Baywatch (1989–2001): Season 8, Episode 17 - Full Throttle - full transcript
After a grudge motorboat race between April and Jordan, against Cody and Newman, Cody gets trouble when he uses Mitch's boat as the ante in a bet with a pair of local rich snobs in a more powerful motorboat race. When Cody becomes incapacitated after spraining his knee, Mitch steps in and soon discovers the true nature of the game with the men he and Newman are playing with. Meanwhile, Neely and her baby are continuing to live with Mitch until she can buy a place of her own, and Mitch begins to see the responsibilities of babysitting for Neely's baby interfering with his evening plans, while Neely has other problems moonlighting as a cocktail waitress.
-[THEME MUSIC PLAYS]
-♪ SOME PEOPLE STAND
IN THE DARKNESS ♪
♪ AFRAID TO STEP
INTO THE LIGHT ♪
♪ SOME PEOPLE NEED
TO HELP SOMEBODY ♪
♪ WHEN THE EDGE OF
SURRENDER'S IN SIGHT ♪
♪ DON'T YOU WORRY
♪ IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT ♪
♪ 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS READY
♪ I WON'T LET YOU
OUT OF MY SIGHT ♪
♪ I'LL BE READY
♪ I'LL BE READY
♪ NEVER YOU FEAR
♪ NO DON'T YOU FEAR
♪ I'LL BE READY
♪ FOREVER AND ALWAYS ♪
♪ I'M ALWAYS HERE
♪ 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS READY
♪ I WON'T LET YOU
OUT OF MY SIGHT ♪
♪ I'LL BE READY
♪ I'LL BE READY
♪ NEVER YOU FEAR
♪ NO DON'T YOU FEAR
♪ I'LL BE READY
♪ FOREVER AND ALWAYS
♪ I'M ALWAYS HERE
-[ROCK MUSIC]
-♪ SO HOT IN THE SUMMER SUN
♪ YOU KNOW GIRL YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE
♪ MAKING ME CRAZY
♪ CRAZY FROM THE HEAT
♪ JUST LOOKING FOR A LITTLE FUN
♪ YOU COULD MY NUMBER ONE
♪ YOU'RE MAKING ME CRAZY
♪ CRAZY FROM THE HEAT
♪ WOO
♪ WOO HOO WOO HOO - THESE SUMMER DAYS
♪ WOO
♪ WOO HOO WOO HOO - TAKE ME AWAY ♪
♪ LOVE 'EM
NEED 'EM ♪
♪ NOTHING'S GONNA BEAT THESE SUMMER DAYS ♪
♪ OH YEAH
♪ HEY
♪ WOO HOO WOO HOO - THESE SUMMER DAYS ♪
♪ WOO HOO WOO HOO - TAKE ME AWAY
♪ WOO HOO WOO HOO - THESE SUMMER DAYS
♪ WOO HOO WOO HOO - TAKE ME AWAY
-NEELY: YOU KNOW,
EVERYTHING WAS FINE UNTIL
THE NEW OWNERS DECIDED
TO TURN THE APARTMENTS
INTO CONDOS.
CAN THEY DO THAT?
-MITCH: WELL THAT'S WHY
THEY CALL 'EM OWNERS.
SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
-NEELY: WELL, I GUESS
APARTMENTS ARE HARD TO FIND,
ESPECIALLY ON
MY BUDGET, BUT,
I LUCKED OUT.
I FOUND A CUTE ONE.
IT'S CLOSE TO WORK AND
IT'S CLEAN AND COZY.
-MITCH: HEY, SEE?
SOMETIMES THINGS WORK
OUT FOR THE BEST.
LIFE IS WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN YOU'RE
BUSY MAKING PLANS.
-HEY, WHO SAID THAT?
-ME, JUST NOW.
-WELL THERE'S JUST ONE
LITTLE, LITTLE PROBLEM.
-REALLY?
WHAT'S THAT?
-YEAH, WELL WE CAN'T MOVE IN
UNTIL THE NEW PAINT DRIES.
24 HOURS.
DO YOU KNOW A
NICE, CHEAP HOTEL?
CHEAP BEING THE
OPERATIVE WORD.
-YEAH, YEAH I DO.
IT'S CALLED THE
BUCHANNON INN.
LOOK WHY DON'T YOU
SAVE YOUR MONEY,
COME STAY WITH US.
-MITCH, NO I--
-IT'S NO PROBLEM.
LOOK, HOBIE IS IN SANTA
BARBARA FOR THE WEEKEND,
YOU CAN TAKE HIS ROOM.
BESIDES, ASHLEY ALREADY
ASKED ME AND I SAID YES.
DIDN'T I?
DIDN'T YOU SAY
YES DARLIN', HUH?
YEAH.
YES.
YES.
-[CLEARS THROAT]
-YES.
-[FUNKY ROCK MUSIC]
-♪ I'M SO LUCKY
♪ TO HOLD YOU IN MY ARMS
♪ I WAS GOING ALONG AND SUDDENLY
YOU GOT ME SEEING STARS ♪
♪ IT'S REALLY SOMETHING SIMPLE
IT'S JUST THE WAY THAT YOU ARE ♪
♪ AND NOW YOU'VE GOT ME HUMBLED
CAUSE YOU'VE CARRIED ME SO FAR ♪
♪ NOW I'VE GOT THAT WEIGHT OFF MY
SHOULDERS ♪
♪ THE WAY THAT YOU SHINE
♪ CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR MINE
♪ I SEE THE WORLD SO DIFFERENTLY
♪ YOU FILL UP MY LIFE
CAUGHT ME BY SURPRISE ♪
♪ CAUSE YOU BRING OUT THE BEST IN ME
♪ ALL THAT YOU ARE
YOU GOT ME FROM THE START ♪
♪ I'M LOST IN YOUR TRANQUILITY
♪ ONE LOOK IN YOUR EYES
DON'T EVEN HAVE TO TRY ♪
♪ CAUSE YOU BRING OUT THE BEST IN ME
♪ THE WAY THAT YOU SHINE
♪ CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR MINE
♪ I SEE THE WORLD SO DIFFERENTLY
♪ YOU FILL UP MY LIFE
CAUGHT ME BY SURPRISE ♪
♪ CAUSE YOU BRING OUT THE BEST IN ME,
YOU BRING OUT THE BEST OF ME ♪
-APRIL: LOOKS GOOD TODAY.
-JORDAN: YEAH IT'S
A GREAT DAY,
EVERYTHING LOOKS GOOD.
ENGINE TEMPS ARE
IN NORMAL RANGES.
AND OIL PRESSURE'S GOOD.
-CODY: WHAT ARE
YOU GUYS UP TO?
-OH, WE'RE JUST GETTING
A LITTLE EXTRA WORK IN ON THE SCARAB.
-PRETTY POWERFUL BOAT
FOR A COUPLE OF...
-FOR WHAT?
A GIRL?
-I THINK WE CAN
HANDLE IT, BOYS.
-YOUR TRIM TABS
AREN'T DOWN.
-YEAH, WE KNOW THAT.
-YEAH WE DON'T LIKE
'EM DOWN ALL THE TIME.
-YEAH IT'S A
MATTER OF STYLE.
-OH YEAH WE'LL IT'S
PRETTY CHOPPY OUT THERE
YOU BETTER GET
'EM ADJUSTED.
YOU DON'T WANT
TO LOSE CONTROL.
-OH, DON'T WORRY.
WE'RE IN CONTROL.
-WELL, SHIFT'S OVER.
LAST ONE INTO THE BARN?
-YOU'RE ON.
-OKAY, ON THREE.
ONE...
-THREE!
-[CODY LAUGHING]
-[EXCITING GUITAR MUSIC]
-CHEATERS!
-I NEVER COULD COUNT [LAUGHS].
-MEN!
-[APRIL LAUGHS]
-HANG ON!
-YEAH!
-COME ON MAN, GUN IT!
-FASTER!
MOVE FASTER, FASTER!
-BYE BYE, GIRLS!
-APRIL: COME ON, JORDAN,
THEY'RE PULLING AWAY!
-CODY: WE GOT 'EM, NEWMIE!
THEY'RE TOAST!
-NEWMAN: HEY,
WHAT DO WE GOT HERE?
-MAN: HEY LOOK,
IT'S MADISON.
THE BEACH BOY.
-SPENCER, COOPER.
-WORKIN' HUH?
-YEAH, NEW CONCEPT
FOR YOU GUYS I BET.
DADDY BUY YOU A NEW TOY?
MUST'VE CLEANED YOUR ROOMS.
-BITTER, BITTER.
YOU KNOW ACTUALLY
WE ADMIRE YOU.
SAVING LIVES,
PROTECTING OUR SHORES,
GIVING CPR TO THE HALIBUT.
-THAT'S WHY THEY PAY
YOU THE BIG BUCKS, RIGHT?
YOU GUYS MUST MAKE WHAT...
HUNDREDS OF
DOLLARS PER YEAR?
[LAUGHS]
-I THINK I'M FULL,
YOU READY TO GO?
-YEAH LET'S BAIL.
-SPENCER: HEY, YOU
GONNA RACE SUNDAY?
IT'S FOR CHARITY.
ALL PROCEEDS GO TO YOUR
CAMP BAYWATCH BRATS.
-MAYBE TWEETY BIRD THERE CAN
GET YOU TO THE FINISH LINE
IN TIME TO SEE US GET
THE COMMODORE'S TROPHY.
AGAIN.
-[BOTH LAUGH]
-PLEASE.
WE WOULD CRUSH
YOU TWO CLOWNS.
-OOH!
-NEWMIE: TIME
OUT TOUGH GUY.
THAT'S A TWIN TURBO.
WHY DON'T WE PICK ON A BOAT
THAT DOESN'T HAVE A BIG
RED S STAMPED ON ITS CHEST?
-LET'S GO.
-SEE YA!
-BYE BYE!
BYE BYE!
-BYE BYE!
-[SPENCER AND COOPER
BAWK LIKE CHICKENS]
-HEY!
-HEY.
-WERE YOU GOING OUT TONIGHT?
-NO NO, BIG GAME ON TV.
-COULD YOU WATCH
ASHLEY FOR ME?
SHE'S NO TROUBLE,
HUGE HUGE FAVOR.
-UH, UH, SURE.
-GREAT.
-WHERE ARE YOU GOIN'?
-I GOT A JOB.
I AM A COCKTAIL WAITRESS.
-YOU'RE A LIFEGUARD.
-WELL I'VE GOTTA MOONLIGHT
FOR A WHILE MITCH,
I HAD TO GIVE FIRST AND
LAST MONTH'S DEPOSIT
ON MY NEW APARTMENT.
IT TOOK ALL MY SAVINGS.
-WELL WHAT DO YA KNOW ABOUT
BEIN' A COCKTAIL WAITRESS?
-WHAT'S TO KNOW?
SOMEBODY ORDERS A DRINK AND
I GO GET IT FOR 'EM.
WANT A WATER?
-YEAH.
-HERE, SEE?
-THANKS.
EASY.
OKAY, SWEETIE,
MOMMY'LL BE BACK SOON.
YOU BE A GOOD GIRL
FOR UNCLE MITCH.
ALL RIGHT, OKAY, CLEAN
DIAPERS IN THE BAG.
HERE YA GO.
SHE'LL TAKE FIVE OR SIX OUNCES,
SHE'LL BE OUT FOR THE NIGHT.
-WAIT!
-YOU ARE A LIFESAVER!
-NO, WAIT!
-I GOTTA GO, BYE!
-WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT
TIME ARE YOU COMIN' BACK?
[SIGHS]
WELL, WHO DO YA LIKE?
THE JETS OR THE BEARS?
-[BABY CRIES]
NO NO NO, NO NO NO.
DON'T CRY.
MOMMY'LL BE BACK
SOMETIME TONIGHT.
OKAY, HERE WE GO.
OKAY, YES, YES THAT A GIRL.
YES, YEAH THAT'S GOOD.
HEY, HEY, THERE YA GO.
OH YEAH!
THAT'S RIGHT.
OKAY HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO.
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
LOOK IT, WATCH THIS.
BOOM, LOOK!
HEY, KICKOFF!
LOOK AT THE BALL IT'S
GOIN' WOAH WOAH WOAH,
LOOK AT THE BALL
LOOK AT--
YES, YES, PERFECT!
SEE? YOU LOVE FOOTBALL!
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
-[BABY CRIES]
ASHLEY, COME HERE.
COME ON, SWEETIE,
OKAY, THAT'S RIGHT.
YES, YES, HELLO...
-[DANCE CLUB MUSIC]
-ALL RIGHT YOU GOT TWO
MARTIS, A BUD, A MAGGIE,
AND A SCOTCH.
WHAT TABLE IS THAT?
-UM, THAT ONE
RIGHT OVER THERE.
-TABLE NUMBER TWELVE.
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
LEARN THE NUMBERS.
-YEAH, OKAY, TOMMY.
IF THAT'S TWELVE,
THEN IS ONE NEXT TO IT
ELEVEN OR THIRTEEN?
-NEITHER.
26A.
-OKAY, AND THAT'S 26A BECAUSE?
-'CAUSE THERE IS NO 27.
-27 IS?
-IT'S GONE.
YOU SEE THE FIRE
DEPARTMENT SAID
WE CAN ONLY HAVE 26 TABLES.
YOU GET IT?
-GOT IT.
-GOOD.
NOW THE MARTIS,
ARE THEY UP?
-UP?
-STEM GLASSES?
-UH, YEAH.
-BARTENDER: AND
WHAT ABOUT THE BEER?
WITH OR WITHOUT?
-UH, WITH WHAT?
-THE GLASS.
-WITHOUT.
-THE MAGGIE?
WITH OR WITHOUT?
-WITH A GLASS?
-SALT.
-UH, WITH.
-ON THE ROUGH?
-WHY NOT.
-THE SCOTCH, NEAT
OR ON THE ROUGH?
-YEAH.
-WHAT?
OH MAN.
-[RELAXING MUSIC]
-NEWMIE: MITCH?
-HEY!
-YOU GOT THIS KINDA
SEASICK THING GOING THERE.
-OH, YEAH, WELL IT'S
CALLED THE SWAY.
CALMING THING, A ZEN MOVE.
YOU GUYS WOULD
NEVER UNDERSTAND.
-YOU SURE
EVERYTHING'S OKAY?
-MITCH: COULDN'T BE BETTER.
BACK IN MY
TOWER WHERE I BELONG.
HOBIE'S THINKIN' ABOUT
MOVING OUT FOR COLLEGE.
ASHLEY AND NEELY ARE MOVING
INTO THEIR OWN PLACE.
I'M A BACHELOR.
I'M FREE AS A
BIRD, LIFE IS GOOD!
-POKER GAME'S STILL
ON FOR TONIGHT?
-MITCH: ABSOLUTELY.
J.D. AND MANNY ARE
COMING BY AT 7 O'CLOCK,
BRING YOUR MONEY.
AND BE PREPARED
TO LEAVE IT.
-HAH, YEAH YEAH YEAH.
LET'S GO NEWMIE.
SEE YOU TONIGHT!
-MITCH: SEE YA!
[SIGHS]
[WHISTLES]
-I CAN'T BELIEVE
THEY DID THAT.
-I KNOW.
THEY'RE UNBELIEVABLE.
-HEY HEY HEY.
-YOU GUYS CHEATED
IN THAT SCARAB RACE.
-CHEATED?
WE SEE IT AS A
TACTICAL MANEUVER.
-GAMESMANSHIP.
-WELL, WE WANT A REMATCH.
-SCARABS?
-NO.
-CHOOSE YOUR WEAPONS.
-[ROCK MUSIC]
-♪ DIVE
♪ MEET ME AT THE LINE ♪
♪ RACE YOU TO THE OTHER SIDE
♪ OF SOMETHING THAT'S BEEN STIRRING UP
♪ TRY
♪ YOU'RE FALLING FAR BEHIND ♪
♪ KNOWING THIS DEFINES IT ALL
♪ BUT HOPING THAT YOU'RE GOOD ENOUGH
♪ PUSH AND PULL IS A WHAT IT TAKES
♪ DIRTY POOL JUST TO WIN THAT RACE
♪ ONE DIRECTION TO BE THE KINGS
♪ WE WILL TEACH YOU EVERYTHING
♪ IT'S BOUT THE GIRLS
♪ SEE
♪ WOULDN'T YOU AGREE
♪ FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS AND I KNOW
SOMETHING ♪
♪ I WOULD NEVER GIVE YOU UP
♪ BE
♪ ALL THAT YOU CAN BE
♪ TRY TO CATCH ME IF YOU CAN
♪ AND IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FAST ENOUGH
♪ PUSH AND PULL IS A WHAT IT TAKES
♪ DIRTY POOL JUST TO WIN THAT RACE
♪ ONE DIRECTION TO BE THE KINGS
♪ WE WILL TEACH YOU EVERYTHING
♪ IT'S BOUT THE BOYS
♪ PUSH AND PULL IS A WHAT IT TAKES
♪ DIRTY POOL JUST TO WIN THAT RACE
♪ ONE DIRECTION TO BE THE KINGS ♪
♪ WE WILL TEACH YOU EVERYTHING
♪ IT'S BOUT THE GIRLS
♪ IT'S BOUT THE BOYS
-CODY: BRACE YOURSELF,
KNUCKLEHEADS DEAD AHEAD.
-LOOK HERE, SURFER BOYS.
HEY BEACH BOY, LOOKS
LIKE YOU STEPPED UP.
-BIG RACE TOMORROW, YOU
STILL WANT A PIECE OF US?
-PIECE OF YOU?
NAH, I THINK WE
WANT ALL OF YOU.
-EASY.
-OKAY, BIG BUCKS.
HOW 'BOUT A LITTLE SIDE BET?
-NAME IT.
-THEY'RE SETTIN' YOU UP.
-I LIKE YOUR BOAT.
I WANT IT.
LET'S RACE FOR THE PINKS.
WINNER TAKES BOTH BOATS.
-DONE DEAL.
[LAUGHS]
IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT!
-YOU'RE MINE.
-CODY: SEE YA SUNDAY!
-[BOAT ENGINE REVS]
-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
-DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
-WOO!
-NEWMIE: HAVE
YOU LOST YOUR MIND?
-CODY: WE CAN
BEAT 'EM, NEWMIE.
-NEWMAN: MAYBE, MAYBE NOT.
-IN THIS BOAT, I
KNOW WE CAN.
NO PROBLEM.
-NO, THERE IS ONE PROBLEM.
IT'S NOT YOUR BOAT TO LOSE.
IT'S MITCH'S.
-WE'RE GONNA WIN.
WILL YOU STOP WORRYIN'?
-FINE.
BUT IF WE LOSE,
YOU TELL MITCH.
-NEWMIE, LOOK.
-NEWMIE: I SEE HIM.
-CODY: COME ON, LET'S
BEAT 'EM TO THE RESCUE!
YEEHAW!
-[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
-[EMERGENCY SIRENS]
-AW, JEEZ!
[GROANS]
-YOU OKAY?
-YEAH.
-SIT DOWN, OKAY?
-OKAY.
-JUST REST.
-THANK YOU.
-IT'S OKAY, JUST
SIT RIGHT HERE.
-MAN: YOU ALL RIGHT?
-WOMAN: YEAH I'M FINE.
-[PEOPLE TALKING]
-[CODY GROANING]
-JORDAN: CODY!
APRIL: WHAT HAPPENED?
-YOU REALLY WANNA TELL 'EM?
-NO [GROANS].
-IT'S A LONG STORY.
-OH MY.
-MITCH: COME ON,
J.D., YOU GOTTA PLAY.
[GROANS]
A GOOD POKER
GAME IS FIVE GUYS.
YOU BAIL, AND THAT'S FOUR.
I KNOW YOU CAN WITH FOUR,
BUT FOUR IS NOT GOOD.
FIVE IS GOOD.
J.D.--
ALL RIGHT, I UNDERSTAND.
YOU SEE, I WANTED
J.D. TO PLAY BECAUSE
TAKIN' J.D.'S MONEY IS LIKE
TAKING CANDY FROM A BABY.
THAT'S BETWEEN YOU AND ME.
OOH MOMMY'S
HOME, DON'T LOOK,
MOMMY HAD A BAD DAY.
-HE RIPPED ME OFF.
-WHO HE?
-FERGUSON.
MY NEW APARTMENT?
I GAVE HIM FIRST AND LAST.
$2,000. IT'S GONE.
-WHAT'S GONE, THE
MONEY OR THE APARTMENT?
-BOTH.
-HE STOLE AN APARTMENT?
-NO, NO.
MR. AND MRS. SCHULTZ
ARE LIVING THERE,
HE RENTED IT TO THEM TOO.
-SO FERGUSON SCAMMED
YOU, RAN AWAY,
AND TOOK THE MONEY?
-YEAH.
[SIGHS] MITCH.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
I'M GONNA DO.
I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY.
I DON'T HAVE A PLACE TO LIVE.
-OH, COME HERE. COME HERE, COME HERE.
NOW TAKE A DEEP BREATH.
[EXHALES]
YOU DO HAVE A PLACE TO LIVE.
YOU AND ASHLEY CAN
STAY HERE, NO PROBLEM.
NOW GO ON, YOU GIVE
YOUR MOMMY A HUG,
I THINK SHE NEEDS IT.
THERE YA GO.
-HI THERE.
SHHHH.
YOU'RE...
YOU'RE STILL SWAYING.
-OH.
WELL ONCE YOU'RE STARTED
IT'S KINDA HARD TO STOP.
-[NEELY LAUGHS]
ALL RIGHT, WELL I'M
GONNA GET READY FOR WORK.
SITTER'S HERE
AT SEVEN, OKAY?
COME ON, ASHLEY.
-SHE PLAY POKER?
-[KNOCK ON DOOR]
-HEY!
-CODY: HEY, MAN.
-HEY, WHAT THE HELL
HAPPENED TO YOU?
-I TWEAKED IT.
LOOKS WORSE THAN IS.
JUST GOTTA STAY OFF
IT FOR A COUPLE DAYS.
-I DUNNO, LOOKS PRETTY BAD.
SHOULD BE HOME WITH THAT.
-YEAH, I ALREADY TRIED THAT.
-HE CAN'T MAKE IT UP THE
STAIRS TO HIS APARTMENT.
-REALLY? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
-WELL, I WAS--
AH EASY, MAN!
I WAS HOPING, MAYBE
I COULD CRASH HERE
ON THE COUCH FOR
A COUPLE DAYS.
YOU MIND?
-[PHONE RINGS]
-UH, HANG ON.
YEAH?
HEY, MANNY.
NO NO, NOT YOU TOO.
WELL CAN'T YOU RESCHEDULE?
THEY GOT TRAFFIC SCHOOL
ON SATURDAYS, YA KNOW.
YOUR LAST DAY.
OH MAN, ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.
TERRIFIC.
-CODY: WHAT?
-J.D. AND MANNY HAVE CANCELED.
-A THREE MAN GAME.
-THREE MAN GAME.
-TYPICAL.
-HEY, NEWMIE!
-NEWMIE: HI.
-CODY: HEY.
-HEY, CODY.
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
-TWEAKED IT.
-OH, IT'S NOT AS
BAD AS IT LOOKS.
-STAYIN' ON YOUR COUCH
FOR A COUPLE DAYS.
-[PHONE RINGS]
-EXCUSE ME.
HELLO?
UH, IT'S FOR YOU.
-OH. CAN YOU UH?
-YEAH.
COME HERE DARLING.
-GOT HER?
-I GOTCHA. SHH.
-NEELY: HELLO?
OH MY GOD, TERRY,
ARE YOU OKAY?
YEAH.
YEAH, SURE.
YEAH, JUST MAKE SURE YOU
CALL YOUR INSURANCE COMPANY
TOMORROW MORNING.
OKAY.
THANKS.
TERRY HAS BEEN IN A LITTLE
BIT OF A FENDER BENDER AND...
-SHE'S NOT ABLE TO BABYSIT.
-DO YOU MIND?
-UH, NO PROBLEM.
-THANKS.
-OKAY.
-BYE!
-BYE [LAUGHS].
-MITCH, COULD YOU, UH?
-YES I CAN.
I CAN, YES.
JUST SIT BACK, WILL YA?
RELAX.
-THANKS, MAN.
-OKAY.
YOU PLAY POKER, HUH?
-[BABY CRIES]
-AHH!
NO?
OH, I'M SORRY.
WAIT, HERE, HERE.
OH, WELL IT'S GONNA BE
JUST A GREAT NIGHT.
OH GOD, YEAH I KNOW.
WILL YOU SHUFFLE THESE?
OKAY, ASHLEY'S IN FOR A BUCK.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE.
TRIP FOR THE CRIP,
FOUR NOTHING MORE,
A LADY FOR THE LOVELY LADY.
AND A JACK FOR THE DEALER
TO JOIN HIS TWO
BROTHERS IN THE HOLE.
-YOU KNOW THREE
MAN GAME SUCKS.
-ASHLEY MAKES IT
A FOUR MAN GAME.
-WELL, PLAYIN' POKER
WITH A BABY SUCKS.
-YEAH, ESPECIALLY
WHEN SHE'S WINNING.
-WHAT CAN I SAY?
SHE'S GOOD.
-SHE CHEATS.
-[ASHLEY CRIES]
-ASHLEY HAS GOT TWO
PAIR HIGH, YOU BET.
HOW MUCH?
REALLY?
THAT MUCH?
ALL RIGHT.
ASHLEY BETS TWO BUCKS.
-LITTLE RICH DON'T YOU THINK?
-MAYBE SHE'S BLUFFING.
-I CALL.
-OH, COME ON, PLEASE,
WILL YOU JUST TRY
AND GET IT ON THE TABLE?
-I'M SORRY.
-I'M IN.
-NOW HOW LONG ARE
NEELY AND THE BABY
GONNA BE STAYING WITH YOU?
-JUST A WHILE.
HOW LONG YOU GONNA STAY?
-JUST COUPLE DAYS.
TOPS?
-[ASHLEY CRIES]
-OH, FOR GOD'S SAKES.
THIS IS FUN, ISN'T IT.
I MEAN THIS IS
REALLY A LOT OF FUN.
AND YOU HAD A GOOD HAND TOO.
-OKAY, TOMMY, I NEED A JACK
AND COKE, COOLING CREAM,
AND A TOM COLLIN'S RED.
-OKAY.
THAT LADY OVER
THERE, THAT BLONDE.
SHE WANTS A PERFECT MAN.
-OH, GOD.
DON'T WE ALL.
-RITA!
PERFECT MAN FOR THAT LADY
AT TABLE FOURTEEN PLEASE.
-HERE YOU GO.
-THANK YOU.
-OKAY, POSSIBLE STRAIGHT
FOR THE COUCH POTATO,
A COWBOY FOR THE LADIES,
TWO PAIR FOR LITTLE ASHLEY,
NOTHIN' FOR THE
DEALER, I'M GONNA FOLD.
I'LL PLAY ASHLEY'S HAND.
-SHE DOESN'T NEED ANY HELP.
-HEY, TELL ME AGAIN.
THREE OF ONE KIND AND TWO
OF ANOTHER IS GOOD RIGHT?
-PLEASE.
-SO CODY, WHAT ABOUT
THE RACE TOMORROW?
-WHAT RACE?
-JUST A GRUDGE MATCH AGAINST
A COUPLE OF RICH BRATS.
-ASHLEY'S IN FOR TWO.
HOW CAN YOU RACE WITH
THAT KNEE OF YOUR'S?
-I'LL FIGURE IT OUT.
NEWMIE CAN
DRIVE, I'LL NAVIGATE.
-YEAH RIGHT, SMACKIN'
UP AGAINST THOSE SWELLS.
YOU CAN'T EVEN
GET OFF THE COUCH.
-I CAN DO IT.
SOMEHOW.
-WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL
WITH THIS RACE ANYWAY?
-WELL, WE MADE
THIS LITTLE BET.
-OH, YOU MADE A LITTLE BET.
OH. [LAUGHS]
HOW MUCH YOU
GUYS STAND TO LOSE?
-NEWMAN: YOUR BOAT.
-BARTENDER: OKAY, THESE TWO HERE
FOR TABLE NUMBER FIFTEEN.
THE TWO BUDS ARE FOR
TABLE NUMBER SIX, THE GUY
WITH THE STUPID SHIRT.
THE TWO WINES,
TABLE NUMBER NINE.
THE ONE WITH THE BIG
HAIR, AND THE GUY
WITH THE BALD HEAD AND
THE CHEESY PONYTAIL.
YOU GOT IT?
-YEAH I THINK SO.
-GOOD. GODSPEED.
-ALL RIGHT.
FIFTEEN, SIX, AND NINE.
STUPID SHIRT, BIG
HAIR, CHEESY PONYTAIL.
OH, TOMMY--
OH, I AM SO SORRY! SO SORRY.
-YOU CERTAINLY ARE.
LISTEN, BLONDIE,
GO DO SOMETHIN'.
-HERE I'LL HELP
YOU CLEAN IT UP.
-NO NO NO...
-LET ME HELP YOU HERE.
-BLONDIE, GO.
YEAH.
-ARE YOU SURE?
-NEVER BEEN MORE
SURE IN MY LIFE.
GO.
-MITCH: AND
THE PRINCE,
AND THE PRINCESS, AND
THE FAIRY GODFATHER
RODE THE UNICORN ALL
THE WAY BACK CHERRY LANE
AND THEY LIVED...
OH WELL, YOU KNOW THE REST.
OH, ASHLEY.
PLEASE GO TO SLEEP.
OH, THAT SWEET BABY SMELL.
YOU KNOW, I REMEMBER THAT.
YOU KNOW MY SON, HOBIE?
WHEN HE WAS A LITTLE BOY,
JUST ABOUT YOUR SIZE,
I'D SWAY WITH HIM TOO, AND
HE HAD THAT SWEET BABY SMELL.
HE DOESN'T HAVE
THAT ANYMORE.
TELL YOU LITTLE
SECRET, SWEET PEA.
I MISS IT.
YOU KNOW?
THAT SWAY?
I MISS TAKING CARE
OF A LITTLE PERSON.
AND I'LL TELL YA
ANOTHER SECRET.
I LIKE YOU.
[LAUGHS]
I LIKE YOU A LOT.
I MEAN, WE BOTH HAVE
A LOT IN COMMON HERE,
I MEAN, WE LOVE FOOTBALL.
WE LOVE POKER.
AND WE BOTH CAN
STAY AWAKE FOREVER.
THANKS.
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D
GET TO DO THIS AGAIN.
YEAH.
IT'S REALLY NICE.
SHHHH.
OH, THAT'S IT.
THAT GOT IT, THAT'S IT.
OH YEAH, THAT'S IT.
THAT'S IT.
I JUST GOTTA BORE
YOU TO SLEEP.
OH NIGHT NIGHT--
-[BOTH SCREAM]
-[ASHLEY CRIES]
-OH NO, IT'S OKAY.
AND THE PRINCE
AND THE PRINCESS
AND THE FAIRY GODMOTHER THEY
WENT SWIMMING
AND, OH MY GOD
I NEED A REST...
-[RELAXING MUSIC]
-I GOT IT, I GOT IT.
THEY JUST DELIVERED
THE ELECTRICAL SWITCH.
THIS THING WILL
JUICE UP THOSE TURBOS
LIKE A LIGHTNING BOLT!
-YEAH, BUT THERE'S NO
TIME TO HOOK THIS THING UP
THROUGH THE
FUSES AND BREAKERS.
-WELL, I'LL HOT WIRE IT.
THAT WAY WE CAN BYPASS THE
FUSES AND THE BREAKERS.
PAYDIRT BABY, YEAH!
I GOT IT, I GOT IT.
OKAY, COME ON BACK.
THAT'S IT.
OKAY, STOP.
-HEY, GUYS.
SEEMS TO BE A LITTLE BIT
OF A MISUNDERSTANDING HERE.
-YEAH, I CAN'T RACE YOU
FOR PINK SLIPS TODAY.
-YEAH, WHY NOT?
-WELL, FOR STARTERS,
HE'S HURT.
-SPENCER: COP OUT.
-AND FOR FINISHERS, THE
BOAT'S MINE, NOT HIS.
-SO YOU'RE SAYIN'
YOU'RE CHICKENIN' OUT.
-NO I'M JUST SAYIN' I
CAN'T RACE YOU TODAY.
-YEAH. BET'S OFF, GENTLEMEN,
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
-WELL WHY DON'T
YOU RACE US THEN?
-BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO.
GOODBYE.
-YOU A LIFEGUARD TOO?
-YEAH, I AM.
-SO I GUESS BEIN' CHICKEN
JUST COMES WITH THE JOB.
-[BOTH LAUGH]
-TOLD YOU THEY
WERE REAL JERKS.
-COME ON, OLD MAN.
ONE LAST RACE BEFORE THEY
TURN YOU OUT TO PASTURE.
COME ON.
-YOU KNOW I THOUGHT I
WAS HAVIN' A CONVERSATION
WITH GROWNUPS.
MAYBE I SHOULD TALK
TO YOUR MOTHER.
-OOH.
-THIS IS YOUR BIG
CHANCE, POPS.
GO FOR IT.
-COME ON.
COME ON.
YOU READY?
-NEWMIE: I WAS BORN READY.
-BOTH: ONE, TWO THREE.
-NEWMIE: GUN IT, MITCH.
-[EXCITING MUSIC]
-WOAH, LET'S GO!
COME ON GO, BABY!
GO, GO!
-WE'RE GAINING, COME ON!
WE GOT 'EM, WE GOT 'EM!
-CONNER: GET READY
TO EAT DUST, BABY!
ALL RIGHT!
YEAH! YEAH!
-HEY, COME ON! LET'S GO!
-COME ON, WE'RE LOSIN' 'EM.
-[ENGINE BEEPING]
-THE BOAT, WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
-THE HOT WIRE
LEAD OVERHEATED!
-THERE'S NO CONTROL,
I CAN'T STEER IT!
-THROTTLE DOWN,
THROTTLE DOWN!
-COME ON, IT WON'T GO!
-FIRE MUST HAVE MELTED
DOWN THE CONTROL CABLES!
-NEWMAN: TURN
OFF THE ENGINE!
-NO CONTROL, IT
WON'T SHUT DOWN!
WE'RE GONNA CRASH!
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
-PROBLEM.
-MITCH: GET ME
CLOSE, NEWMIE!
-[THRILLING MUSIC]
-HELP! GET US OUT OF HERE!
HOT WIRE IT!
GREAT IDEA, MORON!
-MAN 1: GREAT JOB MAN!
-MAN 2: THAT WAS GREAT!
-MAN 3: CLOSE CALL!
-GOOD JOB!
-GREAT!
-I GOT 'EM.
-OW.
COME ON!
-[RELAXING MUSIC]
-SO WHAT DO YOU
THINK, SWEET PEA, HUH?
LITTLE PINK FOR THE TRIM
AND SOME GIRLY WALLPAPER.
I MEAN, I'M NOT THAT GOOD AT
PICKIN' OUT GIRLY STUFF BUT
HOPE YOU LIKE IT.
I MEAN, YOU BETTER LIKE IT.
YOU PAID FOR IT WITH
YOUR POKER WINNINGS.
BACK ME UP.
-HEY.
-HEY, WHAT'S WRONG?
-WELL.
THEY...
TOMMY...
I GOT FIRED.
-FROM THE BAR?
WHY?
-I DUNNO, I SOLD
A LOT OF DRINKS BUT
I BROKE A LOT OF GLASSES.
-[MITCH LAUGHS]
-TOMMY JUST THOUGHT I WAS
TOO EXPENSIVE TO KEEP.
-I'M SORRY.
-I LOST MY JOB, I
LOST MY APARTMENT.
I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY.
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
-WELL YOU COULD
HELP ME WITH THIS.
-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
-WELL, ACTUALLY
I AM WALLPAPERING
AND PAINTING THE
GUEST BEDROOM.
PINK, HUH?
NICE COLOR FOR A LITTLE
GIRL AND HER MOM.
-YOU MEAN...
-YOU AND ASHLEY ARE MOVIN' IN.
-OH, MITCH, I CAN'T
LET YOU DO THIS.
-WELL, IT'S NOT UP TO YOU.
IT'S UP TO ASHLEY, AND
SHE SAYS IT'S OKAY.
YOU SEE, IT'S KIND
OF A POKER DEBT.
SHE KICKED MY BUTT.
-SHE DID?
-SHE DID.
-COME HERE SWEETIE,
COME HERE.
HEY, THERE.
-HEY, HEY, HEY.
-DID YOU WIN A POKER BET?
YEAH.
-IF YOU'D LIKE, I HAVE
LOTS OF EXPERIENCE.
-OKAY.
THERE YA GO.
-OKAY.
YEAH.
SHH SHH SHH SHH.
YEAH, THAT'S A GIRL.
YOU SEE, IT'S A...
JUST TAKES A LITTLE
BIT OF EXPERIENCE
IT'S IN THE HIPS.
IT'S IN THE HIPS.
-IN THE HIPS.
-[END THEME PLAYING]
-♪ SOME PEOPLE STAND
IN THE DARKNESS ♪
♪ AFRAID TO STEP
INTO THE LIGHT ♪
♪ SOME PEOPLE NEED
TO HELP SOMEBODY ♪
♪ WHEN THE EDGE OF
SURRENDER'S IN SIGHT ♪
♪ DON'T YOU WORRY
♪ IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT ♪
♪ 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS READY
♪ I WON'T LET YOU
OUT OF MY SIGHT ♪
♪ I'LL BE READY
♪ I'LL BE READY
♪ NEVER YOU FEAR
♪ NO DON'T YOU FEAR
♪ I'LL BE READY
♪ FOREVER AND ALWAYS ♪
♪ I'M ALWAYS HERE
♪ 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS READY
♪ I WON'T LET YOU
OUT OF MY SIGHT ♪
♪ I'LL BE READY
♪ I'LL BE READY
♪ NEVER YOU FEAR
♪ NO DON'T YOU FEAR
♪ I'LL BE READY
♪ FOREVER AND ALWAYS
♪ I'M ALWAYS HERE
-[ROCK MUSIC]
-♪ SO HOT IN THE SUMMER SUN
♪ YOU KNOW GIRL YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE
♪ MAKING ME CRAZY
♪ CRAZY FROM THE HEAT
♪ JUST LOOKING FOR A LITTLE FUN
♪ YOU COULD MY NUMBER ONE
♪ YOU'RE MAKING ME CRAZY
♪ CRAZY FROM THE HEAT
♪ WOO
♪ WOO HOO WOO HOO - THESE SUMMER DAYS
♪ WOO
♪ WOO HOO WOO HOO - TAKE ME AWAY ♪
♪ LOVE 'EM
NEED 'EM ♪
♪ NOTHING'S GONNA BEAT THESE SUMMER DAYS ♪
♪ OH YEAH
♪ HEY
♪ WOO HOO WOO HOO - THESE SUMMER DAYS ♪
♪ WOO HOO WOO HOO - TAKE ME AWAY
♪ WOO HOO WOO HOO - THESE SUMMER DAYS
♪ WOO HOO WOO HOO - TAKE ME AWAY
-NEELY: YOU KNOW,
EVERYTHING WAS FINE UNTIL
THE NEW OWNERS DECIDED
TO TURN THE APARTMENTS
INTO CONDOS.
CAN THEY DO THAT?
-MITCH: WELL THAT'S WHY
THEY CALL 'EM OWNERS.
SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
-NEELY: WELL, I GUESS
APARTMENTS ARE HARD TO FIND,
ESPECIALLY ON
MY BUDGET, BUT,
I LUCKED OUT.
I FOUND A CUTE ONE.
IT'S CLOSE TO WORK AND
IT'S CLEAN AND COZY.
-MITCH: HEY, SEE?
SOMETIMES THINGS WORK
OUT FOR THE BEST.
LIFE IS WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN YOU'RE
BUSY MAKING PLANS.
-HEY, WHO SAID THAT?
-ME, JUST NOW.
-WELL THERE'S JUST ONE
LITTLE, LITTLE PROBLEM.
-REALLY?
WHAT'S THAT?
-YEAH, WELL WE CAN'T MOVE IN
UNTIL THE NEW PAINT DRIES.
24 HOURS.
DO YOU KNOW A
NICE, CHEAP HOTEL?
CHEAP BEING THE
OPERATIVE WORD.
-YEAH, YEAH I DO.
IT'S CALLED THE
BUCHANNON INN.
LOOK WHY DON'T YOU
SAVE YOUR MONEY,
COME STAY WITH US.
-MITCH, NO I--
-IT'S NO PROBLEM.
LOOK, HOBIE IS IN SANTA
BARBARA FOR THE WEEKEND,
YOU CAN TAKE HIS ROOM.
BESIDES, ASHLEY ALREADY
ASKED ME AND I SAID YES.
DIDN'T I?
DIDN'T YOU SAY
YES DARLIN', HUH?
YEAH.
YES.
YES.
-[CLEARS THROAT]
-YES.
-[FUNKY ROCK MUSIC]
-♪ I'M SO LUCKY
♪ TO HOLD YOU IN MY ARMS
♪ I WAS GOING ALONG AND SUDDENLY
YOU GOT ME SEEING STARS ♪
♪ IT'S REALLY SOMETHING SIMPLE
IT'S JUST THE WAY THAT YOU ARE ♪
♪ AND NOW YOU'VE GOT ME HUMBLED
CAUSE YOU'VE CARRIED ME SO FAR ♪
♪ NOW I'VE GOT THAT WEIGHT OFF MY
SHOULDERS ♪
♪ THE WAY THAT YOU SHINE
♪ CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR MINE
♪ I SEE THE WORLD SO DIFFERENTLY
♪ YOU FILL UP MY LIFE
CAUGHT ME BY SURPRISE ♪
♪ CAUSE YOU BRING OUT THE BEST IN ME
♪ ALL THAT YOU ARE
YOU GOT ME FROM THE START ♪
♪ I'M LOST IN YOUR TRANQUILITY
♪ ONE LOOK IN YOUR EYES
DON'T EVEN HAVE TO TRY ♪
♪ CAUSE YOU BRING OUT THE BEST IN ME
♪ THE WAY THAT YOU SHINE
♪ CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR MINE
♪ I SEE THE WORLD SO DIFFERENTLY
♪ YOU FILL UP MY LIFE
CAUGHT ME BY SURPRISE ♪
♪ CAUSE YOU BRING OUT THE BEST IN ME,
YOU BRING OUT THE BEST OF ME ♪
-APRIL: LOOKS GOOD TODAY.
-JORDAN: YEAH IT'S
A GREAT DAY,
EVERYTHING LOOKS GOOD.
ENGINE TEMPS ARE
IN NORMAL RANGES.
AND OIL PRESSURE'S GOOD.
-CODY: WHAT ARE
YOU GUYS UP TO?
-OH, WE'RE JUST GETTING
A LITTLE EXTRA WORK IN ON THE SCARAB.
-PRETTY POWERFUL BOAT
FOR A COUPLE OF...
-FOR WHAT?
A GIRL?
-I THINK WE CAN
HANDLE IT, BOYS.
-YOUR TRIM TABS
AREN'T DOWN.
-YEAH, WE KNOW THAT.
-YEAH WE DON'T LIKE
'EM DOWN ALL THE TIME.
-YEAH IT'S A
MATTER OF STYLE.
-OH YEAH WE'LL IT'S
PRETTY CHOPPY OUT THERE
YOU BETTER GET
'EM ADJUSTED.
YOU DON'T WANT
TO LOSE CONTROL.
-OH, DON'T WORRY.
WE'RE IN CONTROL.
-WELL, SHIFT'S OVER.
LAST ONE INTO THE BARN?
-YOU'RE ON.
-OKAY, ON THREE.
ONE...
-THREE!
-[CODY LAUGHING]
-[EXCITING GUITAR MUSIC]
-CHEATERS!
-I NEVER COULD COUNT [LAUGHS].
-MEN!
-[APRIL LAUGHS]
-HANG ON!
-YEAH!
-COME ON MAN, GUN IT!
-FASTER!
MOVE FASTER, FASTER!
-BYE BYE, GIRLS!
-APRIL: COME ON, JORDAN,
THEY'RE PULLING AWAY!
-CODY: WE GOT 'EM, NEWMIE!
THEY'RE TOAST!
-NEWMAN: HEY,
WHAT DO WE GOT HERE?
-MAN: HEY LOOK,
IT'S MADISON.
THE BEACH BOY.
-SPENCER, COOPER.
-WORKIN' HUH?
-YEAH, NEW CONCEPT
FOR YOU GUYS I BET.
DADDY BUY YOU A NEW TOY?
MUST'VE CLEANED YOUR ROOMS.
-BITTER, BITTER.
YOU KNOW ACTUALLY
WE ADMIRE YOU.
SAVING LIVES,
PROTECTING OUR SHORES,
GIVING CPR TO THE HALIBUT.
-THAT'S WHY THEY PAY
YOU THE BIG BUCKS, RIGHT?
YOU GUYS MUST MAKE WHAT...
HUNDREDS OF
DOLLARS PER YEAR?
[LAUGHS]
-I THINK I'M FULL,
YOU READY TO GO?
-YEAH LET'S BAIL.
-SPENCER: HEY, YOU
GONNA RACE SUNDAY?
IT'S FOR CHARITY.
ALL PROCEEDS GO TO YOUR
CAMP BAYWATCH BRATS.
-MAYBE TWEETY BIRD THERE CAN
GET YOU TO THE FINISH LINE
IN TIME TO SEE US GET
THE COMMODORE'S TROPHY.
AGAIN.
-[BOTH LAUGH]
-PLEASE.
WE WOULD CRUSH
YOU TWO CLOWNS.
-OOH!
-NEWMIE: TIME
OUT TOUGH GUY.
THAT'S A TWIN TURBO.
WHY DON'T WE PICK ON A BOAT
THAT DOESN'T HAVE A BIG
RED S STAMPED ON ITS CHEST?
-LET'S GO.
-SEE YA!
-BYE BYE!
BYE BYE!
-BYE BYE!
-[SPENCER AND COOPER
BAWK LIKE CHICKENS]
-HEY!
-HEY.
-WERE YOU GOING OUT TONIGHT?
-NO NO, BIG GAME ON TV.
-COULD YOU WATCH
ASHLEY FOR ME?
SHE'S NO TROUBLE,
HUGE HUGE FAVOR.
-UH, UH, SURE.
-GREAT.
-WHERE ARE YOU GOIN'?
-I GOT A JOB.
I AM A COCKTAIL WAITRESS.
-YOU'RE A LIFEGUARD.
-WELL I'VE GOTTA MOONLIGHT
FOR A WHILE MITCH,
I HAD TO GIVE FIRST AND
LAST MONTH'S DEPOSIT
ON MY NEW APARTMENT.
IT TOOK ALL MY SAVINGS.
-WELL WHAT DO YA KNOW ABOUT
BEIN' A COCKTAIL WAITRESS?
-WHAT'S TO KNOW?
SOMEBODY ORDERS A DRINK AND
I GO GET IT FOR 'EM.
WANT A WATER?
-YEAH.
-HERE, SEE?
-THANKS.
EASY.
OKAY, SWEETIE,
MOMMY'LL BE BACK SOON.
YOU BE A GOOD GIRL
FOR UNCLE MITCH.
ALL RIGHT, OKAY, CLEAN
DIAPERS IN THE BAG.
HERE YA GO.
SHE'LL TAKE FIVE OR SIX OUNCES,
SHE'LL BE OUT FOR THE NIGHT.
-WAIT!
-YOU ARE A LIFESAVER!
-NO, WAIT!
-I GOTTA GO, BYE!
-WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT
TIME ARE YOU COMIN' BACK?
[SIGHS]
WELL, WHO DO YA LIKE?
THE JETS OR THE BEARS?
-[BABY CRIES]
NO NO NO, NO NO NO.
DON'T CRY.
MOMMY'LL BE BACK
SOMETIME TONIGHT.
OKAY, HERE WE GO.
OKAY, YES, YES THAT A GIRL.
YES, YEAH THAT'S GOOD.
HEY, HEY, THERE YA GO.
OH YEAH!
THAT'S RIGHT.
OKAY HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO.
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
LOOK IT, WATCH THIS.
BOOM, LOOK!
HEY, KICKOFF!
LOOK AT THE BALL IT'S
GOIN' WOAH WOAH WOAH,
LOOK AT THE BALL
LOOK AT--
YES, YES, PERFECT!
SEE? YOU LOVE FOOTBALL!
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
-[BABY CRIES]
ASHLEY, COME HERE.
COME ON, SWEETIE,
OKAY, THAT'S RIGHT.
YES, YES, HELLO...
-[DANCE CLUB MUSIC]
-ALL RIGHT YOU GOT TWO
MARTIS, A BUD, A MAGGIE,
AND A SCOTCH.
WHAT TABLE IS THAT?
-UM, THAT ONE
RIGHT OVER THERE.
-TABLE NUMBER TWELVE.
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
LEARN THE NUMBERS.
-YEAH, OKAY, TOMMY.
IF THAT'S TWELVE,
THEN IS ONE NEXT TO IT
ELEVEN OR THIRTEEN?
-NEITHER.
26A.
-OKAY, AND THAT'S 26A BECAUSE?
-'CAUSE THERE IS NO 27.
-27 IS?
-IT'S GONE.
YOU SEE THE FIRE
DEPARTMENT SAID
WE CAN ONLY HAVE 26 TABLES.
YOU GET IT?
-GOT IT.
-GOOD.
NOW THE MARTIS,
ARE THEY UP?
-UP?
-STEM GLASSES?
-UH, YEAH.
-BARTENDER: AND
WHAT ABOUT THE BEER?
WITH OR WITHOUT?
-UH, WITH WHAT?
-THE GLASS.
-WITHOUT.
-THE MAGGIE?
WITH OR WITHOUT?
-WITH A GLASS?
-SALT.
-UH, WITH.
-ON THE ROUGH?
-WHY NOT.
-THE SCOTCH, NEAT
OR ON THE ROUGH?
-YEAH.
-WHAT?
OH MAN.
-[RELAXING MUSIC]
-NEWMIE: MITCH?
-HEY!
-YOU GOT THIS KINDA
SEASICK THING GOING THERE.
-OH, YEAH, WELL IT'S
CALLED THE SWAY.
CALMING THING, A ZEN MOVE.
YOU GUYS WOULD
NEVER UNDERSTAND.
-YOU SURE
EVERYTHING'S OKAY?
-MITCH: COULDN'T BE BETTER.
BACK IN MY
TOWER WHERE I BELONG.
HOBIE'S THINKIN' ABOUT
MOVING OUT FOR COLLEGE.
ASHLEY AND NEELY ARE MOVING
INTO THEIR OWN PLACE.
I'M A BACHELOR.
I'M FREE AS A
BIRD, LIFE IS GOOD!
-POKER GAME'S STILL
ON FOR TONIGHT?
-MITCH: ABSOLUTELY.
J.D. AND MANNY ARE
COMING BY AT 7 O'CLOCK,
BRING YOUR MONEY.
AND BE PREPARED
TO LEAVE IT.
-HAH, YEAH YEAH YEAH.
LET'S GO NEWMIE.
SEE YOU TONIGHT!
-MITCH: SEE YA!
[SIGHS]
[WHISTLES]
-I CAN'T BELIEVE
THEY DID THAT.
-I KNOW.
THEY'RE UNBELIEVABLE.
-HEY HEY HEY.
-YOU GUYS CHEATED
IN THAT SCARAB RACE.
-CHEATED?
WE SEE IT AS A
TACTICAL MANEUVER.
-GAMESMANSHIP.
-WELL, WE WANT A REMATCH.
-SCARABS?
-NO.
-CHOOSE YOUR WEAPONS.
-[ROCK MUSIC]
-♪ DIVE
♪ MEET ME AT THE LINE ♪
♪ RACE YOU TO THE OTHER SIDE
♪ OF SOMETHING THAT'S BEEN STIRRING UP
♪ TRY
♪ YOU'RE FALLING FAR BEHIND ♪
♪ KNOWING THIS DEFINES IT ALL
♪ BUT HOPING THAT YOU'RE GOOD ENOUGH
♪ PUSH AND PULL IS A WHAT IT TAKES
♪ DIRTY POOL JUST TO WIN THAT RACE
♪ ONE DIRECTION TO BE THE KINGS
♪ WE WILL TEACH YOU EVERYTHING
♪ IT'S BOUT THE GIRLS
♪ SEE
♪ WOULDN'T YOU AGREE
♪ FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS AND I KNOW
SOMETHING ♪
♪ I WOULD NEVER GIVE YOU UP
♪ BE
♪ ALL THAT YOU CAN BE
♪ TRY TO CATCH ME IF YOU CAN
♪ AND IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FAST ENOUGH
♪ PUSH AND PULL IS A WHAT IT TAKES
♪ DIRTY POOL JUST TO WIN THAT RACE
♪ ONE DIRECTION TO BE THE KINGS
♪ WE WILL TEACH YOU EVERYTHING
♪ IT'S BOUT THE BOYS
♪ PUSH AND PULL IS A WHAT IT TAKES
♪ DIRTY POOL JUST TO WIN THAT RACE
♪ ONE DIRECTION TO BE THE KINGS ♪
♪ WE WILL TEACH YOU EVERYTHING
♪ IT'S BOUT THE GIRLS
♪ IT'S BOUT THE BOYS
-CODY: BRACE YOURSELF,
KNUCKLEHEADS DEAD AHEAD.
-LOOK HERE, SURFER BOYS.
HEY BEACH BOY, LOOKS
LIKE YOU STEPPED UP.
-BIG RACE TOMORROW, YOU
STILL WANT A PIECE OF US?
-PIECE OF YOU?
NAH, I THINK WE
WANT ALL OF YOU.
-EASY.
-OKAY, BIG BUCKS.
HOW 'BOUT A LITTLE SIDE BET?
-NAME IT.
-THEY'RE SETTIN' YOU UP.
-I LIKE YOUR BOAT.
I WANT IT.
LET'S RACE FOR THE PINKS.
WINNER TAKES BOTH BOATS.
-DONE DEAL.
[LAUGHS]
IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT!
-YOU'RE MINE.
-CODY: SEE YA SUNDAY!
-[BOAT ENGINE REVS]
-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
-DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
-WOO!
-NEWMIE: HAVE
YOU LOST YOUR MIND?
-CODY: WE CAN
BEAT 'EM, NEWMIE.
-NEWMAN: MAYBE, MAYBE NOT.
-IN THIS BOAT, I
KNOW WE CAN.
NO PROBLEM.
-NO, THERE IS ONE PROBLEM.
IT'S NOT YOUR BOAT TO LOSE.
IT'S MITCH'S.
-WE'RE GONNA WIN.
WILL YOU STOP WORRYIN'?
-FINE.
BUT IF WE LOSE,
YOU TELL MITCH.
-NEWMIE, LOOK.
-NEWMIE: I SEE HIM.
-CODY: COME ON, LET'S
BEAT 'EM TO THE RESCUE!
YEEHAW!
-[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
-[EMERGENCY SIRENS]
-AW, JEEZ!
[GROANS]
-YOU OKAY?
-YEAH.
-SIT DOWN, OKAY?
-OKAY.
-JUST REST.
-THANK YOU.
-IT'S OKAY, JUST
SIT RIGHT HERE.
-MAN: YOU ALL RIGHT?
-WOMAN: YEAH I'M FINE.
-[PEOPLE TALKING]
-[CODY GROANING]
-JORDAN: CODY!
APRIL: WHAT HAPPENED?
-YOU REALLY WANNA TELL 'EM?
-NO [GROANS].
-IT'S A LONG STORY.
-OH MY.
-MITCH: COME ON,
J.D., YOU GOTTA PLAY.
[GROANS]
A GOOD POKER
GAME IS FIVE GUYS.
YOU BAIL, AND THAT'S FOUR.
I KNOW YOU CAN WITH FOUR,
BUT FOUR IS NOT GOOD.
FIVE IS GOOD.
J.D.--
ALL RIGHT, I UNDERSTAND.
YOU SEE, I WANTED
J.D. TO PLAY BECAUSE
TAKIN' J.D.'S MONEY IS LIKE
TAKING CANDY FROM A BABY.
THAT'S BETWEEN YOU AND ME.
OOH MOMMY'S
HOME, DON'T LOOK,
MOMMY HAD A BAD DAY.
-HE RIPPED ME OFF.
-WHO HE?
-FERGUSON.
MY NEW APARTMENT?
I GAVE HIM FIRST AND LAST.
$2,000. IT'S GONE.
-WHAT'S GONE, THE
MONEY OR THE APARTMENT?
-BOTH.
-HE STOLE AN APARTMENT?
-NO, NO.
MR. AND MRS. SCHULTZ
ARE LIVING THERE,
HE RENTED IT TO THEM TOO.
-SO FERGUSON SCAMMED
YOU, RAN AWAY,
AND TOOK THE MONEY?
-YEAH.
[SIGHS] MITCH.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
I'M GONNA DO.
I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY.
I DON'T HAVE A PLACE TO LIVE.
-OH, COME HERE. COME HERE, COME HERE.
NOW TAKE A DEEP BREATH.
[EXHALES]
YOU DO HAVE A PLACE TO LIVE.
YOU AND ASHLEY CAN
STAY HERE, NO PROBLEM.
NOW GO ON, YOU GIVE
YOUR MOMMY A HUG,
I THINK SHE NEEDS IT.
THERE YA GO.
-HI THERE.
SHHHH.
YOU'RE...
YOU'RE STILL SWAYING.
-OH.
WELL ONCE YOU'RE STARTED
IT'S KINDA HARD TO STOP.
-[NEELY LAUGHS]
ALL RIGHT, WELL I'M
GONNA GET READY FOR WORK.
SITTER'S HERE
AT SEVEN, OKAY?
COME ON, ASHLEY.
-SHE PLAY POKER?
-[KNOCK ON DOOR]
-HEY!
-CODY: HEY, MAN.
-HEY, WHAT THE HELL
HAPPENED TO YOU?
-I TWEAKED IT.
LOOKS WORSE THAN IS.
JUST GOTTA STAY OFF
IT FOR A COUPLE DAYS.
-I DUNNO, LOOKS PRETTY BAD.
SHOULD BE HOME WITH THAT.
-YEAH, I ALREADY TRIED THAT.
-HE CAN'T MAKE IT UP THE
STAIRS TO HIS APARTMENT.
-REALLY? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
-WELL, I WAS--
AH EASY, MAN!
I WAS HOPING, MAYBE
I COULD CRASH HERE
ON THE COUCH FOR
A COUPLE DAYS.
YOU MIND?
-[PHONE RINGS]
-UH, HANG ON.
YEAH?
HEY, MANNY.
NO NO, NOT YOU TOO.
WELL CAN'T YOU RESCHEDULE?
THEY GOT TRAFFIC SCHOOL
ON SATURDAYS, YA KNOW.
YOUR LAST DAY.
OH MAN, ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.
TERRIFIC.
-CODY: WHAT?
-J.D. AND MANNY HAVE CANCELED.
-A THREE MAN GAME.
-THREE MAN GAME.
-TYPICAL.
-HEY, NEWMIE!
-NEWMIE: HI.
-CODY: HEY.
-HEY, CODY.
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
-TWEAKED IT.
-OH, IT'S NOT AS
BAD AS IT LOOKS.
-STAYIN' ON YOUR COUCH
FOR A COUPLE DAYS.
-[PHONE RINGS]
-EXCUSE ME.
HELLO?
UH, IT'S FOR YOU.
-OH. CAN YOU UH?
-YEAH.
COME HERE DARLING.
-GOT HER?
-I GOTCHA. SHH.
-NEELY: HELLO?
OH MY GOD, TERRY,
ARE YOU OKAY?
YEAH.
YEAH, SURE.
YEAH, JUST MAKE SURE YOU
CALL YOUR INSURANCE COMPANY
TOMORROW MORNING.
OKAY.
THANKS.
TERRY HAS BEEN IN A LITTLE
BIT OF A FENDER BENDER AND...
-SHE'S NOT ABLE TO BABYSIT.
-DO YOU MIND?
-UH, NO PROBLEM.
-THANKS.
-OKAY.
-BYE!
-BYE [LAUGHS].
-MITCH, COULD YOU, UH?
-YES I CAN.
I CAN, YES.
JUST SIT BACK, WILL YA?
RELAX.
-THANKS, MAN.
-OKAY.
YOU PLAY POKER, HUH?
-[BABY CRIES]
-AHH!
NO?
OH, I'M SORRY.
WAIT, HERE, HERE.
OH, WELL IT'S GONNA BE
JUST A GREAT NIGHT.
OH GOD, YEAH I KNOW.
WILL YOU SHUFFLE THESE?
OKAY, ASHLEY'S IN FOR A BUCK.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE.
TRIP FOR THE CRIP,
FOUR NOTHING MORE,
A LADY FOR THE LOVELY LADY.
AND A JACK FOR THE DEALER
TO JOIN HIS TWO
BROTHERS IN THE HOLE.
-YOU KNOW THREE
MAN GAME SUCKS.
-ASHLEY MAKES IT
A FOUR MAN GAME.
-WELL, PLAYIN' POKER
WITH A BABY SUCKS.
-YEAH, ESPECIALLY
WHEN SHE'S WINNING.
-WHAT CAN I SAY?
SHE'S GOOD.
-SHE CHEATS.
-[ASHLEY CRIES]
-ASHLEY HAS GOT TWO
PAIR HIGH, YOU BET.
HOW MUCH?
REALLY?
THAT MUCH?
ALL RIGHT.
ASHLEY BETS TWO BUCKS.
-LITTLE RICH DON'T YOU THINK?
-MAYBE SHE'S BLUFFING.
-I CALL.
-OH, COME ON, PLEASE,
WILL YOU JUST TRY
AND GET IT ON THE TABLE?
-I'M SORRY.
-I'M IN.
-NOW HOW LONG ARE
NEELY AND THE BABY
GONNA BE STAYING WITH YOU?
-JUST A WHILE.
HOW LONG YOU GONNA STAY?
-JUST COUPLE DAYS.
TOPS?
-[ASHLEY CRIES]
-OH, FOR GOD'S SAKES.
THIS IS FUN, ISN'T IT.
I MEAN THIS IS
REALLY A LOT OF FUN.
AND YOU HAD A GOOD HAND TOO.
-OKAY, TOMMY, I NEED A JACK
AND COKE, COOLING CREAM,
AND A TOM COLLIN'S RED.
-OKAY.
THAT LADY OVER
THERE, THAT BLONDE.
SHE WANTS A PERFECT MAN.
-OH, GOD.
DON'T WE ALL.
-RITA!
PERFECT MAN FOR THAT LADY
AT TABLE FOURTEEN PLEASE.
-HERE YOU GO.
-THANK YOU.
-OKAY, POSSIBLE STRAIGHT
FOR THE COUCH POTATO,
A COWBOY FOR THE LADIES,
TWO PAIR FOR LITTLE ASHLEY,
NOTHIN' FOR THE
DEALER, I'M GONNA FOLD.
I'LL PLAY ASHLEY'S HAND.
-SHE DOESN'T NEED ANY HELP.
-HEY, TELL ME AGAIN.
THREE OF ONE KIND AND TWO
OF ANOTHER IS GOOD RIGHT?
-PLEASE.
-SO CODY, WHAT ABOUT
THE RACE TOMORROW?
-WHAT RACE?
-JUST A GRUDGE MATCH AGAINST
A COUPLE OF RICH BRATS.
-ASHLEY'S IN FOR TWO.
HOW CAN YOU RACE WITH
THAT KNEE OF YOUR'S?
-I'LL FIGURE IT OUT.
NEWMIE CAN
DRIVE, I'LL NAVIGATE.
-YEAH RIGHT, SMACKIN'
UP AGAINST THOSE SWELLS.
YOU CAN'T EVEN
GET OFF THE COUCH.
-I CAN DO IT.
SOMEHOW.
-WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL
WITH THIS RACE ANYWAY?
-WELL, WE MADE
THIS LITTLE BET.
-OH, YOU MADE A LITTLE BET.
OH. [LAUGHS]
HOW MUCH YOU
GUYS STAND TO LOSE?
-NEWMAN: YOUR BOAT.
-BARTENDER: OKAY, THESE TWO HERE
FOR TABLE NUMBER FIFTEEN.
THE TWO BUDS ARE FOR
TABLE NUMBER SIX, THE GUY
WITH THE STUPID SHIRT.
THE TWO WINES,
TABLE NUMBER NINE.
THE ONE WITH THE BIG
HAIR, AND THE GUY
WITH THE BALD HEAD AND
THE CHEESY PONYTAIL.
YOU GOT IT?
-YEAH I THINK SO.
-GOOD. GODSPEED.
-ALL RIGHT.
FIFTEEN, SIX, AND NINE.
STUPID SHIRT, BIG
HAIR, CHEESY PONYTAIL.
OH, TOMMY--
OH, I AM SO SORRY! SO SORRY.
-YOU CERTAINLY ARE.
LISTEN, BLONDIE,
GO DO SOMETHIN'.
-HERE I'LL HELP
YOU CLEAN IT UP.
-NO NO NO...
-LET ME HELP YOU HERE.
-BLONDIE, GO.
YEAH.
-ARE YOU SURE?
-NEVER BEEN MORE
SURE IN MY LIFE.
GO.
-MITCH: AND
THE PRINCE,
AND THE PRINCESS, AND
THE FAIRY GODFATHER
RODE THE UNICORN ALL
THE WAY BACK CHERRY LANE
AND THEY LIVED...
OH WELL, YOU KNOW THE REST.
OH, ASHLEY.
PLEASE GO TO SLEEP.
OH, THAT SWEET BABY SMELL.
YOU KNOW, I REMEMBER THAT.
YOU KNOW MY SON, HOBIE?
WHEN HE WAS A LITTLE BOY,
JUST ABOUT YOUR SIZE,
I'D SWAY WITH HIM TOO, AND
HE HAD THAT SWEET BABY SMELL.
HE DOESN'T HAVE
THAT ANYMORE.
TELL YOU LITTLE
SECRET, SWEET PEA.
I MISS IT.
YOU KNOW?
THAT SWAY?
I MISS TAKING CARE
OF A LITTLE PERSON.
AND I'LL TELL YA
ANOTHER SECRET.
I LIKE YOU.
[LAUGHS]
I LIKE YOU A LOT.
I MEAN, WE BOTH HAVE
A LOT IN COMMON HERE,
I MEAN, WE LOVE FOOTBALL.
WE LOVE POKER.
AND WE BOTH CAN
STAY AWAKE FOREVER.
THANKS.
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D
GET TO DO THIS AGAIN.
YEAH.
IT'S REALLY NICE.
SHHHH.
OH, THAT'S IT.
THAT GOT IT, THAT'S IT.
OH YEAH, THAT'S IT.
THAT'S IT.
I JUST GOTTA BORE
YOU TO SLEEP.
OH NIGHT NIGHT--
-[BOTH SCREAM]
-[ASHLEY CRIES]
-OH NO, IT'S OKAY.
AND THE PRINCE
AND THE PRINCESS
AND THE FAIRY GODMOTHER THEY
WENT SWIMMING
AND, OH MY GOD
I NEED A REST...
-[RELAXING MUSIC]
-I GOT IT, I GOT IT.
THEY JUST DELIVERED
THE ELECTRICAL SWITCH.
THIS THING WILL
JUICE UP THOSE TURBOS
LIKE A LIGHTNING BOLT!
-YEAH, BUT THERE'S NO
TIME TO HOOK THIS THING UP
THROUGH THE
FUSES AND BREAKERS.
-WELL, I'LL HOT WIRE IT.
THAT WAY WE CAN BYPASS THE
FUSES AND THE BREAKERS.
PAYDIRT BABY, YEAH!
I GOT IT, I GOT IT.
OKAY, COME ON BACK.
THAT'S IT.
OKAY, STOP.
-HEY, GUYS.
SEEMS TO BE A LITTLE BIT
OF A MISUNDERSTANDING HERE.
-YEAH, I CAN'T RACE YOU
FOR PINK SLIPS TODAY.
-YEAH, WHY NOT?
-WELL, FOR STARTERS,
HE'S HURT.
-SPENCER: COP OUT.
-AND FOR FINISHERS, THE
BOAT'S MINE, NOT HIS.
-SO YOU'RE SAYIN'
YOU'RE CHICKENIN' OUT.
-NO I'M JUST SAYIN' I
CAN'T RACE YOU TODAY.
-YEAH. BET'S OFF, GENTLEMEN,
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
-WELL WHY DON'T
YOU RACE US THEN?
-BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO.
GOODBYE.
-YOU A LIFEGUARD TOO?
-YEAH, I AM.
-SO I GUESS BEIN' CHICKEN
JUST COMES WITH THE JOB.
-[BOTH LAUGH]
-TOLD YOU THEY
WERE REAL JERKS.
-COME ON, OLD MAN.
ONE LAST RACE BEFORE THEY
TURN YOU OUT TO PASTURE.
COME ON.
-YOU KNOW I THOUGHT I
WAS HAVIN' A CONVERSATION
WITH GROWNUPS.
MAYBE I SHOULD TALK
TO YOUR MOTHER.
-OOH.
-THIS IS YOUR BIG
CHANCE, POPS.
GO FOR IT.
-COME ON.
COME ON.
YOU READY?
-NEWMIE: I WAS BORN READY.
-BOTH: ONE, TWO THREE.
-NEWMIE: GUN IT, MITCH.
-[EXCITING MUSIC]
-WOAH, LET'S GO!
COME ON GO, BABY!
GO, GO!
-WE'RE GAINING, COME ON!
WE GOT 'EM, WE GOT 'EM!
-CONNER: GET READY
TO EAT DUST, BABY!
ALL RIGHT!
YEAH! YEAH!
-HEY, COME ON! LET'S GO!
-COME ON, WE'RE LOSIN' 'EM.
-[ENGINE BEEPING]
-THE BOAT, WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
-THE HOT WIRE
LEAD OVERHEATED!
-THERE'S NO CONTROL,
I CAN'T STEER IT!
-THROTTLE DOWN,
THROTTLE DOWN!
-COME ON, IT WON'T GO!
-FIRE MUST HAVE MELTED
DOWN THE CONTROL CABLES!
-NEWMAN: TURN
OFF THE ENGINE!
-NO CONTROL, IT
WON'T SHUT DOWN!
WE'RE GONNA CRASH!
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
-PROBLEM.
-MITCH: GET ME
CLOSE, NEWMIE!
-[THRILLING MUSIC]
-HELP! GET US OUT OF HERE!
HOT WIRE IT!
GREAT IDEA, MORON!
-MAN 1: GREAT JOB MAN!
-MAN 2: THAT WAS GREAT!
-MAN 3: CLOSE CALL!
-GOOD JOB!
-GREAT!
-I GOT 'EM.
-OW.
COME ON!
-[RELAXING MUSIC]
-SO WHAT DO YOU
THINK, SWEET PEA, HUH?
LITTLE PINK FOR THE TRIM
AND SOME GIRLY WALLPAPER.
I MEAN, I'M NOT THAT GOOD AT
PICKIN' OUT GIRLY STUFF BUT
HOPE YOU LIKE IT.
I MEAN, YOU BETTER LIKE IT.
YOU PAID FOR IT WITH
YOUR POKER WINNINGS.
BACK ME UP.
-HEY.
-HEY, WHAT'S WRONG?
-WELL.
THEY...
TOMMY...
I GOT FIRED.
-FROM THE BAR?
WHY?
-I DUNNO, I SOLD
A LOT OF DRINKS BUT
I BROKE A LOT OF GLASSES.
-[MITCH LAUGHS]
-TOMMY JUST THOUGHT I WAS
TOO EXPENSIVE TO KEEP.
-I'M SORRY.
-I LOST MY JOB, I
LOST MY APARTMENT.
I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY.
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
-WELL YOU COULD
HELP ME WITH THIS.
-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
-WELL, ACTUALLY
I AM WALLPAPERING
AND PAINTING THE
GUEST BEDROOM.
PINK, HUH?
NICE COLOR FOR A LITTLE
GIRL AND HER MOM.
-YOU MEAN...
-YOU AND ASHLEY ARE MOVIN' IN.
-OH, MITCH, I CAN'T
LET YOU DO THIS.
-WELL, IT'S NOT UP TO YOU.
IT'S UP TO ASHLEY, AND
SHE SAYS IT'S OKAY.
YOU SEE, IT'S KIND
OF A POKER DEBT.
SHE KICKED MY BUTT.
-SHE DID?
-SHE DID.
-COME HERE SWEETIE,
COME HERE.
HEY, THERE.
-HEY, HEY, HEY.
-DID YOU WIN A POKER BET?
YEAH.
-IF YOU'D LIKE, I HAVE
LOTS OF EXPERIENCE.
-OKAY.
THERE YA GO.
-OKAY.
YEAH.
SHH SHH SHH SHH.
YEAH, THAT'S A GIRL.
YOU SEE, IT'S A...
JUST TAKES A LITTLE
BIT OF EXPERIENCE
IT'S IN THE HIPS.
IT'S IN THE HIPS.
-IN THE HIPS.
-[END THEME PLAYING]