Baywatch (1989–2001): Season 6, Episode 9 - Home Is Where the Heat Is - full transcript

[OPENING THEME PLAYING]

♪ SOME PEOPLE STAND IN THE DARKNESS

♪ AFRAID TO STEP INTO THE LIGHT

♪ SOME PEOPLE NEED TO HELP SOMEBODY

♪ WHEN THE EDGE OF SURRENDER'S IN SIGHT

♪ DON'T YOU WORRY

♪ IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT

♪ 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS READY

♪ I WON'T LET YOU OUT OF MY SIGHT

♪ I'LL BE READY

♪ I'LL BE READY



♪ WHENEVER YOU FEAR

♪ OH, DON'T YOU FEAR

♪ I'LL BE READY

♪ FOREVER AND ALWAYS

♪ I'M ALWAYS HERE

[UPBEAT PIANO MUSIC]

♪ 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS READY

♪ I WON'T LET YOU OUT OF MY SIGHT

♪ I'LL BE READY

♪ I'LL BE READY

♪ WHENEVER YOU FEAR

♪ OH, DON'T YOU FEAR

♪ I'LL BE READY

♪ FOREVER AND ALWAYS



♪ I'M ALWAYS HERE.

BAYWATCH

"HOME IS WHERE THE HEAT IS"

[BEACH GOERS TALKING INDISTINCTLY]

[LIGHT MUSIC]

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

[LIGHT MUSIC]

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

[BIRD CHIRPS]

SO WHEN DID YOU GET IN?

THIS MORNING.

WHY ARE YOU HERE?

TO GET MY 10 DAYS IN.

OH.

AND TO SEE YOU.

YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.

SO WHAT IS THIS?

DIPPING YOUR FEET INTO THE WATER

TO SEE IF YOU WANT TO JUMP IN?

NO. IT'S UH, I DUNNO WHAT IT IS.

ALL I KNOW IS THAT
YOU'RE HERE AND I'M HERE

AND I THOUGHT YOU'D BE HAPPY TO SEE ME.

SO THAT'S WHY YOU'RE STANDING ON THE JETTY

LIKE THE COVER OF A ROMANCE NOVEL?

SO I CAN JUMP IN YOUR ARMS

AND PRETEND THAT EVERYTHING
IS THE WAY IT WAS?

WAIT A SECOND HERE.

CAN WE START ALL OVER AGAIN, PLEASE?

WANNA GO BACK TO YOUR TOWER
AND I'LL SURF IN A WIPE OUT.

AND YOU CAN DECIDE WHETHER
YOU WANT TO SAVE ME

OR LET ME DROWN.

WOULD YOU SAVE ME, C.J.?

THAT DEPENDS.

ON WHAT?

IF YOU REALLY NEEDED ME.

OH, WANNA GET SOME POPCORN THERE?

SURE.

OH, YEAH. CHECK THAT OUT.

FORTUNE TELLING.

AND IT'LL BE OKAY.

REALLY? THAT'S GREAT.

-SURE, NO PROBLEM.
-[WOMAN] THANKS.

HI. YOU WANT YOUR FORTUNE READ?

YEAH, DEFINITELY.

-OKAY. HERE, SHAKE THE BAG.
-[BAG RATTLES]

THERE WE GO.

WATCH, SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

I SEE YOU'RE A SUPER ACHIEVER.

YOU SET HIGH GOALS FOR YOURSELF,

AND I SEE THAT IF YOU STAY FOCUSED,

THINGS WILL WORK OUT OKAY.

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

UH, HOBIE, COME ON. LET'S GO.

HOLD ON. HE'S NOT DONE, YET.

[FINGERS SNAP]

COME ON. FORTUNE TELLING'S STUPID.
IT'S A RIP OFF.

-[HOBIE] HEY.
-LET'S DO SOMETHING ELSE.

IN A MINUTE.

[PEOPLE TALKING INDISTINCTLY]

I'LL, I'LL MEET YOU AT MUSCLE BEACH, OKAY?

[FRENZIED MUSIC]

-GO AROUND.
-ALL RIGHT.

[FRENZIED MUSIC]

HEY. [LAUGHS]

HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.

LET'S GO, MAN.

[BOY GROANS]

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

[BOYS YELL AND LAUGH]

[BOY CHUCKLES]

[GASPS]

[BOYS GRUNTING]

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

[GASPS]

WHAT'S A MATTER, NOT HAPPY TO SEE ME?

LET ME GO!

IF I'D HAVE PUT A LEASH ON YOU

AND YOU'D LEAD ME TO THAT
DEAD BEAT MOTHER OF YOURS.

[GROANS]

THAT'S GONNA ADD ANOTHER 50 TO THE 800

SHE ALREADY OWES ME!

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

SEEN A LITTLE GIRL WITH BLONDE HAIR?

NO, I HAVEN'T SEEN HER, MAN. SORRY.

LET ME GO.

PUT ME DOWN!

LET GO OF ME!

[GRUNTS]

PUT ME DOWN!

SO WHERE IS YOUR MAGNIFICENT MOTHER?

DEAD. SHE DIED IN A CAR CRASH.

[LAUGHS]

OH, YOU ARE GOOD.

BEST LITTLE CON ARTIST I EVER MET.

BUT IT'S TRUE.

SHE DIED JUNE 5TH AT 4:00 IN THE MORNING.

IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME,
CHECK THE HALL OF RECORDS.

SO YOU'RE AN ORPHAN NOW?

JOEY, JOEY.
YOU COULD COME AND LIVE WITH ME.

YOU KNOW I ALWAYS TAKE
IN RUNAWAYS AND OUTCASTS.

YEAH, AND MAKE THEM STEAL FOR YOU.

THEY REPAY MY KINDNESS.

JUST LIKE YOU NEED TO REPAY THE 800 BUCKS

YOUR MOTHER RIPPED OFF ME.

[GATE RATTLES]

LIVIN' WITH US IS BETTER
THAN A FOSTER HOME.

WELL, I'M NOT GOING TO A FOSTER HOME.
I'M BEING ADOPTED.

[SCOFFS]

WHO'D ADOPT YOU?

A LIFEGUARD. HIS NAME IS MITCH BUCHANNON.

SO IF YOU TRY TO HURT ME--

BUCHANNON, YEAH.

SEMI-TALL, DISGUSTINGLY GOOD-LOOKING.

I KNOW WHO HE IS.

WELL, THEN I GUESS HE CAN
PAY ME THE 800 DOLLARS.

NO!

IF HE'S GONNA BE YOU NEW DADDY,

HE'S RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR OLD DEBTS.

THAT COULD RUIN THE ADOPTION.
DON'T DO THAT!

TRAPPER, PLEASE!

WELL, THEN, I GUESS YOU
CAN DO A LITTLE JOB FOR ME

AND REPAY THE DEBT YOURSELF.

NO. I DON'T DO THAT STUFF ANYMORE.

IT'S EITHER THAT, OR THE 800,

OR BYE BYE ADOPTION.

JOEY! JOEY, WHERE ARE YOU?

MEET ME ON PACIFIC NORTH SHORE
OF THE MARINA CHANNEL

AT MIDNIGHT, OR I'LL COME AND SEE YOU.

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'? WHO IS THAT?

IT, IT WAS JUST SOMEONE
MY MOM USE TO KNOW.

COME ON.

GET OUTTA HERE.

[LIGHT MUSIC]

[MITCH] IF I KNOW NEELY,
SHE'LL SUE AND SHE'LL WIN.

NOT IF WE FIRE HER FOR JUST CAUSE.

[SIGHS]

SHE'S A QUALIFIED LIFEGUARD, STEPHANIE,

AND SHE CAN PROVE IT.

AND I CAN PROVE SHE'S A LOOSE CANNON

WHO JEOPARDIZES THE
EFFICIENCY OF THIS DEPARTMENT.

HEY, IT'S NOT THAT EASY
TO FIRE PEOPLE THESE DAYS

AND YOU KNOW IT.

I KNOW, I KNOW,

BUT WITH MATT BACK, YOU KNOW,

IT'S JUST GONNA BE HORRIFIC AROUND HERE.

I'LL HANDLE IT.

MATT'S PROBABLY GOING TO KILL ME

IF C.J. DOESN'T DO IT FIRST.

NOBODY'S GONNA KILL ANYBODY.
I'LL HANDLE IT.

HOW?

THE OLD FASHIONED LIFEGUARD WAY.

AND RIGHT NOW,
I'VE GOT TO LEND MY EXPERTISE

TO THE SELECTION OF
WALLPAPER FOR JOEY'S ROOM.

HEY.

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE
DAD TO A LITTLE GIRL?

I LIKE IT.

[CHUCKLES]

HEY, CHECK THIS ONE OUT.

LITTLE OCEAN MOTIF.
CALM, SOOTHING, BEAUTIFUL, HUH?

OH, COME ON, DAD. THAT ONE'S SORRY.

NOW, THIS ONE IS AWESOME, TOTALLY KILLER.
CHECK IT OUT.

NO, NO.
THAT PATTERN IS ALL OVER THE PLACE.

YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO HAVE
A PATTERN THAT'S CONTINUOUS.

THIS IS CONTINUOUS.

CONTINUOUSLY BORING, YEAH.

I MEAN, THIS ONE'S COOL. IT VIBRATES.

COME ON, LOOK AT IT.

I DON'T THINK JOEY
WANTS HER ROOM TO VIBRATE.

[SCOFFS]

LOOK AT THAT. ENERGETIC DURING THE DAY.

THEN, AT NIGHT, THE LIGHTS GO OFF.
IT'S PERFECT.

I HAVE TO SLEEP WITH THE LIGHTS ON.

YOU KNOW, JOEY, I MEAN, IT IS YOUR ROOM.

WHICH ONE DO YOU LIKE?

WELL, I KINDA LIKE THIS ONE.

THIS ONE? OH, THIS ONE'S GREAT.
THIS IS PERFECT, HUH?

I REALLY DON'T NEED NEW WALLPAPER.

I DON'T EVEN NEED MY OWN ROOM.
I CAN SLEEP ON THE COUCH.

THAT WAY, I CAN GET UP AND MAKE BREAKFAST

WITHOUT BOTHERING YOU.

YOU'RE NOT A GUEST HERE, ANYMORE.

YOU'RE A PERMANENT RESIDENT.

NOT YET.

HEY, YOU'RE GONNA BE. ALL RIGHT?

I HOPE SO. I REALLY LOVE YOU BOTH.

WE LOVE YOU, TOO.

I'M KINDA TIRED. I THINK I'LL GO TO BED.

-GOOD NIGHT.
-GOOD NIGHT.

GOOD NIGHT, HONEY.

[FIRE CRACKLING]
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]

I WANTED TO RUN INTO HIS ARMS,
BUT I COULDN'T.

I JUST STOOD THERE.

SO HE CAME TO YOU.

YOU DID THE RIGHT THING.

I DON'T KNOW.

MAYBE I SHOULD'VE RUN INTO HIS ARMS
LIKE A ROMANCE NOVEL

AND KISSED HIM IN THE SAND WITH
THE WAVES CRASHING OVER US.

[ROMANTIC MUSIC]
[WAVES CRASHING]

[STEPHANIE] EXCEPT THAT'S
NOT WHAT HAPPENS IN REAL LIFE.

IN REAL LIFE, THE WAVE WOULD
SEND YOU TUMBLING END OVER END

AND YOU'D WIND UP WITH SAND IN YOUR MOUTH

AND OTHER ANNOYING PLACES.

YOU'RE SO UNROMANTIC.

I'M VERY ROMANTIC, BUT I'M ALSO REALISTIC.

WHAT DO YOU EXACTLY WANT
TO HAVE HAPPEN WITH MATT?

EXACTLY? WHO KNOWS.

WELL, I MEAN, DO YOU WANNA MARRY HIM?

OR LIVE WITH HIM? DATE HIM?

BE HIS FRIEND, WHAT?

I DON'T KNOW.

NEITHER DOES MATT.

I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID, RIGHT?

RIGHT.

WELL, DON'T TRY TO MAKE THINGS HAPPEN.

JUST LET THINGS UNFOLD NATURALLY.

WELL, IF MATT CAME BACK BECAUSE OF ME,

NOT BECAUSE HE MISSED ME,

BUT BECAUSE HE LOVED ME,

THEN I WOULD LET THINGS UNFOLD NATURALLY.

BUT IF HE CAME BACK BECAUSE
HE MISSED THE BEACH,

MISSED LIFEGUARDING, MISSED HIS FRIENDS,

THEN I JUST CAN'T LET
MYSELF GET HURT AGAIN.

YEAH.

PROTECT YOUR FEELINGS OR
LET YOURSELF BE VULNERABLE.

[STEPHANIE SIGHS]

IT'S ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT QUANDARIES.

[SIGHS]

[LIGHT MUSIC]

[DOOR CLOSES]

[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC]

[CLOCK TICKING]

TAKE IT.

[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC]

[DOOR HANDLE CLICKS]

[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC]

HEY, YOU. [CHUCKLES] I'M SORRY.

I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU COULD
ONLY SLEEP WITH THE LIGHTS ON.

WELL, I'M TRYING TO CHANGE THINGS.

OKAY.

GOOD NIGHT, KID.

SLEEP TIGHT, HUH.
DON'T LET THE BEDBUGS BITE.

-GOOD NIGHT.
-GOOD NIGHT.

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

NOW, MY LITTLE ONE,
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO PAY THE PIPER.

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

[UPBEAT MUSIC]

[GUN COCKS]

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

[BOAT MOTOR HUMMING]

I'VE ALWAYS HAD WARDROBE PEOPLE
TO HELP FASTEN ME.

WELL, I DON'T KNOW.

MY SPECIALTY'S ALWAYS BEEN UNFASTENING.

PROMISE ME... [MOANS]

PROMISE ME YOU'LL NEVER UNFASTEN
ANYONE BUT ME, EVER AGAIN.

SHOULD I ADD AN ADDENDUM
TO OUR PRENUPTIAL?

[LAUGHS] I COULD JUST PICTURE OUR LAWYERS

FIGHTING OVER THAT ONE.

THE WONDERFUL THING ABOUT FALLING IN LOVE

WITH A WOMAN WITH JUST
AS MUCH MONEY AS ME,

OUR LAWYERS CAN DO ALL THE
FIGHTING WHILE WE MAKE LOVE.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

GO!

COME ON. GO, GO, GO, GO!

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

[GRUNTS]

[GROANS]

[GRUNTS]

OH!

[GRUNTS]
[METAL CLANGING]

WHAT'S THAT?

I DUNNO. WE'RE SLOWING DOWN.

[GRUNTS]

[MAN SCREAMS]

[WATER SPLASHES]

HEY, WHAT'S GOIN' ON?

[MAN SCREAMS]

[WATER SPLASHES]

-HEY.
-[GRUNTING]

GET OFF HIM!

COOPERATE AND YOU WON'T GET HURT.

STOP STRUGGLING. CHILL.

YOU DON'T WANNA SEE WHO WE ARE

'CAUSE THEN WE'LL FEED YOU TO THE SHARKS.

LOOK, TAKE WHAT YOU WANT.

PUT US AND OUR CREW ON THE LIFEBOAT

AND TAKE THE YACHT IF YOU WANT IT.

THIS IS NOT ONE OF YOUR
MULTINATIONAL CORPORATIONS.

YOU ARE MY HOSTAGES.

I'M GETTING 25 MILLION...

FOR EACH OF YOU.

I'LL PAY YOU 5 MILLION RIGHT NOW

IF YOU CALL THIS THING OFF.

THAT'S 5 MILLION, RISK FREE,
NO CHANCE OF PRISON.

PEOPLE WILL BE LOOKING FOR US.

NO.

THEY'VE BEEN INSTRUCTED NOT TO DISTURB YOU

ON YOUR HONEYMOON.

HOW YOU DOIN'?

SO YOU WORK 10 DAYS
AND STAY ON THE ROSTER,

THEN WHAT?

I HAVEN'T DECIDED.

MITCH, UM, WHAT'S GOING ON WITH NEELY?

OH, I DUNNO. I DUNNO.

LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO
DISRUPT THE DEPARTMENT

WITH ANYMORE SOAP OPERA RELATIONSHIPS

THAN WE ALREADY HAVE, OKAY?

IS C.J. INVOLVED IN ANY OF THEM?

I DUNNO.

CAROLINE SAYS C.J. IS INTERESTED IN CODY

AS A WAY OF GETTING OVER YOU.

BUT STEPHANIE IS CODY'S SWIM COACH

AND I SEE A MAY-SEPTEMBER
THING DEVELOPING THERE.

NOW, CAROLINE AND CODY ARE CLOSE FRIENDS,

VERY CLOSE FRIENDS,
WHICH MAKES LOGAN VERY JEALOUS

BECAUSE HE'S VERY INTERESTED IN CAROLINE.

AS LONG AS IT DOESN'T INTERFERE

WITH HIS HITTING ON OTHER GIRLS,
ESPECIALLY NEELY,

WHO WAS SEEN KISSING CODY
AT A BEACH BOYS CONCERT.

AND WHERE DO YOU FIT IN THE MIX?

ME? UH, I'M THE AUDIENCE.

[CHUCKLES]

QUESTION IS, WHERE DO YOU FIT IN?

[KNOCKING AT DOOR]

[PHONE RINGS IN DISTANCE]

YOU WANTED TO SEE ME?

AH, PERFECT TIMING, HUH?

SIT DOWN.

[CHUCKLES] YOU, TOO.

NEELY, MATT'S COMING BACK TO LIFEGUARD.

I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT
I SUPPORT HIM 100 PERCENT,

SO DOES STEPHANIE AND SO DOES
EVERY LIFEGUARD AT BAYWATCH.

YOU MEAN, EXCEPT FOR C.J.

AT LEAST, I HEARD SHE WASN'T TOO THRILLED

ABOUT HAVING HIM BACK.

EXCUSE ME, WHY DON'T YOU
MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS?

KNOCK IT OFF!

NOW, YOU'LL BOTH BEHAVE
AS PROFESSIONALS,

OR YOU'RE BOTH OUTTA HERE.

THIS SOAP OPERA STUFF,
LOOK, I DON'T NEED THIS.

GET THE SCUBA GEAR ON THEM.

GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME!

YOU HAVE SIX HOURS OF AIR.

AND ONE MORE THING...

YOU BETTER PRAY WE'RE
50 MILLION RICHER BY THEN,

'CAUSE NO ONE'S GONNA FIND YOU

UNLESS WE TELL THEM WHERE YOU ARE.

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

[WATER BUBBLING]

[GRUNTING]

[WATER BUBBLING]

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

[GRUNTS]

[SIGHS]

LOOK, HOW LONG ARE YOU GONNA PRETEND

THAT I DON'T EXIST?

WHO'S PRETENDING?

MITCH AND STEPHANIE PUT US TOGETHER

TO WORK THINGS OUT, MATT.

YOU READY TO TELL THE TRUTH?

YOU GOTTA SEE IT FROM MY POINT OF VIEW.

YOU BACKED ME INTO A CORNER,
YOU FORCED ME TO LIE.

YOU WERE DRUNK IN YOUR TOWER, NEELY.

I HAD TO SAY SOMETHING.

I KNOW.

I KNOW THAT, NOW.

MATT, IT'S NEVER HAPPENED AGAIN.

BEING A LIFEGUARD IS THE ONLY THING

THAT HAS EVER MADE ME
FEEL GOOD ABOUT MYSELF.

THEY WOULD'VE FIRED ME.

AND ALL I COULD THINK OF IS
TO SAY THAT YOU HARASSED ME.

I'M SORRY.

THEN TELL STEPHANIE AND MITCH THE TRUTH.

IT'S NOT TOO LATE.

WITHOUT THE THREAT OF A LAWSUIT,

THEY'RE GONNA FIRE ME.

OR MAYBE THEY'LL START TO TRUST YOU.

[BOAT MOTOR REVS]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

LIFEGUARDS.

GET US OUTTA HERE. COME ON!

[BOAT MOTOR CRANKS]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

[PEOPLE TALKING INDISTINCTLY]

GIVE TO THE ORPHANS. HELP THE CHILDREN.

HI. ALL THE MONEY GOES TO HELPING
AN ORPHAN GET ADOPTED,

INSTEAD OF BEING PUT IN A FOSTER HOME.

THANKS!

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
I'VE BEEN LOOKIN' ALL OVER FOR YOU.

-WELL--
-[HOBIE] WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

HOW MUCH MONEY'S IN THERE?

I VOLUNTEERED TO RAISE MONEY
FOR AN IMPORTANT CAUSE.

IS THIS ANOTHER SCAM?

NO, NO. EVERYTHING I'M SAYING IS TRUE.

ALL THE MONEY GOES TO SOMEONE ELSE.

HEY, A LITTLE APPRECIATION.

[CROWD MURMURS]

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

UM. THERE'S THE GUY FROM THE ORGANIZATION.

I'VE GOTTA GO GIVE HIM THE MONEY.

STAY HERE, OKAY?

SEE YOU AROUND IN THE FUNNY PAPERS.
THANK YOU.

HEY.

I WAITED FOR YOU FOR OVER AN HOUR,
YA KNOW.

YOU'LL GET YOUR 800 BUCKS.

HERE, I'VE ALREADY GOT 135. TAKE IT.

I'LL GET YOU THE REST SOON.

YOU ARE SUCH AN ENTERPRISING
LITTLE SWINDLER.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT,
THIS DOESN'T CHANGE ANYTHING.

ONLY NOW, WE'RE GONNA HAVE
TO MAKE IT A DAYTIME HEIST.

AND THIS TIME, I'M GONNA COME AND GET YOU.

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

[PEOPLE TALKING INDISTINCTLY]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

MUST HAVE FALLEN OFF THE BOAT.
CALL ME A HELO.

BAYWATCH HEADQUARTERS,
THIS IS RESCUE SCARAB TWO.

WE HAVE A MAN IN THE WATER

FIVE MILES SOUTHWEST OF POINT MAGOO.

WE NEED HELICOPTER BACKUP.

OH, GOD. HE'S HYPOTHERMIC.

ALL RIGHT.

CHECK HIS BLOOD PRESSURE.

[MOANING]

HOW'D YOU GET OUT THERE, SIR? TALK TO ME.

WAS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE WITH YOU?

OKAY, I'M GONNA PUT THIS OXYGEN MASK

OVER YOUR NOSE AND MOUTH, ALL RIGHT?

[GROANING]

WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM?

-[MUMBLED SPEECH]
-WHAT'S HE SAYING?

MONARCH.

[HELICOPTER WHIRRING]

ARE YOU SURE HE SAID MONARCH?

YEAH, I THINK.

THAT'S THE YACHT WE PASSED EARLIER TODAY.

LET'S GO CHECK IT OUT.

HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY
PUT MATT AND NEELY TOGETHER

ON THE SAME SCARAB?

IF THEY CAN'T WORK TOGETHER,
I WANNA FIND OUT NOW.

WHAT IF SHE LIES AGAIN?

WHAT IF SHE SAYS HE TRIED SOMETHING?

C.J., I'LL HANDLE IT. COME ON, LET'S GO.

WELL, IT'S 4:00.
THEY'VE BEEN MISSING FOR TWO HOURS.

I JUST WANNA KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING.

I NEED THIS. I REALLY, REALLY NEED THIS.

THERE IT IS.

MONARCH, MONARCH.
THIS IS BAYWATCH SCARAB ONE.

I REPEAT, MONARCH, MONARCH.
THIS IS BAYWATCH SCARAB ONE.

COME IN. [RADIO STATIC]

I'LL CHECK IT OUT.

[BOAT MOTOR HUMS]

HELLO?

HELLO, IS ANYBODY UP HERE?

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

[CLICKING TONGUE]

YOU SHOULDN'T BE SO CURIOUS.

YES, I'D LIKE TO RUN A REGISTRATION CHECK

ON THE YACHT, MONARCH.

TELL THEM TO CANCEL THE REQUEST.

SIGN OFF.

YES, I'D LIKE TO CANCEL THAT REQUEST.
SCARAB ONE OUT.

DITCH IT IN ONE OF THE COVES
IN THE ISLAND AND HURRY BACK.

THE RANSOM'S SUPPOSE
TO BE HERE WITHIN THE HOUR.

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

CAN YOU REACH IT?

NO.

LET ME TRY. MY LEGS ARE LONGER.

IT'S THESE WATERS.

THEY'RE JUST UNLUCKY FOR ME,
THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

WELL, THAT OIL PLATFORM COLLAPSED

LESS THAN A MILE FROM HERE.

AND I SURVIVED THAT BY
SOME SORT OF MIRACLE.

AND NOW,

GOD, I HATE THIS PART OF THE OCEAN.

[DOOR CREAKS]

RIDE THIS OUT, YOU MAY SURVIVE.

TRY AND BE HEROES,
AND EVEN YOUR LIFEGUARD BUDDIES

WON'T BE ABLE TO SAVE YOU FROM DROWNING.

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

[GRUNTS]

[HANDCUFF CLANKING]

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

WELL, I'M SURE NEELY'S CONNED MATT
INTO TRUSTING HER.

BET THEY'RE BONDING.

DISPATCH SAID MATT WAS CHECKING ON A YACHT

NAMED THE MONARCH, BUT SUDDENLY CANCELLED.

COAST GUARD'S CHECKIN' IT OUT

AND SAID THEY'D HELP US SEARCH.

I GUESS THEY FOUND SOMETHING
MORE INTERESTING TO DO.

I SHOULD'VE GOT INVOLVED
WITH SOMEONE LIKE YOU.

I MEAN, YOU'RE STRONG, YOU'RE SEXY,
YOU'RE INTELLIGENT.

MOST OF ALL, YOU'RE STABLE.

WELL, FORGET STABLE,

LET'S GO BACK TO THE INTELLIGENT,
SEXY PART.

OH, COME ON, MITCH.

YOU MUST'VE KNOWN
I'VE ALWAYS HAD A THING FOR YOU.

WHAT KIND OF THING?

A FORBIDDEN FRUIT KIND OF THING.

OH.

HOW MUCH TIME DO WE HAVE LEFT?

45 MINUTES.

WE'RE IN THE SCARAB'S LAST KNOWN POSITION.

BANNER, APPRECIATE YOUR HELP,

BUT YOU CAN HEAD DUE SOUTH.

WE'LL HEAD DUE NORTH TOWARDS THE YACHT.

NO SIGN OF THE SCARAB, YET.

THE COAST GUARD HELO SPOTTED THE MONARCH

ABOUT 5 MILES DUE NORTH.

NOBODY ON BOARD.

GUESS WHO IT WAS REGISTERED TO.

I GIVE UP.

PRICE REYNOLDS.

WELL, NO WONDER THEY COULDN'T SEE ANYBODY.

HE JUST MARRIED JILL COOPER.

THEY'RE ON SOME SECRET HONEYMOON.

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

-THERE YOU GO.
-[NEELY] I GOT IT.

[GRUNTS]

[HANDCUFFS CLANKING]

THIS BETTER WORK.

I HAVE SKINNY WRISTS.
I'M ALWAYS LOSING BRACELETS.

[GRUNTS]

[MATT] OKAY.

OKAY, OKAY. COME ON.

WE SHOULD BRING MORE AIR DOWN THERE.

KEEP 'EM ALIVE ANOTHER FEW HOURS.

THE PLAN IS THE PLAN.

I DON'T GIVE A DAMN
IF THEY'RE DEAD OR ALIVE.

AS LONG AS THE RANSOM'S PAID.

MORE LIFEGUARDS.

[BOAT MOTOR REVVING]

EXCUSE ME. CAN I TALK
TO MR. REYNOLDS, PLEASE?

CAN'T BE DISTURBED.

WHY NOT?

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

[GRUNTS]

[GROANS]

[GRUNTS]

AH!

[GRUNTS]

OH!

[GRUNTS]

[GROANS]

WHERE ARE THE REYNOLDS?

THEY'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED.
I THINK I KNOW WHERE THEY ARE.

THEY'RE UNDERWATER
ON THE COLLAPSED OIL PLATFORM.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

[WATER BUBBLING]

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

YEAH. JOEY WENT OFF
WITH SOME GUY IN VENICE.

ARE YOU SURE IT WAS THE SAME GUY?

POSITIVE. FIRST, SHE SAID
HE WAS A FRIEND OF HER MOM'S.

THEN, SHE TOLD ME

HE WAS THE HEAD
OF SOME WELFARE ORGANIZATION,

AND THEN SHE GAVE HIM MONEY.

ALL RIGHT. DESCRIBE HIM TO ME
IN EVERY DETAIL.

HE WAS A LITTLE TALLER THAN YOU.

HE HAD A BLACK TOP HAT
AND A BIG WALKING STICK.

[MITCH] THAT'S GOTTA BE TRAPPER.

[BOYS TALKING INDISTINCTLY]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

LIFEGUARD! GO.

GET OUTTA HERE.

COME ON, LET'S GO.

[BOY] RUN! MOVE IT, TOMMY!

WHERE IS HE? WHERE'S TRAPPER?

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

[TOY SQUEAKS]

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

[GRUNTS]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

[COINS CLINK]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[GRUNTS]

[GASPS]

ALL RIGHT, WHERE'S JOEY?

[GRUNTS]

[GROANS]

THIS IS ASSAULT AND BATTERY, MAN!

YOU ALL RIGHT?

YES.

SHE'S THIEF, MAN.
SHE'S A LITTLE CON ARTIST.

WHEN YOU FIND OUT WHAT I KNOW ABOUT HER,

YOU WON'T WANT TO ADOPT
THE LITTLE CRIMINAL.

I KNOW EVERYTHING
I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT HER.

[GRUNTS]

NOW, LISTEN TO ME.

WE LOVE YOU AND YOU'RE
PART OF OUR FAMILY NOW.

AND WHATEVER YOU'VE DONE IN THE PAST

DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING, OKAY?

REALLY? DO YOU MEAN THAT?

I MEAN IT.

BUT NO CONS AND NO CRIMES EVER AGAIN.

GET IT?

GOT IT.

GOOD.

AND YOU,

I'LL TALK TO EVERY COP AND
EVERY LIFEGUARD ON THE BEACH.

WE SEE YOU DOWN HERE AGAIN,
MAN, YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL.

YOU GOT IT?

YEAH, YOU'VE MADE YOURSELF CLEAR.
CRYSTAL CLEAR.

GO ON, GET OUTTA HERE.

THANK YOU. THANK YOU AND GOODBYE.

[STICK SNAPS]
[METAL JANGLES]

[CHUCKLES]

-LET'S GO HOME, HUH?
-OKAY.

HEY. [HUMMING]

[LAUGHS]

[LIGHT MUSIC]

[ROMANTIC MUSIC]

SO WE'LL PLAY IT BY EAR?

SEE HOW IT FEELS.

[ROMANTIC MUSIC]

[INSPIRATIONAL MUSIC]

[CLOSING THEME PLAYING]