Beavis and Butt-Head (1993–2011): Season 2, Episode 15 - Good Credit - full transcript

Beavis & Butt-Head buy exotic animals at the mall with Mr. Anderson's stolen credit card.

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STEWART´S
HOUSE

- "You'll find low low prices on..."
- This sucks.

"It's a big... It's a big
enough for redemption."

- "It's big enough for..."?
- This sucks.

-"...brings this session of

- People's court to an end..."
- This sucks

It's "Death Truck",
tonight only on Pay-per-View.

- 18 stunt people...
- Yes, order it, dude.

We can't.

They lock us out after
"Steven Seagal" month.

That sucks!



"...tonight on Pay-per-View."

Stewart's house!

Who is it?

- Beavis.
- Yeah.

And Butt-Head.

My parents aren't at home.

They told me not to let
you guys in the house

even if they are here.

Stewart?

We just took that video game
somewhere else.

What new video game?

"Tale gunners revenge".

Pay-per-View!

I've got a new video game
you guys might wanna play.



- Check it out one of those air fresheners.
- How come he stinks?

Hey Beavis,
I bet she is naked.

Yeah.

Wow, hey Butt-Head,
How did they do that?

They have all this, like,
complicated stuff

and they make the TV do like
things that look weird.

It's cool.

- It's called special defects.
- Yeah, cool.

Bite her head off.
Bite her head off.

Yeah.

That would be cool.

Honey, I shrunk that dorky
rockstar that wears a wig.

Yeah. She should rip this wings off.

And then tear his legs off

And watching screw him around on the ground

Like we did in a bumble bee that time.

Settle down Beavis.

Yeah.
Really?

Hey Butt-Head,
do you think I'm beautiful?

- Prince sure is old.
- Yeah.

- And he is white.
- Yeah.

And he has that decease
like Michael Jackson.

Yeah. He got it from Prince.

Hey Butt-Head,
he has to be, like, cool to rule my world.

No he just have to be stupid.

Kiss this!

I like that song "Get off" better
and "Cream".

You said "Get off".

That was cool.

Hey, this isn't Prince

This is that old guy
that stuffed his pants.

Yeah, that's cool.

That stuntman is awful
close to death truck.

"Hey Ron, you put the
parking break on right?"

- That guy really dead?
- There is no blood.

This sucks!
An "Flashball" suck too.

Let's burn something.

That looks cool.

Think that carpet will burn?

Hey, uh, guys.
Look at this, look.

There is some blood.

Check it out.

The cat and...

...the vacum.

Guys, my parents really don't...

Sand,

rubbing alcohol,

cactus.

blender.

Plug it in and turn it on, asswipe.

You guys...

Good fine wedgie dude.

Hey Beavis,
I heard if you fill the room with gas,

and light a match.

all the oxygen disappears,

and we get a killer buzz.

- Cool.
- Cool.

You get a buzz?

I feel kinda, like, warm.

Yeah, really.
asswipe.

Slap him, slap him.
Hit him, kick him.

Mister sister!

- I want you to tell me.
- I want you to tell me.

- No better stand up and tell the class.
- No better stand up and tell the class.

- What did you wanna do with your life?
- What did you wanna do with your life?

These guys are old.

Duh.

Yeah.

- Where is the explosion?
- They never show the good stuff.

- Fat guys and clown make up.
- Yeah.

Circus is cool.

This is bad, boys, for a
number of reasons.

First it is a trust factor.

Stewart,
we trust you and stay home and supervised.

Now, you violated that trust,
didn't you?

Now, you two.

You came into my house
and you blew it up.

Luckily, I've got homeowners insurance.

I bet you do.

You boys are so cute.
Does anybody want some lemonade?

Lemonade?

Lemonade!?
We don't even have a damn kitchen!

The doctor sad you indulge him.

Why you think his only
friends are miscreants?

Why was...?

I'll have some lemonade.

- Wow, it's the president of England.
- Yeah, she jam.

Wow, it's those guys from that movie.

- These guys are good.
- Yeah.

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