Beavis and Butt-Head (1993–2011): Season 2, Episode 13 - Burger World - full transcript
A day in the working life of Beavis and Butt-head at the local Burger World franchise, where they fool around, annoy customers (especially Tom Anderson), and serve mouse-burgers and french flies.
THE BUTT-HEAD
EXPERIENCE
At a Hugman research centre
new experiments are being conducted
that they show progress in
many areas in laser assisted surgery.
Butt-Head, Butt-Head, come
here quick! Bare ass on TV!
...early stages many forms of colon cancer
can now be cure according to Dr. Dorfcock.
- Here at the institute we have...
- Wow.
we are using semiconductor lighters...
PBS is pretty cool.
His teeth are witer than white.
Yeah,
they are white.
- These guys live on the edge.
- Yeah.
The edge of wuss cliff.
This is Joey Buttafuoco's
theme song.
Let's find something that rocks.
"Take me down to the paradise city,
where the grass is green
and the girls are pretty".
- "Oh won't you please take me home".
- Shut up, dumbass.
- This isn't "Paradise city"
- Oh, yeah.
- This is cool.
- Yeah.
- Garbage is cool.
- Yeah.
I like Ween too.
- Ween is cool.
- Yeah.
That would be cool if we had, like,
- Garbage blowing around in the house.
- Yeah.
Let's take garbage,
- And throw it on the floor.
- Yeah.
Shut up, Beavis!
Don't make me
kick your ass again.
I'll kick your ass, butthole.
- No just it kinda was sick.
- Yeah.
And I would also like
2 fish sandwiches.
1 chicken sandwich with
extra cheese and no tomatoes.
And I also need 3 cheeseburgers:
1 with mayonnaise and lettuce,
1 with pickles, lettuce and ketchup,
and 1 with mustard, lettuce,
tomatoes, onions and pickles...
Are you're ready to rock!?
Ladies and gentlemen!
Would you please welcome!
Bunghole recording artists!
Beavis and Butt-Head!
I heard you still to loves
to party?
Are you ready to rock?
This one from our
new album.
This is cool.
Play some Skynyrd, man!
Butt-Head, Butt-Head
I want you Butt-Head.
Over here Butt-Head,
Butt-Head, Butt-Head.
Butt-Head here Butt-Head.
Over here Butt-Head.
Butt-Head, Butt-Head.
Hey Butt-Head.
Butt-Head come here quick.
I found another dead rat.
You asswipe. I was about to have
wet dream.
Why that guy eating
dinner with those old people?
Yeah.
Maybe he is in trouble.
Wow! He has got a cone
in his back pocket.
Yes.
Cool.
- Kiss rules.
- Yeah.
These guys are pretty cool
for a bunch of mimes.
Yeah these mimes are cool cause they,
like, make a lots of noise and scream.
- I hate when you are, like, at the stare
- Yeah.
and some mimes come up and
gets in your face.
and doesn't say anything.
I usually kick them in the nads.
Yeah, yeah, that's when
they start saying stuff.
It feels like.
- Kiss is cool.
- Yeah.
Then they gonna spit
some blood.
I like when he sticks
his long tongue out.
- Yes.
- Yeah.
Old people.
Anything yet?
Are you sure you licking right?
Yeah.
I don't get it! It suppose to pack an
awesome buzz.
Taste like chicken.
- Here toady.
- Here today.
What's that noise?
Didn't this guy
use to be in the movies?
Yeah,
he was "Gumby".
Oh, yeah.
Is Pokey gonna get his own video too?
Yeah.
Pokey kicks-ass.
Change it.
What the hell is this crap?
"Go speed racer".
"Go speed racer".
"Go speed racer".
Is this like, elevator music?
Yeah.
Elevators suck.
- This is, like, children's music.
- Yeah.
Like, nursery rhymes.
- Who are these guys?
- They called "A-Ha".
Yeah.
They called "A-Ha".
Wow.
That table is cool.
Are these guys, like, yodelling?
No dude.
They, like, scrodeling.
That was cool.
Yodelling sucks.
How can British guys always
sing so wimpy?
Like that Billy Joel dude?
Yeah,
he sucks.
Check it out Butt-Head
3 wheelers.
Yeah,
those are cool.
I heard if you like, turn really
sharp on those
they turn over and crush you.
That would be cool.
Yeah, yeah.
And if you peel out,
- You can tear up all the plants.
- Yeah.
That's cool.
Divers.
- Go down.
- Yeah, yeah.
This is like a James Bond movie.
Yeah, they need that short guy
handjob and come out.
You said "job".
Is this like an
Irish spring commercial?
I might stronger
then I care to be.
Yeah, there is the manly salt.
Manly yes, but Beavis
likes it too.
Shut up bunghole!
I'll kick your ass!
Shut up Butt-Head!
EXPERIENCE
At a Hugman research centre
new experiments are being conducted
that they show progress in
many areas in laser assisted surgery.
Butt-Head, Butt-Head, come
here quick! Bare ass on TV!
...early stages many forms of colon cancer
can now be cure according to Dr. Dorfcock.
- Here at the institute we have...
- Wow.
we are using semiconductor lighters...
PBS is pretty cool.
His teeth are witer than white.
Yeah,
they are white.
- These guys live on the edge.
- Yeah.
The edge of wuss cliff.
This is Joey Buttafuoco's
theme song.
Let's find something that rocks.
"Take me down to the paradise city,
where the grass is green
and the girls are pretty".
- "Oh won't you please take me home".
- Shut up, dumbass.
- This isn't "Paradise city"
- Oh, yeah.
- This is cool.
- Yeah.
- Garbage is cool.
- Yeah.
I like Ween too.
- Ween is cool.
- Yeah.
That would be cool if we had, like,
- Garbage blowing around in the house.
- Yeah.
Let's take garbage,
- And throw it on the floor.
- Yeah.
Shut up, Beavis!
Don't make me
kick your ass again.
I'll kick your ass, butthole.
- No just it kinda was sick.
- Yeah.
And I would also like
2 fish sandwiches.
1 chicken sandwich with
extra cheese and no tomatoes.
And I also need 3 cheeseburgers:
1 with mayonnaise and lettuce,
1 with pickles, lettuce and ketchup,
and 1 with mustard, lettuce,
tomatoes, onions and pickles...
Are you're ready to rock!?
Ladies and gentlemen!
Would you please welcome!
Bunghole recording artists!
Beavis and Butt-Head!
I heard you still to loves
to party?
Are you ready to rock?
This one from our
new album.
This is cool.
Play some Skynyrd, man!
Butt-Head, Butt-Head
I want you Butt-Head.
Over here Butt-Head,
Butt-Head, Butt-Head.
Butt-Head here Butt-Head.
Over here Butt-Head.
Butt-Head, Butt-Head.
Hey Butt-Head.
Butt-Head come here quick.
I found another dead rat.
You asswipe. I was about to have
wet dream.
Why that guy eating
dinner with those old people?
Yeah.
Maybe he is in trouble.
Wow! He has got a cone
in his back pocket.
Yes.
Cool.
- Kiss rules.
- Yeah.
These guys are pretty cool
for a bunch of mimes.
Yeah these mimes are cool cause they,
like, make a lots of noise and scream.
- I hate when you are, like, at the stare
- Yeah.
and some mimes come up and
gets in your face.
and doesn't say anything.
I usually kick them in the nads.
Yeah, yeah, that's when
they start saying stuff.
It feels like.
- Kiss is cool.
- Yeah.
Then they gonna spit
some blood.
I like when he sticks
his long tongue out.
- Yes.
- Yeah.
Old people.
Anything yet?
Are you sure you licking right?
Yeah.
I don't get it! It suppose to pack an
awesome buzz.
Taste like chicken.
- Here toady.
- Here today.
What's that noise?
Didn't this guy
use to be in the movies?
Yeah,
he was "Gumby".
Oh, yeah.
Is Pokey gonna get his own video too?
Yeah.
Pokey kicks-ass.
Change it.
What the hell is this crap?
"Go speed racer".
"Go speed racer".
"Go speed racer".
Is this like, elevator music?
Yeah.
Elevators suck.
- This is, like, children's music.
- Yeah.
Like, nursery rhymes.
- Who are these guys?
- They called "A-Ha".
Yeah.
They called "A-Ha".
Wow.
That table is cool.
Are these guys, like, yodelling?
No dude.
They, like, scrodeling.
That was cool.
Yodelling sucks.
How can British guys always
sing so wimpy?
Like that Billy Joel dude?
Yeah,
he sucks.
Check it out Butt-Head
3 wheelers.
Yeah,
those are cool.
I heard if you like, turn really
sharp on those
they turn over and crush you.
That would be cool.
Yeah, yeah.
And if you peel out,
- You can tear up all the plants.
- Yeah.
That's cool.
Divers.
- Go down.
- Yeah, yeah.
This is like a James Bond movie.
Yeah, they need that short guy
handjob and come out.
You said "job".
Is this like an
Irish spring commercial?
I might stronger
then I care to be.
Yeah, there is the manly salt.
Manly yes, but Beavis
likes it too.
Shut up bunghole!
I'll kick your ass!
Shut up Butt-Head!