Baywatch (1989–2001): Season 5, Episode 12 - Silent Night, Baywatch Night: Part 2 - full transcript

-[THEME MUSIC]

-♪ SOME PEOPLE STAND
IN THE DARKNESS ♪

♪ AFRAID TO STEP
INTO THE LIGHT ♪

♪ SOME PEOPLE NEED
TO HELP SOMEBODY ♪

♪ WHEN THE EDGE OF
SURRENDER'S IN SIGHT ♪

♪ DON'T YOU WORRY

♪ IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT

♪ 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS READY

♪ I WON'T LET YOU
OUT OF MY SIGHT ♪

♪ I'LL BE READY

♪ I'LL BE READY



♪ NEVER YOU FEAR

♪ NO, DON'T YOU FEAR

♪ I'LL BE READY

♪ FOREVER AND ALWAYS

♪ I'M ALWAYS HERE

♪ 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS READY

♪ I WON'T LET YOU
OUT OF MY SIGHT ♪

♪ I'LL BE READY

♪ I'LL BE READY

♪ NEVER YOU FEAR

♪ NO, DON'T YOU FEAR

♪ I'LL BE READY

♪ FOREVER AND ALWAYS

-[SIRENS BLARING]



-[EXCITING MUSIC]

-GARNER, CALL AN AMBULANCE!

-GARNER: ALL RIGHT!

-HOBIE!

-DAD!

DAD!

DAD, OVER HERE!
I CAN'T FIND HER!

-GET HOBIE.
-ALL RIGHT.

-ALL RIGHT, TAKE THE CAN, HOBE.

-[TENSE MUSIC]

-MITCH: LET'S GET HER IN.

-LET'S GO.

GOT IT?

-YEAH, I'M FINE.

-MITCH: NO PULSE.

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE.

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE.

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE.

-COME ON!
-MITCH: COME ON, JOEY!

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE.

[COUGHING]

-MITCH: OKAY, COME ON, COME ON.
PULL HER UP.

THAT'S A GIRL.

OKAY.

ALL RIGHT.

-IT'S THE SAME GUY
THAT CHASED JOEY

UNDER THE PIER YESTERDAY.

I HAD TO CLIMB UP AFTER HER.

I COULDN'T LEAVE HER ALONE.

-AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT HE WAS AFTER?

I'M GONNA HAVE YOU
GIVE OUR POLICE ARTIST

A DESCRIPTION FOR A COMPOSITE

AND WE'LL HAVE YOU LOOK
AT SOME MUGSHOTS, OKAY?

-OKAY.

-I'M PROUD OF THE WAY YOU
HANDLED YOURSELF, HOBIE.

YOU'RE GONNA BE A FIRST-RATE
LIFEGUARD, JUST LIKE YOUR DAD.

-AND I'M SURE MRS. JENNINGS
WILL THANK YOU PERSONALLY,

IF SHE EVER SHOWS UP.

-MRS. JENNINGS.

KYLA JENNINGS?

-YEAH, YEAH, I THINK SO.

JOEY'S MOTHER, YOU KNOW HER?

-I ARRESTED A KYLA JENNINGS
TWO DAYS AGO.

SHE'S UH, DOWN AT THE COUNTY
JAIL WAITING TO BE BAILED OUT.

-WELL, WHAT DID
YOU ARREST HER FOR?

-SHE'S A-- A CON WOMAN.

SHE AND A LITTLE BOY
CONNED A BOARDWALK VENDOR

OUT OF $100.

-I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

-YEAH, GARNER, THAT LITTLE
BOY IS A LITTLE GIRL.

AND I THINK IT'S TIME I HAVE A
HEART TO HEART TALK WITH HER.

EXCUSE ME.

[KNOCKING]

-COME IN.

-HEY.

[SIGHING]

HEY.

I BROUGHT YOU A LITTLE
SANDWICH HERE, HUH,

IN CASE YOU GET HUNGRY.

-THANKS.

IT WAS NICE OF YOU TO
LET ME USE YOUR ROOM.

-IT'S OKAY.

THAT WAS SOME SWAN DIVE
YOU TOOK OFF THE PIER, HUH?

[LAUGHING]

-THANKS FOR SAVING ME.

-THAT'S OKAY, YOU'RE WELCOME.

YOU KNOW, JOEY, UM...

I KNOW ABOUT YOUR MOM.

-MY MOM'LL BE HERE TOMORROW.

I KNOW SHE WILL.

-I KNOW SHE'S IN JAIL.

-BUT I'M GONNA BAIL HER OUT.

-WITH WHAT?

-WE'LL BE FINE.

HONEST.

-YOU KNOW...

I'M A LIFEGUARD, RIGHT?

AND IT'S MY JOB TO KNOW
WHEN SOMEONE'S IN TROUBLE

AND NEEDS HELP.

-MY MOM AND I LIVE
OFF THE STREETS.

WE'RE HOMELESS UNLESS WE HAVE
ENOUGH MONEY FOR A MOTEL.

I WAS SUPPOSED TO BAIL HER OUT,

BUT I LOST THE MONEY.

NOW SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHERE I AM

AND WHY I HAVEN'T COME FOR HER.

-[SIGHING]

IF THERE REALLY WAS A SANTA,

HE'D BRING MY MOM
BACK FOR CHRISTMAS.

-I TELL YOU WHAT.

IF YOU EAT SOME
OF THIS SANDWICH,

THEN I PERSONALLY
WILL CALL SANTA CLAUS

AND SEE IF HE'LL
GRANT YOUR REQUEST.

EAT.

-WOULD YOU LIKE SOME?

-NO, NO NO.

YOU EAT FIRST, I'LL
GET SOME LATER, OKAY?

-MY MOM ALWAYS LET
ME EAT FIRST, TOO.

THAT'S WHEN YOU KNOW HOW
SOMEONE CARES ABOUT YOU.

THEY LET YOU EAT FIRST.

AND THERE'S ANOTHER WAY, TOO.

WHEN SOMEONE SAVES YOUR LIFE.

LIKE YOU AND HOBIE DID TO ME.

THANKS, MITCH.

-YOU'RE WELCOME.

GOT A LITTLE MUSTARD THERE, HUH?

NOW EAT.

[GROANING]

SMOKE.

[GROANING]

[SNIFFING]

WHA--?

WHAT IS THIS? WHA--?

YOU ARE SMOKING A CIGARETTE?

WHAT IS THE STORY HERE?

-I COULDN'T SLEEP.

STRANGE BED AND ALL.

-YOU HAD NO PROBLEM
SLEEPING LAST NIGHT.

-THAT WAS THEN.

THIS IS NOW.

-LISTEN, YOUNG LADY.

SMOKING IS NOT COOL.

NOW, IF YOU HAVE A
PROBLEM FALLING ASLEEP,

YOU SHOULD FIND
SOMETHING ELSE TO DO.

-WELL THEN I'LL READ.

-THIS IS THE RACING FORM.

COME ON, IN THE BED.

COME ON, SLIDE DOWN, IN, IN.

WHAT IS THIS?

-IN CASE I GET HUNGRY.

-GIVE ME THOSE.

I'LL TRADE YOU.

GOODNIGHT.

-HEY.

MITCH, KYLA JENNINGS.

KYLA, THE MAN WHO
BAILED YOU OUT.

-SERGEANT ELLERBEE TOLD
ME EVERYTHING YOU DID

FOR MY DAUGHTER,
INCLUDING SAVING HER LIFE.

AND I'D STILL BE SITTING IN
JAIL IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU.

I GUESS WE BOTH
OWE YOU OUR LIVES.

-THE GENTLEMAN YOU BOTH CONNED

HAS AGREED TO DROP THE CHARGES

AS LONG AS YOU GIVE
BACK THE MONEY,

BUT THE JUDGE WANTS
TO TALK TO YOU.

HE WANTS TO TALK TO BOTH OF YOU.

-WHAT CAN I SAY BUT THANK YOU.

-MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM!

-OH, THANK GOD YOU'RE OKAY!

-HOW'D YOU GET HERE?

-MITCH.

-MITCH.

-YEAH.

-I STILL DON'T BELIEVE IN
SANTA, BUT I BELIEVE IN YOU.

-AH.

-CAROLINE: JOHN, IT'S
LOOKING REALLY GOOD.

-JOHN: IT SURE IS.

-JOEY, I DON'T UNDERSTAND

WHAT THIS HAS TO DO WITH
HOW YOU LOST THE MONEY.

-SEE ALL THOSE
PRESENTS WRAPPED ALIKE?

-CARLA: YEAH.

-WELL, THE MONEY'S
IN ONE OF THOSE.

DON'T ASK, MOM.

ALL I KNOW IS, WE'VE GOTTA
WAIT UNTIL CHRISTMAS.

-OH NO.

COME ON.

-C.J., YOU KNOW
BENNY AND HIS FRIENDS?

-YEAH.
-THE GUYS HAVE BEEN
HANGING AROUND MY TOWER.

HAVE YOU NOTICED ANYTHING
DIFFERENT ABOUT THEM?

-YEAH, WELL THEY'RE
NOT TOO TALL.

-WELL, ACTUALLY
THAT'S PART OF IT.

THEY SAY THEY'RE FROM
THIS REALLY COLD PLACE,

AND THEY WORK FOR THE GUY

WHO'S REALLY OLD AND
HIS NAME IS KRIS.

BENNY SAID THAT IF HE
TOLD ME WHAT THEY DID,

I WOULDN'T BELIEVE HIM.

AND DEBBIE IS ALWAYS
TRYING TO SHUT HIM UP.

I CAME TO MY TOWER
THE OTHER DAY,

AND THE WHOLE THING
WAS DECORATED.

CHRISTMAS TREE INSIDE,

A STOCKING WITH MY NAME ON IT.

BENNY AND THE GANG WENT
IN THERE ONE MINUTE

AND OUT THE NEXT.

I MEAN, THIS IS
JUST ALL TOO WEIRD.

-WELL, IT DOESN'T
SEEM WEIRD TO ME.

THAT'S PERFECTLY LOGICAL.

THEY'RE ELVES.

-SANTA'S ELVES?

-SURE!

IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE.

THEY KNOW THAT AS A CHILD,

YOU DIDN'T HAVE TOO
MANY HAPPY CHRISTMASES,

SO THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE
GIVING YOU NOW FOR CHRISTMAS.

-AND YOU BELIEVE
ALL THIS, DON'T YOU?

-WELL, IF THERE CAN BE ALIENS,

WHY CAN'T THERE BE ELVES?

-AH.

C.J., YOU'VE BEEN A BIG HELP.

NOW I KNOW WHAT TO
GET YOU FOR CHRISTMAS.

-REALLY? WHAT?

-SOMETHING IN WHITE CANVAS,

HAS LONG SLEEVES AND
TIES IN THE BACK.

-MATT: COME ON!
-C.J.: MATT!

-[LAUGHING]

-GET BACK HERE!

[LAUGHING]

-HEY GUYS, COME ON IN.

-UH, DAD...

WE KINDA HAVE TO TALK
TO YOU FOR A SECOND.

-OH NO.

WHEN YOU KINDA NEED TO TALK,

I KNOW THAT
SOMETHING'S COMING UP

THAT I'M KINDA NOT GONNA LIKE.

HIT ME.

-JOEY AND I, WE--

-MITCH?

EXCUSE ME.

I THINK YOU BETTER GET OUT HERE.

-[CHATTERING]

SO, THESE LOVELY LADIES
SAY THEY'RE ALL HERE

WAITING FOR YOU TO CHOOSE.

-CHOOSE WHAT?

-THEY SOLD US
CHANCES TO BE CHOSEN

TO RIDE IN THE NEW
YEAR'S PARADE WITH YOU.

SO YOU NEED TO CHOOSE ONE OF US.

-UM--

I-- UH-- UH--

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

HOBIE!

HOBIE!

-ISN'T HE JUST A
LIVING DOLL, GIRLS?

-I SUPPOSE ASKING
YOU FOR AN EXPLANATION

WOULD BE KIND OF DULL

COMPARED TO WHAT THE TWO OF YOU

HAVE REALLY BEEN UP TO?

-I WAS TRYING TO MAKE MONEY
TO BAIL MY MOM OUT OF JAIL.

-I WAS TRYING TO MAKE MONEY

TO BUY YOU A CHRISTMAS PRESENT.

YOU WANTED THAT NEW
CAMERA LENS SO BAD,

I KNEW YOU WOULDN'T
GET IT FOR YOURSELF.

-ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,

BOTH OF YOU HAD GOOD INTENTIONS

TO DO SOMETHING NICE
FOR YOUR PARENTS,

BUT, GUYS, THE WAY YOU
WENT ABOUT IT WAS LOUSY.

-IT WAS MY IDEA.

-WHY DID I KNOW THAT?

ALL RIGHT.
GO OUT THERE AND APOLOGIZE

AND JUST GIVE THEM ALL
THEIR MONEY BACK, OKAY?

-ABOUT THAT, UH...

WE KIND OF...

DROPPED IT OFF THE PIER.

-YOU KIND OF DROPPED
IT OFF THE PIER.

LIFE IS A BEAUTIFUL THING.

-OKAY.

HOW ARE WE GONNA
RESOLVE THIS ONE?

-I DON'T SUPPOSE
YOU WANT TO RIDE
IN THE NEW YEAR'S PARADE?

-NO.

-HELLO!

HOW'S IT GOING?

-TRACY: GOOD!

-WHAT'S THAT?

-IT'S AN INVITATION
TO A CHRISTMAS PARTY.

-OH!

WELL, WAIT A MINUTE,
I DIDN'T GET ONE.

-YOU WON'T BE GETTING ONE.

THIS IS A PRIVATE PARTY.

FOR TWO.

-HOW ROMANTIC.

-BEAUTIFUL, ISN'T IT?

-I CAN'T TELL YOU
HOW MUCH I APPRECIATE

YOUR COMMITMENT TO
GIVING THESE CHILDREN

A CHRISTMAS, C.J.

-THAT'S WHAT CHRISTMAS
IS ALL ABOUT TO ME.

YOU KNOW, WE MAKE A GOOD TEAM.

IT MUST'VE TAKEN A
LOT OF COMMITMENT

TO JOIN THE PRIESTHOOD.
-HMM.

I USED TO THINK SO, TOO.

BUT I'VE BEEN HAVING
DOUBTS FOR SOME TIME NOW.

-ABOUT BEING A PRIEST?

-THERE'S ONLY ONE GOOD REASON

TO JOIN THE PRIESTHOOD, C.J.,

YET THERE SEEMS TO BE

SO MANY DIFFERENT
REASONS FOR LEAVING.

SOME PRIESTS LOSE
THEIR MOTIVATION,

SOME DOUBT THEIR DEVOTION,

SOME WANT A DIFFERENT LIFESTYLE.

SOME EVEN FALL IN LOVE.

I SHOULDN'T BE BURDENING
YOU WITH MY PROBLEMS.

-DON'T BE SILLY.

I'LL BE THE FIRST
ONE ON MY BLOCK

TO HAVE A PRIEST CONFESS TO ME.

-I'VE GOTTA RUN.

THANKS FOR LISTENING,

AND I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.

-[ROMANTIC MUSIC]

-♪ I NEVER FELT

♪ THE TRUE JOY OF CHRISTMAS

♪ MY HEART HAS BEEN HELD

♪ BUT THIS TIME IS DIFFERENT

♪ YOU'RE JUST WHAT I WANTED

-MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE?

-YOU MAY INDEED, SIR.

♪ I'M SPENDING THIS CHRISTMAS IN LOVE

-♪ I'VE BEEN ROUND THE WORD

♪ SEEN ALL KINDS OF LONELY

♪ LIVED AND I'VE LEARNED

♪ WISHING SOMEONE WOULD HOLD ME

♪ 'VE SPENT ENOUGH TIME

♪ CHASING STARS UP ABOVE

♪ I'M SPENDING THIS CHRISTMAS IN LOVE

♪ DANCING WITH YOU

♪ BY THE LIGHT OF THE MOON

♪ IT'S LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE

♪ IN YOUR EMBRACE

♪ I'VE FOUND MY PLACE

♪ IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF YOU

♪ NOW WE'RE TOGETHER

♪ AND MY HEART HAS A HOME

♪ I WON'T SPEND ANOTHER SILENT NIGHT

♪ ALL ALONE

♪ HOLDING YOU CLOSE

♪ I JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH

♪ I'M SPENDING THIS CHRISTMAS ♪

-HEY, HEY, HEY.

WHAT'S ALL THIS?

-IT'S BEEN SO LONG
SINCE I CRIED A TEAR

OF PURE AND ABSOLUTE HAPPINESS.

-YOU KNOW I'M FALLING IN
LOVE WITH YOU, DON'T YOU?

-C.J.: MITCH.

-MITCH: HEY!

-CAN WE TALK?

I NEED YOUR ADVICE.

-AH, CAN YOU MAKE
IT REAL QUICK?

I'VE GOT SOME SHOPPING AND OH,

ONE SURFING DAY
LEFT 'TIL CHRISTMAS.

-THAT'S OKAY.

YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND, ANYWAY.

-C.J., WAIT A SECOND.

YOU CAN TALK TO ME.

COME ON.

NO MATTER WHAT PROBLEM
YOU'VE EVER HAD,

LIFEGUARDING, MEN, MONEY, MEN.

YOU KNOW I'VE ALWAYS UNDERSTOOD.

AND I'VE NEVER
JUDGED YOU, HAVE I?

-FATHER RYAN TOLD
ME THAT HE'S THINKING

OF LEAVING THE PRIESTHOOD.

AND I'M AFRAID IT'S BECAUSE
HE'S FALLEN IN LOVE WITH ME.

-A PRIEST?

WHY A PRIEST?

YOU COULD HAVE ANY MAN YOU WANT.

MATT ADORES YOU!
BUT A PRIEST?

-MITCH, IT'S NOT
WHAT YOU THINK.

I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO
ENCOURAGE FATHER RYAN.

I DID NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF.

THIS IS A TOTAL
MISUNDERSTANDING.

SOME HELP YOU'VE BEEN.

-AH AH WHA-- AH, NOW
THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.

AND YOU DID NOTHING WRONG,

IT WAS A TOTAL MISUNDERSTANDING,

YOU'RE PREPARED TO TAKE ACTION
AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

YOU'RE IN TOTAL CONTROL.

-YOU'RE RIGHT.

I AM IN CONTROL.

-NOW GO OUT THERE AND
STRAIGHTEN THIS MESS OUT.

-THANKS, MITCH.

-A PRIEST?

IT'S CHRISTMAS!

-IT'S A BEAUTIFUL THING, HUH?

WATCHING KIDS PLAY,

HEARING THEM LAUGH.

SITTIN' ON SANTA'S KNEE.

-I RAISED MY DAUGHTER
NOT TO HAVE FANTASIES
LIKE SANTA CLAUS.

HER FATHER LEFT AND DESTROYED

ANY FAIRY TALE ENDING
FOR BOTH OF US.

-WELL, I CAN UNDERSTAND
YOU NOT WANTING JOEY

TO HAVE A FANTASY LIFE.

DOESN'T SHE DESERVE A REAL ONE?

I MEAN IT'S NOT
MUCH OF A CHRISTMAS

FOR THAT LITTLE GIRL, IS IT?

CONNING PEOPLE OUT OF MONEY?

WORRYING ABOUT BAILING
HER MOTHER OUT OF JAIL?

IT'S ALSO NOT MUCH OF A LIFE.

-I DID A LOT OF THINKING
WHEN I WAS IN JAIL.

I DECIDED I WANTED JOEY TO
HAVE WHAT OTHER CHILDREN HAVE.

A HOME, A DOG, A DINNER TIME.

BUT THESE THINGS
COST MONEY AND...

THAT MEANS A JOB.

-TELL YOU WHAT.

YOU GO TALK TO THE JUDGE,

AND YOU DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO,

AND I'LL HELP YOU GET A JOB.

-YOU'D DO THAT FOR US?

-TOMORROW'S CHRISTMAS.

I WANT YOU TO GIVE
YOURSELF AND YOUR DAUGHTER

THE BEST PRESENT EVER.

A REAL LIFE.

-[CHILDREN CHATTERING]

-HI.

-C.J.!

I'M GLAD TO FIND
YOU, WE NEED TO TALK.

-LET'S WALK.

-C.J., I'VE MADE A DECISION,

AND I WANT YOU TO
KNOW HOW MUCH I--

-SAM.

FATHER.

I NEED TO SAY SOMETHING.

I CAN'T TELL YOU
HOW FLATTERED I--

I MEAN I REALLY LIKE
YOU AS A FRIEND.

BUT IF YOU'RE THINKING OF
LEAVING THE PRIESTHOOD FOR ME,

I MEAN, YOU PROBABLY ONLY THINK
THAT YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH ME.

I MEAN, I'M IN LOVE WITH MATT,

AND YOU'LL GET OVER ME, I KNOW.

-C.J.,

I'M NOT THINKING OF LEAVING
THE PRIESTHOOD FOR YOU.

-YOU'RE NOT?

-I'M GOING ON A
RETREAT TO FIGURE OUT

WHERE MY HEART IS.

IF I DECIDE TO LEAVE,
IT'LL BE FOR MYSELF.

-BUT THE THINGS YOU SAID!

OH, I'M SO EMBARRASSED.

-[LAUGHING]

-C.J., I'M SO SORRY.

I'VE BEEN SO WRAPPED UP
WITH MY OWN PROBLEMS.

YOU'RE A BEAUTIFUL,
CHARMING AND LOVING WOMAN

BUT THAT HAS NOTHING
TO DO WITH MY CHOICE.

I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU TO
TELL YOU THAT I'D BE LEAVING,

BUT THAT SOMEONE WILL BE
TAKING MY PLACE AT ST. FRANCIS

WHILE I GO ON THE RETREAT.

I REALLY NEED TO
MAKE A DECISION,

AND I HOPE YOU'LL UNDERSTAND.

-OH, I DO. I DO UNDERSTAND.

FINALLY.
-WORKING WITH YOU
AND THE CHILDREN

HAS BEEN A WONDERFUL EXPERIENCE.

I ONCE TOLD YOU THAT I ENVY YOU.

I DO.

I ENVY YOUR TOTAL COMMITMENT
AND PASSION FOR YOUR WORK.

I'M GONNA MISS YOU.

-I'M GONNA MISS YOU, TOO.

-NOT ENOUGH.

YOU'RE REALLY GONNA LIKE THE
PRIEST THAT'S TAKING MY PLACE.

TALL, BLOND SURFER TYPE.

-[LAUGHING]

-WELL YOU'RE GONNA STAY
FOR CHRISTMAS, WON'T YOU?

-OH, I WOULDN'T MISS IT.

THE SEA IS SIMPLY GLORIOUS!

-[CHRISTMAS MUSIC]

-[GRUNTING]

-GEEZ!

MATT!

-BENNY.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING
HERE AT THIS HOUR?

-UH, STRAIGHTENING UP.

YOU GUYS ARE SLOBS,
YOU KNOW THAT?

-MM-HMM.

EXCUSE ME, BENNY, I NEED
TO GET IN THE CLOSET.

-NO YOU DON'T.

-YES, I DO.

-MATT, THERE'S A
HUGE DOG IN THERE.

[HOWLING]

-BENNY.

-IT'S ONE OF THEM
LITTLE NASTY DOGS.

[YAPPING]

-NOW.

-UM, A LITTLE TEENY--
WOOF. WOOF.
-NOW!

ALL US GUYS WANTED TO DO
SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR THE KIDS.

WE DIDN'T WANT YOU
TO KNOW IT WAS US.

-BENNY, DID-- DID YOU
GUYS DECORATE MY TOWER

AND LEAVE ME THE CHRISTMAS TREE?

-YOU SAVED MY LIFE, MATT.

I WANTED TO DO SOMETHING
SPECIAL FOR YOU, TOO.

WHAT?

-I JUST THOUGHT
THAT YOU WERE LIKE,

SANTA'S HELPERS, YOU KNOW?

ELVES.

-WE ARE.

-[FESTIVE MUSIC]

-[WHISTLING]

-HEY, MITCH!

-MITCH: YO!
-I NEED A WITNESS.

-WHAT'S GOING ON?

-BENNY, TELL MITCH
WHAT YOU JUST TOLD ME.

-[SIGHING]

I CAN'T HIDE IT ANY LONGER.

I'M ONE OF SANTA'S HELPERS.

-[LAUGHING]

-HAS EVERYONE LOST
IT AROUND HERE?

I MEAN IT'S NOT BAD ENOUGH
THAT HE THINKS HE'S AN ELF,

BUT YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE HIM.

-WELL, I, UH--

-BUT I AM ONE OF
SANTA'S HELPERS.

I AM AN ELF!

-OKAY.

YOU'RE AN ELF.

I MEAN, WHO AM I TO DOUBT?

COME ON, I MEAN,
PARASAILING SANTAS,

A PRIEST IS IN LOVE WITH C.J.,

I MEAN, NEW YEAR'S
DAY PARADES, WOW!

HEY, SAY HELLO TO THE BIG GUY.

HO HO HO. WHOA!

-GOTTA GO, MATT.

BIG NIGHT, YA KNOW.

GOT A LOT TO DO.

OH YEAH, MATT?

-YEAH?

-GOTCHA!

-[LAUGHING]

-[CHATTERING]

-COULD YOU PLEASE GO OUTSIDE

AND PUT THAT ON THE
CHRISTMAS TRUCK?

THANKS.

-MERRY CHRISTMAS.

HEY.

ARE YOU BEHAVING YOURSELVES?

-YES, WE'RE BEHAVING AS ELVES.

-CAROLINE: MITCH!

-[LAUGHING]

-WE HAVE A HUGE PROBLEM,

THEY DON'T HAVE ONE AVAILABLE.

-ARE YOU SURE?

-YEAH, THEY SAID THE EARLIEST
THEY COULD GET ONE HERE

WOULD BE LATE THIS AFTERNOON.

-WELL, THEN THE ONLY
SURPRISE WE GOT GOING HERE

IS THAT THERE'S NO SURPRISE.

-[GROANING]

-SORRY!

-OKAY.
-CONTACT LENS!

NOBODY MOVE!

-WHAT? WHAT IS IT?

HELLO?

-I'M SORRY, WE DIDN'T
MEAN TO BE ELVESDROPPPING.

EAVESDROPPING.

WE HEARD YOU TALKING
ABOUT A SURPRISE.

PERHAPS WE COULD
BE OF ASSISTANCE.

MERRY CHRISTMAS.

-UH, CAROLINE, I WOULD
LIKE TO INTRODUCE TO YOU,

BENNY THE ELF.

-YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?

-ABOUT SOME THINGS
WE DON'T KID,

AND WHEN IT COMES TO
CHRISTMAS SURPRISES,

WELL, WE CAN'T BE BEAT.

AND WE WOULD BE HONORED

TO HELP YOU SURPRISE
YOUR BEAUTIFUL LADY.

-WAIT A MINUTE, I NEVER SAID
WHO THE SURPRISE WAS FOR.

-AND NOBODY ELSE KNEW ABOUT IT.

-LET'S TALK TURKEY.

COME HERE.

-OKAY.

WATCH OUT!
[LAUGHING]

ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR SURPRISE?

-IF I HAVE TO STAND HERE
ANOTHER MOMENT LIKE THIS,

I ASSURE YOU I WILL BURST.

I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
IT'S SNOWING!

-MERRY WHITE CHRISTMAS!

-OH!

-MMM.

COME ON, COME ON.

-[FESTIVE MUSIC]

-[LAUGHING]

-♪ EVERYDAY IS CHRISTMAS
WHEN I'M WITH YOU ♪

♪ YOU'RE THE JOY, YOU'RE THE PEACE,
YOU'RE THE GIFT UNDER THE TREE YEAH ♪

♪ EVERYDAY IS CHRISTMAS
WHEN I'M WITH YOU ♪

♪ LISTEN CLOSE AND YOU CAN HEAR
THE ANGELS SING ♪

♪ WELCOME ONE AND WELCOME ALL ♪

♪ ON THIS FROSTY YULETIDE EVE

♪ WE'LL BE SINGING DECK THE HALLS

♪ NOW I'M STARTING TO BELIEVE

♪ EVERYDAY IS CHRISTMAS
WHEN I'M WITH YOU ♪

♪ YOU'RE THE JOY, YOU'RE THE PEACE,
YOU'RE THE GIFT UNDER THE TREE YEAH ♪

♪ EVERYDAY IS CHRISTMAS
WHEN I'M WITH YOU ♪

♪ LISTEN CLOSE AND YOU CAN HEAR
THE ANGELS SING ♪

♪ MAKE IT MERRY MAKE IT BRIGHT

♪ AS WE FROLIC IN THE SNOW

♪ TIS THE SEASON TO BE LIGHT

♪ AND THE REASON THAT I KNOW

♪ EVERYDAY IS CHRISTMAS
WHEN I'M WITH YOU ♪

♪ YOU'RE THE JOY, YOU'RE THE PEACE,
YOU'RE THE GIFT UNDER THE TREE YEAH ♪

♪ EVERYDAY IS CHRISTMAS
WHEN I'M WITH YOU ♪

♪ LISTEN CLOSE AND YOU CAN HEAR
THE ANGELS SING ♪

♪ WHOO WHOO

♪ FILL THE STOCKINGS,
JOIN THE CHORUS AS WE SING ♪

♪ WHOO WHOO

-IT'S HIM! HOBIE, LOOK!

THAT'S THE GUY!

-DAD! DAD, THAT'S THE GUY
THAT CHASED US UNDER THE PIER!

-GARNER!

LET'S GO!

-[EXCITING MUSIC]

-LET'S GO! LET'S GO!

-[ROCK MUSIC]

-[SHOUTING]

-TONY: GET OFF OF
ME, YOU LITTLE CREEPS!

-YOU HAVE THE RIGHT
TO REMAIN SILENT.

HO HO.

-TAKE THAT!

-[WHIMSICAL MUSIC]

-FATHER, WE GOT
ONE JUST FOR YOU.

-THIS IS FOR ME?
-BENNY: HEY, MERRY
CHRISTMAS TO ALL OF YOU.

-YEAH.

-THANKS.

I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

-[LAUGHING]

WHERE COULD THIS HAVE COME FROM?

-EVERYTHING'S DONATED.
WE HAVE NO WAY OF
KNOWING WHO TO THANK.

-THAT SHOULD BE ENOUGH TO
HELP THE CHURCH AND THE KIDS.

-HEY, MOM!

THAT'S OUR MONEY!

IT BELONGS TO US!

-NO, JOEY, I THINK IT'S
EXACTLY WHERE IT BELONGS.

EXACTLY WHERE
IT NEEDS TO STAY.

LISTEN HONEY, I THINK IT'S TIME

WE TURN OVER A NEW LEAF.

STARTING TODAY.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, BABY.

-YEAH, BUT, MOM, I
HAD THIS GREAT IDEA!

WHY CAN'T WE TURN OVER
A NEW LEAF TOMORROW?

-TODAY.

AND THAT'S FINAL.

COME ON, LET'S GO SLEDDING.

[LAUGHING]

[SQUEALING]

-WELL, TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH,

THIS HAS BEEN THE
BEST CHRISTMAS EVER.

-WELL, EVEN THOUGH I
REALLY MISS STEPHANIE,

I HAVE TO ADMIT I HAD
A PRETTY GREAT DAY.

-ME, TOO.

EVEN THOUGH BENNY AND HIS
GANG AREN'T REALLY ELVES.

THEY TOLD ME THEY
WERE A BOWLING TEAM.

-[LAUGHING]
-WAIT A MINUTE,

THEY TOLD ME THEY WERE
ROCKET SCIENTISTS.

-WAIT, THEY TOLD ME
THEY WERE UNDERTAKERS.

-I THINK THEY'RE ELVES.

-I'M CONVINCED.

-SO AM I.

IF IT WEREN'T FOR THEM,
WE WOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN
THE SNOW MACHINE IN TIME.

-AND WE WOULD'VE NEVER PULLED
OFF THIS INCREDIBLE SURPRISE.

-RIGHT.

-HOW DID THEY PULL
OFF THIS THING?

-I WAS AFRAID TO ASK.

-WELL, I'M JUST GONNA HAVE
TO THANK THEM PERSONALLY.

-WELL...

BENNY GAVE ME HIS ADDRESS IF
I EVER WANT TO WRITE TO HIM

OR IF I EVER NEEDED ANYTHING.

-WAIT A SECOND, WHAT IS THIS?

THIS IS A CHRISTMAS
WISH LIST FORM.

OH MY GOD, LOOK AT
THIS, LOOK AT THIS.

-BENNY THE ELF?

CARE OF KRIS KRINGLE?

-ALL: NORTH POLE!

-YEAH, RIGHT.
-[LAUGHING]

-I TOLD YOU THEY WERE ELVES.

-THEY'RE ELVES.

-YES.

-THIS IS BEAUTIFUL, MITCH.

ALL THAT'S MISSING
IS A CHRISTMAS CAROL.

-♪ SILENT NIGHT

♪ HOLY NIGHT

♪ ALL IS CALM

-WELL, I GUESS THERE'S
A SANTA AFTER ALL.

-♪ ALL IS BRIGHT

♪ ROUND YON VIRGIN

♪ MOTHER AND CHILD

♪ HOLY INFANT

♪ SO TENDER AND MILD

♪ SLEEP IN HEAVENLY PEACE

♪ SLEEP IN HEAVENLY PEACE

♪ SILENT NIGHT

♪ HOLY NIGHT

♪ ALL IS CALM

♪ ALL IS BRIGHT

♪ ROUND YON VIRGIN

♪ MOTHER AND CHILD

♪ HOLY INFANT

♪ SO TENDER AND MILD

♪ SLEEP IN HEAVENLY PEACE

♪ SLEEP IN HEAVENLY PEACE

-ALL: MERRY CHRISTMAS!

-[CHEERING]

-[ENDING THEME MUSIC]