Baywatch (1989–2001): Season 7, Episode 4 - Windswept - full transcript
Mitch is the main attraction at the Baywatch Lifeguard Bachelor Auction and is "bought" for $5,000 by a wealthy socialite, named Alicia Hancock, who's eager to put him to her very satisfaction. But Mitch ends up stranded on a desert island with the snobbish Alicia in which both of them get on each others nerves fast. Meanwhile, Cody joins a roller-blade hockey team to satisfy his yen for power while Caroline and Stephanie enjoy watching his performance on the court.
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
♪ SOME PEOPLE STAND
IN THE DARKNESS ♪
♪ AFRAID TO STEP
INTO THE LIGHT ♪
♪ SOME PEOPLE NEED
♪ TO HELP SOMEBODY
♪ WHEN THE EDGE OF
SURRENDER'S IN SIGHT ♪
♪ DON'T YOU WORRY
♪ IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT
♪ 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS READY
♪ I WON'T LET YOU
OUT OF MY SIGHT ♪
♪ I'LL BE READY
♪ I'LL BE READY
♪ WHENEVER YOU FEAR
♪ NO, DON'T YOU FEAR
♪ I'LL BE READY
♪ FOREVER AND ALWAYS
♪ I'M ALWAYS HERE
♪ 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS READY
♪ I WON'T LET YOU
OUT OF MY SIGHT ♪
♪ OH
♪ I'LL BE READY
♪ I'LL BE READY
♪ WHENEVER YOU FEAR ♪
♪ NO, DON'T YOU FEAR
♪ I'LL BE READY
♪ FOREVER AND ALWAYS
♪ I'M ALWAYS HERE
[CLAPPING AND SHOUTING]
[ROCK INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
♪ WE'RE PLAYING UNDER THE SUN
ON A FRIDAY ♪
♪ AND MY WORDS AREN'T COMING OUT RIGHT
♪ I'VE BEEN UNDER THE GUN
SINCE LAST NIGHT♪
♪ BUT I THINK I CAN SEE THE LIGHT
♪ THEY'RE NEVER CATCH ME
♪ LOVE TO SEE THEM TRY
♪ NO THEY'RE NEVER GONNA CATCH ME
♪ WE'RE GONNA GET SO HIGH ♪
♪ NO THEY'RE NEVER GONNA CATCH ME
-OK, GIRLS, WE HAVE $300.
DO I HEAR $350?
WHO'LL BID $350?
-$350!
-$350, DO I GET FOUR?
WHO'LL BID $400? $400?
$400?
GIRLS? LOOK AT THIS MAN.
THIS IS A MAN OF STEEL.
HE IS A BARGAIN FOR
ANYTHING LESS THAN $1,000.
-$400!
-$400! WE'VE GOT $400.
WHO'LL BID FOUR-FIFTY? $450.
-FOUR-FIFTY!
-SAMANTHA: $450,
DO I HEAR FIVE?
WHO WILL BID $500?
$500, LADIES.
WHO'LL GIVE ME $500?
COME ON, SOMEONE GIVE ME $500.
AND I'VE GOT $500.
DO I HEAR FIVE-FIFTY?
WHO'LL GIVE ME $550?
LADIES, CHECK OUT THESE ABS.
HAVE WE NOTICED THESE ARMS?
-FIVE-FIFTY!
-$550, DO I HEAR SIX?
WHO'LL GIVE ME $600?
$600 FROM THE LADY IN RED.
DO I GET $650?
$600 GOING ONCE,
$600 GOING TWICE,
SOLD, FOR $600.
COME ON UP AND GET
YOUR LIFEGUARD.
[CLAPPING]
-WELL, HOW DO YOU DO?
-OOH.
-NICE TO MEET YOU.
-ALMOST SET?
-HOW'D I LET YOU
TALK ME INTO THIS?
-JUST REMEMBER IT'S
FOR A GOOD CAUSE.
COME ON, HOW LONG HAS
IT BEEN SINCE BAYWATCH
SENT A TEAM TO THE INTERNATIONAL
LIFESAVING CHAMPIONSHIPS?
-THERE'S GOT TO BE A MUCH MORE
DIGNIFIED WAY OF RAISING MONEY.
-NOT THIS MUCH MONEY.
COME ON NOW.
STOP YOUR COMPLAINING.
YOU ARE THE MAIN ATTRACTION.
LET'S SEE THAT BRILLIANT
SMILE OF YOURS.
IMPLES GOOD.
PECS UP.
-PECS UP?
-LADIES, GET YOUR
CHECKBOOKS READY,
BECAUSE THE NEXT BAYWATCH
BACHELOR WILL NOT COME CHEAP.
A FIXTURE ON THE BEACH
SINCE HE WAS 17 YEARS OLD.
A MAN WHO TRULY PERSONIFIES
WHAT BEING A LIFEGUARD
IS ALL ABOUT,
AND ONE OF THE NICEST GUYS
YOU EVER WANT TO MEET.
HERE HE IS,
MR. BAYWATCH HIMSELF,
LIEUTENANT MITCH BUCHANNON.
[CLAPPING AND CHEERING]
HOLD ON, DON'T YOU
WANT TO HEAR ABOUT
THE DATE HE'S OFFERING?
-EVERYONE: NO!
-MITCH AND HIS DATE
WILL BE SAILING
TO ROMANTIC ANACAPA
ISLAND FOR A SWIM
IN ONE OF ITS FAMOUS
SECLUDED COVES,
AND A GOURMET PICNIC
LUNCH ON THE BEACH.
SOUNDS YUMMY, SO WHAT SHOULD
WE START THE BIDDING AT?
-$1,000!
-$1,000.
-$1,200!
-$1,200.
-WOMAN 1: THIRTEEN!
-$1,300.
-$1,500!
-$1,500
-WOMAN 2: $1,600!
-DO I HEAR $2,000?
-$2,000!
-$2,100!
-SAMANTHA: $2,100.
-WOMAN 1: $2,200!
-SAMANTHA: $2,200.
-WOMAN 3: $2,300!
-23, WHO'LL GIVE ME $2,500?
-25! $2,500.
-$2,500.
DO I HEAR $2,600?
$2,600, WILL SOMEONE GIVE ME 27?
$2,700?
-$3,500.
-$3,500, I'VE GOT
A BID FOR $3,500.
WILL ANYONE BID 36?
-$3,600!
-$3,600, WILL ANYONE BID--
-FOUR THOUSAND.
-$4,000, WE HAVE
A BID FOR $4,000.
$4,100?
DO I HEAR 41?
-$4,100!
-$4,100. DOES ANYONE BI--
-$4,500.
-SAMANTHA: $4,500.
-ARE YOU CRAZY?
THAT'S ALICIA HANCOCK.
-SAMANTHA: DO I HEAR 46?
-YOU KNOW WHAT SHE'S WORTH?
YOU'LL NEVER OUTBID HER.
-HOW MUCH MONEY HAVE YOU GOT?
-NOT ENOUGH.
-HOW MUCH MONEY HAVE YOU GOT?
-HEATHER, NO MAN
IS WORTH THAT MUCH.
-SAMANTHA: GOING
ONCE, GOING TWICE...
-HE IS. 46!
-$5,000.
-SAMANTHA: $5,000 GOING ONCE,
GOING TWICE...
SOLD FOR $5,000!
AND WORTH EVERY PENNY.
COME ON UP AND MEET
YOUR LIFEGUARD.
-ALICIA HANCOCK.
-MITCH BUCHANNON.
-I LOOK FORWARD
TO OUR... ADVENTURE.
-ME TOO.
-WELL, THAT WASN'T
SO BAD, WAS IT?
-WELL, LIKE YOU SAID,
IT IS FOR A GOOD CAUSE.
[ROCK INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
-WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT, MAN?
IT'S ONLY A GAME.
-I WAS GOIN' FOR THE BALL.
-YEAH, RIGHT.
AH, MAN, STAY STILL.
STAY STILL, MAN, DON'T MOVE.
SOMEBODY CALL FOR HELP! QUICK!
IT'S GONNA BE OK.
DEEP BREATHS, DEEP BREATHS.
-YOU DOIN' ANYTHING TONIGHT?
-WELL, TOM'S ON
CALL AT THE HOSPITAL,
SO I THINK I'M JUST GONNA
CURL UP WITH A GOOD BOOK.
C.J. AND I
ARE GOING TO A MOVIE.
YOU'RE WELCOME TO JOIN US.
-OH, THANKS, BUT YOU KNOW,
I'M KIND OF LOOKING
FORWARD TO THE TIME ALONE.
EVER SINCE I GOT ENGAGED,
I THINK I'M NOT
MUCH FUN ANYMORE.
-ACTUALLY, YOU'RE
NEVER MUCH FUN.
-HEY!
[LAUGHING]
-DISPATCHER:
203KMF, TWO-NINE-FIVE.
-GO AHEAD, TWO-NINE-FIVE.
-TWO-OH-THREE RESPOND
TO SOUTH BEACH PARKING LOT.
SKATER DOWN, AMBULANCE
HAS BEEN DISPATCHED.
-TEN-FOUR, RESPONDING.
CODE 3, LET'S GO!
[SIREN BLARES LOUDLY]
-I CAN'T BREATHE.
-CODY, GET SOME O2,
WE HAVE AN AIRWAY PROBLEM.
-ALL RIGHT.
-STEPHANIE: ALL
RIGHT, HOLD HIS HEAD,
DON'T LET HIM MOVE.
WHAT HAPPENED?
-HE GOT NAILED
RIGHT IN THE STOMACH.
WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS?
-I THINK
HE'S BROKEN SOME RIBS,
ONE OF THEM MIGHT'VE
PUNCTURED A LUNG.
WE'RE GONNA PUT
A C-COLLAR ON YOU,
IN CASE YOU'VE HURT YOUR NECK.
-STEPH, HOLD HIS MASK.
I'LL GET THE BACKBOARD.
-STEPHANIE: WE'LL GET
YOU OUTTA HERE IN NO TIME.
-MAN: HANG IN THERE, BUDDY.
IT'S GONNA BE OK.
-HIS NAME'S JEFF
MUNSON, 22 YEARS OLD.
WE'LL CALL HIS
FAMILY AND TELL 'EM
HE'LL BE AT SANTA
MONICA EMERGENCY.
-OK, THANKS, CODY.
-YEP.
-YOU WANNA PLAY ANOTHER GAME?
-SO YOU CAN MESS
UP SOMEBODY ELSE?
NO THANKS.
-HEY, ACCIDENTS HAPPEN.
THEY DON'T WANNA PLAY.
BUNCH OF WUSSIES.
-CODY: WHO ARE THOSE GUYS?
-THEY'RE FROM DOCKWEILER,
DIRTIEST PLAYERS ON THE BEACH.
YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN HIM.
HE TOOK JEFF OUT ON PURPOSE.
IT WAS NO ACCIDENT.
HE WAS TRYING TO HURT HIM.
-WHY, IS THERE SOMETHIN'
PERSONAL GOIN' ON?
-NO, THEY JUST WANT TO WIN
THE NHL BREAKOUT TOURNAMENT,
BY WHATEVER MEANS NECESSARY.
THAT INCLUDES ELIMINATING
THE COMPETITION.
-WHAT'S THE
BREAKOUT TOURNAMENT?
-DIDN'T YOU READ MY MEMO?
-GUESS NOT.
-IT'S A ROLLER HOCKEY FESTIVAL
SPONSORED BY THE
NATIONAL HOCKEY LEAGUE.
IT'S BEING HELD HERE
IN THE PARKING LOT,
SO IF YOU HAVE
PLANS THIS WEEKEND,
I SUGGEST YOU CANCEL THEM.
-THE BEST PLAYERS FROM
ALL OVER L.A. ARE COMIN'.
IT'S GONNA BE INTENSE.
-THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN.
-THANKS AGAIN,
MAN, TAKE IT EASY.
-REMIND ME TO GET OUR
BACKBOARD FROM THE PARAMEDICS.
TAKE CARE.
CODY?
CODY?
-YEAH, YEAH, I'M WITH YA.
[GIRLS LAUGHING ON BEACH]
-WHOA.
HEY, MAN, HOW'S IT GOIN'?
-HEY, GOOD.
HOW'S YOUR FRIEND DOIN'?
-TWO BROKEN RIBS
AND A PUNCTURED LUNG,
JUST LIKE YOUR PARTNER SAID.
IT'S A GOOD THING YOU
GUYS GOT THERE SO FAST.
AND I THOUGHT ALL LIFEGUARDS
DID WAS CHECK OUT THE BABES.
-AH, IT'S A POPULAR
MISCONCEPTION.
-YEAH.
-IS YOUR TEAM STILL
GONNA PLAY IN THAT
NHL BREAKOUT TOURNAMENT?
-DOESN'T LOOK THAT WAY.
JEFF WAS OUR BEST GUY.
IT'S GONNA BE PRETTY
HARD TO REPLACE HIM
ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE.
I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU KNOW OF
ANY STUD ROLLER HOCKEY PLAYERS?
-NOT OFF HAND.
-YOU EVER PLAY?
-NAH, BUT I INLINE SKATE.
I PLAYED HOCKEY ALL THE
TIME BACK IN INDIANA.
-OH, YEAH?
MAYBE WE SHOULD TALK.
-SURE.
[ROCK INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
-CODY, WHAT'RE YOU DOIN' HERE?
IT'S YOUR DAY OFF.
-I SWITCHED WITH NEWMIE.
I'M WORKING FOR HIM
TODAY AND TOMORROW,
AND HE'S COVERIN' FOR
ME ON THE WEEKEND.
-WAIT A MINUTE, YOU'RE
NOT WORKING THIS WEEKEND?
-SOMETHIN' CAME UP.
WHY, IS THAT A PROBLEM?
-YEAH, IT'S A PROBLEM.
I WAS GONNA ASK NEWMIE
TO WORK THIS WEEKEND ANYWAY,
PLUS HALF A DOZEN RECURRENTS,
I MEAN, WE'VE GOT
OUR HANDS FULL WITH THIS
ROLLER HOCKEY TOURNAMENT
IN THE PARKING LOT.
-COME ON, STEPH, YOU CAN
GET SOMEONE TO FULL IN.
WHAT ABOUT MITCH?
HE'S NOT ON THE SCHEDULE.
OR LEDGE? LEDGE IS ALWAYS
BEGGIN' FOR EXTRA HOURS.
-CODY, WHAT IS SO IMPORTANT
THAT YOU CAN'T
WORK THIS WEEKEND?
C.J. DIDN'T ASK FOR
THE WEEKEND OFF.
-I GOT RECRUITED PLAYIN'
THE BREAKOUT TOURNAMENT.
-SINCE WHEN DO YOU
PLAY ROLLER HOCKEY?
-I'VE PLAYED ICE
HOCKEY ALL MY LIFE.
THERE'S NOT MUCH DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN SKATES AND BLADES,
IT'S BASICALLY THE SAME GAME.
-WELL, YOU SHOULD'VE
CHECKED WITH ME FIRST.
-I DIDN'T KNOW
I NEEDED YOUR PERMISSION.
LOOK, STEPH, I HAVEN'T HAD
A CHANCE TO COMPETE IN ANYTHING
SINCE I HAD TO DROP
OUT OF THE OLYMPICS.
I MISS THE RUSH.
I WANT TO EXPERIENCE THE
THRILL OF VICTORY AGAIN.
-OR THE AGONY OF DEFEAT.
-HEY, I DON'T CARE.
I JUST WANT TO GET
OUT THERE AND COMPETE.
-CAN I BE YOUR COACH?
[LAUGHING]
-AHOY, SKIPPER.
-AHOY.
-PERMISSION TO GO ON BOARD.
-PERMISSION GRANTED.
UM, WRONG BOAT.
-THIS IS YOUR BOAT?
-NO, NO, NO,
MY YACHT'S IN THE SHOP.
I'M JUST BORROWING
THIS BOAT FOR THE DAY.
I HOPE YOU'RE NOT
TOO DISAPPOINTED.
WELCOME ABOARD.
WATCH YOUR HEAD.
-OK.
-ALL RIGHT.
OK.
HEY DO ME A FAVOR, WOULD
YOU GRAB THE BOWLINE FOR ME?
-I BEG YOUR PARDON?
-I JUST NEED
A HAND CASTING OFF.
-WELL, I THOUGHT
THAT FOR $5,000,
I COULD JUST SIT BACK
AND ENJOY THE RIDE.
-OKAY.
-OR MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST
FORGET THE WHOLE THING
AND JUST GET A MOTEL ROOM?
-[CHUCKLES]
-JUST A THOUGHT.
SO, DO YOU DO THIS OFTEN?
-SAIL?
-NO, SELL YOURSELF
TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER?
-NO, ACTUALLY THIS
IS MY FIRST TIME.
-WELL, THEY SAY YOU NEVER
FORGET YOUR FIRST TIME.
[LAUGHS]
CAN'T YOU GET ANY CLOSER?
-NO, WE'D GET GROUND
ON THOSE ROCKS UP THERE.
ALL RIGHT, I'M
GONNA DROP ANCHOR.
-ALICIA: YOU'RE SO NAUTICAL.
-WHAT?
-SEE YOU ON THE BEACH.
DON'T FORGET MY BAG.
-OKAY.
OKAY.
-MAN: GOOD JOB.
KEEP YOUR HEAD UP,
KEEP YOUR HEAD UP.
-ALL RIGHT, NICE PASS.
-NOW, WHEN YOU TRANSITION,
YOU GOTTA GIVE A DROP PASS.
-WHOO!
-GOOD JOB!
HERE YOU GO.
-WOW, THIS IS A FESTIVAL.
-CAROLINE: AH, HAAGEN DAAS.
-WHOA, CAROLINE, NO,
NO, NO, NO, LATER.
A BIG ONE. LATER.
[LAUGHING]
OH, CODY! WHOO!
-HEY!
-HI, HANDSOME!
-STEPHANIE: LOOKIN' GOOD!
-MAN: WAY TO GO, MAN.
LET'S GO.
-HEY, THAT LOOKS LIKE FUN.
STEPH, WHY DON'T
YOU GIVE IT A TRY?
-ME? WHY DON'T YOU TRY IT?
-ARE YOU NUTS? I JUST
GOT MY NAILS DONE.
-OH, PLEASE, THAT'S
A POOR EXCUSE.
HERE, TRY IT. DON'T BE A WIMP.
-ALL RIGHT, WHAT DO I DO?
-TAKE THIS STICK AND WHACK
THE BALL AS HARD AS YOU CAN.
-SOUNDS VERY EASY.
[LAUGHING]
REALLY? YOU COULD DO BETTER?
-YES, I COULD.
-CAN I TRY AGAIN, PLEASE?
-BY ALL MEANS.
-YOU'RE HOLDING
THE STICK WRONG.
TRY IT LIKE THIS.
THAT'S PERFECT.
NOW KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN,
AND YOUR EYES ON THE BALL,
SWING HARD.
NICE SHOT.
YOU KNOW, IF YOU'RE INTERESTED
IN LEARNING HOW TO PLAY,
I GIVE PRIVATE LESSONS.
-I DON'T THINK SO, PAL.
-WELL, THE OFFER STILL STANDS.
-WHO WAS THAT?
-VINCENT MCHALE.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO PLAY IN THE
NHL, BUT IT NEVER HAPPENED.
-I THINK HE'S CUTE.
-CAROLINE, THAT'S A GUY
YOU SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM.
-OR KNOCK ON HIS BUTT.
-HEY, CODY, GOOD LUCK.
-CODY: THANKS.
-WE'LL BE WATCHIN'.
ALL RIGHT, LET ME TRY THAT.
-FINE. FINE.
-I'M A NATURAL. I CAN FEEL IT.
WHOO! [LAUGHING]
-THAT WAS BEGINNER'S LUCK.
-YEAH, RIGHT.
[SLOW INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
-BONJOUR, MADAME.
LUNCH IS SERVED.
A LITTLE WHITE VINO.
NAPKIN.
AND FOR THE FIRST
COURSE WE HAVE CHEESE.
-UGH.
THAT CHEESE TASTES
WORSE THAN IT SMELLS.
I HOPE THERE'S SOMETHING
HERE THAT'S EDIBLE.
-I'M SURE WE CAN
FIND SOMETHING.
HAM?
-UGH, NOT WHEN
IT'S FATTY LIKE THAT.
[SOFTLY LAUGHING]
-AH-HA, FRESH TURKEY.
-I'M ALLERGIC TO FOWL.
-[LAUGHS] OF COURSE YOU ARE.
LITTLE PASTA SALAD?
-THAT LOOKS ABOUT A WEEK OLD.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
I'M WATCHING MY WEIGHT.
-[MAKING SOUNDS OF PAIN]
-WHAT?
-BRAIN FREEZE.
YOU SERVE WHITE WINE
CHILLED, NOT FROZEN.
NOW, I'M PROBABLY
GONNA HAVE A HEADACHE
FOR THE REST OF THE DAY.
-YOU KNOW, MAYBE
WE SHOULD GO BACK,
BECAUSE NOTHING I DO
IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU,
SO I DON'T WANT TO WASTE
ANY MORE OF YOUR TIME,
OR MINE, HUH?
-JEEZ, WHAT ARE YOU
GETTING SO UPSET ABOUT?
IT'S NOT LIKE YOU COOKED IT.
YOU'VE GOT
LOUSY TASTE IN DELIS.
I CAN OVERLOOK THAT.
I'M SURE YOU COMPENSATE
IN OTHER AREAS.
-I THINK WE SHOULD HEAD BACK.
BESIDES,
THE WIND IS PICKING UP,
AND THAT'S NOT A GOOD SIGN.
-WELL, WE JUST GOT HERE.
I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING
TO BE AN ADVENTURE.
I MEAN, AREN'T THERE
SOME CAVES, OR GROTTOES,
WE CAN EXPLORE?
-NO, NO!
THERE ARE NO CAVES.
THERE ARE NO GROTTOES,
AND I THINK WE SHOULD
JUST HEAD BACK,
SO START PACKIN' UP!
-ALICIA: NOT UNTIL
WE'VE HAD OUR ADVENTURE.
-GROTTOES AND ADVENTURES,
HOW THE HELL DID I GET
TALKED INTO THIS ONE?
OH, NO!
-WHAT'S WRONG?
OH, MY GOD.
MITCH, GET THAT BOAT!
WELL, UH...
GET OUT THERE!
[DRAMATIC INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
WHY ARE YOU STOPPING?
-MITCH: IT'S CAUGHT
IN THE CURRENT.
-ALICIA: WHAT?
-MITCH: IT'S GONE.
-ALICIA: I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
HOW?
HOW COULD YOU
LET THIS HAPPEN?
-THE ANCHOR DIDN'T SET
PROPERLY, I'M SORRY.
-YOU'RE SORRY?
-YEAH, I'M SORRY.
OH, YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND
THE WORDS, I'M SORRY,
BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER
MADE A MISTAKE, HAVE YOU?
-NO, I HAVE NEVER
GOTTEN ANYONE STRANDED
ON A DESERT ISLAND BEFORE.
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
-I WASN'T THINKING.
I WAS DISTRACTED.
-OH, SO NOW THIS IS MY FAULT,
BECAUSE I WENT FOR A
SWIM IN THE NUDE? PLEASE!
-OKAY, OKAY, LOOK, LET'S JUST
START OVER, ALL RIGHT?
I AM SORRY.
WE'RE NOT STRANDED.
SOMEBODY'S GONNA
FIND US ON THE BEACH,
OR THEY'RE GONNA FIND
THE BOAT, ALL RIGHT?
LOOK, WORSE COMES TO WORST,
WE GOTTA SPEND THE NIGHT HERE.
-SPEND THE NIGHT?
WE CAN'T DO THAT.
SEE, I DON'T SLEEP OUTSIDE.
I NEED A VERY FIRM MATTRESS,
OR I WILL WAKE UP
WITH A STIFF NECK.
BESIDES, I HAVE DINNER
RESERVATIONS AT SPAGO TONIGHT,
AND IF I DON'T SHOW UP,
I WILL NEVER GET
A GOOD TABLE AGAIN.
-OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD.
WELL, THEN WE BETTER
GATHER SOME PALM FRONDS,
BECAUSE WE NEED
TO BUILD A SIGNAL FIRE.
I THINK YOU SHOULD HELP ME.
THE DRIER ONES
BURN MUCH BETTER!
-I'M NOT TOUCHING
ANY PALM FRONDS.
THEY HAVE THESE LITTLE PRICKLY
THINGS ALL ALONG THE EDGES,
AND I HAVE VERY SENSITIVE SKIN.
BESIDES, YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE
FOR GETTING US INTO THIS MESS,
WHY SHOULD I HAVE
TO BAIL YOU OUT?
YOU GATHER
YOUR OWN PALM FRONDS.
-I DON'T THINK WE'RE GONNA
MAKE IT THROUGH THE NIGHT.
-MALE ANNOUNCER: WE'VE GOT
LESS THAN A MINUTE TO PLAY
IN THIS SEMIFINAL GAME.
HUNTINGTON BEACH STILL
LEADING WILL ROGERS BY ONE.
-MAN: SHOOT IT,
SHOOT IT, SHOOT IT!
-ANNOUNCER: FIVE
SECONDS TO PLAY NOW.
[WHISTLE BLOWING]
GOAL BY CODY MADISON!
JUST AS TIME RUNS
OUT IN REGULATION.
WOW! WHAT A FINISH.
WE'RE GONNA LET THE
PLAYERS CATCH THEIR BREATH
BEFORE WE GO INTO OVERTIME.
MEANWHILE ON COURT TWO,
DOCKWEILER'S ABOUT TO WIN
THEIR SEMIFINAL MATCH
AGAINST LAGUNA.
NUMBER 16 HAS GOT THE
BALL, MOVING UP THE SLOT.
HE'S GOT VINCENT MCHALE,
GONNA HIT HIM
FOR THE HAT TRICK.
HE DOES, HE SHOOTS, HE SCORES!
VINCENT MCHALE GETS HIS
THIRD GOAL OF THE GAME.
BOY, IS THAT KID
SOMETHIN' OR WHAT?
DOCKWEILER ADVANCES
TO THE FINALS,
WHERE THEY'LL MEET THE WINNER
OF THE WILL
ROGERS-HUNTINGTON GAME.
-LOOKS LIKE WE GET
THE DOCKWEILERS IN FINALS.
-WE GOTTA WIN THIS ONE FIRST.
COME ON, LET'S DO IT.
-MEN: LET'S GO!
-ANNOUNCER:
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
WE'RE ABOUT TO BEGIN
SUDDEN DEATH OVERTIME.
THE FIRST TEAM TO SCORE, WINS.
AND IF NO ONE WINS IN THREE
MINUTES, WE GO TO A SHOOT OUT.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
-MAN: WITH YOU,
WITH YOU, WITH YOU.
[WHISTLE BLOWING]
-ANNOUNCER:
THAT'S MADISON AGAIN
SCORING THE GAME
WINNER FOR WILL ROGERS.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING
AND SCREAMING]
-NOT HAVING MUCH LUCK, ARE YOU?
-IT RAINED LAST NIGHT.
EVERYTHING IS STILL
A LITTLE DAMP.
-AREN'T THERE SOME HIKERS,
OR SOME CAMPERS SOMEWHERE?
SOMEONE WHO CAN HELP US GET
OFF THIS GODFORSAKEN SAND PILE?
-MAYBE, ON THE OTHER
END OF THE ISLAND.
YOU'RE WELCOME TO GO LOOK
FOR THEM ANYTIME YOU WANT.
IT'S ONLY ABOUT
FIVE MILES ACROSS.
YOU SHOULD BE BACK BY NIGHTFALL.
OH, JUST SO YOU KNOW, THAT'S
OUR LAST BOTTLE OF WATER.
-WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING?
-WHY DIDN'T YOU ASK?
-I WAS THIRSTY.
-NO, YOU'RE SELFISH.
ALL YOU DO IS THINK
ABOUT YOURSELF.
-BOY, THIS IS REALLY
TURNING INTO A DREAM DATE.
I GUESS I SHOULD GO FORAGING
NOW FOR NUTS AND BERRIES,
OTHERWISE WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO
EAT YOUR GOURMET PICNIC LUNCH.
MITCH, THERE'S A BOAT!
OVER HERE!
OVER HERE!
HURRY UP, GET THAT FIRE GOING.
-IT WOULD'VE BEEN GOING BY NOW
IF YOU'D GOTTEN OFF
YOUR DUFF AND HELPED.
-OH, ONCE AGAIN IT'S MY FAULT.
WHEN ARE YOU GONNA TAKE
RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR ACTIONS?
MAYDAY! MAYDAY!
COME ON, IT'S GONNA BE GONE.
HURRY!
WHERE'S THE SMOKE?
IT'S GONE.
HOW COULD YOU BE SO INEPT?
[GRUNTS]
THIS IS IT. I'VE HAD IT.
[GRUNTS]
GREAT,
WAY TO GO, MR. LIFESAVER.
-ANNOUNCER: LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, IT'S FACE OFF TIME
FOR THE NHL BREAKOUT
CHAMPIONSHIP GAME.
-WHAT IS THIS?
-IT'S MY ADDRESS.
WE'LL BE CELEBRATING OUR
VICTORY AFTER THE GAME TODAY.
YOU SHOULD COME BY.
YOU CAN COME TOO, IF YOU WANT.
-IN YOUR DREAMS.
-HEY! I STILL THINK HE'S CUTE.
-HE'S CUTE, BUT HE'S MEAN.
-LET'S HAVE A GOOD GAME.
GOOD LUCK, GUYS.
[AUDIENCE CHEERS AND CLAPS]
-GO, CODY!
-GOALIE!
GOALIE!
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
[DRAMATIC INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
-ANNOUNCER: HE SCORES!
AND WILL ROGERS TAKES
A ONE-NOTHING LEAD.
-MAN: YEAH!
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
-MAN 1: RIGHT SIDE,
RIGHT SIDE, RIGHT SIDE.
-MAN 2: COME ON!
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
-ANNOUNCER: VINCENT MCHALE
SCORES FOR DOCKWEILER.
WE'RE ALL TIED UP.
[DRAMATIC INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
-WHAT?
YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
[AUDIENCE BOOS]
[AUDIENCE CHEERS]
[AUDIENCE BOOS]
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
[CROWD BOOS]
-ANNOUNCER:
VINCENT MCHALE AGAIN.
THE SECOND OF THE GAME, AND
DOCKWEILER TAKES THE LEAD.
-YEAH!
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
[CROWD CHEERS]
-ANNOUNCER:
THAT GOAL BY CODY MADISON
TIES US UP AT TWO, FOLKS,
WITH JUST 30 SECONDS
REMAINING ON THE CLOCK.
TWENTY SECONDS.
TEN SECONDS.
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
[CROWD BOOS]
-THAT'S NUMBER
FOUR, PENALTY SHOT.
-GIVE ME A TIMEOUT.
-REFEREE: TIMEOUT, RED.
-ANNOUNCER: NOW, HOLD
ON A SECOND, FOLKS.
LOOKS LIKE WE GOT A PENALTY
CALL JUST AS TIME EXPIRED.
-CODY, IT'S YOUR SHOT, MAN.
-MY PLEASURE.
-LET'S SEE WHAT
YOU GOT, BEACH BOY.
-ANNOUNCER: IT'S MADISON VS.
MCHALE FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIP.
MADISON SETS UP.
-COME ON, CODY! WHOO!
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
-ANNOUNCER:
THERE'S THE WHISTLE.
[DRAMATIC, INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
MADISON'S DRIVING.
MCHALE COMES OUT OF
HIS CREASE TO MEET HIM.
HE SNEAKS LEFT, HE SHOOTS,
HE SCORES!
AND CODY MADISON WINS IT
FOR WILL ROGERS!
-GOOD JOB! LET'S DO IT.
-IN YOUR FACE! WHOO-HOO!
LET'S GO SHAKE THEIR HANDS.
COME ON, LET'S GO.
-ANNOUNCER: WELL, LET'S
HAVE A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE
FOR BOTH TEAMS.
-GOOD GAME, MAN.
-GOOD GAME.
-ALL RIGHT, GOOD GAME.
-GOOD GAME.
-HEY, MAN, NICE GAME.
-LUCKY SHOT.
-STUPID FOUL.
-COME HERE, YOU BIG STUD.
YUCK!
-YES.
-CONGRATULATIONS.
-THANKS.
-YOU WERE FANTASTIC.
-IT'S NOT HE OLYMPICS,
BUT...
I'LL TAKE IT.
HIGH FIVE!
-WHOO!
-IT'S GONNA BE DARK SOON.
-YEP.
-WHAT DO YOU THINK OUR
CHANCES OF GETTING RESCUED ARE?
-DOESN'T LOOK GOOD.
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT.
THIS PASTA STINKS.
-WELL, THAT PEACH DOESN'T
LOOK TOO BADLY BRUISED.
-OH, RIGHT AGAIN.
-YOU'RE NOT GONNA
GIVE ME ANYTHING?
YOU PREFER I STARVE?
OK, FINE, DON'T
GIVE ME ANY FOOD.
DON'T BE A GENTLEMAN.
YOU KNOW, IT'S GONNA
GET PRETTY CHILLY
WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN.
CAN I AT LEAST WEAR
YOUR WINDBREAKER?
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? BEG?
TURN BLUE IN THE FACE?
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE BEING SO PETTY.
OR MAYBE THE KIND OF MAN THAT
LIKES TO WATCH A WOMAN SUFFER.
-LADY, I'M THE ONE
THAT'S BEEN SUFFERING
LISTENING TO YOU ALL DAY.
SHOE'S ON
THE OTHER FOOT NOW.
BETTER GET USED TO IT.
-OH, REALLY?
-MITCH: HEY, STOP IT.
-MAYBE YOUR FOOD
WILL TASTE BETTER WITH
SAND ALL OVER IT.
-MITCH: STOP IT!
-MAKE ME, YOU CONFIDENT--
-STOP IT! STOP IT!
-I KNEW IT WAS JUST
A MATTER OF TIME
BEFORE YOU GOT PHYSICAL.
-I HARDLY TOUCHED YOU.
-I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I
INTEND TO ASK FOR A FULL REFUND
AS SOON AS WE GET BACK.
THAT'S IF WE EVER GET BACK.
AND IF I DON'T GET TO EAT,
THEN NOBODY GETS TO EAT.
-HEY, HEY, HEY,
DON'T, DON'T DO THAT!
HEY, HEY, COME HERE,
COME HERE, DON'T!
COME HERE, COME HERE!
STOP IT! STOP IT!
[HELICOPTER LOUDLY APPROACHES]
-OH, WHAT'S THAT NOISE?
-WE'RE BEING RESCUED.
-RESCUED?
AH, PUT OUT THE FIRE.
-I AM.
AH, IT'S THE COASTIES.
THEY MUST'VE FOUND THE BOAT.
-THEY HAVEN'T FOUND US YET.
-WELL, LOOKS LIKE
YOU'LL MAKE IT IN TIME
FOR YOUR DINNER
AT SPAGO'S AFTER ALL.
-THANK GOD.
-WOULD YOU LIKE SOME COMPANY?
-AH, HOW SWEET OF YOU TO ASK,
BUT I PROMISED MY FIANCE
IT'D JUST BE THE TWO OF US.
-YOUR FIANCE?
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME
YOU WERE ENGAGED?
-WHY DIDN'T YOU ASK?
[CAR HORN HONKS]
OH, THERE HE IS NOW.
-[LAUGHS] I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
WHAT ABOUT US?
-WE'LL ALWAYS HAVE ANACAPA.
BYE, MITCH.
-SO, YOU MUST'VE HAD
SOME KIND OF ADVENTURE.
-NEWMIE,
THIS COULD BE THE START
OF A BEAUTIFUL FRIENDSHIP.
-WHAT?
[CLOSING THEME PLAYING]
♪ SOME PEOPLE STAND
IN THE DARKNESS ♪
♪ AFRAID TO STEP
INTO THE LIGHT ♪
♪ SOME PEOPLE NEED
♪ TO HELP SOMEBODY
♪ WHEN THE EDGE OF
SURRENDER'S IN SIGHT ♪
♪ DON'T YOU WORRY
♪ IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT
♪ 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS READY
♪ I WON'T LET YOU
OUT OF MY SIGHT ♪
♪ I'LL BE READY
♪ I'LL BE READY
♪ WHENEVER YOU FEAR
♪ NO, DON'T YOU FEAR
♪ I'LL BE READY
♪ FOREVER AND ALWAYS
♪ I'M ALWAYS HERE
♪ 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS READY
♪ I WON'T LET YOU
OUT OF MY SIGHT ♪
♪ OH
♪ I'LL BE READY
♪ I'LL BE READY
♪ WHENEVER YOU FEAR ♪
♪ NO, DON'T YOU FEAR
♪ I'LL BE READY
♪ FOREVER AND ALWAYS
♪ I'M ALWAYS HERE
[CLAPPING AND SHOUTING]
[ROCK INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
♪ WE'RE PLAYING UNDER THE SUN
ON A FRIDAY ♪
♪ AND MY WORDS AREN'T COMING OUT RIGHT
♪ I'VE BEEN UNDER THE GUN
SINCE LAST NIGHT♪
♪ BUT I THINK I CAN SEE THE LIGHT
♪ THEY'RE NEVER CATCH ME
♪ LOVE TO SEE THEM TRY
♪ NO THEY'RE NEVER GONNA CATCH ME
♪ WE'RE GONNA GET SO HIGH ♪
♪ NO THEY'RE NEVER GONNA CATCH ME
-OK, GIRLS, WE HAVE $300.
DO I HEAR $350?
WHO'LL BID $350?
-$350!
-$350, DO I GET FOUR?
WHO'LL BID $400? $400?
$400?
GIRLS? LOOK AT THIS MAN.
THIS IS A MAN OF STEEL.
HE IS A BARGAIN FOR
ANYTHING LESS THAN $1,000.
-$400!
-$400! WE'VE GOT $400.
WHO'LL BID FOUR-FIFTY? $450.
-FOUR-FIFTY!
-SAMANTHA: $450,
DO I HEAR FIVE?
WHO WILL BID $500?
$500, LADIES.
WHO'LL GIVE ME $500?
COME ON, SOMEONE GIVE ME $500.
AND I'VE GOT $500.
DO I HEAR FIVE-FIFTY?
WHO'LL GIVE ME $550?
LADIES, CHECK OUT THESE ABS.
HAVE WE NOTICED THESE ARMS?
-FIVE-FIFTY!
-$550, DO I HEAR SIX?
WHO'LL GIVE ME $600?
$600 FROM THE LADY IN RED.
DO I GET $650?
$600 GOING ONCE,
$600 GOING TWICE,
SOLD, FOR $600.
COME ON UP AND GET
YOUR LIFEGUARD.
[CLAPPING]
-WELL, HOW DO YOU DO?
-OOH.
-NICE TO MEET YOU.
-ALMOST SET?
-HOW'D I LET YOU
TALK ME INTO THIS?
-JUST REMEMBER IT'S
FOR A GOOD CAUSE.
COME ON, HOW LONG HAS
IT BEEN SINCE BAYWATCH
SENT A TEAM TO THE INTERNATIONAL
LIFESAVING CHAMPIONSHIPS?
-THERE'S GOT TO BE A MUCH MORE
DIGNIFIED WAY OF RAISING MONEY.
-NOT THIS MUCH MONEY.
COME ON NOW.
STOP YOUR COMPLAINING.
YOU ARE THE MAIN ATTRACTION.
LET'S SEE THAT BRILLIANT
SMILE OF YOURS.
IMPLES GOOD.
PECS UP.
-PECS UP?
-LADIES, GET YOUR
CHECKBOOKS READY,
BECAUSE THE NEXT BAYWATCH
BACHELOR WILL NOT COME CHEAP.
A FIXTURE ON THE BEACH
SINCE HE WAS 17 YEARS OLD.
A MAN WHO TRULY PERSONIFIES
WHAT BEING A LIFEGUARD
IS ALL ABOUT,
AND ONE OF THE NICEST GUYS
YOU EVER WANT TO MEET.
HERE HE IS,
MR. BAYWATCH HIMSELF,
LIEUTENANT MITCH BUCHANNON.
[CLAPPING AND CHEERING]
HOLD ON, DON'T YOU
WANT TO HEAR ABOUT
THE DATE HE'S OFFERING?
-EVERYONE: NO!
-MITCH AND HIS DATE
WILL BE SAILING
TO ROMANTIC ANACAPA
ISLAND FOR A SWIM
IN ONE OF ITS FAMOUS
SECLUDED COVES,
AND A GOURMET PICNIC
LUNCH ON THE BEACH.
SOUNDS YUMMY, SO WHAT SHOULD
WE START THE BIDDING AT?
-$1,000!
-$1,000.
-$1,200!
-$1,200.
-WOMAN 1: THIRTEEN!
-$1,300.
-$1,500!
-$1,500
-WOMAN 2: $1,600!
-DO I HEAR $2,000?
-$2,000!
-$2,100!
-SAMANTHA: $2,100.
-WOMAN 1: $2,200!
-SAMANTHA: $2,200.
-WOMAN 3: $2,300!
-23, WHO'LL GIVE ME $2,500?
-25! $2,500.
-$2,500.
DO I HEAR $2,600?
$2,600, WILL SOMEONE GIVE ME 27?
$2,700?
-$3,500.
-$3,500, I'VE GOT
A BID FOR $3,500.
WILL ANYONE BID 36?
-$3,600!
-$3,600, WILL ANYONE BID--
-FOUR THOUSAND.
-$4,000, WE HAVE
A BID FOR $4,000.
$4,100?
DO I HEAR 41?
-$4,100!
-$4,100. DOES ANYONE BI--
-$4,500.
-SAMANTHA: $4,500.
-ARE YOU CRAZY?
THAT'S ALICIA HANCOCK.
-SAMANTHA: DO I HEAR 46?
-YOU KNOW WHAT SHE'S WORTH?
YOU'LL NEVER OUTBID HER.
-HOW MUCH MONEY HAVE YOU GOT?
-NOT ENOUGH.
-HOW MUCH MONEY HAVE YOU GOT?
-HEATHER, NO MAN
IS WORTH THAT MUCH.
-SAMANTHA: GOING
ONCE, GOING TWICE...
-HE IS. 46!
-$5,000.
-SAMANTHA: $5,000 GOING ONCE,
GOING TWICE...
SOLD FOR $5,000!
AND WORTH EVERY PENNY.
COME ON UP AND MEET
YOUR LIFEGUARD.
-ALICIA HANCOCK.
-MITCH BUCHANNON.
-I LOOK FORWARD
TO OUR... ADVENTURE.
-ME TOO.
-WELL, THAT WASN'T
SO BAD, WAS IT?
-WELL, LIKE YOU SAID,
IT IS FOR A GOOD CAUSE.
[ROCK INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
-WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT, MAN?
IT'S ONLY A GAME.
-I WAS GOIN' FOR THE BALL.
-YEAH, RIGHT.
AH, MAN, STAY STILL.
STAY STILL, MAN, DON'T MOVE.
SOMEBODY CALL FOR HELP! QUICK!
IT'S GONNA BE OK.
DEEP BREATHS, DEEP BREATHS.
-YOU DOIN' ANYTHING TONIGHT?
-WELL, TOM'S ON
CALL AT THE HOSPITAL,
SO I THINK I'M JUST GONNA
CURL UP WITH A GOOD BOOK.
C.J. AND I
ARE GOING TO A MOVIE.
YOU'RE WELCOME TO JOIN US.
-OH, THANKS, BUT YOU KNOW,
I'M KIND OF LOOKING
FORWARD TO THE TIME ALONE.
EVER SINCE I GOT ENGAGED,
I THINK I'M NOT
MUCH FUN ANYMORE.
-ACTUALLY, YOU'RE
NEVER MUCH FUN.
-HEY!
[LAUGHING]
-DISPATCHER:
203KMF, TWO-NINE-FIVE.
-GO AHEAD, TWO-NINE-FIVE.
-TWO-OH-THREE RESPOND
TO SOUTH BEACH PARKING LOT.
SKATER DOWN, AMBULANCE
HAS BEEN DISPATCHED.
-TEN-FOUR, RESPONDING.
CODE 3, LET'S GO!
[SIREN BLARES LOUDLY]
-I CAN'T BREATHE.
-CODY, GET SOME O2,
WE HAVE AN AIRWAY PROBLEM.
-ALL RIGHT.
-STEPHANIE: ALL
RIGHT, HOLD HIS HEAD,
DON'T LET HIM MOVE.
WHAT HAPPENED?
-HE GOT NAILED
RIGHT IN THE STOMACH.
WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS?
-I THINK
HE'S BROKEN SOME RIBS,
ONE OF THEM MIGHT'VE
PUNCTURED A LUNG.
WE'RE GONNA PUT
A C-COLLAR ON YOU,
IN CASE YOU'VE HURT YOUR NECK.
-STEPH, HOLD HIS MASK.
I'LL GET THE BACKBOARD.
-STEPHANIE: WE'LL GET
YOU OUTTA HERE IN NO TIME.
-MAN: HANG IN THERE, BUDDY.
IT'S GONNA BE OK.
-HIS NAME'S JEFF
MUNSON, 22 YEARS OLD.
WE'LL CALL HIS
FAMILY AND TELL 'EM
HE'LL BE AT SANTA
MONICA EMERGENCY.
-OK, THANKS, CODY.
-YEP.
-YOU WANNA PLAY ANOTHER GAME?
-SO YOU CAN MESS
UP SOMEBODY ELSE?
NO THANKS.
-HEY, ACCIDENTS HAPPEN.
THEY DON'T WANNA PLAY.
BUNCH OF WUSSIES.
-CODY: WHO ARE THOSE GUYS?
-THEY'RE FROM DOCKWEILER,
DIRTIEST PLAYERS ON THE BEACH.
YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN HIM.
HE TOOK JEFF OUT ON PURPOSE.
IT WAS NO ACCIDENT.
HE WAS TRYING TO HURT HIM.
-WHY, IS THERE SOMETHIN'
PERSONAL GOIN' ON?
-NO, THEY JUST WANT TO WIN
THE NHL BREAKOUT TOURNAMENT,
BY WHATEVER MEANS NECESSARY.
THAT INCLUDES ELIMINATING
THE COMPETITION.
-WHAT'S THE
BREAKOUT TOURNAMENT?
-DIDN'T YOU READ MY MEMO?
-GUESS NOT.
-IT'S A ROLLER HOCKEY FESTIVAL
SPONSORED BY THE
NATIONAL HOCKEY LEAGUE.
IT'S BEING HELD HERE
IN THE PARKING LOT,
SO IF YOU HAVE
PLANS THIS WEEKEND,
I SUGGEST YOU CANCEL THEM.
-THE BEST PLAYERS FROM
ALL OVER L.A. ARE COMIN'.
IT'S GONNA BE INTENSE.
-THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN.
-THANKS AGAIN,
MAN, TAKE IT EASY.
-REMIND ME TO GET OUR
BACKBOARD FROM THE PARAMEDICS.
TAKE CARE.
CODY?
CODY?
-YEAH, YEAH, I'M WITH YA.
[GIRLS LAUGHING ON BEACH]
-WHOA.
HEY, MAN, HOW'S IT GOIN'?
-HEY, GOOD.
HOW'S YOUR FRIEND DOIN'?
-TWO BROKEN RIBS
AND A PUNCTURED LUNG,
JUST LIKE YOUR PARTNER SAID.
IT'S A GOOD THING YOU
GUYS GOT THERE SO FAST.
AND I THOUGHT ALL LIFEGUARDS
DID WAS CHECK OUT THE BABES.
-AH, IT'S A POPULAR
MISCONCEPTION.
-YEAH.
-IS YOUR TEAM STILL
GONNA PLAY IN THAT
NHL BREAKOUT TOURNAMENT?
-DOESN'T LOOK THAT WAY.
JEFF WAS OUR BEST GUY.
IT'S GONNA BE PRETTY
HARD TO REPLACE HIM
ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE.
I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU KNOW OF
ANY STUD ROLLER HOCKEY PLAYERS?
-NOT OFF HAND.
-YOU EVER PLAY?
-NAH, BUT I INLINE SKATE.
I PLAYED HOCKEY ALL THE
TIME BACK IN INDIANA.
-OH, YEAH?
MAYBE WE SHOULD TALK.
-SURE.
[ROCK INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
-CODY, WHAT'RE YOU DOIN' HERE?
IT'S YOUR DAY OFF.
-I SWITCHED WITH NEWMIE.
I'M WORKING FOR HIM
TODAY AND TOMORROW,
AND HE'S COVERIN' FOR
ME ON THE WEEKEND.
-WAIT A MINUTE, YOU'RE
NOT WORKING THIS WEEKEND?
-SOMETHIN' CAME UP.
WHY, IS THAT A PROBLEM?
-YEAH, IT'S A PROBLEM.
I WAS GONNA ASK NEWMIE
TO WORK THIS WEEKEND ANYWAY,
PLUS HALF A DOZEN RECURRENTS,
I MEAN, WE'VE GOT
OUR HANDS FULL WITH THIS
ROLLER HOCKEY TOURNAMENT
IN THE PARKING LOT.
-COME ON, STEPH, YOU CAN
GET SOMEONE TO FULL IN.
WHAT ABOUT MITCH?
HE'S NOT ON THE SCHEDULE.
OR LEDGE? LEDGE IS ALWAYS
BEGGIN' FOR EXTRA HOURS.
-CODY, WHAT IS SO IMPORTANT
THAT YOU CAN'T
WORK THIS WEEKEND?
C.J. DIDN'T ASK FOR
THE WEEKEND OFF.
-I GOT RECRUITED PLAYIN'
THE BREAKOUT TOURNAMENT.
-SINCE WHEN DO YOU
PLAY ROLLER HOCKEY?
-I'VE PLAYED ICE
HOCKEY ALL MY LIFE.
THERE'S NOT MUCH DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN SKATES AND BLADES,
IT'S BASICALLY THE SAME GAME.
-WELL, YOU SHOULD'VE
CHECKED WITH ME FIRST.
-I DIDN'T KNOW
I NEEDED YOUR PERMISSION.
LOOK, STEPH, I HAVEN'T HAD
A CHANCE TO COMPETE IN ANYTHING
SINCE I HAD TO DROP
OUT OF THE OLYMPICS.
I MISS THE RUSH.
I WANT TO EXPERIENCE THE
THRILL OF VICTORY AGAIN.
-OR THE AGONY OF DEFEAT.
-HEY, I DON'T CARE.
I JUST WANT TO GET
OUT THERE AND COMPETE.
-CAN I BE YOUR COACH?
[LAUGHING]
-AHOY, SKIPPER.
-AHOY.
-PERMISSION TO GO ON BOARD.
-PERMISSION GRANTED.
UM, WRONG BOAT.
-THIS IS YOUR BOAT?
-NO, NO, NO,
MY YACHT'S IN THE SHOP.
I'M JUST BORROWING
THIS BOAT FOR THE DAY.
I HOPE YOU'RE NOT
TOO DISAPPOINTED.
WELCOME ABOARD.
WATCH YOUR HEAD.
-OK.
-ALL RIGHT.
OK.
HEY DO ME A FAVOR, WOULD
YOU GRAB THE BOWLINE FOR ME?
-I BEG YOUR PARDON?
-I JUST NEED
A HAND CASTING OFF.
-WELL, I THOUGHT
THAT FOR $5,000,
I COULD JUST SIT BACK
AND ENJOY THE RIDE.
-OKAY.
-OR MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST
FORGET THE WHOLE THING
AND JUST GET A MOTEL ROOM?
-[CHUCKLES]
-JUST A THOUGHT.
SO, DO YOU DO THIS OFTEN?
-SAIL?
-NO, SELL YOURSELF
TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER?
-NO, ACTUALLY THIS
IS MY FIRST TIME.
-WELL, THEY SAY YOU NEVER
FORGET YOUR FIRST TIME.
[LAUGHS]
CAN'T YOU GET ANY CLOSER?
-NO, WE'D GET GROUND
ON THOSE ROCKS UP THERE.
ALL RIGHT, I'M
GONNA DROP ANCHOR.
-ALICIA: YOU'RE SO NAUTICAL.
-WHAT?
-SEE YOU ON THE BEACH.
DON'T FORGET MY BAG.
-OKAY.
OKAY.
-MAN: GOOD JOB.
KEEP YOUR HEAD UP,
KEEP YOUR HEAD UP.
-ALL RIGHT, NICE PASS.
-NOW, WHEN YOU TRANSITION,
YOU GOTTA GIVE A DROP PASS.
-WHOO!
-GOOD JOB!
HERE YOU GO.
-WOW, THIS IS A FESTIVAL.
-CAROLINE: AH, HAAGEN DAAS.
-WHOA, CAROLINE, NO,
NO, NO, NO, LATER.
A BIG ONE. LATER.
[LAUGHING]
OH, CODY! WHOO!
-HEY!
-HI, HANDSOME!
-STEPHANIE: LOOKIN' GOOD!
-MAN: WAY TO GO, MAN.
LET'S GO.
-HEY, THAT LOOKS LIKE FUN.
STEPH, WHY DON'T
YOU GIVE IT A TRY?
-ME? WHY DON'T YOU TRY IT?
-ARE YOU NUTS? I JUST
GOT MY NAILS DONE.
-OH, PLEASE, THAT'S
A POOR EXCUSE.
HERE, TRY IT. DON'T BE A WIMP.
-ALL RIGHT, WHAT DO I DO?
-TAKE THIS STICK AND WHACK
THE BALL AS HARD AS YOU CAN.
-SOUNDS VERY EASY.
[LAUGHING]
REALLY? YOU COULD DO BETTER?
-YES, I COULD.
-CAN I TRY AGAIN, PLEASE?
-BY ALL MEANS.
-YOU'RE HOLDING
THE STICK WRONG.
TRY IT LIKE THIS.
THAT'S PERFECT.
NOW KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN,
AND YOUR EYES ON THE BALL,
SWING HARD.
NICE SHOT.
YOU KNOW, IF YOU'RE INTERESTED
IN LEARNING HOW TO PLAY,
I GIVE PRIVATE LESSONS.
-I DON'T THINK SO, PAL.
-WELL, THE OFFER STILL STANDS.
-WHO WAS THAT?
-VINCENT MCHALE.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO PLAY IN THE
NHL, BUT IT NEVER HAPPENED.
-I THINK HE'S CUTE.
-CAROLINE, THAT'S A GUY
YOU SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM.
-OR KNOCK ON HIS BUTT.
-HEY, CODY, GOOD LUCK.
-CODY: THANKS.
-WE'LL BE WATCHIN'.
ALL RIGHT, LET ME TRY THAT.
-FINE. FINE.
-I'M A NATURAL. I CAN FEEL IT.
WHOO! [LAUGHING]
-THAT WAS BEGINNER'S LUCK.
-YEAH, RIGHT.
[SLOW INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
-BONJOUR, MADAME.
LUNCH IS SERVED.
A LITTLE WHITE VINO.
NAPKIN.
AND FOR THE FIRST
COURSE WE HAVE CHEESE.
-UGH.
THAT CHEESE TASTES
WORSE THAN IT SMELLS.
I HOPE THERE'S SOMETHING
HERE THAT'S EDIBLE.
-I'M SURE WE CAN
FIND SOMETHING.
HAM?
-UGH, NOT WHEN
IT'S FATTY LIKE THAT.
[SOFTLY LAUGHING]
-AH-HA, FRESH TURKEY.
-I'M ALLERGIC TO FOWL.
-[LAUGHS] OF COURSE YOU ARE.
LITTLE PASTA SALAD?
-THAT LOOKS ABOUT A WEEK OLD.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
I'M WATCHING MY WEIGHT.
-[MAKING SOUNDS OF PAIN]
-WHAT?
-BRAIN FREEZE.
YOU SERVE WHITE WINE
CHILLED, NOT FROZEN.
NOW, I'M PROBABLY
GONNA HAVE A HEADACHE
FOR THE REST OF THE DAY.
-YOU KNOW, MAYBE
WE SHOULD GO BACK,
BECAUSE NOTHING I DO
IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU,
SO I DON'T WANT TO WASTE
ANY MORE OF YOUR TIME,
OR MINE, HUH?
-JEEZ, WHAT ARE YOU
GETTING SO UPSET ABOUT?
IT'S NOT LIKE YOU COOKED IT.
YOU'VE GOT
LOUSY TASTE IN DELIS.
I CAN OVERLOOK THAT.
I'M SURE YOU COMPENSATE
IN OTHER AREAS.
-I THINK WE SHOULD HEAD BACK.
BESIDES,
THE WIND IS PICKING UP,
AND THAT'S NOT A GOOD SIGN.
-WELL, WE JUST GOT HERE.
I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING
TO BE AN ADVENTURE.
I MEAN, AREN'T THERE
SOME CAVES, OR GROTTOES,
WE CAN EXPLORE?
-NO, NO!
THERE ARE NO CAVES.
THERE ARE NO GROTTOES,
AND I THINK WE SHOULD
JUST HEAD BACK,
SO START PACKIN' UP!
-ALICIA: NOT UNTIL
WE'VE HAD OUR ADVENTURE.
-GROTTOES AND ADVENTURES,
HOW THE HELL DID I GET
TALKED INTO THIS ONE?
OH, NO!
-WHAT'S WRONG?
OH, MY GOD.
MITCH, GET THAT BOAT!
WELL, UH...
GET OUT THERE!
[DRAMATIC INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
WHY ARE YOU STOPPING?
-MITCH: IT'S CAUGHT
IN THE CURRENT.
-ALICIA: WHAT?
-MITCH: IT'S GONE.
-ALICIA: I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
HOW?
HOW COULD YOU
LET THIS HAPPEN?
-THE ANCHOR DIDN'T SET
PROPERLY, I'M SORRY.
-YOU'RE SORRY?
-YEAH, I'M SORRY.
OH, YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND
THE WORDS, I'M SORRY,
BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER
MADE A MISTAKE, HAVE YOU?
-NO, I HAVE NEVER
GOTTEN ANYONE STRANDED
ON A DESERT ISLAND BEFORE.
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
-I WASN'T THINKING.
I WAS DISTRACTED.
-OH, SO NOW THIS IS MY FAULT,
BECAUSE I WENT FOR A
SWIM IN THE NUDE? PLEASE!
-OKAY, OKAY, LOOK, LET'S JUST
START OVER, ALL RIGHT?
I AM SORRY.
WE'RE NOT STRANDED.
SOMEBODY'S GONNA
FIND US ON THE BEACH,
OR THEY'RE GONNA FIND
THE BOAT, ALL RIGHT?
LOOK, WORSE COMES TO WORST,
WE GOTTA SPEND THE NIGHT HERE.
-SPEND THE NIGHT?
WE CAN'T DO THAT.
SEE, I DON'T SLEEP OUTSIDE.
I NEED A VERY FIRM MATTRESS,
OR I WILL WAKE UP
WITH A STIFF NECK.
BESIDES, I HAVE DINNER
RESERVATIONS AT SPAGO TONIGHT,
AND IF I DON'T SHOW UP,
I WILL NEVER GET
A GOOD TABLE AGAIN.
-OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD.
WELL, THEN WE BETTER
GATHER SOME PALM FRONDS,
BECAUSE WE NEED
TO BUILD A SIGNAL FIRE.
I THINK YOU SHOULD HELP ME.
THE DRIER ONES
BURN MUCH BETTER!
-I'M NOT TOUCHING
ANY PALM FRONDS.
THEY HAVE THESE LITTLE PRICKLY
THINGS ALL ALONG THE EDGES,
AND I HAVE VERY SENSITIVE SKIN.
BESIDES, YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE
FOR GETTING US INTO THIS MESS,
WHY SHOULD I HAVE
TO BAIL YOU OUT?
YOU GATHER
YOUR OWN PALM FRONDS.
-I DON'T THINK WE'RE GONNA
MAKE IT THROUGH THE NIGHT.
-MALE ANNOUNCER: WE'VE GOT
LESS THAN A MINUTE TO PLAY
IN THIS SEMIFINAL GAME.
HUNTINGTON BEACH STILL
LEADING WILL ROGERS BY ONE.
-MAN: SHOOT IT,
SHOOT IT, SHOOT IT!
-ANNOUNCER: FIVE
SECONDS TO PLAY NOW.
[WHISTLE BLOWING]
GOAL BY CODY MADISON!
JUST AS TIME RUNS
OUT IN REGULATION.
WOW! WHAT A FINISH.
WE'RE GONNA LET THE
PLAYERS CATCH THEIR BREATH
BEFORE WE GO INTO OVERTIME.
MEANWHILE ON COURT TWO,
DOCKWEILER'S ABOUT TO WIN
THEIR SEMIFINAL MATCH
AGAINST LAGUNA.
NUMBER 16 HAS GOT THE
BALL, MOVING UP THE SLOT.
HE'S GOT VINCENT MCHALE,
GONNA HIT HIM
FOR THE HAT TRICK.
HE DOES, HE SHOOTS, HE SCORES!
VINCENT MCHALE GETS HIS
THIRD GOAL OF THE GAME.
BOY, IS THAT KID
SOMETHIN' OR WHAT?
DOCKWEILER ADVANCES
TO THE FINALS,
WHERE THEY'LL MEET THE WINNER
OF THE WILL
ROGERS-HUNTINGTON GAME.
-LOOKS LIKE WE GET
THE DOCKWEILERS IN FINALS.
-WE GOTTA WIN THIS ONE FIRST.
COME ON, LET'S DO IT.
-MEN: LET'S GO!
-ANNOUNCER:
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
WE'RE ABOUT TO BEGIN
SUDDEN DEATH OVERTIME.
THE FIRST TEAM TO SCORE, WINS.
AND IF NO ONE WINS IN THREE
MINUTES, WE GO TO A SHOOT OUT.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
-MAN: WITH YOU,
WITH YOU, WITH YOU.
[WHISTLE BLOWING]
-ANNOUNCER:
THAT'S MADISON AGAIN
SCORING THE GAME
WINNER FOR WILL ROGERS.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING
AND SCREAMING]
-NOT HAVING MUCH LUCK, ARE YOU?
-IT RAINED LAST NIGHT.
EVERYTHING IS STILL
A LITTLE DAMP.
-AREN'T THERE SOME HIKERS,
OR SOME CAMPERS SOMEWHERE?
SOMEONE WHO CAN HELP US GET
OFF THIS GODFORSAKEN SAND PILE?
-MAYBE, ON THE OTHER
END OF THE ISLAND.
YOU'RE WELCOME TO GO LOOK
FOR THEM ANYTIME YOU WANT.
IT'S ONLY ABOUT
FIVE MILES ACROSS.
YOU SHOULD BE BACK BY NIGHTFALL.
OH, JUST SO YOU KNOW, THAT'S
OUR LAST BOTTLE OF WATER.
-WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING?
-WHY DIDN'T YOU ASK?
-I WAS THIRSTY.
-NO, YOU'RE SELFISH.
ALL YOU DO IS THINK
ABOUT YOURSELF.
-BOY, THIS IS REALLY
TURNING INTO A DREAM DATE.
I GUESS I SHOULD GO FORAGING
NOW FOR NUTS AND BERRIES,
OTHERWISE WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO
EAT YOUR GOURMET PICNIC LUNCH.
MITCH, THERE'S A BOAT!
OVER HERE!
OVER HERE!
HURRY UP, GET THAT FIRE GOING.
-IT WOULD'VE BEEN GOING BY NOW
IF YOU'D GOTTEN OFF
YOUR DUFF AND HELPED.
-OH, ONCE AGAIN IT'S MY FAULT.
WHEN ARE YOU GONNA TAKE
RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR ACTIONS?
MAYDAY! MAYDAY!
COME ON, IT'S GONNA BE GONE.
HURRY!
WHERE'S THE SMOKE?
IT'S GONE.
HOW COULD YOU BE SO INEPT?
[GRUNTS]
THIS IS IT. I'VE HAD IT.
[GRUNTS]
GREAT,
WAY TO GO, MR. LIFESAVER.
-ANNOUNCER: LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, IT'S FACE OFF TIME
FOR THE NHL BREAKOUT
CHAMPIONSHIP GAME.
-WHAT IS THIS?
-IT'S MY ADDRESS.
WE'LL BE CELEBRATING OUR
VICTORY AFTER THE GAME TODAY.
YOU SHOULD COME BY.
YOU CAN COME TOO, IF YOU WANT.
-IN YOUR DREAMS.
-HEY! I STILL THINK HE'S CUTE.
-HE'S CUTE, BUT HE'S MEAN.
-LET'S HAVE A GOOD GAME.
GOOD LUCK, GUYS.
[AUDIENCE CHEERS AND CLAPS]
-GO, CODY!
-GOALIE!
GOALIE!
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
[DRAMATIC INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
-ANNOUNCER: HE SCORES!
AND WILL ROGERS TAKES
A ONE-NOTHING LEAD.
-MAN: YEAH!
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
-MAN 1: RIGHT SIDE,
RIGHT SIDE, RIGHT SIDE.
-MAN 2: COME ON!
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
-ANNOUNCER: VINCENT MCHALE
SCORES FOR DOCKWEILER.
WE'RE ALL TIED UP.
[DRAMATIC INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
-WHAT?
YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
[AUDIENCE BOOS]
[AUDIENCE CHEERS]
[AUDIENCE BOOS]
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
[CROWD BOOS]
-ANNOUNCER:
VINCENT MCHALE AGAIN.
THE SECOND OF THE GAME, AND
DOCKWEILER TAKES THE LEAD.
-YEAH!
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
[CROWD CHEERS]
-ANNOUNCER:
THAT GOAL BY CODY MADISON
TIES US UP AT TWO, FOLKS,
WITH JUST 30 SECONDS
REMAINING ON THE CLOCK.
TWENTY SECONDS.
TEN SECONDS.
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
[CROWD BOOS]
-THAT'S NUMBER
FOUR, PENALTY SHOT.
-GIVE ME A TIMEOUT.
-REFEREE: TIMEOUT, RED.
-ANNOUNCER: NOW, HOLD
ON A SECOND, FOLKS.
LOOKS LIKE WE GOT A PENALTY
CALL JUST AS TIME EXPIRED.
-CODY, IT'S YOUR SHOT, MAN.
-MY PLEASURE.
-LET'S SEE WHAT
YOU GOT, BEACH BOY.
-ANNOUNCER: IT'S MADISON VS.
MCHALE FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIP.
MADISON SETS UP.
-COME ON, CODY! WHOO!
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
-ANNOUNCER:
THERE'S THE WHISTLE.
[DRAMATIC, INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
MADISON'S DRIVING.
MCHALE COMES OUT OF
HIS CREASE TO MEET HIM.
HE SNEAKS LEFT, HE SHOOTS,
HE SCORES!
AND CODY MADISON WINS IT
FOR WILL ROGERS!
-GOOD JOB! LET'S DO IT.
-IN YOUR FACE! WHOO-HOO!
LET'S GO SHAKE THEIR HANDS.
COME ON, LET'S GO.
-ANNOUNCER: WELL, LET'S
HAVE A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE
FOR BOTH TEAMS.
-GOOD GAME, MAN.
-GOOD GAME.
-ALL RIGHT, GOOD GAME.
-GOOD GAME.
-HEY, MAN, NICE GAME.
-LUCKY SHOT.
-STUPID FOUL.
-COME HERE, YOU BIG STUD.
YUCK!
-YES.
-CONGRATULATIONS.
-THANKS.
-YOU WERE FANTASTIC.
-IT'S NOT HE OLYMPICS,
BUT...
I'LL TAKE IT.
HIGH FIVE!
-WHOO!
-IT'S GONNA BE DARK SOON.
-YEP.
-WHAT DO YOU THINK OUR
CHANCES OF GETTING RESCUED ARE?
-DOESN'T LOOK GOOD.
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT.
THIS PASTA STINKS.
-WELL, THAT PEACH DOESN'T
LOOK TOO BADLY BRUISED.
-OH, RIGHT AGAIN.
-YOU'RE NOT GONNA
GIVE ME ANYTHING?
YOU PREFER I STARVE?
OK, FINE, DON'T
GIVE ME ANY FOOD.
DON'T BE A GENTLEMAN.
YOU KNOW, IT'S GONNA
GET PRETTY CHILLY
WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN.
CAN I AT LEAST WEAR
YOUR WINDBREAKER?
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? BEG?
TURN BLUE IN THE FACE?
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE BEING SO PETTY.
OR MAYBE THE KIND OF MAN THAT
LIKES TO WATCH A WOMAN SUFFER.
-LADY, I'M THE ONE
THAT'S BEEN SUFFERING
LISTENING TO YOU ALL DAY.
SHOE'S ON
THE OTHER FOOT NOW.
BETTER GET USED TO IT.
-OH, REALLY?
-MITCH: HEY, STOP IT.
-MAYBE YOUR FOOD
WILL TASTE BETTER WITH
SAND ALL OVER IT.
-MITCH: STOP IT!
-MAKE ME, YOU CONFIDENT--
-STOP IT! STOP IT!
-I KNEW IT WAS JUST
A MATTER OF TIME
BEFORE YOU GOT PHYSICAL.
-I HARDLY TOUCHED YOU.
-I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I
INTEND TO ASK FOR A FULL REFUND
AS SOON AS WE GET BACK.
THAT'S IF WE EVER GET BACK.
AND IF I DON'T GET TO EAT,
THEN NOBODY GETS TO EAT.
-HEY, HEY, HEY,
DON'T, DON'T DO THAT!
HEY, HEY, COME HERE,
COME HERE, DON'T!
COME HERE, COME HERE!
STOP IT! STOP IT!
[HELICOPTER LOUDLY APPROACHES]
-OH, WHAT'S THAT NOISE?
-WE'RE BEING RESCUED.
-RESCUED?
AH, PUT OUT THE FIRE.
-I AM.
AH, IT'S THE COASTIES.
THEY MUST'VE FOUND THE BOAT.
-THEY HAVEN'T FOUND US YET.
-WELL, LOOKS LIKE
YOU'LL MAKE IT IN TIME
FOR YOUR DINNER
AT SPAGO'S AFTER ALL.
-THANK GOD.
-WOULD YOU LIKE SOME COMPANY?
-AH, HOW SWEET OF YOU TO ASK,
BUT I PROMISED MY FIANCE
IT'D JUST BE THE TWO OF US.
-YOUR FIANCE?
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME
YOU WERE ENGAGED?
-WHY DIDN'T YOU ASK?
[CAR HORN HONKS]
OH, THERE HE IS NOW.
-[LAUGHS] I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
WHAT ABOUT US?
-WE'LL ALWAYS HAVE ANACAPA.
BYE, MITCH.
-SO, YOU MUST'VE HAD
SOME KIND OF ADVENTURE.
-NEWMIE,
THIS COULD BE THE START
OF A BEAUTIFUL FRIENDSHIP.
-WHAT?
[CLOSING THEME PLAYING]