'm gonna do.
- What are you gonna do?
- I'm gonna go right to the bow
and jump off the bow.
So you decide.
- My choice?
- Your choice.
- The bow.
- I'm doing it.
- Okay.
- All right.
Great.
Who's got the champagne?
- [sighs]
Ashton, can you come up
to the wheelhouse, please?
- Do you want me
to not seat them
til the barbecue is lit?
- But where's the barbecue?
- Downstairs.
That's all you have to do
is bring it out.
- Pretty much.
I'm gonna heat the vegetables.
It'll take a second.
- [laughing]
- Are you happ--
I know you're not
totally happy, but...
- I'm always happy!
Are you kidding me?
- Are you content?
- He's gonna jump off
the bow,
so I want you to jump in
with him and make sure
he gets back in the boat.
- So this is chicken skewers,
and what's the sauce?
- Chicken skewers with
a pineapple-chili sauce.
- Make sure the captain
doesn't run us over.
- We have a shrimp salad...
- Oh, thank you.
- With mint carrot.
both: One...two...
three!
- [hollering]
- What is Steve doing
that he's hollering about?
- You okay?
- Hi, buddy!
- The current is strong.
- Man, this current is strong.
- See you later, Ellie.
Bye.
- Bye!
Have a nice trip.
Live your best life.
[rousing music]
- So we have chicken skewers
with pineapple chili...
and we have moonfish.
- Wow.
- So this is a local fish.
- Girls, are we gonna eat?
- Yeah.
- We're not gonna wait
for Steve?
Okay.
- What's he doing?
- He said he's gonna meet Jen
in Bora Bora.
- [laughing]
You in Hawaii.
- We need to put some food
on a float
and push it out to him.
- That looks like
a dead body.
[goofy music]
- Everything's so good.
- The fish is really good.
- Wow.
That was fun.
Hi, baby.
- We are having fun upstairs.
- Good.
- Wanna come?
- I'm not hungry.
- He's clearing up down there
and if the guests come up
you're kind of on service.
You stay up here.
- Okay.
- [laughing]
[both laughing]
- Do we have a blender?
- I'm gonna run down.
I think I saw a NutriBullet
downstairs.
- Yeah, there is one for sure.
- Honestly, he's my favorite
second stew
I have ever had.
- Really?
- I can, like, trust
that if he's on service...
- Mm-hmm.
- It's fine.
[cheerful music]
♪ ♪
- I was gonna do rounds unless
there's something specific
I don't know.
Um, I did rinse down
and do a good chamois
over the tender last night.
Is that done now?
- That actually hasn't
been done, if you don't mind
doing that.
- Okay, yeah.
- I'm gonna go down right now
for the night.
Ross is gonna relieve you
at 11:00.
- I'm on light--
I'm on nights.
- I like to be
the early person
because I want the boat
to be set up and perfect,
and I trust Ross
to be the late guy.
Make sure everything's done
the way I would want it
to be done.
- All right, thank you, guys.
♪ ♪
- When I was taking lunch,
I walked in
and Caroline was like...
she had--I think
she was crying.
- When? Where?
- She was in the, uh--
the main pantry.
What's up?
You okay?
- Yeah, no, I'm good.
- What's up?
- Nothing, nothing.
I'm good.
- She had tears,
and I was like,
"Are you okay?"
- Oh, no.
- So, how was your day?
- I learned that, um,
I come off as somebody
who could snap.
I wasn't aware of that.
- What?
- I wonder why she was crying?
I don't think
it was 'cause of work.
[funky pop music]
♪ ♪
- Okay, I'm--
I'm going to bed.
- See you in the morning.
- You're looking, like,
very stylish.
- [laughing]
- Look at those boobs.
This is major boobage again.
- You look delicious.
- How do you like me now?
- Oh, yeah.
- Love it.
- I definitely need a drink
for this.
I have already said no
to Steve enough times,
so they want me at dinner?
My ass will be at dinner
with a smile.
[ding]
I got six-pack abs.
You do not.
- I noticed that.
♪ ♪
- Kate.
[sighs]
I want champagne, please.
- This is beautiful.
- You're not just saying that
'cause you wanna get
in my pants, maybe?
- Oh, my lord.
- [laughs]
- I like Adrian.
He's very young,
and that explains his humor.
It's like when you have a dog
that you know is smart
and you know will be
a great dog,
but it's still, like,
humping all your guests' legs.
♪ ♪
- Your first course
is an arugula pear
with prosciutto parma,
brioche French toast,
and feta cheese.
- Delicious.
- Portion size is ideal.
- Yummy.
- How was the day today?
- No, I mean, I'm used to,
you know, chaos.
- Thank you.
- Yeah, I don't mind...
- Have you had...
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
All of you guys know
what you're doing
and, I mean, I know
that I can do nothing
but learn from you guys.
And I'm cool with being
wherever you guys need me.
I just don't want you guys
to forget that I'm here.
In Alaska, I'm a captain.
I'm not stupid.
You can tell me one thing,
you can show me one thing,
and I should be able
to do it just fine.
That's how I'm gonna learn.
That's how you're gonna get
the most out of me.
♪ ♪
- Coming up...
- The foam's getting
really high, here.
Come on, girls.
- I've gotta hide
in the galley.
♪ ♪
- Can't even see
over this foam.
[rousing music]
- I'm cool with being wherever
you guys need me.
I just don't want you guys
to forget that I'm here.
- Um...
- Yeah, for sure.
- Figuring out who's...
- I'm--I'm a very
light sleeper, you guys.
- It's hard for me
to keep a whisper
while we're having
a whole conversation,
but I'll try.
- It's a good thing
that you're willing to learn.
♪ ♪
- I am gonna go to bed.
- Just to let you know,
we're getting ready to clear.
- Awesome, man.
Never stressed.
♪ ♪
Whoo!
Flavors are all about balance.
You need the acidity--
the sweetness--
texture--the crunchiness...
- If there's anything
I can do...
- Take some balls.
Like this.
- I don't know.
I'm making it up as I go, man.
- And then it all comes
together in the presentation.
- What is it?
- I'll come and present it.
♪ ♪
So this is some
New Zealand lamb.
A garlic mash underneath
and garlic roasted asparagus.
- Mm.
- So good.
- Oh, my God.
- My low-carb diet
is out the ----ing window.
- This dinner was better.
He's less...
wasted.
- He's lovely.
- We were gonna go
in the Jacuzzi after.
You're probably not
gonna join us.
- You're right.
- Okay.
- I fully expected dinner just
to be a sh--show,
but the Steve I've come
to know and love
is all of a sudden
just reappeared.
We're actually having
a great time at dinner.
- Like, he's so nice tonight.
Why can't he just be like that
all the time?
- Please.
- Let's do something funky.
[humming]
[funky music]
- So what's this?
♪ ♪
- It's beautiful.
- Awesome.
- Don't drop it.
- Chef!
What do we have here, buddy?
- Chia-pistachio crumble
and a pineapple
and coconut mousse.
- Great!
- Mm.
- Super light.
- It's like a foam.
- Well, it's for you, foam man.
- Foam man.
- Yeah, foam man.
This is your foam.
- Foam man.
- What do you want me to do?
Bring this down?
- You can knock off.
Thank you for staying up.
You did so good.
- Thanks, Kate.
- You're welcome.
- We appreciate this.
This has been great.
- I know, buddy.
[indistinct chatter]
It's good to have you onboard.
- It's great to be here, man.
- We are gonna go get ready
for a Jacuzzi.
- I think everyone's
just really tired.
- Then we're going Jacuzzi'ing.
- Oh, Josiah, you're doing
a great job.
I'm handing service torch.
I think it should be
easy from here.
I will see you 8 1/2 hours
after they go to bed.
- Baby, we were supposed
to go Jacuzzi'ing.
- Why, baby?
We're gonna party.
We're going Jacuzzi'ing.
Knock-knock.
Come on, let's go.
'Cause, let's get out
of the room.
- All right.
- Let's get them up.
We're going Jacuzzi'ing.
- You get them up.
I'm not gonna wake anybody up.
- What's the plan?
Are you going to Jacuzzi?
- Yeah, we're gonna go
to the Jacuzzi.
- Yeah, go.
- What would be Uncle Steve
without a surprise?
- The last time I chartered
a boat with Captain Lee,
I had a bad foam party.
Everybody get down here
for the--the party!
- [indistinct]
- Come on, make it happen.
Neck deep.
More foam, boatswain!
- [cheers]
- Get in on it!
Whoo!
♪ ♪
- Where are all these bubbles
coming from?
♪ ♪
- I love foam!
----ing foam!
Come on, girls.
- You ladies excited?
- Well, I came up
'cause I wanted
to support you.
- You've got Josiah.
- I can't, I'm not allowed.
[lighthearted music]
- Oh, that is hot.
It's hot as sh--.
And nobody wants
to come in the Jacuzzi.
- No, Roseanne, you stay here,
because you're never
coming back if you leave.
- I'm coming back.
- No, you won't.
- I've gotta hide
in the galley or something.
- [sighs]
The foam's getting
really higher.
♪ ♪
Can't even see
over this foam.
I'll be back.
♪ ♪
If nobody wants to come
to my party,
(BLEEP) 'em all!
- You off to bed now?
♪ ♪
- Good night.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
[alarm clock beeping]
♪ ♪
- [chanting]
They're leaving today.
They're leaving today.
They're leaving today.
[curious music]
- I wake up and I'm like,
"You know what?
I am going to let
the 'shh' go."
Even thought I felt
disrespected,
Josiah and I have
a good thing going
to throw it away on something
like a "shh."
♪ ♪
- Okay, let's start
pulling it in.
- Roger that, just gonna
release the brake.
- Permission to enter.
- Come on in, Steve.
- [indistinct]
- It's leading slightly under
the bow, short stay.
- What are they looking at?
- They're looking at
the anchor chain
and telling me where I have
to go with it.
- Medium stay, 3:00.
- What does "medium stay" mean?
- It's leading under the bow.
- You good?
- No.
- Big-ass anchor.
How much does it weigh?
Do you know?
- I have no idea.
Hey, Cap, we need a thrust, uh,
to port.
- How can it be at 3:00
and I have to thrust to port?
You want me to thrust
to port side
and it's over here.
- Can you move your bow
towards port?
Sorry, thrust to starboard.
That's my bad.
- [laughing]
- Thank you.
- Starboard versus port.
I even know that ----ing sh--.
♪ ♪
- Coming up...
- Do we need to open this one
as well?
- Yep.
- Does it go ball-first
on bow?
- This is our first
----ing charter,
so give me a break.
[rousing music]
- All right guys, it's gonna be
ready in two minutes.
- Perfect.
- You want me to thrust
to port side,
and it's over here.
- Sorry, thrust to starboard.
That's my bad.
- [laughing]
- Thank you.
- Starboard versus port.
I even know that sh--.
- Okay, I need
to clear the bridge, Steve.
[engine rumbling]
[tense music]
Are we off the bottom or not?
- Okay, it feels like
the anchor's off the bottom.
- Ross gives me
better directions
than Chandler does
on the anchor.
[machinery clanking]
- Good, you can lock it up.
Just carry on wiping down
on deck.
I'm gonna go talk
to Cap real quick.
- All right.
- Chandler needs to learn
to just relax.
He's over-thinking things.
The bro needs
to keep it simple.
- Sorry about
the contradicting signals.
- Ross gives
some pretty good hand signals.
- Do you prefer hand signals?
- Yeah.
It doesn't give you the chance
to mentally (BLEEP) up.
- Um, I'll give you
hand signals from now on.
- Our chef is, like, amazing.
- I made some lobster quiche...
- Lobster quiche.
- A poached egg on a croissant
with some broiled
roasted salmon.
Salmon?
- Sal-mon.
- [laughs]
"Sal-mon."
You enjoy.
- Thank you again, chef.
- You're very welcome.
- Cheers.
Last day of charter.
- Docking is stressful,
so, Rhylee, you can just
keep bringing up fenders
for the moment.
I'm gonna go check out...
- Do we need to open this one
as well?
- Yep.
- The bottom one's ball, too,
he said?
- Yeah, they both are.
- Okay.
- Does it go ball-first
on bow, and then the...?
- Yeah, the ball fenders
are gonna go
from either wing station.
- Oh, okay.
- [laughing]
- I'm only asking questions
'cause it's our first
----ing charter,
so give me a break
and let me ask those questions
so that next charter
I'm not standing around saying,
"What would you like me
to do?"
How many of each
should we bring out
so I can just keep
a mental note?
[both men laughing]
[funky music]
- Hey.
- Yeah?
- Look, I know it's, like,
water under the bridge
and I don't even need
to mention it again,
but, like, I really am sorry
about, like, copping
an attitude with you yesterday.
I'm so happy to work with you.
- Yeah, sure.
- I don't want you to feel like
I'm ungrateful for you.
- I didn't shush her to be rude
or anything like that.
You know,
it's our first charter.
We're all
a little bit stressed,
and I think Caroline
can be a bit sensitive.
Just gotta move on.
- [indistinct]
- Don't worry.
- Attention all crew:
everybody needs
to be in their whites.
- Copy that.
- Get that body in bay.
- This shirt fits well.
- [laughing]
[upbeat music]
- Another year
has come and gone.
♪ ♪
- We'll be dropping
the starboard side anchor.
- I need all deck crew on deck.
- Yeah, copy that.
I'm on my way.
- What can I do?
- I just want you
to help the guys with fenders
for right now.
- Okay.
♪ ♪
- All fenders
are in ready position.
Three, two, one, drop.
♪ ♪
New crew, new boat.
I am nervous with this first
docking procedure.
Hopefully it goes well.
- Once the stern lines are out,
then you can put this--
this line on here.
- Moving to
the weighing station.
- Twenty feet
to the dock.
We can stop the boat there,
please.
- Yeah.
Locking lines.
- [grunts]
- [grunting]
- Okay, we are secured.
- [grunts]
- Copy that.
Well done.
- Beautiful.
Good job, guys.
- Whoo!
- Good job, Captain Lee
and crew.
[funky music]
♪ ♪
- All crew, all crew,
I need you
on the aft deck.
both: Copy.
♪ ♪
- Thank you, chef.
- Thank you.
- Thank you so much.
- We love you guys.
- Thanks, Captain Lee.
- Hey, man, love you.
- You, too.
- You guys were so fantastic.
The food, the eggs Benedict,
the "sal-mon."
I got my foam party of one.
You made the jet skis happen--
you just, like--you did it all.
I'm not gonna give you
a ratty old envelope,
you know, stuffed with money...
- [laughing]
- Because it's not--
it's just not fitting
on a yacht...
- I understand.
- So you got--you get a bag.
- All right, buddy.
- Aww, sh--.
- Thank you so much.
Take care of yourself.
On charter, you can have
people that are a pain
in the ass just because
they're ----ing douchebags.
With Steve, there's nothing
malicious in anything
that he does, so I hope
he never grows up.
- So, thank you all again.
- Thank you, Steve.
- Thank you.
- Really?
I don't know, baby.
I don't remember.
- Let's go to work.
- Let's go to work.
♪ ♪
- Hi.
- Hey.
- Today is such a good day.
- Yeah.
- Attention all crew:
I need everybody
in the crew mess in five.
- Copy for Ashton and Rhylee.
♪ ♪
- Okay.
Um, this was a very difficult
first charter,
and you guys really did
a good job.
Adrian, I really gotta
hand it to you,
well done.
Kate, your interior team
performed flawlessly.
- Yeah.
- And Ashton,
that diaper...
- [laughing]
- I mean, Kate's had me do
some outrageous things, but...
[laughing]
- Somebody's birthday?
- [hollering]
[all laughing]
- Deck crew:
there were a couple of snafus.
Like with the jet skis
in the back.
Some people are trying too hard
to not make a mistake
and I'm just gonna
chalk that up
to nervous energy.
Ross, you are really doing
an outstanding job.
- Thank you.
- And now, the money.
[dramatic music]
Steve left us...
$15,000, so that's
$1,150 each.
Kate...
- Thank you.
- For Christ's sake, we put
a grown man in a diaper
and all we get is $15,000?
Thanks, Steve.
- You guys will be allowed
off the boat this evening.
Remember the rules:
Don't embarrass yourself,
don't embarrass the boat.
- The crew deserves
to have fun tonight,
but we still need to get up
and do our job tomorrow.
Work comes first,
playtime comes second.
- You all know what to do.
Thank you.
[all thanking]
- [laughing]
- Let's go to work.
- Coming up...
[peppy music playing
over speakers]
♪ ♪
[rousing music]
- How was your first charter?
- It can only go up from here.
- What else do you, uh,
want done?
- No, we're done for the day.
♪ ♪
Especially considering
the required enthusiasm.
- It's fine.
It's the first time.
- It's fine.
- I'm gonna come sit in here.
- Yeah, sure.
- Yeah?
♪ ♪
- My ex-fiancé and I thought
it was really funny
to get each other's
Instagram names
instead of each other's names.
- You were engaged?
- Yeah.
I've only ever been
in any real relationship
with one man,
and that was my ex-fiancé.
We met in Florida,
fell in love,
and got engaged.
And so my time was spent going
to Alaska, and then headed back
to Florida.
I don't regret this tattoo.
I actually like
how it looks, too.
I was experiencing
all these new things
and he wasn't experiencing them
with me,
and it led to hard times.
It's a lot of hurt
that I went through.
I'm definitely getting a tattoo
while we're in Tahiti.
- Sure.
both: Hey.
- Are you gonna go now?
- Yeah, yeah.
Take a break.
- You going to the bow?
- Yeah, let's go.
- I've not been out
to the bow yet.
- Oh, my God.
Welcome to the bow.
I think Josiah
is the toughest nut
to crack on the crew.
This frustrates me
because of my desire
to understand people.
Did you see the kid
I matched with on Tinder
next--next to...
- You matched with someone
on Tinder?
- Yeah, on this boat
right here.
- I'm gonna give you
three options:
You should either go out
on a date with Ashton,
Chandler, or the guy
that you matched with
on Tinder.
- [laughing]
Hold a gun to my head.
- Uh...
- Chandler.
- [stammers]
Oh, my God.
You should go on a date
with Chandler.
- Flip.
- Oh.
- Do you like boys or girls?
Or both?
- I like guys.
I hate talking about this stuff
so much.
Like, where I live,
it's a very old-school village.
When I say that I'm
into whatever, they say,
"Oh, well, you don't look
like you are."
- What does a gay person
look like?
- I was like, "Okay."
- That's a pretty stupid thing
to say.
- But a lot of people think--
when they first start
to discover that--
they should start looking
a certain way
because people say,
"Oh, you don't look it."
It's very different for each
and every person.
My family's very loving
and kind
so I was never scared,
but regardless
I'd never felt the need
to come out to people.
I don't think people
should come out.
You should just live
your best life
being who you are.
- Don't you just want
to jump off this boat
and go swimming?
- No.
[peppy music]
♪ ♪
- Matt, you look good, bro, eh?
- Thanks, man.
- No, you should stay home,
bro.
[both laughing]
- We're like two chicks.
[both laughing]
♪ ♪
- Cheers, boys.
- Cheers, boys.
- Ooh.
all: Oh!
- Oh, hello!
- Oh, hello.
- Nice.
- [laughing]
- [laughing]
- I--I get it, okay?
But you guys are just gonna
have to behave yourselves.
Look up.
What are we making?
- You look hot.
Everything.
- Thank you.
- Why don't we leave?
- Where's your bra?
Why are you naked right now?
I don't know what kind of look
Rhylee's going for tonight,
but I don't think it's legal.
[funky music]
- I am so angry.
♪ ♪
- What are we doing?
Boy-girl-boy-girl?
- Should we get some tequilas?
- Not yet.
It's early in the night.
- Got it.
[all chattering]
♪ ♪
- Look at these
beautiful cocktails.
- Love it.
- Is it, like, Smurf jizz
or something?
- I hope so.
- [laughing]
- So I haven't heard
your yachting story.
How'd you get started?
♪ ♪
- Ballroom?
♪ ♪
- "Bare butt butler"?
- Yeah.
- He went to butler school
as well.
I'm not surprised at all.
That's exactly what
he should be doing.
Why are you here?
I'm just surprised he quit.
- Flash.
- You see bum, bum's gone.
- Have you ever had pâté?
- Uh, I don't know.
- It's like a spread
that you put on bread.
- No.
I've had SPAM.
- [laughing]
[upbeat music]
- Oh, thank you.
Merci beaucoup.
- Bon appétit.
I love you guys.
[stammering]
I truly do.
- You're the perfect
third stew.
- Thank you.
- Ah, (BLEEP), it's hot.
- Yeah, it's...
- I'm already sweating
my lady balls off.
- Are you?
- Yeah.
- Hold--hold up
what you need to do.
You're not--
you're not wea--
Yeah.
You've got a bunch
of single people
on this boat,
nobody's getting any.
I'm definitely thirsty, man.
[laughing]
all: Cheers.
[all chattering]
- Let's bounce.
Let's bounce out of here.
♪ ♪
All right, let's go!
- [laughing]
♪ ♪
- Two redheads.
- Oh, my God.
Fire in the hole.
- Fire--literally.
♪ ♪
- Hello, Tahiti!
Let's go jam.
[funky pop music]
This way, this way, this way.
Can we have five Jager bombs?
[all cheering]
[funky music playing
over speakers]
♪ ♪
- Hello.
- Do you speak English?
♪ ♪
- Myena!
The club is cool.
Not your normal city
type of club.
Definitely that island-type
feel.
There's a lot of women around.
♪ ♪
- Olga!
Kind of feel like a--
a child in a candy store
at the moment.
♪ ♪
- My game plan is to just
let them know
that they're beautiful,
and then kind of from there
just kick it off.
Normally works for me.
♪ ♪
- I do like to have fun,
but it's important
for the deck crew to be on top
of their game tomorrow.
Their choices reflect
my leadership.
♪ ♪
- Ashton!
Let's go dance!
♪ ♪
- Oh!
Oh, oh, oh.
♪ ♪
- Whoo!
♪ ♪
- [laughing]
We're just starting
to have a good time.
What's going on?
Why do you want to go back
to the boat?
♪ ♪
- We're not just gonna
leave one person here.
Everyone came as a team,
everyone's leaving as a team.
♪ ♪
[funky pop music playing
[funky pop music playing
through speakers]
♪ ♪
- Shut up.
- Get in the first van.
- Man, (BLEEP) you guys,
I'm going back out.
I'm going back out.
- No, no, no.
No, no, no.
- I'm joking, I'm joking.
- Listen, buddy:
We all want to go home.
We're tired.
Just because you want
to show off
your male stripper moves
doesn't mean we all want
to stay up and watch it.
- Let's get in the van.
- Chandler, are you okay?
- I'm upset.
I wanted to leave an hour ago.
There's gonna be
no ----ing excuses tomorrow.
- [clears throat]
It's still an 8:00 show time...
- No, it's gonna be
a 6:00 on deck,
ready to go.
- You're gonna
piss everybody off
on the deck at 6:00 AM.
- Yeah.
And that's for a valid reason.
- I get it...
- But--but you're...
- You're pissing
everybody else off for
----ing Ashton's actions.
- Kate, if--if I come out,
I want to have a good time.
- Did you not have a good time?
- [laughing]
- You know what, Adrian,
you're right.
- Everybody else said
we were ready to go.
- You're gonna ----ing--okay.
- I know you're already
pissed off.
Go to your happy place.
all: Ohm...
- And a "Ohm..."
- Your third eye is opening.
all: Ohm...
- You said you were boss
on the boat,
and now you're a person here
in real life,
so I'm talking to you
as a person.
- No, you're...
not talking to me
as a person right now.
- I'm talking to you exactly
how I would ----ing talk
to Caroline if she was
my friend in the outside world.
You're gonna piss everybody off
at 6:00 AM.
- I did tell her
earlier in the night
that when we're off the boat
I'm not your boss,
but that still doesn't mean
you can treat someone like
a complete savage.
- Everybody's gonna be mad,
everybody's gonna be tired...
- I just want you
to stop talking right now,
please.
- As my boss or a person?
- As a boss and as a person.
- I should have just stayed
on the ----ing boat tonight,
'cause it's gonna add
so much more time.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
- Never let him go.
- I don't give a (BLEEP), man.
♪ ♪
- Let's go back to the club.
- Yeah.
----ing screw it.
[all laughing]
♪ ♪
- I'm gonna be to blame
as well--watch.
♪ ♪
- [clears throat]
- You all right?
- The (BLEEP)?
- [indistinct]
- Wait.
- Blame it on Ash, bro.
- He came home.
Let's have a think about this.
- It's happening.
Whole team pays for it.
6:00 AM.
It has nothing to do...
- Let's go.
Let's go talk about it.
♪ ♪
I understand that Ashton
was ----ing being out of line.
- You didn't even hear Rhylee
in the--the van.
It's ----ing done, dude.
It's decided.
I'm sorry you have
to pay for it.
- Are you ----ing kidding me?
- No, this is my room.
Please go.
- Okay, well, I'll step
right outside the room.
- I'm gonna sort this out now.
Can you please just leave
the ----ing room
and I will sort this out now.
Please.
I'm gonna talk to Chandler.
Thank you.
- Jesus ----ing Christ.
Give me some dessert.
Want some goddamn dessert.
Something chocolaty,
because I'm ----ing pissed.
They just kicked me out
of their room
while they're talking.
- Who did?
- Chandler.
- One person ----s up, fine.
Two people (BLEEP) up?
Unacceptable.
- Chandler goes,
"I want you out
of my ----ing room."
- What is happening?
- It's all kicking.
- I know, I heard--
I heard it.
- And he said, "You need
to stop talking."
And he goes, "As your boss,
you need to stop talking."
[dramatic music]
- If you go out there
and you explain to them,
"Listen, guys,
this is how it is.
I'm gonna be
a little bit lenient."
And if she disrespects you
right there, bang.
"I understand.
6:00 start."
- No.
- You made up your mind?
- Yeah.
- All right, 6:00.
See you at 6:00.
[funky music]
- [giggling]
- Ross, thank you
for taking care of that.
- Listen here:
Chandler's your boss,
all right?
At the end of the day...
- You weren't in the van
when he told me he wasn't
my boss at that time
and I could speak
to him freely.
So understand that.
- What happened in the cab?
'Cause I'm Team Chandler...
- I have been Team Chandler
all along until about
30 minutes ago.
- Well, what happened
in the cab?
- I said,
"May I speak freely?"
And I said, "Well,
in my opinion
"if you make us all get up
at 6:00,
then you're gonna
piss deck crew off."
And then he said...
- Yeah, duh.
- "Stop ----ing talking to me.
I don't want to hear it.
I'm in a bad mood."
And I said, "Okay,
are you saying that to me
as a boss or as a friend?"
- Both.
- That's what he said.
- He was right.
You're a green yachtee,
you've been sassy
to your boatswain.
Not sure how this is gonna
work out for you, Rhylee.
- I--I said, "I will do
whatever it is
he requires of us..."
and then he stormed out
of the van.
- You seemed upset about it
earlier.
- Well, I'm upset with the way
that it went down,
because I feel like
I was disrespected
by Chandler.
- You just straight-up
lost your sh--.
- [laughing]
- I'm just telling you
right now, we're...
- I got it!
I'm--I understand...
- Okay.
- I said to you
in the ----ing van
and I said it
just five minutes ago,
I will do what you've
asked me to do.
Sorry to speak while you're
----ing interrupting.
- I don't know
who Rhylee thinks she is.
I've never dealt with this kind
of disrespect before,
and I will not put up with it.
[dramatic music]
- Next, on "Below Deck"...
- You don't have to like me,
but you will respect me.
- [hyperventilating]
- What the hell?
- Caroline?
- Primaries:
Allen and Danielle.
The last couple of times,
they haven't had a great time.
We need to nail this.
We're coming into
a little squall area, here.
[indistinct chatter]
- Ooh, veal?
- You don't eat baby animals?
- I want to swim.
- I don't think swimming's
in the works for right now.
- Um, if you guys are like--
10 to 15 minutes,
then we'll be fine.
You're a junior deckhand.
Just shut up.
- I'm also a boat captain.
- All right, let's talk
about this later.
- Yes, sir.
- This behavior
can't be tolerated.
It's not my place to say
what I'm about to say, but...
[dramatic music]
- Previously,
on "Below Deck"...
- Looks like there's
a girl coming.
Behave yourself on this trip,
right?
- Ashton is definitely
a fun piece of man-candy.
- You were solo stewardess
a lot, which I know
is a lot of work.
- It is.
I'm just gonna do my best
to pull my weight.
- Here's who we have.
- Well, look who it is.
- Mister phone man.
- Last time, he was a handful.
- Kate, Kate, Kate!
- Hi!
- We're a little cold in here,
man.
My, like, nipples are so...
- I noticed.
- They want
a Polynesian picnic,
they wanna do
the black sand beach.
- So I should maybe make
a foamy dish.
- That's cute.
- Unbelievable.
- Go ahead and set out
the starter fork for everyone.
- Isn't the next course
chopsticks?
- He's on top of it.
- I love him.
- It's not called
the boatswain locker
because we're not allowed
in it, right?
- Wait, what?
- I am a female deckhand.
To be worthy, I have
to prove myself.
- Take a little petite person
and put them...
- I'm--I'm listening to him
as he instructs me.
- Where's Kate?
- Don't shush me.
Don't shush me if I'm trying
to tell her something.
- Drop the toys
in the water.
- Oh, there he goes.
- [hollering]
- I need to give you
a life jacket.
- Steve's refusing
the life jacket.
- On my way.
How the (BLEEP)
does that happen?
The deck crew
dropped the ball
and it's deadly serious.
[dramatic music]
[boat honks]
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Steve's refusing
to take the life jacket.
- (BLEEP)
does that happen?
On my way.
- Careful, Steven.
Almost I have
a heart attack, there.
- Oh, hell.
Steve-O!
[groans]
Now I gotta go chase him.
[dramatic music]
Stevie!
- Look at Captain Lee!
- You gotta put
a jacket on, Steve.
- You have to, or I...
- Then I'm gonna have
to take the ski.
- Life is short, Captain!
- I understand that.
[engine revving]
- Put the ski away.
Chandler, I want somebody
to keep eyes on him.
- Okay.
- It's very difficult
just to tell a chartered guest
no, they can't do something.
But when the chartered guest
is your friend,
it just compounds everything.
As soon as the ski comes in,
pull the plug on it.
Then it doesn't
go out again.
My job is to keep him safe,
whether he likes it or not.
I'm really pissed off
at the deck crew.
I mean, they know better.
Why would you let him go out?
You come off one of those skis
70 miles an hour...
It's really hard to have
a good time when you're dead.
[sighs]
- Are you ready
to hop off, Steve?
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Lame.
- You're freaking lame.
- All right.
- Can you hold me?
- I've got you, yep.
You can get it.
♪ ♪
- Can you taste that?
I don't know
if it's, like, too--
'cause I like it strong.
- [groans]
It's strong.
Give it to them.
Tom is Tahitian.
♪ ♪
- Here, I'll do this side
first.
- All right.
[grunts]
♪ ♪
- It is unfortunate
that Captain Lee had
to come down to help
with Steve.
It was a lapse
on the deck department's...
♪ ♪
side, definitely.
- Uh, this is
a bit tangled up, here.
- Is it?
- Mm-hmm.
- It's just
an uncomfortable situation.
I think having him come down
kind of undermines my position.
- What time is it?
Where's our breakfast?
[curious music]
♪ ♪
- Hey, dude.
- Hello.
- How we doing?
- Great.
- Good.
Is breakfast, like,
coming, or what?
We're a little hungry.
- Yeah.
- You guys were on
the jet skis, so we didn't want
to start cooking then.
- It's like 10:00
in the morning.
- It's actually 9:30.
- Oh.
I just wanted eggs Benedict.
- He's making them.
- Great.
- We're gonna go start prepping
for the beach setup at 5:00.
- Take the tender.
See where you're gonna set up.
That looks pretty good,
just to this side
of the river.
- Okay.
Captain Lee was pissed
with the jet ski incident
so I wanna make sure
this beach set up
goes without a hitch.
- You're probably gonna be
wading in
in knee-deep water.
Get as close as you can
and then see what you have
to work with.
- Perfect.
♪ ♪
- Eggs Benedict, baby.
- Is that good?
- Yeah
- Okay, thank you.
Okay, you starving guests.
- Oh, yay, breakfast.
- There you go.
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
- All right, well, look,
take a picture of this sh--,
you know?
It's like, great.
- [laughing]
- Bon appétit, everybody.
♪ ♪
Mm, really good
eggs Benedict.
- Everybody's happy, loving it.
- Hallelujah.
♪ ♪
[funky pop music]
- We need to get
the beach gear together, so...
do we need two people
doing this, or...?
- Uh...
♪ ♪
- Okay.
- Okay, do you--okay.
I'll get the other stuff.
- We need to get the grill,
the chairs, the tables--
whatever we're gonna need
for the beach.
- I'm gonna send you over
to get it pretty much set up.
- So I'm just trying to think--
I'm going through, in my mind--
I kinda don't want
to write a list.
So I've got...
- You should write a list.
Then when you write the list
you can look at it
and be like, "I checked off
the list."
And you can just be sure.
♪ ♪
- Paper towel, toilet paper...
- [grunts]
- [grunts]
- Is there anything
that I can bring
to the tender right now?
- Yeah, all of this.
- You'd better go get
your wets on.
♪ ♪
- I'm not sure
about these guys.
- They're fine.
It's just the primary
who's, um, difficult.
- Yeah.
- I mean, I'm crazy.
but I feel like my feet
are on the ground.
- Did I tell you this already?
I just feel like--
like you could snap.
- No.
[laughs]
- It's not a bad thing.
- That I could snap?
Yeah, that's a bad thing.
- No, like--you know,
from one second to another
you could just be like,
"(BLEEP) you!
I hate you!"
- When did I do that, though?
- Well, like, you--
you kind of, uh, snapped
at Josiah.
[indistinct chatter]
- Do you want it off?
- Yeah, yeah, she's done it.
- Wait, why did you just...
- You did?
- Don't shush me if I'm trying
to tell her something.
When he went like this...
you know, I'm like--
I'm hypersensitive, I guess,
about being dismissed.
I just think it--
it has to do with...
- Childhood issues?
- Yeah.
- Many things are rooted
from our childhood.
- Yeah.
I have a very complicated
relationship with my parents.
I grew up
in a very toxic household.
My father is on
the narcissism spectrum
and they make sh---y parents.
- Do we have
any pineapple juice?
Have you seen
any pineapple juice?
What's up?
You okay?
- Yeah, no, I'm good.
- What's up?
- Nothing, nothing, I'm good.
I'm just--I'm good.
- As long as you're okay.
- Yeah, I'm fine.
[laughs]
- You okay?
- Yeah.
[sniffles]
- Caroline just seems like
a fragile person.
When you're running
a high-end charter,
you have to put
all your emotions aside.
That's the only way
you can manage,
which is quite hard
at some times,
especially
for sensitive people.
It's okay.
It's gonna be cool now.
We're gonna rock this deal.
- Yeah.
[both laughing]
- Ashton, are you gonna
go over?
- Uh, three--yeah,
three people are gonna go over.
- Okay, what would you have
me on?
- Someone needs to stay
on here just in case
the anchor comes loose.
I've done hundreds
of beach setups,
but Tahiti's different.
There's a deep shelf.
Right off the beach
there's rocks.
I really don't have time
to walk Rhlyee
through the setup.
We're getting out of here.
- Do you need hands?
- I would like you
to be there, yeah.
- Cool.
- Are you guys leaving now?
- I'm standing by.
- Give me a push.
Yeah, thank you.
- Just radio me
when I need to be ready.
I work on boats.
I'm a captain.
I work every summer on a boat
in Alaska.
We do a lot of heavy lifting,
so it's like,
"Use me, 'cause I'm here."
- I used to work on deck,
you know.
- Sure, yeah.
I'm like a steward.
- You shouldn't have said that.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Go ahead.
♪ ♪
- Yep.
♪ ♪
- Who the hell's
over there swimming?
- Tell him to take it
around that tree.
- You know what,
I love Captain Lee,
but he's, like,
all about safety.
Yeah, I get it, I get it.
He's gotta be safe,
you know, but I'm 61 years old
and I'm a crazy mother----er.
- I'm not gonna be able
to get anything off dry.
- I wanna go there.
Look at how beautiful it is.
[hollering]
Beach!
♪ ♪
- Look at this.
It's not gonna happen.
- Let's call it.
- Yeah.
- Can you see what's going on
over there?
- No, I don't know,
but it doesn't look good.
- I don't see...
- Captain, Captain,
it's Chandler.
- Go ahead, Chandler.
- Hey, Cap, uh, this location's
not gonna work.
It's--it's just too rough.
The anchor could drag.
The boat could end up
on the beach.
There's no way
that we're getting guests out
of the boat safely,
and after this morning
safety is
the number one concern.
And then the guests' happiness.
- All right, come back
this way.
Let's scratch the beach party.
We'll do it back here.
- Mm, okay.
I'll tell Mr. Bradley first.
- [sighs]
[upbeat music]
- Mm.
- Hi!
- Hey!
Just the person
I was looking for.
I want the captain tonight
to wear the dark one.
Tonight's gonna be
a formal night.
♪ ♪
- Uh, so, change of plans.
If you look at that beach,
it is quite steep.
So we're setting up this...
- So what are we doing?
- To be a...
Polynesian beach party.
- No, no, no.
- Nope?
- No, no, no.
- Okay.
- Not happening.
- Okay, you wanna go talk
to Captain Lee?
- I will, yes.
- Let's go.
- Captain, Captain, Kate.
Mr. Bradley is coming
to see you.
- Hey.
She said that we're not going
to have a beach party.
Spent a lot of money
to charter this boat.
I promised my guests
a fun time and a beach.
I won't accept no
for an answer.
Don't embarrass me.
- I'm not trying
to embarrass you.
I'm trying to keep you safe.
You can't just
arbitrarily say...
- I can.
- But...
- I can do whatever I want.
[dramatic music]
- Coming up...
- I got it!
I will do what
you've asked me to do.
Sorry to speak while you're
----ing interrupting.
[dramatic music]
- I promised my guests
a fun time and a beach.
I won't accept no
for an answer.
- I'm trying to keep you safe.
- Cap.
I wanna get off the boat
and have a luau party.
Make it happen, Cap.
- I can't...
- Make it happen.
You can do it.
- I can't manufacture
a beach, Steve.
- I know you can do it.
[funky pop music]
I'm ready to dive off
the side of this boat
if we don't do something, here.
I mean, like,
I've done it before.
- [laughing]
- Kate, Kate,
proceed with lunch
on the boat.
- Copy, I am.
- You know, what I think Cap--
what he's doing?
I think he's gonna try
to accommodate us
and try to go in to where
he said he couldn't go in.
♪ ♪
Permission to enter?
- Yeah, come on in, Steve.
- So they just went
to the beach
and it's a little dangerous,
so I'm gonna set up
a Polynesian picnic thing
on the deck below.
- That'd be great.
- Did you figure out how
to make it happen?
- No.
We can't do it.
Steve will push the line
with anyone if it means having
a good time, but my patience
is getting so thin
it's transparent.
- Otherwise, you know what
I'm gonna do.
- What are you gonna do?
- I'm gonna go right to the bow
and jump off the bow.
So you decide.
- My choice?
- Your choice.
- The bow.
- I'm doing it.
- Okay.
- All right.
Great.
Who's got the champagne?
- [sighs]
Ashton, can you come up
to the wheelhouse, please?
- Do you want me
to not seat them
til the barbecue is lit?
- But where's the barbecue?
- Downstairs.
That's all you have to do
is bring it out.
- Pretty much.
I'm gonna heat the vegetables.
It'll take a second.
- [laughing]
- Are you happ--
I know you're not
totally happy, but...
- I'm always happy!
Are you kidding me?
- Are you content?
- He's gonna jump off
the bow,
so I want you to jump in
with him and make sure
he gets back in the boat.
- So this is chicken skewers,
and what's the sauce?
- Chicken skewers with
a pineapple-chili sauce.
- Make sure the captain
doesn't run us over.
- We have a shrimp salad...
- Oh, thank you.
- With mint carrot.
both: One...two...
three!
- [hollering]
- What is Steve doing
that he's hollering about?
- You okay?
- Hi, buddy!
- The current is strong.
- Man, this current is strong.
- See you later, Ellie.
Bye.
- Bye!
Have a nice trip.
Live your best life.
[rousing music]
- So we have chicken skewers
with pineapple chili...
and we have moonfish.
- Wow.
- So this is a local fish.
- Girls, are we gonna eat?
- Yeah.
- We're not gonna wait
for Steve?
Okay.
- What's he doing?
- He said he's gonna meet Jen
in Bora Bora.
- [laughing]
You in Hawaii.
- We need to put some food
on a float
and push it out to him.
- That looks like
a dead body.
[goofy music]
- Everything's so good.
- The fish is really good.
- Wow.
That was fun.
Hi, baby.
- We are having fun upstairs.
- Good.
- Wanna come?
- I'm not hungry.
- He's clearing up down there
and if the guests come up
you're kind of on service.
You stay up here.
- Okay.
- [laughing]
[both laughing]
- Do we have a blender?
- I'm gonna run down.
I think I saw a NutriBullet
downstairs.
- Yeah, there is one for sure.
- Honestly, he's my favorite
second stew
I have ever had.
- Really?
- I can, like, trust
that if he's on service...
- Mm-hmm.
- It's fine.
[cheerful music]
♪ ♪
- I was gonna do rounds unless
there's something specific
I don't know.
Um, I did rinse down
and do a good chamois
over the tender last night.
Is that done now?
- That actually hasn't
been done, if you don't mind
doing that.
- Okay, yeah.
- I'm gonna go down right now
for the night.
Ross is gonna relieve you
at 11:00.
- I'm on light--
I'm on nights.
- I like to be
the early person
because I want the boat
to be set up and perfect,
and I trust Ross
to be the late guy.
Make sure everything's done
the way I would want it
to be done.
- All right, thank you, guys.
♪ ♪
- When I was taking lunch,
I walked in
and Caroline was like...
she had--I think
she was crying.
- When? Where?
- She was in the, uh--
the main pantry.
What's up?
You okay?
- Yeah, no, I'm good.
- What's up?
- Nothing, nothing.
I'm good.
- She had tears,
and I was like,
"Are you okay?"
- Oh, no.
- So, how was your day?
- I learned that, um,
I come off as somebody
who could snap.
I wasn't aware of that.
- What?
- I wonder why she was crying?
I don't think
it was 'cause of work.
[funky pop music]
♪ ♪
- Okay, I'm--
I'm going to bed.
- See you in the morning.
- You're looking, like,
very stylish.
- [laughing]
- Look at those boobs.
This is major boobage again.
- You look delicious.
- How do you like me now?
- Oh, yeah.
- Love it.
- I definitely need a drink
for this.
I have already said no
to Steve enough times,
so they want me at dinner?
My ass will be at dinner
with a smile.
[ding]
I got six-pack abs.
You do not.
- I noticed that.
♪ ♪
- Kate.
[sighs]
I want champagne, please.
- This is beautiful.
- You're not just saying that
'cause you wanna get
in my pants, maybe?
- Oh, my lord.
- [laughs]
- I like Adrian.
He's very young,
and that explains his humor.
It's like when you have a dog
that you know is smart
and you know will be
a great dog,
but it's still, like,
humping all your guests' legs.
♪ ♪
- Your first course
is an arugula pear
with prosciutto parma,
brioche French toast,
and feta cheese.
- Delicious.
- Portion size is ideal.
- Yummy.
- How was the day today?
- No, I mean, I'm used to,
you know, chaos.
- Thank you.
- Yeah, I don't mind...
- Have you had...
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
All of you guys know
what you're doing
and, I mean, I know
that I can do nothing
but learn from you guys.
And I'm cool with being
wherever you guys need me.
I just don't want you guys
to forget that I'm here.
In Alaska, I'm a captain.
I'm not stupid.
You can tell me one thing,
you can show me one thing,
and I should be able
to do it just fine.
That's how I'm gonna learn.
That's how you're gonna get
the most out of me.
♪ ♪
- Coming up...
- The foam's getting
really high, here.
Come on, girls.
- I've gotta hide
in the galley.
♪ ♪
- Can't even see
over this foam.
[rousing music]
- I'm cool with being wherever
you guys need me.
I just don't want you guys
to forget that I'm here.
- Um...
- Yeah, for sure.
- Figuring out who's...
- I'm--I'm a very
light sleeper, you guys.
- It's hard for me
to keep a whisper
while we're having
a whole conversation,
but I'll try.
- It's a good thing
that you're willing to learn.
♪ ♪
- I am gonna go to bed.
- Just to let you know,
we're getting ready to clear.
- Awesome, man.
Never stressed.
♪ ♪
Whoo!
Flavors are all about balance.
You need the acidity--
the sweetness--
texture--the crunchiness...
- If there's anything
I can do...
- Take some balls.
Like this.
- I don't know.
I'm making it up as I go, man.
- And then it all comes
together in the presentation.
- What is it?
- I'll come and present it.
♪ ♪
So this is some
New Zealand lamb.
A garlic mash underneath
and garlic roasted asparagus.
- Mm.
- So good.
- Oh, my God.
- My low-carb diet
is out the ----ing window.
- This dinner was better.
He's less...
wasted.
- He's lovely.
- We were gonna go
in the Jacuzzi after.
You're probably not
gonna join us.
- You're right.
- Okay.
- I fully expected dinner just
to be a sh--show,
but the Steve I've come
to know and love
is all of a sudden
just reappeared.
We're actually having
a great time at dinner.
- Like, he's so nice tonight.
Why can't he just be like that
all the time?
- Please.
- Let's do something funky.
[humming]
[funky music]
- So what's this?
♪ ♪
- It's beautiful.
- Awesome.
- Don't drop it.
- Chef!
What do we have here, buddy?
- Chia-pistachio crumble
and a pineapple
and coconut mousse.
- Great!
- Mm.
- Super light.
- It's like a foam.
- Well, it's for you, foam man.
- Foam man.
- Yeah, foam man.
This is your foam.
- Foam man.
- What do you want me to do?
Bring this down?
- You can knock off.
Thank you for staying up.
You did so good.
- Thanks, Kate.
- You're welcome.
- We appreciate this.
This has been great.
- I know, buddy.
[indistinct chatter]
It's good to have you onboard.
- It's great to be here, man.
- We are gonna go get ready
for a Jacuzzi.
- I think everyone's
just really tired.
- Then we're going Jacuzzi'ing.
- Oh, Josiah, you're doing
a great job.
I'm handing service torch.
I think it should be
easy from here.
I will see you 8 1/2 hours
after they go to bed.
- Baby, we were supposed
to go Jacuzzi'ing.
- Why, baby?
We're gonna party.
We're going Jacuzzi'ing.
Knock-knock.
Come on, let's go.
'Cause, let's get out
of the room.
- All right.
- Let's get them up.
We're going Jacuzzi'ing.
- You get them up.
I'm not gonna wake anybody up.
- What's the plan?
Are you going to Jacuzzi?
- Yeah, we're gonna go
to the Jacuzzi.
- Yeah, go.
- What would be Uncle Steve
without a surprise?
- The last time I chartered
a boat with Captain Lee,
I had a bad foam party.
Everybody get down here
for the--the party!
- [indistinct]
- Come on, make it happen.
Neck deep.
More foam, boatswain!
- [cheers]
- Get in on it!
Whoo!
♪ ♪
- Where are all these bubbles
coming from?
♪ ♪
- I love foam!
----ing foam!
Come on, girls.
- You ladies excited?
- Well, I came up
'cause I wanted
to support you.
- You've got Josiah.
- I can't, I'm not allowed.
[lighthearted music]
- Oh, that is hot.
It's hot as sh--.
And nobody wants
to come in the Jacuzzi.
- No, Roseanne, you stay here,
because you're never
coming back if you leave.
- I'm coming back.
- No, you won't.
- I've gotta hide
in the galley or something.
- [sighs]
The foam's getting
really higher.
♪ ♪
Can't even see
over this foam.
I'll be back.
♪ ♪
If nobody wants to come
to my party,
(BLEEP) 'em all!
- You off to bed now?
♪ ♪
- Good night.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
[alarm clock beeping]
♪ ♪
- [chanting]
They're leaving today.
They're leaving today.
They're leaving today.
[curious music]
- I wake up and I'm like,
"You know what?
I am going to let
the 'shh' go."
Even thought I felt
disrespected,
Josiah and I have
a good thing going
to throw it away on something
like a "shh."
♪ ♪
- Okay, let's start
pulling it in.
- Roger that, just gonna
release the brake.
- Permission to enter.
- Come on in, Steve.
- [indistinct]
- It's leading slightly under
the bow, short stay.
- What are they looking at?
- They're looking at
the anchor chain
and telling me where I have
to go with it.
- Medium stay, 3:00.
- What does "medium stay" mean?
- It's leading under the bow.
- You good?
- No.
- Big-ass anchor.
How much does it weigh?
Do you know?
- I have no idea.
Hey, Cap, we need a thrust, uh,
to port.
- How can it be at 3:00
and I have to thrust to port?
You want me to thrust
to port side
and it's over here.
- Can you move your bow
towards port?
Sorry, thrust to starboard.
That's my bad.
- [laughing]
- Thank you.
- Starboard versus port.
I even know that ----ing sh--.
♪ ♪
- Coming up...
- Do we need to open this one
as well?
- Yep.
- Does it go ball-first
on bow?
- This is our first
----ing charter,
so give me a break.
[rousing music]
- All right guys, it's gonna be
ready in two minutes.
- Perfect.
- You want me to thrust
to port side,
and it's over here.
- Sorry, thrust to starboard.
That's my bad.
- [laughing]
- Thank you.
- Starboard versus port.
I even know that sh--.
- Okay, I need
to clear the bridge, Steve.
[engine rumbling]
[tense music]
Are we off the bottom or not?
- Okay, it feels like
the anchor's off the bottom.
- Ross gives me
better directions
than Chandler does
on the anchor.
[machinery clanking]
- Good, you can lock it up.
Just carry on wiping down
on deck.
I'm gonna go talk
to Cap real quick.
- All right.
- Chandler needs to learn
to just relax.
He's over-thinking things.
The bro needs
to keep it simple.
- Sorry about
the contradicting signals.
- Ross gives
some pretty good hand signals.
- Do you prefer hand signals?
- Yeah.
It doesn't give you the chance
to mentally (BLEEP) up.
- Um, I'll give you
hand signals from now on.
- Our chef is, like, amazing.
- I made some lobster quiche...
- Lobster quiche.
- A poached egg on a croissant
with some broiled
roasted salmon.
Salmon?
- Sal-mon.
- [laughs]
"Sal-mon."
You enjoy.
- Thank you again, chef.
- You're very welcome.
- Cheers.
Last day of charter.
- Docking is stressful,
so, Rhylee, you can just
keep bringing up fenders
for the moment.
I'm gonna go check out...
- Do we need to open this one
as well?
- Yep.
- The bottom one's ball, too,
he said?
- Yeah, they both are.
- Okay.
- Does it go ball-first
on bow, and then the...?
- Yeah, the ball fenders
are gonna go
from either wing station.
- Oh, okay.
- [laughing]
- I'm only asking questions
'cause it's our first
----ing charter,
so give me a break
and let me ask those questions
so that next charter
I'm not standing around saying,
"What would you like me
to do?"
How many of each
should we bring out
so I can just keep
a mental note?
[both men laughing]
[funky music]
- Hey.
- Yeah?
- Look, I know it's, like,
water under the bridge
and I don't even need
to mention it again,
but, like, I really am sorry
about, like, copping
an attitude with you yesterday.
I'm so happy to work with you.
- Yeah, sure.
- I don't want you to feel like
I'm ungrateful for you.
- I didn't shush her to be rude
or anything like that.
You know,
it's our first charter.
We're all
a little bit stressed,
and I think Caroline
can be a bit sensitive.
Just gotta move on.
- [indistinct]
- Don't worry.
- Attention all crew:
everybody needs
to be in their whites.
- Copy that.
- Get that body in bay.
- This shirt fits well.
- [laughing]
[upbeat music]
- Another year
has come and gone.
♪ ♪
- We'll be dropping
the starboard side anchor.
- I need all deck crew on deck.
- Yeah, copy that.
I'm on my way.
- What can I do?
- I just want you
to help the guys with fenders
for right now.
- Okay.
♪ ♪
- All fenders
are in ready position.
Three, two, one, drop.
♪ ♪
New crew, new boat.
I am nervous with this first
docking procedure.
Hopefully it goes well.
- Once the stern lines are out,
then you can put this--
this line on here.
- Moving to
the weighing station.
- Twenty feet
to the dock.
We can stop the boat there,
please.
- Yeah.
Locking lines.
- [grunts]
- [grunting]
- Okay, we are secured.
- [grunts]
- Copy that.
Well done.
- Beautiful.
Good job, guys.
- Whoo!
- Good job, Captain Lee
and crew.
[funky music]
♪ ♪
- All crew, all crew,
I need you
on the aft deck.
both: Copy.
♪ ♪
- Thank you, chef.
- Thank you.
- Thank you so much.
- We love you guys.
- Thanks, Captain Lee.
- Hey, man, love you.
- You, too.
- You guys were so fantastic.
The food, the eggs Benedict,
the "sal-mon."
I got my foam party of one.
You made the jet skis happen--
you just, like--you did it all.
I'm not gonna give you
a ratty old envelope,
you know, stuffed with money...
- [laughing]
- Because it's not--
it's just not fitting
on a yacht...
- I understand.
- So you got--you get a bag.
- All right, buddy.
- Aww, sh--.
- Thank you so much.
Take care of yourself.
On charter, you can have
people that are a pain
in the ass just because
they're ----ing douchebags.
With Steve, there's nothing
malicious in anything
that he does, so I hope
he never grows up.
- So, thank you all again.
- Thank you, Steve.
- Thank you.
- Really?
I don't know, baby.
I don't remember.
- Let's go to work.
- Let's go to work.
♪ ♪
- Hi.
- Hey.
- Today is such a good day.
- Yeah.
- Attention all crew:
I need everybody
in the crew mess in five.
- Copy for Ashton and Rhylee.
♪ ♪
- Okay.
Um, this was a very difficult
first charter,
and you guys really did
a good job.
Adrian, I really gotta
hand it to you,
well done.
Kate, your interior team
performed flawlessly.
- Yeah.
- And Ashton,
that diaper...
- [laughing]
- I mean, Kate's had me do
some outrageous things, but...
[laughing]
- Somebody's birthday?
- [hollering]
[all laughing]
- Deck crew:
there were a couple of snafus.
Like with the jet skis
in the back.
Some people are trying too hard
to not make a mistake
and I'm just gonna
chalk that up
to nervous energy.
Ross, you are really doing
an outstanding job.
- Thank you.
- And now, the money.
[dramatic music]
Steve left us...
$15,000, so that's
$1,150 each.
Kate...
- Thank you.
- For Christ's sake, we put
a grown man in a diaper
and all we get is $15,000?
Thanks, Steve.
- You guys will be allowed
off the boat this evening.
Remember the rules:
Don't embarrass yourself,
don't embarrass the boat.
- The crew deserves
to have fun tonight,
but we still need to get up
and do our job tomorrow.
Work comes first,
playtime comes second.
- You all know what to do.
Thank you.
[all thanking]
- [laughing]
- Let's go to work.
- Coming up...
[peppy music playing
over speakers]
♪ ♪
[rousing music]
- How was your first charter?
- It can only go up from here.
- What else do you, uh,
want done?
- No, we're done for the day.
♪ ♪
Especially considering
the required enthusiasm.
- It's fine.
It's the first time.
- It's fine.
- I'm gonna come sit in here.
- Yeah, sure.
- Yeah?
♪ ♪
- My ex-fiancé and I thought
it was really funny
to get each other's
Instagram names
instead of each other's names.
- You were engaged?
- Yeah.
I've only ever been
in any real relationship
with one man,
and that was my ex-fiancé.
We met in Florida,
fell in love,
and got engaged.
And so my time was spent going
to Alaska, and then headed back
to Florida.
I don't regret this tattoo.
I actually like
how it looks, too.
I was experiencing
all these new things
and he wasn't experiencing them
with me,
and it led to hard times.
It's a lot of hurt
that I went through.
I'm definitely getting a tattoo
while we're in Tahiti.
- Sure.
both: Hey.
- Are you gonna go now?
- Yeah, yeah.
Take a break.
- You going to the bow?
- Yeah, let's go.
- I've not been out
to the bow yet.
- Oh, my God.
Welcome to the bow.
I think Josiah
is the toughest nut
to crack on the crew.
This frustrates me
because of my desire
to understand people.
Did you see the kid
I matched with on Tinder
next--next to...
- You matched with someone
on Tinder?
- Yeah, on this boat
right here.
- I'm gonna give you
three options:
You should either go out
on a date with Ashton,
Chandler, or the guy
that you matched with
on Tinder.
- [laughing]
Hold a gun to my head.
- Uh...
- Chandler.
- [stammers]
Oh, my God.
You should go on a date
with Chandler.
- Flip.
- Oh.
- Do you like boys or girls?
Or both?
- I like guys.
I hate talking about this stuff
so much.
Like, where I live,
it's a very old-school village.
When I say that I'm
into whatever, they say,
"Oh, well, you don't look
like you are."
- What does a gay person
look like?
- I was like, "Okay."
- That's a pretty stupid thing
to say.
- But a lot of people think--
when they first start
to discover that--
they should start looking
a certain way
because people say,
"Oh, you don't look it."
It's very different for each
and every person.
My family's very loving
and kind
so I was never scared,
but regardless
I'd never felt the need
to come out to people.
I don't think people
should come out.
You should just live
your best life
being who you are.
- Don't you just want
to jump off this boat
and go swimming?
- No.
[peppy music]
♪ ♪
- Matt, you look good, bro, eh?
- Thanks, man.
- No, you should stay home,
bro.
[both laughing]
- We're like two chicks.
[both laughing]
♪ ♪
- Cheers, boys.
- Cheers, boys.
- Ooh.
all: Oh!
- Oh, hello!
- Oh, hello.
- Nice.
- [laughing]
- [laughing]
- I--I get it, okay?
But you guys are just gonna
have to behave yourselves.
Look up.
What are we making?
- You look hot.
Everything.
- Thank you.
- Why don't we leave?
- Where's your bra?
Why are you naked right now?
I don't know what kind of look
Rhylee's going for tonight,
but I don't think it's legal.
[funky music]
- I am so angry.
♪ ♪
- What are we doing?
Boy-girl-boy-girl?
- Should we get some tequilas?
- Not yet.
It's early in the night.
- Got it.
[all chattering]
♪ ♪
- Look at these
beautiful cocktails.
- Love it.
- Is it, like, Smurf jizz
or something?
- I hope so.
- [laughing]
- So I haven't heard
your yachting story.
How'd you get started?
♪ ♪
- Ballroom?
♪ ♪
- "Bare butt butler"?
- Yeah.
- He went to butler school
as well.
I'm not surprised at all.
That's exactly what
he should be doing.
Why are you here?
I'm just surprised he quit.
- Flash.
- You see bum, bum's gone.
- Have you ever had pâté?
- Uh, I don't know.
- It's like a spread
that you put on bread.
- No.
I've had SPAM.
- [laughing]
[upbeat music]
- Oh, thank you.
Merci beaucoup.
- Bon appétit.
I love you guys.
[stammering]
I truly do.
- You're the perfect
third stew.
- Thank you.
- Ah, (BLEEP), it's hot.
- Yeah, it's...
- I'm already sweating
my lady balls off.
- Are you?
- Yeah.
- Hold--hold up
what you need to do.
You're not--
you're not wea--
Yeah.
You've got a bunch
of single people
on this boat,
nobody's getting any.
I'm definitely thirsty, man.
[laughing]
all: Cheers.
[all chattering]
- Let's bounce.
Let's bounce out of here.
♪ ♪
All right, let's go!
- [laughing]
♪ ♪
- Two redheads.
- Oh, my God.
Fire in the hole.
- Fire--literally.
♪ ♪
- Hello, Tahiti!
Let's go jam.
[funky pop music]
This way, this way, this way.
Can we have five Jager bombs?
[all cheering]
[funky music playing
over speakers]
♪ ♪
- Hello.
- Do you speak English?
♪ ♪
- Myena!
The club is cool.
Not your normal city
type of club.
Definitely that island-type
feel.
There's a lot of women around.
♪ ♪
- Olga!
Kind of feel like a--
a child in a candy store
at the moment.
♪ ♪
- My game plan is to just
let them know
that they're beautiful,
and then kind of from there
just kick it off.
Normally works for me.
♪ ♪
- I do like to have fun,
but it's important
for the deck crew to be on top
of their game tomorrow.
Their choices reflect
my leadership.
♪ ♪
- Ashton!
Let's go dance!
♪ ♪
- Oh!
Oh, oh, oh.
♪ ♪
- Whoo!
♪ ♪
- [laughing]
We're just starting
to have a good time.
What's going on?
Why do you want to go back
to the boat?
♪ ♪
- We're not just gonna
leave one person here.
Everyone came as a team,
everyone's leaving as a team.
♪ ♪
[funky pop music playing
[funky pop music playing
through speakers]
♪ ♪
- Shut up.
- Get in the first van.
- Man, (BLEEP) you guys,
I'm going back out.
I'm going back out.
- No, no, no.
No, no, no.
- I'm joking, I'm joking.
- Listen, buddy:
We all want to go home.
We're tired.
Just because you want
to show off
your male stripper moves
doesn't mean we all want
to stay up and watch it.
- Let's get in the van.
- Chandler, are you okay?
- I'm upset.
I wanted to leave an hour ago.
There's gonna be
no ----ing excuses tomorrow.
- [clears throat]
It's still an 8:00 show time...
- No, it's gonna be
a 6:00 on deck,
ready to go.
- You're gonna
piss everybody off
on the deck at 6:00 AM.
- Yeah.
And that's for a valid reason.
- I get it...
- But--but you're...
- You're pissing
everybody else off for
----ing Ashton's actions.
- Kate, if--if I come out,
I want to have a good time.
- Did you not have a good time?
- [laughing]
- You know what, Adrian,
you're right.
- Everybody else said
we were ready to go.
- You're gonna ----ing--okay.
- I know you're already
pissed off.
Go to your happy place.
all: Ohm...
- And a "Ohm..."
- Your third eye is opening.
all: Ohm...
- You said you were boss
on the boat,
and now you're a person here
in real life,
so I'm talking to you
as a person.
- No, you're...
not talking to me
as a person right now.
- I'm talking to you exactly
how I would ----ing talk
to Caroline if she was
my friend in the outside world.
You're gonna piss everybody off
at 6:00 AM.
- I did tell her
earlier in the night
that when we're off the boat
I'm not your boss,
but that still doesn't mean
you can treat someone like
a complete savage.
- Everybody's gonna be mad,
everybody's gonna be tired...
- I just want you
to stop talking right now,
please.
- As my boss or a person?
- As a boss and as a person.
- I should have just stayed
on the ----ing boat tonight,
'cause it's gonna add
so much more time.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
- Never let him go.
- I don't give a (BLEEP), man.
♪ ♪
- Let's go back to the club.
- Yeah.
----ing screw it.
[all laughing]
♪ ♪
- I'm gonna be to blame
as well--watch.
♪ ♪
- [clears throat]
- You all right?
- The (BLEEP)?
- [indistinct]
- Wait.
- Blame it on Ash, bro.
- He came home.
Let's have a think about this.
- It's happening.
Whole team pays for it.
6:00 AM.
It has nothing to do...
- Let's go.
Let's go talk about it.
♪ ♪
I understand that Ashton
was ----ing being out of line.
- You didn't even hear Rhylee
in the--the van.
It's ----ing done, dude.
It's decided.
I'm sorry you have
to pay for it.
- Are you ----ing kidding me?
- No, this is my room.
Please go.
- Okay, well, I'll step
right outside the room.
- I'm gonna sort this out now.
Can you please just leave
the ----ing room
and I will sort this out now.
Please.
I'm gonna talk to Chandler.
Thank you.
- Jesus ----ing Christ.
Give me some dessert.
Want some goddamn dessert.
Something chocolaty,
because I'm ----ing pissed.
They just kicked me out
of their room
while they're talking.
- Who did?
- Chandler.
- One person ----s up, fine.
Two people (BLEEP) up?
Unacceptable.
- Chandler goes,
"I want you out
of my ----ing room."
- What is happening?
- It's all kicking.
- I know, I heard--
I heard it.
- And he said, "You need
to stop talking."
And he goes, "As your boss,
you need to stop talking."
[dramatic music]
- If you go out there
and you explain to them,
"Listen, guys,
this is how it is.
I'm gonna be
a little bit lenient."
And if she disrespects you
right there, bang.
"I understand.
6:00 start."
- No.
- You made up your mind?
- Yeah.
- All right, 6:00.
See you at 6:00.
[funky music]
- [giggling]
- Ross, thank you
for taking care of that.
- Listen here:
Chandler's your boss,
all right?
At the end of the day...
- You weren't in the van
when he told me he wasn't
my boss at that time
and I could speak
to him freely.
So understand that.
- What happened in the cab?
'Cause I'm Team Chandler...
- I have been Team Chandler
all along until about
30 minutes ago.
- Well, what happened
in the cab?
- I said,
"May I speak freely?"
And I said, "Well,
in my opinion
"if you make us all get up
at 6:00,
then you're gonna
piss deck crew off."
And then he said...
- Yeah, duh.
- "Stop ----ing talking to me.
I don't want to hear it.
I'm in a bad mood."
And I said, "Okay,
are you saying that to me
as a boss or as a friend?"
- Both.
- That's what he said.
- He was right.
You're a green yachtee,
you've been sassy
to your boatswain.
Not sure how this is gonna
work out for you, Rhylee.
- I--I said, "I will do
whatever it is
he requires of us..."
and then he stormed out
of the van.
- You seemed upset about it
earlier.
- Well, I'm upset with the way
that it went down,
because I feel like
I was disrespected
by Chandler.
- You just straight-up
lost your sh--.
- [laughing]
- I'm just telling you
right now, we're...
- I got it!
I'm--I understand...
- Okay.
- I said to you
in the ----ing van
and I said it
just five minutes ago,
I will do what you've
asked me to do.
Sorry to speak while you're
----ing interrupting.
- I don't know
who Rhylee thinks she is.
I've never dealt with this kind
of disrespect before,
and I will not put up with it.
[dramatic music]
- Next, on "Below Deck"...
- You don't have to like me,
but you will respect me.
- [hyperventilating]
- What the hell?
- Caroline?
- Primaries:
Allen and Danielle.
The last couple of times,
they haven't had a great time.
We need to nail this.
We're coming into
a little squall area, here.
[indistinct chatter]
- Ooh, veal?
- You don't eat baby animals?
- I want to swim.
- I don't think swimming's
in the works for right now.
- Um, if you guys are like--
10 to 15 minutes,
then we'll be fine.
You're a junior deckhand.
Just shut up.
- I'm also a boat captain.
- All right, let's talk
about this later.
- Yes, sir.
- This behavior
can't be tolerated.
It's not my place to say
what I'm about to say, but...
[dramatic music]