Baywatch (1989–2001): Season 5, Episode 22 - Wet 'n' Wild - full transcript
When a stunt show lead by Johnny Danger comes to Baywatch, Hobie and his friends are intrigued by Johnny and his motorcycle stunts. But Mitch and Garner are concerned after finding out that Johnny Danger encourages teen-age drinking. Meanwhile, Neely Capshaw, an attractive new lifeguard, arrives at Baywatch and is assisted by Matt. But when Matt discovers that Neely is a alcoholic who drinks while on the job, he reports her to Mitch. But Neely promptly shows her true devious colors by bringing sexual harassment charges against Matt and he is forced to fend for himself against the sociopath Neely when even Mitch and C.J. turn against him.
-[THEME MUSIC]
-♪ SOME PEOPLE STAND
IN THE DARKNESS ♪
♪ AFRAID TO STEP
INTO THE LIGHT ♪
♪ SOME PEOPLE NEED
TO HELP SOMEBODY ♪
♪ WHEN THE EDGE OF
SURRENDER'S IN SIGHT ♪
♪ DON'T YOU WORRY
♪ IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT
♪ 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS READY
♪ I WON'T LET YOU
OUT OF MY SIGHT ♪
♪ I'LL BE READY
I'LL BE READY ♪
♪ NEVER YOU FEAR
NO, DON'T YOU FEAR ♪
♪ I'LL BE READY
♪ FOREVER AND ALWAYS
♪ I'M ALWAYS HERE
♪ 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS READY
♪ I WON'T LET YOU
OUT OF MY SIGHT ♪
♪ I'LL BE READY
I'LL BE READY ♪
♪ NEVER YOU FEAR
NO, DON'T YOU FEAR ♪
♪ I'LL BE READY
♪ FOREVER AND ALWAYS
♪ I'M ALWAYS HERE
-[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
-[UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC]
-♪ I'M COMING ON LIKE ROLLING THUNDER
♪ TO TEMPT FATE AND DESTINY
♪ FEEL THE POWER AND SEE THE WONDER
♪ DEFYING ODD IS MY SPECIALTY
♪ SO FIRE IT UP
♪ MAN I'M READY TO MAKE HISTORY
♪ OH YEAH
♪ I'VE GOT A ONE WAY TICKET TO DESTINY
-♪ OH YEAH
♪ I'VE GOT A ONE WAY TICKET TO DESTINY
♪ I LIVE LIFE LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW ♪
♪ I'M GONNA SAIL ACROSS THE SKY
♪ THE PRICE IS HIGH AND THE CHANCES
NARROW ♪
♪ BUT I LIVE TO DO OR DIE
♪ SO FIRE IT UP
-♪ MAN I'M READY TO MAKE HISTORY
♪ OH YEAH
♪ I'VE GOT A ONE WAY TICKET TO DESTINY
♪ OH YEAH
♪ I'VE GOT A ONE WAY TICKET TO DESTINY
♪ BURN LIKE THE SUN
♪ AND SHINE LIKE THE STARS ABOVE
-♪ I'LL FIRE IT UP
♪ JUST TO FLY!
♪ OH YEAH
♪ I'VE GOT A ONE WAY TICKET TO DESTINY ♪
♪ OH YEAH
♪ I'VE GOT A ONE WAY TICKET TO DESTINY
-HOW CAN YOU SURF ON THIS BIG,
OLD LOG, LET ALONE CARRY IT?
-EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE
ME, THIS IS NO LOG.
THIS IS NINE FEET
AND FOUR INCHES
OF POETRY IN MOTION.
-IT'S A CAVEMAN PLANK.
I MEAN, WHERE'D YOU
GET IT, JURASSIC PARK?
-FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
THIS CLASSIC LONGBOARD
ENABLES ME TO SLICE GRACEFULLY
ACROSS THE FACE OF A CURL.
UNLIKE YOU GENERATION-X
HOT DOGGERS ON A STICK.
-EXCUSE ME, BUT SHORTBOARDERS
KNOW HOW TO WORK A WAVE.
-OH, GIVE ME A BREAK, YOU
GUYS BOUNCE UP AND DOWN,
YOUR ARMS ARE FLAILING
AROUND, IT'S SILLY.
-IT'S STYLE.
-WELL, I DON'T KNOW,
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE ON FIRE,
TO ME.
LISTEN AND LEARN, GRASSHOPPER.
MY GENERATION INVENTED
THE WORD STYLE.
-WELL DON'T FORGET POLYESTER
SUITS AND PLATFORM SHOES,
AND DISCO.
-OH YEAH, HOW CAN WE POSSIBLY
COMPETE WITH SLAM DANCING
IN A MOSH PIT, NOSE
RINGS, "COOL DUDE, WAY."
-OH, WHAT ABOUT, "GROOVY,
MAN," AND "FAR OUT."
-"NOT."
[CHUCKLING]
-C.J.: HI GUYS.
I WANT YOU TO MEET
NEELY CAPSHAW.
SHE JUST TRANSFERRED
HERE FROM HAMILTON BEACH.
-HEY, NEELY, I'M MITCH
BUCHANNON. NICE TO MEET YOU.
-MATT BRODY.
-I WAS JUST
WONDERING WHAT TOWER
YOU WANT NEELY ASSIGNED TO.
-WHO'S IN TOWER 22?
-WOULD IT BE OKAY IF I WORKED
WITH MATT IN HIS TOWER TODAY?
HE COULD SHOW ME THE ROPES
AND ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS.
I MEAN, THE LAST THING I WANT
TO DO IS CAUSE ANY TROUBLE
ON MY VERY FIRST DAY.
-NO, NO, NO TROUBLE AT ALL.
-I DON'T WANT TO DO IT IF
IT'S A PROBLEM WITH YOU, MATT.
-NO, IT'S NO PROBLEM AT ALL.
-MITCH: OKAY,
SHOVE OFF, YOU TWO.
WELCOME TO BAYWATCH.
-THANKS.
I FEEL LIKE A PART OF
THE FAMILY ALREADY.
-PEACE.
-MATT: YEAH.
-SHE'S NICE, HUH?
WELL, I THINK SO.
DON'T YOU?
-HMM.
-GROOVY.
[CHUCKLING]
-[CHEERING]
-AW MAN, THAT RING OF
FIRE TRICK WAS THE BEST.
-TALK ABOUT GETTING AIR, MAN.
-THAT DUDE'S TOTALLY AWESOME.
-GREAT JOB.
-THANKS A LOT.
-GOOD SHOW.
NOW THAT'S JUST A TASTE
TO WET YOUR WHISTLE.
COME ON OUT AND SEE THE ENTIRE
JOHNNY DANGER
DAREDEVIL EXTRAVAGANZA
THIS FRIDAY AND SATURDAY NIGHTS
AT THE GREAT WESTERN FORUM.
OKAY, WHO WANTS MORE?
-[CHEERING]
-I KNEW Y'ALL WOULD
BE A WILD BUNCH.
NOW JOHNNY'S GONNA NEED AN
ASSISTANT FOR THIS NEXT ONE.
-[CROWD SHOUTING]
-JOHNNY: YOU, COME ON UP.
-ALL RIGHT!
-HEY, SLICK, LET'S
GO JUMP SOME CARS.
-ALL RIGHT!
-[CHEERING]
YOU KNOW HOW TO RIDE AN ATV?
-YEP.
-ALL RIGHT, WHEN I
GIVE YOU THE SIGN,
I WANT YOU TO GO FULL-TILT
BOOGIE DOWN THAT LINE.
-ALL RIGHT.
-ALL RIGHT.
I'LL TAKE THAT, DARLIN'.
-HOBIE: READY?
-[EXCITING ELECTRONIC MUSIC]
-[CHEERING]
-JOHNNY: THAT WAS
GREAT RIDING, MAN.
YEAH!
-AFTER A SAVE, YOU
FILL OUT A RESCUE CARD.
AND THEN YOU FILE IT IN A BOX.
-WE USED THE SAME SYSTEM
DOWN IN HUNTINGTON.
-GREAT.
-DOES THE PHONE CONNECT--
OH, I'M SORRY.
-IT'S OKAY.
-I JUST LIED.
I'M NOT REALLY SORRY AT ALL.
I JUST MIGHT STAY HERE
A WHILE, I JUST MIGHT.
-NO, NO, NO, NO.
4-YOU'RE RIGHT. WE'RE ON DUTY.
TONIGHT, AFTER
WORK, WE'LL GO OUT.
PICK UP WHERE WE LEFT OFF.
-NEELY, C.J. AND I
HAVE A RELATIONSHIP.
AND IT'S VERY IMPORTANT TO ME.
AND SO IS SHE.
YOU UNDERSTAND, DON'T YOU?
-YOU'RE A ONE-WOMAN MAN, RIGHT?
-YES I AM.
-THAT'S NO PROBLEM.
DOESN'T BOTHER ME AT ALL.
-JOHNNY, GREAT JOB, MAN.
-THANKS!
-SEE YA.
-SO JOHNNY, WHAT'S THE
MOST CARS YOU EVER JUMPED?
-TEN.
TRIED JUMPING 12 ONCE, BUT
SOMETHING GOT IN THE WAY.
-WHAT WAS THAT?
-NUMBER 11, CA-RACK.
-AW MAN!
-[GIGGLING]
-HI, JOHNNY.
HI.
-GIRLS, COME BACK
TO THE SHOW TOMORROW,
I'M GONNA JUMP OVER
THE SUN FOR YA.
-THANK YOU.
-HEY JOHNNY, WHAT'S IT FEEL
LIKE FLYING ON A MOTORCYCLE?
-LIKE YOU'RE TEN FEET
TALL AND BULLETPROOF.
-AW, YEAH.
-JOHNNY: THIS IS FOR
THE GOOD JOB, TOWING ME.
-AW MAN, NO WAY.
-YEAH!
-THANKS, JOHNNY.
-JOHNNY: ADIOS.
-HEY JOHNNY, YOU THINK
YOU SHOULD BE RIDING
AFTER DRINKING?
-HEY, SLICK, POP A BEER AND
EVERYTHING SEEMS TWICE AS GOOD.
-YEAH!
-CONNOR: ALL RIGHT DUDE,
CHECK IT OUT. THAT'S SO COOL.
-[OMINOUS MUSIC]
-HELP!
-[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
-NEELY: I'M SORRY,
I DIDN'T SEE HER!
-NOT NOW, GRAB HER HEAD.
COME AROUND. COME AROUND.
OKAY.
-NO PULSE.
-MATT: WE'LL
GIVE COMPRESSIONS.
ONE, TWO, THREE,
FOUR, FIVE. BREATHE.
ONE, TWO, THREE,
FOUR, FIVE. BREATHE.
ONE, TWO, THREE,
FOUR, FIVE. SWITCH.
JUST GIVE COMPRESSIONS.
-NEELY: ONE, TWO, THREE,
FOUR, FIVE. BREATHE.
ONE, TWO, THREE,
FOUR, FIVE. BREATHE.
ONE, TWO, THREE,
FOUR, FIVE. BREATHE.
ONE, TWO, THREE,
FOUR, FIVE. BREATHE.
-MATT: THERE, THERE YOU GO.
YOU ALL RIGHT?
ARE YOU HER FRIEND?
I'M GONNA TAKE HER UP TO
THE HEADQUARTERS. BRAD?
OKAY, YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.
OKAY, COME ON.
OKAY, ALL RIGHT THERE YOU GO.
-NEELY: ALL RIGHT!
WHAT'S WRONG?
-AFTER THE SWITCH, WHEN I
TOOK OVER MOUTH-TO-MOUTH,
I SMELLED BOOZE ON THAT KID.
-SHE WAS PROBABLY DRINKING.
-UH-HUH.
I DIDN'T SMELL IT OUT THERE
ON HER WHEN I RESCUED HER.
AND I DIDN'T SMELL IT
UNTIL AFTER YOU DID
MOUTH-TO-MOUTH ON HER.
THAT BOOZE CAME FROM YOU,
I CAN SMELL IT ON YOU NOW.
-OKAY, SO I TOOK A COUPLE
OF SIPS, NO BIG DEAL.
WHAT, YOU'VE NEVER DONE IT?
-NOT WHILE I'M WORKING.
-SO, WHAT ARE WE SAYING HERE?
ARE YOU GONNA BUST ME?
COME ON, MATT, DON'T. PLEASE?
-YOU WANTED TO SEE ME?
-YEAH. YEAH LISTEN, NEELY.
I KNOW YOU'RE NEW AROUND HERE,
BUT I UNDERSTAND YOU
PUT A FELLOW LIFEGUARD,
AND A VICTIM AND
YOURSELF AT RISK TODAY.
-I'M SORRY, BUT I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING
ABOUT, LIEUTENANT.
-I'M TALKING ABOUT
YOU DRINKING ON DUTY.
-WHAT?
WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?
-YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME A CHOICE.
-LOOK, I KNOW IT WAS
A DIFFICULT DECISION
FOR MATT TO MAKE,
BUT IT WAS THE RIGHT ONE.
-I DON'T BELIEVE
THIS. THAT LIAR!
THAT SCUM CAME ON
TO ME IN THE TOWER.
-WHAT?
-HE HUGGED ME AND HE
PUT HIS HANDS ON ME.
-MITCH, THAT'S NOT TRUE.
-I TOLD HIM NO, I
TOLD HIM TO STOP.
BUT HE KEPT ON.
HE KISSED ME AND HE TOLD ME
THAT IF I DIDN'T SLEEP WITH HIM
THAT HE'D MAKE SURE
THAT I'D LOSE MY JOB.
-THAT'S CRAZY.
-DON'T YOU SEE?
HE GOT TURNED DOWN.
HIS STUPID MALE EGO GOT HURT,
SO HE MAKES UP A LIE ABOUT
ME DRINKING ON THE JOB
TO GET EVEN.
-I'M NOT A LIAR, YOU ARE.
-DON'T TOUCH ME.
-OKAY, OKAY JUST
KNOCK IT OFF. OKAY?
BOTH OF YOU, TAKE IT EASY.
-I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING, I
WON'T LET SOME SICKO SEX MANIAC
COST ME MY CAREER.
YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS.
-[SOLEMN MUSIC]
[UPBEAT ELECTRONIC MUSIC]
-MORNING, SIR. DID
I MISS A STOP SIGN?
-I'LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU MISSED,
YOU JUST MISSED HITTING
ABOUT 20 PEOPLE.
LET ME SEE YOUR LICENSE, PLEASE.
HOBIE?
-HI, GARNER.
-WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
-JOHNNY'S TEACHING
ME HOW TO RIDE.
-JOHNNY DANGER?
-IT'S TRUE, SIR,
ON MY DEAR GRANNY'S GRAVE.
I WENT TO COURT AND
HAD IT LEGALLY CHANGED.
I'M IN SHOW BUSINESS.
I NEEDED SOMETHING SPORTIER
TO ATTRACT ATTENTION.
-WELL YOU HAVE ATTRACTED MINE.
I'M GOING TO CITE YOU FOR
RECKLESS DRIVING, MR. DANGER.
-WE'RE JUST TRYING
TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN.
-I CAN'T MAKE YOU GET OFF,
HOBIE, I'M NOT YOUR DAD,
BUT IF I CATCH YOU
ENDANGERING HIS LIFE
OR ANYONE ELSE'S EVER AGAIN,
I'M GONNA TAKE YOU
IN AND LOCK YOU UP.
-LOCK ME UP?
-YES, SIR. I'M GOING
TO IMPOUND YOUR BIKE,
AND THEN I'M GOING
TO IMPOUND YOU.
AND I MEAN THAT ON MY
DEAR GRANNY'S GRAVE.
-HANG TIGHT, SLICK.
IT'S PARTY TIME.
-[GRUNTING]
-YOU HAVE TO TRY AND CALM DOWN.
-I MEAN, YOU
SHOULD'VE SEEN HER.
BIG TEARS, THEY OUGHT
TO GIVE HER AN OSCAR.
-THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU'RE
GONNA GET THIS CLOSE TO ME.
IF YOU COME WITHIN A HUNDRED
FEET, I CAN HAVE YOU ARRESTED.
I'VE GOT A RESTRAINING
ORDER AGAINST YOU.
-MATT.
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
-I'M PROTECTING MYSELF.
-YOU'RE CRAZY, YOU KNOW THAT?
-WAKE UP, MATT
BRODY IS ALL AN ACT.
AND YOU'VE BOUGHT INTO
IT 100 PERCENT.
YOU WANT SOME ADVICE?
GET A NEW BOYFRIEND.
'CAUSE THE YOU'VE GOT
NOW IS A MANIPULATIVE,
CONTROLLING, SLIMEBALL.
-[SERIOUS MUSIC]
-GARNER: YEAH, HE
TRIED TO JUMP THE FENCE
WITH HIS HORSE, ONE NIGHT.
PLASTERED AS USUAL.
HIT THE FENCE, BROKE
HIS NECK AND DIED.
-THE HORSE?
-THE RIDER, P.K. BONNER,
MY IDOL.
GREATEST COWBOY THAT EVER LIVED.
TAUGHT ME HOW TO ROPE WHEN
I WAS ABOUT HOBIE'S AGE.
YEP, I WON NINE BELT BUCKLES
IN THE TRI-COUNTY CHAMPIONSHIP
BECAUSE OF HIM.
HERE, YOU TRY.
YOU GOTTA KEEP YOUR WRIST
LOOSE, THAT'S THE KEY.
-OKAY.
-THERE YOU GO.
-YEE-HA--DID YOU TELL ME
THE REASON WHY I'M GIVING UP
MY LUNCH HOUR TO
ROPE A TRASH CAN?
-I LIKE TO SHOW OFF.
GO AHEAD, TRY.
-YEE-HAW, YEE-HOO.
HEY, LOOK AT THAT.
YOU WIN, I LOSE.
LET'S SPLIT A PIZZA, HUH?
-P.K. BONNER, NOW HE'S A ROWDY.
-WE NOT DONE, ARE WE?
-THERE WASN'T NOTHING
HE WOULDN'T TRY.
IT WASN'T MUCH HE COULDN'T DO.
-AND YOU WANTED TO
BE JUST LIKE HIM.
-YEAH, I WAS WAITING
TO JUMP THAT FENCE NEXT,
DRUNK AS A SCAR.
FUNNY WHO A KID'LL LOOK UP TO.
-THIS ISN'T ABOUT ROPING
OR P.K. BONNER, IS IT?
-I BUSTED A GUY FOR
RECKLESS DRIVING TODAY,
THAT MOTORCYCLE STUNT
SHOW FELLA, JOHNNY DANGER.
RAN A CHECK ON HIM,
GOT A COUPLE OF DUIS,
SOME DRUNKEN BAR
BRAWLS, HE'S A ROWDY.
-NO DOUBT. SO WHAT?
-I FOUND HOBIE RIDING ON
THE BACK OF HIS MOTORCYCLE.
-HEY, THANKS FOR
THE BREWS, JOHNNY.
YEAH, THANKS MAN.
-NEELY: HI JOHNNY.
-HEY BABY, HADN'T
SEEN YOU IN A WHILE.
-BEEN BUSY WORKING,
BUT I'M OFF NOW.
ARE YOU READY?
-SURE. I WAS BORN READY.
-HEY JOHNNY, WHAT ABOUT
THE REST OF THE BEER?
-SUCK 'EM DOWN, SLICK. ADIOS.
-SEXUAL HARASSMENT?
-YEP, SHE'S GOT AN ATTORNEY.
SHE'S FILED A RESTRAINING
ORDER AGAINST YOU.
AND SHE INTENDS TO FILE A
SUIT AGAINST THE COUNTY,
AGAINST BAYWATCH, YOU.
-MITCH, YOU DON'T
THINK THAT I--
-DON'T EVEN THINK IT.
YOU KNOW DAMN WELL
I BELIEVE YOU.
-SO WHAT'S NEXT?
-LOOK, I HATE THIS, BUT
I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU
TO TAKE A VOLUNTARY
LEAVE OF ABSENCE
UNTIL WE STRAIGHTEN
THIS THING OUT.
-LEAVE MY JOB?
THAT'S LIKE ADMITTING
THAT I'M GUILTY.
I MEAN, "VOLUNTARY."
WHAT IF I DON'T VOLUNTEER?
-THEN, IT WILL
BE OUT OF MY HANDS.
COUNTY WILL SUSPEND YOU.
SORRY, MATT.
-[SOLEMN MUSIC]
-HEY MAN, WHAT'S UP?
-HEY MAN, JUST
HAVING A COLD ONE.
-BEER? WHERE'D YOU GET THAT?
-FROM JOHNNY. WHY,
DO YOU WANT ONE?
-CONNOR: HELP! HELP ME!
-HAS HE BEEN DRINKING TOO?
-YEAH.
-GREAT.
-[ACTION-PACKED MUSIC]
-CONNOR: HELP!
HELP!
-HOBIE: HANG ON, CONNOR.
-MITCH: HANG ON.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, I GOT YOU.
ALL RIGHT. I GOT HIM.
HEAD BACK, JUST GO ON IN.
-HOBIE: OKAY DAD.
-ALL RIGHT, I GOT YOU. HANG ON.
YOU GOT IT?
-CONNOR: YEAH.
-[SOMBER MUSIC]
-MITCH: YOU OKAY?
-YEAH, I'M ALL RIGHT.
I JUST GOT TIRED.
-COME ON, MAN, LET'S
GO. I'LL TAKE YOU HOME.
-WAIT A MINUTE.
WHAT'S THIS?
YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING?
YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING.
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S
IT, COME ON, MOVE IT.
GO AND FOLLOW ME. MOVE IT!
-[TENSE MUSIC]
FRANK MALITTI.
CLASS PRESIDENT, VARSITY
FOOTBALL, CAPTAIN.
ALL-AROUND GOOD GUY.
MY BEST FRIEND.
SOMEWHERE AFTER GRADUATION,
HE WENT BODY SURFING
AT COUNTY LINE.
THERE WAS A BIG RIP THAT DAY.
AND FRANK WAS ZAPPED, BECAUSE
HE HAD BEEN DRINKING BEER
ALL DAY.
THEY FOUND HIS BODY
TWO DAYS LATER.
HE WAS ONLY 17.
DID YOU KNOW THAT 90
PERCENT OF ALL WATER RESCUES
ARE ALCOHOL OR DRUG RELATED?
90 PERCENT.
I DON'T LIKE THAT STORY, AND
I DON'T LIKE THAT STATISTIC.
BUT EVERY SINGLE TIME
I PULL ANOTHER DRINKER
OUT OF THE WATER,
I THINK ABOUT IT.
AND I THINK ABOUT FRANK.
DO YOU HEAR ME?
GO HOME.
NOT YOU.
-DAD, I WASN'T DRINKING.
-I KNOW.
DO YOU KNOW WHO
GAVE THEM THE BEER?
[CHUCKLING]
OKAY, I GET IT.
YOU KNOW, HOBIE,
SOMETIMES IT'S NOT SO EASY
TO TELL THE GOOD GUYS
FROM THE BAD GUYS.
YOU KNOW?
-YEAH.
-ALL RIGHT, GO ON,
GET OUT OF HERE.
GO ON.
-♪ I NEED TO CATCH MY BREATH
♪ I'M GOING OUT OF MY MIND
♪ FEELS LIKE I BEEN TRAPPED UNDERWATER ♪
♪ AND I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME
♪ WHEN THE WORLD STARTS SPINNING THIS WAY
♪
♪ AND I CAN'T FIND THE WORDS TO SAY
♪ I'LL GET BETTER
♪ YA I'LL GET BETTER
♪ YOU GOTTA BELIEVE
♪ OH I NEED YOU TO BELIEVE IN ME YA
♪ IT MIGHT TAKE SOME TIME
♪ BUT I'LL FIND MY WAY
♪ THIS HEART OF MINE
♪ WILL BE FREE ONE DAY
♪ I HEAR THE THINGS THEY'RE SAYING
♪ I DON'T KNOW WHO'S MY FRIEND
♪ FEELS LIKE I'M IN A HOLLYWOOD MOVIE
♪ AND IT'S GETTING NEAR THE END
♪ BUT I KNOW IF I CAN KEEP MY HEAD DOWN
♪ AND CHARGE AHEAD
♪ I'LL GET BETTER
♪ YA I'LL GET BETTER
♪ YOU GOTTA BELIEVE
♪ OH YOU GOTTA BELIEVE IN ME
♪ IT MIGHT TAKE SOME TIME
♪ BUT I'LL FIND MY WAY
♪ THIS HEART OF MINE
♪ WILL BE FREE ONE DAY
♪ YOU GOTTA BELIEVE
♪ YOU GOTTA BELIEVE
-[EXCITED CROWDS]
-HI.
-HI.
-100 FEET.
-THAT'S ALL, FOLKS.
-C.J.: WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
-I GOTTA TALK TO HER.
-YOU CAN'T.
-SHE HAS A RESTRAINING
ORDER AGAINST YOU.
SHE CAN GET YOU ARRESTED.
-I DON'T CARE, I GOTTA
GET HER TO TELL THE TRUTH.
-[LAUGHTER AND ENGINES REVVING]
-UH-UH.
DON'T FORGET, 100 FEET.
-WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?
-BACKWARDS, YOU DID IT TO ME.
-STOP LYING.
-TO MY VICTORY IN COURT.
-JOHNNY: CHEERS.
-ANOTHER PERV BITES THE DUST.
-WHOA, SLICK.
-GET OUT OF MY WAY,
I WANT TO TALK TO HER.
-NO WAY.
-[CROWD COMMOTION]
-ALL RIGHT! COME ON,
COME ON! KNOCK IT OFF!
-COME ON.
TAKE IT EASY! IT'S OVER!
-COME ON!
-JOHNNY: SETTLE THIS, SLICK!
-SIT DOWN!
NOW STAY.
GOOD BOY.
-THIS IS GONNA COST YOU!
-TERRIFIC, I JUST
MADE THE PAPERS.
-WOW, IS THERE A
PICTURE? [LAUGHS]
-OW, OW.
-WELL IT SERVES YOU
RIGHT FOR BEING STUPID.
-OH, THANKS.
JUST WHAT I NEED RIGHT NOW
FOR YOU TO CALL ME STUPID.
-MATT, C.J. IS RIGHT.
NEELY KNEW EXACTLY
WHAT BUTTONS TO PUSH,
AND YOU WENT OFF LIKE A ROCKET.
PLAYED RIGHT INTO
HER HANDS, PAL.
YOU GOTTA STAY AWAY FROM HER.
KEEP A LOW PROFILE.
-FOR HOW LONG?
-UNTIL YOU BEAT HER IN COURT.
-HOW? THERE'S
ONLY THE TWO OF US.
SHE COULD SWEAR THAT I DID IT
AND I CAN'T PROVE THAT I DIDN'T.
-YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT.
I THINK YOU SHOULD JUST
TOSS IT IN. GIVE UP.
THAT DOESN'T SOUND
LIKE YOU, DOES IT?
MATT, HANG IN THERE,
YOU CAN WIN THIS THING.
-MITCH, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
EVEN IF I WIN, I LOSE.
MY REPUTATION IS TRASH, MAN.
I SEE PEOPLE POINTING AT ME.
I HEAR THEM WHISPER,
"OH THERE GOES THAT PERVERT."
-MATT, THOSE
PEOPLE DON'T COUNT.
YOUR FRIENDS DO.
-AND WE'RE GONNA STAND
BY YOU ALL THE WAY.
-YOU'RE A GOOD MAN.
DON'T FORGET THAT.
OR I'LL HAVE TO KICK YOUR
BUTT, LIKE JOHNNY DANGER.
-HE DIDN'T KICK MY BUTT.
-MITCH: NO?
-NO.
-NO? REALLY?
WHAT'S THAT LITTLE BOO
BOO ON YOUR FACE, HUH?
A SHAVING ACCIDENT?
-[CHUCKLING]
-HEY, SLICK, HOP ON.
-THAT'S OKAY.
DID YOU GET IN A FIGHT
WITH MY FRIEND, MATT?
-WASN'T NO BIG THING.
-WHY'D YOU DO IT?
-FOR THE FUN.
COME ON, I'LL RIDE US
TO THE END OF THE PIER.
-NO, YOU'RE DRINKING.
-IT'S PARTY TIME, SLICK.
IF YOU CAN'T FIND A
PARTY, YOU GOTTA MAKE ONE.
ADIOS.
HEY, MAN, GET OUT OF THE WAY!
HEY, LOOKING GOOD.
HEY, BABY.
[SCREAMING]
-[EXCITING ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
-C.J.: BAYWATCH ONE, THIS
IS DISPATCH, COME IN, MITCH.
-YEAH, DISPATCH
THIS IS BAYWATCH ONE.
WHAT'S UP, C.J.?
-C.J.: THE POLICE
CALLED FOR ASSISTANCE.
THERE'S A DUI RIDING A
MOTORCYCLE ON THE PIER.
-WE'RE ON IT.
-[EXCITING MUSIC]
ALL RIGHT, GET ME CLOSE!
CLOSER!
RIDE'S OVER, JOHNNY.
-JOHNNY: WHY ARE
YOU HANDCUFFING ME,
I HAD AN ACCIDENT.
-YOU HAVE THE RIGHT
TO REMAIN SILENT,
AND YOU BETTER DO IT.
-HOBIE: GARNER, HOLD ON.
-I GAVE IT TO YOU, SLICK.
-I DON'T WANT IT
ANYMORE, SLICK.
-OFFICER: GO ON,
GET IN THERE. SHUT UP.
-DEFINITE BAD GUY.
-YOU GOT IT RIGHT, PAL.
YOU GOT IT RIGHT.
-MATT: C.J., I'M
TRYING TO TELL YOU,
THAT I DIDN'T GO
OUT WITH THAT GIRL.
-YES, YOU DID! I
DON'T BELIEVE YOU!
-NO, I DIDN'T! I SWEAR! WHY NOT?
-JUST GET OUT OF HERE.
-NEELY: TWO BEERS.
-[SOBBING]
-SO, WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?
-HE'S A LIAR.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT
HE CHEATED ON ME,
WITH NOT JUST ONE
WOMAN, NOT TWO WOMEN,
BUT THREE.
THAT PIG.
-HERE, ON ME.
IS IT OKAY IF I JOIN YOU?
-SURE.
I JUST FEEL SO
BETRAYED. SO STUPID.
-AH, CONSIDER
YOURSELF BETTER OFF.
-YOU'RE RIGHT.
HERE. HERE IS TO WINNING THAT
LAWSUIT AGAINST THAT JERK.
I GUESS IT'S PRETTY HARD
TO PROVE SEXUAL HARASSMENT, HUH.
IT'S YOUR WORD
AGAINST HIS, RIGHT?
-YEP. BUT, MAYBE YOU CAN
HELP ME OUT A LITTLE BIT.
-HOW?
-WELL, YOU COULD SAY THAT
MATT DID THE SAME THING TO YOU.
WHICH WOULD MAKE
MY CASE STRONGER.
IT WOULD BE TWO AGAINST ONE.
-YOU MEAN SAY THAT
HE HARASSED ME?
BUT HE DIDN'T.
-NO, BUT YOU COULD
SAY THAT HE DID.
JUST LIKE I DID.
-SAY?
SO MATT DIDN'T REALLY
SEXUALLY HARASS YOU?
-UH-UH.
I SET HIM UP AND I LIED
ABOUT THE WHOLE THING.
I'M GONNA MAKE A TON
OF MONEY ON THIS DEAL.
SO WHAT DO YOU SAY, YOU
WANT TO BE MY PARTNER?
-I GOTTA GO.
-AREN'T YOU GONNA
FINISH YOUR BEER?
-NO, I'M DONE.
AND SO ARE YOU.
-SID: HI, MITCH.
-HEY, SID.
-C.J.: WELL HAVE FUN SURFING.
I'LL SEE YOU LATER FOR DINNER.
-C.J., THANKS FOR EVERYTHING.
HEY, MITCH.
-HEY.
-WHAT HAPPENS TO NEELY?
-SHE WAS FIRED. YOU
WANT TO PRESS CHARGES?
-NO THANKS, I JUST WANT
TO GO ON WITH MY LIFE.
-GOOD MAN.
HA! [LAUGHING]
-THESE ARE JAMS, THEY'RE
THE COOLEST THINGS OUT.
-THOSE ARE OLD NEWS.
I WAS WEARING THOSE WHEN
YOU WERE WEARING DIAPERS.
-WELL THAT SHOWS YOU, WHAT
GOES AROUND COMES AROUND.
BEST CAR?
-427 CHEVY COBRA.
-NO WAY, FERRARI TESTAROSSA,
NOW THAT'S A CAR.
-YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING.
I MEAN, IF YOU LIKE
REFINED AND BORING.
ME, I LIKE AN ENGINE THAT
TURNS TO A TRANSMISSION
WITH TWO SEATS
ALONG FOR THE RIDE.
GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK, PAL.
-GLAD TO BE BACK.
BEST LEAD GUITAR?
-CARLOS SANTANA
WITHOUT A DOUBT.
-JUST ONE DOUBT, SLASH,
GUNS 'N ROSES ALL THE WAY.
-BEST LEAD SINGER?
-MATT: ARE YOU KIDDING?
DAVID HASSELHOFF.
-MITCH: WELL,
HE'S BIG IN EUROPE.
-MATT: ANYWAYS,
STAY OFF MY WAVE, OKAY?
-MITCH: STAY OFF MY WAVE.
JUST TRY TO STAY UP WITH ME.
-[ENDING THEME]
-♪ SOME PEOPLE STAND
IN THE DARKNESS ♪
♪ AFRAID TO STEP
INTO THE LIGHT ♪
♪ SOME PEOPLE NEED
TO HELP SOMEBODY ♪
♪ WHEN THE EDGE OF
SURRENDER'S IN SIGHT ♪
♪ DON'T YOU WORRY
♪ IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT
♪ 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS READY
♪ I WON'T LET YOU
OUT OF MY SIGHT ♪
♪ I'LL BE READY
I'LL BE READY ♪
♪ NEVER YOU FEAR
NO, DON'T YOU FEAR ♪
♪ I'LL BE READY
♪ FOREVER AND ALWAYS
♪ I'M ALWAYS HERE
♪ 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS READY
♪ I WON'T LET YOU
OUT OF MY SIGHT ♪
♪ I'LL BE READY
I'LL BE READY ♪
♪ NEVER YOU FEAR
NO, DON'T YOU FEAR ♪
♪ I'LL BE READY
♪ FOREVER AND ALWAYS
♪ I'M ALWAYS HERE
-[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
-[UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC]
-♪ I'M COMING ON LIKE ROLLING THUNDER
♪ TO TEMPT FATE AND DESTINY
♪ FEEL THE POWER AND SEE THE WONDER
♪ DEFYING ODD IS MY SPECIALTY
♪ SO FIRE IT UP
♪ MAN I'M READY TO MAKE HISTORY
♪ OH YEAH
♪ I'VE GOT A ONE WAY TICKET TO DESTINY
-♪ OH YEAH
♪ I'VE GOT A ONE WAY TICKET TO DESTINY
♪ I LIVE LIFE LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW ♪
♪ I'M GONNA SAIL ACROSS THE SKY
♪ THE PRICE IS HIGH AND THE CHANCES
NARROW ♪
♪ BUT I LIVE TO DO OR DIE
♪ SO FIRE IT UP
-♪ MAN I'M READY TO MAKE HISTORY
♪ OH YEAH
♪ I'VE GOT A ONE WAY TICKET TO DESTINY
♪ OH YEAH
♪ I'VE GOT A ONE WAY TICKET TO DESTINY
♪ BURN LIKE THE SUN
♪ AND SHINE LIKE THE STARS ABOVE
-♪ I'LL FIRE IT UP
♪ JUST TO FLY!
♪ OH YEAH
♪ I'VE GOT A ONE WAY TICKET TO DESTINY ♪
♪ OH YEAH
♪ I'VE GOT A ONE WAY TICKET TO DESTINY
-HOW CAN YOU SURF ON THIS BIG,
OLD LOG, LET ALONE CARRY IT?
-EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE
ME, THIS IS NO LOG.
THIS IS NINE FEET
AND FOUR INCHES
OF POETRY IN MOTION.
-IT'S A CAVEMAN PLANK.
I MEAN, WHERE'D YOU
GET IT, JURASSIC PARK?
-FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
THIS CLASSIC LONGBOARD
ENABLES ME TO SLICE GRACEFULLY
ACROSS THE FACE OF A CURL.
UNLIKE YOU GENERATION-X
HOT DOGGERS ON A STICK.
-EXCUSE ME, BUT SHORTBOARDERS
KNOW HOW TO WORK A WAVE.
-OH, GIVE ME A BREAK, YOU
GUYS BOUNCE UP AND DOWN,
YOUR ARMS ARE FLAILING
AROUND, IT'S SILLY.
-IT'S STYLE.
-WELL, I DON'T KNOW,
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE ON FIRE,
TO ME.
LISTEN AND LEARN, GRASSHOPPER.
MY GENERATION INVENTED
THE WORD STYLE.
-WELL DON'T FORGET POLYESTER
SUITS AND PLATFORM SHOES,
AND DISCO.
-OH YEAH, HOW CAN WE POSSIBLY
COMPETE WITH SLAM DANCING
IN A MOSH PIT, NOSE
RINGS, "COOL DUDE, WAY."
-OH, WHAT ABOUT, "GROOVY,
MAN," AND "FAR OUT."
-"NOT."
[CHUCKLING]
-C.J.: HI GUYS.
I WANT YOU TO MEET
NEELY CAPSHAW.
SHE JUST TRANSFERRED
HERE FROM HAMILTON BEACH.
-HEY, NEELY, I'M MITCH
BUCHANNON. NICE TO MEET YOU.
-MATT BRODY.
-I WAS JUST
WONDERING WHAT TOWER
YOU WANT NEELY ASSIGNED TO.
-WHO'S IN TOWER 22?
-WOULD IT BE OKAY IF I WORKED
WITH MATT IN HIS TOWER TODAY?
HE COULD SHOW ME THE ROPES
AND ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS.
I MEAN, THE LAST THING I WANT
TO DO IS CAUSE ANY TROUBLE
ON MY VERY FIRST DAY.
-NO, NO, NO TROUBLE AT ALL.
-I DON'T WANT TO DO IT IF
IT'S A PROBLEM WITH YOU, MATT.
-NO, IT'S NO PROBLEM AT ALL.
-MITCH: OKAY,
SHOVE OFF, YOU TWO.
WELCOME TO BAYWATCH.
-THANKS.
I FEEL LIKE A PART OF
THE FAMILY ALREADY.
-PEACE.
-MATT: YEAH.
-SHE'S NICE, HUH?
WELL, I THINK SO.
DON'T YOU?
-HMM.
-GROOVY.
[CHUCKLING]
-[CHEERING]
-AW MAN, THAT RING OF
FIRE TRICK WAS THE BEST.
-TALK ABOUT GETTING AIR, MAN.
-THAT DUDE'S TOTALLY AWESOME.
-GREAT JOB.
-THANKS A LOT.
-GOOD SHOW.
NOW THAT'S JUST A TASTE
TO WET YOUR WHISTLE.
COME ON OUT AND SEE THE ENTIRE
JOHNNY DANGER
DAREDEVIL EXTRAVAGANZA
THIS FRIDAY AND SATURDAY NIGHTS
AT THE GREAT WESTERN FORUM.
OKAY, WHO WANTS MORE?
-[CHEERING]
-I KNEW Y'ALL WOULD
BE A WILD BUNCH.
NOW JOHNNY'S GONNA NEED AN
ASSISTANT FOR THIS NEXT ONE.
-[CROWD SHOUTING]
-JOHNNY: YOU, COME ON UP.
-ALL RIGHT!
-HEY, SLICK, LET'S
GO JUMP SOME CARS.
-ALL RIGHT!
-[CHEERING]
YOU KNOW HOW TO RIDE AN ATV?
-YEP.
-ALL RIGHT, WHEN I
GIVE YOU THE SIGN,
I WANT YOU TO GO FULL-TILT
BOOGIE DOWN THAT LINE.
-ALL RIGHT.
-ALL RIGHT.
I'LL TAKE THAT, DARLIN'.
-HOBIE: READY?
-[EXCITING ELECTRONIC MUSIC]
-[CHEERING]
-JOHNNY: THAT WAS
GREAT RIDING, MAN.
YEAH!
-AFTER A SAVE, YOU
FILL OUT A RESCUE CARD.
AND THEN YOU FILE IT IN A BOX.
-WE USED THE SAME SYSTEM
DOWN IN HUNTINGTON.
-GREAT.
-DOES THE PHONE CONNECT--
OH, I'M SORRY.
-IT'S OKAY.
-I JUST LIED.
I'M NOT REALLY SORRY AT ALL.
I JUST MIGHT STAY HERE
A WHILE, I JUST MIGHT.
-NO, NO, NO, NO.
4-YOU'RE RIGHT. WE'RE ON DUTY.
TONIGHT, AFTER
WORK, WE'LL GO OUT.
PICK UP WHERE WE LEFT OFF.
-NEELY, C.J. AND I
HAVE A RELATIONSHIP.
AND IT'S VERY IMPORTANT TO ME.
AND SO IS SHE.
YOU UNDERSTAND, DON'T YOU?
-YOU'RE A ONE-WOMAN MAN, RIGHT?
-YES I AM.
-THAT'S NO PROBLEM.
DOESN'T BOTHER ME AT ALL.
-JOHNNY, GREAT JOB, MAN.
-THANKS!
-SEE YA.
-SO JOHNNY, WHAT'S THE
MOST CARS YOU EVER JUMPED?
-TEN.
TRIED JUMPING 12 ONCE, BUT
SOMETHING GOT IN THE WAY.
-WHAT WAS THAT?
-NUMBER 11, CA-RACK.
-AW MAN!
-[GIGGLING]
-HI, JOHNNY.
HI.
-GIRLS, COME BACK
TO THE SHOW TOMORROW,
I'M GONNA JUMP OVER
THE SUN FOR YA.
-THANK YOU.
-HEY JOHNNY, WHAT'S IT FEEL
LIKE FLYING ON A MOTORCYCLE?
-LIKE YOU'RE TEN FEET
TALL AND BULLETPROOF.
-AW, YEAH.
-JOHNNY: THIS IS FOR
THE GOOD JOB, TOWING ME.
-AW MAN, NO WAY.
-YEAH!
-THANKS, JOHNNY.
-JOHNNY: ADIOS.
-HEY JOHNNY, YOU THINK
YOU SHOULD BE RIDING
AFTER DRINKING?
-HEY, SLICK, POP A BEER AND
EVERYTHING SEEMS TWICE AS GOOD.
-YEAH!
-CONNOR: ALL RIGHT DUDE,
CHECK IT OUT. THAT'S SO COOL.
-[OMINOUS MUSIC]
-HELP!
-[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
-NEELY: I'M SORRY,
I DIDN'T SEE HER!
-NOT NOW, GRAB HER HEAD.
COME AROUND. COME AROUND.
OKAY.
-NO PULSE.
-MATT: WE'LL
GIVE COMPRESSIONS.
ONE, TWO, THREE,
FOUR, FIVE. BREATHE.
ONE, TWO, THREE,
FOUR, FIVE. BREATHE.
ONE, TWO, THREE,
FOUR, FIVE. SWITCH.
JUST GIVE COMPRESSIONS.
-NEELY: ONE, TWO, THREE,
FOUR, FIVE. BREATHE.
ONE, TWO, THREE,
FOUR, FIVE. BREATHE.
ONE, TWO, THREE,
FOUR, FIVE. BREATHE.
ONE, TWO, THREE,
FOUR, FIVE. BREATHE.
-MATT: THERE, THERE YOU GO.
YOU ALL RIGHT?
ARE YOU HER FRIEND?
I'M GONNA TAKE HER UP TO
THE HEADQUARTERS. BRAD?
OKAY, YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.
OKAY, COME ON.
OKAY, ALL RIGHT THERE YOU GO.
-NEELY: ALL RIGHT!
WHAT'S WRONG?
-AFTER THE SWITCH, WHEN I
TOOK OVER MOUTH-TO-MOUTH,
I SMELLED BOOZE ON THAT KID.
-SHE WAS PROBABLY DRINKING.
-UH-HUH.
I DIDN'T SMELL IT OUT THERE
ON HER WHEN I RESCUED HER.
AND I DIDN'T SMELL IT
UNTIL AFTER YOU DID
MOUTH-TO-MOUTH ON HER.
THAT BOOZE CAME FROM YOU,
I CAN SMELL IT ON YOU NOW.
-OKAY, SO I TOOK A COUPLE
OF SIPS, NO BIG DEAL.
WHAT, YOU'VE NEVER DONE IT?
-NOT WHILE I'M WORKING.
-SO, WHAT ARE WE SAYING HERE?
ARE YOU GONNA BUST ME?
COME ON, MATT, DON'T. PLEASE?
-YOU WANTED TO SEE ME?
-YEAH. YEAH LISTEN, NEELY.
I KNOW YOU'RE NEW AROUND HERE,
BUT I UNDERSTAND YOU
PUT A FELLOW LIFEGUARD,
AND A VICTIM AND
YOURSELF AT RISK TODAY.
-I'M SORRY, BUT I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING
ABOUT, LIEUTENANT.
-I'M TALKING ABOUT
YOU DRINKING ON DUTY.
-WHAT?
WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?
-YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME A CHOICE.
-LOOK, I KNOW IT WAS
A DIFFICULT DECISION
FOR MATT TO MAKE,
BUT IT WAS THE RIGHT ONE.
-I DON'T BELIEVE
THIS. THAT LIAR!
THAT SCUM CAME ON
TO ME IN THE TOWER.
-WHAT?
-HE HUGGED ME AND HE
PUT HIS HANDS ON ME.
-MITCH, THAT'S NOT TRUE.
-I TOLD HIM NO, I
TOLD HIM TO STOP.
BUT HE KEPT ON.
HE KISSED ME AND HE TOLD ME
THAT IF I DIDN'T SLEEP WITH HIM
THAT HE'D MAKE SURE
THAT I'D LOSE MY JOB.
-THAT'S CRAZY.
-DON'T YOU SEE?
HE GOT TURNED DOWN.
HIS STUPID MALE EGO GOT HURT,
SO HE MAKES UP A LIE ABOUT
ME DRINKING ON THE JOB
TO GET EVEN.
-I'M NOT A LIAR, YOU ARE.
-DON'T TOUCH ME.
-OKAY, OKAY JUST
KNOCK IT OFF. OKAY?
BOTH OF YOU, TAKE IT EASY.
-I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING, I
WON'T LET SOME SICKO SEX MANIAC
COST ME MY CAREER.
YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS.
-[SOLEMN MUSIC]
[UPBEAT ELECTRONIC MUSIC]
-MORNING, SIR. DID
I MISS A STOP SIGN?
-I'LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU MISSED,
YOU JUST MISSED HITTING
ABOUT 20 PEOPLE.
LET ME SEE YOUR LICENSE, PLEASE.
HOBIE?
-HI, GARNER.
-WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
-JOHNNY'S TEACHING
ME HOW TO RIDE.
-JOHNNY DANGER?
-IT'S TRUE, SIR,
ON MY DEAR GRANNY'S GRAVE.
I WENT TO COURT AND
HAD IT LEGALLY CHANGED.
I'M IN SHOW BUSINESS.
I NEEDED SOMETHING SPORTIER
TO ATTRACT ATTENTION.
-WELL YOU HAVE ATTRACTED MINE.
I'M GOING TO CITE YOU FOR
RECKLESS DRIVING, MR. DANGER.
-WE'RE JUST TRYING
TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN.
-I CAN'T MAKE YOU GET OFF,
HOBIE, I'M NOT YOUR DAD,
BUT IF I CATCH YOU
ENDANGERING HIS LIFE
OR ANYONE ELSE'S EVER AGAIN,
I'M GONNA TAKE YOU
IN AND LOCK YOU UP.
-LOCK ME UP?
-YES, SIR. I'M GOING
TO IMPOUND YOUR BIKE,
AND THEN I'M GOING
TO IMPOUND YOU.
AND I MEAN THAT ON MY
DEAR GRANNY'S GRAVE.
-HANG TIGHT, SLICK.
IT'S PARTY TIME.
-[GRUNTING]
-YOU HAVE TO TRY AND CALM DOWN.
-I MEAN, YOU
SHOULD'VE SEEN HER.
BIG TEARS, THEY OUGHT
TO GIVE HER AN OSCAR.
-THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU'RE
GONNA GET THIS CLOSE TO ME.
IF YOU COME WITHIN A HUNDRED
FEET, I CAN HAVE YOU ARRESTED.
I'VE GOT A RESTRAINING
ORDER AGAINST YOU.
-MATT.
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
-I'M PROTECTING MYSELF.
-YOU'RE CRAZY, YOU KNOW THAT?
-WAKE UP, MATT
BRODY IS ALL AN ACT.
AND YOU'VE BOUGHT INTO
IT 100 PERCENT.
YOU WANT SOME ADVICE?
GET A NEW BOYFRIEND.
'CAUSE THE YOU'VE GOT
NOW IS A MANIPULATIVE,
CONTROLLING, SLIMEBALL.
-[SERIOUS MUSIC]
-GARNER: YEAH, HE
TRIED TO JUMP THE FENCE
WITH HIS HORSE, ONE NIGHT.
PLASTERED AS USUAL.
HIT THE FENCE, BROKE
HIS NECK AND DIED.
-THE HORSE?
-THE RIDER, P.K. BONNER,
MY IDOL.
GREATEST COWBOY THAT EVER LIVED.
TAUGHT ME HOW TO ROPE WHEN
I WAS ABOUT HOBIE'S AGE.
YEP, I WON NINE BELT BUCKLES
IN THE TRI-COUNTY CHAMPIONSHIP
BECAUSE OF HIM.
HERE, YOU TRY.
YOU GOTTA KEEP YOUR WRIST
LOOSE, THAT'S THE KEY.
-OKAY.
-THERE YOU GO.
-YEE-HA--DID YOU TELL ME
THE REASON WHY I'M GIVING UP
MY LUNCH HOUR TO
ROPE A TRASH CAN?
-I LIKE TO SHOW OFF.
GO AHEAD, TRY.
-YEE-HAW, YEE-HOO.
HEY, LOOK AT THAT.
YOU WIN, I LOSE.
LET'S SPLIT A PIZZA, HUH?
-P.K. BONNER, NOW HE'S A ROWDY.
-WE NOT DONE, ARE WE?
-THERE WASN'T NOTHING
HE WOULDN'T TRY.
IT WASN'T MUCH HE COULDN'T DO.
-AND YOU WANTED TO
BE JUST LIKE HIM.
-YEAH, I WAS WAITING
TO JUMP THAT FENCE NEXT,
DRUNK AS A SCAR.
FUNNY WHO A KID'LL LOOK UP TO.
-THIS ISN'T ABOUT ROPING
OR P.K. BONNER, IS IT?
-I BUSTED A GUY FOR
RECKLESS DRIVING TODAY,
THAT MOTORCYCLE STUNT
SHOW FELLA, JOHNNY DANGER.
RAN A CHECK ON HIM,
GOT A COUPLE OF DUIS,
SOME DRUNKEN BAR
BRAWLS, HE'S A ROWDY.
-NO DOUBT. SO WHAT?
-I FOUND HOBIE RIDING ON
THE BACK OF HIS MOTORCYCLE.
-HEY, THANKS FOR
THE BREWS, JOHNNY.
YEAH, THANKS MAN.
-NEELY: HI JOHNNY.
-HEY BABY, HADN'T
SEEN YOU IN A WHILE.
-BEEN BUSY WORKING,
BUT I'M OFF NOW.
ARE YOU READY?
-SURE. I WAS BORN READY.
-HEY JOHNNY, WHAT ABOUT
THE REST OF THE BEER?
-SUCK 'EM DOWN, SLICK. ADIOS.
-SEXUAL HARASSMENT?
-YEP, SHE'S GOT AN ATTORNEY.
SHE'S FILED A RESTRAINING
ORDER AGAINST YOU.
AND SHE INTENDS TO FILE A
SUIT AGAINST THE COUNTY,
AGAINST BAYWATCH, YOU.
-MITCH, YOU DON'T
THINK THAT I--
-DON'T EVEN THINK IT.
YOU KNOW DAMN WELL
I BELIEVE YOU.
-SO WHAT'S NEXT?
-LOOK, I HATE THIS, BUT
I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU
TO TAKE A VOLUNTARY
LEAVE OF ABSENCE
UNTIL WE STRAIGHTEN
THIS THING OUT.
-LEAVE MY JOB?
THAT'S LIKE ADMITTING
THAT I'M GUILTY.
I MEAN, "VOLUNTARY."
WHAT IF I DON'T VOLUNTEER?
-THEN, IT WILL
BE OUT OF MY HANDS.
COUNTY WILL SUSPEND YOU.
SORRY, MATT.
-[SOLEMN MUSIC]
-HEY MAN, WHAT'S UP?
-HEY MAN, JUST
HAVING A COLD ONE.
-BEER? WHERE'D YOU GET THAT?
-FROM JOHNNY. WHY,
DO YOU WANT ONE?
-CONNOR: HELP! HELP ME!
-HAS HE BEEN DRINKING TOO?
-YEAH.
-GREAT.
-[ACTION-PACKED MUSIC]
-CONNOR: HELP!
HELP!
-HOBIE: HANG ON, CONNOR.
-MITCH: HANG ON.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, I GOT YOU.
ALL RIGHT. I GOT HIM.
HEAD BACK, JUST GO ON IN.
-HOBIE: OKAY DAD.
-ALL RIGHT, I GOT YOU. HANG ON.
YOU GOT IT?
-CONNOR: YEAH.
-[SOMBER MUSIC]
-MITCH: YOU OKAY?
-YEAH, I'M ALL RIGHT.
I JUST GOT TIRED.
-COME ON, MAN, LET'S
GO. I'LL TAKE YOU HOME.
-WAIT A MINUTE.
WHAT'S THIS?
YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING?
YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING.
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S
IT, COME ON, MOVE IT.
GO AND FOLLOW ME. MOVE IT!
-[TENSE MUSIC]
FRANK MALITTI.
CLASS PRESIDENT, VARSITY
FOOTBALL, CAPTAIN.
ALL-AROUND GOOD GUY.
MY BEST FRIEND.
SOMEWHERE AFTER GRADUATION,
HE WENT BODY SURFING
AT COUNTY LINE.
THERE WAS A BIG RIP THAT DAY.
AND FRANK WAS ZAPPED, BECAUSE
HE HAD BEEN DRINKING BEER
ALL DAY.
THEY FOUND HIS BODY
TWO DAYS LATER.
HE WAS ONLY 17.
DID YOU KNOW THAT 90
PERCENT OF ALL WATER RESCUES
ARE ALCOHOL OR DRUG RELATED?
90 PERCENT.
I DON'T LIKE THAT STORY, AND
I DON'T LIKE THAT STATISTIC.
BUT EVERY SINGLE TIME
I PULL ANOTHER DRINKER
OUT OF THE WATER,
I THINK ABOUT IT.
AND I THINK ABOUT FRANK.
DO YOU HEAR ME?
GO HOME.
NOT YOU.
-DAD, I WASN'T DRINKING.
-I KNOW.
DO YOU KNOW WHO
GAVE THEM THE BEER?
[CHUCKLING]
OKAY, I GET IT.
YOU KNOW, HOBIE,
SOMETIMES IT'S NOT SO EASY
TO TELL THE GOOD GUYS
FROM THE BAD GUYS.
YOU KNOW?
-YEAH.
-ALL RIGHT, GO ON,
GET OUT OF HERE.
GO ON.
-♪ I NEED TO CATCH MY BREATH
♪ I'M GOING OUT OF MY MIND
♪ FEELS LIKE I BEEN TRAPPED UNDERWATER ♪
♪ AND I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME
♪ WHEN THE WORLD STARTS SPINNING THIS WAY
♪
♪ AND I CAN'T FIND THE WORDS TO SAY
♪ I'LL GET BETTER
♪ YA I'LL GET BETTER
♪ YOU GOTTA BELIEVE
♪ OH I NEED YOU TO BELIEVE IN ME YA
♪ IT MIGHT TAKE SOME TIME
♪ BUT I'LL FIND MY WAY
♪ THIS HEART OF MINE
♪ WILL BE FREE ONE DAY
♪ I HEAR THE THINGS THEY'RE SAYING
♪ I DON'T KNOW WHO'S MY FRIEND
♪ FEELS LIKE I'M IN A HOLLYWOOD MOVIE
♪ AND IT'S GETTING NEAR THE END
♪ BUT I KNOW IF I CAN KEEP MY HEAD DOWN
♪ AND CHARGE AHEAD
♪ I'LL GET BETTER
♪ YA I'LL GET BETTER
♪ YOU GOTTA BELIEVE
♪ OH YOU GOTTA BELIEVE IN ME
♪ IT MIGHT TAKE SOME TIME
♪ BUT I'LL FIND MY WAY
♪ THIS HEART OF MINE
♪ WILL BE FREE ONE DAY
♪ YOU GOTTA BELIEVE
♪ YOU GOTTA BELIEVE
-[EXCITED CROWDS]
-HI.
-HI.
-100 FEET.
-THAT'S ALL, FOLKS.
-C.J.: WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
-I GOTTA TALK TO HER.
-YOU CAN'T.
-SHE HAS A RESTRAINING
ORDER AGAINST YOU.
SHE CAN GET YOU ARRESTED.
-I DON'T CARE, I GOTTA
GET HER TO TELL THE TRUTH.
-[LAUGHTER AND ENGINES REVVING]
-UH-UH.
DON'T FORGET, 100 FEET.
-WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?
-BACKWARDS, YOU DID IT TO ME.
-STOP LYING.
-TO MY VICTORY IN COURT.
-JOHNNY: CHEERS.
-ANOTHER PERV BITES THE DUST.
-WHOA, SLICK.
-GET OUT OF MY WAY,
I WANT TO TALK TO HER.
-NO WAY.
-[CROWD COMMOTION]
-ALL RIGHT! COME ON,
COME ON! KNOCK IT OFF!
-COME ON.
TAKE IT EASY! IT'S OVER!
-COME ON!
-JOHNNY: SETTLE THIS, SLICK!
-SIT DOWN!
NOW STAY.
GOOD BOY.
-THIS IS GONNA COST YOU!
-TERRIFIC, I JUST
MADE THE PAPERS.
-WOW, IS THERE A
PICTURE? [LAUGHS]
-OW, OW.
-WELL IT SERVES YOU
RIGHT FOR BEING STUPID.
-OH, THANKS.
JUST WHAT I NEED RIGHT NOW
FOR YOU TO CALL ME STUPID.
-MATT, C.J. IS RIGHT.
NEELY KNEW EXACTLY
WHAT BUTTONS TO PUSH,
AND YOU WENT OFF LIKE A ROCKET.
PLAYED RIGHT INTO
HER HANDS, PAL.
YOU GOTTA STAY AWAY FROM HER.
KEEP A LOW PROFILE.
-FOR HOW LONG?
-UNTIL YOU BEAT HER IN COURT.
-HOW? THERE'S
ONLY THE TWO OF US.
SHE COULD SWEAR THAT I DID IT
AND I CAN'T PROVE THAT I DIDN'T.
-YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT.
I THINK YOU SHOULD JUST
TOSS IT IN. GIVE UP.
THAT DOESN'T SOUND
LIKE YOU, DOES IT?
MATT, HANG IN THERE,
YOU CAN WIN THIS THING.
-MITCH, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
EVEN IF I WIN, I LOSE.
MY REPUTATION IS TRASH, MAN.
I SEE PEOPLE POINTING AT ME.
I HEAR THEM WHISPER,
"OH THERE GOES THAT PERVERT."
-MATT, THOSE
PEOPLE DON'T COUNT.
YOUR FRIENDS DO.
-AND WE'RE GONNA STAND
BY YOU ALL THE WAY.
-YOU'RE A GOOD MAN.
DON'T FORGET THAT.
OR I'LL HAVE TO KICK YOUR
BUTT, LIKE JOHNNY DANGER.
-HE DIDN'T KICK MY BUTT.
-MITCH: NO?
-NO.
-NO? REALLY?
WHAT'S THAT LITTLE BOO
BOO ON YOUR FACE, HUH?
A SHAVING ACCIDENT?
-[CHUCKLING]
-HEY, SLICK, HOP ON.
-THAT'S OKAY.
DID YOU GET IN A FIGHT
WITH MY FRIEND, MATT?
-WASN'T NO BIG THING.
-WHY'D YOU DO IT?
-FOR THE FUN.
COME ON, I'LL RIDE US
TO THE END OF THE PIER.
-NO, YOU'RE DRINKING.
-IT'S PARTY TIME, SLICK.
IF YOU CAN'T FIND A
PARTY, YOU GOTTA MAKE ONE.
ADIOS.
HEY, MAN, GET OUT OF THE WAY!
HEY, LOOKING GOOD.
HEY, BABY.
[SCREAMING]
-[EXCITING ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
-C.J.: BAYWATCH ONE, THIS
IS DISPATCH, COME IN, MITCH.
-YEAH, DISPATCH
THIS IS BAYWATCH ONE.
WHAT'S UP, C.J.?
-C.J.: THE POLICE
CALLED FOR ASSISTANCE.
THERE'S A DUI RIDING A
MOTORCYCLE ON THE PIER.
-WE'RE ON IT.
-[EXCITING MUSIC]
ALL RIGHT, GET ME CLOSE!
CLOSER!
RIDE'S OVER, JOHNNY.
-JOHNNY: WHY ARE
YOU HANDCUFFING ME,
I HAD AN ACCIDENT.
-YOU HAVE THE RIGHT
TO REMAIN SILENT,
AND YOU BETTER DO IT.
-HOBIE: GARNER, HOLD ON.
-I GAVE IT TO YOU, SLICK.
-I DON'T WANT IT
ANYMORE, SLICK.
-OFFICER: GO ON,
GET IN THERE. SHUT UP.
-DEFINITE BAD GUY.
-YOU GOT IT RIGHT, PAL.
YOU GOT IT RIGHT.
-MATT: C.J., I'M
TRYING TO TELL YOU,
THAT I DIDN'T GO
OUT WITH THAT GIRL.
-YES, YOU DID! I
DON'T BELIEVE YOU!
-NO, I DIDN'T! I SWEAR! WHY NOT?
-JUST GET OUT OF HERE.
-NEELY: TWO BEERS.
-[SOBBING]
-SO, WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?
-HE'S A LIAR.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT
HE CHEATED ON ME,
WITH NOT JUST ONE
WOMAN, NOT TWO WOMEN,
BUT THREE.
THAT PIG.
-HERE, ON ME.
IS IT OKAY IF I JOIN YOU?
-SURE.
I JUST FEEL SO
BETRAYED. SO STUPID.
-AH, CONSIDER
YOURSELF BETTER OFF.
-YOU'RE RIGHT.
HERE. HERE IS TO WINNING THAT
LAWSUIT AGAINST THAT JERK.
I GUESS IT'S PRETTY HARD
TO PROVE SEXUAL HARASSMENT, HUH.
IT'S YOUR WORD
AGAINST HIS, RIGHT?
-YEP. BUT, MAYBE YOU CAN
HELP ME OUT A LITTLE BIT.
-HOW?
-WELL, YOU COULD SAY THAT
MATT DID THE SAME THING TO YOU.
WHICH WOULD MAKE
MY CASE STRONGER.
IT WOULD BE TWO AGAINST ONE.
-YOU MEAN SAY THAT
HE HARASSED ME?
BUT HE DIDN'T.
-NO, BUT YOU COULD
SAY THAT HE DID.
JUST LIKE I DID.
-SAY?
SO MATT DIDN'T REALLY
SEXUALLY HARASS YOU?
-UH-UH.
I SET HIM UP AND I LIED
ABOUT THE WHOLE THING.
I'M GONNA MAKE A TON
OF MONEY ON THIS DEAL.
SO WHAT DO YOU SAY, YOU
WANT TO BE MY PARTNER?
-I GOTTA GO.
-AREN'T YOU GONNA
FINISH YOUR BEER?
-NO, I'M DONE.
AND SO ARE YOU.
-SID: HI, MITCH.
-HEY, SID.
-C.J.: WELL HAVE FUN SURFING.
I'LL SEE YOU LATER FOR DINNER.
-C.J., THANKS FOR EVERYTHING.
HEY, MITCH.
-HEY.
-WHAT HAPPENS TO NEELY?
-SHE WAS FIRED. YOU
WANT TO PRESS CHARGES?
-NO THANKS, I JUST WANT
TO GO ON WITH MY LIFE.
-GOOD MAN.
HA! [LAUGHING]
-THESE ARE JAMS, THEY'RE
THE COOLEST THINGS OUT.
-THOSE ARE OLD NEWS.
I WAS WEARING THOSE WHEN
YOU WERE WEARING DIAPERS.
-WELL THAT SHOWS YOU, WHAT
GOES AROUND COMES AROUND.
BEST CAR?
-427 CHEVY COBRA.
-NO WAY, FERRARI TESTAROSSA,
NOW THAT'S A CAR.
-YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING.
I MEAN, IF YOU LIKE
REFINED AND BORING.
ME, I LIKE AN ENGINE THAT
TURNS TO A TRANSMISSION
WITH TWO SEATS
ALONG FOR THE RIDE.
GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK, PAL.
-GLAD TO BE BACK.
BEST LEAD GUITAR?
-CARLOS SANTANA
WITHOUT A DOUBT.
-JUST ONE DOUBT, SLASH,
GUNS 'N ROSES ALL THE WAY.
-BEST LEAD SINGER?
-MATT: ARE YOU KIDDING?
DAVID HASSELHOFF.
-MITCH: WELL,
HE'S BIG IN EUROPE.
-MATT: ANYWAYS,
STAY OFF MY WAVE, OKAY?
-MITCH: STAY OFF MY WAVE.
JUST TRY TO STAY UP WITH ME.
-[ENDING THEME]