Beavis and Butt-Head (1993–2011): Season 2, Episode 11 - Washing the Dog - full transcript
Mr. Anderson agrees to let the boys wash his dog, with very predictable results.
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AT
THE MOVIES
With their crudely fashion
stone tools,
keen hunting skills and
incredible survival savvy.
The antechinus people of
South American rain forest
have survived for centurys
in dignity and peace.
Virtually untouched by the
hand of modern man.
Wow! Topless
tribes women.
Those are flat.
Yeah, but they still cool.
Today the biggest threat to
these noble people.
Comes from the
encroachment of civilisation.
And the rape of the rain forest
known as clear cutting.
Cool.
Timber.
Yeah.
Black cowboys are cool.
"Kool Moe Dee".
Wow.
These guys kick-ass.
- Snow is cool.
- Yeah.
- Wow, these guys twirl.
- Yeah.
Is this, like, "The Village People"?
- "Wild wild west".
- "Wild wild west".
- "Wild wild west".
- "Wild wild west".
The wild wild wuss.
Wow,
she's almost naked.
That's cool.
Fire! Fire! Fire!
Check it out, it's
pussy galore
Is that that chick from that
movie about that guy
with those numbers?
Yeah, he's got 2 zeros
in his number,
so that he can kill people.
- That's cool.
- Yeah.
James Bond.
You said Bomb.
They said "bum"
Check it out,
a toilet.
Yeah, yeah
M-80 it.
We should have toilet installed
right in front of the TV.
That would be cool.
We could put a urinal
right next to the TV.
Yeah, that's sucks when
you have to take a leak
and you got, like,
leave the room.
Yeah, we could just take
a leak right here.
They don't have enough
toilets in videos.
Yeah.
They need more
toilets in video.
- That would be cool.
- Yeah.
Like more of
those urinals.
Yeah,
those are cool.
Here I sit,
broken hearted paid a dime
and only farted.
That's cool.
Hey, check this out.
For a good time
call Beavis's his mom.
- 5-5.
- Yeah, what's says here,
for a great time call
Butt-Head's dad.
Gross.
- Come here, dude.
- You ready?
- Aha, this is gonna be cool
- Yeah.
Okay on 3.
1-2-3.
- Yes!
- Yes!
Wow, that looks cool.
Hey, Vern.
Excuse me, boys.
Y'all won't know anything
about a couple of kids
blowing up the men's room crapper
with a quarter stick a dynamite
then stealing half of the snack bar's
candy in the commotion now, would ya?
Looks like they are here and it bothers
night time discount
security are gonna has to teach you,
boys, a thing or 2
about respect another's
people property.
But, let me tell
you something.
This here is gonna
hurt me
a whole crap low less
when it's gonna hurt you.
My foot!
Cool.
Check it out,
toes.
Cool.
Look.
This little piggy went
to market.
This little piggy
stayed home.
This little piggy
had roast beef.
And this little piggy shot
a big ass hole through his foot.
You are a genius,
Butt-Head.
Yes!
- This kicks-ass!
- Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
- "Boom Shalock Lock Boom"
- "Boom Shalock Lock Boom"
"Boom Shalock Lock Boom"
"Breaker, breaker,
here comes the gaper."
Hey,
these guys are white.
Yeah.
Danny Bonaduce.
Yeah, that's that
dude from "The Family".
No way, that's that dude
in "The kids in the block".
- No, that was Donnie Wahlberg.
- Oh yeah.
That dude is a wuss.
Yeah.
- Hey, Beavis, are you Irish?
- Yeah.
"Boom Shalock Lock Boom"
- These dudes are scary.
- Yeah.
- That chick has a beer belly.
- Yeah.
I like chubby chicks.
Hey, check it out it's
that chick from "Star Wars".
Yeah,
princess Lay Me.
What's this video about?
It's about drama
club chicks.
Yeah I got a part for 'em.
Is this, like, one of those
college videos?
Yeah,
college sucks.
Hey, Vern, look in here.
The sign that says some.
"Do not entry"?
I sure could go for a
double jelly
glazed fudge cooler if
you know what I mean?
Help me.
Help me, please.
Help me.
He's naked.
Don't forget to
scrub your wiener.
- Butt, boobs.
- Yeah.
I like when chicks wear shirts
that are so tight you can see their boobs.
That's cool.
Check it out.
Look at those thingies.
Ooh, Baby.
Come to Butt-Head.
Phil Rudd is cool.
He's better than that old fart
they got now.
Shut up, fartknocker, that
guy they got now is cool.
Yeah, but Phil Rudd
kicks-ass.
"AC/DC" rules.
Kick-ass.
Ooh Baby.
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AT
THE MOVIES
With their crudely fashion
stone tools,
keen hunting skills and
incredible survival savvy.
The antechinus people of
South American rain forest
have survived for centurys
in dignity and peace.
Virtually untouched by the
hand of modern man.
Wow! Topless
tribes women.
Those are flat.
Yeah, but they still cool.
Today the biggest threat to
these noble people.
Comes from the
encroachment of civilisation.
And the rape of the rain forest
known as clear cutting.
Cool.
Timber.
Yeah.
Black cowboys are cool.
"Kool Moe Dee".
Wow.
These guys kick-ass.
- Snow is cool.
- Yeah.
- Wow, these guys twirl.
- Yeah.
Is this, like, "The Village People"?
- "Wild wild west".
- "Wild wild west".
- "Wild wild west".
- "Wild wild west".
The wild wild wuss.
Wow,
she's almost naked.
That's cool.
Fire! Fire! Fire!
Check it out, it's
pussy galore
Is that that chick from that
movie about that guy
with those numbers?
Yeah, he's got 2 zeros
in his number,
so that he can kill people.
- That's cool.
- Yeah.
James Bond.
You said Bomb.
They said "bum"
Check it out,
a toilet.
Yeah, yeah
M-80 it.
We should have toilet installed
right in front of the TV.
That would be cool.
We could put a urinal
right next to the TV.
Yeah, that's sucks when
you have to take a leak
and you got, like,
leave the room.
Yeah, we could just take
a leak right here.
They don't have enough
toilets in videos.
Yeah.
They need more
toilets in video.
- That would be cool.
- Yeah.
Like more of
those urinals.
Yeah,
those are cool.
Here I sit,
broken hearted paid a dime
and only farted.
That's cool.
Hey, check this out.
For a good time
call Beavis's his mom.
- 5-5.
- Yeah, what's says here,
for a great time call
Butt-Head's dad.
Gross.
- Come here, dude.
- You ready?
- Aha, this is gonna be cool
- Yeah.
Okay on 3.
1-2-3.
- Yes!
- Yes!
Wow, that looks cool.
Hey, Vern.
Excuse me, boys.
Y'all won't know anything
about a couple of kids
blowing up the men's room crapper
with a quarter stick a dynamite
then stealing half of the snack bar's
candy in the commotion now, would ya?
Looks like they are here and it bothers
night time discount
security are gonna has to teach you,
boys, a thing or 2
about respect another's
people property.
But, let me tell
you something.
This here is gonna
hurt me
a whole crap low less
when it's gonna hurt you.
My foot!
Cool.
Check it out,
toes.
Cool.
Look.
This little piggy went
to market.
This little piggy
stayed home.
This little piggy
had roast beef.
And this little piggy shot
a big ass hole through his foot.
You are a genius,
Butt-Head.
Yes!
- This kicks-ass!
- Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
- "Boom Shalock Lock Boom"
- "Boom Shalock Lock Boom"
"Boom Shalock Lock Boom"
"Breaker, breaker,
here comes the gaper."
Hey,
these guys are white.
Yeah.
Danny Bonaduce.
Yeah, that's that
dude from "The Family".
No way, that's that dude
in "The kids in the block".
- No, that was Donnie Wahlberg.
- Oh yeah.
That dude is a wuss.
Yeah.
- Hey, Beavis, are you Irish?
- Yeah.
"Boom Shalock Lock Boom"
- These dudes are scary.
- Yeah.
- That chick has a beer belly.
- Yeah.
I like chubby chicks.
Hey, check it out it's
that chick from "Star Wars".
Yeah,
princess Lay Me.
What's this video about?
It's about drama
club chicks.
Yeah I got a part for 'em.
Is this, like, one of those
college videos?
Yeah,
college sucks.
Hey, Vern, look in here.
The sign that says some.
"Do not entry"?
I sure could go for a
double jelly
glazed fudge cooler if
you know what I mean?
Help me.
Help me, please.
Help me.
He's naked.
Don't forget to
scrub your wiener.
- Butt, boobs.
- Yeah.
I like when chicks wear shirts
that are so tight you can see their boobs.
That's cool.
Check it out.
Look at those thingies.
Ooh, Baby.
Come to Butt-Head.
Phil Rudd is cool.
He's better than that old fart
they got now.
Shut up, fartknocker, that
guy they got now is cool.
Yeah, but Phil Rudd
kicks-ass.
"AC/DC" rules.
Kick-ass.
Ooh Baby.