Below Deck (2013–…): Season 10, Episode 4 - The Thunder from Down Under - full transcript

We"ve got
Michelle and her girlfriends.

Ten years as E.R. physicians.

We ran a pod in
the E.R. together.

It"s so great.

It"s always good to have
friends at work.

I"m dressing up.

Shut up.

I do enjoy the company
of the fairer sex.

Sex being the operative word.

I don"t think Tony's realized
what yachting is all about.

This is my punishment.



It"s a mother... er
and it will get you.

**** me.

This morning, everything"s numb.

Pain"s getting worse.
Not better.

That was the wrong thing to do.

...with the guests.

I don"t know
where the coolers are.

I never heard
anything about the coolers.

Oh, no.

You cannot send the guests

- without those coolers.
- God damn it.

Get that blue cooler.

Look and see if there"s
wine and stuff in it.

Ing rolling.



- Was there wine in it?
- Yeah.

Wow. Right where
I said they were.

Ladies, hold on to your hat.

God damn it.

So housekeeping is what we"ll
do until they get back.

Okay.

- Went on wild goose hunt...
- Where was it?

- It was literally in the...
- Lazaret?

Woo!

Lunch is ready,
if you"d like to follow me.

We"re going to bread this.

Let"s go ahead and put
the sauces on the table now.

- Do you want to?
- No, I"m not on service.

Who"s on service right now?
It"s you two, right?

No, I"m here to assist
with the decking.

We"re all on service.
That"s what I was going to say.

Got it.

When there"s three people on
the beach, we"re all on service.

Sorry, baby. You can"t
stand around and not do sh...

I"m so over being fake nice.

It"s literally slowly
poisoning my... ing soul.

Would you like some melon?

Chef Rachel!

Okay. I don"t know how to
react to stuff like that.

I had a muffin today, right?

I just went for the top,
wait for it, and I was like

- and I ate the rest.
- You ate the rest of it?

- You know how... ing...
- Did you eat it off the floor?

No, but now I"ve had
a... ing muffin.

So I won"t be eating
the rest of the month.

St. David,
St. David, shore party.

- Go ahead.
- I"m ready to be tendered back

- in with a couple of items.
- Copy that.

I will be honest,
I don"t think I would make

it without Michelle sometimes.

Aw...

She"s all right.

There we go.

I"m going to
start clearing the table.

Just made my day, not
having to clean that up.

- Can I clear your plate?
- Yeah, please. Thank you.

Are you going back
with you for the dessert?

Straight back with the desserts?
Yeah.

- Good to go?
- Yeah.

All right.

Alissa, can you throw me
a bottle of water please?

I want to let
you know what"s happening.

Camille, even out
on the beach,

the comments I"m just
taking over control for myself.

This is what I"m doing.

But she"s also gone off
on Alissa as well already

when Alissa
was trying to delegate

something
to her and I walked by.

She has specific instructions
throughout the day.

Yeah, we just
need to figure it out.

She"s not doing
what"s being asked of her,

because what"s being
asked of her is very clear.

It"s not a good look
that another department

has seen fault
in a member of my team.

Not good.

- Okay, brilliant.
- Okay.

Yes. This is...

Yes.

Oh, great.

She"s not cleaned
the... ing iron.

She"s really got under
my skin there, that girl.

We"ve got a passion fruit sorbet
that is melting as we speak.

The looks amazing.

Oh, my God.
That"s... my love language.

- Back to Hoovering.
- Hoover away.

I think it sucks.

- Really?
- Yeah.

Motor Yacht St. David,
Alissa,

the guests are
ready to go back.

Copy, Alissa,
we"re on our way.

All right,
will you hop off?

Tenders on their way back.

Should be here in
5, 10 minutes for you guys.

Alissa, Alissa, Fraser.

I"ll leave Camille
to pack away.

Just get this off the bar.

This is trash.

Hi. Is that all?

- This is what"s important, yeah.
- Okay.

- There we go.
- Amazing!

Just haven"t stopped.

What"s up with you?

Just tired.

Tony, why do we agree
to these beach picnics?

Because it"s not a democracy.

We live in a dictatorship
where we have

someone who says, do it,
and we have to do it.

I don"t remember
when was the last

time that I have a voice,
you know?

Hello.
Hello. Welcome back.

Thank you.

That"s what
I"m talking about, right?

Can you massage it?

I could literally
sleep out here.

That"s some
romantic sh... right there.

Interior.
Interior.

Can you get into
your blacks, please?

Lord help me.

We need to get the hell
out of this place.

Hey, hold on.

Mr. Olender. Swing
by my quarters, please.

Yeah, I will. Now.

One, two, three.

I think that was perfect.

- Get it, girl!
- ****

What"s going on there?

Woo!

We have dinner at 8:30,
but knowing these ladies,

we"re going to be looking at
a little bit closer to nine.

With the rock and rolling,

I"ll probably
use the crutches tonight.

The cane"s not all that stable.

I hate to do a one
and a half on the way out.

- Don"t need that.
- My injury, it"s getting worse.

The left side of my body,
I don"t feel anything.

I"m probably just going to

go on black
epaulets and shirts.

Like what you"re wearing.

I expected a lot more progress
than I"m experiencing.

And the most
frustrating part about it

is I can"t do a God damn
thing about it.

That"s hard.

- Thank you, sir.
- No, thank you.

- You"re welcome.
- See you later.

What the **** was that?

I"m in a shower,
then come up to your room.

Camille, Camille,
Fraser.

Hey, can I get
you in laundry, please?

No problem.

Haley, Haley, Fraser.

Can you just help
with the table?

Okay, cool.
Thank you.

- Frase.
- Yeah.

- What time is dinner?
- Realistically?

We"re looking
around about 09:00.

- That is one dirty boat.
- Yeah.

Deck crew, deck crew,
I"ve got beach towels in here.

Where"s in here?

Sorry, I thought
everyone understood

that I"m always in laundry.

Oh, my... ing...

Oh, dig.

That attitude
over the radio.

Yeah, it"s not good.

You guys ready?

Let"s just go and have
some showers and some food.

Perfect.
Because I"m dirty.

Yeah, you are.

Ross definitely has
that sweet personality.

He"s funny.

It"s fun to have
someone you connect with.

In Miami, when it
comes to dating,

you"re either dealing with
**** boys

and just want to hook up
or you"re dealing with people

that have lots of money and
that will **** around on you.

Ross is just like
super genuine and I like that.

Your room is so big.
So many room for activities.

There is a lot of room
for activity.

There is.

- Thank you.
- Good night.

See you tomorrow.

Okay. This for your soup.

Is that going to be okay?
Please say okay.

Yeah. These guests, every single
day, they"re saving lives.

So in order for
them to feel honored,

let"s dedicate
each course

to all of these beautiful,
amazing heroes.

I"m going to go ahead
and start doing the sashimi.

**** You"ve got a
big evening.

Charter one was not so much fun.

Let"s make two not like poo.

All right. Let"s do this.
You son of a bitch.

Oh, it"s so pretty!

Rachel, I"ve just
sat everyone at the table.

Haley and Camille,
go down to cabins.

How are we doing?

It"s been a struggle.

We"re ready when you are.

See if I can get out there
without embarrassing anyone.

Fine.

Oh, ****.

What time are you going
to bed tonight, do you know?

I think I"m on lates again.

- What, with Alissa?
- Yeah.

She drives me nuts and
I"m just getting sick of it.

- Yeah.
- I know you weren"t there today,

but I practically ran around

with the chicken
with my head cut off.

Do you feel jobs
are getting muddled?

- It"s getting muddled.
- Yeah.

I feel like
I"m that person that people

just naturally want to vent to.

All I can really say is just
talk to each other but also,

like, it"s kind of annoying
but addictive at the same time.

Who"s going to win?

If there"s an issue, you
need to talk about it, yeah?

Right, I"m going to
talk to Fraser about it.

He will deal
with it in whatever way

he will find most appropriate.

Coming up...

Take it up,
take it up.

Hold it.
Hold it.

You"re going to lose that.

Take the God damn slack up
on the bow line.

- Hold it, hold it.
- You"re going to lose it.

Son of a bitch!

My, my, my.

- Captain Lee!
- Good evening.

Captain!

How the hell
did I get this lucky?

Do you need a doctor?

The guests want me for dinner.

They"re going to
have to take me as I am.

I don"t have to put
my puppy ass on the porch.

I can run with the big dogs.

I don"t know how long,
but for a night? I can hang.

Thank you for joining us.

It really is my pleasure.

We are beyond honored.

The honor is mine,
I assure you.

Rachel, Rachel, Fraser.

Captain Lee"s seated.

We"re ready for the first
course whenever you are.

- Copy that, thank you.
- Can I touch your...

Yeah, sure.

I"ve been wanting to do
that for a long time.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

Yeah. It matched
my expectations.

And I"m going to ask you to do
that in like a couple of days.

Okay. Excellent.

That looks
absolutely breathtaking.

The courses this evening
are from each

lady"s preference sheet showcasing...

- Cool.
- Their requests.

I love that. Brilliant.

This first course is
dedicated to the primary

and her love of sashimi.

Brilliant.

Good evening, ladies.

So your final evening,

we"re going to make this
very special.

Every course
is going to be dedicated

to a specific guest member.

Is dessert gonna be
you, Captain?

I think I"m shvitzing.

First is to our
wonderful primary

for her love for sashimi. Enjoy.

- Thank you.
- Oh my gosh.

That"s amazing.

Whoa!

Oh, wow.

Mmm.

Great.
I"m over this tonight.

Chef Rachel, they are
blown away by the idea.

- Well done.
- Thank you so much, Fraser.

Are we allowed to
ask how you hurt your leg?

It"s a nerve issue
and will be resolved soon.

Okay, good.

We just wanted
to make sure you"re okay.

I am.

Deck crew, I don"t know if
you"re aware it's raining.

Roscoe, we"re on it.
Thank you.

I like calling his Roscoe,
I don"t know why.

I know.

Fraser, Fraser.
The cabins are finished.

So I"m going to go down.

- You can go down.
- Thank you.

Second course, a ceviche.

Tell me who this course is for.

Samantha.

- Flashing my cooter.
- My cooter.

Oops, sorry.

Next course is dedicated
to the wonderful

Samantha and
her love for fresh fish.

- Enjoy.
- Love it.

- Thank you.
- This is going to be a treat.

Ceviche.

****
Dude.

How are we looking
on service?

They are going wild over it.

I have not laughed as
hard as I have laughed

in the last two days,
in the last two years.

- Isn"t it great?
- And that laughter was

what I needed in my soul.

We are all in this together.

You run a ship or a yacht and
we run an E.R. full of patients.

- That"s stress.
- It"s super stressful.

- We rely on each other.
- You all have that together.

Which is...

I mean, just think about
how unique that is.

Oh, so unusual.

Captain, we appreciate it.
We appreciate it.

As you should.

The truffle wagyu.
This is going to Shauna.

Our next course wagyu
beef for the wonderful Shauna.

Shauna!

Enjoy your meal.

Fabulous reception.
We had tears. It was beautiful.

Okay, kids, all your whites
are ready for tomorrow.

The lobster and mango.

This one is dedicated
to Tola.

This dish is
a Caribbean lobster in

a mango sauce
for our wonderful Tola.

Aw...

Thank you.

This was amazing. I mean,
it was everything.

It just really
makes me choke up.

It"s so difficult what you do,
and just to be able

to get you away from all of
that and have you really just

cut loose and have some fun.

If you make me cry,
I"ll never forgive you.

- Cheers to that.
- Cheers.

Cheers.

I find it inspiring to
be around these people.

I mean, how many people can ever

say they"ve saved
somebody"s life?

And these guys do it every day.
I love them.

I wore my old ass out.

Thank you, sir.

What do you think
about lates?

No different.

Even with docking
tomorrow morning?

I"ll probably be up
"til like two

and I have to be on deck
at 7:20.

- Yeah.
- I"m just saying...

I just want
to be rested for it because

it"s like...
but it"s okay.

Sure.
You can go down now.

Okay.

I understand
she has a tricky role and

I just am upset
and disappointed

that she couldn"t
see the bigger picture.

That is not how a team
supports one another.

Jesus Christ. I"m cutting
off my... ing circulation.

- Sorry, mate.
- Sorry.

So just so you are
aware of what"s going on,

Camille demanded to go down
because she says she needs

as much sleep as
possible for tomorrow.

What is it, maybe
ten minute dockings?

Yeah.

Why do I do this?

Going forward, would you like
a full time fifth deckie?

No. The usage of her on the
first charter was about right.

Floaters, they"ll often use
it to their advantage.

I think it"s a very,
very comfortable life.

I"m really at my wit's end.

Coming up...

Just talked to Katie,
and she likes Ross.

He was like,
that bitch has a whip.

Ooh...

Ooh!

Oh, yes.

Babe, that bootie is delic.

Oh, no, that wasn"t good. Yucky.

I asked Fraser
like what he thought

about me going down because
I had to be up on deck at seven.

- Yeah.
- He seemed like annoyed with me.

But he has Alissa now.

- Bye, Angel.
- Good night. Good night.

To old friends,
to new friends.

To forever friends.

We are queens.

Oh, what a shock.

Night, loser.
Go to bed.

Loser.
All right, loser.

Catch ya.

Oh...

We keep shamming and shamming.

Oh, God.

- Morning.
- Good morning.

- Good morning, Darling.
- Good morning, my gorgeous girl.

There we go.

There"s no time for
setting anything up.

Just got to be
ready to go from here.

I"m nervous to let Katie

throw a heaving line
from the bow.

I"d recommend that you
throw the first line.

I"ll stay on the bow, yeah.

Moving on to training
those two

is that got to give them
that pressure

- at some point, too.
- Yeah, to step up.

I went to bed three hours ago.

Why did you go to
bed so late?

Because Camille sort
of demanded to go down.

I think just going
ahead like this is

something that
I need to deal with.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Stop being a little bitch.

So let"s all have a chat.

We"re going to be
doing anchoring.

Ben is going to pick it up.

Tony, when we do the anchoring
yet, do you want to do braking?

- No problem.
- So that"s that.

Good morning.
How are you?

- Hello, babes.
- Babes.

What"s going on?
Give me something to do.

We have nothing to do.

Everything"s good.

Oh, my God.
I love being on deck.

Did you have a
long day yesterday?

No, no.

Fraser, Fraser, Rachel.

The special"s a
lobster Benedict.

Nail this docking today.

What are you going to do?

You"re just going to do a little
bop, bop, beep, beep?

Boo boo bop bop.

- Hello.
- Hi.

Is there anything I can get you?

New left leg.
I can use one of those.

- I"ll let you borrow mine.
- You"re so good to me.

One of my biggest problems right
now is I"m not able to observe.

I don"t know
who"s doing what.

It"s my job.

Pain is getting worse,
not better.

I owe it to my crew
to do right by them.

They expect that out of me.

It"s there because you're
dragging it around behind you.

Aw...

There comes a point,
if a captain

is really being objective,

he should be putting the best
interests of his crew first,

because that"s your
primary responsibility.

As soon as you step on board,

check your... ing ego
at the dock.

That"s where you leave it.

This has probably been
one of the most humbling

experiences of my life.

The special is the
lobster Benedict.

Can I take any orders?

- Yeah, we"ll have it.
- That sounds amazing.

Anything from her.

Captain, Captain, Ross.
Decks are set.

- And we"re ready to go.
- Copy that.

We"ve got
seven lobster Benedicts.

All right.

Cap, Cap, Ben, you
ready to start hauling?

- Roger that.
- Copy.

Ready, Tony?

Would you like to come around

and put this on
the platter here?

Water at the anchor.

We"re out of here.
Everybody prepare for docking.

All right?
All good. Nice work, Ben.

- Thank you, Tony.
- Thanks, Katie.

Thanks, Katie,
for looking good.

Beautiful.

Michelle"s like,
I like that for sure.

Nice and tidy.
I love it.

Yeah. Got to keep on it.

Yeah. That"s the best
way of dealing with it.

That"s not.

We"re not too far out.

I"m going to head
to the wing station.

Deck team, lower bow
fenders, please.

Let me know when
to just stop it, Ben.

Okay, go, Camille.

Hard for me
to see with you ladies.

Yes, sir.

That was not good.

- Bow fenders are set.
- No, they"re not.

Oh, just kidding.

Can you get the aft
one lower, please?

The aft fender needs
to come lower.

- Aft?
- Yeah.

Like the big one?

God damn it.

Want to start getting that line
off there and ready to go?

Yes.

I"m hungry.

- Is that ready?
- Yep.

Thank you guys.

All right. This
is going to be tough.

Going to need three or four
wraps on there, okay?

Okay.

Oh, wow.

- I"m going all in on this.
- Yes.

- Windier than it was last time.
- Very.

Point of no return.

The bow is the lightest
part of the boat.

Stern is clear to swing.

The wind has a
tendency to catch the bow

and blow it off the dock.

He"s going to get
blown off here.

He"s going to come around hard.

It"s extremely
important when they make

their throw
with their heaving lines,

get the line hauled in
as quick as they can.

If you don"t have your A game,

don"t even
show up to the ballpark.

Yeah, when you"re ready,
Ben, let her rip.

First line ashore, cap.

Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup.

- Pull it in, y"all.
- Secure that stern line.

I"m going to try
and get the bow in.

- ****
- Wrong line.

It"s on the wrong... ing kleat.

- This line.
- Yours is?

Yours.

This is a sh... sandwich.

What"s a sh... sandwich?

Where you get sandwiched
with sh...

We"re going
to lose this one quickly.

It"s on the wrong cleat.

Can it go
to number five, please?

Katie, can
you slacken that for me?

- Yes.
- Tight, tight.

Watching your fenders, Camille.

- Yeah. Keep going.
- All right, start to come in.

Take it up,
take it up, take it up.

Come up on yours.

Take it up, take it up.

Let"s go. Hustle,

Get the God damn slack up
on the bowline, please.

Oh, my God, dude.

Put me up there, Coach.

How"s that cap?

I can live with it.

- Lock it in.
- Copy. Locking in.

We made it.
We"re here.

Cheers.

You"re going to lose it.

- Hold it. Hold it.
- You"re going to lose that.

Come on, y"all.

- Hold it. Hold it.
- You"re going to lose it.

Ow, ****

Son of a bitch.

What is the God damn problem?

- Hold it, hold it.
- Ow, ****.

****

That first line is critical.

The only thing
that would cause it to pop off

is if it wasn"t put on
properly in the first place.

Why did we lose what
we had on the bowline again?

I can only get
it there and hold it there

so long before the wind
is going to win out.

Okay. Do you need
to come quick?

Up, up, up.

- Camille.
- Yes, sir.

Would you mind going
up forward, please?

- Yes.
- Thank you.

Lock it in quick and hard.

Get it right.

All the slack out of it
and lock it in right now.

Pull up, pull up, pull up.

Yeah, Tony, come on.

Keep coming.
Pull up.

Is it locked in?

Let"s go, let's go.

- Yeah, cap.
- Copy that.

It wasn"t real pretty, but
it sure as hell was effective.

I"m going back.

Jesus Christ.

Everyone has your stuff.
You got a roadie. Let"s do it.

Deck crew, can we get
switched into our whites?

Oh, dear.

Did you get it from there?

No, man.

Please. If you don"t mind.

Oh, I smell amazing now.

Is this bromance? I think it is.

Come in.
Ross, how are you?

Busy day.

- This good?
- Indeed.

- How are you doing?
- I"m doing okay.

Okay, good.

I"m applying some heat
to the designated area.

Yeah.

I can tell
he"s in a lot of pain.

But I got a lot of
respect for Captain.

If he tells me he"s
good to go, I believe that.

And until he tells me
he"s not,

then we just get
on with the job.

I keep waiting for a break
somewhere and it just...

- it just hasn"t happened yet.
- Yeah.

Don"t leave me.
I got to hurry up.

All crew
assemble on the aft deck.

There she is.

Bye, thank you so much.

Thank you for coming.

Oh my gosh.

Thank you, Chef Rachel.

I can"t...

This was the trip of a lifetime.

After the two years that
we have had, I honestly...

Aw...

It was everything.

The pleasure"s ours.

Absolutely.
We can"t thank you enough.

It was like
the best, best service.

There was not one negative
thing this entire time.

- Not one.
- Well, you earned it.

Thank you.
I love you all.

Can I offer a tip?

- Absolutely.
- In pink.

All right.

You got to drop that
low, Cap.

Hey!

- Bye.
- Bye.

All right,
that was a great charter.

Wish we could keep them,
but we can"t,

so get your asses to work.
Thanks, guys.

- Thank you.
- Thanks, cap.

Getting out of these whites,

turning it into
a blue situation?

- Yes.
- Oh, my God. I"m stuck.

**** me.

Let"s get this party started.

I know I"m fun to
watch from back there,

but don"t get too
excited, all right?

Let"s get some covers on.

- Top to bottom,
- Okay?

- This pot is me.
- It is, isn"t it?

Completely empty,
totally useless.

I think I"m smart,
and then it comes to snapping

these effing things
and I feel like a dumb-ass.

People are smart in
different ways.

Phew.

Attention all crew,
I need everyone"s presence

in the sky lounge.
Two minutes.

Should I carry you
up the stairs?

No, you need all that energy.

- For what?
- Tonight?

That"d be cute.

Of course I flirt with Ross.

I just like getting
to know my co-workers.

As he hobbles out.

With his charter,
I see progress being made,

and I appreciate that.

So 23 large.

- Yay!
- Yes!

$1,769 each,

and you certainly have
earned it.

100%, we deserve this tip.
We"re working our asses off.

Oh, look, there"s enough
sweaty rash. Where"s it now?

Oh, God.

Because I"m not getting
around like I should,

is anybody noticing anything
they"d like to bring up?

Because I"m all ears.

Personally,
I"m trying to figure out

my deck-stew position.

- Okay.
- I go everywhere.

That"s not going
to change much.

Right, well, yeah.

How that"s communicated
to you needs to improve.

I definitely think
we"ll have a chat, us three.

So bust your ass till 5:30.

Relax, have a little fun,
and enjoy yourselves.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

Thank you, Captain.

Camille and Ross,
can we meet now?

Yes.

If I thought
I was angry before,

now I really know
what anger feels like.

Okay, so can
we please all chat first

before we involve Captain?

Yeah, I"m sorry for that.

I really
didn"t mean for it to be...

It"s fine, it's fine.
Ross and I want nothing more

than for the season to
be successful for everyone.

I"ve always done it all
on any boat I"ve ever been on.

There are two bosses.
That"s the difference.

If you"re unsure any point about

whether you"re meant
to be there or something,

like, say to me, hey, do
you still need me now?

Or can I go inside or whatever?

Yeah, I feel really
good about that.

Just the communication thing.

Communication is always
the key in the end, isn"t it?

Yeah.

Having Camille on deck is like
having an attractive Labrador.

Great for morale.

Not particularly useful to me.

That was great, though.

I really appreciate us
coming to all that sh...

Yes.

Bye, ladies.
Thank you for the tip.

His name is Ben.
He"s a womanizer.

Oh, my good God.

Ugh.

That all washed and rinse.

Yes.

Hey, Cap.
Captain Lee here.

I seem to have found myself
in a wee bit of a bind.

Interior...

- We"re done for the night.
- All right, let"s go.

Captain, would it be okay to
come and see you at some point?

Absolutely.
Come on up to the bridge.

This is looking good.

All right, I think we"re good.

So what little piece
of sh... sandwich

do you have for me
today, Ross?

- It"s something good.
- Oh.

Ben, he"s had a
bit of experience

on a few
other larger yachts,

and it might make sense to
give him a bit more of a title.

Uh-huh.

I don"t know
how you feel about that.

If you"d like to
make him lead deckhand,

I don"t have an issue with it.

That"s good.
I shall do that.

- Hi, babe.
- Babe.

Where"s my... ing shoes?

Everyone looking so,
like, fancy.

I show up with my boy shirts,
like, yo!

I"m literally getting
so... ed up tonight,

it"s not even going to be funny.

Well, it"s going
to be pretty funny, but...

- A dewy look.
- I think it"s sweat.

Stepping out on the town.

Where is Ross?

Ross should be here.

Stop.

Do you know what, Fraser?

Do you mind not
slapping my sunglasses

out of my hand,
next time, please?

Oh, this is so great!

This is so cool!

Let"s go.

Thanks, driver.

This is so beautiful!

This is pretty cool.

Here we go.

Are you going to the bar?

- Yeah.
- Going to the bar?

What are you
gonna have?

- I don"t know.
- Espresso martini.

Just asking Katie
is she likes Ross.

Like, like like him?

Ooh, got two on one.

A situation like this,
whoever he vibes with...

is the answer.

And I"m going to have
the lobster, please.

Angus chargrilled rib eye.

Give me your kitchen special.

Can you borrow
me a cigarette?

Peace out, girl scout.

- Had a fun charter, ho.
- You and I had a... ing blast.

Just... ing laughed
the whole time.

- I love that.
- How nice is this?

I don"t like how we're
getting Alissa into smoking.

What are you
looking for over there?

What do you think about that?

I mean, he"s a nice guy, yeah.

But I"m not gonna like
be awkward about it.

I"m not that forceful.
If it happens, it happens.

She is.

My nipples just got hard.

Coming up...

It"s been hard.

And I"ve let you guys
down and for that I apologize.

- Oh, wow. Thank you very much.
- Thank you so much.

Look at you there with
your lobster, Lord Fraser.

I"ve just got peasant fish.

Bon a pet it.

- What"s that, fish?
- Yeah.

- Can I try a little bit?
- Yeah.

- I think you have to feed me.
- I"m not f-ing feeding you.

Fraser?

Yeah, we"re just going
to have a little chat.

Thank you.

I"m definitely
feeling a little bit tingly

in certain areas,

but I"m just horny, really.

So, yeah, I like
him like that.

Okay. So they"re literally
shagging behind us.

I just realized
that come 08:00,

- radio calls start coming.
- Oh, God.

Imagine if you"re not up
and Captain calls us

for a coffee
and we"re like in bed.

I don"t think he's going
to call us before eight.

You know, he"s not
in tip-top condition.

You know, I worry. I don"t
know if he"s going to make

to the end of the season.

- He"s a strong man.
- I know he is mentally,

but that can only really
keep him in one place

and that"s his cabin
and the bridge

and he needs to be everywhere.

- I do worry.
- Are we going?

I"m ready for the club.
We"re shaking our ass.

- Let"s go.
- Oh, my God.

I"m gonna be
rotten tomorrow morning.

Ben, we"re going to ****
it up in the back.

Guys, I"m so happy it's
just you here because there

is so much
love going on in that.

Oh, my God.
Make out with me right now.

I picked the wrong
ing car.

Thanks a lot.

- Oh, we"re here.
- Oh, my God, I"m so excited.

- There we go.
- Come on, honeys.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, sh...!

I"ve done a bit of
dancing before back home.

I used to go twice
a week to dance classes.

I"ve always wanted to be in

Thunder Down Under
from Australia.

I don"t know why.

I think I just love
to bust a move

and it"s just... ing fun, man.

Yeah!

Yes, brother!

Whoa!

Hanging out.

Alissa, she"s going to do
what she wants to do

and she doesn"t really care
who gets in her way and

I like him,
but I can"t be like,

oh, yeah, he"s mine,
just because he kissed me.

Don"t... ing touch him
because he isn"t mine.

But like, it"s a respect thing.

Let"s go.
It"s time to go.

Come on, Ben.

Are you going
to be my Prince charming?

Oi, oi oi.

I"m in the back.
I"m in the back.

We"re with Rachel.

You got to go in
that one, buddy, sorry.

That"s the shagmobile.

Don"t touch me with your
damn feet, man.

Eww...

- When we get back to the boat...
- Jacuzzi.

Oh my God, my vagina"s
fallen off.

Ooh, ****.

There"s some steps.

Hang on, I"m stuck!

What are we
changing into?

So you and him are full on?
No.

I feel like you found
him attractive before I did.

You know what I mean?
But I want you to know

that he did say,
I am not like

- anything with anybody.
- Shh...

That"d be cute.

- Hey.
- Whoa. I"m changing.

Yeah, you are.

Yeah, my bra"s, like... open.

I haven"t even
seen these cabins.

Very small.

Good night, bro.

I would not waste
opportunity to sleep.

Warm.

Fraser, I don"t want
to see your special bits.

I"m going to go to the corner.

I don"t want to see anything.
I"ll never be the same again.

Woo!

I"m so afraid to turn around,
but also

I"m afraid to back up
at the same time.

Is it safe?

No sex here.

Katie...

Ross!

Why?

Zero.

Right, I"m going to bed.

This is ridiculous.

Bed, bed, bed, bed, bed
for me.

Doing my job, for God"s sake.

What are you doing?

I brought everything down.

What? I said he can
get himself a beer.

No, someone was just
kissing Alissa.

Oh.

...you naughty love bug.

What? I said he can
get himself a beer.

Look, I am a free agent.

I can kiss who I want,
blady-blah.

- Ben?
- Yeah?

The sooner Katie knows
you"re interested, the better.

No, seriously,
that"s super... ed up

and I"m not going
to... ing roll with that.

Don"t... ing play like you're
going to flirt with me

and then go out and flirt with

somebody else
right in front of me.

It makes me look dumb.

If you want to act
like that, then **** you.

Goodnight.

All right, I"m going
to go to bed.

Okay.

You were a minute.

She got upset because
she"s got too many feelings.

- Hello.
- Hi.

Can I join this situation?

- Cheers.
- You"re on my sh... list.

Ross, I didn"t know
you were such a... ing player.

Look at him.
He"s just... ing smiling.

That"s all,
get out of here.

I don"t like what your vibe
is towards my gal pal.

You guys don"t
even... ing know me.

- On that note...
- Goodbye.

Bye.

I"ll see you
tomorrow in the morning.

If I had to explain
what Ross is,

I would look up all
the synonyms for manhore.

Whoremonger, man ho,
playboy, cad, **** boy.

Himbo.

It"s like a bimbo,
but for a him.

He"s a himbo.
I just want Ben right now.

I"m going to get really
ed up before I do that.

Oh my gosh.

Morning my baby love.

Why did we get that
ed up last night?

- I feel great.
- Oh.

Oh my God.

Right?

I was thinking to myself,

this is
the longest that I haven"t

had sex in
I don"t remember when.

- That"s a lie.
- I"m not joking.

It has to be a lie.

Do you want to know
something funny?

- What?
- I"ve not had sex, right.

In about two years?

- And I can"t **** anyone?
- Yeah.

And also,
I have such high standards.

Two years ago, I was part of
a polyamorous group in Bali.

We have massive Villa parties,
just partying, and someone goes,

"Hey, you want to ****
and you go ****,

you come back to the party.

Someone else goes, you want
to ****, you go ****.

Somewhere around there.

I"m not a big fan of dry spells,
so it"s a very real problem.

However, there are solutions
and I"ll probably use them.

Interesting you know?
And concerning.

But equally, this information
wasn"t welcome or needed.

But I guess
I see more of who he is

and where his drive lies.

And it ain"t here.

That"s really bad.

All right, good luck in life.

- I"m feeling good.
- Good.

I danced it all out, I think.

Oh my God.

Attention all crew,

I need everyone in
the Sky Lounge in ten.

- Galley copies.
- Copy from Fraser.

Coming up, Katie?

- Yeah.
- I love my ass hanging out.

Finally.

I know you all
heard me coming, right?

As you guys know, I"ve been
struggling with my mobility.

And...

It"s been hard,
and I"ve let you guys down.

For that, I apologize.

So I"ve made a decision...

To leave the boat.

- What?
- Oh, captain.

No...