Being Human (2011–2014): Season 4, Episode 13 - There Goes the Neighborhood: Part 3 - full transcript

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- Oh yeah!

- Previously, onbeing human...

- How long have you
been in this room, ramona?

- I'm always here.

- Ramona's not a ghost.

Why are you doing this?

I've been trying to help you!

She's the evil of
this house, personified.

And she's not
letting us out alive.

- Look at that. I'll have help.

- Aidan, it's me.



- Look, what happened
to astrid, I'm heartbroken.

- I know josh killed her.

Now, it's my turn.

- It's happening.

- Sally's gone,
and josh destroyed her.

- Oh!

The day they
moved in was the best day.

It felt like the start of
something new, something good.

After everything that had
gone so wrong with my life,

They walked through that door
and they brought possibility.

- Ah!

- Look at you, julia child.

- If you're alone
in the kitchen

And you make a mistake...



...Who will know?

Someone's
in the house!

- When you look back at your
life with a person,

"would we be friends
if we met now...

"or did the path that
we went on together

"lead us to this place?

"did every triumph
or mistake along the way

"make us fall in love?"

- I kissed him too soon!

- I think that everything

Love, life...

- Josh, josh!

- ...Even death.

I hold on to this place for a
reason, and that reason is now.

Aidan!

- I lied for you,
and now my son is dead.

And sally?

- Aidan,
I'm right here!

- It was the one thing...

- Aidan, no!

- ...That gave
me any hope!

Ok, listen.

- No, this is on you.

Listen, I...

- Aidan, no! Don't do this!

Aidan, back up right now!

- I can explain this!
- This is on you!

- Stop!

This isn't happening!

Oh god, this isn't happening!

This is just some
crazy accident.

- It's never an accident.

- Shut the hell up!

- What? How did you do...

- What the hell
just happened?

- I bought us some time.

Josh!

Open this door!

Open this door!

- Oh my g--
- open this door!

- There's gotta be some way
we can snap him out of this!

It's aidan!
- He's in some kind of trance!

- I think it's
what kenny did.

- What?

- Oh my god!

- Open this door!

- He's gonna break down
the goddamn door!

- Oh my god!
- No, I sealed it for now.

I sealed it, but, josh, he's not
gonna stop until he kills you.

- What?
- What?

- I said
open this door!

- This has happened
before, all of it.

I've seen it.
- You saw this?

- I saw him come after you.
- You saw josh die?

We have
do something!

- Yeah, we gotta find a way
for him to be himself again.

- And how the
hell do we do that?

- Sally, you
can't do magic.

If that's what
you're thinking, stop!

We'll figure it out!

- Nora's right!
It's too dangerous!

- So what am I supposed to do?

- I don't know!
- Just leave you?

That's not happening!
I can't do that to you!

- Open the door!
- Open this door!

- So what, then?

- What if he wasn't a vampire?
- What?

- Right! What if we were in
paris right now, sally?

- I feel like it's all been
leading up to this moment.

It's all been leading
up to stopping this.

Guys, I love you.

- Sally...

- I'm making the decision.

- Sally, what are you doing?

Sally, don't...
- Sally!

- Josh...

Hey, pal, I just wanna talk.
- Aidan!

- Oh my god!

That was your plan?

What did--
did you kill him?

- Can guys get him
on the bed? Come on!

- Oh my...

Sally, what
are you doing?

Sally, what
did you do?

- There's always a sacrifice.

- I can feel my heartbeat.

- Sally...

- Oh my god, sally...

Oh!

- Nora, I want you to know
that I'm gonna be watching.

All the beautiful moments,
I'm gonna be watching.

You're gonna be so good at it!

Josh...

Listen.

It's worth it.

I want you to have
the life you deserve.

I love you.

- Ah!

- No!

Sally...

- Ramona.

- She was mine.

It wasn't supposed
to happen like this.

None of this
should have happened!

She was my favourite!

- Ah!
- She brought me back!

And we were gonna be here
forever, and you ruined it!

You ruined it all!

- She...
What just happened?

Does that mean she's gone?
- I don't know.

But we need to get
out of here right away.

Are you ok?

- Come on.

- Ok, come on,
come on, come on.

Let's go, let's go.

Somewhere
along the way, we grew up,

And the idea of
what was home changed.

It wasn't what our
parents built for us.

It was what we
made for ourselves,

Those small moments of who buys
the milk and who gets the mail,

Who makes you smile
on a terrible day.

Where we were, that
was home, that was family...

A place where we could shut the
door and keep the world at bay.

I know, now,
what a ghost truly is:

A thick silence in a room

That fills up the space
of someone you love.

We can all stay here.

- No, no, I wanna
give you guys some space.

- We don't need s-space.

- Aidan, after
everything that's happened...

- Yeah, you do.
It's ok. It is.

I'm gonna go to the trailer,

Like we planned,
like--like I planned.

- All the times we...

Found her,

All the times she
clawed her way back

From whatever was happening--

- No, not this time.

I felt her go.

- Although, it would
be just like sally

To do something epic right now

And rip her way
out of your chest.

- Oh god, that
would be awesome!

- I'd love that so much.

- I don't know
what to do.

- I know I'm invoking
my grandmother here

When I say this,

But when was
the last time you ate...

Food?

- Oh my god!

- Right?

- Are you sure?

- Yeah.

- It really, suddenly,
tastes good?

'cause it's not like
you haven't eaten.

I've seen you nibble
your way through meals.

- Yes, and it all
tastes like dirt!

Look, I spent 200 years
drinking nothing but blood,

Half-cooked beef, seems
like a good segue to me.

Mmm!
- We should get you chili fries.

- Oh my god,
he just became human.

He's already
trying to kill you!

- No, I'm not!

- No! Listen to me!

I want those. I want them badly.

I want them in my mouth now.
Make it happen!

Can you make it happen?

- Ok, I'll order.
- Thank you!

- But I'm not holding your
hair back when you vomit.

- It's just
so strange.

Even if my eyes are
just a little bit weaker,

And even if I'm moving
a little slower,

Even if there aren't enough
cheeseburgers on this planet

To fill the hunger,

I mean, just, to just be...

It's spectacular.

And sally had to miss it...

And so, it's wasted on me.

- I'm gonna have nora get you
the sriracha chili fries.

- Come here, buddy!
- Come here!

You're a good guy.

♪ when the words are gone

♪ will quiet be a friend...

Sally...

I thought that you'd be here.

Ok...

♪ will you be comfortable

♪ with silence in the end?

♪ will you sing...

- Oh! What are you
doing in here, miss?

Uh, do you have some parents
or something I should call?

'cause, um...
- They left a long time ago.

- You shouldn't be in here.
This is really dangerous.

There's broken glass
everywhere, there's nails...

- Wanna see my room?
- No!

I--I don't wanna
see your room. What--

Miss, I've got work to do!

Miss!

Miss?

Hello?

This isn't in the plans!

It's my secret.

- What is this?

Ah!

- They shouldn't have
left me alone.

But that's ok.

We can send them a message.

I've seen it,

But never
quite experienced

The anxiety of worrying
about a test result.

- I just don't understand
how this is happening.

- Really? I mean, after
everything we've been through,

This--this is
what surprises you?

Really?

Oh...

I'm not meant to be alive.

But you are!

I saw it happen,
what sally did.

She gave you life.
- Yes, she did.

She made me
mortal, but, um,

I think it's
about that time.

Hmm?

I mean, look at this.

I've got the heart of
a 90-year-old man,

Which ain't bad,
all things considered.

- It's everything, aidan.
Your liver, kidneys...

Your body's shutting down.

- Yeah. You didn't need to
smile at larry the lab guy.

I could've told you that.

How long you figure I've got?

- I'm amazed you're
standing here right now.

- See, I was thinking
about a week.

Come on, nora,
what do you say?

Can I talk
you into a week?

I think it might be good.

I know it's
kind of a weird thing

To circle back around
to restaurant work, but...

- Well, it's not
bussing tables.

You'd be cooking, right?
- Yeah, that's right.

I'd be on the line.

It'd give me something
to focus on, you know?

- That's great.

Oh yeah?

You don't seem
super enthused!

I mean, I know you didn't wanna
marry the onion guy, but--

- It's not that.

I think it's great
for you, honestly.

- Yeah. And you love
cooking, so it's...

- Exactly.
It'll ground you.

- Ok, so why do I feel
like we're living in

An eastern european
silent film right now?

- Hey, hey, it's ok.
- It's not ok.

Josh is making plans,
which is great,

But we should all
be making plans!

- Guys!

What the hell's going on?

Guys!

- I got a week to live.

- That's...

That's not something
people say in real life.

- Yeah, but I'm
saying it to you.

- I don't understand.

- Did we really think
that I would just come back

And be human with
no consequences?

What has ever
led us to believe

That life is
that simple?

- Is it something
in sally's spell?

- No, it's the years
that I cheated.

They're all catching up with me.

That's all.

"that's all."
like it's nothing!

- No, it's-- that's not
what I mean, nora.

I mean...

...If I've got a week,

Well, then let's
live that week, you know?

Let's be together!

Let's find something
to laugh about.

Let's eat
a little less meat.

Or let's celebrate your baby!

That's what
I care about!

- What?
- I never said anything to you.

- Ok-- I thought that you knew
and you just weren't telling me.

I just... Ok, look.

What happened is,
I smelled it, you know,

When I was still me,

And I--I smelled
the extra blood.

The heartbeat...
I could hear the...

- Heartbeat?
- And it's a good heartbeat!

Come on! This is
a good thing, isn't it?

I'm just gonna
give you guys a minute!

- This is why I didn't know
how to tell you.

- How are you feeling?
Are you ok?

- I am.

I wasn't sure
this was what I wanted,

After everything.

- Yeah.

- But I do.

It's intense!

It's like this primal
feeling just took over,

And I know that
I could do this.

Are you ok?

I know that it's crazy.

- Yeah...

We should be
institutionalized!

We're having a baby?

♪ dark

♪ and trying are these days

You're very good at this.

- Well, no, it's you!
- I don't have to do anything.

Bartender!

Can we get another
one over here?

- I couldn't.
- Yeah, you can!

- Last one, all right?
And then...

I'm coming back.

- So, what's
the plan, chief?

What's the plan
for cleaning up?

What are you gonna do
with the body, all that?

- Look, junior,
40 minutes from now,

You're gonna find yourself
crumpled on her bedroom floor,

Every drop of
her blood in your belly,

No idea how you got there,
no idea what to do next.

- What are you?

- I'm you,

Give or take 200 years.

Are you
serious?

- Yeah.

- Oh my god,
humans are stupid!

Ok, listen,
listen, listen.

You need someone to check in
with, and get on bagged blood.

You hear me?
Bagged blood.

It tastes like ass, and you're
not gonna want it as much,

But it will dial
down your intake.

- That worked for you?

- Nothing worked for me.

- So, seriously, how do I skip
all this and get to be you?

No, because I already know
I can't do this.

I'm not a monster.

How can I become
human again?

- It is something that
I've wanted for decades,

For centuries.

That's all
I could think about.

"how can I be
the man that I was?"

- Yeah.

- And now...

All I can think
about is, uh,

Going back.

Very, very good!

- What the hell?

- Yeah! Now,
listen to me, son.

You're going to turn me.

- Why?

- Ah, it's just, uh,
working in a restaurant is...

We're having a baby.

I can't pull
restaurant hours.

- Well, we'll figure it out.
It's what you wanna do.

- Yeah, I know, but
I can find another job.

- But it's not
just about the job.

This was something that
was gonna make you happy.

- Yeah, but, I mean,

Well, we're having a baby!

- And does that
make you happy?

- What?

Of course, it does.

I'm elated. I just wanna
think about this practically.

I mean, I can't
take a job

That takes me away from the
house for 18 hours a day.

Besides, you know,
I was thinking, um...

I was thinking about maybe
trying some kind of medication.

Whatever the closest--

- Josh, you and sally
already talked about this.

You can do
this yourself.

You can
already do this.

- Nora...

- You don't
need medication.

- Nora...

I killed 9 people
last week.

- You did it
to protect me.

- Aren't you scared?

Doesn't that scare you?

I mean, you are gonna be
this amazing force,

This incredible mom!

Aren't you scared?

I mean, what if
I freak out?

What if I--
what if I panic?

What if I
hurt the baby?

- No, josh.

- You can't
just say no.

- None of that
scares me,

'cause I know
who you are.

And I trust you.

But I need to know
that you can trust yourself.

- Aidan wanted me to
meet him at this bar.

- You do what
you need to do.

- Hey!

Hey, hey!
Get off him!

- Hey, hey! Whoa!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Josh, let him go.
Let him go!

Ow!

- Well, I didn't
ask for this.

- You weren't
even fighting!

- It's ok, jeremy.

Go on, take off.

- Want to explain?

- Not particularly, no.
I don't think you'd understand.

- Oh, don't
start with that.

- Everything's gonna be fine.

- It's not gonna be fine!
It's not gonna be fine!

You have a week
left to live!

You've got the insides
of a geriatric.

You can't just go
spilling your blood

Like it's 1955 and
you're king of the world!

You fought for this!

You fought for this,
and sally gave it to you,

You selfish
son of a bitch!

- I'm afraid
to die, josh!

I'm afraid to die.

I have one week, josh.
One week, if that.

And do you wanna know what
happens after that, josh?

Nothing!
Nothing happens!

Because vampires don't get
doors. No happy endings for us!

I am afraid to die!

- You're not
a vampire anymore.

- Are you kidding me?

- Are you kidding me?
Listen to what you're saying!

You really think that
a blip of humanity

Is gonna wipe the slate clean
after centuries of monstrosity?

No! No!

So I saw my chance,
and I took it!

It turns out that
I'm a coward.

- No, you're not.

You're a human.

It's gonna be ok!
It's gonna be ok!

- Yeah!

- Hey, buddy!

- Hello.

- I got you your favourite,
triple everything.

- Oh, no. I can't handle
one more triple everything.

Actually, screw it.
Give me triple everything.

- I know you.
Man, you want this.

- Absolutely!

Now, where is that
neighbourhood section?

I'm looking for
something like:

"top 10 historical
gems in boston".

That would be
fun, right?

- I don't know, would it?

- Come on!

- I would think most people,

If they're told they
have a week left to live,

They might wanna, you know,
travel the world, get laid.

- Oh no.

- What?

- There was a murder of
a construction worker.

- Ok.

- In our house.

- I don't know,

But it never felt
right running away.

We gotta go back
to that house.

- No, you're right.
- Yeah.

- Let's do it.

- Yeah, except why don't
you let me do it?

- What the hell are
you talking about?

Would you stop that?

- I've been
thinking about it.

I've got nothing to lose.
You've got everything to lose.

- Yeah, and you're
part of that!

- Yeah, but
you've got nora.

You've got a baby coming.
You've got a life.

That's a lot, josh.

- I'm not gonna value
my life over yours.

- And I'm not
asking you to,

But someone's gonna
make it out of this.

It wasn't sally,

And it ain't gonna be me.

It's you and nora.

You have a chance.

- You know you're not
gonna win this, right?

I'm not gonna let you
do this alone, ok?

I'm not gonna
let you do it!

- All right,
all right, all right.

But if we really wanna win this,
we gotta go in prepared.

So when we get in town,

Just drop me off
at the nearest corner.

I'm gonna find some stuff.

Meet me at the
house in an hour.

You better talk to nora,
because she's gonna wanna--

- Don't worry
about it. I got it.

One hour.

- Mm-hmm.

Sorry, josh.

Ramona.

Well, there you are.

- I see you got my message.

- Yep!

I did.

But you gotta know

There ain't nothing left
for you to win.

I'm mortal.

I'm just an old man
with a few days to live.

And let me tell you
something, little girl.

I ain't gonna be draining
anyone's blood anytime soon.

- You did a pretty good job
while you had the chance.

- I want you to know

That josh and nora and
their baby are gonna be moving

Far away from here.

They're going
to live a life.

And sally,
sally is gone.

And you, well, this old house,
your hold over it,

Well, it certainly
can't last forever, can it?

- Someone else will move in,

And as you can see,
accidents happen.

- Hmm, maybe.

Or maybe the four of us,

Supernaturally
cursed as we were,

Moved under this roof

For one sole reason:

To bring you down.

- And you think
it's gonna be you?

You like to think of
yourself as some kind of hero,

But really, you're
the worst of them all.

All this tragedy,
it's on you.

Sally was the one
who brought me back.

But you're the one
that fed me,

With all the
blood you shed.

You're the real
monster here.

- I've lived with my regret.

- And so that's enough?

I'm not catholic, aidan.

A few hail marys won't
get you out of this.

- That's a real neat trick.

- And now,
you can choke on it.

This won't take
long at all, old man.

You really think
you'll be saved

Just because you'll
die a mortal death?

- I assume nothing
at this point.

- But you're hoping.

Maybe you're
just a man now,

But you were a serial
killer for centuries.

You think there's a door
leading to some kind of heaven

After the blood
you've shed.

- I've lived my life.

And this is my death.

I've died for
my family before.

I'm happy to
do it again.

When the end comes

And everything that you thought
was real starts to fall away,

You consider the meaning
of the life that you lived,

That the only thing that means
a damn thing at the end

Is what you loved.

And you think of who you love,

And you let it take you home.

We need a car over

To make a pick up at...

Sir, step back
a little bit.

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

There's nothing left.

- I don't want you-- I don't
want you to ever question.

I never want
you to worry.

I'm always gonna
be there for you.

For us.

- Let's just hope that
you two don't screw it up.

- You know,
historically speaking...

- Oh my god!

- ...The children
of psychiatrists

Put a lot of issues
on their kids.

- How did
you do this?

How was this
possible?

- I don't know. Um...

It's such a weird...

...Thing.

But you know what?
It's ok.

It's worth it,
because we won.

- So, this is what that
looks like, huh? Winning?

- Yeah! This is us winning.
- This is it?

- No, but it is,
because look at you two.

I mean, this is what
we talked about, right?

- So, then, what now?

Are you gonna come haunt us
at our house or what?

- Uh, no, because
that's weird.

- Oh, that's weird?

- I'm not
doing it!

- Now that you're dead,
it's weird now?

- Yes, it is,
because, look,

The place that you're living
in is kind of small, josh,

And I need space.

I need to, like, spread out.
I need to move around.

And come on, I can't go soft,
just because I'm dead.

- I don't think you can
come with us anyway.

- Well, hey, this
can't be for me.

- It's for you, man!

And don't think
for a second

That you don't deserve it.

- Ok, listen to me.

Um, all of the years
that I've been alive,

These last few,
they were the best.

- There was some
rough stuff in there.

- No, no, no.
They were the best.

- We love you.

We will live a ridiculous life

In your honour.

- Aidan!

Finally!

She's there!

How are you?

- You're seriously gonna ask me
that question right now?

Is there really
nothing I can do?

- You can sit there and let us
cook you dinner for once.

- I can't do that!
- I know it's killing you.

- Look, you're
making a mess!

- I know what I'm doing.

It's a mistake to let a jewish
werewolf loose on a crustacean.

- That's racist!

The day we moved in
was the first day of my life.

Before then, before them,
I had no chance.

I didn't think
I could feel human, feel love,

Coffee grounds, laundry day,
sleeping late, living life --

Thank you for every
small moment of this world.

No, the lobster lives!
Not on my watch!

- Oh, the lobster lives!

- Hmm...

I just had an amazing dream.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

- I dreamt of them.

- Me too.

The four of us
all together.

It was nice.

- Do you think
it's actually them?

Do you think we just dream
about them because we miss them?

- No, I think
it's 100% them.

They're sitting on a cloud
somewhere, dream-weaving.

- Dream-weaving.

- Yeah.

- What time is it, anyway?

- I don't know.

- We left the pies
in the oven.

- Oh god! And our children
are running wild.

- Sally! What are you
doing, honey? Huh?

Huh?

- Aidan!

Oh, oh, oh!

Oh, you wanna play tag?
You spying on me, you crazy kid?

- Look!
You want pie now?

- You crazy kid!

What are you doing, man?

Aidan!