Baywatch (1989–2001): Season 9, Episode 22 - Castles in the Sand - full transcript
A frantic weekend begins for Alex when she begins tracking down the builder of several elaborate sand castles that appear every day at the beach, while she gets stuck entertaining her life-long childhood friend Sam's fiancée, Diana, who falls for Mitch, which prompts Mitch to asks Alex to pose as his girlfriend to keep Diana away. Meanwhile, Cody's new motorboat gets stolen by a pair of boat thieves while out scuba diving and he becomes determined to find the group before they strike again.
-[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
-HEY!
THAT'S MY BOAT.
HEY, WHAT DO THOSE GUYS
THINK THEY'RE DOING?
-WOMAN: HEY, COME BACK!
-HEY, COME BACK HERE!
[YELLING]
-WAIT, GET BACK HERE!
-WELL, GUESS WE SWIM.
-SON OF A! [SPLASH]
-[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
-♪ SOME PEOPLE STAND
IN THE DARKNESS ♪
♪ AFRAID TO STEP
INTO THE LIGHT ♪
♪ SOME PEOPLE NEED
TO HELP SOMEBODY ♪
♪ WHEN THE EDGE OF
SURRENDER'S IN SIGHT ♪
♪ DON'T YOU WORRY
♪ IT'S GONNA BE ALRIGHT
♪ 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS READY
♪ I WON'T LET YOU
OUT OF MY SIGHT ♪
♪ I'LL BE READY,
I'LL BE READY ♪
♪ NEVER YOU FEAR
♪ NO, DON'T YOU FEAR
♪ I'LL BE READY
♪ FOREVER AND ALWAYS
♪ I'M ALWAYS HERE
-MORNING.
-GOOD MORNING.
-WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE SO EARLY?
-WELL, I ENTERED A
10K RACE NEXT MONTH,
I THOUGHT I BETTER
GET READY FOR IT
-HEY, GOOD FOR YOU!
-YEAH, YOU KNOW,
I WAS LOOKING OVER THE SCHEDULE
AND I HAPPENED TO NOTICE
THAT YOU HAVE
OFF THIS WEEKEND.
-THAT'S RIGHT.
-YEAH, SO YOU PLANNING
A LITTLE HOLIDAY?
MAYBE ONE OF YOUR FAMOUS
FORAYS INTO MEXICO.
-NOW WAIT A MINUTE.
WHY ARE YOU SO INTERESTED IN
WHAT I'M DOING THIS WEEKEND?
-I'M NOT.
I JUST, YOU KNOW, I
MIGHT NEED A FAVOR.
-WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
YOU MIGHT NEED A FAVOR?
EITHER YOU DO OR YOU DON'T,
YOU DON'T JUST
"MIGHT" NEED A FAVOR.
MY BEST FRIEND IS GETTING
MARRIED THIS SATURDAY.
-AND YOU NEED A DATE.
-NO, THIS IS NOT A DATE.
-THEN WHAT IS IT?
-A FAVOR.
-AH, SATURDAY,
I'M NOT SO SURE.
THAT'S AWFULLY
SHORT NOTICE.
-LOOK, I REALIZE YOU LEAD
A VERY ACTIVE SOCIAL LIFE.
-ON THE OTHER HAND, WE
CAN'T HAVE YOU GOING SOLO
TO YOUR BEST FRIEND'S
WEDDING, NOW CAN WE?
-IT'S NOT THAT HE
MINDS, IT'S JUST.
-HE?
YOUR BEST FRIEND'S THE GROOM?
-WHY IS THAT SO UNUSUAL?
WHAT, YOU THINK A MAN AND A
WOMAN CAN'T HAVE A RELATIONSHIP
WITHOUT THERE BEING A
PHYSICAL ATTRACTION?
-WELL I THINK IT'S POSSIBLE,
BUT INCREDIBLY RARE.
-NO, TRUST ME, SAM AND
I ARE BEST FRIENDS.
I HAVE KNOWN
HIM SINCE COLLEGE.
-UH, WOULD YOU UH...
THANK YOU.
SO, IF HE'S YOUR
BEST FRIEND,
THEN WHY ISN'T
HE MARRYING YOU?
-WHAT KIND OF A
QUESTION IS THAT?
-UH, TOO PERSONAL?
-A TAD.
-SORRY.
-LISTEN, THE RECEPTION'S
AT THE BELLER BAY CLUB,
IT'S ON THE SAND, YOU WILL
FEEL COMPLETELY AT HOME,
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
-WELL IT SOUNDS
AWFULLY TEMPTING, BUT--
-BUCHANAN, YOU OWE ME.
-WHAT DO YOU
MEAN, I OWE YOU?
I OWE YOU FOR WHAT?
-IT DOESN'T
MATTER FOR WHAT,
I'M COUNTING ON YOU.
I NEED BACKUP HERE.
-ALRIGHT, I'LL
TELL YOU WHAT,
I'LL CHECK MY SCHEDULE
AND GET BACK TO YOU.
-AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
PLEASE.
[SIGHS]
-[DREAMY MUSIC]
-HEY, ALEX.
-WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS?
-THAT THING'S GREAT!
-IT'S STRANGE.
-WHAT'S SO STRANGE ABOUT
A SAND CASTLE ON THE BEACH?
-BECAUSE I WAS THE ONE WHO
CLOSED THIS TOWER LAST NIGHT,
IT IS 6:45AM.
WHO WOULD BUILD A
CASTLE IN THE DARK?
YOU KNOW?
-THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.
-SEE YA!
-HAVE FUN.
-[DREAMY MUSIC]
-I ALREADY GAVE YOU A
DESCRIPTION OF THE VESSEL,
DIDN'T YOU WRITE IT DOWN?
I REALIZE YOU'RE JUST
TRYING TO DO YOUR JOB!
I WILL TRY NOT TO
RAISE MY VOICE.
I WILL EVEN
WHISPER IF YOU LIKE.
-WHO'S HE TALKING TO?
-HARBOR PATROL, SOMEONE
STOLE HIS BOAT YESTERDAY.
-YOU'RE KIDDING.
-DO I MIND IF YOU
PUT ME ON HOLD?
DO I HAVE ANY CHOICE?
-CODY, I'M REALLY SORRY.
THAT'S TERRIBLE.
-NO, NO, NO, WHAT'S WORSE
IS THE AFTER EFFECTS.
DEALING WITH THESE PAPER
PUSHERS, FILLING OUT THE FORMS.
FEELS LIKE I'M GOING TO BE ON
HOLD FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!
-[PHONE RINGS]
-I'LL GET IT.
HELLO?
-HI, AL, IT'S ME, SAM!
-HEY HANDSOME, WHAT'S UP?
YOU STARTING TO
LOSE YOUR NERVE?
-ARE YOU KIDDING, I CAN
HARDLY WAIT UNTIL SATURDAY.
WAIT UNTIL YOU MEET HER.
I HAVE NEVER FELT THIS
WAY BEFORE ABOUT ANYONE.
IT'S TORTURE JUST
BEING AWAY FROM HER.
-WELL, I'M SURE SHE'S
ABSOLUTELY LOVELY.
BUT TELL ME,
HOW ARE YOU?
-I NEED YOUR HELP.
I AM STUCK IN NEW
YORK UNTIL FRIDAY.
I'M ACTUALLY ON
THE FDR RIGHT NOW.
DIANE'S GONNA GET
INTO LA TOMORROW.
SHE DOESN'T KNOW A SOUL,
I WAS HOPING YOU
COULD SHOW HER AROUND.
-YEAH, SURE, YOU KNOW,
I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU,
YOU KNOW THAT.
DON'T YOU THINK SHE'S GONNA
FEEL A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE
WITH A COMPLETE STRANGER?
-YOU'RE NO STRANGER, AL.
I'VE TOLD HER
ALL ABOUT YOU,
SHE CAN'T WAIT
TO MEET YOU.
-[TRUCK HONKS]
-SO LISTEN, SHE GETS TO THE
AIRPORT AT FOUR O'CLOCK.
I'LL JUST TELL HER TO GO
STRAIGHT TO THE BEACH.
AL, THANKS A MILLION.
-YEAH.
I'LL SEE YOU ON
FRIDAY, OKAY?
BYE.
[SIGHS]
-[PEACEFUL DREAMY MUSIC]
-NO, NO, NO, I HAVE
A $500 DEDUCTIBLE.
I'M HOLDING THE POLICY
RIGHT IN MY HAND!
-SORRY.
-WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT
DOESN'T COVER THEFT?
NO, I HAVEN'T SPOKEN
TO THE ADJUSTER YET,
HE HASN'T RETURNED MY CALL.
-HANG IN THERE, BUDDY.
-NO, I KNOW THAT.
-EXCUSE ME.
HAVE YOU NOTICED ANYONE
BUILDING SANDCASTLES
ON THE BEACH LATELY?
-YEAH, JUST ABOUT EVERY KID
THAT COMES DOWN TO THE BEACH.
-NO, I'M TALKING ABOUT
REALLY GOOD ONES,
PROFESSIONAL ONES.
IS THERE A CONTEST
COMING UP OR SOMETHING?
-NO, I DON'T THINK SO.
-HEY, ALEX?
-YEAH.
-SOMEONE HERE TO SEE YOU.
WAITING OUTSIDE.
-ALRIGHT.
SEE YOU, NEWMIE.
-SEE YOU.
-[INQUISITIVE MUSIC]
-UH, DIANE?
-ALEX, HI!
THIS IS GREAT.
EVER SINCE I MET SAM,
ALL I'VE HEARD IS
ALEX THIS, ALEX THAT.
I FEEL LIKE I
ALREADY KNOW YOU.
-REALLY?
-HE SAID YOU
WERE THE STANDARD
BY WHICH HE JUDGED
ALL OTHER WOMEN.
-WELL I'M SURE
HE WAS JOKING.
-OH?
-LISTEN, HE TOLD ME
TO SHOW YOU AROUND.
IS THERE ANYTHING SPECIAL
YOU WANNA SEE OR DO?
-I WAS HOPING WE
COULD JUST HANG OUT
AROUND HERE FOR A WHILE.
[LAUGHS] I'M FROM KANSAS CITY,
I'VE NEVER BEEN TO
THE BEACH BEFORE.
-YOU KNOW WHAT,
I'M FROM ST. LOUIS,
I KNOW EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL.
-EVERYTHING'S SO BEAUTIFUL!
THE WATER, THE SAND,
THE PEOPLE. [LAUGHS]
WHAT A PLACE TO WORK!
-WELL, BEST OFFICE IN
THE WORLD, AS THEY SAY.
-SAM PROMISED WE'D GET A
HOUSE RIGHT ON THE WATER.
-REALLY?
WOW, HE MUST BE
DOING PRETTY WELL.
-SAM'S THE MOST REMARKABLE
PERSON I'VE EVER MET.
THE MOMENT I LAID
EYES ON HIM I KNEW
HE WAS THE MAN I WAS GONNA
SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH.
-ALEX: HM.
-WHO'S THAT?
-THAT'S MITCH BUCHANAN.
HE'S SORT OF THE COMMANDER
IN CHIEF HERE AT BAYWATCH.
-HEY, HI.
-DIANE: HI.
-ALEX: HI.
-DIANE, THIS IS
MITCH BUCHANAN,
MITCH, THIS IS DIANE.
-NICE TO MEET YOU.
-NICE TO MEET YOU, MITCH.
-OH, YOU'RE THE DIANE THAT'S
MARRYING ALEX'S BEST FRIEND.
-YEAH, I WAS PLANNING TO.
I MEAN YES, I AM.
-MITCH: WELL GOOD.
CONGRATULATIONS.
-THANK YOU.
-MAN: HEY, MITCH!
-UH, EXCUSE ME, I GOTTA GO.
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
-I CERTAINLY HOPE SO.
-BYE!
[LAUGHS]
-[UPBEAT MUSIC]
-[GIRLS CHATTER]
-HEY, ALEX.
-HELLO!
HOW'RE YOU DOING?
-GOOD.
BETTER POUR SOME COLD
WATER ON THOSE TWO, HUH?
-YEAH, WAS JUST THINKING
THE SAME THING MYSELF.
-SO, HOW'D IT GO LAST
NIGHT WITH DIANE?
-NOT GOOD.
-NOT GOOD, WHAT HAPPENED?
OH, DON'T TELL ME, YOU'RE
NOT JEALOUS, ARE YOU?
-WHY WOULD I BE JEALOUS?
-BECAUSE SHE'S MARRYING
YOUR BEST FRIEND.
-[SIGHS] THAT IS
NOT THE PROBLEM.
-THEN WHAT IS?
-SHE'S IN LOVE
WITH ANOTHER MAN.
-WHO?
-YOU.
-ME?
-DON'T TELL ME
YOU DIDN'T NOTICE.
SHE'S GOT A MAD
CRUSH ON YOU, MITCH.
-ARE YOU KIDDING?
-NO!
I MEAN, I TAKE HER OUT
TO DINNER LAST NIGHT,
WE WENT TO BEAU RIVAGE,
ALL SHE DID WAS
ASK ABOUT YOU.
AND THEN THE WAITER
COMES TO THE TABLE
AND ASKS HER
WHAT SHE WANTS,
AND SHE SAYS TO ME,
"WHAT DOES MITCH
USUALLY ORDER?"
-WELL, I HOPE YOU
TOLD HER RACK OF LAMB.
-[SIGH] MITCH,
THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
THIS IS MY BEST FRIEND.
HE'S GONNA BE HEARTBROKEN.
-OH MY GOD, OH GOD!
-[INTENSE MUSIC]
TAMMY?
BETSY?
LIFEGUARD, LIFEGUARD!
HAVE YOU SEEN
TWO LITTLE GIRLS?
THEY WERE PLAYING
RIGHT OVER THERE.
-WELL, THEY MUST BE
AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE,
THEY DIDN'T GO IN THE WATER.
-HOW DO YOU KNOW?
-BECAUSE I WAS
WATCHING THE WATER.
-YOU WERE
TALKING TO HIM.
-ARE YOU THE SISTER?
-GIRL: NO, I'M
THE BABYSITTER.
-THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE
BEEN WATCHING THEM.
-MITCH: WHAT
WERE THEY WEARING?
-TAMMY WAS WEARING BLUE
AND BETSY WAS WEARING
ORANGE AND BLACK.
-WE GOT TWO KIDS,
POSSIBLE KIDNAPPING,
POSSIBLE DROWNING.
SIX AND EIGHT YEARS OLD.
ONE IS WEARING YELLOW,
ONE IS WEARING A HAT.
-WALKIE: TWO?
-YES.
YEAH I'VE SEARCH THEM.
VENICE TO SAN PEDRO.
IF YOU CAN
GET THE CHOPPERS,
GET THEM IN HERE!
-WALKIE: ROGER THAT.
-WE GOTTA FIND THEM.
-WE WILL, WE WILL.
-ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT, THEY
GOTTA CALL FOR A BODY SEARCH.
-I'M TELLING YOU,
THEY ARE NOT OUT THERE.
-WE GOTTA FOLLOW PROCEDURE.
-I KNOW.
-HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
-TAMMY, BETSY,
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
-WE JUST WENT
TO THE SNACK BAR,
WE TRIED TO TELL YOU.
-BUT YOU WERE BUSY.
-MR. BUCHANAN!
-ARE THESE THE GIRLS?
-YEAH, THEY TURNED UP.
-ARE YOU OKAY?
-YES.
-[SIGH] I HOPE YOU
LEARNED A LESSON HERE.
-I'M SORRY.
-WELL, SORRY'S
NOT GONNA CUT IT,
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO TALK TO THE PARENTS
AND TELL THEM
WHAT HAPPENED.
-BUT I'LL GET FIRED!
-WOULD YOU
RATHER I TELL THEM?
-[SIGH] I'LL DO IT.
-OKAY.
WE FOUND THEM, CALL
THE WHOLE THING OFF,
THAT'S A CODE FOUR.
CODE FOUR.
-WALKIE: ROGER
THAT, CODE FOUR.
-DO YOU WANT A
SLICE OF PIZZA?
IT'S PEPPERONI.
-NO, THANKS, GIRLS.
DO ME A FAVOR.
WOULD YOU STAY CLOSE TO
YOUR BABYSITTER, OKAY?
-OKAY.
-[SIGHS]
-MITCH?
HI.
YOU ALWAYS THIS
COOL UNDER PRESSURE?
-[SIGHS]
-[INTRIGUING MUSIC]
-[MITCH SIGHS]
-DIANE: MITCH?
-OH YEAH, HEY.
-I NEVER KNEW
BEING A LIFEGUARD
REQUIRED HAVING
SO MANY SKILLS.
I THOUGHT YOU JUST HAD
TO BE A GOOD SWIMMER.
-NO, NO, IT'S A LOT MORE
COMPLEX THAN PEOPLE IMAGINE.
-WELL, ALL I CAN SAY IS,
I'M IMPRESSED.
-THANKS.
GETTING READY
FOR THE BIG DAY?
-THE BIG DAY?
-THE WEDDING.
-THAT, UH.
YOU'RE NOT
MARRIED, ARE YOU?
-UM, NO, NOT
AT THE MOMENT.
-ENGAGED?
-DIVORCED.
-OH, SORRY.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO PRY.
IT'S JUST THAT YOU'RE
NOT WEARING A RING.
-LOOK, DIANE, I CAN'T
REALLY CONTINUE.
-IT'S JUST, I'M SO
AMAZED BY WHAT YOU DO.
YOU PUT YOUR LIFE ON
THE LINE EVERY DAY.
YOU'RE A REAL LIFE HERO.
-WHAT I DO IS NO DIFFERENT
THAN WHAT A LOT
OF PEOPLE DO.
I MEAN, FIREMEN AND POLICEMEN,
THEY ALL HELP PEOPLE.
WHAT'S YOUR FIANCE?
-OH, HE'S JUST
A BUSINESSMAN.
-DON'T SAY JUST
A BUSINESSMAN,
THEY'RE VERY IMPORTANT.
THEY HELP A LOT OF PEOPLE.
THEY HELP PEOPLE START
JOBS, OPPORTUNITIES,
THEY HELP PUT
FOOD ON THE TABLE.
-I NEVER THOUGHT
ABOUT IT THAT WAY.
-THEY CAN MAKE A WORLD OF
DIFFERENCE IN PEOPLE'S LIVES.
-YOU'RE VERY SMART.
-THANK YOU.
-WALKIE: AMF 295 TO MITCH.
-BUCHANAN, COME BACK.
-WALKIE: BE ADVISED, MITCH,
WE GOT A STRONG RIP OFF
THE JETTY WITH SWIMMERS IN.
-WHAT'S WRONG?
-AH, I GOT A RIP CURRENT.
LOOK, I GOTTA GET
PEOPLE OUT OF THE WATER.
YOU TAKE CARE, OKAY?
-[BRIGHT ROCK MUSIC]
♪ YOU'RE EVERYBODIES HERO
♪ WORTH MORE THAN SILVER AND GOLD
♪ I CAN'T GET YOU OFF MY MIND
♪ YOU'RE HUMBLE AND YOUR KIND
♪ YOU'RE JUST WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR
♪ THE ONE THAT I ADORE
♪ IT'S UNBELIEVABLE TO YOU
♪ IT'S BELIEVABLE TO ME
♪ YOU SHOULD KNOW
YOU'RE SOMETHING AMAZING ♪
♪ IT'S UNBELIEVABLE TO YOU
♪ IT'S BELIEVABLE TO ME
♪ YOU SHOULD KNOW
YOU'RE SOMETHING AMAZING ♪
♪ YOU'RE THE WAVE TO MY SEA
♪ THE SUN AND MOON TO ME
♪ YOU'RE THE WIND IN MY SAILS
♪ RESCUE ME WHEN I FAIL
♪ YOU'RE JUST WHAT I'M SEARCHING FOR
♪ AND SO MUCH MORE
♪ IT'S UNBELIEVABLE TO YOU
♪ IT'S BELIEVABLE TO ME
♪ YOU SHOULD KNOW
YOU'RE SOMETHING AMAZING ♪
♪ IT'S UNBELIEVABLE TO YOU ♪
♪ IT'S BELIEVABLE TO ME
♪ YOU SHOULD KNOW
YOU'RE SOMETHING AMAZING ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT ♪
♪ DON'T YOU KNOW THAT
YOU'RE SOMETHING AMAZING ♪
♪ YOU'RE AMAZING, YOU'RE AMAZING
SO AMAZING ♪
♪ SO AMAZING
-MITCH: HEY, BUD.
WHAT A DAY, HUH?
BEAU RIVAGE LATER?
-ALEX: HEY, MITCH.
CAN WE TALK?
-SURE.
WE REALLY GOTTA NIP THIS
DIANE SITUATION IN THE BUD.
-YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.
-YOU'RE ACTUALLY
AGREEING WITH ME?
-SHE WAS AT MY
TOWER THE ENTIRE DAY.
-I KNOW!
SHE IS A COMPLETE
BASKET CASE.
HOWEVER, I THINK I HAVE
COME UP WITH A PLAN
TO BRING HER
BACK TO REALITY.
-GOOD.
-I TOLD HER YOU WERE GAY.
-YOU DID NOT.
-I'M KIDDING!
I ACTUALLY TOLD HER
WE WERE A COUPLE.
-WHAT?
-AND THAT YOU WERE
KEEPING IT A SECRET
BECAUSE YOU
PROMISED THE CHIEF
THAT YOU WOULDN'T DATE
LIFEGUARDS ANYMORE.
-WHY DON'T YOU JUST
TELL HER THE TRUTH?
-BECAUSE, SHE CAN'T
HANDLE THE TRUTH.
SHE'S WALKING AROUND
IN A DREAM WORLD.
-NO, YOU'RE WALKING
AROUND IN A DREAM WORLD.
-MITCH, THE WOMAN WORSHIPS
THE SAND YOU WALK ON.
BESIDES, I COULDN'T
THINK OF ANOTHER PLAN.
SO I'LL SEE YOU
AROUND SEVEN?
-WHAT'S AT SEVEN?
-WELL, I INVITED DIANE
TO YOUR HOUSE FOR DINNER.
-NO, RYKER, NO.
-WOULD YOU FIX
SOMETHING LIGHT
BECAUSE I'VE BEEN
SNACKING ALL DAY.
-THAT'S NOT FUNNY.
-I'M KIDDING.
I'LL GO TO THE DELI.
-NO, FORGET IT, YOU'RE
OUT OF YOUR MIND.
-HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
THIS IS NOT MY FAULT.
YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S
SO IRRESISTIBLE.
-[MITCH GROANS]
-[MAN MOANS]
-MAN: COME ON,
YOU CAN DO IT.
COME ON, COME ON,
YOU CAN DO IT.
-ALEX: CODY?
-HUH?
-ARE YOU OKAY?
-OH YEAH.
-ARE YOU STILL
ON THE PHONE?
-YEAH. I'M ON
HOLD, STILL. [LAUGHS]
-YOU HAGGLING WITH THE
INSURANCE COMPANY STILL?
-OH NO, THIS
IS THE POLICE.
YOU SEE THAT REPORT
I FILLED OUT,
THEY SEEM TO
HAVE MISPLACED.
-[SIGHS] ARE YOU
FRUSTRATED OR WHAT?
-WHY SHOULD
I BE FRUSTRATED?
JUST BECAUSE I SANK
EVER DIME I HAD
INTO A BOAT I'LL
NEVER SEE AGAIN,
I MEAN, HEY, WHAT'S
THE BIG DEAL, YOU KNOW?
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THE
GOOD THING IS, ALEX?
DO YOU?
I'M NOT GONNA LET
THEM GET TO ME.
NO WAY.
-I'M GLAD YOU'RE
GONNA SURVIVE.
-AND SOMETHING ELSE.
WHEN I GET THROUGH THIS,
I'M GONNA FIX MY LOCKER.
MUSIC STILL. [LAUGHS]
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
DID YOU EVER FIND THAT
MYSTERIOUS SANDCASTLE BUILDER?
-NO.
-HM.
DO YOU THINK HE'S STILL
DOING THEM AT NIGHT?
-WELL, NOBODY'S REPORTED
ANYTHING DURING THE DAY.
-HELLO!
OH NO.
MORE MUSIC.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
WHAT'S YOUR
THEORY ON THIS?
I MEAN, ALIENS
WITH NIGHT VISION?
WHAT ABOUT ELVES?
YOU KNOW, LIKE
THE FAIRY TALE?
YOU REMEMBER THE ONE, THE
ONE WHERE THE ELVES COME OUT
AT NIGHT, AND THEY MAKE ALL
THE SHOES FOR THE SHOEMAKER.
-THE ELVES AND
THE SHOEMAKER.
-YOU REMEMBER! [LAUGHS]
MY MOM USED TO TELL ME
THAT STORY EVERY DAY
WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID AND
SHE'S BRING ME MILK AND COOKIES
AND SHE'D TUCK ME IN AND
I USED TO FEEL SO SAFE!
-CODY.
I THINK YOU'VE BEEN
ON HOLD TOO LONG.
-HELLO!
YES, I AM STILL HERE.
WHAT?
YOU'RE KIDDING ME.
WHERE IS IT?
[LAUGHS] I KNOW
EXACTLY WHERE THAT IS!
I'M ON MY WAY.
I KNEW YOU GUYS COULD
DO IT, YOU'RE THE BEST!
[LAUGHS]
THEY FOUND MY BOAT.
-GREAT.
-THEY FOUND
MY BOAT! [CACKLES]
-JUST IN THE
KNICK OF TIME.
-[INTENSE MUSIC]
-HELLO.
EXCUSE ME.
-YEAH, WHAT IS IT?
-YEAH, THE POLICE
SAID MY BOAT WAS HERE.
-NAME?
-MADISON.
-MADISON.
HOW DO YOU SPELL THAT?
-M A D, HEY,
HEY THERE IT IS.
-YEAH THAT'S IT,
THEY JUST TOWED IT IN.
-IT LOOKS FINE!
I THOUGHT WHOEVER STOLE
IT WOULD HAVE REALLY
MESSED IT UP.
-YEAH, THEY PICKED
HER REAL CLEAN.
LIKE A PACK OF VULTURES.
-THINK I'M
GONNA BE SICK.
-EVERY MONTH I GET A COUPLE
OF BOATS JUST LIKE YOURS.
SOME KIND OF RING
OPERATING OUT THERE.
I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU
HAPPENED TO CATCH A GLIMPSE
OF THE BOYS
THAT JACKED YOU?
-NAH, THEY PULLED THE
ANCHOR LINE AND TOOK OFF
BEFORE WE COULD SURFACE.
-COAST GUARD KEEPS SAYING
IF THEY HAD A DESCRIPTION,
THEY MIGHT BE ABLE
TO DO SOMETHING.
-YEAH, WELL I WISH
I COULD HELP THEM.
SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK
I SHOULD DO WITH HER?
-WELL I CAN GIVE
YOU AN ESTIMATE
OF ABOUT WHAT IT WOULD COST
TO REPLACE ALL THE GEAR
IF YOU GOT THE
STOMACH FOR IT.
-VERY FUNNY. [SIGHS]
-[KNOCK ON DOOR]
-HI.
-HI, HONEY.
MM, YOU SMELL GOOD.
-WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
-WELL, WE WENT TO THE
DELI BUT IT WAS TOO CROWDED
SO WE WENT TO KIM LI'S.
DIANE'S NEVER HAD
MONGOLIAN BARBECUE BEFORE.
HERE, IT'S HEAVY.
-HI, MITCH.
-OH, HI, DIANE.
MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME.
-YOU COULD HAVE
STRAIGHTENED UP.
-I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D ACTUALLY
HAVE THE NERVE TO SHOW UP.
-WHAT AN INTERESTING
HOUSE, IT'S SO...
-EARTHY.
-EARTHY? [LAUGHS]
-YOU KNOW ACTUALLY
I'VE BEEN THINKING OF
DOING SOME REDECORATING BUT I
REALLY HAVEN'T HAD A CHANCE.
-OH NO, I WOULDN'T
CHANGE A THING.
I LOVE THE WARMTH AND CHARM.
SO HOW LONG HAVE YOU TWO
BEEN LIVING TOGETHER?
-LIVING TOGETHER?
-WELL TECHNICALLY, I
HAVEN'T REALLY MOVED IN YET.
-NO.
-BUT IT'S JUST THAT
WE SPEND SO
MUCH TIME TOGETHER.
YOU KNOW WE'RE HERE
AND WE'RE AT
THE OFFICE ALL DAY.
-SOMETIMES I WONDER HOW WE
CAN EVEN STAND EACH OTHER.
-OH. [LAUGHS AWKWARDLY]
YOU'RE SO FUNNY.
SWEETHEART, DID YOU
FORGET TO SET THE TABLE?
-OH NO, DARLING,
I DID NOT FORGET.
I WAS BUSY
DOING THE WASH.
BUT I'LL GET RIGHT ON IT.
-ALEX: OKAY.
-MITCH: THANK YOU.
-I'LL HELP.
-YOU KNOW WHAT, WHY DON'T
YOU PUT OUT THE FOOD.
-GREAT.
-AND I WILL OPEN
A BOTTLE OF WINE.
LET'S SEE.
SWEETHEART, WHERE
IS THE CORKSCREW?
-OH, WHERE IT
ALWAYS IS, DARLING.
-MAYBE YOU FORGOT
TO PUT IT BACK.
-NO, ACTUALLY I HAVEN'T
USED IT LATELY, DARLING,
BUT KEEP LOOKING, I'M
SURE YOU'LL FIND IT.
-[WHISPERS] OH COME ON!
DON'T DO THIS TO ME.
-OH, GETTING WARMER.
SEE, THERE IT IS WHERE
IT'S ALWAYS BEEN.
OH LOOK, THE WINE'S
ALREADY OPEN! [LAUGHS]
-ALEX: LET'S HAVE A TOAST.
TO THE HAPPY
BRIDE AND GROOM,
DIANE AND SAM.
EVEN THOUGH SAM CAN'T BE
HERE WITH US IN THE FLESH,
I KNOW HE'S HERE
WITH US IN SPIRIT.
-DIANE: CHEERS.
MM, NICE CHOICE.
-HERE'S TO CHOICES.
-OH, OH NO.
-OH, MY, TOWEL.
-I'M SO CLUMSY,
I'M SO SORRY.
-THERE YOU GO.
-RED WINE STAINS,
DOESN'T IT?
-NOT IF YOU RUN COLD
WATER ON IT RIGHT AWAY.
-RIGHT.
-IT'LL BE FINE.
-WELL I'M AFRAID I DON'T
HAVE ANYTHING TO CHANGE INTO.
OH, ALEX!
YOU WEAR THE SAME SIZE.
YOU MUST HAVE A BLOUSE
I COULD CHANGE INTO.
-I REALLY DON'T HAVE THAT MANY
CLOTHES HERE, I DON'T THINK.
-NO.
-OH, COME ON, YOU PRACTICALLY
LIVE HERE. [LAUGHS]
-YEAH, YOU KNOW
EVERYTHING'S DIRTY,
I REALLY HAVEN'T HAD A CHANCE
TO GO TO THE DRY CLEANERS.
-RIGHT.
WHY DON'T YOU WEAR
ONE OF MY SHIRTS.
-AW.
-THAT IS A GOOD IDEA.
-WHY DON'T YOU SHOW
HERE WHERE THEY ARE?
-OKAY, NO PROBLEM.
LET'S GO.
-IT'S GONNA BE A NIGHT.
YOU WANT A COKE?
-SURE.
-YOU KNOW SHE ISN'T
BUYING A WORD OF THIS.
-WHAT ARE YOU
SAYING, YES SHE IS.
-OH COME ON, SHE SPILT THE
WINE ON HER SHIRT ON PURPOSE.
SHE WAS TESTING YOU AND
YOU FAILED MISERABLY.
-WHAT, BECAUSE I DON'T
HAVE ANY CLOTHES HERE?
-ALEX, IT'S OVER.
LET'S COME CLEAN.
-WE CAN'T DO THAT.
WE'VE ALREADY
TAKEN IT TOO FAR.
-THERE'S ONLY ONE
WAY TO CONVINCE HER.
-DIANE: MITCH?
ALEX?
[CLEARS THROAT]
HEY, HOW'S
THIS SHIRT LOOK?
-OH, DIANE!
I'M SO EMBARRASSED.
-JUST CAN'T KEEP
MY HANDS OFF HER!
-I'M SURE SAM IS THE
SAME WAY WITH YOU.
-NOT REALLY.
-YOU SHOULD SHARE SOME OF
YOUR SEXY SECRETS WITH SAM.
-ENOUGH, YOU ARE
SUCH AN ANIMAL.
-[KNOCK ON DOOR]
-I'LL GET IT!
NEWMAN, HEY.
COME ON IN.
-NO, I CAN'T RIGHT NOW.
MITCH, WHAT'S GOING ON?
-WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
-YOU FORGOT.
-FORGET WHAT?
-OUR DOUBLE DATE WITH
THE ZIMMERMAN TWINS,
THEY'RE OUT IN THE--
-SH, NEWMAN,
DON'T SAY ANYTHING.
-[DIANE LAUGHS]
-THE ZIMMERMAN TWINS?
-YES, THE ZIMMERMAN TWINS.
COME ON, WE CAN'T
KEEP THEM WAITING.
-UM, I'M SORRY BUDDY
BUT I REALLY CAN'T.
SEE, ALEX AND I WERE
HAVING DINNER HERE
AND DIANE WAS HERE AND SHE
SPILLED SOME WINE ON HER,
THAT'S WHY SHE'S WEARING
ONE OF MY SHIRTS,
BUT I REALLY, I CAN'T.
[SIGHS]
I GOTTA GO!
BOTH OF THEM?
-YES, BOTH.
-HOW'D YOU
PULL THIS OFF?
-[SIGH] WOW.
-[CONCERNED MUSIC]
-HI.
HEY.
HEY, ARE YOU OKAY?
HI.
-[GRUNTS]
-COME HERE.
IT'S ALRIGHT.
-[GRUNTS]
-IT'S OKAY, COME HERE.
SWEETIE.
WAIT A SECOND!
COME HERE!
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
HEY.
WHY ARE YOU
RUNNING AWAY?
ARE YOU OKAY?
I JUST WANT TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT YOUR SANDCASTLES.
I THINK THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL.
-HEY, WHAT THE
HELL GOING ON, HUH?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING,
GET OFF MY BOAT!
-[GRUNTS]
-WHOA!
-HEY FORGET ABOUT THAT
THING, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
-HEY, THAT'S MY BOAT!
-[ACTION MUSIC]
-[WHISTLES]
OVER HERE!
HEY!
I'M HERE.
HEY, MAN, SOMEBODY
STOLE MY BOAT.
-THEY STOLE YOUR BOAT?
AND WENT WHERE?
-RIGHT OVER THERE
ABOUT 10 MINUTES AGO.
-GET ON.
NEWMIE, I THINK
WE HAVE OUR BOYS!
-[EXCITING MUSIC]
-[PEOPLE CHATTER]
-[ROMANTIC MUSIC]
-HI.
-HEY.
WHO WAS THAT?
YOU OKAY?
-THAT WAS A VERY
UNFORTUNATE LITTLE BOY.
HE'S GOT A DISEASE CALLED
XERODERMA PIGMENTOSUM,
WHICH BASICALLY MEANS HE
CAN NEVER GO OUT IN THE SUN.
-HE WAS THE ONE BUILDING
THE SANDCASTLES, HUH?
-FELL ASLEEP LAST NIGHT
WAITING FOR THE TIDE TO GO OUT
WHEN I FOUND HIM THIS MORNING,
RIGHT AFTER THE SUN CAME UP.
HE ALREADY HAD BLISTERS
COVERING HIS FACE.
SO SAD.
CAN YOU IMAGINE
LIVING LIKE THAT?
MAKES YOU REALIZE HOW
MUCH WE TAKE FOR GRANTED.
-YEAH.
NO KIDDING.
-ALEX!
-SAM!
HI!
I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T
GONNA BE HERE 'TIL FRIDAY.
-DIDN'T YOU GET ME
MESSAGES, MY EMAIL?
-NO.
ARE YOU ALRIGHT?
-NO, I'M NOT ALRIGHT.
YOU REALIZE DIANE HAS
CALLED OFF THE WEDDING?
-WHAT?
-[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
-[SIGHS]
-I THINK I SEE THEM,
THEY'RE A HALF
MILE DEAD AHEAD.
-LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE HEADING
RIGHT FOR THE MARINA, NEWMIE.
-WE CAN CATCH
THEM, LET'S GO!
CAN'T THIS THING
GO ANY FASTER?
-MAN, I'M RUNNING
OUT OF GAS.
I'M GONNA TAKE
IT DOWN A NOTCH.
-[SIREN]
-DAMMIT IT'S THE LIFEGUARD!
WE GOTTA MAKE A RUN FOR IT!
GIVE IT EVERYTHING WE GOT!
-[ENGINE REVS]
-RESCUE THREE TO
295, COME IN 295.
-WALKIE: YEAH
RESCUE THREE WE COPY.
WHAT'S UP, CODY?
-WE ARE IN PURSUIT OF A
STOLEN VESSEL HEADING SOUTH,
SOUTHWEST FROM POINT BERMAN.
PLEASE ALERT THE COAST
GUARD AND HARBOR PATROL.
I HAVE A FEELING THEY MAY
WANNA CHAT WITH THESE BOYS.
-WALKIE: ROGER.
-[ACTION MUSIC]
-[SIREN]
-ALRIGHT, NEWMIE, GET ME
AS CLOSE AS YOU CAN, MAN.
-WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
-YOU DON'T ASK,
I WON'T TELL.
-[ACTION MUSIC]
-CODY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
COME ON, GET DOWN.
-NEWMIE, GET ME AS
CLOSE AS YOU CAN!
-[ACTION MUSIC]
-LITTLE TIGHTER, NEWMIE!
COME ON, GET CLOSER.
[GRUNTS]
-[ENGINE SPUTTERS]
-WHEW!
WOO HOO!
[PANTS]
[LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY]
-CUT THAT PRETTY
CLOSE THERE, BIG GUY.
-NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD BE
SO HAPPY TO RUN OUT OF GAS
IN MY LIFE.
-I GOT SOMETHING
YOU MAY NEED.
-GIVE ME A HAND, NEWMIE.
-ALRIGHT, COMING OVER.
-HEY, THANKS A LOT, MAN.
-DIANE.
-HI, MITCH.
-ALRIGHT, LOOK.
-I NEED TO TELL YOU THAT.
-[BOTH LAUGH]
-[SIGHS] I NEED TO APOLOGIZE
FOR DISRUPTING YOUR LIFE
THE PAST COUPLE OF DAYS.
-YOU DON'T HAVE
TO APOLOGIZE.
-YES, I DO.
YOU'RE A VERY NICE PERSON,
AND I THINK YOU
DESERVE AN EXPLANATION
FOR MY RATHER
BIZARRE BEHAVIOR.
-DIANE, EVERYBODY
ACTS A LITTLE BIZARRE
RIGHT BEFORE
THEY GET MARRIED.
I MEAN COME ON, YOU'RE
INSECURE, YOU'RE ANXIOUS.
-UNBALANCED.
-SOMETIMES.
-[LAUGHS] NO, REALLY.
I'M SORRY.
AND I HOPE YOU
CAN FORGIVE ME
FOR EVERYTHING.
-IT'S OKAY.
-I'LL NEVER FORGET
YOU, MITCH BUCHANAN.
-I'LL NEVER
FORGET YOU EITHER.
-[LAUGHS]
-HEY, SEE YOU
AT THE WEDDING.
-I'LL BE IN WHITE.
-[CALM MUSIC]
-WAIT, WAIT, HOW FAR
AWAY IS THIS TOWER?
-FIVE MINUTES
IN THE TRUCK.
-AND WHAT DOES
THIS MITCH GUY
HAVE TO DO WITH
DIANE, ANYWAY?
-LOOK, I WILL EXPLAIN
EVERYTHING, OKAY?
-OKAY.
DIANE!
-SAM!
[SQUEALS]
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE HERE!
-OF COURSE I'M HERE.
BABY, I CAN'T LET YOU
CALL OFF THE WEDDING.
I LOVE YOU.
-I LOVE YOU TOO, SAM.
-WHAT WAS THAT
MESSAGE ALL ABOUT?
-OH, THAT WAS JOKE.
-SAM: A JOKE?
-YEAH, ALEX SAID YOU
LIKED PRACTICAL JOKES.
-YOU DID?
-WELL, YOU KNOW, MAYBE I
SAID IT IN CONVERSATION.
-I HATE PRACTICAL JOKES!
YOU'VE TAKEN 10
YEARS OFF MY LIFE.
BABY IN THE FUTURE, NEVER
BELIEVE A WORD SHE SAYS, OKAY?
-I PROMISE YOU I WON'T.
-OH, BABY.
-I LOVE YOU!
-I LOVE YOU, TOO.
-[DIANE GIGGLING]
-[SWEET MUSIC]
-HEY, RYKER, I'VE BEEN
LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU.
COOL WEDDING, HUH?
-YEAH.
-OH, WHAT'S WRONG?
WHY SO SENTIMENTAL?
-YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW IF
IT'S BECAUSE I FEEL HAPPY
FOR SAM AND DIANE, OR I
FEEL SAD FOR THE LITTLE BOY
WHO BUILT
THESE SANDCASTLES.
-WELL I THOUGHT YOU WERE
TRYING TO RAISE MONEY
FOR THE CURE,
WHAT'S IT CALLED?
-XERODERMA PIGMENTOSUM.
YEAH, I AM.
-WELL, THAT'S
NOT BAD THING.
TRYING TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE
IN SOMEONE'S LIFE.
IT'S A GOOD THING.
USUALLY.
-[SIGHS] I SURE HOPE SO.
-SO, NICE CATCH OF
THE BOUQUET, HUH?
-WHAT DO YOU
MEAN NICE CATCH,
SHE THREW IT AT ME.
I MEAN, CAN'T REALLY DUCK WHEN
IT'S AT POINT BLANK RANGE.
YOU NEVER TOLD ME HOW
YOU FINALLY GOT DIANE
TO GIVE UP ON YOU.
-DIDN'T DO A THING,
SHE JUST FINALLY
CAME TO YOUR SENSES.
-SHE PROBABLY REALIZED
THAT SHE COULDN'T COMPETE
WITH YOUR ENDLESS SUPPLY
OF ZIMMERMAN TWINS.
-EITHER THAT
OR SHE REALIZED
THAT SAM'S A
REALLY SPECIAL GUY.
-YEAH, HE IS.
YOU KNOW WHAT, BUCHANAN?
SO ARE YOU.
IN YOUR OWN
INIMITABLE WAY.
THANKS FOR BEING
SUCH A GOOD FRIEND.
-YOU KNOW,
SPEAKING OF FRIENDS.
THE OTHER NIGHT.
DO YOU ALWAYS KISS
YOUR FRIENDS LIKE THAT?
-NO.
I WAS JUST ACTING.
-REALLY.
-YEAH.
-YOU SURE THAT'S
ALL IT WAS,
BECAUSE I KIND OF FELT
SOME SPARKS OR SOMETHING.
-I ASSURE YOU,
IT WAS ALL AN ACT.
-HI, MITCH!
-HEY, MITCH,
LOOK WHO I GOT.
-DON'T TELL ME.
THE ZIMMERMAN TWINS?
-YOU'RE RIGHT,
IT WAS ALL AN ACT.
-BUCHANAN WHERE
ARE YOU GOING,
YOU CAN'T JUST TAKE OFF.
-TELL SAM AND DIANE I
SAID CONGRATULATIONS,
HAVE A GREAT LIFE AND SAVE A
PIECE OF WEDDING CAKE FOR ME.
NEWMIE, LET'S GO, BABY!
-BUCHANAN!
-RYKER!
-[END THEME PLAYING]
-HEY!
THAT'S MY BOAT.
HEY, WHAT DO THOSE GUYS
THINK THEY'RE DOING?
-WOMAN: HEY, COME BACK!
-HEY, COME BACK HERE!
[YELLING]
-WAIT, GET BACK HERE!
-WELL, GUESS WE SWIM.
-SON OF A! [SPLASH]
-[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
-♪ SOME PEOPLE STAND
IN THE DARKNESS ♪
♪ AFRAID TO STEP
INTO THE LIGHT ♪
♪ SOME PEOPLE NEED
TO HELP SOMEBODY ♪
♪ WHEN THE EDGE OF
SURRENDER'S IN SIGHT ♪
♪ DON'T YOU WORRY
♪ IT'S GONNA BE ALRIGHT
♪ 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS READY
♪ I WON'T LET YOU
OUT OF MY SIGHT ♪
♪ I'LL BE READY,
I'LL BE READY ♪
♪ NEVER YOU FEAR
♪ NO, DON'T YOU FEAR
♪ I'LL BE READY
♪ FOREVER AND ALWAYS
♪ I'M ALWAYS HERE
-MORNING.
-GOOD MORNING.
-WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE SO EARLY?
-WELL, I ENTERED A
10K RACE NEXT MONTH,
I THOUGHT I BETTER
GET READY FOR IT
-HEY, GOOD FOR YOU!
-YEAH, YOU KNOW,
I WAS LOOKING OVER THE SCHEDULE
AND I HAPPENED TO NOTICE
THAT YOU HAVE
OFF THIS WEEKEND.
-THAT'S RIGHT.
-YEAH, SO YOU PLANNING
A LITTLE HOLIDAY?
MAYBE ONE OF YOUR FAMOUS
FORAYS INTO MEXICO.
-NOW WAIT A MINUTE.
WHY ARE YOU SO INTERESTED IN
WHAT I'M DOING THIS WEEKEND?
-I'M NOT.
I JUST, YOU KNOW, I
MIGHT NEED A FAVOR.
-WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
YOU MIGHT NEED A FAVOR?
EITHER YOU DO OR YOU DON'T,
YOU DON'T JUST
"MIGHT" NEED A FAVOR.
MY BEST FRIEND IS GETTING
MARRIED THIS SATURDAY.
-AND YOU NEED A DATE.
-NO, THIS IS NOT A DATE.
-THEN WHAT IS IT?
-A FAVOR.
-AH, SATURDAY,
I'M NOT SO SURE.
THAT'S AWFULLY
SHORT NOTICE.
-LOOK, I REALIZE YOU LEAD
A VERY ACTIVE SOCIAL LIFE.
-ON THE OTHER HAND, WE
CAN'T HAVE YOU GOING SOLO
TO YOUR BEST FRIEND'S
WEDDING, NOW CAN WE?
-IT'S NOT THAT HE
MINDS, IT'S JUST.
-HE?
YOUR BEST FRIEND'S THE GROOM?
-WHY IS THAT SO UNUSUAL?
WHAT, YOU THINK A MAN AND A
WOMAN CAN'T HAVE A RELATIONSHIP
WITHOUT THERE BEING A
PHYSICAL ATTRACTION?
-WELL I THINK IT'S POSSIBLE,
BUT INCREDIBLY RARE.
-NO, TRUST ME, SAM AND
I ARE BEST FRIENDS.
I HAVE KNOWN
HIM SINCE COLLEGE.
-UH, WOULD YOU UH...
THANK YOU.
SO, IF HE'S YOUR
BEST FRIEND,
THEN WHY ISN'T
HE MARRYING YOU?
-WHAT KIND OF A
QUESTION IS THAT?
-UH, TOO PERSONAL?
-A TAD.
-SORRY.
-LISTEN, THE RECEPTION'S
AT THE BELLER BAY CLUB,
IT'S ON THE SAND, YOU WILL
FEEL COMPLETELY AT HOME,
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
-WELL IT SOUNDS
AWFULLY TEMPTING, BUT--
-BUCHANAN, YOU OWE ME.
-WHAT DO YOU
MEAN, I OWE YOU?
I OWE YOU FOR WHAT?
-IT DOESN'T
MATTER FOR WHAT,
I'M COUNTING ON YOU.
I NEED BACKUP HERE.
-ALRIGHT, I'LL
TELL YOU WHAT,
I'LL CHECK MY SCHEDULE
AND GET BACK TO YOU.
-AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
PLEASE.
[SIGHS]
-[DREAMY MUSIC]
-HEY, ALEX.
-WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS?
-THAT THING'S GREAT!
-IT'S STRANGE.
-WHAT'S SO STRANGE ABOUT
A SAND CASTLE ON THE BEACH?
-BECAUSE I WAS THE ONE WHO
CLOSED THIS TOWER LAST NIGHT,
IT IS 6:45AM.
WHO WOULD BUILD A
CASTLE IN THE DARK?
YOU KNOW?
-THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.
-SEE YA!
-HAVE FUN.
-[DREAMY MUSIC]
-I ALREADY GAVE YOU A
DESCRIPTION OF THE VESSEL,
DIDN'T YOU WRITE IT DOWN?
I REALIZE YOU'RE JUST
TRYING TO DO YOUR JOB!
I WILL TRY NOT TO
RAISE MY VOICE.
I WILL EVEN
WHISPER IF YOU LIKE.
-WHO'S HE TALKING TO?
-HARBOR PATROL, SOMEONE
STOLE HIS BOAT YESTERDAY.
-YOU'RE KIDDING.
-DO I MIND IF YOU
PUT ME ON HOLD?
DO I HAVE ANY CHOICE?
-CODY, I'M REALLY SORRY.
THAT'S TERRIBLE.
-NO, NO, NO, WHAT'S WORSE
IS THE AFTER EFFECTS.
DEALING WITH THESE PAPER
PUSHERS, FILLING OUT THE FORMS.
FEELS LIKE I'M GOING TO BE ON
HOLD FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!
-[PHONE RINGS]
-I'LL GET IT.
HELLO?
-HI, AL, IT'S ME, SAM!
-HEY HANDSOME, WHAT'S UP?
YOU STARTING TO
LOSE YOUR NERVE?
-ARE YOU KIDDING, I CAN
HARDLY WAIT UNTIL SATURDAY.
WAIT UNTIL YOU MEET HER.
I HAVE NEVER FELT THIS
WAY BEFORE ABOUT ANYONE.
IT'S TORTURE JUST
BEING AWAY FROM HER.
-WELL, I'M SURE SHE'S
ABSOLUTELY LOVELY.
BUT TELL ME,
HOW ARE YOU?
-I NEED YOUR HELP.
I AM STUCK IN NEW
YORK UNTIL FRIDAY.
I'M ACTUALLY ON
THE FDR RIGHT NOW.
DIANE'S GONNA GET
INTO LA TOMORROW.
SHE DOESN'T KNOW A SOUL,
I WAS HOPING YOU
COULD SHOW HER AROUND.
-YEAH, SURE, YOU KNOW,
I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU,
YOU KNOW THAT.
DON'T YOU THINK SHE'S GONNA
FEEL A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE
WITH A COMPLETE STRANGER?
-YOU'RE NO STRANGER, AL.
I'VE TOLD HER
ALL ABOUT YOU,
SHE CAN'T WAIT
TO MEET YOU.
-[TRUCK HONKS]
-SO LISTEN, SHE GETS TO THE
AIRPORT AT FOUR O'CLOCK.
I'LL JUST TELL HER TO GO
STRAIGHT TO THE BEACH.
AL, THANKS A MILLION.
-YEAH.
I'LL SEE YOU ON
FRIDAY, OKAY?
BYE.
[SIGHS]
-[PEACEFUL DREAMY MUSIC]
-NO, NO, NO, I HAVE
A $500 DEDUCTIBLE.
I'M HOLDING THE POLICY
RIGHT IN MY HAND!
-SORRY.
-WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT
DOESN'T COVER THEFT?
NO, I HAVEN'T SPOKEN
TO THE ADJUSTER YET,
HE HASN'T RETURNED MY CALL.
-HANG IN THERE, BUDDY.
-NO, I KNOW THAT.
-EXCUSE ME.
HAVE YOU NOTICED ANYONE
BUILDING SANDCASTLES
ON THE BEACH LATELY?
-YEAH, JUST ABOUT EVERY KID
THAT COMES DOWN TO THE BEACH.
-NO, I'M TALKING ABOUT
REALLY GOOD ONES,
PROFESSIONAL ONES.
IS THERE A CONTEST
COMING UP OR SOMETHING?
-NO, I DON'T THINK SO.
-HEY, ALEX?
-YEAH.
-SOMEONE HERE TO SEE YOU.
WAITING OUTSIDE.
-ALRIGHT.
SEE YOU, NEWMIE.
-SEE YOU.
-[INQUISITIVE MUSIC]
-UH, DIANE?
-ALEX, HI!
THIS IS GREAT.
EVER SINCE I MET SAM,
ALL I'VE HEARD IS
ALEX THIS, ALEX THAT.
I FEEL LIKE I
ALREADY KNOW YOU.
-REALLY?
-HE SAID YOU
WERE THE STANDARD
BY WHICH HE JUDGED
ALL OTHER WOMEN.
-WELL I'M SURE
HE WAS JOKING.
-OH?
-LISTEN, HE TOLD ME
TO SHOW YOU AROUND.
IS THERE ANYTHING SPECIAL
YOU WANNA SEE OR DO?
-I WAS HOPING WE
COULD JUST HANG OUT
AROUND HERE FOR A WHILE.
[LAUGHS] I'M FROM KANSAS CITY,
I'VE NEVER BEEN TO
THE BEACH BEFORE.
-YOU KNOW WHAT,
I'M FROM ST. LOUIS,
I KNOW EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL.
-EVERYTHING'S SO BEAUTIFUL!
THE WATER, THE SAND,
THE PEOPLE. [LAUGHS]
WHAT A PLACE TO WORK!
-WELL, BEST OFFICE IN
THE WORLD, AS THEY SAY.
-SAM PROMISED WE'D GET A
HOUSE RIGHT ON THE WATER.
-REALLY?
WOW, HE MUST BE
DOING PRETTY WELL.
-SAM'S THE MOST REMARKABLE
PERSON I'VE EVER MET.
THE MOMENT I LAID
EYES ON HIM I KNEW
HE WAS THE MAN I WAS GONNA
SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH.
-ALEX: HM.
-WHO'S THAT?
-THAT'S MITCH BUCHANAN.
HE'S SORT OF THE COMMANDER
IN CHIEF HERE AT BAYWATCH.
-HEY, HI.
-DIANE: HI.
-ALEX: HI.
-DIANE, THIS IS
MITCH BUCHANAN,
MITCH, THIS IS DIANE.
-NICE TO MEET YOU.
-NICE TO MEET YOU, MITCH.
-OH, YOU'RE THE DIANE THAT'S
MARRYING ALEX'S BEST FRIEND.
-YEAH, I WAS PLANNING TO.
I MEAN YES, I AM.
-MITCH: WELL GOOD.
CONGRATULATIONS.
-THANK YOU.
-MAN: HEY, MITCH!
-UH, EXCUSE ME, I GOTTA GO.
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
-I CERTAINLY HOPE SO.
-BYE!
[LAUGHS]
-[UPBEAT MUSIC]
-[GIRLS CHATTER]
-HEY, ALEX.
-HELLO!
HOW'RE YOU DOING?
-GOOD.
BETTER POUR SOME COLD
WATER ON THOSE TWO, HUH?
-YEAH, WAS JUST THINKING
THE SAME THING MYSELF.
-SO, HOW'D IT GO LAST
NIGHT WITH DIANE?
-NOT GOOD.
-NOT GOOD, WHAT HAPPENED?
OH, DON'T TELL ME, YOU'RE
NOT JEALOUS, ARE YOU?
-WHY WOULD I BE JEALOUS?
-BECAUSE SHE'S MARRYING
YOUR BEST FRIEND.
-[SIGHS] THAT IS
NOT THE PROBLEM.
-THEN WHAT IS?
-SHE'S IN LOVE
WITH ANOTHER MAN.
-WHO?
-YOU.
-ME?
-DON'T TELL ME
YOU DIDN'T NOTICE.
SHE'S GOT A MAD
CRUSH ON YOU, MITCH.
-ARE YOU KIDDING?
-NO!
I MEAN, I TAKE HER OUT
TO DINNER LAST NIGHT,
WE WENT TO BEAU RIVAGE,
ALL SHE DID WAS
ASK ABOUT YOU.
AND THEN THE WAITER
COMES TO THE TABLE
AND ASKS HER
WHAT SHE WANTS,
AND SHE SAYS TO ME,
"WHAT DOES MITCH
USUALLY ORDER?"
-WELL, I HOPE YOU
TOLD HER RACK OF LAMB.
-[SIGH] MITCH,
THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
THIS IS MY BEST FRIEND.
HE'S GONNA BE HEARTBROKEN.
-OH MY GOD, OH GOD!
-[INTENSE MUSIC]
TAMMY?
BETSY?
LIFEGUARD, LIFEGUARD!
HAVE YOU SEEN
TWO LITTLE GIRLS?
THEY WERE PLAYING
RIGHT OVER THERE.
-WELL, THEY MUST BE
AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE,
THEY DIDN'T GO IN THE WATER.
-HOW DO YOU KNOW?
-BECAUSE I WAS
WATCHING THE WATER.
-YOU WERE
TALKING TO HIM.
-ARE YOU THE SISTER?
-GIRL: NO, I'M
THE BABYSITTER.
-THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE
BEEN WATCHING THEM.
-MITCH: WHAT
WERE THEY WEARING?
-TAMMY WAS WEARING BLUE
AND BETSY WAS WEARING
ORANGE AND BLACK.
-WE GOT TWO KIDS,
POSSIBLE KIDNAPPING,
POSSIBLE DROWNING.
SIX AND EIGHT YEARS OLD.
ONE IS WEARING YELLOW,
ONE IS WEARING A HAT.
-WALKIE: TWO?
-YES.
YEAH I'VE SEARCH THEM.
VENICE TO SAN PEDRO.
IF YOU CAN
GET THE CHOPPERS,
GET THEM IN HERE!
-WALKIE: ROGER THAT.
-WE GOTTA FIND THEM.
-WE WILL, WE WILL.
-ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT, THEY
GOTTA CALL FOR A BODY SEARCH.
-I'M TELLING YOU,
THEY ARE NOT OUT THERE.
-WE GOTTA FOLLOW PROCEDURE.
-I KNOW.
-HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
-TAMMY, BETSY,
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
-WE JUST WENT
TO THE SNACK BAR,
WE TRIED TO TELL YOU.
-BUT YOU WERE BUSY.
-MR. BUCHANAN!
-ARE THESE THE GIRLS?
-YEAH, THEY TURNED UP.
-ARE YOU OKAY?
-YES.
-[SIGH] I HOPE YOU
LEARNED A LESSON HERE.
-I'M SORRY.
-WELL, SORRY'S
NOT GONNA CUT IT,
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO TALK TO THE PARENTS
AND TELL THEM
WHAT HAPPENED.
-BUT I'LL GET FIRED!
-WOULD YOU
RATHER I TELL THEM?
-[SIGH] I'LL DO IT.
-OKAY.
WE FOUND THEM, CALL
THE WHOLE THING OFF,
THAT'S A CODE FOUR.
CODE FOUR.
-WALKIE: ROGER
THAT, CODE FOUR.
-DO YOU WANT A
SLICE OF PIZZA?
IT'S PEPPERONI.
-NO, THANKS, GIRLS.
DO ME A FAVOR.
WOULD YOU STAY CLOSE TO
YOUR BABYSITTER, OKAY?
-OKAY.
-[SIGHS]
-MITCH?
HI.
YOU ALWAYS THIS
COOL UNDER PRESSURE?
-[SIGHS]
-[INTRIGUING MUSIC]
-[MITCH SIGHS]
-DIANE: MITCH?
-OH YEAH, HEY.
-I NEVER KNEW
BEING A LIFEGUARD
REQUIRED HAVING
SO MANY SKILLS.
I THOUGHT YOU JUST HAD
TO BE A GOOD SWIMMER.
-NO, NO, IT'S A LOT MORE
COMPLEX THAN PEOPLE IMAGINE.
-WELL, ALL I CAN SAY IS,
I'M IMPRESSED.
-THANKS.
GETTING READY
FOR THE BIG DAY?
-THE BIG DAY?
-THE WEDDING.
-THAT, UH.
YOU'RE NOT
MARRIED, ARE YOU?
-UM, NO, NOT
AT THE MOMENT.
-ENGAGED?
-DIVORCED.
-OH, SORRY.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO PRY.
IT'S JUST THAT YOU'RE
NOT WEARING A RING.
-LOOK, DIANE, I CAN'T
REALLY CONTINUE.
-IT'S JUST, I'M SO
AMAZED BY WHAT YOU DO.
YOU PUT YOUR LIFE ON
THE LINE EVERY DAY.
YOU'RE A REAL LIFE HERO.
-WHAT I DO IS NO DIFFERENT
THAN WHAT A LOT
OF PEOPLE DO.
I MEAN, FIREMEN AND POLICEMEN,
THEY ALL HELP PEOPLE.
WHAT'S YOUR FIANCE?
-OH, HE'S JUST
A BUSINESSMAN.
-DON'T SAY JUST
A BUSINESSMAN,
THEY'RE VERY IMPORTANT.
THEY HELP A LOT OF PEOPLE.
THEY HELP PEOPLE START
JOBS, OPPORTUNITIES,
THEY HELP PUT
FOOD ON THE TABLE.
-I NEVER THOUGHT
ABOUT IT THAT WAY.
-THEY CAN MAKE A WORLD OF
DIFFERENCE IN PEOPLE'S LIVES.
-YOU'RE VERY SMART.
-THANK YOU.
-WALKIE: AMF 295 TO MITCH.
-BUCHANAN, COME BACK.
-WALKIE: BE ADVISED, MITCH,
WE GOT A STRONG RIP OFF
THE JETTY WITH SWIMMERS IN.
-WHAT'S WRONG?
-AH, I GOT A RIP CURRENT.
LOOK, I GOTTA GET
PEOPLE OUT OF THE WATER.
YOU TAKE CARE, OKAY?
-[BRIGHT ROCK MUSIC]
♪ YOU'RE EVERYBODIES HERO
♪ WORTH MORE THAN SILVER AND GOLD
♪ I CAN'T GET YOU OFF MY MIND
♪ YOU'RE HUMBLE AND YOUR KIND
♪ YOU'RE JUST WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR
♪ THE ONE THAT I ADORE
♪ IT'S UNBELIEVABLE TO YOU
♪ IT'S BELIEVABLE TO ME
♪ YOU SHOULD KNOW
YOU'RE SOMETHING AMAZING ♪
♪ IT'S UNBELIEVABLE TO YOU
♪ IT'S BELIEVABLE TO ME
♪ YOU SHOULD KNOW
YOU'RE SOMETHING AMAZING ♪
♪ YOU'RE THE WAVE TO MY SEA
♪ THE SUN AND MOON TO ME
♪ YOU'RE THE WIND IN MY SAILS
♪ RESCUE ME WHEN I FAIL
♪ YOU'RE JUST WHAT I'M SEARCHING FOR
♪ AND SO MUCH MORE
♪ IT'S UNBELIEVABLE TO YOU
♪ IT'S BELIEVABLE TO ME
♪ YOU SHOULD KNOW
YOU'RE SOMETHING AMAZING ♪
♪ IT'S UNBELIEVABLE TO YOU ♪
♪ IT'S BELIEVABLE TO ME
♪ YOU SHOULD KNOW
YOU'RE SOMETHING AMAZING ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT ♪
♪ DON'T YOU KNOW THAT
YOU'RE SOMETHING AMAZING ♪
♪ YOU'RE AMAZING, YOU'RE AMAZING
SO AMAZING ♪
♪ SO AMAZING
-MITCH: HEY, BUD.
WHAT A DAY, HUH?
BEAU RIVAGE LATER?
-ALEX: HEY, MITCH.
CAN WE TALK?
-SURE.
WE REALLY GOTTA NIP THIS
DIANE SITUATION IN THE BUD.
-YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.
-YOU'RE ACTUALLY
AGREEING WITH ME?
-SHE WAS AT MY
TOWER THE ENTIRE DAY.
-I KNOW!
SHE IS A COMPLETE
BASKET CASE.
HOWEVER, I THINK I HAVE
COME UP WITH A PLAN
TO BRING HER
BACK TO REALITY.
-GOOD.
-I TOLD HER YOU WERE GAY.
-YOU DID NOT.
-I'M KIDDING!
I ACTUALLY TOLD HER
WE WERE A COUPLE.
-WHAT?
-AND THAT YOU WERE
KEEPING IT A SECRET
BECAUSE YOU
PROMISED THE CHIEF
THAT YOU WOULDN'T DATE
LIFEGUARDS ANYMORE.
-WHY DON'T YOU JUST
TELL HER THE TRUTH?
-BECAUSE, SHE CAN'T
HANDLE THE TRUTH.
SHE'S WALKING AROUND
IN A DREAM WORLD.
-NO, YOU'RE WALKING
AROUND IN A DREAM WORLD.
-MITCH, THE WOMAN WORSHIPS
THE SAND YOU WALK ON.
BESIDES, I COULDN'T
THINK OF ANOTHER PLAN.
SO I'LL SEE YOU
AROUND SEVEN?
-WHAT'S AT SEVEN?
-WELL, I INVITED DIANE
TO YOUR HOUSE FOR DINNER.
-NO, RYKER, NO.
-WOULD YOU FIX
SOMETHING LIGHT
BECAUSE I'VE BEEN
SNACKING ALL DAY.
-THAT'S NOT FUNNY.
-I'M KIDDING.
I'LL GO TO THE DELI.
-NO, FORGET IT, YOU'RE
OUT OF YOUR MIND.
-HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
THIS IS NOT MY FAULT.
YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S
SO IRRESISTIBLE.
-[MITCH GROANS]
-[MAN MOANS]
-MAN: COME ON,
YOU CAN DO IT.
COME ON, COME ON,
YOU CAN DO IT.
-ALEX: CODY?
-HUH?
-ARE YOU OKAY?
-OH YEAH.
-ARE YOU STILL
ON THE PHONE?
-YEAH. I'M ON
HOLD, STILL. [LAUGHS]
-YOU HAGGLING WITH THE
INSURANCE COMPANY STILL?
-OH NO, THIS
IS THE POLICE.
YOU SEE THAT REPORT
I FILLED OUT,
THEY SEEM TO
HAVE MISPLACED.
-[SIGHS] ARE YOU
FRUSTRATED OR WHAT?
-WHY SHOULD
I BE FRUSTRATED?
JUST BECAUSE I SANK
EVER DIME I HAD
INTO A BOAT I'LL
NEVER SEE AGAIN,
I MEAN, HEY, WHAT'S
THE BIG DEAL, YOU KNOW?
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THE
GOOD THING IS, ALEX?
DO YOU?
I'M NOT GONNA LET
THEM GET TO ME.
NO WAY.
-I'M GLAD YOU'RE
GONNA SURVIVE.
-AND SOMETHING ELSE.
WHEN I GET THROUGH THIS,
I'M GONNA FIX MY LOCKER.
MUSIC STILL. [LAUGHS]
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
DID YOU EVER FIND THAT
MYSTERIOUS SANDCASTLE BUILDER?
-NO.
-HM.
DO YOU THINK HE'S STILL
DOING THEM AT NIGHT?
-WELL, NOBODY'S REPORTED
ANYTHING DURING THE DAY.
-HELLO!
OH NO.
MORE MUSIC.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
WHAT'S YOUR
THEORY ON THIS?
I MEAN, ALIENS
WITH NIGHT VISION?
WHAT ABOUT ELVES?
YOU KNOW, LIKE
THE FAIRY TALE?
YOU REMEMBER THE ONE, THE
ONE WHERE THE ELVES COME OUT
AT NIGHT, AND THEY MAKE ALL
THE SHOES FOR THE SHOEMAKER.
-THE ELVES AND
THE SHOEMAKER.
-YOU REMEMBER! [LAUGHS]
MY MOM USED TO TELL ME
THAT STORY EVERY DAY
WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID AND
SHE'S BRING ME MILK AND COOKIES
AND SHE'D TUCK ME IN AND
I USED TO FEEL SO SAFE!
-CODY.
I THINK YOU'VE BEEN
ON HOLD TOO LONG.
-HELLO!
YES, I AM STILL HERE.
WHAT?
YOU'RE KIDDING ME.
WHERE IS IT?
[LAUGHS] I KNOW
EXACTLY WHERE THAT IS!
I'M ON MY WAY.
I KNEW YOU GUYS COULD
DO IT, YOU'RE THE BEST!
[LAUGHS]
THEY FOUND MY BOAT.
-GREAT.
-THEY FOUND
MY BOAT! [CACKLES]
-JUST IN THE
KNICK OF TIME.
-[INTENSE MUSIC]
-HELLO.
EXCUSE ME.
-YEAH, WHAT IS IT?
-YEAH, THE POLICE
SAID MY BOAT WAS HERE.
-NAME?
-MADISON.
-MADISON.
HOW DO YOU SPELL THAT?
-M A D, HEY,
HEY THERE IT IS.
-YEAH THAT'S IT,
THEY JUST TOWED IT IN.
-IT LOOKS FINE!
I THOUGHT WHOEVER STOLE
IT WOULD HAVE REALLY
MESSED IT UP.
-YEAH, THEY PICKED
HER REAL CLEAN.
LIKE A PACK OF VULTURES.
-THINK I'M
GONNA BE SICK.
-EVERY MONTH I GET A COUPLE
OF BOATS JUST LIKE YOURS.
SOME KIND OF RING
OPERATING OUT THERE.
I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU
HAPPENED TO CATCH A GLIMPSE
OF THE BOYS
THAT JACKED YOU?
-NAH, THEY PULLED THE
ANCHOR LINE AND TOOK OFF
BEFORE WE COULD SURFACE.
-COAST GUARD KEEPS SAYING
IF THEY HAD A DESCRIPTION,
THEY MIGHT BE ABLE
TO DO SOMETHING.
-YEAH, WELL I WISH
I COULD HELP THEM.
SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK
I SHOULD DO WITH HER?
-WELL I CAN GIVE
YOU AN ESTIMATE
OF ABOUT WHAT IT WOULD COST
TO REPLACE ALL THE GEAR
IF YOU GOT THE
STOMACH FOR IT.
-VERY FUNNY. [SIGHS]
-[KNOCK ON DOOR]
-HI.
-HI, HONEY.
MM, YOU SMELL GOOD.
-WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
-WELL, WE WENT TO THE
DELI BUT IT WAS TOO CROWDED
SO WE WENT TO KIM LI'S.
DIANE'S NEVER HAD
MONGOLIAN BARBECUE BEFORE.
HERE, IT'S HEAVY.
-HI, MITCH.
-OH, HI, DIANE.
MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME.
-YOU COULD HAVE
STRAIGHTENED UP.
-I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D ACTUALLY
HAVE THE NERVE TO SHOW UP.
-WHAT AN INTERESTING
HOUSE, IT'S SO...
-EARTHY.
-EARTHY? [LAUGHS]
-YOU KNOW ACTUALLY
I'VE BEEN THINKING OF
DOING SOME REDECORATING BUT I
REALLY HAVEN'T HAD A CHANCE.
-OH NO, I WOULDN'T
CHANGE A THING.
I LOVE THE WARMTH AND CHARM.
SO HOW LONG HAVE YOU TWO
BEEN LIVING TOGETHER?
-LIVING TOGETHER?
-WELL TECHNICALLY, I
HAVEN'T REALLY MOVED IN YET.
-NO.
-BUT IT'S JUST THAT
WE SPEND SO
MUCH TIME TOGETHER.
YOU KNOW WE'RE HERE
AND WE'RE AT
THE OFFICE ALL DAY.
-SOMETIMES I WONDER HOW WE
CAN EVEN STAND EACH OTHER.
-OH. [LAUGHS AWKWARDLY]
YOU'RE SO FUNNY.
SWEETHEART, DID YOU
FORGET TO SET THE TABLE?
-OH NO, DARLING,
I DID NOT FORGET.
I WAS BUSY
DOING THE WASH.
BUT I'LL GET RIGHT ON IT.
-ALEX: OKAY.
-MITCH: THANK YOU.
-I'LL HELP.
-YOU KNOW WHAT, WHY DON'T
YOU PUT OUT THE FOOD.
-GREAT.
-AND I WILL OPEN
A BOTTLE OF WINE.
LET'S SEE.
SWEETHEART, WHERE
IS THE CORKSCREW?
-OH, WHERE IT
ALWAYS IS, DARLING.
-MAYBE YOU FORGOT
TO PUT IT BACK.
-NO, ACTUALLY I HAVEN'T
USED IT LATELY, DARLING,
BUT KEEP LOOKING, I'M
SURE YOU'LL FIND IT.
-[WHISPERS] OH COME ON!
DON'T DO THIS TO ME.
-OH, GETTING WARMER.
SEE, THERE IT IS WHERE
IT'S ALWAYS BEEN.
OH LOOK, THE WINE'S
ALREADY OPEN! [LAUGHS]
-ALEX: LET'S HAVE A TOAST.
TO THE HAPPY
BRIDE AND GROOM,
DIANE AND SAM.
EVEN THOUGH SAM CAN'T BE
HERE WITH US IN THE FLESH,
I KNOW HE'S HERE
WITH US IN SPIRIT.
-DIANE: CHEERS.
MM, NICE CHOICE.
-HERE'S TO CHOICES.
-OH, OH NO.
-OH, MY, TOWEL.
-I'M SO CLUMSY,
I'M SO SORRY.
-THERE YOU GO.
-RED WINE STAINS,
DOESN'T IT?
-NOT IF YOU RUN COLD
WATER ON IT RIGHT AWAY.
-RIGHT.
-IT'LL BE FINE.
-WELL I'M AFRAID I DON'T
HAVE ANYTHING TO CHANGE INTO.
OH, ALEX!
YOU WEAR THE SAME SIZE.
YOU MUST HAVE A BLOUSE
I COULD CHANGE INTO.
-I REALLY DON'T HAVE THAT MANY
CLOTHES HERE, I DON'T THINK.
-NO.
-OH, COME ON, YOU PRACTICALLY
LIVE HERE. [LAUGHS]
-YEAH, YOU KNOW
EVERYTHING'S DIRTY,
I REALLY HAVEN'T HAD A CHANCE
TO GO TO THE DRY CLEANERS.
-RIGHT.
WHY DON'T YOU WEAR
ONE OF MY SHIRTS.
-AW.
-THAT IS A GOOD IDEA.
-WHY DON'T YOU SHOW
HERE WHERE THEY ARE?
-OKAY, NO PROBLEM.
LET'S GO.
-IT'S GONNA BE A NIGHT.
YOU WANT A COKE?
-SURE.
-YOU KNOW SHE ISN'T
BUYING A WORD OF THIS.
-WHAT ARE YOU
SAYING, YES SHE IS.
-OH COME ON, SHE SPILT THE
WINE ON HER SHIRT ON PURPOSE.
SHE WAS TESTING YOU AND
YOU FAILED MISERABLY.
-WHAT, BECAUSE I DON'T
HAVE ANY CLOTHES HERE?
-ALEX, IT'S OVER.
LET'S COME CLEAN.
-WE CAN'T DO THAT.
WE'VE ALREADY
TAKEN IT TOO FAR.
-THERE'S ONLY ONE
WAY TO CONVINCE HER.
-DIANE: MITCH?
ALEX?
[CLEARS THROAT]
HEY, HOW'S
THIS SHIRT LOOK?
-OH, DIANE!
I'M SO EMBARRASSED.
-JUST CAN'T KEEP
MY HANDS OFF HER!
-I'M SURE SAM IS THE
SAME WAY WITH YOU.
-NOT REALLY.
-YOU SHOULD SHARE SOME OF
YOUR SEXY SECRETS WITH SAM.
-ENOUGH, YOU ARE
SUCH AN ANIMAL.
-[KNOCK ON DOOR]
-I'LL GET IT!
NEWMAN, HEY.
COME ON IN.
-NO, I CAN'T RIGHT NOW.
MITCH, WHAT'S GOING ON?
-WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
-YOU FORGOT.
-FORGET WHAT?
-OUR DOUBLE DATE WITH
THE ZIMMERMAN TWINS,
THEY'RE OUT IN THE--
-SH, NEWMAN,
DON'T SAY ANYTHING.
-[DIANE LAUGHS]
-THE ZIMMERMAN TWINS?
-YES, THE ZIMMERMAN TWINS.
COME ON, WE CAN'T
KEEP THEM WAITING.
-UM, I'M SORRY BUDDY
BUT I REALLY CAN'T.
SEE, ALEX AND I WERE
HAVING DINNER HERE
AND DIANE WAS HERE AND SHE
SPILLED SOME WINE ON HER,
THAT'S WHY SHE'S WEARING
ONE OF MY SHIRTS,
BUT I REALLY, I CAN'T.
[SIGHS]
I GOTTA GO!
BOTH OF THEM?
-YES, BOTH.
-HOW'D YOU
PULL THIS OFF?
-[SIGH] WOW.
-[CONCERNED MUSIC]
-HI.
HEY.
HEY, ARE YOU OKAY?
HI.
-[GRUNTS]
-COME HERE.
IT'S ALRIGHT.
-[GRUNTS]
-IT'S OKAY, COME HERE.
SWEETIE.
WAIT A SECOND!
COME HERE!
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
HEY.
WHY ARE YOU
RUNNING AWAY?
ARE YOU OKAY?
I JUST WANT TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT YOUR SANDCASTLES.
I THINK THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL.
-HEY, WHAT THE
HELL GOING ON, HUH?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING,
GET OFF MY BOAT!
-[GRUNTS]
-WHOA!
-HEY FORGET ABOUT THAT
THING, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
-HEY, THAT'S MY BOAT!
-[ACTION MUSIC]
-[WHISTLES]
OVER HERE!
HEY!
I'M HERE.
HEY, MAN, SOMEBODY
STOLE MY BOAT.
-THEY STOLE YOUR BOAT?
AND WENT WHERE?
-RIGHT OVER THERE
ABOUT 10 MINUTES AGO.
-GET ON.
NEWMIE, I THINK
WE HAVE OUR BOYS!
-[EXCITING MUSIC]
-[PEOPLE CHATTER]
-[ROMANTIC MUSIC]
-HI.
-HEY.
WHO WAS THAT?
YOU OKAY?
-THAT WAS A VERY
UNFORTUNATE LITTLE BOY.
HE'S GOT A DISEASE CALLED
XERODERMA PIGMENTOSUM,
WHICH BASICALLY MEANS HE
CAN NEVER GO OUT IN THE SUN.
-HE WAS THE ONE BUILDING
THE SANDCASTLES, HUH?
-FELL ASLEEP LAST NIGHT
WAITING FOR THE TIDE TO GO OUT
WHEN I FOUND HIM THIS MORNING,
RIGHT AFTER THE SUN CAME UP.
HE ALREADY HAD BLISTERS
COVERING HIS FACE.
SO SAD.
CAN YOU IMAGINE
LIVING LIKE THAT?
MAKES YOU REALIZE HOW
MUCH WE TAKE FOR GRANTED.
-YEAH.
NO KIDDING.
-ALEX!
-SAM!
HI!
I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T
GONNA BE HERE 'TIL FRIDAY.
-DIDN'T YOU GET ME
MESSAGES, MY EMAIL?
-NO.
ARE YOU ALRIGHT?
-NO, I'M NOT ALRIGHT.
YOU REALIZE DIANE HAS
CALLED OFF THE WEDDING?
-WHAT?
-[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
-[SIGHS]
-I THINK I SEE THEM,
THEY'RE A HALF
MILE DEAD AHEAD.
-LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE HEADING
RIGHT FOR THE MARINA, NEWMIE.
-WE CAN CATCH
THEM, LET'S GO!
CAN'T THIS THING
GO ANY FASTER?
-MAN, I'M RUNNING
OUT OF GAS.
I'M GONNA TAKE
IT DOWN A NOTCH.
-[SIREN]
-DAMMIT IT'S THE LIFEGUARD!
WE GOTTA MAKE A RUN FOR IT!
GIVE IT EVERYTHING WE GOT!
-[ENGINE REVS]
-RESCUE THREE TO
295, COME IN 295.
-WALKIE: YEAH
RESCUE THREE WE COPY.
WHAT'S UP, CODY?
-WE ARE IN PURSUIT OF A
STOLEN VESSEL HEADING SOUTH,
SOUTHWEST FROM POINT BERMAN.
PLEASE ALERT THE COAST
GUARD AND HARBOR PATROL.
I HAVE A FEELING THEY MAY
WANNA CHAT WITH THESE BOYS.
-WALKIE: ROGER.
-[ACTION MUSIC]
-[SIREN]
-ALRIGHT, NEWMIE, GET ME
AS CLOSE AS YOU CAN, MAN.
-WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
-YOU DON'T ASK,
I WON'T TELL.
-[ACTION MUSIC]
-CODY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
COME ON, GET DOWN.
-NEWMIE, GET ME AS
CLOSE AS YOU CAN!
-[ACTION MUSIC]
-LITTLE TIGHTER, NEWMIE!
COME ON, GET CLOSER.
[GRUNTS]
-[ENGINE SPUTTERS]
-WHEW!
WOO HOO!
[PANTS]
[LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY]
-CUT THAT PRETTY
CLOSE THERE, BIG GUY.
-NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD BE
SO HAPPY TO RUN OUT OF GAS
IN MY LIFE.
-I GOT SOMETHING
YOU MAY NEED.
-GIVE ME A HAND, NEWMIE.
-ALRIGHT, COMING OVER.
-HEY, THANKS A LOT, MAN.
-DIANE.
-HI, MITCH.
-ALRIGHT, LOOK.
-I NEED TO TELL YOU THAT.
-[BOTH LAUGH]
-[SIGHS] I NEED TO APOLOGIZE
FOR DISRUPTING YOUR LIFE
THE PAST COUPLE OF DAYS.
-YOU DON'T HAVE
TO APOLOGIZE.
-YES, I DO.
YOU'RE A VERY NICE PERSON,
AND I THINK YOU
DESERVE AN EXPLANATION
FOR MY RATHER
BIZARRE BEHAVIOR.
-DIANE, EVERYBODY
ACTS A LITTLE BIZARRE
RIGHT BEFORE
THEY GET MARRIED.
I MEAN COME ON, YOU'RE
INSECURE, YOU'RE ANXIOUS.
-UNBALANCED.
-SOMETIMES.
-[LAUGHS] NO, REALLY.
I'M SORRY.
AND I HOPE YOU
CAN FORGIVE ME
FOR EVERYTHING.
-IT'S OKAY.
-I'LL NEVER FORGET
YOU, MITCH BUCHANAN.
-I'LL NEVER
FORGET YOU EITHER.
-[LAUGHS]
-HEY, SEE YOU
AT THE WEDDING.
-I'LL BE IN WHITE.
-[CALM MUSIC]
-WAIT, WAIT, HOW FAR
AWAY IS THIS TOWER?
-FIVE MINUTES
IN THE TRUCK.
-AND WHAT DOES
THIS MITCH GUY
HAVE TO DO WITH
DIANE, ANYWAY?
-LOOK, I WILL EXPLAIN
EVERYTHING, OKAY?
-OKAY.
DIANE!
-SAM!
[SQUEALS]
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE HERE!
-OF COURSE I'M HERE.
BABY, I CAN'T LET YOU
CALL OFF THE WEDDING.
I LOVE YOU.
-I LOVE YOU TOO, SAM.
-WHAT WAS THAT
MESSAGE ALL ABOUT?
-OH, THAT WAS JOKE.
-SAM: A JOKE?
-YEAH, ALEX SAID YOU
LIKED PRACTICAL JOKES.
-YOU DID?
-WELL, YOU KNOW, MAYBE I
SAID IT IN CONVERSATION.
-I HATE PRACTICAL JOKES!
YOU'VE TAKEN 10
YEARS OFF MY LIFE.
BABY IN THE FUTURE, NEVER
BELIEVE A WORD SHE SAYS, OKAY?
-I PROMISE YOU I WON'T.
-OH, BABY.
-I LOVE YOU!
-I LOVE YOU, TOO.
-[DIANE GIGGLING]
-[SWEET MUSIC]
-HEY, RYKER, I'VE BEEN
LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU.
COOL WEDDING, HUH?
-YEAH.
-OH, WHAT'S WRONG?
WHY SO SENTIMENTAL?
-YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW IF
IT'S BECAUSE I FEEL HAPPY
FOR SAM AND DIANE, OR I
FEEL SAD FOR THE LITTLE BOY
WHO BUILT
THESE SANDCASTLES.
-WELL I THOUGHT YOU WERE
TRYING TO RAISE MONEY
FOR THE CURE,
WHAT'S IT CALLED?
-XERODERMA PIGMENTOSUM.
YEAH, I AM.
-WELL, THAT'S
NOT BAD THING.
TRYING TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE
IN SOMEONE'S LIFE.
IT'S A GOOD THING.
USUALLY.
-[SIGHS] I SURE HOPE SO.
-SO, NICE CATCH OF
THE BOUQUET, HUH?
-WHAT DO YOU
MEAN NICE CATCH,
SHE THREW IT AT ME.
I MEAN, CAN'T REALLY DUCK WHEN
IT'S AT POINT BLANK RANGE.
YOU NEVER TOLD ME HOW
YOU FINALLY GOT DIANE
TO GIVE UP ON YOU.
-DIDN'T DO A THING,
SHE JUST FINALLY
CAME TO YOUR SENSES.
-SHE PROBABLY REALIZED
THAT SHE COULDN'T COMPETE
WITH YOUR ENDLESS SUPPLY
OF ZIMMERMAN TWINS.
-EITHER THAT
OR SHE REALIZED
THAT SAM'S A
REALLY SPECIAL GUY.
-YEAH, HE IS.
YOU KNOW WHAT, BUCHANAN?
SO ARE YOU.
IN YOUR OWN
INIMITABLE WAY.
THANKS FOR BEING
SUCH A GOOD FRIEND.
-YOU KNOW,
SPEAKING OF FRIENDS.
THE OTHER NIGHT.
DO YOU ALWAYS KISS
YOUR FRIENDS LIKE THAT?
-NO.
I WAS JUST ACTING.
-REALLY.
-YEAH.
-YOU SURE THAT'S
ALL IT WAS,
BECAUSE I KIND OF FELT
SOME SPARKS OR SOMETHING.
-I ASSURE YOU,
IT WAS ALL AN ACT.
-HI, MITCH!
-HEY, MITCH,
LOOK WHO I GOT.
-DON'T TELL ME.
THE ZIMMERMAN TWINS?
-YOU'RE RIGHT,
IT WAS ALL AN ACT.
-BUCHANAN WHERE
ARE YOU GOING,
YOU CAN'T JUST TAKE OFF.
-TELL SAM AND DIANE I
SAID CONGRATULATIONS,
HAVE A GREAT LIFE AND SAVE A
PIECE OF WEDDING CAKE FOR ME.
NEWMIE, LET'S GO, BABY!
-BUCHANAN!
-RYKER!
-[END THEME PLAYING]