Beavis and Butt-Head (1993–2011): Season 2, Episode 23 - The Butt-head Experience - full transcript

Butt-Head daydreams that he and Beavis are rock stars during his shift at Burger World.

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FRIDAY
NIGHT

Welcome back to "This Old House'.

To finish off the bathroom
Sue is gonna filling the tile with ground.

No more ground Bob.
I'm getting a divorce.

To get a divorce
I went so see Dave our lawyer.

How are you doing Dave?

- You ready?
- Yeah!

Tonight is the night!

- Hey Butt-Head, you got your rain coat?
- Yeah.

Ribbed.
For her pleasure.

Yeah, unscented.



Friday night!

- We're gonna score.
- Yeah.

Rico.

Suave.

Rico.

Suave.

Wow.

Ricoro, burritos, tacos.

Rabbaddadda.

Yeah,
guacamole.

That was cool.

Hey Butt-Head, what's
a gigolo?

That's, like, one of
those really fat dudes

Yeah, yeah, yeah.



Change it.

Wow!

- This sucks!
- Yeah.

And it sucks, too.

- That's what I said! Bumwipe.
- Oh, yeah.

She should get naked

Shut up, Beavis!
You're slobbering all over me!

She's pretty friendly for a
chick with a mohawk.

Yeah.
Chicks with mohawks are cool.

- Does she want candy?
- Yeah.

She wants a Baby Ruth
and some Starburst.

- And some wacky wafers.
- Yeah.

Yeah.

Check it out.

Yeah.

- It's still there.
- Yeah.

Wow!
Check ahoy!

Go get her.

Chili-burger, huh?

Did you score?

Sort of

I'm hungry.

- Hey you gonna pay for that?
- I guess.

- Yeah, you guess right
- Oh, yeah?

What do I win?

- Wow!
- Yeah.

Hey Butt-Head, I get an stiffy.

Yeah, me too.

Friday night is cool.

You! What's your name?

Nevermind. Come here!

I love you.

You! Yeah, come here!

I saw here first bunghole.

Now listen, you just keep
quiet and play dumb.

- What does that mean?
- Let's go!

50 cents.

Alright guys, what's in your clothes?

- Wouldn't you like to know?
- Yeah.

Hit it boys!

- Hit what?
- Run!

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

- Whoa! That chick is naked!
- Yeah, yeah.

- She has a flag on her face.
- Yeah, yeah.

I pledge allegiance to the flag
of the United States of America,

and to the Republican for
which it stands, invisible.

Shut up, Beavis!
We're missing this video!

- And it doesn't even suck.
- Oh, yeah.

- Yes!
- Yeah, yeah.

- This kicks butt!
- Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

That drummer has lights
coming out of his butt.

Yeah. Lights are cool!

Especially when they
come out of your butt.

- These guys must be, like, hallucinating.
- Yeah.

Like back in the '60s, when you
like, see stuff that you don't believe.

Yeah.

I must be hallucinating now.

I can't believe they're
playing something cool.

Yeah.

- Toys are cool.
- Yeah.

- These guys rock!
- Yeah, yeah!

They rock!

This is cool.

Well, I got go.
You boys did good.

- Hey, take us with you.
- Yeah.

We want you to be our women.

Sorry, but I got important things to do.
Things you cant be part of.

- Like what?
- Well, I got to get gas.

Bye, biker lady.

You think she does it?

Yeah.

Hey Butt-Head, I still got my condominium.
What would I do with it?

Saturday night!

This sucks!

- This sucks!
- Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

They suck.

This is that group with George Michael,
and Kenny G

- And Snow.
- Yeah.

It's a super-suck-group!

Hey, Beavis, you think if I sang like a
wuss, I could get some chicks?

- Well, you look like a wuss...
- Shut up, Beavis!

And you talk like a wuss...

I'll kick your ass like a wuss
if you don't shut up!

This is irritating.

Is this that Madonna video where she
gets naked in front of that little kid?

Yeah.

- Hey that's not Madonna.
- Yeah.

She kissed him where?

Down there.

Hey Beavis,

have you ever had a
chick kiss you there?

Where?

Uh... anywhere.

Yeah.

- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

- Liar.
- Shut up, Butt-head!

That would be cool if girls just
did what you wanted them to.

Yeah. Maybe we could make 'em, like,
come over and mow the lawn

and do all your chores and stuff.

Oh, yeah?

How old are you, Beavis?

- This video is complicated.
- Yeah, yeah.

I mean, I like the boobs
and the butts and stuff, but

it just seems like it needs some
accidents and some blood!

- Yeah.
- Yeah.