Baywatch (1989–2001): Season 5, Episode 4 - Baja Run - full transcript

-[THEME MUSIC]

-♪ SOME PEOPLE STAND
IN THE DARKNESS ♪

♪ AFRAID TO STEP
INTO THE LIGHT ♪

♪ SOME PEOPLE NEED
TO HELP SOMEBODY ♪

♪ WHEN THE EDGE OF
SURRENDER'S IN SIGHT ♪

♪ DON'T YOU WORRY

♪ IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT

♪ 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS READY

♪ I WON'T LET YOU
OUT OF MY SIGHT ♪

♪ I'LL BE READY

♪ I'LL BE READY



♪ NEVER YOU FEAR

♪ NO, DON'T YOU FEAR

♪ I'LL BE READY

♪ FOREVER AND ALWAYS

♪ I'M ALWAYS HERE

♪ 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS READY

♪ I WON'T LET YOU
OUT OF MY SIGHT ♪

♪ I'LL BE READY

♪ I'LL BE READY

♪ NEVER YOU FEAR

♪ NO, DON'T YOU FEAR

♪ I'LL BE READY

♪ FOREVER AND ALWAYS

♪ I'M ALWAYS HERE



-[EXCITING MUSIC]

-[SIREN BLARING]

-CHECK OUT HIS JEEP.

I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND THE STUFF
THIS CREEP STOLE FROM ME.

-I DIDN'T STEAL
ANYTHING FROM YOU, JAKE.

-JUST SAVE IT, CORT.

THIS IS THE END OF THE LINE.

I WIN.

-NADA.

-WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NOTHING?

WHERE ARE THEY, CORT?

-I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

-THE HELL YOU DON'T.

-[SPEAKS IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

THAT'S ENOUGH.

I WANT BOTH OF YOU
OUT OF HERE, NOW.

YOU GRINGOS CAN SETTLE THIS
ACROSS THE BORDER,

AND I'M GONNA TAKE YOU
THERE MYSELF, TO BE SURE.

YOU FOLLOW US IN
THE JEEP, AND YOU,

GET IN MY JEEP NOW.

VAMANOS!

-HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!

YOU BREAK IT, IT'S YOURS!

-[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]

-WHEN WE'RE DONE WITH OUR RUN,

I'M GONNA TAKE A SWIM
OUT AROUND THE FAR BUOY.

YOU UP FOR THAT?

-YEAH, OF COURSE.

-GREAT.

-THE MORE WORKOUTS
THE BETTER, ACTUALLY,

'CAUSE I'M A LITTLE BIT WORRIED
ABOUT THE ROOKIE TEST.

-AH, DON'T BE.

I'LL BE JUST FINE.

-I WASN'T WORRIED
ABOUT YOU, LOGAN.

I WAS WORRIED ABOUT ME.

-WHAT DO YOU HAVE
TO BE WORRIED ABOUT?

YOUR SISTER IS A LIEUTENANT.

YOU'RE IN LIKE FLYNN.
-WHOA, WHOA, WAIT A SECOND.

STEPHANIE DOES NOT WORK
THAT WAY, LOGAN.

I HAVE TO QUALIFY
LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE.

-YOU KNOW, IT'S RIDICULOUS
THAT I HAVE TO QUALIFY.

I'VE BEEN GUARDING IN
AUSTRALIA FOR YEARS.

-YEAH, BUT NOT HERE.

IT'S THE RULES.

-STICK AROUND UP HERE, OKAY?

-HEY, JOHN, GET ME ZOE
ON THE LINE, WILL YA?

-OH!

LET'S GO.

-CORT.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

-YEAH, I GOTTA GO.
SEE YOU LATER.

-ALL RIGHT. BYE-BYE.

-WOMAN: WOO-HOO! LOOK AT YOU!

-[BOTH LAUGH]

-MITCHELL, BUDDY!

IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU.

-NOT AS GREAT AS IT IS
THAT YOU CAN STILL ME.

-AH, YOU KNOW, AS LONG AS
YOU'RE STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT

OF ME, ABOUT, ABOUT LIKE THIS.

-YEAH. FOR A MINUTE THERE,
I THOUGHT YOU WERE BLIND.

-YEAH, WELL, MY EYESIGHT
HASN'T DETERIORATED

SINCE MY LAST RP
CHECKUP, WHICH MEANS

I HAVEN'T LOST ANY MORE
OF MY PERIPHERAL VISION.

OF COURSE, I STILL MISS
A LOT OF HANDSHAKES.

-AND BINOCULARS.

.-[BOTH LAUGH]

-SO WHAT BRINGS YOU BACK HERE?

WAIT A MINUTE.

I KNOW THAT LOOK IN YOUR EYE.

YOU GET THAT LOOK IN
YOUR EYE RIGHT BEFORE--

-RIGHT BEFORE WE HAVE
THE TIME OF OUR LIVES.

-YEAH, RIGHT, RIGHT.

PUT THOSE GLASSES BACK ON.
THE DOCTOR SAID YOU'RE
SUPPOSED TO WEAR THEM.

-ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
-PUT THEM ON.

-NOW, COME ON.
I WANT TO TELL YOU
WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO.

-[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]

-[HEAVY BREATHING]

-OH, DAMMIT!

-WHAT IS IT?

LOGAN, WHAT'S WRONG?

-IT'S A CRAMP.
IT'S OKAY, I'LL WORK IT OUT.

YOU GO AHEAD.
-NO, I'M NOT GONNA
LEAVE YOU HERE ALONE!

-YOUR HEART RATE IS
GONNA SLOW DOWN, CAROLINE.

YOU NEED THE WORK OUT.

YOU SAID SO YOURSELF.

-BUT-- OKAY, I
MEAN, IF YOU'RE SURE

YOU'RE GONNA BE ALL RIGHT.

-I'M SURE. GO AHEAD, HUN.

I'LL SEE YOU BACK
IN HEADQUARTERS.

AHH!

-[PEOPLE CHATTERING]

-GOOD MORNING.

EXCUSE ME! HI!

-CAN I HELP YOU?

-WELL, THAT ALL DEPENDS.

-ON WHAT?

-ON WHAT YOU CAN TELL ME ABOUT
A CERTAIN BEAUTIFUL WOMAN.

-AND WHAT WOMAN MIGHT THAT BE?

-THE LADY IN WHITE.

-KATHLEEN HUNTINGTON?

-YEAH.

WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME
ABOUT KATHLEEN HUNTINGTON?

-SHE'S A RICH, BORED WIDOW.

WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?

-NOTHING ELSE.

THAT'S MORE THAN ENOUGH.

-SORRY TO HEAR
ABOUT YOU AND GAIL.

I KNOW HOW PAINFUL IT
MUST HAVE BEEN FOR YOU.

-WE ALMOST GOT MARRIED AGAIN.

BUT I SURVIVED THAT, AND
AN EARTHQUAKE [LAUGHS].

-WELL, YOU'VE
BEEN THROUGH A LOT.

WHAT YOU NEED IS A DIVERSION.

YOU KNOW, SOMETHING TO
TAKE YOUR MIND OFF IT ALL.

-YEAH, WHY DON'T
YOU CUT TO THE CHASE?

-THAT'S A GREAT
CHOICE OF WORDS, MITCH.

I WANT TO HEAD TO THE
BAJA RUN DUNE BUGGY RACE,

AND I WANT YOU TO GO WITH ME.

-[LAUGHS] THE BAJA?

-YEAH.
-THE MOST COMPETITIVE RACE
THERE IS, WITH YOUR VISION.

THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
-THAT'S WHY I NEED YOU, MITCH.

YOU'RE A GREAT DRIVER.

YOU'VE DONE THIS RACE.

YOU KNOW THE COURSE.

-THAT'S A LONG TIME AGO.

-MITCH, I NEED YOUR HELP.

I MEAN, I CAN STILL--
I CAN STILL DRIVE AND ALL.

I SCAN LIKE CRAZY FROM
SIDE TO SIDE, BUT [SIGHS],

FOR THIS RACE, I COULD
USE ANOTHER PAIR OF EYES.

-YOU'RE BROKE.

-OF COURSE I'M BROKE, WHY?

-AND THIS IS ANOTHER ONE OF
YOUR MONEY-MAKING SCHEMES.

-NO, NO, NO, NO.

THIS RACE DOESN'T
HAVE ANY PRIZE MONEY.

IT'S JUST FOR A
TROPHY, YOU KNOW THAT.

IT'S PURE EGO.

-[SIGHS]

-COME ON, MITCH.
WE'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO
THIS RACE, JUST YOU AND ME,

JUST KICKING UP DUST FROM HERE
TO BAJA, BAM, RIGHT ACROSS

THE BORDER.

WE CAN ACE THIS.

-YOU DON'T HAVE A MECHANIC,
AND YOU DON'T HAVE A CAR.

-I HAVE A MECHANIC AND A
CAR, AND THEY'RE BOTH WAITING
FOR US DOWN IN BAJA.

-AHHH.

WELL, I'M SORRY,
PAL, BUT, YOU KNOW,

I'VE GOT A SON, AND I'VE GOTTA
BABYSIT HOB--.

-[LAUGHS] I JUST
TALKED TO GARNER.

HE'S TAKING HIM
CAMPING THIS WEEKEND.

COME ON, WHAT DO YOU SAY?

-I SAY YOU'RE CRAZY.

-HUH!

-AND I SAY I'M CRAZY FOR
WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SAY.

WHEN DO WE LEAVE?

-YES!

OH, FIRST THING TOMORROW!

MITCH, OLD BUDDY, YOU'RE
NOT GONNA REGRET THIS.

-I BETTER NOT, OLD BUDDY.

NOW, PUT THOSE GLASSES BACK ON.
-ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

-I THOUGHT YOU
WOULD SUPPORT ME!

-[COUPLE ARGUING]

-OH, COME BACK HERE!

I HATE YOU!

I FEEL SO BETRAYED!

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT!

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SOLD MY
SCRIPT AND YOUR NAME ON IT!

I FEEL SO BETRAYED!

I'M GONNA KILL YOU!

HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?

-STOP! COME ON!

-I'M GONNA GIVE YOU
EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT!

-ALL RIGHT. KNOCK IT OFF.

KNOCK IT OFF!

ALL RIGHT, COME ON!
KNOCK IT OFF!

COME ON! COME ON!

TAKE IT EASY. COME ON.

COME ON. ALL RIGHT.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

-HE SOLD MY SCRIPT
AND PUT HIS NAME ON IT.

I'LL KILL HIM!
-I DID NOT PUT MY
NAME ON YOUR SCRIPT!

SHE'S CRAZY!

DON'T EVER GET MAD!

-AHH. OKAY.

-ARE YOU CALM?
-YES.

-ALL RIGHT.
I'M GONNA PUT YOU DOWN NOW.

OKAY, TAKE IT EASY.

-FINE. FINE.

-HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!

THIS IS NOT THE PLACE
TO HAVE THIS ARGUMENT.

NOT IN THE OCEAN
OR ON THE BEACH.

-YEAH.
-TAKE THIS HOME, HUH?

-NO, THE LAWYER'S OFFICE!

UGH!

-YOU ALL RIGHT?

-SEE YOU IN COURT!

-OH, YOU BET YOU WILL!

-GLAD WE DON'T HAVE THOSE
KIND OF PROBLEMS, HUH?

[LAUGHS] HAVE A GOOD DAY.

-YOU LOOK WONDERFUL.

-[BOTH LAUGH]

-I DIDN'T KNOW...

I THOUGHT-- I DIDN'T KNOW IF--

-WHAT, YOU THINK I'D
GO BLIND AND MISS OUT
ON ALL YOUR BEAUTY?

-WELL, YOU DON'T LOOK
SO BAD YOURSELF.

HOW LONG YOU IN TOWN FOR?

-UNTIL TOMORROW.

MITCH AND I ARE ENTERED IN
THE DUNE BUGGY RACE IN BAJA.

-TOMORROW?

-YEAH.

-CAN YOU SEE WELL
ENOUGH FOR THAT?

-WELL ENOUGH.

JUST HAVE TO KEEP
MOVING MY HEAD CONSTANTLY.

BUT ALL IN ALL, IT'S
A PRETTY GOOD SYSTEM.

-BUT A RACE?

-THAT'S WHY MITCH
IS GOING WITH ME.

I'LL BE FINE, CJ, REALLY.

LISTEN, UH, I GOTTA GO.

THERE'S A LOT OF
STUFF WE HAVE TO DO
BEFORE WE LEAVE.

-WELL, I GUESS YOU DIDN'T
COME TO SEE ME THEN.

-CJ, THERE ARE JUST
SOME OTHER THINGS I HAVE

TO TAKE CARE OF THIS TIME.

-YEAH, BUT NOT ME.

-CJ.

-JOHN, DO ME A FAVOR.

DON'T GIVE ME A PASSIONATE
KISS UNLESS YOU HAVE

THE TIME OR THE INCLINATION
TO CARRY IT THROUGH.

-I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

-OKAY, SEE YA!

-[BOTH LAUGH]
-I DIDN'T SAY--

-HI, MATT.

-HI, CAROLINE.

-I'LL PICK YOU
UP AT SEVEN, OKAY?

BE READY. BYE.

-[LAUGHS] WHAT DO
YOU SEE IN THAT JERK?

-WE'RE JUST FRIENDS, MATT.

-WELL, UH, HE MUST BE
A BETTER FRIEND THAN ME

BECAUSE YOU OBVIOUSLY
FORGOT THAT WE HAD

DINNER PLANS TONIGHT.

-OH GOD. MATT, WAIT A SECOND.

I'M SORRY.

LOOK, I FEEL TERRIBLE.
I DID FORGET.

MAYBE WE COULD DO
IT ANOTHER TIME.

-SURE.

WE'LL DO IT ANOTHER TIME.

-OH, YEAH!

-WHOSE BOARDS?

-OURS, JUST IN CASE
WE RUN INTO A FEW WAVES

ON THE WAY BACK.

-SOUNDS GOOD.

-EXCUSE ME, WHERE DO
YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?

IN, IN, IN!
-OKAY, YOU CAN
DRIVE, YOU CAN DRIVE.

HOPE YOU KNOW HOW
TO DRIVE A STICK.

-ON THE ROAD AGAIN?

-OH, YEAH.

-HEY!

HOW ARE YOU DOING?

OH, WELL, THAT'S LIFE.

-[LOUD SCREAMING]

[LOUD SCREAMING]

-[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

-HELP!

HELP!

UHH! UHH!

UHH!

-DON'T WORRY. YOU'RE OKAY.

EVERYTHING'S FINE.

-[COUGHING]

-OKAY, I'LL PUT YOU DOWN.

OKAY.

-[HEAVY BREATHING]
-ARE YOU OKAY?

-I'VE NEVER BEEN SO FRIGHTENED.

[HEAVY BREATHING]

THANK YOU.

YOU SAVED MY LIFE.

-I'M JUST SORRY HE GOT AWAY.

DAMN.

-I'M KATHLEEN HUNTINGTON.

-LOGAN FOWLER.

LET ME HELP YOU
BACK TO YOUR PLACE.

-I'M FINE, REALLY.

YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH.
I-- I LIVE RIGHT UP THE BEACH.

-NO, I INSIST.
I'M A LIFEGUARD AND
I'M GONNA GET YOU BACK

TO YOUR PLACE SAFE AND
SOUND, AND THEN MAKE OUT

AN INCIDENT REPORT, OKAY?

-OKAY. OKAY.

-[PEOPLE CHATTERING]

-HI.

-HI.

DID YOU HAVE A GOOD
TIME LAST NIGHT?

-YEAH.

YEAH, I DID.

OH, GOD, THIS IS
REALLY DIFFICULT.

UM, MATT, I FEEL REALLY BAD

THAT I JUST COMPLETELY
FORGOT ABOUT OUR DATE.

I MEAN, I JUST DON'T
DO THINGS LIKE THAT

SO I FIGURED THAT THERE
MUST BE A REASON WHY.

IT'S JUST-- IT'S LIKE MY
HEAD IS SOMEPLACE ELSE.

-YOU MEAN, WITH LOGAN?

-I DON'T KNOW.

FOR ME, HE'S [SIGHS].

-LOOK, CAROLINE, IF
YOU'RE TRYING TO TELL ME

THAT YOU DON'T WANT
TO SEE ME ANYMORE,

THERE'S GOTTA BE AN EASIER
WAY, DON'T YOU THINK?

-I'M REALLY SORRY.

LOOK, PLEASE DON'T
TAKE THIS PERSONALLY.

-NO.

NOW, WHY SHOULD I TAKE
YOUR PICKING ANOTHER GUY

OVER ME PERSONALLY, CAROLINE?

I JUST HOPE YOU SEE THROUGH HIM

BEFORE HE HURTS YOU.

-YOU KNOW, HE'S REALLY
NOT THAT BAD, MATT,

IF YOU GAVE HIM A CHANCE.

AND HE HAPPENS TO BE A
REALLY GOOD LIFEGUARD.

I THINK WE COULD BOTH
LEARN SOMETHING FROM HIM.

-YEAH.

HE'S A GREAT
LIFEGUARD, ALL RIGHT.

MAYBE THE BEST.

-[PEOPLE CHATTERING]

-STEPH!

STEPHANIE, WAIT UP!

-HEY! PERFECT TIMING.

-OH, NO, NOT REALLY PERFECT.

I WAS ACTUALLY WAITING
FOR YOU TO GET OFF-DUTY.

I WANTED TO TALK TO
YOU ABOUT SOMETHING.

-COULD THIS HAVE
ANYTHING TO DO WITH MEN?

-OH, WELL, NOT ENTIRELY.

ONLY ABOUT 98%.

UM, WELL, I JUST MADE
A DECISION, THAT'S ALL.

MATT IS A REALLY GREAT GUY,
BUT WHEN I'M WITH LOGAN,

HE'S JUST SO MUCH FUN.

SO I'M NOT GONNA
SEE MATT ANYMORE.

I'M GONNA CONCENTRATE
ENTIRELY ON MY RELATIONSHIP

WITH LOGAN.

-CAROLINE, YOU CAN'T BASE
A RELATIONSHIP JUST ON FUN,
YOU KNOW.

-YEAH, I KNOW THAT.

IT'S JUST THAT MATT IS
SO SERIOUS ALL THE TIME.

-YOU MEAN, MATURE?

-STEPH, I ACTUALLY THINK
THAT YOU'RE PREJUDICED

BECAUSE YOU LIKE MATT BETTER.

THAT IS COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS.

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT
MOM USED TO DO.

SHE USED TO FORCE US TO
LIKE WHO AND WHAT SHE LIKED.

-THIS ISSUE IS CROWDED
ENOUGH ALREADY WITHOUT YOU

DRAGGING MOM INTO IT.

MATT IS JUST A
BETTER GUY FOR YOU.

-YEAH, LIKE YOU WOULD KNOW.

-WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

-WELL, YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY
A SHINING EXAMPLE, STEPH.

TELL ME, HOW DOES A GIRL
LET A GREAT GUY LIKE MITCH

GET AWAY AND END UP WITH A
LOSER HUSBAND LIKE YOU DID?

-[PEOPLE CHATTERING]

-[EXCITING MUSIC]

-HEY, MAN, CHECK IT OUT!

WOO-HOO!
-WOO-HOO!

-BIG AL!

HEY, BIG AL!

HOW'S IT GOING?
-IT'S DOING.

MITCH, AL.

-HOW ARE YOU DOING?
-GREAT TO MEET YOU.

-OH, MAN, SHE'S LOOKING GREAT.

-I JUST TUNED THE
CARBURETOR, AND SHE IS RUNNING

SMOOTH AS SILK.

-SHE'S A BEAUT.

-YOU GUYS ARE READY.

-[PEOPLE CHATTERING]

-I KNEW YOU'D BE BACK.

DID YOU FORGET SOMETHING?

-YEAH, THIS!

-HEY, HEY, HEY!
-KNOCK IT OFF!

-IT'S ALL RIGHT, MITCH.
IT'S OKAY.

-YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING OF MINE,
AND I WANT IT BACK!

-I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING
OF YOURS, JAKE.

-KNOCK IT OFF!

KNOCK IT OFF!

-YOU'RE A CHEAT AND A THIEF!

YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET
AWAY WITH THIS, CORT!

-LET'S GO, JAKE! NOT NOW.

-WELL, THAT WAS A LOT OF FUN.

YOU WANNA TELL ME
WHAT'S GOING ON?

-WOMEN.

GIRLFRIEND FELL IN LOVE WITH ME.

-[EXHALES LOUDLY]

-BACK TO THE BAT CAVE, ROBIN.

HOME, SWEET HOME!

[EXHALES LOUDLY]

LET'S GET A FIRE GOING.

I TELL YOU, THIS NIGHT BLINDNESS
IS THE WORST THING FOR ME.

-SPEAKING OF BEING IN THE
DARK, DO YOU WANT TO TELL ME

WHAT THAT GUY WAS AFTER?

-WHAT, YOU MEAN JAKE?

AH, HE'S JUST A
PAIN IN THE BUTT.

-HE CALLED YOU A
CHEAT AND A THIEF.

-I AM.

I TOLD YOU, I STOLE
HIS GIRLFRIEND.

-I DON'T KNOW WHETHER
TO BELIEVE IN ANYTHING

YOU TELL ME ANYMORE.

I'M TURNING IN EARLY.

RACE STARTS AT
THE CRACK OF DAWN.

-ALL RIGHT. SLEEP WELL.

-WAIT A MINUTE.

THIS PLACE ISN'T
LIKE WE LEFT IT.

-WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

-WHAT I MEAN IS I
LEFT MY BAG ZIPPED UP.

SOMEONE'S BEEN
THROUGH OUR STUFF!

-WHY WOULD ANYBODY COME IN HERE
AND GO THROUGH OUR STUFF?

-I DON'T KNOW.

WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME.

WE'VE GOT VISITORS.

I LOVE VISITORS.

-[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

-WHOA! HUH!

-WELL, HERE'S OUR VISITOR.

-LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT THING.

-IT'S DINNER!

-VERY FUNNY.

-YEAH, HOLD ON TO THIS.
-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

DON'T TOUCH THAT THING.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
-IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY.

OH, LOOK AT YOU, CUTE THING!

OH, COME ON.

-YOU KNOW, YOU ARE ONE
TACO SHORT OF A COMBINATION.

YOU KNOW THAT, DON'T YOU?

-VERY FUNNY.

-HE DOESN'T HAVE
THE STUFF ON HIM, YET

BUT HE'S GONNA GO FOR IT.

AND WHEN HE DOES, WE'RE
GONNA NAIL HIM.

-[ROCK SONG PLAYING]

♪ ANOTHER DAY IN THE SUMMER SUNSHINE

♪ GREEN LIGHT TO GET AWAY

♪ IT'S TIME LET 'EM KNOW OUR NAMES

♪ STRAIGHT TO THE FINISH LINE WE RACE

♪ GONNA MAKE THIS BABY RED LINE

♪ KICK SAND RIGHT IN THEIR FACE

♪ WE'RE FLYING HIGH ABOVE THE PACE

♪ STRAIGHT TO THE FINISH LINE WE RACE

♪ LEAVING THEM ALL BEHIND

♪ STUCK IN OUR SHADOW

♪ ONLY A MATTER OF TIME
TILL WE TAKE THE DAY ♪

♪ LAYING IT ON THE LINE

♪ GET A LITTLE CLOSER ♪

♪ MOVING UP FROM BEHIND
TO VICTORY ♪

♪ IT'S OUR TIME LET 'EM KNOW OUR NAMES

♪ STRAIGHT TO THE FINISH LINE WE RACE

♪ FLYING HIGH ABOVE THE PACE

♪ STRAIGHT TO THE FINISH LINE WE RACE

♪ STRAIGHT TO THE FINISH LINE WE RACE

-HERE'S TO FATE.

LOGAN, I'M VERY HAPPY WE MET.

-[PEOPLE CHATTERING]

-I'LL BE BACK IN A MINUTE, HON.

-DON'T BE LONG.

-HEY!

-HEY, LOOKS LIKE YOUR
LITTLE PLAN WORKED.

NOW YOU'VE GOT YOUR
BEAUTIFUL, RICH WOMAN.

-I TOLD YOU TO SCARE HER,
NOT DAMN NEAR DROWN HER!

HERE'S THE REST OF YOUR MONEY.

AND I BETTER NOT SEE YOUR
FACE AROUND HERE AGAIN.

GOT IT?

[EXHALES LOUDLY]

-[KNOCKING]

-HI.

-HI.

-CAN I COME IN?

-SURE.

-OH, I FEEL SO STUPID.

YOU WERE SO RIGHT ABOUT LOGAN.

HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT ME AT ALL.

I JUST SAW HIM ALL OVER
THIS INCREDIBLE-LOOKING

OLDER WOMAN AT THE
MALIBU SEA CLUB.

I MEAN, SHE WAS
JUST DRIPPING MONEY.

-OH, CAROLINE.

I'M SORRY.

I KNOW HOW MUCH THAT HURTS.

[EXHALES LOUDLY]

-I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT WHAT
I SAID ABOUT YOU AND MITCH.

-[SIGHS] WELL, THE
TRUTH ALWAYS HURTS.

I WISH YOU COULD LEARN
FROM MY MISTAKES.

AT LEAST THEY WOULDN'T
BE A TOTAL LOSS [LAUGHS].

-WHY ARE MEN SO
HARD TO FIGURE OUT?

-ANYBODY I KNOW?

CAROLINE TOLD ME ABOUT LOGAN.

-OH, YEAH?

I HEAR CORT'S IN TOWN.

HOW'S HE?

-I WOULDN'T KNOW.

HE DIDN'T COME TO SEE ME.

HE TOOK OFF WITH MITCH.

-AW, COME HERE!

TAKE A COUPLE OF WHACKS.

IT REALLY HELPS.

-YOU KNOW, I THINK I'LL
SETTLE FOR SCREAMING

AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS.

-NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
COME HERE, COME HERE.

COME ON.

TAKE A COUPLE OF WHACKS, GET
YOU OUT OF THIS BAD MOOD.

PUT THESE GLOVES ON.

OKAY.
ONE, TWO, THREE, GOOD WHACK.

READY?
ONE, TWO, THREE.

UGH!

-ARE YOU OKAY?

[LAUGHS] ARE YOU OKAY?

[SCREAMS]

-[LAUGHS]

-COME ON, MITCH.
LET ME TAKE THE WHEEL.

-WHY? WE'RE DOING FINE!
-COME ON! DON'T TREAT ME
LIKE AN INVALID!

THIS IS GREAT!
-OH, I DON'T KNOW.

-FIVE MINUTES.

-ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

I'LL PULL OVER,

MAKE THE SWITCH REAL FAST.

-ALL RIGHT.
-COME ON, COME ON.

I SURE AS HELL HOPE YOU
KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING!

OKAY, COME ON.

I GOT THE BELT.

-ALL RIGHT.

-GO, GO, GO, GO,
GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!

WHAT'S GOING ON?

-JUST A LITTLE SHORTCUT.

HANG ON.

OH, MAN!

-WHAT'S GOING ON?
-IT SOUNDS LIKE
A LOOSE GAS LINE.

HANG ON.

I THINK I CAN FIX THIS.

-[EXHALES LOUDLY]

OH, YEAH. HANG TIGHT.

THIS SHOULD JUST TAKE A SECOND.

-THEY'RE RIGHT DOWN THERE.
I SEE THEM.

BY THE ROCKS.

-HEY, MITCH, I'M NOT TOO
SURE ABOUT MY SHORTCUT.

WHY DON'T YOU CHECK
OUT THE MAP?

SEE IF YOU CAN FIND THE BEST
WAY BACK TO THE COURSE?

-[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

-JACKPOT!

I KNEW HE BURIED IT SOMEWHERE.

-OKAY, I THINK THAT'S IT.

-MITCH: LET'S SEE.

-MITCH, IT'S FIXED.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET OUT.

-YEAH, LET ME SEE.

LET ME SEE WHAT IS WRONG
WITH THIS DUNE BUGGY.

NOW, YOU WANT TO TELL
ME ABOUT THIS, HUH?

-[SIGHS] MITCH, I CAN EXPLAIN.

-THIS IS WHAT JAKE
WAS AFTER, ISN'T IT?

ISN'T IT?

OH, I GOT IT.

YOU'RE USING ME TO
SMUGGLE STOLEN GOODS

ACROSS THE BORDER, IS THAT IT?

IS IT?

-MITCH, I NEVER
MEANT TO USE YOU.

-COME ON, GIVE ME THE TRUTH!

-OKAY.

LOOK, I'VE BEEN WAITING
FOR A CHANCE TO GET THESE

MAYAN ARTIFACTS
ACROSS THE BORDER

WITHOUT JAKE DOGGING ME.

I THOUGHT THIS WAS
THE PERFECT WAY.

THE AUTHORITIES WOULD
NEVER STOP THE WINNERS

TO CHECK THEM OUT AS
THEY CROSS THE BORDER.

I THOUGHT WITH YOU DRIVING
AND KNOWING THE COURSE

AND EVERYTHING, WE'D WIN.

-OH, MAN!

HOW COULD YOU GET US
INVOLVED IN STEALING

AND SMUGGLING?

-NO, I DIDN'T
STEAL THE ARTIFACTS.

I WON THEM FAIR AND
SQUARE IN A POKER GAME.

IT'S JUST ONE OF THE
OTHER PLAYERS DIDN'T THINK

IT WAS SO FAIR AND SQUARE
AND HE WANTS THEM BACK.

-JAKE?
-YEAH.

THAT WAS PROBABLY
HIM AT OUR CAMP SITE.

-BEAUTIFUL.

BEAUTIFUL!

-LOOK, MITCH, I GOT
US INTO THIS TROUBLE.

I'LL GET US OUT.
I'M DRIVING.

-THE HELL YOU ARE!

YOU'RE NOT DRIVING!
GET IN!

-COME ON!
LET'S GET TO THE CAR.

WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHO'S THAT?

-I HAVE TWO GUESSES.

-[EXCITING MUSIC]

-[SCREAMING]

-[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

-[SIREN BLARING]

-[HEAVY BREATHING]

-YOU GUYS ARE HERE JUST IN TIME

TO ARREST THESE TWO.

THEY'RE SMUGGLING
STOLEN MAYAN ARTIFACTS
ACROSS THE BORDER.

GO AHEAD AND CHECK
OUT THEIR BUGGY.

-YOU HAVE SUCH A WAY OF
SHOWING YOUR GRATITUDE.

-YEAH, THIS TIME I'M
GOING TO NAIL YOU, MAN.

IT'S IN THE BACK,
IN THE LOCK BOX.

CHECK IT OUT.

CHECK IT OUT.

-THERE'S NOTHING HERE
SUCH AS YOU HAVE DESCRIBED.

-WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

IT'S GOTTA BE IN THERE!
I SAW HIM PUT IT IN MYSELF!

[YELLS]

WHAT DID YOU DO
WITH THE ARTIFACT?
-BACK OFF, MAN!

-[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]

I SUGGEST YOU AMERICANOS
TAKE YOUR ARGUMENT

ACROSS THE BORDER, OR
ELSE WE WILL CONTINUE IT

IN OUR LOCAL JAIL.

-COME ON, JAKE!

LET'S GO.

-PHEW!

-SHALL WE?

-AFTER YOU.

-[SOFT MUSIC]

-♪ I'VE BEEN THROUGH ALL THIS BEFORE

♪ I'VE WALKED RIGHT UP TO THIS DOOR

♪ BUT I NEVER WENT THROUGH

♪ CAUSE' I WAS WAITING FOR YOU

♪ WAS THERE EVER SOMEONE ELSE FOR ME

♪ I RECALL THE FAINTEST MEMORY

♪ BUT EVEN NOW THE FACE HAS FADED

♪ OUT OF MIND

♪ INTO YOURS, LOVE

♪ NO I NEVER WENT THROUGH

♪ CAUSE' I WAS WAITING FOR YOU

♪ BLINDED BY ANOTHER "COULD'VE BEEN"

♪ KEPT YOU CLOSE, BUT ALWAYS "JUST A
FRIEND" ♪

♪ SUDDENLY THE SPACE YOU'RE CLAIMING

♪ SEEMS LIKE IT WAS ALWAYS YOURS, LOVE
♪

♪ THOUGHT THAT I COULD SEE,
BUT NOW I KNOW ♪

♪ THE LESSONS LIE IN WAIT UNTIL WE GROW

♪ MY EYES ARE FINALLY OPEN NOW
MY VISION'S CLEAR ♪

♪ AND FULL OF YOU, LOVE

♪ I'VE BEEN THROUGH ALL THIS BEFORE

♪ I'VE WALKED RIGHT UP TO THIS DOOR

♪ BUT I NEVER WENT THROUGH

♪ CAUSE' I WAS WAITING FOR YOU

-MITCH, I WANT TO
TELL YOU SOMETHING.

I KNOW WHAT I DID WAS WRONG,

AND I HATE IT LIKE HELL
LYING TO YOU.

IT'S JUST, SOMETIMES I GET
SO AFRAID FOR MY FUTURE.

-I KNOW YOU DO.

I'M PROUD OF YOU FOR
TURNING LOOSE THOSE ARTIFACTS

TO THE ORPHANAGE.

-I WANTED ARTIFACTS
TO SELL SO I COULD

GET THAT BOAT I TOLD YOU ABOUT

SO I COULD JUST SAIL
OFF INTO THE SUNSET.

YOU KNOW, JUST TOTALLY ESCAPE.

SO MUCH FOR THAT, HUH?

-YOU KNOW, JOHN, IT'S
NOT ABOUT ESCAPING.

IT'S ABOUT ACCEPTING.

LOOK, I KNOW IT'S
HARD, BUT I THINK ONCE

YOU LEARN TO DO
THAT, YOU MIGHT FIND

THE PEACE OF MIND
YOU'RE SEARCHING FOR.

-YOU'VE ALWAYS
BEEN MY BEST BUDDY.

-ALWAYS HAVE AND ALWAYS WILL.

NO MORE HAIR-BRAIN SCHEMES.

-I PROMISE, I PROMISE.

CORT'S HONOR.
-YEAH, CORT'S HONOR, HUH?

-[PEOPLE CHATTERING]

-WELL, LOOK AT WHO'S RETURNED.

-CJ.

-I'D LOVE TO STAY AND
CHAT, BUT I GOTTA GO.

-YEAH, BUT CJ--

-I'M SORRY, JOHN.

I GOT A DATE.

-WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

-[LAUGHS]

-WELL, OLD BUDDY, LOOKS
LIKE I BLEW THAT ONE TOO.

-YUP [LAUGHS].

-MITCH, I GOT THIS GREAT IDEA.

MITCH!

-[ENDING THEME MUSIC]