Baywatch (1989–2001): Season 8, Episode 13 - Countdown - full transcript

After Mitch saves a young girl on the beach from a live grenade, he and Cody investigate a sunken ship containing a cache of smuggled weapons where Cody is trapped in the hull of the ship 75 feet on the ocean floor after he and Mitch are taken hostage by a pair of arms smugglers looking to retrieve their arms shipment. Meanwhile, Neely and her baby daughter, Ashley, are staying with Mitch at his house while she attempts to get back on her feet financially, and her living arrangements quickly drive Mitch crazy.

-[THEME MUSIC PLAYS]

-♪ SOME PEOPLE STAND
IN THE DARKNESS ♪

♪ AFRAID TO STEP
INTO THE LIGHT ♪

♪ SOME PEOPLE NEED
TO HELP SOMEBODY ♪

♪ WHEN THE EDGE OF
SURRENDER'S IN SIGHT ♪

♪ DON'T YOU WORRY ♪

♪ IT'S GONNA
BE ALL RIGHT ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS READY

♪ I WON'T LET YOU
OUT OF MY SIGHT ♪

♪ I'LL BE READY

♪ I'LL BE READY



♪ WHENEVER YOU FEAR

♪ OH DON'T YOU FEAR

♪ I'LL BE READY

♪ FOREVER AND ALWAYS

♪ I'M ALWAYS HERE

♪ 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS READY

♪ I WON'T LET YOU
OUT OF MY SIGHT ♪

♪ OH

♪ I'LL BE READY

♪ I'LL BE READY

♪ WHENEVER YOU FEAR

♪ OH DON'T YOU FEAR

♪ I'LL BE READY

♪ FOREVER AND ALWAYS



♪ I'M ALWAYS HERE

-[SERENE MUSIC]

-[SIGHING]

HI!

-HI.
-WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

-BRIDGET.

-BRIDGET, THAT'S
A PRETTY NAME.

YOU LOST?

-NO.

MY MOM'S OVER THERE.

IS IT OK IF I
PLAY HERE?

-SURE.

JUST UH, STAY ON THIS
SIDE OF THE RAMP, OK?

-OK.
-MITCH: HAVE A NICE DAY.

-I WILL.

-OK.

[LAUGHING]

IT'S GOTTA BE A TOY.

-[OMINOUS MUSIC]

-[GROANING]

-HOLY!

HEADQUARTERS,
THIS IS MADISON.

THERE'S BEEN AN
EXPLOSION IN THE WATER

OFF OF TOWER 15.

POSSIBLE INJURIES,
REQUEST BACKUP.

-IT'S OK, HONEY,
IT'S JUST,

JUST A BIG
NOISE, IT'S OK.

HERE'S YOUR MOMMY,
YOU'LL BE ALL RIGHT.

-THANKS!

IT'S OK...

-DON'T MOVE!

JUST HAND THAT TO ME, SON.

-WHAT HAPPENED?

-LIVE GRENADES ON
THE BEACH, THE UH,

THE LITTLE GIRL JUST PULLED
THE PIN ON ONE OF 'EM.

-HAND GRENADES?
-MITCH: YEAH, YEAH.

-WHERE'D THEY COME FROM?

-I DON'T KNOW BUT WE SURE
AS HELL ARE GONNA FIND OUT.

HEY, CHRIS, CALL
HEADQUARTERS.

GET EVERY AVAILABLE
LIFEGUARD DOWN HERE.

SHERRI, TAPE OFF THE AREA.

-SHERRI: RIGHT AWAY.

-[SIRENS BLARING]

-DO ME A FAVOR, HUH?

DO A CLEAN SWEEP OF THE
BEACH AND THE WATER.

DON'T LET ANYBODY NEAR
THIS THING, ALL RIGHT?

-YOU GOT IT.

ALL RIGHT EVERYBODY,
GET BACK! GET BACK!

IT'S A LIVE
GRENADE! GET BACK!

GIVE US SOME ROOM!

-MITCH: APRIL.

PUT YOUR DIVE GEAR
ON, WOULD YA?

CHECK OUT IN THE WATER

AND SEE IF YOU COULD
FIND ANY MORE OF THESE.

-ALL RIGHT EVERYBODY,
GET BACK!

GET OUT OF THE WAY!

COME ON, STEP BACK,
LADIES, LET'S GO!

IT'S A LIVE GRENADE!

-HEY, BRIDGET! YOU OK?

LISTEN, YOU DIDN'T DO
ANYTHING WRONG, HONEY,

BUT I NEED
YOU TO TELL ME,

WHERE DID YOU
FIND THE GRENADE?

-OVER THERE.

-OVER THERE, OK, THANKS!

-OFFICER: EXCUSE ME,
SIR, I'M GONNA NEED YOU

TO OPEN THAT BAG FOR ME.

-WHY?

-OFFICER: I JUST NEED
TO CHECK WHAT'S INSIDE.

-OVER HERE!

I FOUND 'EM!

-WOW!

U.S. MARINE ARMORY.

-HOW DO YOU THINK
THEY GOT HERE?

-BEATS ME.

HOW MANY ARE THERE?

-AH, 22.

-THAT'S TWO
MISSING, THAT'S UH,

ONE EXPLODED AND
ONE IN THE SAND.

LOOKS LIKE THIS CASE
IS ACCOUNTED FOR.

-WHAT IF THIS
ISN'T THE ONLY CASE?

-YEAH.

BOMB SQUAD'LL
BE HERE SOON.

NOBODY GETS NEAR
THIS THING, HUH?

NOBODY.

-YOU GOT IT.

-ASHLEY!

ASHLEY!

ASHLEY!

-[EXPLOSIVE BOOMING]

-HEY, HA HA.

GOOD MORNING, SWEET PEA.

HOW YOU DOIN', HUH?

OH!
-[GASPING]

OH I THOUGHT
YOU'D ALREADY GONE.

-UH NO, I WAS UP
MOST OF THE NIGHT

WITH A NIGHTMARE.

I SLEPT IN.

I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU
IN THE MORNING.

-[BOTH LAUGH]

-WHAT'S THAT?

-OH, UH, UH COTTON BALLS.

MY NAILS ARE STILL WET.

-OH, COOL.

AND YOUR UH...

-LEGS?

YEAH, UH, NAIR.

I, I DON'T LIKE TO SHAVE.

OH MY GOD, THIS IS
SO EMBARRASSING.

-NO, NO, IT'S NOT,
IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW,

IT'S JUST NEW.

-NEELY: MMM. MM-HMM.

-WHERE ARE THE
COFFEE CUPS?

-OH UH, THEY'RE
ON THE LEFT SIDE.

I, I MOVED THEM.

THE PLATES AND SAUCERS
ARE ON THE RIGHT SIDE.

IT'S JUST THE WAY
I'VE ALWAYS DONE IT,

I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND.

-NO, NO, I DON'T MIND,

IT'S JUST YOU KNOW,
GONNA TAKE A LITTLE WHILE

GETTING USED TO, THAT'S ALL.
-YEAH.

SO, UH, WHAT WAS
YOUR NIGHTMARE ABOUT?

-UM...

THOSE HAND GRENADES
ON THE BEACH.

PEOPLE WERE GETTING
KILLED AND UH...

ASHLEY WAS IN IT, BUT
ASHLEY WAS REALLY BRIDGET.

IT WAS WEIRD.

-HUH.

-IS THIS?

WHAT IS THIS?

-COFFEE.

-IT'S, IT'S DIFFERENT.

-DECAF.

UH, I JUST, I GOT USED TO IT
WHEN I WAS PREGNANT. [LAUGHING]

-[LAUGHING] YEAH.

I NEED CAFFEINE.

OH! WHOA!

UH, WHOA?

UM...

-[GASPING] OH GOD!

OH, SORRY ABOUT THAT,
THEY'RE JUST UH,

JUST TOO DELICATE
FOR THE WASHER,

I, I THOUGHT YOU
WERE GONE OR I...

-NO, IT'S ALL RIGHT.

I'M JUST GONNA HAVE
A LITTLE CEREAL.

WHERE'S THE CEREAL?

-UH, NEXT ONE
TO THE RIGHT.

-OK.

[SIGHING]

AND THE MILK WOULD BE?

-GONE.

-GONE!

-YEAH, THERE WAS JUST
A LITTLE BIT LEFT AND...

-GONE!
-ASHLEY...

YEAH.

-NO PROBLEM, I'LL
JUST UH, YOU KNOW...

GO TO THE GROCERY STORE.

WE NEED MILK,
COFFEE, REAL COFFEE.

IS THIS YOUR HANDWRITING?

"FEET CODY?"

-YEAH, THAT'S UH,
-"APPLE?"

-NO, THAT'S "MEET
CODY AT THE POOL."

-MEET, OH YOU TOOK THE
MESSAGE, MEET CODY AT THE POOL.

-YEAH.
-UH, BOO.

-NO, THAT'S NOT BOO,
THAT'S EIGHT O'CLOCK.

EIGHT ZERO ZERO.

-MEET CODY AT THE
POOL AT EIGHT O'CLOCK,

IT'S EIGHT THIRTY!

I'M LATE FOR MY CLASS!

-NEELY: MITCH,
I, I'M SORRY, I...

-YOU SEE MY
BLUE SWEATER?

IT WAS RIGHT HERE!

-UH...

[CLEARING THROAT]

UH...

I, YOU KNOW, I PUT IT IN
THE DRYER AND IT, IT SHRUNK.

TOO HOT.

-IT'S A NICE
COLOR FOR ASHLEY.

-YEAH.

SHE'LL LOOK GREAT.

OH.

HEY THERE, SWEETHEART.

-[POP MUSIC]

♪ WE'VE BEEN WAITING
♪ ALL YEAR TO CELEBRATE

♪ NOW'S THE TIME DON'T HESITATE
♪ JUMP IN THE WATER

♪ WE'RE SOAKING UP THE SUN

♪ ALL MY FRIENDS AND
♪ FAMILY'S HERE WITH ME

♪ NO PLACE THAT I WOULD RATHER BE
♪ WHEN WE'RE TOGETHER

♪ ITS BOUND TO BE SOME FUN

♪ I WANNA FEEL THE SAND IN MY FEET

♪ I WANNA FEEL THAT TROPICAL BREEZE

♪ CATCH ALL THE WAVES OF THE OCEAN

-♪ I'M TAKING IN THE SCENE

♪ ARE YOU READY CAN YOU HANDLE THE HEAT?

♪ I THINK I'M GUNNA MOVE TO THE BEACH

♪ THERE'S NO WAY THAT
♪ I COULD EVER LET THIS END

♪ EVERYONE'S FEELING ALRIGHT

♪ LIVING IN A PARADISE

♪ IN THE SUMMER OF FOREVER

♪ IT'S THE SUMMER OF FOREVER

♪ WE'RE HAVING THE TIME OF OUR LIVES

♪ UNDERNEATH THE BRIGHT BLUE SKY

♪ IN THE SUMMER OF FOREVER
♪ IT'S THE SUMMER OF FOREVER

♪ WE'VE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR
♪ TO LET IT OUT

♪ NOW IS THE TIME TO SCREAM AND SHOUT

♪ LET'S GET CRAZY
♪ WE'RE YOUNG WILD AND FREE

♪ LET DOWN YOUR HAIR AND KICK IT BACK ♪

♪ PULL DOWN YOUR SHADES AND RELAX

♪ AIN'T THIS HEAVEN
♪ HERE UNDER THE TREES

♪ I WANNA FEEL THE SAND IN MY FEET

♪ I WANNA FEEL THAT TROPICAL BREEZE

♪ THERE'S NO WAY THAT I COULD
♪ EVER LET THIS END

♪ EVERYONE'S FEELING ALRIGHT
♪ LIVING IN A PARADISE

♪ IN THE SUMMER OF FOREVER
♪ IT'S THE SUMMER OF FOREVER

♪ WE'RE HAVING THE TIME OF OUR LIVES

-MITCH: OK, THAT'S GOOD!

COME ON IN, COME ON IN,

NOW REMEMBER.

YOU PLAN YOUR DIVE,
YOU DIVE YOUR PLAN.

YOU NEVER STRAY
FROM IT, RIGHT?

-ALWAYS KEEP AN EYE ON
YOUR AIR PRESSURE MONITOR,

AND KNOW HOW MUCH
BOTTOM TIME YOU HAVE.

-YOUR BOTTOM TIME WILL
DEPEND ON THE ATMOSPHERE.

IN THE OCEAN, EVERY 33
FEET IS AN ATMOSPHERE.

-DECOMPRESSING TOO QUICKLY
CAN GIVE YOU THE BENDS,

OR EVEN CAUSE YOUR
LUNGS TO BURST.

SO WHEN YOU FREE DIVE LIKE
THE KIDS WERE JUST DOING,

NEVER GO TOO DEEP.

-YEAH.

FREE ASCENDING AT GREAT DEPTH
CAN BE REALLY DANGEROUS.

-THAT'S IT FOR
TODAY, GOOD JOB.

REMEMBER, NEXT WEEK, YOUR
FIRST BEACH ENTRY DIVE, HUH?

SEE YA!
-CODY: ALL RIGHT, GOOD JOB!

-YOU GUYS, I'LL SEE YA.

-GIRL: OK, SEE YA!

-YOU KNOW, I WAS UH,

THINKING ABOUT THOSE GRENADES
ON THE BEACH YESTERDAY.

-YEAH, ME TOO.

-WHAT IF THE BOAT
THEY WERE ON SUNK.

WOULDN'T THAT ACCOUNT FOR THE
CRATE WASHING UP LIKE IT DID?

-MAYBE.

WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THE SCARAB
OUT, CHECK OUT THE WATER?

IF YOU FIND SOMETHING,
I'LL DIVE IT WITH YOU.

-YEAH, IF I FIND SOMETHING
CLOSE TO THE SURFACE

I CAN ALWAYS FREE DIVE IT.

-NO, THAT'S TOO DANGEROUS.

BESIDES, YOU'RE NOT
IN SHAPE FOR THAT.

-WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?

I COULD STAY UNDER A
GOOD THREE MINUTES.

-[LAUGHING] I SNEEZE THAT.

-MITCH, UH, NO
OFFENSE, BUT

I COULD STAY UNDER
LONGER THAN YOU

ANY DAY OF THE WEEK.

-REALLY?

-REALLY.

-[TENSE MUSIC]

-[BOTH PANTING]

-OH!

I'M GLAD YOU
DECIDED TO GIVE UP.

-WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

I DIDN'T GIVE UP!

YOU DID!

-NO, IT WAS QUITE
OBVIOUS TO ME

THAT YOU WERE
STARTING TO GIVE UP.

BELIEVE ME, I COULD'VE STAYED
DOWN THERE MUCH LONGER.

-YOU ARE
CLEARLY MISTAKEN.

[PANTING]

-I THOUGHT ALL THE
KIDS HAD GONE HOME.

-[ALL LAUGHING]

-OH!

HEY!

-HI!

UH, YOU STILL MAD AT ME?

-SIT DOWN.

LOOK, I AM NOT
MAD AT YOU.

-YOU KNOW, I'M UH,
I'M REALLY SORRY.

I SHOULD BE
MORE CONSIDERATE.

I, I REALLY THOUGHT
I WAS TRYING TO HELP.

-NO, YOU WERE
TRYING TO HELP.

LOOK, THE WHOLE
THING WAS MY FAULT.

I WAS TIRED,
I OVERREACTED.

-MITCH, YOU HAVE DONE SO
MUCH FOR ASHLEY AND ME.

I DON'T KNOW
WHERE WE'D BE

IF YOU HADN'T
BEEN THERE FOR US.

BUT WE'RE CUTTING
INTO YOUR LIFESTYLE

AND WE DON'T WANT TO
OVERSTAY OUR WELCOME.

-IT TAKES TIME FOR
TWO PEOPLE TO ADJUST

TO LIVING WITH
EACH OTHER.

-I'M GONNA START
LOOKING FOR A PLACE.

I THINK I HAVE ENOUGH
MONEY SAVED FOR A DEPOSIT,

AND, AND I'VE ALSO
DECIDED THAT IT'S UH,

IT'S TIME TO START
LOOKING FOR PETER.

HE IS ASHLEY'S FATHER AND
HE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT HER.

I THINK IT'S TIME
THAT WE SHOULD GO.

-CODY: WHAT'S UP, MITCH?

-ANY LUCK OUT
THERE TODAY?

-NO, I'M GOING BACK
OUT IN A LITTLE WHILE.

HOW ABOUT YOU?

-YEAH, YEAH, I
MADE A FEW CALLS,

I PULLED A FEW STRINGS
WITH THE NAVY SEALS.

IT TURNS OUT THE GRENADES
DID NOT FALL OFF A SHIP.

THEY WERE STOLEN FROM A
MILITARY BASE IN SAN DIEGO.

LOOKS LIKE WE GOT A BOATLOAD
OF STOLEN MILITARY EXPLOSIVES

SOMEWHERE OUT THERE.

-WON'T THE GOVERNMENT
DO SOMETHING?

-WELL, THEY ARE,
EVERYTHING THEY CAN.

SO ARE WE, SO IS THE
COAST GUARD, BUT...

FINDING SOMETHING
OUT THERE

IS PRETTY TOUGH WHEN YOU
DON'T KNOW WHERE TO LOOK.

-IT'S SCARY, MAN.

HOPE MORE OF THOSE
GRENADES WASH ASHORE.

-HEY, APRIL.

THANKS FOR THE COMPANY.

SEARCHING FOR AN APARTMENT

IS NOT MY IDEA OF
A FUN AFTERNOON.

-WELL, IT WAS FUN HANGING
OUT WITH YOU AND ASHLEY.

-I JUST HOPE I CAN
FIND SOMETHING DECENT

THAT I CAN AFFORD.

-SOMETHING'LL COME UP.

NEELY, FOR WHAT
IT'S WORTH,

I REALLY HOPE THAT
YOU FIND PETER.

I MEAN, I WAS ALWAYS REALLY
CLOSE WITH MY FATHER,

AND I THINK THAT EVERY
GIRL SHOULD HAVE A FATHER.

IT'S IMPORTANT.

-YOU'RE RIGHT.

I KNOW.

I CAN'T IMAGINE MY
LIFE WITHOUT MY FATHER.

AND HOW MUCH
HE TAUGHT ME

AND HOW IMPORTANT
HE WAS TO ME.

I WANT ASHLEY TO HAVE
SOMEONE LIKE THAT IN,

IN HER LIFE.

-[RELAXING MUSIC]

-♪ I DREAM OF YOU

♪ RUNNING THROUGH
♪ THIS LIFE WILD AND FREE

♪ AND I SEE

♪ YOU DANCING THROUGH
♪ THE HARD TIMES GRACEFULLY

♪ AND I BELIEVE THE LIGHT
♪ YOU HOLD INSIDE

♪ WILL LET YOU KNOW
YOU ARE LOVED ENDLESSLY ♪

♪ A FATHERS LOVE

♪ I KNOW THAT'S WHAT YOU NEED

-♪ A FATHERS LOVE

♪ RUNS WIDER THAN THE SEA

♪ FATHERS LOVE

♪ IS WHAT HOLDS THE KEY

♪ I FEEL IT IN MY SOUL FOR YOU ME

♪ WE'LL FIND THAT MISSING PIECE

♪ OHHHHH OHHHHH

♪ OHHHHH OHHHHH

♪ I HOPE LAUGHTER FILLS YOUR LUNGS ♪
♪ AND MAKES YOU SMILE

♪ I KNOW THAT HAND IN HAND
♪ HE'LL WALK YOU DOWN THE ISLE

♪ WHERE EVER YOU GO

♪ JOY WILL FILL YOUR HEART LIKE A CHILD

♪ THAT KNOWS THAT YOU
♪ ARE CARED AND LOVELY

♪ A FATHERS LOVE

♪ I KNOW THAT'S WHAT YOU NEED

♪ A FATHERS LOVE

♪ RUNS WIDER THAN THE SEA

♪ A FATHERS LOVE

♪ IS WHAT HOLDS THE KEY

♪ I FEEL IT IN MY SOUL FOR YOU ME

♪ WE'LL FIND THAT MISSING PIECE

♪ OHHHHH OHHHHH

♪ OHHHHH OHHHHH

♪ OHHHHH OHHHHH

♪ OHHHHH OHHHHH

♪ WE'LL FIND THAT MISSING PIECE

-HEY MITCH!

-YEAH, WHAT'S UP?

-HEY, I THINK I
FOUND SOMETHING.

SOMETHING BIG.

COULD BE A BOAT.

I CHECKED WITH
THE COAST GUARD.

NO ONE'S REPORTED A BOAT
MISSING OR GOING DOWN.

-YEAH WELL, IF YOU HAD A BOAT
FULL OF STOLEN EXPLOSIVES,

WOULD YOU
REPORT IT MISSING?

-EXACTLY.

YOU WANNA DIVE IT?

-YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.

-AH, LET'S DO IT!

WE'RE GETTIN' CLOSE!

SO UH, APRIL TOLD ME
NEELY'S MOVING OUT.

-YEAH, SHE'S
THINKING ABOUT IT.

-YEAH, SHE WENT OUT LOOKING
FOR A PLACE WITH APRIL.

-REALLY?

WELL, I GUESS THAT'S
HOW IT STARTS.

-BET YOU'LL BE GLAD TO HAVE
SOME PEACE AND QUIET, HUH?

-YEAH.

IT WASN'T THAT BAD,
JUST DIFFERENT.

-ASHLEY'S SWEET,

BUT I CAN'T IMAGINE
HAVING A CRYING BABY

AROUND ALL THE TIME.

-WELL, SHE DOESN'T
CRY THAT MUCH.

ONLY WHEN SHE'S
SCARED OR HUNGRY.

I MEAN, IT'S HER JOB,
SHE'S ONLY A LITTLE BABY.

-AH WELL, STILL.

BE NICE TO GET
YOUR PRIVACY BACK.

WHEN HOBIE MOVES
OUT FOR COLLEGE,

JUST THINK OF WHAT
IT'LL BE LIKE.

-YUP.

ME AND AN EMPTY HOUSE.

-[BEEPING]

-OUR MARK.

BINGO.

-BINGO.

I HATE THAT
EXPRESSION, "BINGO."

-I'LL GET THE ANCHOR?

-MITCH: I'LL GET THE GEAR!

-[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]

THIS BOAT MUST'VE
JUST GONE DOWN.

AIR POCKET THIS SIZE.

-THIS IS AN ACCIDENT
WAITING TO HAPPEN.

-YEAH.

LET'S CHECK IT OUT.

AND GET THE HELL
OUT OF HERE, HUH?

-I'M WITH YOU.

-WHOO!

-HEY MITCH.

-MITCH: FIND SOMETHING?

-CHECK THIS OUT.

WHAT DO YOU THINK
ARE IN THESE?

-I DON'T EVEN WANT
TO THINK ABOUT IT.

[GRUNTING]

-BINGO.

-DON'T SAY IT,
DON'T SAY THAT.

-YAHTZEE?
-YEAH.

-THERE'S SOME SERIOUS
STUFF HERE, MAN.

-LISTEN, WHOEVER PUT
THIS STUFF IN HERE

IS GONNA BE BACK FOR IT.

LET'S GET THE
HELL OUT OF HERE

AND CALL THE COAST GUARD.

-YEAH, YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.

[SCREAMING]

MITCH, SOMETHING'S
GOT MY LEG!

[PANTING]

-YOU OK?

-YEAH, WHAT THE
HELL WAS THAT?

-IT WAS A CABLE.

[LAUGHING]

-COME ON, LET'S BAIL.

-HOLD IT RIGHT
THERE, BOYS.

NOW LET'S DROP
THEM THINGS.

RIGHT NOW!

-ALL RIGHT, DO
WHAT HE SAYS.

-[GRUNTING]

[SHOUTING]

-NICE TRY, PALLIE.

YOU BOYS PICKED A
HELL OF A BAD DAY

TO GO FOR A SWIM.

-[GRUNTING]
-THERE.

THAT'S NOT TOO TIGHT
FOR YA, IS IT, THERE?

PRETTY BOY?

-ALL RIGHT, LET'S
GET THIS ORDER

AND JUST GET
OUTTA HERE, MAN.

WE'RE RUNNING
BEHIND SCHEDULE.

-ALL RIGHT.

-YOU'RE STEALING U.S.
MARINE PROPERTY, BOYS.

-WE ARE NOT!

WE PAID FOR THIS!

NOW WE'RE JUST
REAPING WHAT WE SOWED.

-TAXPAYERS BOUGHT IT!

-WE ARE TAXPAYERS!

-YEAH, RIGHT.

[GRUNTING]

-SHH!

[LAUGHING]

-HEY LOOK.

NO DAMN GOVERNMENT EVER ASKED
ME HOW I WANTED TO LIVE,

WHAT I WANTED TO DO.

WHAT THE HELL AM
I PAYING FOR FOOD

OVER IN AFRICA FOR?

I GOT FUZZY LITTLE FOREIGNERS
RUNNING THROUGH MY COUNTRY,

STEALING MY JOB.

I RISKED MY LIFE
FOR THIS COUNTRY.

WHAT'D THEY
EVER DO FOR ME?

NOTHIN'!

TURN THEIR BACK ON ME,

PUT ME ON THE STREET
WHEN I NEEDED IT MOST.

-WHAT ARE YOU
GONNA DO?

START YOUR OWN
PRIVATE WAR?

-HEY, TIMES ARE
CHANGIN', BIG MAN.

THINGS IN THIS COUNTRY
GOT WAY OUT OF LINE.

SOMEBODY'S GOTTA
PUT A STOP TO IT.

-WHAT ABOUT US?

-WELL, WRONG
PLACE, WRONG TIME.

YOU KNOW HOW
THE SAYIN' GOES.

IT DOES HAPPEN.

[SHOUTING]

-YOU JUST GONNA
LEAVE US HERE TO DIE?

-I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

LET ME CHECK
WITH THE PRESIDENT.

SEE WHAT HE
HAS TO SAY ABOUT IT.

-YEAH, YEAH.

WE'LL UH, WE'LL
GET BACK TO YOU.

[LAUGHING]

-[GRUNTING]

[GRUNTING]

-THESE GUYS ARE NUTS.

-BINGO.

WE GOTTA FIND A
WAY OUTTA HERE.

BEFORE THEY COME BACK.

[GRUNTING]

MAYBE WE CAN MOVE THIS BAR
OUT OF THIS THING, HUH?

-ALL RIGHT.

-ON THREE, RIGHT?

ONE, TWO, THREE.

[GRUNTING]

ONE, TWO, THREE.

[GRUNTING]

ONE, TWO, THREE.

[GRUNTING]

-WE'RE OFF, WE'RE OFF.

[PANTING]

MITCH, AIR BUBBLES,
HERE THEY COME.

-PUT THE THING BACK IN.

-ALL RIGHT.

[PANTING]

-BAD NEWS BOYS.

WE JUST TALKED
TO THE PRESIDENT

AND HE SAID WE CAN
LEAVE YOU HERE TO DIE.

-YEAH.

-YUP.

I CAN JUST SEE TOMORROW'S
HEADLINES, YEAH, MAN?

LIFEGUARDS DROWN
IN BOAT EXPLOSION.

[LAUGHING]

GOTTA BE A PARADOX,
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

-OK, BOYS.

YOU GOT FIVE MINUTES.

JUST MAKE SURE IT'S
QUALITY TIME, OK?

-[GRUNTING]

-YOU WANTED THIS, PALLIE!

[GRUNTING]

-[GROANING]

[GRUNTING]

-LET'S GET OUTTA
HERE, MAN!

-WHAT ABOUT THE
ORDER [MUMBLES]?

-FORGET ABOUT IT, WE
GOT ENOUGH, LET'S GO!

-[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

-MITCH!

MITCH!

I'M STUCK, HELP!

[SHOUTING]

HEY!

[GRUNTING]

[GROANING]

MITCH!

HELP!

MITCH!

-[GRUNTING]

-COME ON, LET'S
GET OUTTA HERE!

-BAYWATCH, THIS IS
BUCHANNON IN SCARAB ONE.

I'M ONE MILE DUE WEST
OF LATIGO CANYON.

WE HAVE AN
EMERGENCY SITUATION.

TWO MEN, ARMED
AND DANGEROUS,

IN A 23 FOOT SEA CAT,

A WHITE SEA CAT HEADING
NORTH BY NORTHEAST.

THE BOAT IS
FULL OF EXPLOSIVES.

NOTIFY THE COAST GUARD.

CODY IS TRAPPED
DOWN BELOW,

THERE'S A BOMB READY
TO GO OFF ANY SECOND.

I'M ON IT!

-[EXCITING MUSIC]

-MITCH, THANK GOD!

-YOU OK?

-YEAH, THE BOMB,
THE BOMB!

-ALL RIGHT.

-[GRUNTING]

-ALL RIGHT, LISTEN TO ME!

WE'RE GONNA GET THE
HELL OUT OF HERE!

YOU TAKE THIS SPARE AIR.

THERE'S ONE CAN LEFT,
YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT!

-WHAT? NO!

-YOU TAKE IT!
-I DON'T NEED IT!

-YOU NEED IT!
NOW LISTEN TO ME!

YOU'RE HURT!

YOU CAN'T MAKE IT!

YOU TAKE THIS AIR!

-WE'RE AT 75 FEET!

-AT LEAST.

-CAN YOU MAKE IT?

-YOU JUST HANG
ONTO ME, HUH?

-[PANTING]

-I'VE NEVER TASTED
ANYTHING SO GOOD!

-CODY: I COULD HAVE
STAYED DOWN LONGER.

-MITCH: YOU'RE A LIAR!

-BINGO!

AH, MAN!

-[SIRENS BLARING]

-[UPBEAT MUSIC]

-HEY YOU!
-HEY, MAN!

-COAST GUARD CAUGHT THOSE
TWO JERKS WITHIN AN HOUR,

AND THEY SPILLED
THEIR GUTS.

-SO MUCH FOR THE
TOUGH GUYS, "HEY PALLIE?"

-YEAH, YEAH, IT TURNS
OUT THEY'RE A PART

OF SOME MILITIA GROUP
IN NORTHERN OREGON.

TOOK THE WHOLE GROUP
IN FOR QUESTIONING.

-THAT'S A RELIEF.

HEY MAN, THANKS.

IT GOT PRETTY
INTENSE DOWN THERE.

-AH, FORGET IT.

I TOLD YOU I COULD HOLD
MY BREATH LONGER THAN YOU.

-[BOTH LAUGHING]

-REMATCH IN THE
POOL TOMORROW!

-I'M THERE! I'M THERE!

-CODY: SEE YA.

-HEY!

MITCH!

-HEY!
-DOING ANYTHING FOR LUNCH?

-WHY? IS THAT
AN INVITATION?

I BROUGHT A SANDWICH.

-NO, I JUST THOUGHT YOU'D
BE GOING HOME FOR LUNCH.

-NOW WHY WOULD
I BE DOING THAT?

-WELL, NEELY'S THERE.

TRUST ME, YOU NEED TO GO
HOME AS SOON AS YOU CAN.

-SOMETHING WRONG?
-NO.

-ASHLEY?

-NO. MITCH.

JUST GO HOME FOR LUNCH.

-WERE YOU EVEN
GOING TO SAY GOODBYE?

-YEAH, YEAH I WAS.

-YOU FOUND PETER, HUH?

-NO.

NOT YET.

-WHY ARE YOU GOING?

-WELL, I, I THINK I
FOUND AN APARTMENT.

THEY'RE ACTUALLY
GONNA BE CALLING.

I TOLD YOU I WAS GOING.

-YEAH, BUT YOU
DON'T HAVE TO.

-MITCH, ASHLEY AND I
HAVE IMPOSED FOR TOO LONG.

WE'RE ALL PACKED UP,

AND I PUT YOUR DISHES
BACK WHERE YOU HAD THEM.

I BOUGHT YOU A POUND
OF REAL COFFEE.

-NEELY, LOOK.

I UH, I'VE BEEN THINKING.

I REALLY LIKE HAVING
YOU AND ASHLEY HERE,

AND I KNOW ASHLEY
LIKES IT HERE,

DON'T YOU, ASHLEY?

SEE?

AND, AND, I COULD GET USED
TO LEFT HANDED CUPBOARDS,

AND I COULD LEARN TO
READ YOUR WRITING,

AND, AND YOU
KNOW THAT SWEATER?

I HATED THAT BLUE SWEATER!

I HATED IT!

-YOU DID?

-I HATED IT!

-[PHONE RINGING]

-HELLO?

-MAN ON PHONE: YEAH,
MISS CAPSHAW, PLEASE.

-YEAH... UH...

MAN ON PHONE: THE
PLACE IS READY--

-MITCH: YEAH,
SHE'S RIGHT HERE.

-IT'S THE APARTMENT
MANAGER. HE, UH,

HE WANTS TO KNOW IF
YOU STILL WANT THE APARTMENT.

-DO I WANT IT?

-MAN ON PHONE: HELLO?

-WHAT AM I GOING TO
DO WITH A PINK BEDROOM?

-MAN ON PHONE:
HELLO? ARE YOU THERE?

-[CLEARS THROAT]

-HI, MR. OVERSTREET.

-MAN ON PHONE:
MISS CAPSHAW. YES.

-YEAH, THANK YOU
VERY MUCH, BUT UH,

I THINK I'M GONNA
PASS ON THAT APARTMENT.

-MAN ON PHONE:
ARE YOU SERIOUS?

-I'M PRETTY HAPPY
WHERE I AM RIGHT NOW.

-MAN ON PHONE:
ALL RIGHT, THEN.

-THANK YOU.

-MAN ON PHONE:
NO, THANK YOU.

-GREAT!

LET'S UNPACK.

-OK.

-[UPBEAT MUSIC]

-[END THEME PLAYS]