Below Deck (2013–…): Season 1, Episode 2 - It's Not Easy Being Green - full transcript
The crew enjoys a night out, but Kat enjoys a few too many cocktails. Meanwhile, the new charter guests, a wealthy hypnotist and his friends, come aboard and their special dietary demands ...
- PREVIOUSLY ON BELOW DECK...
- I'VE GOT FIVE
NEW CREW MEMBERS.
KATE.
I HAVE NEVER,
EVER HAD A CHIEF STEW WALK
DOWN THE DOCK
LOOKING LIKE YOU LOOK.
I MEAN SHE LOOKS
LIKE SHE CHARTERED THE BOAT.
- [bleep].
YOU'RE KIDDING ME.
THAT IS A DIRTY BOAT.
- [bleep].
WE HAVE SO MUCH WORK TO DO.
- MY BOYFRIEND
IS SEVERAL THOUSAND MILES
AWAY FROM ME RIGHT NOW,
AND KELLY WITHOUT A SHIRT ON
IS THREE FEET AWAY.
OOH-RAH, HOMEY.
- DO I MAKE YOU HORNY?
[laughs]
- ANDREW, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT HE THINKS HE'S DOING.
I DON'T THINK
IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO.
I THINK IT'S UNPROFESSIONAL.
[laughter]
- QUITE THE SETUP.
- I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU FOREVER,
AND HERE WE ARE SHARING
A TUNA CAN OF A ROOM TOGETHER.
- AMY AND I USED TO BE
REALLY CLOSE FRIENDS,
BUT THERE WAS A FALLING OUT
THAT I WASN'T INFORMED ABOUT,
SO I'M NOT SURE
WHERE WE STAND NOW.
- WHEN I'D RUN INTO YOU
IN FORT LAUDERDALE,
YOU WERE KIND OF STANDOFFISH.
- NO.
- BULL[bleep].
SHE'S MAKING THINGS
AWKWARD BETWEEN US.
- I'M BUSTING MY ASS
ALL DAY.
- NO, YOU'VE BEEN SITTING
AROUND CHITCHATTING.
- YOU ARE SO RIGHT.
- DON'T GET A [bleep] ATTITUDE,
'CAUSE THEN IT WILL GET BAD.
- ANDREW'S PORTHOLE WAS LEFT
OPEN WHILE WE WERE TRAVELING.
- YOU'RE STARTING TO SCARE ME,
ANDREW.
- I'M SCARED TOO.
[upbeat music]
♪♪ ♪♪
- ANDREW AND EDDIE'S PORTHOLE
WAS LEFT OPEN
WHILE WE WERE TRAVELING.
THERE'S SALTWATER
ALL OVER THE BATHROOM.
- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
- [bleep]. GO GET A WET VAC.
GET THIS [bleep] SUCKED UP.
FUN AND GAMES ARE OVER.
I WANT HIM ON HIS [bleep] HANDS
AND KNEES DOING THAT.
- YEAH, YOU GOT IT.
- I FEEL LIKE SUCH AN IDIOT
RIGHT NOW.
NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER
OPENED A PORTHOLE ON A BOAT.
IT'S BEEN IN REVERSE
THE WHOLE TIME.
THE FRICKEN--
[indistinct]
- HOLD ON, BABY!
- YOU HAVE THREE SISTERS,
DON'T YOU?
- TWO.
- ALWAYS WANTED A "SISTAH."
- AWW.
- I MADE KELLEY MY SISTER.
I PUT MAKEUP AND, LIKE, CURLERS
IN HIS HAIR ALL THE TIME.
- THAT'S FUNNY.
- ON A YACHT, YOU GET TO KNOW
YOUR CREW MEMBERS SO WELL.
SO EVEN THOUGH IT'S
ONLY BEEN A FEW DAYS,
I ALMOST FEEL SOME OF THEM
ARE ALREADY LIKE FAMILY.
YOU KNOW, KELLEY AND I,
WE WERE ALL WE HAD FOR A WHILE.
- REALLY?
- AND, LIKE...
MY DAD HAD
HIS MIDLIFE CRISIS AND LEFT,
AND THEN, YOU KNOW, MY MOM
WAS LIKE AN EMOTIONAL WRECK
AND DIDN'T GET OUT OF BED
FOR DAYS.
- WOW, REALLY?
- THEY HAD BEEN SUCH A CONSTANT
AND IT WAS SO SHOCKING
HOW MUCH IT WENT FROM,
LIKE, GOOD TO BAD WITH THEM.
GROWING UP THEY WERE
OUR EVERYTHING,
AND WHEN THEY SPLIT UP,
MY WORLD WAS GONE.
FOR KIDS, YOUR IDENTITY
IS LIKE THE FAMILY.
AND WHEN THAT'S GONE, IT'S LIKE,
WHO AM I?
- HOW OLD WERE YOU THEN?
- 17.
- OH, THAT'S AN AWFUL TIME.
- BUT AT LEAST I HAD A CAR,
BECAUSE I TOOK KELLEY
AND I TO SCHOOL,
AND, LIKE, PICKED HIM UP.
KELLEY AND I COULD RELY
ON EACH OTHER.
THAT IS WHY WE ARE AS CLOSE
AS WE ARE.
AND, NOW, IT HAS BEEN
TEN-PLUS YEARS
THAT WE'VE EVEN LIVED TOGETHER.
- REALLY?
- BUT I THINK
I HAD TO GET OUT OF TEXAS
TO REALLY FIGURE OUT WHO I AM.
KELLEY AND I HAVE BOTH CHANGED
A LOT
SINCE WE'VE LIVED
UNDER THE SAME ROOF.
BUT WE HAVE BOTH MANAGED TO SEE
THAT THERE IS A MUCH BIGGER
WORLD OUT THERE
THAN SMALL-TOWN TEXAS,
AND I'M REALLY THANKFUL
FOR THAT.
- HE'S SO LUCKY TO HAVE YOU.
- OH, I FEEL SO LUCKY
TO HAVE HIM.
I REALLY DO.
- WOULD YOU GIRLS LIKE ANYTHING?
SNACKS OR--
- NO, GOSH.
- YOU'RE OKAY FOR THE MOMENT?
- WHAT WE WANT IS SOME BEEFCAKES
UP HERE,
IF YOU GOT ONE OR TWO
HANGING OUT.
- BEEFCAKES?
- YEAH.
- I JUST THINK, YOU KNOW,
I'LL RADIO BEN
AND I CAN GET THAT UP
ON A PLATE FOR HER RIGHT AWAY.
- SOME GOOD-LOOKING GUYS.
THE GUYS ARE GONE.
WE WANT GEISHA BOYS
TO WAIT ON US.
- OKAY, SO YOU WANT ME
TO GET YOU--
LIKE, ORDER SOME MEN?
- WE DON'T WANT YOU TO IMPORT
THEM IN.
- I'VE NEVER HAD A REQUEST
LIKE THIS.
ANDREW, DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE
TO COME TO THE STEW PANTRY?
BUT I'VE NEVER
HAD AN ANDREW EITHER.
IT'S JUST THE LADIES
ON THE SUN DECK.
THEY JUST WANT
TO KIND OF CELEBRATE,
LIKE, THE WHOLE
CABANA BOY THEME,
YOU KNOW?
- OKAY, OKAY.
- SO DO YOU HAVE ANY SMALL POLOS
AND SMALL T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE?
ANDREW'S GOING TO COME DOWN
AND CHANGE.
- MY DECKHAND SKILLS,
I HAVE SOME WORK TO DO ON THAT.
BUT THIS IS ONE OF
MY STRONG SUITS
AND I'M JUST GLAD THAT I CAN
BRING THIS TO THE TABLE.
- WE NEED SOME STRIPPER MUSIC
OR SOMETHING.
- IS THERE ANY WAY WE CAN GET
A LITTLE BIT
OF STRIPPER MUSIC FOR THIS?
I MEAN, RESPECTABLE DANCER MUSIC
FOR THIS?
- OH, BOY.
- GIVE Y'ALL A MIX OF MONEY.
- AWW.
[laughter]
- LADIES.
all: WHOO!
- THIS FOR ME?
- SEE THAT POLE?
- OH, YES.
- WHY DON'T YOU START
BY GETTING UP THERE?
- WHOO!
- TAKE A VIDEO.
[all cheering]
RIDE 'EM, COWBOY!
- ANDREW LOVES THAT ATTENTION.
HE EATS IT UP,
AND THAT'S WHY WE THREW HIM
TO THE WOLVES.
[cheering]
- GOOD JOB.
- GOOD JOB.
- HE'S A MORON.
- THAT WAS WORTH AT LEAST $50.
GOOD JOB.
- WHOO!
- OH, MY PAYMENT.
- THERE YOU GO.
- COME IN.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- MY LOVE.
- HOW'S IT GOING?
- GOOD.
- IT SEEMS LIKE--
- WELCOME TO MY LAIR.
- I KNOW.
I HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN IN HERE.
IT'S WICKED.
WHAT DO YOU DO
WITH ALL THIS EXTRA SPACE?
YOU SHOULD, LIKE,
RUN A GYM OR SOMETHING.
KAT WAS ADORABLY AWFUL ON
MOTOR YACHT HONOR.
- WHERE DID EVERYBODY GO?
- AND I LOOK FORWARD
TO BEING ENTERTAINED BY IT.
- YOU KNOW, I'M TRYING
TO KEEP THINGS PROFESSIONAL
RIGHT NOW.
- I KNOW, I CAN SEE THAT.
- YOU KNOW, I NEED TO.
- ALMOST A LITTLE
TOO PROFESSIONAL.
- TOO PROFESSIONAL?
- WELL, I WAS HOPING TO,
YOU KNOW,
BREAK THE RULES A LITTLE BIT.
- BREAK THE RULES.
- BEND THE RULES.
- BEN AND I HAD A HISTORY,
BUT I HAVE A BOYFRIEND.
HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND.
SO I WANT TO BE ABLE
TO HAVE A NORMAL RELATIONSHIP.
IT DOESN'T HAVE TO INVOLVE SEX.
THERE IS A LIGHT
AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL,
AND THE LIGHT
IS MY BOYFRIEND'S FACE.
SO I'VE JUST GOT TO GET
THROUGH THAT TUNNEL
AND DON'T LOOK AROUND.
I'M ON GOOD TERMS
WITH THE CAPTAIN NOW.
SINCE IT'S THE FIRST CHARTER,
REALLY TRYING TO, LIKE,
GET TO KNOW HOW EVERYONE WORKS,
YOU KNOW?
- WHAT DO YOU THINK
ABOUT ANDREW?
- ANDREW'S A COMPLETE TOOL.
- HE'S THE HOTTEST GUY
ON THE SHORT BUS.
KATE IS WICKED.
- YEAH, SHE REALLY IS.
- AND SHE TALKS TO ME
REALLY WELL.
AND SHE COULD WRITE A BOOK
ON HOW TO STROKE A CHEF'S EGO.
- THAT SOUNDS PERVERTED,
AND I'M NOT SURE
KATE'S REALLY BEN'S TYPE.
- BE COOL, AND I WANT TO SEE
THAT SMILE MORE.
- YEAH, OKAY.
- YOU LITTLE BUGGER.
- DON'T INTERRUPT ME
ON MY BREAK ANYMORE.
- HEY, LADIES.
- HELLO.
- OH, GIRL!
- Y'ALL LOOK SO CUTE
IN YOUR PAJAMAS.
- WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
- OH, I'VE BEEN LOOKING
FOR Y'ALL.
I DIDN'T REALIZE Y'ALL WERE
HAVING A PJ PARTY IN HERE.
THIS WOMAN IS LIKE
MY KINDRED SPIRIT.
- ALL RIGHT, HERE YOU GO.
IT'S TIME, SORRY.
- SHE'S A WOMAN
LIKE I HOPE TO BE AT HER AGE.
I AM FROM TEXAS WHERE THEY WEAR
THE RED LIPSTICK,
THE BIG HAIR, SO I'M JUST USED
TO POPPING IT ON, YOU KNOW?
- GIRL, THAT'S WHAT WE GOT
GOING ON.
- THE BIGGER THE HAIR,
THE CLOSER TO GOD.
THAT'S WHAT THEY ALWAYS SAY
IN TEXAS.
- EDDIE, EDDIE.
LEE.
- HEY.
- YEAH, WHAT'S YOUR
ANCHOR SCHEDULE LOOK LIKE?
- I'M ON ANCHOR WATCH
UNTIL 7:00.
ANCHOR WATCH
CAN BE A VERY TOUGH SHIFT,
ESPECIALLY
IF YOU'RE NOT GOOD AT, LIKE,
GOING TO SLEEP WHEN YOU NEED TO.
IF YOU'RE AN ANTSY PERSON,
YOU'RE NOT GOOD AT SLEEPING
DURING THE DAY, YOU KNOW,
IT CAN BE TOUGH BECAUSE
YOU'RE GOING TO BE UP ALL NIGHT.
SO, YEAH, IT'S A PAIN,
BUT THAT'S PART OF THE JOB.
- CRAMP, CRAMP.
- WHERE?
- MY BICEP.
- I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU STRETCH
OUT A BICEP, TRUTHFULLY.
- YOU'RE, LIKE, "OH, OH."
- NO, IT'S JUST--
- "I'VE GOT TO STRETCH
OUT MY BICEPS.
I'M GETTING--"
- "DID YOU SEE MY BEACH BALL?
DID IT GO THAT WAY
OR THAT WAY?"
- KELLEY'S JUST LIKE A BIG PIECE
OF MEAT.
I HAVE TO GET AN M&M.
OH, GOD.
- OH, THE ONLY THING I WISH
I HAD RIGHT NOW IS MY DOG.
MY DOG COULD FIT, LIKE,
PERFECTLY RIGHT HERE
AND I WOULD JUST HOLD HIM
AND PASS THE [bleep] OUT.
MY GIRLFRIEND, SHE GOES,
"WHAT'S THE NUMBER ONE THING
YOU'RE GOING TO MISS?"
AND I GO, "MY DOG."
I-I'VE KNOWN HER FOR A MONTH
AND A HALF.
THERE'S NO WAY THAT I'M GOING
TO SAY HER OVER MY DOG.
RIGHT NOW,
I AM CASUALLY DATING SOMEONE,
BUT WE ARE
IN INTERNATIONAL WATERS
AND I'M NOT SURE WHAT THE DATING
GUIDELINES FALL IN THERE.
THAT IS RIDICULOUS.
AND I DO HAVE A HISTORY
OF DATING MY COWORKERS, YES.
YOU DON'T EVEN
GO UP TO MY MIDDLE KNUCKLE.
[laughter]
- IT'S GOING TO BE
LIKE A LITTLE PICNIC.
- I [bleep] HATE BEACH PICNICS.
I SHOULD MAKE WHAT I'M MAKING
IN A MONTH
JUST DOING THIS FOR A DAY.
- SHE'S COMPLAINING
ABOUT EVERYTHING.
- THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
- DON'T MAKE ME HATE YOU.
- UGH!
- EDDIE, EDDIE.
LEE.
GRAB KELLEY AND GET
THE WATERLINE CLEAN, PLEASE.
- WE'RE CLEANING
THE WATERLINE.
- ALL RIGHT, WE ABOUT READY
FOR THIS?
- I'M ABOUT READY.
- THE WATERLINE ACTUALLY
GETS DIRTY PRETTY OFTEN
AND I LEAD BY EXAMPLE AND SO
IF THERE'S A JOB AT HAND
THAT NEEDS TO GET DONE,
I'LL GET IT DONE.
- ARE YOU MISSING YOUR GIRL
BACK HOME?
- YEAH, I DEFINITELY MISS
MY GIRL A LOT.
- IT'S HARD BEING AWAY
FOR THIS LONG.
- YEAH, DEFINITELY.
- AND THEN, LIKE, THE BOATS THAT
I WORK ON BACK HOME, YOU KNOW,
I'M, LIKE, AWAY FOR TWO WEEKS
AT A TIME ALSO,
SO BEFORE I CAME OUT HERE,
I HADN'T SEEN HER
FOR A WHILE ALREADY.
YOU KNOW, LIVING ON A BOAT
WITH A BUNCH OF OTHER GIRLS
REALLY PUTS A LOT OF STRESS
ON A RELATIONSHIP.
I MEAN I'VE GOT TO KEEP
THE LADIES AT BAY SOMETIMES.
YOU KNOW?
I NEED TO GET
A CATTLE PROD SOMETIMES.
GET BACK.
- THAT'S PROBABLY
THE [bleep] THING.
I MISS MY GIRL
AND I MISS MY DOG.
- YEAH, DUDE.
- I WANT TO KNOW WHO'S GOING
TO HOOK UP
WITH WHO ON THIS
FREAKIN' CHARTER.
- I THINK ANDREW WILL HOOK UP
WITH SOMEBODY.
- I THINK SO.
- YEAH!
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, MAN.
- I THINK, IF ANYTHING...
- WHAT?
- SHE--SHE DID NOT TELL ME
SHE HAD A BOYFRIEND.
- [laughs]
NO!
OH, WELL THEN!
- HOLY [bleep].
THAT'S INTERESTING.
SHE DIDN'T
MENTION THAT TO ME.
NOW...
- YEAH.
- ANDREW, WHAT'S YOUR 20?
ANDREW?
DOES ANYBODY HAVE EYES
ON ANDREW?
ANDREW, WHAT THE [bleep]
IS GOING ON?
SOMEONE'S ABOUT TO GET STABBED.
- YEAH, I JUST DIDN'T HAVE
MY EARPIECE IN.
- YOU GOT UP AT WHAT, 6:50?
YOU GOT TO BE ON DECK
AT 6:00.
ALL RIGHT?
- YEAH, I WAS JUST--
- YOU NEED TO GET UP EARLIER.
- OKAY.
I DON'T GET
TO MAKE MY OWN SCHEDULE.
IT IS UP TO THEM WHEN I EAT,
SLEEP, FART, WHATEVER.
- HOW'S EVERYBODY DOING?
YOU GUYS READY TO HAVE
SOME MORE FUN?
- ABSOLUTELY.
WE'RE GOING TO DO
THE BATHS TODAY.
IT'S A REALLY UNIQUE
GRANITE STRUCTURE,
GRANITE BOULDERS, AND JUST
GORGEOUS, LITTLE SANDY BEACHES.
AND THEN WE HAVE
A LITTLE PICNIC LUNCH FOR YOU ON
THE BEACH.
- IT'S GONNA TO BE
LIKE A LITTLE PICNIC.
WE'RE GOING TO DO COOL,
LITTLE SANDWICHES AND STUFF.
RIGHT?
- UH-HUH.
- YEAH.
- IF I WAS GOING
TO HAVE A BEACH PICNIC,
I'D WANT ME TO SET IT UP.
THE SECRET IS A CHECKLIST.
BECAUSE IF YOU GET TO THE BEACH
AND YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN
ONE SPOON,
THE WHOLE BEACH PARTY,
IT'S ALL FOR NOTHING.
- SO AM I GOING TO COME
TO THE BEACH WITH YOU?
- YEAH.
- I [bleep] HATE BEACH PICNICS.
- I'M A LITTLE WORRIED
ABOUT THE FLIES.
- I KNOW, YOU ARE WORRIED
ABOUT THAT.
- DO WE NEED MAYONNAISE?
- NO.
- YOU KNOW, THE CHECKLIST
IS [bleep] THREE PAGES LONG.
I'M JUST, LIKE, [bleep] IT.
THIS IS HELL.
OH, MY GOD,
THIS IS GOING TO BE SUCH A PAIN.
YOU HAVE TO GET ALL THIS STUFF
TOGETHER.
EVERY GODDAMN THING YOU CAN
THINK OF FROM YOUR FORK,
TO YOUR MAYONNAISE,
TO YOUR KETCHUP, TO YOUR BEER,
TO YOUR VODKA, TO YOUR PLATES,
TO YOUR TABLE LINENS.
IT'S A GODDAMN NIGHTMARE.
ARE WE BRINGING MAYONNAISE?
NO.
- NO.
WELL, YOU JUST ASKED THAT.
COME ON.
GET WITH THE PROGRAM.
- I DIDN'T GET AN ANSWER.
- NO.
- SHE SAID, "NO."
- OKAY, ALREADY.
WE DON'T NEED MAYO.
I DON'T NEED EVERYONE PILING
ON ME.
ALL RIGHT, TABLECLOTH,
MAIN PLATES--
- WAIT, STOP.
THE PURPOSE OF THE LIST
IS TO SEE THAT WE HAVE IT.
- I DON'T WANT TO CARRY ALL
THIS STUFF.
THAT WASN'T IN THE CONTRACT.
I SHOULD MAKE WHAT I'M MAKING
IN A MONTH
JUST DOING THIS FOR A DAY.
- DID YOU NOT KNOW
THAT PART OF THE JOB
IS HAVING BEACH PARTIES
AND MAKING DRINKS?
SHE'S COMPLAINING
ABOUT EVERYTHING.
- THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
- NO, NOT THAT MUCH.
IT'S ANNOYING.
- I'D DO ANYTHING TO TAKE A NAP
RIGHT NOW.
- HEY.
- HEY, ANDREW.
- WHAT'S THAT COOLER FOR?
- A BEACH PARTY.
- RIGHT, I'M--SEE?
- SO YOU KNOW THE REST
OF THE GROUP IS GOING TO THE--
WELL, THE GUEST ARE GOING
TO THE BATHS TODAY?
- RIGHT.
- YOU EVER BEEN THERE?
- THE BATHS.
OH, NO, I HAVE NOT.
IT SOUNDS BEAUTIFUL THOUGH.
- IT IS AN AMAZING PLACE.
IT REALLY IS.
- I DOUBT I'M GOING.
- THERE IS A CREW MEMBER
THAT IS GOING,
BUT IT'S NOT GOING TO BE YOU,
MAN.
YOU HAVEN'T STEPPED UP
TO THE PLATE YET.
- I KNOW.
I LOOK CUTE RIGHT NOW.
- NO, YOU DON'T.
TAKE THAT OFF YOUR HEAD.
YOU HAVE TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY.
- WHO'S GOING ANYWAYS?
- JENNICE.
- OH, SHE DESERVES IT.
- SHE DOES.
GETTING OFF THE BOAT
AND GOING ASHORE
AND HANGING OUT WITH THE GUESTS
IS A TREAT.
IF YOU DESERVE IT,
YOU GET TO DO IT,
AND THAT'S WHY ANDREW
CAN'T DO IT.
IF YOU WANT TO GO ON THESE
EXCURSIONS WITH GUESTS,
AND YOU WANT
TO SCHMOOZE WITH GUESTS,
YOU NEED TO DO YOUR FIRST JOB,
AND THAT IS CLEANING THIS BOAT.
WORK COMES FIRST.
SO, I WANT YOU TO DO
THE WINDOWS ON THE BRIDGE.
BY WATCHING ANDREW,
I'M LEARNING THAT HE REALLY HAS
NO WORK ETHIC OR MOTIVATION.
MY JOB IS RIDING ON THIS
AND THAT'S SOMETHING
THAT I CAN'T AFFORD RIGHT NOW.
GET IT DONE.
- SURE THING.
- ALL RIGHT, MAN.
- WIPE DOWN THE TENDER
REAL QUICK, GET IT GUEST-READY.
- SO YOU'RE GOING TO BE
OUR PRIVATE TOUR GUIDE?
- I'M GOING TO TRY.
HAVE YOU BEEN HERE
TO VIRGIN GORDA BEFORE?
NEITHER HAVE I.
- NONE OF THEM HAVE EVER BEEN.
- SO WE'LL ALL EXPERIENCE IT
TOGETHER.
- I'VE STILL GOT TIME, RIGHT?
- YOU HAVE AN HOUR AND 15.
- AND THAT'S IT.
- YEP.
- BYE-BYE.
- ENJOY.
- BYE-BYE.
- ALL RIGHT,
WE'LL TAKE IT EASY, NOW.
- AND THIS IS YOUR FIRST TIME
TOO?
- IT IS, YEAH.
- IF YOU'RE FEELING
LIKE YOU WANT TO EXPLORE,
WE CAN DO IT.
- OKAY, I'M GONNA PULL OUT
OF HERE.
- TALL IS--
- JEEZ!
[laughter]
- WATER.
[indistinct chatter]
- DON'T GO TOO DEEP.
- ONE, TWO, THREE.
all: AH!
- [bleep].
- I'LL GIVE YOU
A CHOPPING BOARD AND A KNIFE.
JUST CUT THE SANDWICHES
INTO KIND OF THREE.
I'M NOT FREAKING OUT.
DON'T WORRY.
- IT'S NOT FREAKING OUT,
BUT THERE IS A SENSE OF URGENCY.
- YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO COME TO THE BEACH?
- NO, LOVE.
I HATE THE BEACH.
- HOW DID YOU
GET INTO ALL THIS?
- I WANTED TO TRAVEL,
AND I DIDN'T HAVE THE MONEY
TO DO IT.
THIS IS THE BEST WAY TO BE
ABLE TO EARN MONEY AND TRAVEL
AT THE SAME TIME.
- YOU'RE A SMART GIRL.
- I WORK ON DECK, SO IT'S
VERY PHYSICALLY DEMANDING,
ESPECIALLY--
- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
- I WORK WITH THE BOYS.
- WHO IS YOUR ROOMMATE?
- KELLEY.
- OH, KELLEY'S YOUR ROOMMATE.
- GOT MYSELF SET UP NICE,
DON'T I?
- YOU DID.
NICE WORK.
- AMY?
- YEAH?
- YOU EVER GET, LIKE,
HOMESICK AND JUST, LIKE,
WANT TO GET OFF THE BOAT AND,
LIKE--JUST PEOPLE AND STUFF?
- OH, MY GOSH.
YEAH, OF COURSE,
ESPECIALLY LIKE--
- I'M SERIOUSLY, LIKE,
OVERWHELMED AS HELL.
- OH, HONEY.
- MY FAMILY
IS A VERY CLOSE-KNIT FAMILY.
SO BEING AWAY FROM PEOPLE
THAT I CAN JUST RELY ON
AND I KNOW INSIDE-OUT
AND I JUST FEEL COMFORTABLE
WITH IS HARD.
I WENT TO BOARDING SCHOOL
AS A KID.
I JUST--I WAS, LIKE,
"YEAH, BOARDING SCHOOL,
"I'M AWAY FROM MY PARENTS,
LIKE,
ALL MY FRIENDS ARE HERE.
THIS IS SO SICK."
AND THEN, LIKE, BY THE THIRD
NIGHT, IT JUST DAWNED ON ME,
LIKE, "I'M ALL ALONE."
LIKE, "WHERE'S MOM?
WHERE'S DAD?
WHERE'S, LIKE--
WHERE'S MY DOG?"
THE BOAT THAT I WORKED
ON PREVIOUSLY
WAS A FAMILY FRIEND.
IT'S JUST--IT'S QUITE EASYGOING
COMPARED TO THIS BOAT
WHERE I'M PRETTY SURE
EVERYBODY WANTS TO KILL ME.
- WE ALL HAVE TO BE THERE
FOR EACH OTHER, YOU KNOW?
SO IT'S LIKE YOU JUST BECOME,
LIKE, FAMILY.
IT'S REALLY HITTING HOME,
BECAUSE,
YES, I'VE GOT KELLEY ON THE
BOAT WITH ME WHICH HAS BEEN
SO COOL TO RECONNECT AND WORK
TOGETHER,
BUT WE LOST TOUCH FOR A LONG
TIME BECAUSE I'VE BEEN DOING
THIS FOR QUITE A WHILE
AND THERE WAS A TIME I SPENT
ALMOST A YEAR IN THE CARIBBEAN.
SO I UNDERSTAND EXACTLY WHERE
HE'S COMING FROM
AND MY HEART GOES OUT TO HIM.
IT'S JUST GOING TO SPEED BY.
- I LIKE YOU.
- YOU KNOW?
- I REALLY, REALLY LIKE YOU.
YOU'RE AWESOME.
- LIKEWISE.
SO YOU'VE GOT THIS.
- EXCITING.
- A HAND DOWN.
OH!
- I REALLY DON'T WANT
TO SHARE ANY SUGAR-FREE RED BULL
WITH THE GUESTS.
I WANT IT ALL FOR MYSELF.
- THEY'RE DOING SOME GIFT
SHOPPING AND THEN WE'LL BE
TO THE DOCKS IN ABOUT MAYBE
TEN MINUTES.
- OKAY, PERFECT.
THANKS.
- PERFECT?
- HAMMER DOWN, HUH?
- OH, MY GOD, THIS IS GOING
TO BE A LONG FREAKIN' DAY
AT THE BEACH.
- GUESTS ARE COMING,
STUFF'S NOT READY
AND KAT IS COMPLAINING A LOT.
SO YOU WANT TO LADLE
THE GAZPACHO?
- UGH!
- AND I WAS SAD INSIDE
BECAUSE I'M THINKING,
"I LIKE YOU AS A PERSON,
DON'T MAKE ME HATE YOU."
I'M GOING TO FINE YOU
A QUARTER EVERY TIME
YOU SAY SOMETHING NEGATIVE.
- YOU KNOW,
I COULD BE NEGATIVE FOUR TIMES
AND THAT'S ONLY A DOLLAR.
AND I'M ONLY SAYING
WHAT EVERYONE ELSE IS THINKING.
NOBODY WANTS TO BE
AT THIS BEACH PICNIC.
- ONE OF YOU GIRLS
GONNA HAVE TO LET ME KNOW
WHEN TO GO GET THE SORBET ALSO.
- SORBET?
- SORBET.
- OH, DID YOU FORGET SPOONS?
- IT MAKES ME MORE FUN.
- OH, HERE THEY ARE.
- [bleep].
THERE'S, LIKE, LITTLE GNATS
ON THOSE.
UGH.
- EW.
- THIS IS A FINE LINE BETWEEN
TOO LATE AND TOO SOON.
- ACTUALLY,
I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR ABOUT
HOW Y'ALL KNOW EACH OTHER.
- KAT AND I WORKED ON A BOAT
TOGETHER.
- CAN YOU MAKE THAT STORY
A LITTLE BIT LONGER
WITH A LITTLE BIT MORE DETAIL?
- HEY!
- WELCOME TO THE BEACH.
- HOW WERE THE BATHS?
- GREAT.
GREAT.
- LOOKS BEAUTIFUL.
- WHY DON'T START OFF
WITH SOME COCKTAILS
IF YOU'D LIKE?
- GOOD. NO HUG FOR ME?
REALLY?
- HEY, KELLEY.
- THE BEST SISTER IN THE WORLD.
WHOO!
- IS EVERYONE HUNGRY?
all: YES.
- BEN PREPARED A GAZPACHO
AND ALSO LOBSTER TAIL.
all: OH!
- WE'RE TALKING, NOW, HUH?
- HE SAID TO TOP IT
WITH JUST A SPLASH OF VODKA.
- HERE'S TO THAT.
- JUST A SPLASH.
- JUST A SPLASH, OKAY.
- I'VE NEVER HAD LUNCH
WITH QUITE THIS VIEW.
- IT DON'T GET MUCH BETTER
THAN THIS.
- HEY, SMILE.
- PEOPLE KEEP TRYING TO TAKE
PICTURES OF ME AND THEM,
BUT THEY DON'T KNOW THAT I DON'T
LIKE PICTURES OF ME.
- LOOK AND SMILE.
SMILE.
YOU CAN SEND IT
TO YOUR BOYFRIEND.
- SO KELLEY FOUND OUT
I HAVE A BOYFRIEND.
HMM.
- THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
- SOMETIMES, THERE ARE PEOPLE
IN LIFE THAT YOU MEET
AND YOU ALREADY KNOW THEM,
AND KELLEY'S ONE OF THEM.
- GOD, IT'S PRETTY HERE.
- YEAH.
- THERE'S OBVIOUSLY
A CONNECTION THERE BETWEEN US.
BUT, YOU KNOW, FOR HER
NOT TELLING ME SHE HAD
A BOYFRIEND, I MEAN,
I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT ARE YOU GOING
TO DO ON YOUR DAY OFF?
- IF I AM SLEEPING ON A DAY OFF,
YOU HAVE FULL RIGHT TO, LIKE,
TURN ON ALL THE LIGHTS
AND PUSH ME OUT OF MY BED.
- NO, BECAUSE I'LL PROBABLY
BE SLEEPING BELOW YOU.
- WHAT?
- YEAH.
- I'VE BEEN AWAY FROM
MY BOYFRIEND FOR A LONG TIME
AND I'VE NEVER REALLY HAD
A REAL BOYFRIEND.
I'M IN A CONFUSING SITUATION.
THAT'S FOR SURE.
- I DON'T THINK I'LL END UP
MARRYING THIS GIRL
THAT I'M WITH NOW,
BUT I THINK, FOR NOW,
IT'S PERFECT WHERE
I'M AT IN LIFE.
- SHE'S MRS. RIGHT,
NOT MRS. RIGHT NOW.
OH, NO.
both: SHE'S MRS. RIGHT NOW,
BUT SHE'S NOT MRS. RIGHT.
- YEP.
- KELLEY AND JENNICE HAVE BEEN
GETTING A LITTLE MORE CLOSE.
YEAH, THAT DOESN'T HAVE DISASTER
WRITTEN ALL OVER IT OR ANYTHING.
NO, SOUNDS LIKE
A GREAT [bleep] IDEA.
- I'M GOING TO FLIRT WITH YOU,
BUT IT'S ALL IN FUN AND GAMES.
- DEALING WITH ANDREW
IS HARD ENOUGH.
I REALLY CAN'T DEAL
WITH UNNEEDED DRAMA
WITHIN OUR CREW.
- YEAH, WHO KNOWS WHERE
WE'LL BE IN A YEAR FROM NOW?
- RIGHT?
- THAT WAS FUN.
- YEAH.
CHECK THAT OFF
THE BUCKET LIST.
- THANK YOU.
- WELCOME BACK.
- HEY, HOW YOU DOING?
- THANK YOU.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- HEY, MY LOVE.
MWAH.
AND BUMP.
- SO COME WORK ON A YACHT
AND BE MISERABLE
AND SERVE PEOPLE
TILL YOUR FINGERS BLEED.
- THAT'S 25¢¢.
- GET ME THE [bleep]
OUT OF HERE.
- BEACH PICNICS ARE A NECESSARY
EVIL TO ALL CHARTERS.
- OH, MY GOD,
THAT'S A QUARTER FOR ME.
- OKAY, FAIR.
- I THINK I COULD DO SOME WORK
IN THIS KITCHEN.
- RIGHT?
HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
- LOOKING AT THAT OCEAN
WITH THAT BEAUTIFUL
TABLE-SETTING AND TENTS
AND OUR LOBSTER AND OUR LUNCH,
IT WAS PERFECT.
- WELL, WE AIM TO PLEASE, BUT
WE ARE ALSO REALLY APPRECIATIVE.
- HOW LONG IS IT GOING TO TAKE
ME TO DO THIS?
LOOK AT IT.
- I THINK FOR DAY THREE,
THIS IS AN AMBITIOUS
NAPKIN FOLD.
OR DO LIKE A REALLY SIMPLE
COLUMN.
HOW ABOUT THIS ONE?
- OH, OKAY.
OKAY, MAYBE NOT.
- MAYBE A PLEAT.
HOW ABOUT A PLEAT?
GET CREATIVE.
PAPER AIRPLANE.
- NO, THAT'S UGLY.
- AH, NOT YET.
I'M STILL--
AS A CHIEF STEW,
I'VE GOT VERY HIGH STANDARDS,
BECAUSE THAT'S JUST
WHAT THE JOB IS.
AND SOMETIMES I NEED
TO ENCOURAGE MY OTHER
STEWARDESSES TO RAISE
THEIR STANDARDS.
- [bleep].
UGH!
OH, MY GOD, THIS IS GOING
TO PISS ME OFF.
IN KATE'S HEAD EVERYTHING
HAS TO BE PERFECT.
I MEAN, THAT'S A LOT
OF PRESSURE, FOR ME.
I LIKE THE SOCIAL ASPECTS
OF YACHTING A LOT
AND THE ADVENTURES,
BUT, WOW, THERE'S SO MUCH WORK.
[bleep] THE WORK.
IF THIS IS ANYTHING
LIKE CHANGING A KIDS' DIAPER,
I JUST SHOULD
NEVER HAVE CHILDREN.
UGH, CAN'T I JUST TIE
THIS INTO A LASSOO
AND HANG MYSELF RIGHT NOW?
IS IT CALLED A LASSOO?
I NEED A NAPKIN FOLDING BOOK.
UGH.
- I'M SURE THERE'S ONE.
MAYBE IN HERE.
HERE.
- OH, LOOK AT THAT.
MY PRAYERS WERE ANSWERED.
THE SIMPLE ART
OF NAPKIN FOLDING.
SHE HANDS ME A BOOK.
AND THEN I'M READING THE BOOK
AND I COULDN'T EVEN FIGURE OUT
THE DIRECTIONS.
OH, MY GOD.
I FELT LIKE I WAS DEAF AND DUMB.
HI.
- YES, I'M HAVING DIFFICULTY
FOLDING THESE NAPKINS.
I'M JUST KIDDING.
NO, I'M FINE.
- WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO?
- I'M TRYING TO HELP KAT OUT.
SHE'S HAVING A DIFFICULT TIME
WITH THE NAPKINS.
- DO WE NEED TO FOLD THEM?
- WELL, SHE'S GOT A BOOK OUT
FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I THOUGHT SHE JUST KNEW
HOW TO DO IT.
- CHARTING A YACHT SHOULD BE
THE MOST SPECIAL EXPERIENCE
ON THE PLANET.
IT IS THE UPPER ECHELON
OF SERVICE.
- I DON'T KNOW IF
I KNOW HOW TO DO THAT.
- WELL, THAT'S WHY
SHE'S GOT THE BOOK.
THEY'RE BEHIND,
SO WE'RE PROBABLY GOING--
- OH, DO YOU NEED--
- WE'RE TRYING TO HELP YOU.
- THEY'RE NOT PAYING
TO FOLD THEIR OWN NAPKINS.
THEY'RE PAYING US TO DO IT
FOR THEM.
I DON'T THINK THAT'S GOING
TO BE GOOD FOR THE TIP.
- ONE MORE TIME.
- ALL RIGHT, KAT,
WE'LL SEE YOU SHORTLY.
- POTENTIALLY COMMITTING
PROFESSIONAL SUICIDE.
- I'M GOING IN.
- OKAY, GOOD LUCK.
- WHERE ARE THEY?
- I WISH YOU ALL THE BEST.
- MISS GEORGIA HAS INSISTED
THAT I HAVE DINNER WITH THEM
AGAIN THIS EVENING.
THE LAST DINNER
WAS OVER THE TOP.
- ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
WHOO-WHOO!
[laughter]
- I HOPE THAT SHE KEEPS HER
ASSETS ON THAT SIDE
OF THE TABLE TONIGHT.
THAT WOULD BE NICE.
- OH, MY GOD.
- LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED.
- ALL EYES RIGHT UP HERE.
WHOO-WHOO.
YOU CAN'T EVEN TELL
FROM THIS AREA.
- CAN I GET YOUR LAST NAME?
- ROSBACH.
- GEORGIA ROSBACH.
- GEORGIA--
- IT'S GOT A LITTLE RING TO IT.
- SO IT'S LIKE GEORGIA--
WHOO-WHOO.
- I MEAN, COME ON.
- YEAH, WHO CARES?
- YAY.
- THANK YOU.
- YOU HAVE A GREAT STAFF.
I KNOW YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT.
- WE DON'T HAVE
A COMPLAINT ABOUT ANYONE.
[laughter]
- BUT KAT...
- GOOD.
- OH, YEAH, THEY REALLY HAVE.
ENJOY.
- HURRY BACK.
- OKAY.
- [humming]
- OH, MY GOD, I'M EXHAUSTED.
- WE ARE SO LUCKY
THAT OUR FIRST CHARTER GUESTS
ARE SO NICE.
- DID YOU WAIT TABLES
OR BARTEND WHEN YOU WERE,
LIKE, IN COLLEGE OR WHATEVER?
THERE IS THE KISS OF DEATH,
THE VERBAL TIP.
WHENEVER SOMEBODY'S
A LITTLE TOO COMPLIMENTARY,
A LITTLE TOO NICE,
THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GETTING.
I DON'T WANT YOUR KIND WORDS.
KIND WORDS DON'T BUY ME
PURSES AND SUNGLASSES.
TALK IS CHEAP.
BERKINS ARE NOT.
- THAT'S THE SCARIEST THING.
- IT MIGHT BE--
- I'M HOPING YOU'RE WRONG.
- ME TOO.
- LAST NIGHT KATHLEEN CAME IN
FROM--
- OUR ROOM DID--OH, NO.
SHE WAS--
- I KNOW.
I HEARD SOME OF IT.
BUT SHE GOES, "THEY TOTALLY
HAVE A CRUSH ON EACH OTHER."
- WE'RE GOOD FRIENDS,
BUT NO CRUSH.
- LOOK AT YOU BLUSHING.
- WELL, BECAUSE YOU'RE
CALLING ME OUT.
[bleep].
YOU'RE TOTALLY BLUSHING.
NEVER.
NEVER, NEVER.
- OH, MY GOD.
- I'M NOT BLUSHING.
- SITTING IN A TREE.
I DON'T KNOW IF KELLEY AND
JENNICE ARE GOING TO HOOK UP,
BUT I AM REALLY PARTICULAR
ABOUT HIS GIRLFRIENDS.
BUT I WAS THINKING ABOUT IT.
- WE'RE ADULTS NOW TOO.
LIKE, RELEARNING HOW
EACH OTHER IS AS AN ADULT
LIVING TOGETHER.
- THE LAST TIME
I, LIKE, REALLY SPENT, LIKE,
QUALITY TIME, LIKE,
ME AND MY SISTER BONDING,
WAS 12 YEARS AGO WHEN SHE WAS,
LIKE, DRIVING ME TO SCHOOL
EVERY DAY BEFORE
SHE LEFT FOR COLLEGE.
AND THAT WAS HARD FOR ME.
I'M JUST TRYING TO, LIKE--
[farts]
- DID YOU POOT?
- NO.
- OH, MY GOSH, KELLEY.
THAT IS SO RANK.
SERIOUSLY, I'M ABOUT
TO GO TO BED.
OH, GOSH!
[laughter]
[laughter]
- OKAY.
[screaming]
- [gasps]
- WHO WAS THAT?
- OH, MY GOD.
[indistinct chatter]
- HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.
MOVE AWAY, PLEASE.
- OH, GOD!
- ANDREW.
EDDIE.
ONE OF THE CHARTER GUESTS
LOVES CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES.
PLEASE MAKE SOME.
[knock on door]
- HEY, BEN.
- YEAH?
HELLO?
- HEY, BEN.
- YEAH, WHO'S THAT?
COME IN.
- HEY, BRO.
DON'T SHOOT THE MESSENGER.
- SURE, WHAT DO YOU WANT?
- SOME GUEST IS REQUESTING
THAT THEY HAVE
SOME CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES
FOR LIKE A SNACK TONIGHT.
- THAT'S FINE.
- OH, I FEEL LIKE I FEEL BETTER
AT THIS POINT.
I WORKED MYSELF UP SO MUCH,
'CAUSE, YOU KNOW--
- WOULD YOU FEEL BETTER
IF I PUNCHED YOU?
- I THINK I WOULD.
- IT WOULD MAKE MORE SENSE,
RIGHT?
- PUNCH MY HAND.
THAT COULD'VE BEEN MY FACE.
- [chuckles]
ALL RIGHT, I'M UP.
- THANKS AGAIN,
FOR NOT PUNCHING ME IN MY NOSE.
I NEED IT TO BREATHE.
I NEED IT TO BREATHE.
- WE ARE UP AND LOCKED.
- OKAY, WE'RE OUT OF HERE, GANG.
- I HAD WASHED A BLACK SKIRT
AND PAIR OF JEANS
THAT WERE IN THE DRYER.
- EVERYTHING I TOOK OUT
OF THAT DRYER WAS WHITE.
- KAT AND I, LIKE, IT'S BEEN
INTERESTING GETTING BACK
TO WORK WITH EACH OTHER.
I FORGET HOW REALLY GOOD FRIENDS
WE WERE.
IT'S HARD BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T
EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE HOW FAR APART
WE GOT AND HOW AWKWARD
IT GOT BETWEEN US.
OKAY, WELL,
IT WAS MY BLACK SKIRT FOR TODAY.
JUST STUFF WAS
IN THE SAME DRYER.
- I HAVEN'T TOUCHED ANY LAUNDRY.
- ALL RIGHT, LOCK THAT IN.
LOCK IT IN, ANDREW.
TAKE A WRAP ON IT.
- HEY?
- TAKE A WRAP.
- TAKE A WRAP?
- TAKE A WRAP.
YOU CAN'T HOLD IT.
LET'S TIGHTEN UP
ON THOSE SPRINGS.
- [bleep].
- LET'S GET AN ASSIST UP HERE
ON THE FORWARD SPRING LINE
WITH ANDREW.
- I CAN'T GET TO THE BLUE.
IT'S LIKE A--
- WELL, THE BLUE MIGHT
NOT BE RIGHT
'CAUSE THERE'S DIFFERENT LINES.
LET GO.
LET GO.
LET GO.
- ALL RIGHT, THOSE ARE SET.
- ROGER THAT.
THANK YOU.
- THIS IS BASIC DECKHAND
STUFF HERE.
HE SHOULD KNOW THIS.
SOMETHING'S WRONG.
SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT
WITH THIS GUY.
- HOW SMOOTH DO YOU THINK
THAT WENT?
- THAT WAS ABOUT AS SMOOTH
AS SANDPAPER.
- A LITTLE ROUGH, RIGHT?
I THOUGHT SO.
- A LITTLE ROUGH?
THAT [bleep] SUCKED.
- THAT WAS PRETTY BRUTAL.
- I'M SO READY FOR THIS CHARTER
TO BE OVER.
ARE WE GOING TO DRINK
WINE TONIGHT?
- WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING
GOING ON TOMORROW GUEST-WISE.
THERE'S NO REASON
WHY WE CAN'T GO OUT.
- THERE'S OUR GROUP.
- WE DON'T WANT TO LEAVE Y'ALL.
ONE MORE DRINK.
CHEERS, Y'ALL.
- THANK YOU.
- WE HAD A BALL.
- WE'RE GOING TO MISS YOU GUYS.
- IT'S THE BEST VACATION
WE'VE EVER HAD.
- THIS SEASON IS STARTING OFF
AMAZING.
WE PULLED OFF THIS GREAT
FIRST CHARTER AND HOPEFULLY
IT'S ONLY GOING TO GO UP
FROM HERE.
- THERE ARE NO WORDS.
I'VE GOT A LITTLE SOMETHING
FOR YOU, TOO.
- OH, THANK YOU.
IT WAS CERTAINLY A PLEASURE
HAVING YOU ONBOARD.
- WELL, THANK YOU.
- THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- THANK YOU.
- CHEERS.
- THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN,
Y'ALL.
- ATTENTION ALL CREW.
I NEED EVERYBODY DOWN
IN THE CREW MESS ASAP.
- I'M A LITTLE WORRIED
ABOUT THE TIP.
I REALLY HOPE
IT'S JUST NOT VERBAL.
- SO, HOW DID YOU GUYS THINK
THE CHARTER WENT?
- GREAT.
- JENNICE, YOU'RE NO LONGER
THE JUNIOR DECKHAND
AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED.
ALL IN ALL, I THINK THE CHARTER
WENT REALLY, REALLY WELL.
I DO HAVE A COUPLE OF AREAS
THAT I THINK WE NEED TO WORK ON.
AND I THINK--
15 LARGE TO SPLIT UP.
all: OH!
- BLOW OFF SOME STEAM?
FAIR ENOUGH?
- THEY LEFT US $15,000.
HEY!
FIRST CHARTER.
BOOM!
- $1,300 EACH.
AMAZING.
- I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER LOOKED
AT THIS MUCH MONEY AT ONE TIME.
- THANK YOU.
- LADIES.
- I COMPLETELY MISJUDGED
GEORGIA AND HER FRIENDS.
NOT ONLY WERE THEY KIND
AND SWEET AND COMPLIMENTARY,
BUT THEY ALSO TIPPED US
QUITE GENEROUSLY.
- KELLEY, THANK YOU, SIR.
NICELY DONE.
EDDIE, GOOD JOB.
THANK YOU.
- THANK YOU, CAPTAIN.
AND I'M OUT OF HERE.
- DON'T GO RUNNING OFF, EDDIE,
I'VE GOT SOMETHING ELSE TO SAY.
MY POLICY ON TIPS,
EVERYBODY GETS AN EQUAL SHARE
AND IF YOU DON'T DESERVE
AN EQUAL SHARE,
YOU ALSO GET A LITTLE SOMETHING
EXTRA IN YOUR PAY ENVELOPE
ALONG WITH YOUR EQUAL SHARE
AND THAT'S A ONE-WAY
PLANE TICKET OUT OF HERE.
SO, ANDREW, TAKE THAT TO HEART.
- YOU'RE SCARING ME, SIR.
- YOU WERE CLOSE.
- UGH.
- ANDREW.
- THANK YOU, SIR.
- THINK ABOUT IT.
- YES, THAT'S ALL I'M THINKING
ABOUT RIGHT NOW, ACTUALLY.
- ALL RIGHT.
I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO BE
MENTIONING THAT EVER AGAIN.
- ANDREW GOT THE SAME AMOUNT
OF TIP?
- THAT WAS BULL[bleep] ,
ABSOLUTE BULL[bleep].
- AND TO SEE HIM JUST SMUGLY
ACCEPT IT,
HAVING DONE [bleep] ALL,
IT PISSED ME OFF
AND IT PISSED EVERYONE ELSE OFF.
AND I'M DAMNED
IF IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN AGAIN.
- GOOD JOB.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- WHOO!
GOOD JOB, TEAM!
- LET'S GO AHEAD
AND KNOCK SOME STUFF OUT
THIS AFTERNOON,
GET AS MUCH BUTTONED UP
AS WE CAN.
YOU GUYS CAN HAVE A LITTLE
TIME TO YOURSELVES THIS EVENING.
YOU GO BACK AND--FAIR ENOUGH?
[all cheering]
- WHOO, I'M ALL PUMPED UP.
- DUDE, AFTER
THIS FIRST CHARTER, MAN, I--
- NO, NOW YOU'VE GOT A TASTE
OF THE MONEY--
ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE IT
SERIOUSLY NOW?
IF YOU HAVE
A MASSIVE WORK ETHIC,
IT'S FORGIVABLE.
BUT YOU'VE SHOWED SIGNS
OF NOT HAVING
A MASSIVE WORK ETHIC,
AND THAT'S UNFORGIVABLE.
ANDREW IS A BIG [bleep]-UP
AND SHOULD HAVE BEEN FIRED.
YOU DON'T DESERVE THE TIP.
SO BASICALLY YOU HAVE MAKING UP
TO DO, RIGHT?
- YES.
YES, OF COURSE.
- SO, BASICALLY,
YOU OWE US LABOR,
RIGHT?
- YES, YES.
- OKAY.
GOOD.
SO GO AND WORK YOUR ASS OFF
INSTEAD OF STANDING IN HERE.
BECAUSE THEN SOMEONE ELSE
WON'T HAVE TO DO THAT FOR YOU.
- YEAH.
NOW YOU'RE JUST BEING A DICK,
BUT OKAY.
- I KIND OF WANT TO RUN OVER
TO THAT BEACH.
- LET'S DO IT.
- ONE FOOT OFF THE BOAT,
TWO FEET ON THE BEACH.
- KAT'S BEEN SO NEGATIVE,
AND AS HER CHIEF STEW,
I JUST KIND OF FEEL LIKE
IT'S MY JOB TO, LIKE,
SNAP HER OUT OF IT.
IT'S KIND OF LIKE
A PERSONAL CHALLENGE.
LIKE, YOU'RE GOING
TO BE MY FRIEND.
I JUST WANT TO SIT DOWN
AND CHILL OUT.
- YEAH, I'D LOVE THAT.
- TALK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE
BUT WORK.
I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT KAT.
BECAUSE, HONESTLY--
- WELL, I'LL TELL YOU
ALL ABOUT KAT.
KAT WANTS TO GO TO THE BAR.
- NO.
- KAT COMES
FROM AN AMAZING FAMILY,
COLLEGE DEGREE.
- I ONLY GOT MY COLLEGE DEGREE
BECAUSE MY PARENTS
WOULD REALLY LIKE IT.
BUT DURING COLLEGE I GOT
THIS JOB AND I HAD THIS BOSS
WHO, LIKE, LOVED ME.
I WAS HER PERSONAL ASSISTANT.
SHE HAD A SUGAR DADDY.
I WALK IN TO MY COMPUTER,
MANOLO BLAHNIK SHOE BOX.
EVERY DAY
AFTER THAT I GOT A NEW PRESENT,
WHICH WAS FUN.
- THE GIRL WAS GIVING YOU
THE PRESENTS?
- SHE WAS LIKE 38,
REDHEADED AND--
- WAS SHE A LESBIAN?
- ISH, BUT NOT WITH ME.
- KATE HAD A SUGAR MAMA,
WHO HAD A SUGAR DADDY,
SO NOW KATE ESSENTIALLY
HAS A SUGAR GRANDPA.
I'M THINKING,
ALL SHE WANTS IS A SUGAR DADDY.
- SHE REALLY WAS PSYCHO,
SO I LEFT.
GRADUATED FROM COLLEGE.
I WAS, LIKE, "I'M SPOILED.
I'M DRIVING A JAGUAR.
I'M A SPOILED BRAT."
I WAS, LIKE,
"MAYBE I'LL TRY YACHTING.
"I'LL PROBABLY END UP DATING,
LIKE,
AN OWNER'S SON OR SOMETHING."
- YEAH, THAT'S REALLY SHALLOW.
- I WAS.
I DID NOT KNOW
WHAT HARD WORK WAS.
ALL I'D EVER DONE WAS,
LIKE, COCKTAIL WAITRESS.
HE JUST GAVE ME $100 FOR
DELIVERING ONE BOTTLE, YAY!
YOU THINK I LOVE
CLEANING TOILETS?
NO.
BUT I'M NEVER GOING TO FIND
SOMETHING THAT LETS ME TRAVEL
THE WORLD,
MAKE TONS OF MONEY,
RUB ELBOWS WITH CELEBRITIES
AND BILLIONAIRES.
IT'S JUST--
THERE'S NOTHING LIKE IT.
I LIKE YACHTING
BUT IT'S JUST SO EXHAUSTING.
- WHAT SHIRT?
- UGH.
- I'VE GOT TAPE FOR YOU.
- OKAY, PERFECT.
- NO MATTER WHAT,
WE STILL LOOK HOTTER
THAN WE DO WHEN WE WAKE UP
AND CLEAN TOILETS.
SO LET'S JUST GO.
- CAN YOU PUT THIS ON FOR ME?
- SURE.
- HERE'S TO AN AMAZING
FIRST CHARTER.
HERE WE GO.
all: CHEERS!
- HERE'S TO A GREAT SEASON.
- WHOO!
- YEAH!
- YEAH, DRINK.
- I'M GONNA DRINK.
- I LOVE IT WHEN YOU
HAVE SIBLINGS ON THE BOAT.
I THINK THAT'S AWESOME.
- I DO TOO.
- I LOVE THAT.
- SO, EDDIE, SINCE I WAS 14,
WE'VE ONLY SEEN EACH OTHER,
LIKE, A FEW DAYS AT A TIME.
- WHY IS THAT?
- SHE WENT TO COLLEGE
AND THEN I WENT
TO THE MARINE CORPS,
AND THEN I GOT HERE
AND SHE WAS WORKING ON BOATS.
- THAT'S REALLY SPECIAL, THEN.
THAT YOU'RE ABLE TO COME OUT
HERE AND, LIKE, SPEND THESE SIX,
SEVEN WEEKS, YOU KNOW, TOGETHER.
- HE'S BEEN REALLY HELPING ME.
LIKE, BECAUSE WE'VE HAD
A LOT OF STUFF GOING ON
IN THE INSIDE.
- ACTUALLY, I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR
ABOUT
HOW Y'ALL KNOW EACH OTHER.
YOU GUYS--YOU TWO.
HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN--
- KAT AND I WORKED ON A BOAT
TOGETHER.
- WHERE?
- WE MET IN ARUBA.
- YEAH.
IT WAS NICE.
YEAH.
- AH, CAN YOU MAKE THAT STORY
A LITTLE BIT LONGER
WITH A LITTLE BIT MORE DETAIL?
- ME AND AMY HIT IT OFF
RIGHT AWAY.
WE COULD TALK ABOUT ANYTHING.
GOOD TIMES.
- AH, NOTHING, NOTHING
TO SAY ABOUT IT?
NO FUNNY STORIES?
WHAT HAPPENED?
THAT'S A RED FLAG.
LIKE, WHAT ARE THEY HIDING?
- I'M GOING TO GO SMOKE
A CIGARETTE.
WITH MY CAT.
- IT'S, LIKE,
REALLY PEACEFUL HERE, HUH?
- YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES
THIS ALL THAT MUCH BETTER,
IS THAT I'M GETTING
TO SPEND TIME WITH MY SISTER.
I, LIKE, LITERALLY--
- AWW.
I KNOW.
- I HAVEN'T--WE HAVEN'T SPENT
TIME WITH EACH OTHER
SINCE WE WERE--
- I KNOW.
- GOD.
- OH, DON'T CRY, KELLEY.
DON'T CRY.
YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME CRY.
KELLEY.
I'M, LIKE, SO THANKFUL
TO HAVE YOU IN THIS EXPERIENCE,
LIKE SOMEONE I CAN COMPLETELY
150% COUNT ON,
AND I HATE THAT I WAS NOT THERE
FOR YOU.
I COULD'VE REALLY HELPED YOU
THROUGH,
LIKE, MOM AND DAD'S DIVORCE AND,
LIKE, ALL THAT, YOU KNOW?
- DON'T REGRET ANYTHING.
- I KNOW.
- YOU'VE MADE IT UP
TEN TIMES SINCE THEN.
MY SISTER CARES FOR ME.
IT, UH, DOES THIS TO ME...
BECAUSE I MISS MY SISTER
A LOT AND--
I JUST LOVE YOU,
EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE.
- AWW, SERIOUSLY.
I LOVE YOU.
- YAY.
- GREAT [bleep] JOB.
GREAT JOB.
- COME HERE.
- UGH.
- I'M NOT LETTING YOU GO HOME
IF I GO OUT.
OKAY?
YOU'RE COMING OUT WITH ME.
- ALL RIGHT, LOVE.
- THANKS.
- ALL RIGHT,
I'LL DO THE KICKING.
- OKAY.
WE'RE GOING TO BREAK
THIS SWING.
- OH, NO!
- [bleep]!
- OH, [bleep]!
- WHO WAS THAT?
- YOU ALL RIGHT?
- [bleep]!
- OH, GOD!
- [bleep]!
- HEY BUDDY, WAIT HERE.
- HEY, HEY, HEY.
HEY, HEY, HEY.
- IS THAT MY BROTHER?
OH, MY GOD.
- MOVE AWAY, PLEASE.
- OH, GOD.
KELLEY!
- NEXT TIME, ON BELOW DECK...
- KELLEY HIT HIS HEAD.
HE'S GOING TO THE HOSPITAL.
DO YOU HAVE A REPLACEMENT?
- DO WE NEED A REPLACEMENT?
- THAT'S PRETTY
[bleep] IGNORANT.
- ANY "BITCH WORK"
WILL FALL ON ME.
- WHAT YOU JUST SAID
WAS DEROGATORY TOWARDS WOMEN.
- YOU'RE MORE OF A MAN
THAN I AM IN THIS JOB.
- I'M MORE OF A DECKHAND
THAN HE IS.
- CHEERS.
- CHEERS, LOVE.
- KAT AND I DID HAVE A LITTLE
THING AND IT'S A REALLY
AWKWARD SITUATION BECAUSE
WE BOTH HAVE SIGNIFICANT OTHERS.
- I'M OUT OF CONTROL!
- I'M LOOKING AT ALL THESE
CALIFORNIA AUGMENTED WOMEN
RELIVING THEIR GLORY YEARS.
- I WOULD LIKE KETEL
WITH LITTLE STRAWBERRIES
AND A LITTLE, MAYBE,
LAVENDER SYRUP.
- COULD I GET
A HARVEY WALLBANGER?
- SURE.
- A MOJITO FOR ME.
- YEAH, SURE, WHATEVER.
I'LL THROW SOME [bleep]
IN A CUP.
AND A BENDY STRAW.
I THINK THE BRUNETTE LADY
IS A LITTLE HIGH MAINTENANCE.
- I HATE TO DO THIS,
BUT IT IS WEIGHING ON ME.
- I'VE GOT FIVE
NEW CREW MEMBERS.
KATE.
I HAVE NEVER,
EVER HAD A CHIEF STEW WALK
DOWN THE DOCK
LOOKING LIKE YOU LOOK.
I MEAN SHE LOOKS
LIKE SHE CHARTERED THE BOAT.
- [bleep].
YOU'RE KIDDING ME.
THAT IS A DIRTY BOAT.
- [bleep].
WE HAVE SO MUCH WORK TO DO.
- MY BOYFRIEND
IS SEVERAL THOUSAND MILES
AWAY FROM ME RIGHT NOW,
AND KELLY WITHOUT A SHIRT ON
IS THREE FEET AWAY.
OOH-RAH, HOMEY.
- DO I MAKE YOU HORNY?
[laughs]
- ANDREW, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT HE THINKS HE'S DOING.
I DON'T THINK
IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO.
I THINK IT'S UNPROFESSIONAL.
[laughter]
- QUITE THE SETUP.
- I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU FOREVER,
AND HERE WE ARE SHARING
A TUNA CAN OF A ROOM TOGETHER.
- AMY AND I USED TO BE
REALLY CLOSE FRIENDS,
BUT THERE WAS A FALLING OUT
THAT I WASN'T INFORMED ABOUT,
SO I'M NOT SURE
WHERE WE STAND NOW.
- WHEN I'D RUN INTO YOU
IN FORT LAUDERDALE,
YOU WERE KIND OF STANDOFFISH.
- NO.
- BULL[bleep].
SHE'S MAKING THINGS
AWKWARD BETWEEN US.
- I'M BUSTING MY ASS
ALL DAY.
- NO, YOU'VE BEEN SITTING
AROUND CHITCHATTING.
- YOU ARE SO RIGHT.
- DON'T GET A [bleep] ATTITUDE,
'CAUSE THEN IT WILL GET BAD.
- ANDREW'S PORTHOLE WAS LEFT
OPEN WHILE WE WERE TRAVELING.
- YOU'RE STARTING TO SCARE ME,
ANDREW.
- I'M SCARED TOO.
[upbeat music]
♪♪ ♪♪
- ANDREW AND EDDIE'S PORTHOLE
WAS LEFT OPEN
WHILE WE WERE TRAVELING.
THERE'S SALTWATER
ALL OVER THE BATHROOM.
- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
- [bleep]. GO GET A WET VAC.
GET THIS [bleep] SUCKED UP.
FUN AND GAMES ARE OVER.
I WANT HIM ON HIS [bleep] HANDS
AND KNEES DOING THAT.
- YEAH, YOU GOT IT.
- I FEEL LIKE SUCH AN IDIOT
RIGHT NOW.
NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER
OPENED A PORTHOLE ON A BOAT.
IT'S BEEN IN REVERSE
THE WHOLE TIME.
THE FRICKEN--
[indistinct]
- HOLD ON, BABY!
- YOU HAVE THREE SISTERS,
DON'T YOU?
- TWO.
- ALWAYS WANTED A "SISTAH."
- AWW.
- I MADE KELLEY MY SISTER.
I PUT MAKEUP AND, LIKE, CURLERS
IN HIS HAIR ALL THE TIME.
- THAT'S FUNNY.
- ON A YACHT, YOU GET TO KNOW
YOUR CREW MEMBERS SO WELL.
SO EVEN THOUGH IT'S
ONLY BEEN A FEW DAYS,
I ALMOST FEEL SOME OF THEM
ARE ALREADY LIKE FAMILY.
YOU KNOW, KELLEY AND I,
WE WERE ALL WE HAD FOR A WHILE.
- REALLY?
- AND, LIKE...
MY DAD HAD
HIS MIDLIFE CRISIS AND LEFT,
AND THEN, YOU KNOW, MY MOM
WAS LIKE AN EMOTIONAL WRECK
AND DIDN'T GET OUT OF BED
FOR DAYS.
- WOW, REALLY?
- THEY HAD BEEN SUCH A CONSTANT
AND IT WAS SO SHOCKING
HOW MUCH IT WENT FROM,
LIKE, GOOD TO BAD WITH THEM.
GROWING UP THEY WERE
OUR EVERYTHING,
AND WHEN THEY SPLIT UP,
MY WORLD WAS GONE.
FOR KIDS, YOUR IDENTITY
IS LIKE THE FAMILY.
AND WHEN THAT'S GONE, IT'S LIKE,
WHO AM I?
- HOW OLD WERE YOU THEN?
- 17.
- OH, THAT'S AN AWFUL TIME.
- BUT AT LEAST I HAD A CAR,
BECAUSE I TOOK KELLEY
AND I TO SCHOOL,
AND, LIKE, PICKED HIM UP.
KELLEY AND I COULD RELY
ON EACH OTHER.
THAT IS WHY WE ARE AS CLOSE
AS WE ARE.
AND, NOW, IT HAS BEEN
TEN-PLUS YEARS
THAT WE'VE EVEN LIVED TOGETHER.
- REALLY?
- BUT I THINK
I HAD TO GET OUT OF TEXAS
TO REALLY FIGURE OUT WHO I AM.
KELLEY AND I HAVE BOTH CHANGED
A LOT
SINCE WE'VE LIVED
UNDER THE SAME ROOF.
BUT WE HAVE BOTH MANAGED TO SEE
THAT THERE IS A MUCH BIGGER
WORLD OUT THERE
THAN SMALL-TOWN TEXAS,
AND I'M REALLY THANKFUL
FOR THAT.
- HE'S SO LUCKY TO HAVE YOU.
- OH, I FEEL SO LUCKY
TO HAVE HIM.
I REALLY DO.
- WOULD YOU GIRLS LIKE ANYTHING?
SNACKS OR--
- NO, GOSH.
- YOU'RE OKAY FOR THE MOMENT?
- WHAT WE WANT IS SOME BEEFCAKES
UP HERE,
IF YOU GOT ONE OR TWO
HANGING OUT.
- BEEFCAKES?
- YEAH.
- I JUST THINK, YOU KNOW,
I'LL RADIO BEN
AND I CAN GET THAT UP
ON A PLATE FOR HER RIGHT AWAY.
- SOME GOOD-LOOKING GUYS.
THE GUYS ARE GONE.
WE WANT GEISHA BOYS
TO WAIT ON US.
- OKAY, SO YOU WANT ME
TO GET YOU--
LIKE, ORDER SOME MEN?
- WE DON'T WANT YOU TO IMPORT
THEM IN.
- I'VE NEVER HAD A REQUEST
LIKE THIS.
ANDREW, DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE
TO COME TO THE STEW PANTRY?
BUT I'VE NEVER
HAD AN ANDREW EITHER.
IT'S JUST THE LADIES
ON THE SUN DECK.
THEY JUST WANT
TO KIND OF CELEBRATE,
LIKE, THE WHOLE
CABANA BOY THEME,
YOU KNOW?
- OKAY, OKAY.
- SO DO YOU HAVE ANY SMALL POLOS
AND SMALL T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE?
ANDREW'S GOING TO COME DOWN
AND CHANGE.
- MY DECKHAND SKILLS,
I HAVE SOME WORK TO DO ON THAT.
BUT THIS IS ONE OF
MY STRONG SUITS
AND I'M JUST GLAD THAT I CAN
BRING THIS TO THE TABLE.
- WE NEED SOME STRIPPER MUSIC
OR SOMETHING.
- IS THERE ANY WAY WE CAN GET
A LITTLE BIT
OF STRIPPER MUSIC FOR THIS?
I MEAN, RESPECTABLE DANCER MUSIC
FOR THIS?
- OH, BOY.
- GIVE Y'ALL A MIX OF MONEY.
- AWW.
[laughter]
- LADIES.
all: WHOO!
- THIS FOR ME?
- SEE THAT POLE?
- OH, YES.
- WHY DON'T YOU START
BY GETTING UP THERE?
- WHOO!
- TAKE A VIDEO.
[all cheering]
RIDE 'EM, COWBOY!
- ANDREW LOVES THAT ATTENTION.
HE EATS IT UP,
AND THAT'S WHY WE THREW HIM
TO THE WOLVES.
[cheering]
- GOOD JOB.
- GOOD JOB.
- HE'S A MORON.
- THAT WAS WORTH AT LEAST $50.
GOOD JOB.
- WHOO!
- OH, MY PAYMENT.
- THERE YOU GO.
- COME IN.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- MY LOVE.
- HOW'S IT GOING?
- GOOD.
- IT SEEMS LIKE--
- WELCOME TO MY LAIR.
- I KNOW.
I HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN IN HERE.
IT'S WICKED.
WHAT DO YOU DO
WITH ALL THIS EXTRA SPACE?
YOU SHOULD, LIKE,
RUN A GYM OR SOMETHING.
KAT WAS ADORABLY AWFUL ON
MOTOR YACHT HONOR.
- WHERE DID EVERYBODY GO?
- AND I LOOK FORWARD
TO BEING ENTERTAINED BY IT.
- YOU KNOW, I'M TRYING
TO KEEP THINGS PROFESSIONAL
RIGHT NOW.
- I KNOW, I CAN SEE THAT.
- YOU KNOW, I NEED TO.
- ALMOST A LITTLE
TOO PROFESSIONAL.
- TOO PROFESSIONAL?
- WELL, I WAS HOPING TO,
YOU KNOW,
BREAK THE RULES A LITTLE BIT.
- BREAK THE RULES.
- BEND THE RULES.
- BEN AND I HAD A HISTORY,
BUT I HAVE A BOYFRIEND.
HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND.
SO I WANT TO BE ABLE
TO HAVE A NORMAL RELATIONSHIP.
IT DOESN'T HAVE TO INVOLVE SEX.
THERE IS A LIGHT
AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL,
AND THE LIGHT
IS MY BOYFRIEND'S FACE.
SO I'VE JUST GOT TO GET
THROUGH THAT TUNNEL
AND DON'T LOOK AROUND.
I'M ON GOOD TERMS
WITH THE CAPTAIN NOW.
SINCE IT'S THE FIRST CHARTER,
REALLY TRYING TO, LIKE,
GET TO KNOW HOW EVERYONE WORKS,
YOU KNOW?
- WHAT DO YOU THINK
ABOUT ANDREW?
- ANDREW'S A COMPLETE TOOL.
- HE'S THE HOTTEST GUY
ON THE SHORT BUS.
KATE IS WICKED.
- YEAH, SHE REALLY IS.
- AND SHE TALKS TO ME
REALLY WELL.
AND SHE COULD WRITE A BOOK
ON HOW TO STROKE A CHEF'S EGO.
- THAT SOUNDS PERVERTED,
AND I'M NOT SURE
KATE'S REALLY BEN'S TYPE.
- BE COOL, AND I WANT TO SEE
THAT SMILE MORE.
- YEAH, OKAY.
- YOU LITTLE BUGGER.
- DON'T INTERRUPT ME
ON MY BREAK ANYMORE.
- HEY, LADIES.
- HELLO.
- OH, GIRL!
- Y'ALL LOOK SO CUTE
IN YOUR PAJAMAS.
- WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
- OH, I'VE BEEN LOOKING
FOR Y'ALL.
I DIDN'T REALIZE Y'ALL WERE
HAVING A PJ PARTY IN HERE.
THIS WOMAN IS LIKE
MY KINDRED SPIRIT.
- ALL RIGHT, HERE YOU GO.
IT'S TIME, SORRY.
- SHE'S A WOMAN
LIKE I HOPE TO BE AT HER AGE.
I AM FROM TEXAS WHERE THEY WEAR
THE RED LIPSTICK,
THE BIG HAIR, SO I'M JUST USED
TO POPPING IT ON, YOU KNOW?
- GIRL, THAT'S WHAT WE GOT
GOING ON.
- THE BIGGER THE HAIR,
THE CLOSER TO GOD.
THAT'S WHAT THEY ALWAYS SAY
IN TEXAS.
- EDDIE, EDDIE.
LEE.
- HEY.
- YEAH, WHAT'S YOUR
ANCHOR SCHEDULE LOOK LIKE?
- I'M ON ANCHOR WATCH
UNTIL 7:00.
ANCHOR WATCH
CAN BE A VERY TOUGH SHIFT,
ESPECIALLY
IF YOU'RE NOT GOOD AT, LIKE,
GOING TO SLEEP WHEN YOU NEED TO.
IF YOU'RE AN ANTSY PERSON,
YOU'RE NOT GOOD AT SLEEPING
DURING THE DAY, YOU KNOW,
IT CAN BE TOUGH BECAUSE
YOU'RE GOING TO BE UP ALL NIGHT.
SO, YEAH, IT'S A PAIN,
BUT THAT'S PART OF THE JOB.
- CRAMP, CRAMP.
- WHERE?
- MY BICEP.
- I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU STRETCH
OUT A BICEP, TRUTHFULLY.
- YOU'RE, LIKE, "OH, OH."
- NO, IT'S JUST--
- "I'VE GOT TO STRETCH
OUT MY BICEPS.
I'M GETTING--"
- "DID YOU SEE MY BEACH BALL?
DID IT GO THAT WAY
OR THAT WAY?"
- KELLEY'S JUST LIKE A BIG PIECE
OF MEAT.
I HAVE TO GET AN M&M.
OH, GOD.
- OH, THE ONLY THING I WISH
I HAD RIGHT NOW IS MY DOG.
MY DOG COULD FIT, LIKE,
PERFECTLY RIGHT HERE
AND I WOULD JUST HOLD HIM
AND PASS THE [bleep] OUT.
MY GIRLFRIEND, SHE GOES,
"WHAT'S THE NUMBER ONE THING
YOU'RE GOING TO MISS?"
AND I GO, "MY DOG."
I-I'VE KNOWN HER FOR A MONTH
AND A HALF.
THERE'S NO WAY THAT I'M GOING
TO SAY HER OVER MY DOG.
RIGHT NOW,
I AM CASUALLY DATING SOMEONE,
BUT WE ARE
IN INTERNATIONAL WATERS
AND I'M NOT SURE WHAT THE DATING
GUIDELINES FALL IN THERE.
THAT IS RIDICULOUS.
AND I DO HAVE A HISTORY
OF DATING MY COWORKERS, YES.
YOU DON'T EVEN
GO UP TO MY MIDDLE KNUCKLE.
[laughter]
- IT'S GOING TO BE
LIKE A LITTLE PICNIC.
- I [bleep] HATE BEACH PICNICS.
I SHOULD MAKE WHAT I'M MAKING
IN A MONTH
JUST DOING THIS FOR A DAY.
- SHE'S COMPLAINING
ABOUT EVERYTHING.
- THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
- DON'T MAKE ME HATE YOU.
- UGH!
- EDDIE, EDDIE.
LEE.
GRAB KELLEY AND GET
THE WATERLINE CLEAN, PLEASE.
- WE'RE CLEANING
THE WATERLINE.
- ALL RIGHT, WE ABOUT READY
FOR THIS?
- I'M ABOUT READY.
- THE WATERLINE ACTUALLY
GETS DIRTY PRETTY OFTEN
AND I LEAD BY EXAMPLE AND SO
IF THERE'S A JOB AT HAND
THAT NEEDS TO GET DONE,
I'LL GET IT DONE.
- ARE YOU MISSING YOUR GIRL
BACK HOME?
- YEAH, I DEFINITELY MISS
MY GIRL A LOT.
- IT'S HARD BEING AWAY
FOR THIS LONG.
- YEAH, DEFINITELY.
- AND THEN, LIKE, THE BOATS THAT
I WORK ON BACK HOME, YOU KNOW,
I'M, LIKE, AWAY FOR TWO WEEKS
AT A TIME ALSO,
SO BEFORE I CAME OUT HERE,
I HADN'T SEEN HER
FOR A WHILE ALREADY.
YOU KNOW, LIVING ON A BOAT
WITH A BUNCH OF OTHER GIRLS
REALLY PUTS A LOT OF STRESS
ON A RELATIONSHIP.
I MEAN I'VE GOT TO KEEP
THE LADIES AT BAY SOMETIMES.
YOU KNOW?
I NEED TO GET
A CATTLE PROD SOMETIMES.
GET BACK.
- THAT'S PROBABLY
THE [bleep] THING.
I MISS MY GIRL
AND I MISS MY DOG.
- YEAH, DUDE.
- I WANT TO KNOW WHO'S GOING
TO HOOK UP
WITH WHO ON THIS
FREAKIN' CHARTER.
- I THINK ANDREW WILL HOOK UP
WITH SOMEBODY.
- I THINK SO.
- YEAH!
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, MAN.
- I THINK, IF ANYTHING...
- WHAT?
- SHE--SHE DID NOT TELL ME
SHE HAD A BOYFRIEND.
- [laughs]
NO!
OH, WELL THEN!
- HOLY [bleep].
THAT'S INTERESTING.
SHE DIDN'T
MENTION THAT TO ME.
NOW...
- YEAH.
- ANDREW, WHAT'S YOUR 20?
ANDREW?
DOES ANYBODY HAVE EYES
ON ANDREW?
ANDREW, WHAT THE [bleep]
IS GOING ON?
SOMEONE'S ABOUT TO GET STABBED.
- YEAH, I JUST DIDN'T HAVE
MY EARPIECE IN.
- YOU GOT UP AT WHAT, 6:50?
YOU GOT TO BE ON DECK
AT 6:00.
ALL RIGHT?
- YEAH, I WAS JUST--
- YOU NEED TO GET UP EARLIER.
- OKAY.
I DON'T GET
TO MAKE MY OWN SCHEDULE.
IT IS UP TO THEM WHEN I EAT,
SLEEP, FART, WHATEVER.
- HOW'S EVERYBODY DOING?
YOU GUYS READY TO HAVE
SOME MORE FUN?
- ABSOLUTELY.
WE'RE GOING TO DO
THE BATHS TODAY.
IT'S A REALLY UNIQUE
GRANITE STRUCTURE,
GRANITE BOULDERS, AND JUST
GORGEOUS, LITTLE SANDY BEACHES.
AND THEN WE HAVE
A LITTLE PICNIC LUNCH FOR YOU ON
THE BEACH.
- IT'S GONNA TO BE
LIKE A LITTLE PICNIC.
WE'RE GOING TO DO COOL,
LITTLE SANDWICHES AND STUFF.
RIGHT?
- UH-HUH.
- YEAH.
- IF I WAS GOING
TO HAVE A BEACH PICNIC,
I'D WANT ME TO SET IT UP.
THE SECRET IS A CHECKLIST.
BECAUSE IF YOU GET TO THE BEACH
AND YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN
ONE SPOON,
THE WHOLE BEACH PARTY,
IT'S ALL FOR NOTHING.
- SO AM I GOING TO COME
TO THE BEACH WITH YOU?
- YEAH.
- I [bleep] HATE BEACH PICNICS.
- I'M A LITTLE WORRIED
ABOUT THE FLIES.
- I KNOW, YOU ARE WORRIED
ABOUT THAT.
- DO WE NEED MAYONNAISE?
- NO.
- YOU KNOW, THE CHECKLIST
IS [bleep] THREE PAGES LONG.
I'M JUST, LIKE, [bleep] IT.
THIS IS HELL.
OH, MY GOD,
THIS IS GOING TO BE SUCH A PAIN.
YOU HAVE TO GET ALL THIS STUFF
TOGETHER.
EVERY GODDAMN THING YOU CAN
THINK OF FROM YOUR FORK,
TO YOUR MAYONNAISE,
TO YOUR KETCHUP, TO YOUR BEER,
TO YOUR VODKA, TO YOUR PLATES,
TO YOUR TABLE LINENS.
IT'S A GODDAMN NIGHTMARE.
ARE WE BRINGING MAYONNAISE?
NO.
- NO.
WELL, YOU JUST ASKED THAT.
COME ON.
GET WITH THE PROGRAM.
- I DIDN'T GET AN ANSWER.
- NO.
- SHE SAID, "NO."
- OKAY, ALREADY.
WE DON'T NEED MAYO.
I DON'T NEED EVERYONE PILING
ON ME.
ALL RIGHT, TABLECLOTH,
MAIN PLATES--
- WAIT, STOP.
THE PURPOSE OF THE LIST
IS TO SEE THAT WE HAVE IT.
- I DON'T WANT TO CARRY ALL
THIS STUFF.
THAT WASN'T IN THE CONTRACT.
I SHOULD MAKE WHAT I'M MAKING
IN A MONTH
JUST DOING THIS FOR A DAY.
- DID YOU NOT KNOW
THAT PART OF THE JOB
IS HAVING BEACH PARTIES
AND MAKING DRINKS?
SHE'S COMPLAINING
ABOUT EVERYTHING.
- THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
- NO, NOT THAT MUCH.
IT'S ANNOYING.
- I'D DO ANYTHING TO TAKE A NAP
RIGHT NOW.
- HEY.
- HEY, ANDREW.
- WHAT'S THAT COOLER FOR?
- A BEACH PARTY.
- RIGHT, I'M--SEE?
- SO YOU KNOW THE REST
OF THE GROUP IS GOING TO THE--
WELL, THE GUEST ARE GOING
TO THE BATHS TODAY?
- RIGHT.
- YOU EVER BEEN THERE?
- THE BATHS.
OH, NO, I HAVE NOT.
IT SOUNDS BEAUTIFUL THOUGH.
- IT IS AN AMAZING PLACE.
IT REALLY IS.
- I DOUBT I'M GOING.
- THERE IS A CREW MEMBER
THAT IS GOING,
BUT IT'S NOT GOING TO BE YOU,
MAN.
YOU HAVEN'T STEPPED UP
TO THE PLATE YET.
- I KNOW.
I LOOK CUTE RIGHT NOW.
- NO, YOU DON'T.
TAKE THAT OFF YOUR HEAD.
YOU HAVE TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY.
- WHO'S GOING ANYWAYS?
- JENNICE.
- OH, SHE DESERVES IT.
- SHE DOES.
GETTING OFF THE BOAT
AND GOING ASHORE
AND HANGING OUT WITH THE GUESTS
IS A TREAT.
IF YOU DESERVE IT,
YOU GET TO DO IT,
AND THAT'S WHY ANDREW
CAN'T DO IT.
IF YOU WANT TO GO ON THESE
EXCURSIONS WITH GUESTS,
AND YOU WANT
TO SCHMOOZE WITH GUESTS,
YOU NEED TO DO YOUR FIRST JOB,
AND THAT IS CLEANING THIS BOAT.
WORK COMES FIRST.
SO, I WANT YOU TO DO
THE WINDOWS ON THE BRIDGE.
BY WATCHING ANDREW,
I'M LEARNING THAT HE REALLY HAS
NO WORK ETHIC OR MOTIVATION.
MY JOB IS RIDING ON THIS
AND THAT'S SOMETHING
THAT I CAN'T AFFORD RIGHT NOW.
GET IT DONE.
- SURE THING.
- ALL RIGHT, MAN.
- WIPE DOWN THE TENDER
REAL QUICK, GET IT GUEST-READY.
- SO YOU'RE GOING TO BE
OUR PRIVATE TOUR GUIDE?
- I'M GOING TO TRY.
HAVE YOU BEEN HERE
TO VIRGIN GORDA BEFORE?
NEITHER HAVE I.
- NONE OF THEM HAVE EVER BEEN.
- SO WE'LL ALL EXPERIENCE IT
TOGETHER.
- I'VE STILL GOT TIME, RIGHT?
- YOU HAVE AN HOUR AND 15.
- AND THAT'S IT.
- YEP.
- BYE-BYE.
- ENJOY.
- BYE-BYE.
- ALL RIGHT,
WE'LL TAKE IT EASY, NOW.
- AND THIS IS YOUR FIRST TIME
TOO?
- IT IS, YEAH.
- IF YOU'RE FEELING
LIKE YOU WANT TO EXPLORE,
WE CAN DO IT.
- OKAY, I'M GONNA PULL OUT
OF HERE.
- TALL IS--
- JEEZ!
[laughter]
- WATER.
[indistinct chatter]
- DON'T GO TOO DEEP.
- ONE, TWO, THREE.
all: AH!
- [bleep].
- I'LL GIVE YOU
A CHOPPING BOARD AND A KNIFE.
JUST CUT THE SANDWICHES
INTO KIND OF THREE.
I'M NOT FREAKING OUT.
DON'T WORRY.
- IT'S NOT FREAKING OUT,
BUT THERE IS A SENSE OF URGENCY.
- YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO COME TO THE BEACH?
- NO, LOVE.
I HATE THE BEACH.
- HOW DID YOU
GET INTO ALL THIS?
- I WANTED TO TRAVEL,
AND I DIDN'T HAVE THE MONEY
TO DO IT.
THIS IS THE BEST WAY TO BE
ABLE TO EARN MONEY AND TRAVEL
AT THE SAME TIME.
- YOU'RE A SMART GIRL.
- I WORK ON DECK, SO IT'S
VERY PHYSICALLY DEMANDING,
ESPECIALLY--
- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
- I WORK WITH THE BOYS.
- WHO IS YOUR ROOMMATE?
- KELLEY.
- OH, KELLEY'S YOUR ROOMMATE.
- GOT MYSELF SET UP NICE,
DON'T I?
- YOU DID.
NICE WORK.
- AMY?
- YEAH?
- YOU EVER GET, LIKE,
HOMESICK AND JUST, LIKE,
WANT TO GET OFF THE BOAT AND,
LIKE--JUST PEOPLE AND STUFF?
- OH, MY GOSH.
YEAH, OF COURSE,
ESPECIALLY LIKE--
- I'M SERIOUSLY, LIKE,
OVERWHELMED AS HELL.
- OH, HONEY.
- MY FAMILY
IS A VERY CLOSE-KNIT FAMILY.
SO BEING AWAY FROM PEOPLE
THAT I CAN JUST RELY ON
AND I KNOW INSIDE-OUT
AND I JUST FEEL COMFORTABLE
WITH IS HARD.
I WENT TO BOARDING SCHOOL
AS A KID.
I JUST--I WAS, LIKE,
"YEAH, BOARDING SCHOOL,
"I'M AWAY FROM MY PARENTS,
LIKE,
ALL MY FRIENDS ARE HERE.
THIS IS SO SICK."
AND THEN, LIKE, BY THE THIRD
NIGHT, IT JUST DAWNED ON ME,
LIKE, "I'M ALL ALONE."
LIKE, "WHERE'S MOM?
WHERE'S DAD?
WHERE'S, LIKE--
WHERE'S MY DOG?"
THE BOAT THAT I WORKED
ON PREVIOUSLY
WAS A FAMILY FRIEND.
IT'S JUST--IT'S QUITE EASYGOING
COMPARED TO THIS BOAT
WHERE I'M PRETTY SURE
EVERYBODY WANTS TO KILL ME.
- WE ALL HAVE TO BE THERE
FOR EACH OTHER, YOU KNOW?
SO IT'S LIKE YOU JUST BECOME,
LIKE, FAMILY.
IT'S REALLY HITTING HOME,
BECAUSE,
YES, I'VE GOT KELLEY ON THE
BOAT WITH ME WHICH HAS BEEN
SO COOL TO RECONNECT AND WORK
TOGETHER,
BUT WE LOST TOUCH FOR A LONG
TIME BECAUSE I'VE BEEN DOING
THIS FOR QUITE A WHILE
AND THERE WAS A TIME I SPENT
ALMOST A YEAR IN THE CARIBBEAN.
SO I UNDERSTAND EXACTLY WHERE
HE'S COMING FROM
AND MY HEART GOES OUT TO HIM.
IT'S JUST GOING TO SPEED BY.
- I LIKE YOU.
- YOU KNOW?
- I REALLY, REALLY LIKE YOU.
YOU'RE AWESOME.
- LIKEWISE.
SO YOU'VE GOT THIS.
- EXCITING.
- A HAND DOWN.
OH!
- I REALLY DON'T WANT
TO SHARE ANY SUGAR-FREE RED BULL
WITH THE GUESTS.
I WANT IT ALL FOR MYSELF.
- THEY'RE DOING SOME GIFT
SHOPPING AND THEN WE'LL BE
TO THE DOCKS IN ABOUT MAYBE
TEN MINUTES.
- OKAY, PERFECT.
THANKS.
- PERFECT?
- HAMMER DOWN, HUH?
- OH, MY GOD, THIS IS GOING
TO BE A LONG FREAKIN' DAY
AT THE BEACH.
- GUESTS ARE COMING,
STUFF'S NOT READY
AND KAT IS COMPLAINING A LOT.
SO YOU WANT TO LADLE
THE GAZPACHO?
- UGH!
- AND I WAS SAD INSIDE
BECAUSE I'M THINKING,
"I LIKE YOU AS A PERSON,
DON'T MAKE ME HATE YOU."
I'M GOING TO FINE YOU
A QUARTER EVERY TIME
YOU SAY SOMETHING NEGATIVE.
- YOU KNOW,
I COULD BE NEGATIVE FOUR TIMES
AND THAT'S ONLY A DOLLAR.
AND I'M ONLY SAYING
WHAT EVERYONE ELSE IS THINKING.
NOBODY WANTS TO BE
AT THIS BEACH PICNIC.
- ONE OF YOU GIRLS
GONNA HAVE TO LET ME KNOW
WHEN TO GO GET THE SORBET ALSO.
- SORBET?
- SORBET.
- OH, DID YOU FORGET SPOONS?
- IT MAKES ME MORE FUN.
- OH, HERE THEY ARE.
- [bleep].
THERE'S, LIKE, LITTLE GNATS
ON THOSE.
UGH.
- EW.
- THIS IS A FINE LINE BETWEEN
TOO LATE AND TOO SOON.
- ACTUALLY,
I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR ABOUT
HOW Y'ALL KNOW EACH OTHER.
- KAT AND I WORKED ON A BOAT
TOGETHER.
- CAN YOU MAKE THAT STORY
A LITTLE BIT LONGER
WITH A LITTLE BIT MORE DETAIL?
- HEY!
- WELCOME TO THE BEACH.
- HOW WERE THE BATHS?
- GREAT.
GREAT.
- LOOKS BEAUTIFUL.
- WHY DON'T START OFF
WITH SOME COCKTAILS
IF YOU'D LIKE?
- GOOD. NO HUG FOR ME?
REALLY?
- HEY, KELLEY.
- THE BEST SISTER IN THE WORLD.
WHOO!
- IS EVERYONE HUNGRY?
all: YES.
- BEN PREPARED A GAZPACHO
AND ALSO LOBSTER TAIL.
all: OH!
- WE'RE TALKING, NOW, HUH?
- HE SAID TO TOP IT
WITH JUST A SPLASH OF VODKA.
- HERE'S TO THAT.
- JUST A SPLASH.
- JUST A SPLASH, OKAY.
- I'VE NEVER HAD LUNCH
WITH QUITE THIS VIEW.
- IT DON'T GET MUCH BETTER
THAN THIS.
- HEY, SMILE.
- PEOPLE KEEP TRYING TO TAKE
PICTURES OF ME AND THEM,
BUT THEY DON'T KNOW THAT I DON'T
LIKE PICTURES OF ME.
- LOOK AND SMILE.
SMILE.
YOU CAN SEND IT
TO YOUR BOYFRIEND.
- SO KELLEY FOUND OUT
I HAVE A BOYFRIEND.
HMM.
- THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
- SOMETIMES, THERE ARE PEOPLE
IN LIFE THAT YOU MEET
AND YOU ALREADY KNOW THEM,
AND KELLEY'S ONE OF THEM.
- GOD, IT'S PRETTY HERE.
- YEAH.
- THERE'S OBVIOUSLY
A CONNECTION THERE BETWEEN US.
BUT, YOU KNOW, FOR HER
NOT TELLING ME SHE HAD
A BOYFRIEND, I MEAN,
I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT ARE YOU GOING
TO DO ON YOUR DAY OFF?
- IF I AM SLEEPING ON A DAY OFF,
YOU HAVE FULL RIGHT TO, LIKE,
TURN ON ALL THE LIGHTS
AND PUSH ME OUT OF MY BED.
- NO, BECAUSE I'LL PROBABLY
BE SLEEPING BELOW YOU.
- WHAT?
- YEAH.
- I'VE BEEN AWAY FROM
MY BOYFRIEND FOR A LONG TIME
AND I'VE NEVER REALLY HAD
A REAL BOYFRIEND.
I'M IN A CONFUSING SITUATION.
THAT'S FOR SURE.
- I DON'T THINK I'LL END UP
MARRYING THIS GIRL
THAT I'M WITH NOW,
BUT I THINK, FOR NOW,
IT'S PERFECT WHERE
I'M AT IN LIFE.
- SHE'S MRS. RIGHT,
NOT MRS. RIGHT NOW.
OH, NO.
both: SHE'S MRS. RIGHT NOW,
BUT SHE'S NOT MRS. RIGHT.
- YEP.
- KELLEY AND JENNICE HAVE BEEN
GETTING A LITTLE MORE CLOSE.
YEAH, THAT DOESN'T HAVE DISASTER
WRITTEN ALL OVER IT OR ANYTHING.
NO, SOUNDS LIKE
A GREAT [bleep] IDEA.
- I'M GOING TO FLIRT WITH YOU,
BUT IT'S ALL IN FUN AND GAMES.
- DEALING WITH ANDREW
IS HARD ENOUGH.
I REALLY CAN'T DEAL
WITH UNNEEDED DRAMA
WITHIN OUR CREW.
- YEAH, WHO KNOWS WHERE
WE'LL BE IN A YEAR FROM NOW?
- RIGHT?
- THAT WAS FUN.
- YEAH.
CHECK THAT OFF
THE BUCKET LIST.
- THANK YOU.
- WELCOME BACK.
- HEY, HOW YOU DOING?
- THANK YOU.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- HEY, MY LOVE.
MWAH.
AND BUMP.
- SO COME WORK ON A YACHT
AND BE MISERABLE
AND SERVE PEOPLE
TILL YOUR FINGERS BLEED.
- THAT'S 25¢¢.
- GET ME THE [bleep]
OUT OF HERE.
- BEACH PICNICS ARE A NECESSARY
EVIL TO ALL CHARTERS.
- OH, MY GOD,
THAT'S A QUARTER FOR ME.
- OKAY, FAIR.
- I THINK I COULD DO SOME WORK
IN THIS KITCHEN.
- RIGHT?
HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
- LOOKING AT THAT OCEAN
WITH THAT BEAUTIFUL
TABLE-SETTING AND TENTS
AND OUR LOBSTER AND OUR LUNCH,
IT WAS PERFECT.
- WELL, WE AIM TO PLEASE, BUT
WE ARE ALSO REALLY APPRECIATIVE.
- HOW LONG IS IT GOING TO TAKE
ME TO DO THIS?
LOOK AT IT.
- I THINK FOR DAY THREE,
THIS IS AN AMBITIOUS
NAPKIN FOLD.
OR DO LIKE A REALLY SIMPLE
COLUMN.
HOW ABOUT THIS ONE?
- OH, OKAY.
OKAY, MAYBE NOT.
- MAYBE A PLEAT.
HOW ABOUT A PLEAT?
GET CREATIVE.
PAPER AIRPLANE.
- NO, THAT'S UGLY.
- AH, NOT YET.
I'M STILL--
AS A CHIEF STEW,
I'VE GOT VERY HIGH STANDARDS,
BECAUSE THAT'S JUST
WHAT THE JOB IS.
AND SOMETIMES I NEED
TO ENCOURAGE MY OTHER
STEWARDESSES TO RAISE
THEIR STANDARDS.
- [bleep].
UGH!
OH, MY GOD, THIS IS GOING
TO PISS ME OFF.
IN KATE'S HEAD EVERYTHING
HAS TO BE PERFECT.
I MEAN, THAT'S A LOT
OF PRESSURE, FOR ME.
I LIKE THE SOCIAL ASPECTS
OF YACHTING A LOT
AND THE ADVENTURES,
BUT, WOW, THERE'S SO MUCH WORK.
[bleep] THE WORK.
IF THIS IS ANYTHING
LIKE CHANGING A KIDS' DIAPER,
I JUST SHOULD
NEVER HAVE CHILDREN.
UGH, CAN'T I JUST TIE
THIS INTO A LASSOO
AND HANG MYSELF RIGHT NOW?
IS IT CALLED A LASSOO?
I NEED A NAPKIN FOLDING BOOK.
UGH.
- I'M SURE THERE'S ONE.
MAYBE IN HERE.
HERE.
- OH, LOOK AT THAT.
MY PRAYERS WERE ANSWERED.
THE SIMPLE ART
OF NAPKIN FOLDING.
SHE HANDS ME A BOOK.
AND THEN I'M READING THE BOOK
AND I COULDN'T EVEN FIGURE OUT
THE DIRECTIONS.
OH, MY GOD.
I FELT LIKE I WAS DEAF AND DUMB.
HI.
- YES, I'M HAVING DIFFICULTY
FOLDING THESE NAPKINS.
I'M JUST KIDDING.
NO, I'M FINE.
- WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO?
- I'M TRYING TO HELP KAT OUT.
SHE'S HAVING A DIFFICULT TIME
WITH THE NAPKINS.
- DO WE NEED TO FOLD THEM?
- WELL, SHE'S GOT A BOOK OUT
FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I THOUGHT SHE JUST KNEW
HOW TO DO IT.
- CHARTING A YACHT SHOULD BE
THE MOST SPECIAL EXPERIENCE
ON THE PLANET.
IT IS THE UPPER ECHELON
OF SERVICE.
- I DON'T KNOW IF
I KNOW HOW TO DO THAT.
- WELL, THAT'S WHY
SHE'S GOT THE BOOK.
THEY'RE BEHIND,
SO WE'RE PROBABLY GOING--
- OH, DO YOU NEED--
- WE'RE TRYING TO HELP YOU.
- THEY'RE NOT PAYING
TO FOLD THEIR OWN NAPKINS.
THEY'RE PAYING US TO DO IT
FOR THEM.
I DON'T THINK THAT'S GOING
TO BE GOOD FOR THE TIP.
- ONE MORE TIME.
- ALL RIGHT, KAT,
WE'LL SEE YOU SHORTLY.
- POTENTIALLY COMMITTING
PROFESSIONAL SUICIDE.
- I'M GOING IN.
- OKAY, GOOD LUCK.
- WHERE ARE THEY?
- I WISH YOU ALL THE BEST.
- MISS GEORGIA HAS INSISTED
THAT I HAVE DINNER WITH THEM
AGAIN THIS EVENING.
THE LAST DINNER
WAS OVER THE TOP.
- ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
WHOO-WHOO!
[laughter]
- I HOPE THAT SHE KEEPS HER
ASSETS ON THAT SIDE
OF THE TABLE TONIGHT.
THAT WOULD BE NICE.
- OH, MY GOD.
- LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED.
- ALL EYES RIGHT UP HERE.
WHOO-WHOO.
YOU CAN'T EVEN TELL
FROM THIS AREA.
- CAN I GET YOUR LAST NAME?
- ROSBACH.
- GEORGIA ROSBACH.
- GEORGIA--
- IT'S GOT A LITTLE RING TO IT.
- SO IT'S LIKE GEORGIA--
WHOO-WHOO.
- I MEAN, COME ON.
- YEAH, WHO CARES?
- YAY.
- THANK YOU.
- YOU HAVE A GREAT STAFF.
I KNOW YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT.
- WE DON'T HAVE
A COMPLAINT ABOUT ANYONE.
[laughter]
- BUT KAT...
- GOOD.
- OH, YEAH, THEY REALLY HAVE.
ENJOY.
- HURRY BACK.
- OKAY.
- [humming]
- OH, MY GOD, I'M EXHAUSTED.
- WE ARE SO LUCKY
THAT OUR FIRST CHARTER GUESTS
ARE SO NICE.
- DID YOU WAIT TABLES
OR BARTEND WHEN YOU WERE,
LIKE, IN COLLEGE OR WHATEVER?
THERE IS THE KISS OF DEATH,
THE VERBAL TIP.
WHENEVER SOMEBODY'S
A LITTLE TOO COMPLIMENTARY,
A LITTLE TOO NICE,
THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GETTING.
I DON'T WANT YOUR KIND WORDS.
KIND WORDS DON'T BUY ME
PURSES AND SUNGLASSES.
TALK IS CHEAP.
BERKINS ARE NOT.
- THAT'S THE SCARIEST THING.
- IT MIGHT BE--
- I'M HOPING YOU'RE WRONG.
- ME TOO.
- LAST NIGHT KATHLEEN CAME IN
FROM--
- OUR ROOM DID--OH, NO.
SHE WAS--
- I KNOW.
I HEARD SOME OF IT.
BUT SHE GOES, "THEY TOTALLY
HAVE A CRUSH ON EACH OTHER."
- WE'RE GOOD FRIENDS,
BUT NO CRUSH.
- LOOK AT YOU BLUSHING.
- WELL, BECAUSE YOU'RE
CALLING ME OUT.
[bleep].
YOU'RE TOTALLY BLUSHING.
NEVER.
NEVER, NEVER.
- OH, MY GOD.
- I'M NOT BLUSHING.
- SITTING IN A TREE.
I DON'T KNOW IF KELLEY AND
JENNICE ARE GOING TO HOOK UP,
BUT I AM REALLY PARTICULAR
ABOUT HIS GIRLFRIENDS.
BUT I WAS THINKING ABOUT IT.
- WE'RE ADULTS NOW TOO.
LIKE, RELEARNING HOW
EACH OTHER IS AS AN ADULT
LIVING TOGETHER.
- THE LAST TIME
I, LIKE, REALLY SPENT, LIKE,
QUALITY TIME, LIKE,
ME AND MY SISTER BONDING,
WAS 12 YEARS AGO WHEN SHE WAS,
LIKE, DRIVING ME TO SCHOOL
EVERY DAY BEFORE
SHE LEFT FOR COLLEGE.
AND THAT WAS HARD FOR ME.
I'M JUST TRYING TO, LIKE--
[farts]
- DID YOU POOT?
- NO.
- OH, MY GOSH, KELLEY.
THAT IS SO RANK.
SERIOUSLY, I'M ABOUT
TO GO TO BED.
OH, GOSH!
[laughter]
[laughter]
- OKAY.
[screaming]
- [gasps]
- WHO WAS THAT?
- OH, MY GOD.
[indistinct chatter]
- HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.
MOVE AWAY, PLEASE.
- OH, GOD!
- ANDREW.
EDDIE.
ONE OF THE CHARTER GUESTS
LOVES CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES.
PLEASE MAKE SOME.
[knock on door]
- HEY, BEN.
- YEAH?
HELLO?
- HEY, BEN.
- YEAH, WHO'S THAT?
COME IN.
- HEY, BRO.
DON'T SHOOT THE MESSENGER.
- SURE, WHAT DO YOU WANT?
- SOME GUEST IS REQUESTING
THAT THEY HAVE
SOME CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES
FOR LIKE A SNACK TONIGHT.
- THAT'S FINE.
- OH, I FEEL LIKE I FEEL BETTER
AT THIS POINT.
I WORKED MYSELF UP SO MUCH,
'CAUSE, YOU KNOW--
- WOULD YOU FEEL BETTER
IF I PUNCHED YOU?
- I THINK I WOULD.
- IT WOULD MAKE MORE SENSE,
RIGHT?
- PUNCH MY HAND.
THAT COULD'VE BEEN MY FACE.
- [chuckles]
ALL RIGHT, I'M UP.
- THANKS AGAIN,
FOR NOT PUNCHING ME IN MY NOSE.
I NEED IT TO BREATHE.
I NEED IT TO BREATHE.
- WE ARE UP AND LOCKED.
- OKAY, WE'RE OUT OF HERE, GANG.
- I HAD WASHED A BLACK SKIRT
AND PAIR OF JEANS
THAT WERE IN THE DRYER.
- EVERYTHING I TOOK OUT
OF THAT DRYER WAS WHITE.
- KAT AND I, LIKE, IT'S BEEN
INTERESTING GETTING BACK
TO WORK WITH EACH OTHER.
I FORGET HOW REALLY GOOD FRIENDS
WE WERE.
IT'S HARD BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T
EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE HOW FAR APART
WE GOT AND HOW AWKWARD
IT GOT BETWEEN US.
OKAY, WELL,
IT WAS MY BLACK SKIRT FOR TODAY.
JUST STUFF WAS
IN THE SAME DRYER.
- I HAVEN'T TOUCHED ANY LAUNDRY.
- ALL RIGHT, LOCK THAT IN.
LOCK IT IN, ANDREW.
TAKE A WRAP ON IT.
- HEY?
- TAKE A WRAP.
- TAKE A WRAP?
- TAKE A WRAP.
YOU CAN'T HOLD IT.
LET'S TIGHTEN UP
ON THOSE SPRINGS.
- [bleep].
- LET'S GET AN ASSIST UP HERE
ON THE FORWARD SPRING LINE
WITH ANDREW.
- I CAN'T GET TO THE BLUE.
IT'S LIKE A--
- WELL, THE BLUE MIGHT
NOT BE RIGHT
'CAUSE THERE'S DIFFERENT LINES.
LET GO.
LET GO.
LET GO.
- ALL RIGHT, THOSE ARE SET.
- ROGER THAT.
THANK YOU.
- THIS IS BASIC DECKHAND
STUFF HERE.
HE SHOULD KNOW THIS.
SOMETHING'S WRONG.
SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT
WITH THIS GUY.
- HOW SMOOTH DO YOU THINK
THAT WENT?
- THAT WAS ABOUT AS SMOOTH
AS SANDPAPER.
- A LITTLE ROUGH, RIGHT?
I THOUGHT SO.
- A LITTLE ROUGH?
THAT [bleep] SUCKED.
- THAT WAS PRETTY BRUTAL.
- I'M SO READY FOR THIS CHARTER
TO BE OVER.
ARE WE GOING TO DRINK
WINE TONIGHT?
- WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING
GOING ON TOMORROW GUEST-WISE.
THERE'S NO REASON
WHY WE CAN'T GO OUT.
- THERE'S OUR GROUP.
- WE DON'T WANT TO LEAVE Y'ALL.
ONE MORE DRINK.
CHEERS, Y'ALL.
- THANK YOU.
- WE HAD A BALL.
- WE'RE GOING TO MISS YOU GUYS.
- IT'S THE BEST VACATION
WE'VE EVER HAD.
- THIS SEASON IS STARTING OFF
AMAZING.
WE PULLED OFF THIS GREAT
FIRST CHARTER AND HOPEFULLY
IT'S ONLY GOING TO GO UP
FROM HERE.
- THERE ARE NO WORDS.
I'VE GOT A LITTLE SOMETHING
FOR YOU, TOO.
- OH, THANK YOU.
IT WAS CERTAINLY A PLEASURE
HAVING YOU ONBOARD.
- WELL, THANK YOU.
- THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- THANK YOU.
- CHEERS.
- THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN,
Y'ALL.
- ATTENTION ALL CREW.
I NEED EVERYBODY DOWN
IN THE CREW MESS ASAP.
- I'M A LITTLE WORRIED
ABOUT THE TIP.
I REALLY HOPE
IT'S JUST NOT VERBAL.
- SO, HOW DID YOU GUYS THINK
THE CHARTER WENT?
- GREAT.
- JENNICE, YOU'RE NO LONGER
THE JUNIOR DECKHAND
AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED.
ALL IN ALL, I THINK THE CHARTER
WENT REALLY, REALLY WELL.
I DO HAVE A COUPLE OF AREAS
THAT I THINK WE NEED TO WORK ON.
AND I THINK--
15 LARGE TO SPLIT UP.
all: OH!
- BLOW OFF SOME STEAM?
FAIR ENOUGH?
- THEY LEFT US $15,000.
HEY!
FIRST CHARTER.
BOOM!
- $1,300 EACH.
AMAZING.
- I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER LOOKED
AT THIS MUCH MONEY AT ONE TIME.
- THANK YOU.
- LADIES.
- I COMPLETELY MISJUDGED
GEORGIA AND HER FRIENDS.
NOT ONLY WERE THEY KIND
AND SWEET AND COMPLIMENTARY,
BUT THEY ALSO TIPPED US
QUITE GENEROUSLY.
- KELLEY, THANK YOU, SIR.
NICELY DONE.
EDDIE, GOOD JOB.
THANK YOU.
- THANK YOU, CAPTAIN.
AND I'M OUT OF HERE.
- DON'T GO RUNNING OFF, EDDIE,
I'VE GOT SOMETHING ELSE TO SAY.
MY POLICY ON TIPS,
EVERYBODY GETS AN EQUAL SHARE
AND IF YOU DON'T DESERVE
AN EQUAL SHARE,
YOU ALSO GET A LITTLE SOMETHING
EXTRA IN YOUR PAY ENVELOPE
ALONG WITH YOUR EQUAL SHARE
AND THAT'S A ONE-WAY
PLANE TICKET OUT OF HERE.
SO, ANDREW, TAKE THAT TO HEART.
- YOU'RE SCARING ME, SIR.
- YOU WERE CLOSE.
- UGH.
- ANDREW.
- THANK YOU, SIR.
- THINK ABOUT IT.
- YES, THAT'S ALL I'M THINKING
ABOUT RIGHT NOW, ACTUALLY.
- ALL RIGHT.
I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO BE
MENTIONING THAT EVER AGAIN.
- ANDREW GOT THE SAME AMOUNT
OF TIP?
- THAT WAS BULL[bleep] ,
ABSOLUTE BULL[bleep].
- AND TO SEE HIM JUST SMUGLY
ACCEPT IT,
HAVING DONE [bleep] ALL,
IT PISSED ME OFF
AND IT PISSED EVERYONE ELSE OFF.
AND I'M DAMNED
IF IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN AGAIN.
- GOOD JOB.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- WHOO!
GOOD JOB, TEAM!
- LET'S GO AHEAD
AND KNOCK SOME STUFF OUT
THIS AFTERNOON,
GET AS MUCH BUTTONED UP
AS WE CAN.
YOU GUYS CAN HAVE A LITTLE
TIME TO YOURSELVES THIS EVENING.
YOU GO BACK AND--FAIR ENOUGH?
[all cheering]
- WHOO, I'M ALL PUMPED UP.
- DUDE, AFTER
THIS FIRST CHARTER, MAN, I--
- NO, NOW YOU'VE GOT A TASTE
OF THE MONEY--
ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE IT
SERIOUSLY NOW?
IF YOU HAVE
A MASSIVE WORK ETHIC,
IT'S FORGIVABLE.
BUT YOU'VE SHOWED SIGNS
OF NOT HAVING
A MASSIVE WORK ETHIC,
AND THAT'S UNFORGIVABLE.
ANDREW IS A BIG [bleep]-UP
AND SHOULD HAVE BEEN FIRED.
YOU DON'T DESERVE THE TIP.
SO BASICALLY YOU HAVE MAKING UP
TO DO, RIGHT?
- YES.
YES, OF COURSE.
- SO, BASICALLY,
YOU OWE US LABOR,
RIGHT?
- YES, YES.
- OKAY.
GOOD.
SO GO AND WORK YOUR ASS OFF
INSTEAD OF STANDING IN HERE.
BECAUSE THEN SOMEONE ELSE
WON'T HAVE TO DO THAT FOR YOU.
- YEAH.
NOW YOU'RE JUST BEING A DICK,
BUT OKAY.
- I KIND OF WANT TO RUN OVER
TO THAT BEACH.
- LET'S DO IT.
- ONE FOOT OFF THE BOAT,
TWO FEET ON THE BEACH.
- KAT'S BEEN SO NEGATIVE,
AND AS HER CHIEF STEW,
I JUST KIND OF FEEL LIKE
IT'S MY JOB TO, LIKE,
SNAP HER OUT OF IT.
IT'S KIND OF LIKE
A PERSONAL CHALLENGE.
LIKE, YOU'RE GOING
TO BE MY FRIEND.
I JUST WANT TO SIT DOWN
AND CHILL OUT.
- YEAH, I'D LOVE THAT.
- TALK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE
BUT WORK.
I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT KAT.
BECAUSE, HONESTLY--
- WELL, I'LL TELL YOU
ALL ABOUT KAT.
KAT WANTS TO GO TO THE BAR.
- NO.
- KAT COMES
FROM AN AMAZING FAMILY,
COLLEGE DEGREE.
- I ONLY GOT MY COLLEGE DEGREE
BECAUSE MY PARENTS
WOULD REALLY LIKE IT.
BUT DURING COLLEGE I GOT
THIS JOB AND I HAD THIS BOSS
WHO, LIKE, LOVED ME.
I WAS HER PERSONAL ASSISTANT.
SHE HAD A SUGAR DADDY.
I WALK IN TO MY COMPUTER,
MANOLO BLAHNIK SHOE BOX.
EVERY DAY
AFTER THAT I GOT A NEW PRESENT,
WHICH WAS FUN.
- THE GIRL WAS GIVING YOU
THE PRESENTS?
- SHE WAS LIKE 38,
REDHEADED AND--
- WAS SHE A LESBIAN?
- ISH, BUT NOT WITH ME.
- KATE HAD A SUGAR MAMA,
WHO HAD A SUGAR DADDY,
SO NOW KATE ESSENTIALLY
HAS A SUGAR GRANDPA.
I'M THINKING,
ALL SHE WANTS IS A SUGAR DADDY.
- SHE REALLY WAS PSYCHO,
SO I LEFT.
GRADUATED FROM COLLEGE.
I WAS, LIKE, "I'M SPOILED.
I'M DRIVING A JAGUAR.
I'M A SPOILED BRAT."
I WAS, LIKE,
"MAYBE I'LL TRY YACHTING.
"I'LL PROBABLY END UP DATING,
LIKE,
AN OWNER'S SON OR SOMETHING."
- YEAH, THAT'S REALLY SHALLOW.
- I WAS.
I DID NOT KNOW
WHAT HARD WORK WAS.
ALL I'D EVER DONE WAS,
LIKE, COCKTAIL WAITRESS.
HE JUST GAVE ME $100 FOR
DELIVERING ONE BOTTLE, YAY!
YOU THINK I LOVE
CLEANING TOILETS?
NO.
BUT I'M NEVER GOING TO FIND
SOMETHING THAT LETS ME TRAVEL
THE WORLD,
MAKE TONS OF MONEY,
RUB ELBOWS WITH CELEBRITIES
AND BILLIONAIRES.
IT'S JUST--
THERE'S NOTHING LIKE IT.
I LIKE YACHTING
BUT IT'S JUST SO EXHAUSTING.
- WHAT SHIRT?
- UGH.
- I'VE GOT TAPE FOR YOU.
- OKAY, PERFECT.
- NO MATTER WHAT,
WE STILL LOOK HOTTER
THAN WE DO WHEN WE WAKE UP
AND CLEAN TOILETS.
SO LET'S JUST GO.
- CAN YOU PUT THIS ON FOR ME?
- SURE.
- HERE'S TO AN AMAZING
FIRST CHARTER.
HERE WE GO.
all: CHEERS!
- HERE'S TO A GREAT SEASON.
- WHOO!
- YEAH!
- YEAH, DRINK.
- I'M GONNA DRINK.
- I LOVE IT WHEN YOU
HAVE SIBLINGS ON THE BOAT.
I THINK THAT'S AWESOME.
- I DO TOO.
- I LOVE THAT.
- SO, EDDIE, SINCE I WAS 14,
WE'VE ONLY SEEN EACH OTHER,
LIKE, A FEW DAYS AT A TIME.
- WHY IS THAT?
- SHE WENT TO COLLEGE
AND THEN I WENT
TO THE MARINE CORPS,
AND THEN I GOT HERE
AND SHE WAS WORKING ON BOATS.
- THAT'S REALLY SPECIAL, THEN.
THAT YOU'RE ABLE TO COME OUT
HERE AND, LIKE, SPEND THESE SIX,
SEVEN WEEKS, YOU KNOW, TOGETHER.
- HE'S BEEN REALLY HELPING ME.
LIKE, BECAUSE WE'VE HAD
A LOT OF STUFF GOING ON
IN THE INSIDE.
- ACTUALLY, I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR
ABOUT
HOW Y'ALL KNOW EACH OTHER.
YOU GUYS--YOU TWO.
HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN--
- KAT AND I WORKED ON A BOAT
TOGETHER.
- WHERE?
- WE MET IN ARUBA.
- YEAH.
IT WAS NICE.
YEAH.
- AH, CAN YOU MAKE THAT STORY
A LITTLE BIT LONGER
WITH A LITTLE BIT MORE DETAIL?
- ME AND AMY HIT IT OFF
RIGHT AWAY.
WE COULD TALK ABOUT ANYTHING.
GOOD TIMES.
- AH, NOTHING, NOTHING
TO SAY ABOUT IT?
NO FUNNY STORIES?
WHAT HAPPENED?
THAT'S A RED FLAG.
LIKE, WHAT ARE THEY HIDING?
- I'M GOING TO GO SMOKE
A CIGARETTE.
WITH MY CAT.
- IT'S, LIKE,
REALLY PEACEFUL HERE, HUH?
- YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES
THIS ALL THAT MUCH BETTER,
IS THAT I'M GETTING
TO SPEND TIME WITH MY SISTER.
I, LIKE, LITERALLY--
- AWW.
I KNOW.
- I HAVEN'T--WE HAVEN'T SPENT
TIME WITH EACH OTHER
SINCE WE WERE--
- I KNOW.
- GOD.
- OH, DON'T CRY, KELLEY.
DON'T CRY.
YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME CRY.
KELLEY.
I'M, LIKE, SO THANKFUL
TO HAVE YOU IN THIS EXPERIENCE,
LIKE SOMEONE I CAN COMPLETELY
150% COUNT ON,
AND I HATE THAT I WAS NOT THERE
FOR YOU.
I COULD'VE REALLY HELPED YOU
THROUGH,
LIKE, MOM AND DAD'S DIVORCE AND,
LIKE, ALL THAT, YOU KNOW?
- DON'T REGRET ANYTHING.
- I KNOW.
- YOU'VE MADE IT UP
TEN TIMES SINCE THEN.
MY SISTER CARES FOR ME.
IT, UH, DOES THIS TO ME...
BECAUSE I MISS MY SISTER
A LOT AND--
I JUST LOVE YOU,
EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE.
- AWW, SERIOUSLY.
I LOVE YOU.
- YAY.
- GREAT [bleep] JOB.
GREAT JOB.
- COME HERE.
- UGH.
- I'M NOT LETTING YOU GO HOME
IF I GO OUT.
OKAY?
YOU'RE COMING OUT WITH ME.
- ALL RIGHT, LOVE.
- THANKS.
- ALL RIGHT,
I'LL DO THE KICKING.
- OKAY.
WE'RE GOING TO BREAK
THIS SWING.
- OH, NO!
- [bleep]!
- OH, [bleep]!
- WHO WAS THAT?
- YOU ALL RIGHT?
- [bleep]!
- OH, GOD!
- [bleep]!
- HEY BUDDY, WAIT HERE.
- HEY, HEY, HEY.
HEY, HEY, HEY.
- IS THAT MY BROTHER?
OH, MY GOD.
- MOVE AWAY, PLEASE.
- OH, GOD.
KELLEY!
- NEXT TIME, ON BELOW DECK...
- KELLEY HIT HIS HEAD.
HE'S GOING TO THE HOSPITAL.
DO YOU HAVE A REPLACEMENT?
- DO WE NEED A REPLACEMENT?
- THAT'S PRETTY
[bleep] IGNORANT.
- ANY "BITCH WORK"
WILL FALL ON ME.
- WHAT YOU JUST SAID
WAS DEROGATORY TOWARDS WOMEN.
- YOU'RE MORE OF A MAN
THAN I AM IN THIS JOB.
- I'M MORE OF A DECKHAND
THAN HE IS.
- CHEERS.
- CHEERS, LOVE.
- KAT AND I DID HAVE A LITTLE
THING AND IT'S A REALLY
AWKWARD SITUATION BECAUSE
WE BOTH HAVE SIGNIFICANT OTHERS.
- I'M OUT OF CONTROL!
- I'M LOOKING AT ALL THESE
CALIFORNIA AUGMENTED WOMEN
RELIVING THEIR GLORY YEARS.
- I WOULD LIKE KETEL
WITH LITTLE STRAWBERRIES
AND A LITTLE, MAYBE,
LAVENDER SYRUP.
- COULD I GET
A HARVEY WALLBANGER?
- SURE.
- A MOJITO FOR ME.
- YEAH, SURE, WHATEVER.
I'LL THROW SOME [bleep]
IN A CUP.
AND A BENDY STRAW.
I THINK THE BRUNETTE LADY
IS A LITTLE HIGH MAINTENANCE.
- I HATE TO DO THIS,
BUT IT IS WEIGHING ON ME.