Being Human (2011–2014): Season 1, Episode 8 - Children Shouldn't Play with Undead Things - full transcript
Aidan befriends a neighbor's son when he notices the boy was being bullied. Sally is finding it difficult to deal with her situation. She finds the other ghosts she meets with the same ...
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Previously on Being Human.
- You're not trying to move on.
- I'm lonely.
I know you're nothing.
You're dead.
If you haunt me or Danny,
I won't acknowledge you.
I'm in this
rehabilitation program,
trying to prove
to Nora Sorgent
that I'm an upstanding
member of society
and not a raging ass-hat.
Mail call.
Hello, sexy!
They sent you that DVD
because they think
I affect you.
Oh my god!
What is she doing?
- Whoa!
- Make it stop!
Is that what vampires do?
They get off on this?
Someone's just messing
with me. I will get rid of it.
(Car honking)
(Sally): One of mankind's
greatest abilities
is the power to lie.
Whether it's for good or bad,
profit or survival,
we bend the truth.
It's a skill we pick up early
and hone over time,
pulling the wool over
the eyes of our parents,
our teachers, our boss,
even ourselves.
We tell ourselves
we'll lose weight,
quit smoking,
that, at the end of the day,
we're really a good person.
(Knocking)
(Josh): Aidan!
(Knocking)
Aidan!
- What's up?
- You OK?
Yeah, I was just
watching something.
Good, 'cause Sally's demanding
we take her to the bar.
She can't drink.
So what if I can't drink?
Hanging out at a bar
isn't about drinking.
It's about hanging,
spending quality time
with my buddies.
Sally, you're a great buddy,
but you're dead.
Just because I'm dead doesn't
mean I can't have a life.
You had a life. You need
to continue your journey.
Oh God! I love how
you say journey,
like I've hopped on some
fantastical winged stead
and I'm soaring through
a cloudy land of adventure.
And it's not like
I didn't try, OK?
I went on my journey and
I got my ass handed to me,
like Danny.
Now you two are all I have.
Josh, back me up here.
(Inaudible)
Isn't that your, um...
- What is she exactly?
- My Nora.
I mean,
her name is Nora.
(Clears throat)
Who's that guy she's with?
Travis Reid.
He's a doctor at S.E.H.
Why don't you
go over there and say hi?
No, I'm...
I don't want to interrupt them.
I mean, it...
looks like a date.
Looks like
an after-work drink.
Probably just
talking shop.
Ah!
(Clears throat)
What are you doing?
I'm gonna creep up there
ninja-style and have a listen.
You're always throwing it
in my face that I'm a ghost.
- Let's put it to use.
- Wait!
Do you have any idea how difficult
you make it for me to work?
(Nora): Is that so?
I'm trying to focus,
do my job and I'm constantly
distracted by you.
You're simply
too attractive.
It's gonna cost someone's life
one of these days.
(Nora screams)
- What the hell?
- Oh my god!
Ok, that was no
after-work drink.
You get in there, pronto.
Can we get a towel
or something?
I'm not gonna
go over there
while she's picking
glass off his lap.
The deck is stacked
against you.
He's a doctor.
He's smart, rich, good-looking.
He's got great hair and
a chin dimple, and you're...
Well, uh, you are Josh
and you are very smart
and, uh... funny.
And you look super-cute
in that sweater vest.
- Yes.
- I do?
Yes! You're rocking it.
Get in there.
(♪ Man singing rock ballad
on stereo ♪)
What happens when
we call our own bluff,
when we can't
convince ourselves
that deep down, we really
aren't the stuff of nightmares?
(Honking)
(Siren)
(Telephone ringing)
(Man): Dr. Miller?
You know, I've been
thinking about last night
and you were right
not to make a move.
Really?
No! Look at them!
Josh, you can't let Nora
go out with that bastard.
Maybe she's into bastards.
I don't know.
As long as
she's happy, right?
Aw! You really are
a janitor, aren't you?
(Clears throat)
- I'm an orderly.
- Still kind of sad.
What are you
doing here?
I just thought I'd come by,
see what my homeboys
are up to, hang.
We're working.
Doesn't mean I can't...
Dear God! That man looks
even better in scrubs.
Would you guys
please just leave me
to mop up whatever
this is in peace, please?
Well, I'm done and, actually,
I'm glad you're here, Sally,
because I wanna
show you something.
(Woman on PA, indistinct)
This is the
original hospital.
It was built in 1878,
closed down in '89.
It was Boston's pre-eminent
tuberculosis treatment facility
at the turn
of the century.
Ah, yes.
I'm bored.
Can I go back and
watch Josh mop up urine?
The point is that many people
don't come to the old wing
because many people
claim it's haunted.
Is it?
Extremely.
But you'll have to
see that for yourself.
Hold up. I'm not
going in there alone.
- Come with me.
- Can't.
If you think
I'm going into a place
that scares a member
of the undead,
you flipped
your pancake.
I'm not scared.
It's just...
Some of the ghosts
that wander those halls,
I put them there.
And why in the world
would I go in there by myself?
Because, Josh and I
can only help you so far.
There may be
answers in there.
Well, wait. What if
they hate me in there,
you know, like
they hate you?
You'll be fine.
(Sighing)
I'm going, I'm going,
I'm going.
Holy creepies.
(Woman shouting
in distance, indistinct)
(Sally breathing unevenly)
Have you seen her?
(Gasps)
Have you seen
my Constance?
She said she
wouldn't be long.
Have you seen her?
No, I...
Leave her alone, Nathan.
Man's been lookin' for Constance
goin' on 40 years now.
I don't think he gets it.
My name's Barbara,
by the way.
(Exhaling sharply)
What is all this?
This is where people like us
come to search for things:
loved ones who've passed,
those still on their way.
How about you?
What are you
looking for?
(Woman whispering, indistinct)
I... I don't know.
A way out.
That's the most popular
question on these walls.
Has it worked
for anyone?
The answer for that question
is different for each one of us.
(Sighing)
So it's a shot
in the dark.
Sometimes it helps just
to, uh, announce you're here.
(Many voices
whispering, indistinct)
You must've seen her.
You were out there
with the living.
You know, I need
to get a message out.
OK, but I can't...
It was Sabatino
and his guys.
They're the only ones that knew.
Ah, don't worry, honey.
They can't hurt ya.
No one can.
You're one of us now.
(Chuckling)
No! I'm not one of you!
(Barbara continues chuckling)
(Panting)
(Birds chirpg)
(Boy 1): Where do you think
you're going?
Give me your bag!
(Boy 2):
Give that back!
- You little twerp.
- Stop it!
- No, make me.
- Leave me alone!
(Boy 1 laughing)
Come on, loser!
You gotta catch it.
What's he got
in here, anyways?
Hey! That's enough.
Leave him alone.
Why don't you
mind your own business?
What?
Get out of
here, creeper.
Uh, how about a little
respect for your elders?
What you gonna do? Hit me
and my dad will own your ass.
(Sniffs)
OK, wait. Which one of
you wets the bed?
It's you, isn't it?
I don't wet my bed.
Uh, yeah, you do.
You reek of it.
I'll bet you wake up early every
morning at the crack of dawn
scrubbing the sheets
until the sun comes up,
but you just can't
wash it all away, can you?
(Scoffing)
Let's go.
Dude, you really
pee your bed?
Shut up!
Are you OK?
Yeah, thanks.
Normally I can get away,
but I forgot my keys.
What's your name?
My name's Bernie.
I'm a neighbour.
Nobody's home, huh?
My mom's at work.
Do you think it'd be OK if I
wait for her at your house?
Uh, I don't think
that that would be a...
OK, well, I guess
I can wait here.
Maybe they won't come back.
OK, come on.
Hey!
Where have
you been hiding?
- Me? No hide.
I mean, I don't...
(Chuckles)
I have no
reason to hide.
We haven't talked
since everything
went down with
your sister. Is she OK?
Emily, yeah.
She's fine.
I got her cleaned up,
took her home, saw my folks.
It was great.
How 'bout you?
How have you been?
Um, I, uh, I saw you
with Dr. Reid
at the b-bar.
You two looked
very close.
Friendly.
Wow, stalk much?
No, not much.
I mean, I don't stalk you
or anyone, really,
for that matter,
because I'm not
a stalker.
I happened to be there and you
happened to be there, so...
Why didn't
you come over?
I didn't wanna
crash your date.
Was it...
Was it that?
A date, I mean.
I do love to
watch you squirm.
It's as though
you're an artist
and awkward is
your medium.
If you and Reid are
having a thing, I get it.
OK? But I'd really like
to get together again,
maybe have a... a... a date
that doesn't end with us
tending to my
battered sister.
What about
tonight, 8:00?
I'll cook for
you this time.
Tonight?
Like, tonight, tonight?
I have a week of
night shifts coming up.
What do you say?
Is Dr. Reid
OK with it?
(Chuckles)
It was an
after-work drink
that could have
turned into a date.
Ah.
But you missed the end where
his beer exploded onto his lap.
Oh no, I saw that.
It was strange.
Beyond strange, actually.
How do you feel
about lamb chops?
I'm kind of amazing
with lamb chops...
Are you
in on this?
Do you have
any idea
about the freak show
going on here?
No, not now.
Not now?
No!
Yes, now.
I mean, I... I used to
like lamb chops,
but... but... but not now,
because I got sick
from them once.
- Diarrhoea.
- Oh!
Really?
Yeah, so...
But I'd love to
give them another shot.
(Both talking
simultaneously)
So 8:00 is good?
8:00 is awesome.
- Great.
- You don't even care!
So, it's a date.
- Oh my god!
- Why would Aiden do that to me?
What the hell was that?
I don't know.
OK, I've gotta...
I've gotta go
finish up some stuff.
I'll see you tonight?
Yeah, I'll see
you tonight.
So what time is
your mom coming home?
6:30.
Got any 10s?
Go fish.
This is fun.
(Chuckling)
Really? Go Fish?
Bernie, your fun bar
is set a little low.
Normally, I'd just be watching
TV or doing my homework.
Got any
favourite subjects?
History. I'm doing
a project on Paul Revere.
Oh, what a tool.
Who? Paul Revere?
How would you know?
Hello!
It was an
after-work drink!
- You blood-sucking turd!
We're going out tonight!
Hello there, little friend.
- Oh, thi...
Um, this is Bernie
from across the street.
Bernie, this is Josh.
He's hanging out until
his mom comes to get him.
- I was getting bullied.
- Oh! Beat up?
- Back-pack keep-away.
- See, that's...
You're lucky
I can't touch stuff
or else I'd take
a piece of wood,
I'd sharpen it into a stake and
shove it straight up your...
So, Bern, you hungry?
I could eat.
Good.
Um, I'll make you
a sandwich.
(Whooshing)
What in the hell
were you thinking?
I was thinking
maybe you could
connect with your
own kind, make a friend.
A friend?
A friend. Who?
One of those things
in that hallway?
They're not things.
They're spirits like you.
Not like that, I'm not.
Well, not yet.
Right now, you're OK.
But if you stick around,
you let things
remain unresolved,
sooner or later,
it will be too late.
You will end up just like
those people you saw today,
searching for
the pieces of a puzzle
that doesn't even
exist anymore.
What are you playing?
Go Fish.
He likes it.
That is so adorable,
I can't even be mad at you.
Are you telling me
you're a kid person?
Hi, I'm Cindy Landon,
Bernie's mom.
Aidan. Hi.
Here he is.
Bernie, what were
you thinking,
coming over to
a stranger's house?
He's a neighbour, and I
called before I came over.
Oh, you called.
He could've murdered you
between the phone
and the door.
- Mom...
- No offense.
I mean, you never know
who's living
across the street.
Aiden saved me from
getting my ass stomped again.
- Language!
- I'm sorry.
There's no other
way to describe it.
I was happy to do it.
Thank you. If I can
ever return the favour.
Oh, I promise to call you
if anyone picks on me.
Bernie!
(Laughing)
See you later.
Did you double-down
on antiperspirant?
You sweat a lot
when you're nervous.
I went through half
a Speed Stick.
How's your breath?
(Exhaling)
I don't have a sense
of smell anymore.
(Exhaling)
(Sniffing)
I gotta be honest,
it smells like dog to me.
But I'm sure
it's minty fresh.
I should just
postpone this thing.
Well, why?
I'm turning tomorrow.
So?
So, he's saying he...
you feel wolfy, right?
OK, I don't know what
"feeling wolfy" means,
but I do know that you haven't
gotten laid in 2 years.
Josh, be the wolf!
Huh?
Be the wolf.
Be the wolf.
♪ I've been a castaway... ♪
And the jerk just kept
throwing magazines at me!
(Josh chuckling)
So, what did you do?
I threw every
magazine back at him...
(Laughing)
told him I didn't care
if he was the archbishop.
I'd kick him out
of my waiting room.
Nice. So my nominee
for worst patient ever
is Mr. Fisicos.
I think he might
be the meanest dia...
No, the meanest person
I have literally
ever met in my life.
Yeah.
They amputated
both his legs today.
Oh.
It was great lasa...
great lasagna.
(Chuckles)
Just great.
(Clears throat)
This part sucks,
doesn't it?
What part?
The part where we sit here
and talk in circles,
when all we want to do
is move on to the good stuff,
the kissing and
the groping.
Yeah...
(Chuckles)
I was kind of waiting
for my opening, you know?
Just, like, a signal
or something.
Hmm, like the tour.
Yeah, when a woman wants
to show you her apartment,
it's usually just an excuse
to get you in the bedroom.
Come on! No one's ever
offered you the tour?
I'm afraid not.
Josh...
Would you like to see
the rest of my apartment?
(Giggles)
No. Nope!
(Chuckling)
Mmm!
You have really
soft lips.
I'm a big
lip balm guy.
(Giggling)
(Panting)
(Growling)
(Growling)
Oh my god!
What, what, what?
What's the matter?
Nothing.
Uh, nothing.
No, it's... it's...
I just, uh,
I can't.
Why, why, why?
Did I do something?
No. God, no.
You're perfect.
No, it's me.
It's my... it's my problem.
Well, what?
What is it then?
I'm a nurse. I promise this is
nothing I haven't seen before.
I just... I have...
I have a problem,
uh, controlling myself.
You and about
30 billion other guys.
That's... that's not
that big a deal.
Come on,
we'll take it slow.
- No, no. I... I... I really, um,
I really should...
I... I'm sorry.
I should go.
This was love...
This was a lovely evening.
I, um... I... I'll call
you tomorrow, OK?
(Door closing)
(Sighing)
Hey, Aidan!
Hey! What's up?
Not much.
So you wanna kick
a ball around or something?
Uh, Bernie, I'm, like,
200 years older than you.
I don't care.
They always there?
Pretty much.
You know what?
Let's do it.
- Really?
- Ah, yeah.
Hey, Mom, is it cool if I
go to the park with Aidan?
I'm sure Aidan's busy.
Actually,
I'm incredibly un-busy.
Please?
Get your jacket.
Are you trying to
use my son to pick up girls?
'Cause that only
works with babies.
No, puppies
are good too.
(Chuckling)
Guess there's...
there's no guidebook
for how to handle
this, is there?
What do you mean?
Letting him go,
be a normal kid
and all that.
You seem like
a good guy, Aidan,
and I really appreciate
what you did for Bernie,
but I hardly know you,
and if anything ever happens...
Well, then you know
where I live.
I promise I will
watch out for him.
(Dog barking)
OK.
Have fun.
Be careful!
Why are you vacuuming
like a crazy person?
What?
It's all good.
Do you want to
talk about it?
(Chuckles nervously)
I growled.
What?
Nora and I, we... we were...
being together, and I...
(Sighing)
growled.
Like, you were trying
to be sexy?
No.
Well, did she mind?
She didn't notice.
Oh. So what's the problem?
(Whooshing)
I lost control.
I knew no business being around
anybody, especially Nora,
but I went anyway.
Because you like Nora,
and she likes you,
and you deserved
to go on a date.
She doesn't deserve
to have me, what I am,
inflicted on her.
She deserves a guy
like Dr. Reid.
(Sighing)
What you are?
What you are is alive.
Yeah, one night
every 4 weeks
you turn into a wolf.
But every other day,
you get to have a job,
you get to go on dates,
fall in love.
I'd kill to have
your life, Josh.
I'd kill to
have any life.
I gotta be honest
with you, Bernie.
It's a little strange
that you're out here,
when you could be
locked in your room
playing mindless
video games.
I like soccer.
Oh yeah? Huh!
Well, if fresh air's
your thing,
what else do you like?
I like boats.
My dad had one.
Really?
Did you ever
go out on it?
Once.
I don't really remember
a whole lot about him, though,
but I just remember that boat.
I liked it.
What did you want to be
when you grew up?
I wanted to take over
my dad's printing press,
but then the, uh,
the war came,
so I joined the army.
Did you get to do bad-ass
stuff like shoot a gun?
Did you kill somebody?
There's nothing good
about war, Bernie.
Trust me on this.
Oh.
Did you take over your dad's
printing press or whatever
when you got back?
No. Things had changed.
Ow!
(Bernie groaning)
You all right?
Think so.
Yeah, just a scrape.
See?
Yeah, it's OK.
Come on, Aidan.
Don't be a wuss.
Yeah, it's just a scrape.
Can I play?
Could you give me a minute?
What's with
the midget?
He's just a neighbourhood kid.
What are you doing here?
I wanted to see you.
We left things a little
abruptly, didn't we?
Or you did.
Look, I get that you're
trying to be careful, I guess.
But I was being honest
with you that night
and I thought we were on
our way to being normal.
Normal?
Yeah. Yeah, it was
a completely normal evening
right up until Marcus
attacked Josh's sister.
He did what?
Oh!
I swear I have no idea
what you're talking about.
Yeah, because
you're so innocent.
On this, I am.
Please believe me.
(Sighing)
Now is not the time.
I miss you.
I'm lonely.
Aren't you?
Haven't you been
thinking about me?
(Panting)
You may have
crossed my mind.
(Sighing)
I should go.
(Sighing)
I've been
watching you with him.
You must've been
a father once.
Probably a great one, right?
(Siren in distance)
We need to talk.
I was just...
Now.
I... I have a
tiny bit of time.
I don't have...
You're embarrassed.
I'm a lot of things.
You are.
You're smart and sexy,
adorable.
Nora, you don't
have to do this.
I know I don't have to.
I want to.
And when I want something,
I'm patient.
It's nothing to be
ashamed about.
We don't have to rush
right into... things.
There's plenty of stuff
we can do to lead us there.
(Gasps, clears throat)
(Sighing)
Are you
attracted to me?
Oh my god, yes.
You're... you're beautiful.
Your eyes,
your touch.
The smell of you.
Then give me a chance...
(Both moaning)
♪ I left the TV on ♪
♪ And lit a cigarette ♪
♪ I left the words to you ♪
(Growling)
♪ The things that I would let ♪
(Panting)
♪ You get away with things ♪
♪ And I stay up all night ♪
(Growling)
♪ I don't wanna hear you ♪
♪ Hear you speak... ♪
(Moaning)
(Growling)
♪
♪
♪
That's a little film
called Evan Almighty.
And that's your
favourite movie?
I've seen it 11 times.
So, what do you think?
Do you want me to be honest?
Yeah.
I, uh, hated it.
The plot was trite.
It was boring.
It was insulting even.
I'm dumber for
having watched it.
I can't believe you enjoy
this, uh, drivel!
I'm 10.
No, look, you're
just the right age
to hit the comedic jackpot
that is The Three Stooges.
That sounds lame.
Oh! Lame? Really?
Let me ask you a question.
Big bald guy gets hit
with a sack of wrenches
then is poked in the eye
by a guy with a bowl cut.
- What? Funny or not?
- That's funny.
Yes! Good. Now, up in my room,
tons of Three Stooges DVDs.
Pick any ones you want.
You'll thank me later.
Yes! Go.
Very important.
Go, go, go!
(Door buzzing)
Come in!
Bernie will be down
in a second.
I feel like I should
pay you for baby-sitting.
Oh, no problem.
I do have one concern.
Are you aware of the crappy
movies that he's watching?
Why are you two always
over here anyways?
You should spend
some time at our house.
You could
come over tonight.
Oh God!
- Am I being creepy mom?
- No!
(Both chuckling)
I'll just blame
that on happy hour
and half-priced Mojitos.
(Chuckling,
running footsteps)
All right.
Here you go, pal.
See you, Aidan!
Bye, you two.
(Door closing)
(Siren in distance)
(Both panting)
I don't know what
you were talking about.
You controlled yourself
pretty well there, Mister.
(Whispering):
Oh my God! Oh my God!
(Panting)
(Clothing rustling)
Josh?
Classy.
(Panting)
(Woman talking, indistinct)
I'm sorry.
(Both talking,
indistinct)
Do you think Bernie
would like this?
Someone made
a new friend.
Shut up!
It's sweet.
He could use an
older man in his life,
and, uh, you could definitely
stand a little innocence.
What's age, anyway?
You're... what?
257.
For real?
(Door opening)
I ran out of time.
Get everything breakable
out of the room!
How much time do we have?
Minutes.
Save the TV!
Whoa, whoa!
What's going on?
- I'm changing.
- In the house?
Turn the stereo up loud.
But you just cleaned!
(♪ Rock ♪)
Aaah! It's coming.
Get out now.
(Josh grunting)
Sally, come on!
- I wanna see what happens.
- No!
Why not?
You can't hurt me.
I don't care
about that! Aaah!
(Panting)
Fine, do whatever.
Just stand where
I can't see you.
Are you sure?
(Sally): Yes!
(♪ Man singing rock ♪)
So, ballpark,
how long does it...
(Screaming)
(Screaming)
(Josh screaming)
(Roaring)
(Bones cracking)
(Roaring)
Josh?
(Growling)
(Growling)
(Glass breaking)
I never imagined
it would happen like that...
(Thudding and growling)
that that's what
he goes through.
Every 4 weeks for
the rest of his life.
(Growling)
(Dishes clinking)
Morning.
Are you OK?
Yeah.
(Clears throat)
I'm sorry about
last night.
I never wanted
to bring it home.
You ran out of time.
I don't really know
what to say to you,
'cause it's like
you've seen me naked,
only way, way worse.
Just don't
say anything.
And don't... don't apologize.
I'm the one
who should be sorry,
throwing a pity
party for myself
and telling you
to suck it up.
Yeah.
Not your most
gracious hour.
(Whooshing)
When I saw you become...
Now you
get it, right?
My... my hesitation
with people, with Nora.
I do.
(Sighing)
You have it so much
worse than me, Josh.
(Whooshing)
(Sighing)
All the more reason
you deserve happiness.
Thank you.
Now you have to leave.
What?
Nora called and she's
a little rage-full.
She's on her way over
and I have to clean up.
And she already
thinks I'm a freak
after jumping her bones
and running out on her.
And when you're around,
odd things happen.
And it's not your fault,
it's just they happen,
'cause it's you,
and, well, Nora,
she's a little...
She's scared of me.
No, she can't
even see you.
Kind of.
Yeah, she's scared of you.
Because I'm a monster too.
No, you're not
a monster.
You're a... being.
Josh.
It's OK.
- When you say jumped her...
- No.
All right.
We'll talk later.
- Yeah.
- Go.
(Clearing throat)
It doesn't have
to be spotless.
Just less
Diary of a Mad Man.
It's really not that bad.
(Doorbell buzzing)
What kind of animal gives this
garbage to a 10 year-old boy?
Cindy, look, I... I don't know
what you think happened,
but I didn't give
this to Bernie.
How much did he see?
He saw exactly what you
wanted him to see, you monster,
two people
screwing in a hotel.
You come near Bernie again,
I'll kill you.
Cindy.
Cindy, wait!
Cindy, Cindy!
I would never, never give
that stuff to Bernie.
Oh my god!
I am so stupid!
I can't believe
I trusted you.
I wanted
to trust you.
"He's a good guy,"
I told myself.
"He's a good neighbour.
Bernie needs that."
- Ci...
- Don't talk to me!
Don't ever
talk to me!
I am not like that!
I am not some...
(Sighing)
What? Say it.
Pervert? 'Cause that's
what you are, right?
Some sick piece of scum
that gets off on little kids.
Mom!
I took it.
Why?
Aidan told me
to go up to his room
to grab some
Three Stooges DVDs
and I saw it
on the shelf.
I just wanted to see
what was on it.
Go in the house.
- I'm sorry!
- Go!
Cindy, I am so sorry.
Stay away
from my son.
(Sighing)
You kept this. Why?
I don't know.
I was gonna
throw it away, Josh,
but then I thought...
"I should keep this.
I deserve it.
"I cut myself off
from everything else.
"I can keep just
this one thing."
This one thing flies
in the face of...
What are we doing?
If you're gonna hold
onto things like this,
what's the point?
(Door slamming)
There he is,
Mr. Hit and Run.
Nora, I'm sorry.
I'm...
I know you're mad.
Mad?
If my legs hadn't
been jellied,
I would've
chased you down
and kicked your ass
last night.
Yeah, about that,
the... the... the jellied legs.
I mean,
I... I didn't do that.
I... I'm...
I did, but I didn't.
I was...
I was there. You...
You did
and then you bolted on me.
I didn't bolt, I...
I mean, I... I did.
OK, remember how I said
it's cute when you're awkward?
This isn't cute.
I'm so sorry that
I left the way that I did.
I'm mortified
by my behaviour.
I'm not the kind of
guy who does that.
I'm also not the kind of guy
who mounts women spontaneously
and has furious animal sex.
You're not?
Not always.
Oh, thank God!
(Laughing)
I... I can't believe
I went with it myself.
I mean, it was...
it was something else.
(Both chuckling)
But I... I...
I don't know. It's just,
it's not really my style.
(Sighing)
I'm not a prude,
but I... I like more...
Romance?
Yes, me too.
Courtship, all that.
I'm...
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think there's...
I think there's
something here...
between us.
Let's just take some time
to figure it out.
Yeah, I'd like that.
♪ In the morning
getting out of bed ♪
♪ One eye open
Covers on my head ♪
♪ Seems the day's
already gone ahead ♪
♪ Without me ♪
♪ And that just suits me fine ♪
♪ So far ♪
♪ I've been counting all
the times I've been awake ♪
♪ Over the last few days ♪
♪ It seems I've finally
found the way ♪
♪ To face mistakes ♪
♪ I've got a fragile heart ♪
♪ Since I left you ♪
♪ So I'm looking
for a way ♪
♪ That I can mend ♪
♪ This fragile
Oh so fragile heart ♪
♪ Since it left you ♪
♪ But if I stay in bed ♪
♪ I might just save the day ♪
♪ I've got a fragile heart ♪
♪ Since I left you ♪
♪ So I'm looking for a way ♪
♪ That I can mend ♪
♪ This fragile
Oh so fragile heart ♪
♪ Since it left you ♪
♪ But if I stay in bed ♪
---
Previously on Being Human.
- You're not trying to move on.
- I'm lonely.
I know you're nothing.
You're dead.
If you haunt me or Danny,
I won't acknowledge you.
I'm in this
rehabilitation program,
trying to prove
to Nora Sorgent
that I'm an upstanding
member of society
and not a raging ass-hat.
Mail call.
Hello, sexy!
They sent you that DVD
because they think
I affect you.
Oh my god!
What is she doing?
- Whoa!
- Make it stop!
Is that what vampires do?
They get off on this?
Someone's just messing
with me. I will get rid of it.
(Car honking)
(Sally): One of mankind's
greatest abilities
is the power to lie.
Whether it's for good or bad,
profit or survival,
we bend the truth.
It's a skill we pick up early
and hone over time,
pulling the wool over
the eyes of our parents,
our teachers, our boss,
even ourselves.
We tell ourselves
we'll lose weight,
quit smoking,
that, at the end of the day,
we're really a good person.
(Knocking)
(Josh): Aidan!
(Knocking)
Aidan!
- What's up?
- You OK?
Yeah, I was just
watching something.
Good, 'cause Sally's demanding
we take her to the bar.
She can't drink.
So what if I can't drink?
Hanging out at a bar
isn't about drinking.
It's about hanging,
spending quality time
with my buddies.
Sally, you're a great buddy,
but you're dead.
Just because I'm dead doesn't
mean I can't have a life.
You had a life. You need
to continue your journey.
Oh God! I love how
you say journey,
like I've hopped on some
fantastical winged stead
and I'm soaring through
a cloudy land of adventure.
And it's not like
I didn't try, OK?
I went on my journey and
I got my ass handed to me,
like Danny.
Now you two are all I have.
Josh, back me up here.
(Inaudible)
Isn't that your, um...
- What is she exactly?
- My Nora.
I mean,
her name is Nora.
(Clears throat)
Who's that guy she's with?
Travis Reid.
He's a doctor at S.E.H.
Why don't you
go over there and say hi?
No, I'm...
I don't want to interrupt them.
I mean, it...
looks like a date.
Looks like
an after-work drink.
Probably just
talking shop.
Ah!
(Clears throat)
What are you doing?
I'm gonna creep up there
ninja-style and have a listen.
You're always throwing it
in my face that I'm a ghost.
- Let's put it to use.
- Wait!
Do you have any idea how difficult
you make it for me to work?
(Nora): Is that so?
I'm trying to focus,
do my job and I'm constantly
distracted by you.
You're simply
too attractive.
It's gonna cost someone's life
one of these days.
(Nora screams)
- What the hell?
- Oh my god!
Ok, that was no
after-work drink.
You get in there, pronto.
Can we get a towel
or something?
I'm not gonna
go over there
while she's picking
glass off his lap.
The deck is stacked
against you.
He's a doctor.
He's smart, rich, good-looking.
He's got great hair and
a chin dimple, and you're...
Well, uh, you are Josh
and you are very smart
and, uh... funny.
And you look super-cute
in that sweater vest.
- Yes.
- I do?
Yes! You're rocking it.
Get in there.
(♪ Man singing rock ballad
on stereo ♪)
What happens when
we call our own bluff,
when we can't
convince ourselves
that deep down, we really
aren't the stuff of nightmares?
(Honking)
(Siren)
(Telephone ringing)
(Man): Dr. Miller?
You know, I've been
thinking about last night
and you were right
not to make a move.
Really?
No! Look at them!
Josh, you can't let Nora
go out with that bastard.
Maybe she's into bastards.
I don't know.
As long as
she's happy, right?
Aw! You really are
a janitor, aren't you?
(Clears throat)
- I'm an orderly.
- Still kind of sad.
What are you
doing here?
I just thought I'd come by,
see what my homeboys
are up to, hang.
We're working.
Doesn't mean I can't...
Dear God! That man looks
even better in scrubs.
Would you guys
please just leave me
to mop up whatever
this is in peace, please?
Well, I'm done and, actually,
I'm glad you're here, Sally,
because I wanna
show you something.
(Woman on PA, indistinct)
This is the
original hospital.
It was built in 1878,
closed down in '89.
It was Boston's pre-eminent
tuberculosis treatment facility
at the turn
of the century.
Ah, yes.
I'm bored.
Can I go back and
watch Josh mop up urine?
The point is that many people
don't come to the old wing
because many people
claim it's haunted.
Is it?
Extremely.
But you'll have to
see that for yourself.
Hold up. I'm not
going in there alone.
- Come with me.
- Can't.
If you think
I'm going into a place
that scares a member
of the undead,
you flipped
your pancake.
I'm not scared.
It's just...
Some of the ghosts
that wander those halls,
I put them there.
And why in the world
would I go in there by myself?
Because, Josh and I
can only help you so far.
There may be
answers in there.
Well, wait. What if
they hate me in there,
you know, like
they hate you?
You'll be fine.
(Sighing)
I'm going, I'm going,
I'm going.
Holy creepies.
(Woman shouting
in distance, indistinct)
(Sally breathing unevenly)
Have you seen her?
(Gasps)
Have you seen
my Constance?
She said she
wouldn't be long.
Have you seen her?
No, I...
Leave her alone, Nathan.
Man's been lookin' for Constance
goin' on 40 years now.
I don't think he gets it.
My name's Barbara,
by the way.
(Exhaling sharply)
What is all this?
This is where people like us
come to search for things:
loved ones who've passed,
those still on their way.
How about you?
What are you
looking for?
(Woman whispering, indistinct)
I... I don't know.
A way out.
That's the most popular
question on these walls.
Has it worked
for anyone?
The answer for that question
is different for each one of us.
(Sighing)
So it's a shot
in the dark.
Sometimes it helps just
to, uh, announce you're here.
(Many voices
whispering, indistinct)
You must've seen her.
You were out there
with the living.
You know, I need
to get a message out.
OK, but I can't...
It was Sabatino
and his guys.
They're the only ones that knew.
Ah, don't worry, honey.
They can't hurt ya.
No one can.
You're one of us now.
(Chuckling)
No! I'm not one of you!
(Barbara continues chuckling)
(Panting)
(Birds chirpg)
(Boy 1): Where do you think
you're going?
Give me your bag!
(Boy 2):
Give that back!
- You little twerp.
- Stop it!
- No, make me.
- Leave me alone!
(Boy 1 laughing)
Come on, loser!
You gotta catch it.
What's he got
in here, anyways?
Hey! That's enough.
Leave him alone.
Why don't you
mind your own business?
What?
Get out of
here, creeper.
Uh, how about a little
respect for your elders?
What you gonna do? Hit me
and my dad will own your ass.
(Sniffs)
OK, wait. Which one of
you wets the bed?
It's you, isn't it?
I don't wet my bed.
Uh, yeah, you do.
You reek of it.
I'll bet you wake up early every
morning at the crack of dawn
scrubbing the sheets
until the sun comes up,
but you just can't
wash it all away, can you?
(Scoffing)
Let's go.
Dude, you really
pee your bed?
Shut up!
Are you OK?
Yeah, thanks.
Normally I can get away,
but I forgot my keys.
What's your name?
My name's Bernie.
I'm a neighbour.
Nobody's home, huh?
My mom's at work.
Do you think it'd be OK if I
wait for her at your house?
Uh, I don't think
that that would be a...
OK, well, I guess
I can wait here.
Maybe they won't come back.
OK, come on.
Hey!
Where have
you been hiding?
- Me? No hide.
I mean, I don't...
(Chuckles)
I have no
reason to hide.
We haven't talked
since everything
went down with
your sister. Is she OK?
Emily, yeah.
She's fine.
I got her cleaned up,
took her home, saw my folks.
It was great.
How 'bout you?
How have you been?
Um, I, uh, I saw you
with Dr. Reid
at the b-bar.
You two looked
very close.
Friendly.
Wow, stalk much?
No, not much.
I mean, I don't stalk you
or anyone, really,
for that matter,
because I'm not
a stalker.
I happened to be there and you
happened to be there, so...
Why didn't
you come over?
I didn't wanna
crash your date.
Was it...
Was it that?
A date, I mean.
I do love to
watch you squirm.
It's as though
you're an artist
and awkward is
your medium.
If you and Reid are
having a thing, I get it.
OK? But I'd really like
to get together again,
maybe have a... a... a date
that doesn't end with us
tending to my
battered sister.
What about
tonight, 8:00?
I'll cook for
you this time.
Tonight?
Like, tonight, tonight?
I have a week of
night shifts coming up.
What do you say?
Is Dr. Reid
OK with it?
(Chuckles)
It was an
after-work drink
that could have
turned into a date.
Ah.
But you missed the end where
his beer exploded onto his lap.
Oh no, I saw that.
It was strange.
Beyond strange, actually.
How do you feel
about lamb chops?
I'm kind of amazing
with lamb chops...
Are you
in on this?
Do you have
any idea
about the freak show
going on here?
No, not now.
Not now?
No!
Yes, now.
I mean, I... I used to
like lamb chops,
but... but... but not now,
because I got sick
from them once.
- Diarrhoea.
- Oh!
Really?
Yeah, so...
But I'd love to
give them another shot.
(Both talking
simultaneously)
So 8:00 is good?
8:00 is awesome.
- Great.
- You don't even care!
So, it's a date.
- Oh my god!
- Why would Aiden do that to me?
What the hell was that?
I don't know.
OK, I've gotta...
I've gotta go
finish up some stuff.
I'll see you tonight?
Yeah, I'll see
you tonight.
So what time is
your mom coming home?
6:30.
Got any 10s?
Go fish.
This is fun.
(Chuckling)
Really? Go Fish?
Bernie, your fun bar
is set a little low.
Normally, I'd just be watching
TV or doing my homework.
Got any
favourite subjects?
History. I'm doing
a project on Paul Revere.
Oh, what a tool.
Who? Paul Revere?
How would you know?
Hello!
It was an
after-work drink!
- You blood-sucking turd!
We're going out tonight!
Hello there, little friend.
- Oh, thi...
Um, this is Bernie
from across the street.
Bernie, this is Josh.
He's hanging out until
his mom comes to get him.
- I was getting bullied.
- Oh! Beat up?
- Back-pack keep-away.
- See, that's...
You're lucky
I can't touch stuff
or else I'd take
a piece of wood,
I'd sharpen it into a stake and
shove it straight up your...
So, Bern, you hungry?
I could eat.
Good.
Um, I'll make you
a sandwich.
(Whooshing)
What in the hell
were you thinking?
I was thinking
maybe you could
connect with your
own kind, make a friend.
A friend?
A friend. Who?
One of those things
in that hallway?
They're not things.
They're spirits like you.
Not like that, I'm not.
Well, not yet.
Right now, you're OK.
But if you stick around,
you let things
remain unresolved,
sooner or later,
it will be too late.
You will end up just like
those people you saw today,
searching for
the pieces of a puzzle
that doesn't even
exist anymore.
What are you playing?
Go Fish.
He likes it.
That is so adorable,
I can't even be mad at you.
Are you telling me
you're a kid person?
Hi, I'm Cindy Landon,
Bernie's mom.
Aidan. Hi.
Here he is.
Bernie, what were
you thinking,
coming over to
a stranger's house?
He's a neighbour, and I
called before I came over.
Oh, you called.
He could've murdered you
between the phone
and the door.
- Mom...
- No offense.
I mean, you never know
who's living
across the street.
Aiden saved me from
getting my ass stomped again.
- Language!
- I'm sorry.
There's no other
way to describe it.
I was happy to do it.
Thank you. If I can
ever return the favour.
Oh, I promise to call you
if anyone picks on me.
Bernie!
(Laughing)
See you later.
Did you double-down
on antiperspirant?
You sweat a lot
when you're nervous.
I went through half
a Speed Stick.
How's your breath?
(Exhaling)
I don't have a sense
of smell anymore.
(Exhaling)
(Sniffing)
I gotta be honest,
it smells like dog to me.
But I'm sure
it's minty fresh.
I should just
postpone this thing.
Well, why?
I'm turning tomorrow.
So?
So, he's saying he...
you feel wolfy, right?
OK, I don't know what
"feeling wolfy" means,
but I do know that you haven't
gotten laid in 2 years.
Josh, be the wolf!
Huh?
Be the wolf.
Be the wolf.
♪ I've been a castaway... ♪
And the jerk just kept
throwing magazines at me!
(Josh chuckling)
So, what did you do?
I threw every
magazine back at him...
(Laughing)
told him I didn't care
if he was the archbishop.
I'd kick him out
of my waiting room.
Nice. So my nominee
for worst patient ever
is Mr. Fisicos.
I think he might
be the meanest dia...
No, the meanest person
I have literally
ever met in my life.
Yeah.
They amputated
both his legs today.
Oh.
It was great lasa...
great lasagna.
(Chuckles)
Just great.
(Clears throat)
This part sucks,
doesn't it?
What part?
The part where we sit here
and talk in circles,
when all we want to do
is move on to the good stuff,
the kissing and
the groping.
Yeah...
(Chuckles)
I was kind of waiting
for my opening, you know?
Just, like, a signal
or something.
Hmm, like the tour.
Yeah, when a woman wants
to show you her apartment,
it's usually just an excuse
to get you in the bedroom.
Come on! No one's ever
offered you the tour?
I'm afraid not.
Josh...
Would you like to see
the rest of my apartment?
(Giggles)
No. Nope!
(Chuckling)
Mmm!
You have really
soft lips.
I'm a big
lip balm guy.
(Giggling)
(Panting)
(Growling)
(Growling)
Oh my god!
What, what, what?
What's the matter?
Nothing.
Uh, nothing.
No, it's... it's...
I just, uh,
I can't.
Why, why, why?
Did I do something?
No. God, no.
You're perfect.
No, it's me.
It's my... it's my problem.
Well, what?
What is it then?
I'm a nurse. I promise this is
nothing I haven't seen before.
I just... I have...
I have a problem,
uh, controlling myself.
You and about
30 billion other guys.
That's... that's not
that big a deal.
Come on,
we'll take it slow.
- No, no. I... I... I really, um,
I really should...
I... I'm sorry.
I should go.
This was love...
This was a lovely evening.
I, um... I... I'll call
you tomorrow, OK?
(Door closing)
(Sighing)
Hey, Aidan!
Hey! What's up?
Not much.
So you wanna kick
a ball around or something?
Uh, Bernie, I'm, like,
200 years older than you.
I don't care.
They always there?
Pretty much.
You know what?
Let's do it.
- Really?
- Ah, yeah.
Hey, Mom, is it cool if I
go to the park with Aidan?
I'm sure Aidan's busy.
Actually,
I'm incredibly un-busy.
Please?
Get your jacket.
Are you trying to
use my son to pick up girls?
'Cause that only
works with babies.
No, puppies
are good too.
(Chuckling)
Guess there's...
there's no guidebook
for how to handle
this, is there?
What do you mean?
Letting him go,
be a normal kid
and all that.
You seem like
a good guy, Aidan,
and I really appreciate
what you did for Bernie,
but I hardly know you,
and if anything ever happens...
Well, then you know
where I live.
I promise I will
watch out for him.
(Dog barking)
OK.
Have fun.
Be careful!
Why are you vacuuming
like a crazy person?
What?
It's all good.
Do you want to
talk about it?
(Chuckles nervously)
I growled.
What?
Nora and I, we... we were...
being together, and I...
(Sighing)
growled.
Like, you were trying
to be sexy?
No.
Well, did she mind?
She didn't notice.
Oh. So what's the problem?
(Whooshing)
I lost control.
I knew no business being around
anybody, especially Nora,
but I went anyway.
Because you like Nora,
and she likes you,
and you deserved
to go on a date.
She doesn't deserve
to have me, what I am,
inflicted on her.
She deserves a guy
like Dr. Reid.
(Sighing)
What you are?
What you are is alive.
Yeah, one night
every 4 weeks
you turn into a wolf.
But every other day,
you get to have a job,
you get to go on dates,
fall in love.
I'd kill to have
your life, Josh.
I'd kill to
have any life.
I gotta be honest
with you, Bernie.
It's a little strange
that you're out here,
when you could be
locked in your room
playing mindless
video games.
I like soccer.
Oh yeah? Huh!
Well, if fresh air's
your thing,
what else do you like?
I like boats.
My dad had one.
Really?
Did you ever
go out on it?
Once.
I don't really remember
a whole lot about him, though,
but I just remember that boat.
I liked it.
What did you want to be
when you grew up?
I wanted to take over
my dad's printing press,
but then the, uh,
the war came,
so I joined the army.
Did you get to do bad-ass
stuff like shoot a gun?
Did you kill somebody?
There's nothing good
about war, Bernie.
Trust me on this.
Oh.
Did you take over your dad's
printing press or whatever
when you got back?
No. Things had changed.
Ow!
(Bernie groaning)
You all right?
Think so.
Yeah, just a scrape.
See?
Yeah, it's OK.
Come on, Aidan.
Don't be a wuss.
Yeah, it's just a scrape.
Can I play?
Could you give me a minute?
What's with
the midget?
He's just a neighbourhood kid.
What are you doing here?
I wanted to see you.
We left things a little
abruptly, didn't we?
Or you did.
Look, I get that you're
trying to be careful, I guess.
But I was being honest
with you that night
and I thought we were on
our way to being normal.
Normal?
Yeah. Yeah, it was
a completely normal evening
right up until Marcus
attacked Josh's sister.
He did what?
Oh!
I swear I have no idea
what you're talking about.
Yeah, because
you're so innocent.
On this, I am.
Please believe me.
(Sighing)
Now is not the time.
I miss you.
I'm lonely.
Aren't you?
Haven't you been
thinking about me?
(Panting)
You may have
crossed my mind.
(Sighing)
I should go.
(Sighing)
I've been
watching you with him.
You must've been
a father once.
Probably a great one, right?
(Siren in distance)
We need to talk.
I was just...
Now.
I... I have a
tiny bit of time.
I don't have...
You're embarrassed.
I'm a lot of things.
You are.
You're smart and sexy,
adorable.
Nora, you don't
have to do this.
I know I don't have to.
I want to.
And when I want something,
I'm patient.
It's nothing to be
ashamed about.
We don't have to rush
right into... things.
There's plenty of stuff
we can do to lead us there.
(Gasps, clears throat)
(Sighing)
Are you
attracted to me?
Oh my god, yes.
You're... you're beautiful.
Your eyes,
your touch.
The smell of you.
Then give me a chance...
(Both moaning)
♪ I left the TV on ♪
♪ And lit a cigarette ♪
♪ I left the words to you ♪
(Growling)
♪ The things that I would let ♪
(Panting)
♪ You get away with things ♪
♪ And I stay up all night ♪
(Growling)
♪ I don't wanna hear you ♪
♪ Hear you speak... ♪
(Moaning)
(Growling)
♪
♪
♪
That's a little film
called Evan Almighty.
And that's your
favourite movie?
I've seen it 11 times.
So, what do you think?
Do you want me to be honest?
Yeah.
I, uh, hated it.
The plot was trite.
It was boring.
It was insulting even.
I'm dumber for
having watched it.
I can't believe you enjoy
this, uh, drivel!
I'm 10.
No, look, you're
just the right age
to hit the comedic jackpot
that is The Three Stooges.
That sounds lame.
Oh! Lame? Really?
Let me ask you a question.
Big bald guy gets hit
with a sack of wrenches
then is poked in the eye
by a guy with a bowl cut.
- What? Funny or not?
- That's funny.
Yes! Good. Now, up in my room,
tons of Three Stooges DVDs.
Pick any ones you want.
You'll thank me later.
Yes! Go.
Very important.
Go, go, go!
(Door buzzing)
Come in!
Bernie will be down
in a second.
I feel like I should
pay you for baby-sitting.
Oh, no problem.
I do have one concern.
Are you aware of the crappy
movies that he's watching?
Why are you two always
over here anyways?
You should spend
some time at our house.
You could
come over tonight.
Oh God!
- Am I being creepy mom?
- No!
(Both chuckling)
I'll just blame
that on happy hour
and half-priced Mojitos.
(Chuckling,
running footsteps)
All right.
Here you go, pal.
See you, Aidan!
Bye, you two.
(Door closing)
(Siren in distance)
(Both panting)
I don't know what
you were talking about.
You controlled yourself
pretty well there, Mister.
(Whispering):
Oh my God! Oh my God!
(Panting)
(Clothing rustling)
Josh?
Classy.
(Panting)
(Woman talking, indistinct)
I'm sorry.
(Both talking,
indistinct)
Do you think Bernie
would like this?
Someone made
a new friend.
Shut up!
It's sweet.
He could use an
older man in his life,
and, uh, you could definitely
stand a little innocence.
What's age, anyway?
You're... what?
257.
For real?
(Door opening)
I ran out of time.
Get everything breakable
out of the room!
How much time do we have?
Minutes.
Save the TV!
Whoa, whoa!
What's going on?
- I'm changing.
- In the house?
Turn the stereo up loud.
But you just cleaned!
(♪ Rock ♪)
Aaah! It's coming.
Get out now.
(Josh grunting)
Sally, come on!
- I wanna see what happens.
- No!
Why not?
You can't hurt me.
I don't care
about that! Aaah!
(Panting)
Fine, do whatever.
Just stand where
I can't see you.
Are you sure?
(Sally): Yes!
(♪ Man singing rock ♪)
So, ballpark,
how long does it...
(Screaming)
(Screaming)
(Josh screaming)
(Roaring)
(Bones cracking)
(Roaring)
Josh?
(Growling)
(Growling)
(Glass breaking)
I never imagined
it would happen like that...
(Thudding and growling)
that that's what
he goes through.
Every 4 weeks for
the rest of his life.
(Growling)
(Dishes clinking)
Morning.
Are you OK?
Yeah.
(Clears throat)
I'm sorry about
last night.
I never wanted
to bring it home.
You ran out of time.
I don't really know
what to say to you,
'cause it's like
you've seen me naked,
only way, way worse.
Just don't
say anything.
And don't... don't apologize.
I'm the one
who should be sorry,
throwing a pity
party for myself
and telling you
to suck it up.
Yeah.
Not your most
gracious hour.
(Whooshing)
When I saw you become...
Now you
get it, right?
My... my hesitation
with people, with Nora.
I do.
(Sighing)
You have it so much
worse than me, Josh.
(Whooshing)
(Sighing)
All the more reason
you deserve happiness.
Thank you.
Now you have to leave.
What?
Nora called and she's
a little rage-full.
She's on her way over
and I have to clean up.
And she already
thinks I'm a freak
after jumping her bones
and running out on her.
And when you're around,
odd things happen.
And it's not your fault,
it's just they happen,
'cause it's you,
and, well, Nora,
she's a little...
She's scared of me.
No, she can't
even see you.
Kind of.
Yeah, she's scared of you.
Because I'm a monster too.
No, you're not
a monster.
You're a... being.
Josh.
It's OK.
- When you say jumped her...
- No.
All right.
We'll talk later.
- Yeah.
- Go.
(Clearing throat)
It doesn't have
to be spotless.
Just less
Diary of a Mad Man.
It's really not that bad.
(Doorbell buzzing)
What kind of animal gives this
garbage to a 10 year-old boy?
Cindy, look, I... I don't know
what you think happened,
but I didn't give
this to Bernie.
How much did he see?
He saw exactly what you
wanted him to see, you monster,
two people
screwing in a hotel.
You come near Bernie again,
I'll kill you.
Cindy.
Cindy, wait!
Cindy, Cindy!
I would never, never give
that stuff to Bernie.
Oh my god!
I am so stupid!
I can't believe
I trusted you.
I wanted
to trust you.
"He's a good guy,"
I told myself.
"He's a good neighbour.
Bernie needs that."
- Ci...
- Don't talk to me!
Don't ever
talk to me!
I am not like that!
I am not some...
(Sighing)
What? Say it.
Pervert? 'Cause that's
what you are, right?
Some sick piece of scum
that gets off on little kids.
Mom!
I took it.
Why?
Aidan told me
to go up to his room
to grab some
Three Stooges DVDs
and I saw it
on the shelf.
I just wanted to see
what was on it.
Go in the house.
- I'm sorry!
- Go!
Cindy, I am so sorry.
Stay away
from my son.
(Sighing)
You kept this. Why?
I don't know.
I was gonna
throw it away, Josh,
but then I thought...
"I should keep this.
I deserve it.
"I cut myself off
from everything else.
"I can keep just
this one thing."
This one thing flies
in the face of...
What are we doing?
If you're gonna hold
onto things like this,
what's the point?
(Door slamming)
There he is,
Mr. Hit and Run.
Nora, I'm sorry.
I'm...
I know you're mad.
Mad?
If my legs hadn't
been jellied,
I would've
chased you down
and kicked your ass
last night.
Yeah, about that,
the... the... the jellied legs.
I mean,
I... I didn't do that.
I... I'm...
I did, but I didn't.
I was...
I was there. You...
You did
and then you bolted on me.
I didn't bolt, I...
I mean, I... I did.
OK, remember how I said
it's cute when you're awkward?
This isn't cute.
I'm so sorry that
I left the way that I did.
I'm mortified
by my behaviour.
I'm not the kind of
guy who does that.
I'm also not the kind of guy
who mounts women spontaneously
and has furious animal sex.
You're not?
Not always.
Oh, thank God!
(Laughing)
I... I can't believe
I went with it myself.
I mean, it was...
it was something else.
(Both chuckling)
But I... I...
I don't know. It's just,
it's not really my style.
(Sighing)
I'm not a prude,
but I... I like more...
Romance?
Yes, me too.
Courtship, all that.
I'm...
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think there's...
I think there's
something here...
between us.
Let's just take some time
to figure it out.
Yeah, I'd like that.
♪ In the morning
getting out of bed ♪
♪ One eye open
Covers on my head ♪
♪ Seems the day's
already gone ahead ♪
♪ Without me ♪
♪ And that just suits me fine ♪
♪ So far ♪
♪ I've been counting all
the times I've been awake ♪
♪ Over the last few days ♪
♪ It seems I've finally
found the way ♪
♪ To face mistakes ♪
♪ I've got a fragile heart ♪
♪ Since I left you ♪
♪ So I'm looking
for a way ♪
♪ That I can mend ♪
♪ This fragile
Oh so fragile heart ♪
♪ Since it left you ♪
♪ But if I stay in bed ♪
♪ I might just save the day ♪
♪ I've got a fragile heart ♪
♪ Since I left you ♪
♪ So I'm looking for a way ♪
♪ That I can mend ♪
♪ This fragile
Oh so fragile heart ♪
♪ Since it left you ♪
♪ But if I stay in bed ♪