Beforeigners (2019–…): Season 1, Episode 4 - Episode #1.4 - full transcript
Somos as garotas de Ben Dover!
Madde, conte o que
est? acontecendo.
Vamos fingir uma
imgriga??o no tempo.
Certo, vamos para o mar.
Madde vai nadar
at? a casa da Opera,
e as pessoas v?o pensar que ela
? uma mulher da idade da pedra.
Next, I'll go to Joe & the Juice and
order a smoothie in Stone Ageish.
Isn't that risky?
What if the Coast Guard shows up?
You saw what the Frienemies girls did.
We have to go all in if we
want to win the cover name contest.
- It's going to be awesome!
- Yeah, fucking awesome!
Wait! I have something.
- Fuck! Did you steal that from dad?
- Yes, I did!
Madde!
Ben Dover!
Bros! Bros! Bros!
Okay, Madde! This is it! Do it!
Jump right in!
And we're rolling in ten, nine, eight...
seven, six, five, four...
three, two, one...
Shit!
Is it cold? Madde?
The current's really strong!
- I'm cramping up!
- Take my hand!
You guys are so fucking gullible.
- Typical.
- Every time.
Start the engine.
You have to film me walking ashore.
This is going to be awesome.
What the hell was that?
- Shit!
- What the hell was that?
Madde! Where's Madde?
- Where the fuck is she?
- I don't know!
Madde?
- Madde!
- Answer us!
- She's drowning!
- Call an ambulance!
No, Ingrid!
Why did you throw out
my hanging fish?
Why do you think?
It smells like shit!
ODIN LIVES
THE ANSWER LIES IN JESUS
The victim was found
this morning by a hiker.
He's probably been here for a while
before he was found.
Yeah, that's definitely our man.
Navn Ukjent.
- Are you okay?
- What?
Emotional reactions are normal
the first time at a crime scene.
It's fine. Have you found the spear?
The spear?
Yes! Or...
I think we can conclude
that this man was shot, Alfhildr.
Yes, we can.
But that's about all we know.
The bullets went straight through.
If we can't find the location
of the shooting, we've got nothing.
He wasn't shot here?
He's got bruises
on his knees and elbows.
He seems to have crawled
quite a distance after being shot.
We have to find the site of the murder
by nightfall. It's going to rain again.
If we're going by Forensics' theory,
we need to search this entire area.
How the hell are we going to do that?
Yes?
OK...
Where? OK, I'll be right there.
You'll have to organize
the search on your own, Alfhildr.
- Me?
- Ingrid's been in an accident at sea.
- OK? Is it serious?
- They don't know yet.
VALENTIN PETER SCHWEIGAARD, B. 1863
D.D.A. 8 YEARS OLD
NORWAY FOR NOWADAY PEOPLE
Good day. What is this about?
How's she doing?
Good, considering the circumstances.
That is my impression.
But she has been placed in solitary.
What were they up to?
Apparently, they were feigning
a timeigration as a graduation stunt.
Marie telephoned
to notify me of the incident,
She is at a conference
in Central Europe.
There is, however,
a delicate topic I need to mention...
You see, there has...
Okay? Yes.
You have to call for a search crew
and ask for a thorough search.
Remember to request a dog.
I know. I have to go. Bye.
- You were saying?
The situation is this:
The medical personnel found traces of
intoxicating fluids in the girls' blood.
OK... So they were drunk?
Far worse. It was temproxate.
Can you even fathom how those
sweeties were exposed to such devilry?
- Temproxate? Are you sure?
- Can you believe it?
No, I don't understand how...
Is this a police matter now?
No,
I'm one of the girls' father. Ingrid.
- Right.
- How long will she be quarantined?
We always run tests when there's been
unprotected contact with new arrivals.
I've been in that tent myself.
It usually turns out just fine.
Hi.
Oh, my. This...
Good day.
- Good day.
- Good day.
- Any news on Madeleine?
- I'm sorry, no.
What do the girls say about this drug?
That they don't know where it came from.
Are we not going to address
the elephant in the room?
No?
What do you mean by "elephant"?
- Are you referring to me?
- Excuse me for speaking bluntly.
But this is a beforeigner drug
we're talking about.
And as far as I can tell,
there's only one beforeigner here.
Are you implying that my background
is related to this?
Yeah...
You cannot let your wife
speak to me in this manner, Axel.
We're on the PTA together.
Even in politically correct times people
are able to put two and two together.
What timesist nonsense!
You should be ashamed, all of you!
Forgive me for
losing my temper in there.
- That happens.
- Not to me.
I suppose it was too difficult for me
to return to this place.
Can you tell me what happened here?
Marie hasn't told you?
I lost my son in a storm
when I arrived in this time.
Between Blekøen and Hovedøen.
I'm sorry for your loss.
Thank you for your concern.
All crews are busy
with the landslide in Sørum.
You can have them tomorrow.
This is important!
We have to send someone!
Don't look at me!
It's not my fault we're under-staffed!
Fine. But it's going to rain tonight.
You, me and Jørn have to go up there
and take care of this now.
Scrutinizing one square kilometer
in one afternoon? You can't be serious.
Are you not listening?
I found blood here, which means
the actual area is only this big.
The blood you found might as well come
from an animal as from the victim.
Hello! I know what
human blood tastes like.
You tasted the victim's blood?
Well... That's not really
standard procedure...
With these wise words in mind,
this meeting's adjourned.
Sit down!
I'm in charge of this case.
I want us to do the search now.
I don't take orders from someone who
eats blood and stuffs moss in her pants!
- Please!
- What did you say?
We're not that many women here.
I figured out where that lump came from.
I use Libresse with wings.
But you wouldn't know about that.
Your snatch dried up 20 years ago.
Alfhildr...
If you want your subordinates to work
extra, you need to be more flexible.
Thanks for the input.
Ingrid? Ingrid!
- Madde?
- Can I talk to you?
- Ingrid!
- Madde, no! We're quarantined!
- Don't come in here!
- Ingrid! I have to talk to someone!
- What have they done to me?
- Nothing. We were in an accident.
No, there's more than that!
- I'm seeing things, Ingrid!
- What kind of things?
I don't know! I can't explain it, but...
- They're lying!
- Madde, who's lying?
They say the discoloration of my teeth
is from the electricity in the water.
But they're rotten! Look!
- Madde, I don't understand.
- Let me in.
Madde, no! Please, don't do it!
Madde, no! Don't come in here!
- No!
- Madde!
- Madde!
- Ingrid!
They're lying! No! Ingrid!
They're lying! Ingrid!
Yes.
Yes, but I don't know what to do!
- Wenche said...
- Don't let Wenche sideline you.
She always chooses the easy way out.
All of the evidence
could be compromised.
I'm sure you'll find a solution,
Alfhildr.
I've got good news.
Throw the knatt ball!
Knatt!
- Knatt foul!
- What are you talking about?
You were standing on the line
when you hit it.
No fucking way!
Stop. A surveillance car's coming.
So? We didn't do anything.
Are you kidding?
My backpack's full of shrooms!
Throw the shrooms in the bushes, then!
Relax, guys! It's just my friend.
Hey, shieldmaiden!
You shouldn't pull up in that thing.
My boys almost had a heart attack.
Sorry. But I need your help
with some cop stuff.
Okay?
I have to find the location
of a shooting before nightfall.
Tonight's no good.
It's skáld night at Nivlhel,
and Skjalg is going on stage.
- When's he going on?
- Around midnight.
We can get it done before that.
I'll leave my card in the bar
if you can take care of this.
What do you say, guys?
Anyone want free mead?
- Of course!
- Of course!
I hope you have a lot of money
on that card, Enginnsdottir.
This bloodhound never fails!
If you feed him more shrooms,
he won't be able to find his own tail!
What? You're feeding him shrooms?
You do know this is a police car?
So?
Is it illegal for dogs to eat shrooms?
Quit it!
Don't be such a Goody Two-Shoes.
If we're going to be cops,
let us be cops!
Don't go to sleep tonight, robbers!
Here come detective Motherless
and her squires!
We'll grab the city by the balls
and bring evil to its knees!
Come here.
Do you know
what's happening with Madeleine?
No.
But... She's not in her right mind,
that's for sure.
Your father and I have to address
the issue with the temproxate.
How could consider
trying something like that?
I don't know.
It was stupid.
Indeed.
Who procured the stimulant?
Can't remember.
- I'm just so tired.
- Of course.
We'll continue this conversation
when you're feeling better.
Wll. I'm glad you're okay.
Let's not say goodbye on the porch
after a day like this.
Come on in for a Vermouth. I insist.
It'll start raining in two hours.
The search perimeter runs
from these masts to the hill over there.
Listen to Nerd-hildr.
"Search perimeters"!
Get it together!
My honor as an officer's at stake!
Okay. What are we looking for?
Large amounts of blood,
bullets, shell casings.
Relax, ladies.
Just give me the leaf,
and Ginsberg will sort the rest.
Hey, Ginsberg...
Make daddy proud!
Not that way! Ginsberg! Ginsberg!
Maybe the two-legged ones
should help out, just in case?
Can you tell me where
you got the temproxate?
Why do you ask questions
you already know the answer to?
- How could you be so stupid?
- It wasn't me! It was Madeleine!
- Stealing something like that!
I begged her not to do it!
You could have told me.
- I could have.
- Yeah, you could have.
Why do you have those bottles anyway?
They're from a drug bust.
Yeah, right.
I wasn't born yesterday.
Do you mind plastic?
My silver plated cocktail sticks were
ruined in the dishwashing tumbler.
- Good night.
- Good night.
- Sleep well, Ingrid.
- Good night.
Would you like to know what elevates
a Vermouth to perfection?
A filled pipe.
I'm not a pipe-smoking kind of guy.
You won't know until you've tried.
Now draw.
- Draw in. Come on.
- There we go.
There you have it.
I can feel it!
And then... The Vermouth.
Nice. So this is where
you do your stargazing?
Yes. At least they're how I remember
them from the old days.
Most other things are in flux.
- What was your son's name?
- Valentin.
He was delightful.
Quite the rapscallion.
And now he's at
The Cemetary of Our Savior.
Do you visit his grave a lot?
I was there
when they telephoned about Ingrid.
His resting place
had been vandalized by timesists.
- That's fucked up.
- You can say that.
It's not the first time, unfortunately.
I'll talk to security.
This needs to stop.
- Would you do me that favor?
- Sure.
It seems you're a greater man
than what I first presumed, Haaland.
I wouldn't go that far.
Give it a week, and you'll think
I'm an annoying arsehole again.
That is a highly plausible scenario.
It can't be easy for them.
I suppose we can spare an apple or two.
Fuck. You guys
haven't found anything either?
No. My boy's just having a bad day.
Looks like we have to pay
for our own mead tonight.
The old Sami's found something.
What are you waiting for, shieldmaiden?
Call the cops, so we can get to Nivlhel!
To detective Motherless
and her endless wealth!
Hear, hear! May this well never run dry!
It won't last long,
the way you're throwing it back.
It's time for the first skáld of
the evening here at the Nivler.
The man who made the earls cry
with his lay of deeds:
Skjalg Egilsson!
The Lay of the King!
The Lay of the King!
How's it going with that other thing?
You know...
I finally manned up
and started the treatment.
Is it working?
Like a sword through butter.
Come on, Skjalg!
It's nice that you all have a favorite.
But tonight,
I'd like to try something new.
It's a free form verse,
and it's called...
- "The Maze."
- The Lay of the King!
"The Maze."
The salt in tears is the same
as the salt in the ocean
The sand in the hourglass,
like the longing in my songs
The Lay of the King!
The Lay of the King!
Okay! I take the hint!
I take the hint!
The Lay of the King!
Yes, we're having a meeting later.
Look, it's that incessant journalist...
I have a few questions in regards to
the body that was found in the woods.
We see that Haaland and Enginnsdottir
are leading this investigation as well.
So there's a connection
to the murder at Tjuvholmen?
I can't comment on that.
I was referred to
Enginnsdottir and Haaland.
They won't answer my inquiries.
We have
no further comments at this time.
We need an update
on the murder in the forest immediately.
- Is it linked to the Tjuvholmen case?
- I think so.
I heard Enginnsdottir found the crime
scene, but I've yet to receive a report.
It seems she's indisposed.
- Indisposed?
- I've tried to reach her all day.
I emailed and called her
about 40 times.
I'm sure there's a natural explanation.
I don't know what's natural to her.
She brags about
tasting the victim's blood.
- What are you saying?
- We'll talk about this later, Grete.
Get a hold of Enginnsdottir!
I want to know
where this case stands, right now.
The person you're calling
is unavailable...
Alfhildr?
Are you Ravvga's messenger?
No, I'm from the Oslo police.
I'm Alfhildr's colleague...
Alfhildr?
Alfhildr!
I'm sorry.
I didn't hear my alarm clock.
Rough night?
I hosted a small social gathering
with the search crew.
Congrats on your findings.
How's the report coming along?
Skit'r! I forgot.
The Chief is about to lose it.
Get dressed. I'll help you write it.
Do you have anything for headaches?
In my jacket.
YOU FAILED TO ATTEND
YOUR DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT
Alfhildr! Are you coming?
Since our own
search crew was unavailable,
Alfhildr chose
to utilize civilian assistance.
She contacted a Norse group of people
specializing in traditional
path-finding techniques.
We found the crime scene using
a bloodhound trained by this group,
and an old Sami
with special path-finding skills.
I'll admit I was worried.
But this looks excellent.
Good work, Harald.
We have to tell the media
about the path-finding.
That's the kind of innovation
the Minister wants.
Forensics just sent us an email
about the murder weapon.
"Bullet fragments suggest Name
was shot by a military drone."
Exigo Y.
Who would kill a Stone Age guy
with a drone?
- What was the name of the weapon again?
- Exigo Y.
Do you know the incident
in Marseilles last year?
A newly arrived beforeigner
committed mass murder upon arrival.
Yes.
Obviously, it gave rise to concern.
So management met
to discuss potential measures
in the event of similar scenarios.
What does this
have to do with the drone?
Armed drones protecting civilians
was one of the pilot projects.
A joint operation between
the armed forces and the harbor police.
And you believe the weapon used
in Nordmarka is linked to this?
I'm more or less certain.
It was shut down
after a security breach.
A drone was stolen.
The model was Exigo Y.
Was anyone caught?
The military guys said
it could be tied to those 1800s idiots
who attack technology.
The Neo-Luddites?
Why wasn't anyone alerted?
Those people barely know
how to unlock an iPhone.
According to army experts,
this drone is so sophisticated,
maybe ten people in Norway
can operate it.
That army contact of yours, can you
have him send a list of names?
Okay.
Hi. Meet me in five.
Okay. Bye.
- Hi.
- Hi.
So...
I spoke to the pathologist.
All that talk about Norse path-finders.
It's bullshit.
Alfhildr brought some shroomies there.
They stumbled across the crime scene.
- Okay?
- It gets better. I have a name.
- Well?
- Here.
See the caption
under her profile picture?
"Once a warrior, always a warrior."
Could this mean Alfhildr
was a warrior too?
If so, she should never have been
admitted to the Police Academy.
Oh, dear.
Welcome home, detective Motherless.
You look a little pale.
We need to get you some mead.
Bartender! Mead!
Coming up.
By Loki's balls!
No, I think you and I
have to run an errand.
I can't do it. Let me out.
- Just lay down with your head facing...
- I said, let me out!
It's okay.
Lay down. I'm going to tell you a story.
Remember that day
when we came home from Biarmaland?
We were lying on the hills
behind the tavern house,
waiting for Stinky Finn
to finish the horse stew.
Do you remember
that a skald came by?
The one who chanted so beautifully
about Gudrun and the dragon slayer?
You and I joined in
with our croaky voices.
He said something
that I'll never forget:
"We don't sing the songs."
"The songs are singing us."
So? What do you think?
It's like having
the good, old Madde back.
I'm sorry. Perhaps I should keep my lips
closed until I've seen a dentist.
That's probably not a bad idea.
Get some rest, and your dad
and I will get started on dinner.
Thank you.
What are you looking at?
A list of names of people
trained to operate an Exigo Y drone.
What the hell..?
Do you see who that is?
Skit'r! It's that 1800s wannabe
who took our phones at the AFTT.
QUARANTINE ZONE Y
NO ENTRY
Hi.
- Well?
- Shit! You scared me!
When did you get so jumpy?
This is the last time.
TEMPORAL ANOMALIES CONFIRMED
Our Father who art in heaven.
Hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come.
Thy will be done, in earth
as it is in heaven.
Madde, conte o que
est? acontecendo.
Vamos fingir uma
imgriga??o no tempo.
Certo, vamos para o mar.
Madde vai nadar
at? a casa da Opera,
e as pessoas v?o pensar que ela
? uma mulher da idade da pedra.
Next, I'll go to Joe & the Juice and
order a smoothie in Stone Ageish.
Isn't that risky?
What if the Coast Guard shows up?
You saw what the Frienemies girls did.
We have to go all in if we
want to win the cover name contest.
- It's going to be awesome!
- Yeah, fucking awesome!
Wait! I have something.
- Fuck! Did you steal that from dad?
- Yes, I did!
Madde!
Ben Dover!
Bros! Bros! Bros!
Okay, Madde! This is it! Do it!
Jump right in!
And we're rolling in ten, nine, eight...
seven, six, five, four...
three, two, one...
Shit!
Is it cold? Madde?
The current's really strong!
- I'm cramping up!
- Take my hand!
You guys are so fucking gullible.
- Typical.
- Every time.
Start the engine.
You have to film me walking ashore.
This is going to be awesome.
What the hell was that?
- Shit!
- What the hell was that?
Madde! Where's Madde?
- Where the fuck is she?
- I don't know!
Madde?
- Madde!
- Answer us!
- She's drowning!
- Call an ambulance!
No, Ingrid!
Why did you throw out
my hanging fish?
Why do you think?
It smells like shit!
ODIN LIVES
THE ANSWER LIES IN JESUS
The victim was found
this morning by a hiker.
He's probably been here for a while
before he was found.
Yeah, that's definitely our man.
Navn Ukjent.
- Are you okay?
- What?
Emotional reactions are normal
the first time at a crime scene.
It's fine. Have you found the spear?
The spear?
Yes! Or...
I think we can conclude
that this man was shot, Alfhildr.
Yes, we can.
But that's about all we know.
The bullets went straight through.
If we can't find the location
of the shooting, we've got nothing.
He wasn't shot here?
He's got bruises
on his knees and elbows.
He seems to have crawled
quite a distance after being shot.
We have to find the site of the murder
by nightfall. It's going to rain again.
If we're going by Forensics' theory,
we need to search this entire area.
How the hell are we going to do that?
Yes?
OK...
Where? OK, I'll be right there.
You'll have to organize
the search on your own, Alfhildr.
- Me?
- Ingrid's been in an accident at sea.
- OK? Is it serious?
- They don't know yet.
VALENTIN PETER SCHWEIGAARD, B. 1863
D.D.A. 8 YEARS OLD
NORWAY FOR NOWADAY PEOPLE
Good day. What is this about?
How's she doing?
Good, considering the circumstances.
That is my impression.
But she has been placed in solitary.
What were they up to?
Apparently, they were feigning
a timeigration as a graduation stunt.
Marie telephoned
to notify me of the incident,
She is at a conference
in Central Europe.
There is, however,
a delicate topic I need to mention...
You see, there has...
Okay? Yes.
You have to call for a search crew
and ask for a thorough search.
Remember to request a dog.
I know. I have to go. Bye.
- You were saying?
The situation is this:
The medical personnel found traces of
intoxicating fluids in the girls' blood.
OK... So they were drunk?
Far worse. It was temproxate.
Can you even fathom how those
sweeties were exposed to such devilry?
- Temproxate? Are you sure?
- Can you believe it?
No, I don't understand how...
Is this a police matter now?
No,
I'm one of the girls' father. Ingrid.
- Right.
- How long will she be quarantined?
We always run tests when there's been
unprotected contact with new arrivals.
I've been in that tent myself.
It usually turns out just fine.
Hi.
Oh, my. This...
Good day.
- Good day.
- Good day.
- Any news on Madeleine?
- I'm sorry, no.
What do the girls say about this drug?
That they don't know where it came from.
Are we not going to address
the elephant in the room?
No?
What do you mean by "elephant"?
- Are you referring to me?
- Excuse me for speaking bluntly.
But this is a beforeigner drug
we're talking about.
And as far as I can tell,
there's only one beforeigner here.
Are you implying that my background
is related to this?
Yeah...
You cannot let your wife
speak to me in this manner, Axel.
We're on the PTA together.
Even in politically correct times people
are able to put two and two together.
What timesist nonsense!
You should be ashamed, all of you!
Forgive me for
losing my temper in there.
- That happens.
- Not to me.
I suppose it was too difficult for me
to return to this place.
Can you tell me what happened here?
Marie hasn't told you?
I lost my son in a storm
when I arrived in this time.
Between Blekøen and Hovedøen.
I'm sorry for your loss.
Thank you for your concern.
All crews are busy
with the landslide in Sørum.
You can have them tomorrow.
This is important!
We have to send someone!
Don't look at me!
It's not my fault we're under-staffed!
Fine. But it's going to rain tonight.
You, me and Jørn have to go up there
and take care of this now.
Scrutinizing one square kilometer
in one afternoon? You can't be serious.
Are you not listening?
I found blood here, which means
the actual area is only this big.
The blood you found might as well come
from an animal as from the victim.
Hello! I know what
human blood tastes like.
You tasted the victim's blood?
Well... That's not really
standard procedure...
With these wise words in mind,
this meeting's adjourned.
Sit down!
I'm in charge of this case.
I want us to do the search now.
I don't take orders from someone who
eats blood and stuffs moss in her pants!
- Please!
- What did you say?
We're not that many women here.
I figured out where that lump came from.
I use Libresse with wings.
But you wouldn't know about that.
Your snatch dried up 20 years ago.
Alfhildr...
If you want your subordinates to work
extra, you need to be more flexible.
Thanks for the input.
Ingrid? Ingrid!
- Madde?
- Can I talk to you?
- Ingrid!
- Madde, no! We're quarantined!
- Don't come in here!
- Ingrid! I have to talk to someone!
- What have they done to me?
- Nothing. We were in an accident.
No, there's more than that!
- I'm seeing things, Ingrid!
- What kind of things?
I don't know! I can't explain it, but...
- They're lying!
- Madde, who's lying?
They say the discoloration of my teeth
is from the electricity in the water.
But they're rotten! Look!
- Madde, I don't understand.
- Let me in.
Madde, no! Please, don't do it!
Madde, no! Don't come in here!
- No!
- Madde!
- Madde!
- Ingrid!
They're lying! No! Ingrid!
They're lying! Ingrid!
Yes.
Yes, but I don't know what to do!
- Wenche said...
- Don't let Wenche sideline you.
She always chooses the easy way out.
All of the evidence
could be compromised.
I'm sure you'll find a solution,
Alfhildr.
I've got good news.
Throw the knatt ball!
Knatt!
- Knatt foul!
- What are you talking about?
You were standing on the line
when you hit it.
No fucking way!
Stop. A surveillance car's coming.
So? We didn't do anything.
Are you kidding?
My backpack's full of shrooms!
Throw the shrooms in the bushes, then!
Relax, guys! It's just my friend.
Hey, shieldmaiden!
You shouldn't pull up in that thing.
My boys almost had a heart attack.
Sorry. But I need your help
with some cop stuff.
Okay?
I have to find the location
of a shooting before nightfall.
Tonight's no good.
It's skáld night at Nivlhel,
and Skjalg is going on stage.
- When's he going on?
- Around midnight.
We can get it done before that.
I'll leave my card in the bar
if you can take care of this.
What do you say, guys?
Anyone want free mead?
- Of course!
- Of course!
I hope you have a lot of money
on that card, Enginnsdottir.
This bloodhound never fails!
If you feed him more shrooms,
he won't be able to find his own tail!
What? You're feeding him shrooms?
You do know this is a police car?
So?
Is it illegal for dogs to eat shrooms?
Quit it!
Don't be such a Goody Two-Shoes.
If we're going to be cops,
let us be cops!
Don't go to sleep tonight, robbers!
Here come detective Motherless
and her squires!
We'll grab the city by the balls
and bring evil to its knees!
Come here.
Do you know
what's happening with Madeleine?
No.
But... She's not in her right mind,
that's for sure.
Your father and I have to address
the issue with the temproxate.
How could consider
trying something like that?
I don't know.
It was stupid.
Indeed.
Who procured the stimulant?
Can't remember.
- I'm just so tired.
- Of course.
We'll continue this conversation
when you're feeling better.
Wll. I'm glad you're okay.
Let's not say goodbye on the porch
after a day like this.
Come on in for a Vermouth. I insist.
It'll start raining in two hours.
The search perimeter runs
from these masts to the hill over there.
Listen to Nerd-hildr.
"Search perimeters"!
Get it together!
My honor as an officer's at stake!
Okay. What are we looking for?
Large amounts of blood,
bullets, shell casings.
Relax, ladies.
Just give me the leaf,
and Ginsberg will sort the rest.
Hey, Ginsberg...
Make daddy proud!
Not that way! Ginsberg! Ginsberg!
Maybe the two-legged ones
should help out, just in case?
Can you tell me where
you got the temproxate?
Why do you ask questions
you already know the answer to?
- How could you be so stupid?
- It wasn't me! It was Madeleine!
- Stealing something like that!
I begged her not to do it!
You could have told me.
- I could have.
- Yeah, you could have.
Why do you have those bottles anyway?
They're from a drug bust.
Yeah, right.
I wasn't born yesterday.
Do you mind plastic?
My silver plated cocktail sticks were
ruined in the dishwashing tumbler.
- Good night.
- Good night.
- Sleep well, Ingrid.
- Good night.
Would you like to know what elevates
a Vermouth to perfection?
A filled pipe.
I'm not a pipe-smoking kind of guy.
You won't know until you've tried.
Now draw.
- Draw in. Come on.
- There we go.
There you have it.
I can feel it!
And then... The Vermouth.
Nice. So this is where
you do your stargazing?
Yes. At least they're how I remember
them from the old days.
Most other things are in flux.
- What was your son's name?
- Valentin.
He was delightful.
Quite the rapscallion.
And now he's at
The Cemetary of Our Savior.
Do you visit his grave a lot?
I was there
when they telephoned about Ingrid.
His resting place
had been vandalized by timesists.
- That's fucked up.
- You can say that.
It's not the first time, unfortunately.
I'll talk to security.
This needs to stop.
- Would you do me that favor?
- Sure.
It seems you're a greater man
than what I first presumed, Haaland.
I wouldn't go that far.
Give it a week, and you'll think
I'm an annoying arsehole again.
That is a highly plausible scenario.
It can't be easy for them.
I suppose we can spare an apple or two.
Fuck. You guys
haven't found anything either?
No. My boy's just having a bad day.
Looks like we have to pay
for our own mead tonight.
The old Sami's found something.
What are you waiting for, shieldmaiden?
Call the cops, so we can get to Nivlhel!
To detective Motherless
and her endless wealth!
Hear, hear! May this well never run dry!
It won't last long,
the way you're throwing it back.
It's time for the first skáld of
the evening here at the Nivler.
The man who made the earls cry
with his lay of deeds:
Skjalg Egilsson!
The Lay of the King!
The Lay of the King!
How's it going with that other thing?
You know...
I finally manned up
and started the treatment.
Is it working?
Like a sword through butter.
Come on, Skjalg!
It's nice that you all have a favorite.
But tonight,
I'd like to try something new.
It's a free form verse,
and it's called...
- "The Maze."
- The Lay of the King!
"The Maze."
The salt in tears is the same
as the salt in the ocean
The sand in the hourglass,
like the longing in my songs
The Lay of the King!
The Lay of the King!
Okay! I take the hint!
I take the hint!
The Lay of the King!
Yes, we're having a meeting later.
Look, it's that incessant journalist...
I have a few questions in regards to
the body that was found in the woods.
We see that Haaland and Enginnsdottir
are leading this investigation as well.
So there's a connection
to the murder at Tjuvholmen?
I can't comment on that.
I was referred to
Enginnsdottir and Haaland.
They won't answer my inquiries.
We have
no further comments at this time.
We need an update
on the murder in the forest immediately.
- Is it linked to the Tjuvholmen case?
- I think so.
I heard Enginnsdottir found the crime
scene, but I've yet to receive a report.
It seems she's indisposed.
- Indisposed?
- I've tried to reach her all day.
I emailed and called her
about 40 times.
I'm sure there's a natural explanation.
I don't know what's natural to her.
She brags about
tasting the victim's blood.
- What are you saying?
- We'll talk about this later, Grete.
Get a hold of Enginnsdottir!
I want to know
where this case stands, right now.
The person you're calling
is unavailable...
Alfhildr?
Are you Ravvga's messenger?
No, I'm from the Oslo police.
I'm Alfhildr's colleague...
Alfhildr?
Alfhildr!
I'm sorry.
I didn't hear my alarm clock.
Rough night?
I hosted a small social gathering
with the search crew.
Congrats on your findings.
How's the report coming along?
Skit'r! I forgot.
The Chief is about to lose it.
Get dressed. I'll help you write it.
Do you have anything for headaches?
In my jacket.
YOU FAILED TO ATTEND
YOUR DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT
Alfhildr! Are you coming?
Since our own
search crew was unavailable,
Alfhildr chose
to utilize civilian assistance.
She contacted a Norse group of people
specializing in traditional
path-finding techniques.
We found the crime scene using
a bloodhound trained by this group,
and an old Sami
with special path-finding skills.
I'll admit I was worried.
But this looks excellent.
Good work, Harald.
We have to tell the media
about the path-finding.
That's the kind of innovation
the Minister wants.
Forensics just sent us an email
about the murder weapon.
"Bullet fragments suggest Name
was shot by a military drone."
Exigo Y.
Who would kill a Stone Age guy
with a drone?
- What was the name of the weapon again?
- Exigo Y.
Do you know the incident
in Marseilles last year?
A newly arrived beforeigner
committed mass murder upon arrival.
Yes.
Obviously, it gave rise to concern.
So management met
to discuss potential measures
in the event of similar scenarios.
What does this
have to do with the drone?
Armed drones protecting civilians
was one of the pilot projects.
A joint operation between
the armed forces and the harbor police.
And you believe the weapon used
in Nordmarka is linked to this?
I'm more or less certain.
It was shut down
after a security breach.
A drone was stolen.
The model was Exigo Y.
Was anyone caught?
The military guys said
it could be tied to those 1800s idiots
who attack technology.
The Neo-Luddites?
Why wasn't anyone alerted?
Those people barely know
how to unlock an iPhone.
According to army experts,
this drone is so sophisticated,
maybe ten people in Norway
can operate it.
That army contact of yours, can you
have him send a list of names?
Okay.
Hi. Meet me in five.
Okay. Bye.
- Hi.
- Hi.
So...
I spoke to the pathologist.
All that talk about Norse path-finders.
It's bullshit.
Alfhildr brought some shroomies there.
They stumbled across the crime scene.
- Okay?
- It gets better. I have a name.
- Well?
- Here.
See the caption
under her profile picture?
"Once a warrior, always a warrior."
Could this mean Alfhildr
was a warrior too?
If so, she should never have been
admitted to the Police Academy.
Oh, dear.
Welcome home, detective Motherless.
You look a little pale.
We need to get you some mead.
Bartender! Mead!
Coming up.
By Loki's balls!
No, I think you and I
have to run an errand.
I can't do it. Let me out.
- Just lay down with your head facing...
- I said, let me out!
It's okay.
Lay down. I'm going to tell you a story.
Remember that day
when we came home from Biarmaland?
We were lying on the hills
behind the tavern house,
waiting for Stinky Finn
to finish the horse stew.
Do you remember
that a skald came by?
The one who chanted so beautifully
about Gudrun and the dragon slayer?
You and I joined in
with our croaky voices.
He said something
that I'll never forget:
"We don't sing the songs."
"The songs are singing us."
So? What do you think?
It's like having
the good, old Madde back.
I'm sorry. Perhaps I should keep my lips
closed until I've seen a dentist.
That's probably not a bad idea.
Get some rest, and your dad
and I will get started on dinner.
Thank you.
What are you looking at?
A list of names of people
trained to operate an Exigo Y drone.
What the hell..?
Do you see who that is?
Skit'r! It's that 1800s wannabe
who took our phones at the AFTT.
QUARANTINE ZONE Y
NO ENTRY
Hi.
- Well?
- Shit! You scared me!
When did you get so jumpy?
This is the last time.
TEMPORAL ANOMALIES CONFIRMED
Our Father who art in heaven.
Hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come.
Thy will be done, in earth
as it is in heaven.