Baywatch (1989–2001): Season 4, Episode 22 - Guys & Dolls - full transcript

Matt rescues a shady teenage girl, calling herself Rachel, who turns out to be a con artist hiding from her mentor and ex-partner in crime who as come after a diamond stuffed doll that is being shipped in from Hong Kong. Meanwhile, Stephanie continues her romance with Scott Daniels. But she becomes unsure about her future of being with him.

-[BEGINNING THEME MUSIC]

-♪ SOME PEOPLE STAND
IN THE DARKNESS ♪

♪ AFRAID TO STEP
INTO THE LIGHT ♪

♪ SOME PEOPLE NEED
TO HELP SOMEBODY ♪

♪ WHEN THE EDGE OF
SURRENDER'S IN SIGHT ♪

♪ DON'T YOU WORRY

♪ IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS READY

♪ I WON'T LET YOU
OUT OF MY SIGHT ♪

♪ I'LL BE READY

♪ I'LL BE READY



♪ NEVER YOU FEAR

♪ NO, DON'T YOU FEAR

♪ I'LL BE READY

♪ FOREVER AND ALWAYS
I'M ALWAYS HERE ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS READY

♪ I WON'T LET YOU
OUT OF MY SIGHT ♪

♪ I'LL BE READY

♪ I'LL BE READY

♪ NEVER YOU FEAR

♪ NO, DON'T YOU FEAR

♪ I'LL BE READY

♪ FOREVER AND ALWAYS,
I'M ALWAYS HERE ♪

-HIT IT!

-[POP MUSIC PLAYS]



-♪ ALL I WANT

♪ ALL I NEED

♪ IS SOMEWHERE I CAN BREATHE

♪ OPEN AIR

♪ EMPTY SKY

♪ SOMEWHERE I CAN FLY

-AAHH!

-I GOT YOU.

I GOT YOU, DON'T WORRY.

YOU OKAY? SIT DOWN.

-OH!

-WHAT WERE YOU
DOING ON THAT WALL?

-I WAS JUST RELAXING.

I WAS TRYING TO RELAX.

I GOT A BIG AUDITION
THIS AFTERNOON.

-OH, AN ACTRESS? [LAUGHS]

-A WAITRESS, ACTUALLY.

BUT HOPEFULLY NOT
AFTER TODAY'S AUDITION.

-WELL, COME ON.

LET'S GET YOU OUT OF
THESE WET CLOTHES.

-OH MY GOD!
-MATT: WHAT'S WRONG?

-MY MONEY, OH!

IT MUST HAVE FALLEN
OUT IN THE WATER.

-I'M SORRY. COME ON.

-[SIGH]

-MITCH.

-HEY!

-I'D LIKE YOU TO
MEET SCOTT DANIELS.

SCOTT, THIS IS MITCH BUCHANNON.

-GOOD TO MEET YOU, MITCH.

-HOW YOU DOING?

-SCOTT'S A COASTGUARD
RESCUE SWIMMER.

WE MET WHILE I WAS ON
THE EXCHANGE PROGRAM

WHILE YOU WERE OUT OF TOWN.

-GREAT.

-I GOT TRANSFERRED DOWN HERE
FROM SAN FRANCISCO LAST MONTH.

-WELL, YOU LIKE IT DOWN HERE?

-YEAH, I LOVE LA.

-SCOTT TRAINED
WITH THE NAVY SEALS.

-REALLY?

-WELL, IT WAS JUST
FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS.

WE GET CALLED ON
BY OTHER SERVICES

TO PERFORM SEARCH AND
RESCUE OPERATIONS.

-WELL, I THINK YOU GUYS
HAVE DONE ENOUGH BONDING.

WE MUSTN'T DISTRACT
THE LIFEGUARD.

SEE YOU, MITCH.

-NICE TO MEET YOU.

-[DRYER DINGS]

-MATT: [KNOCKS] HELLO?
-HEY!

-HERE WE GO.

-I FILLED OUT EVERYTHING LIKE
YOU SAID, NAME AND ADDRESS.

I DON'T HAVE A PHONE YET.

OH, THESE ARE NICE AND WARM!

THANK YOU, UM--

-MATT, MATT BRODY.
YOU'RE WELCOME.

OKAY, RACHEL HENDERSON.

STAY OFF THE SEA WALLS, AND
GOOD LUCK ON YOUR AUDITION.

-THANKS, BUT I CAN'T GO NOW.

-WHY NOT?

-WELL, I DON'T
HAVE MY HEAD SHOTS.

YOU KNOW, AFTER
YOU READ FOR A PART

YOU GOTTA LEAVE YOUR
HEAD SHOT AND RESUME.

WELL, I DON'T-- I HAD THESE
GREAT PICTURES TAKEN,

BUT NOW I DON'T HAVE THE
MONEY TO PAY FOR THEM.

OH, WELL, I PROBABLY WOULDN'T
HAVE GOTTEN IT ANYWAY.

-HOW MUCH DO YOU NEED?

-OH, NO. I COULDN'T ASK.

-YOU'RE NOT ASKING;
I'M OFFERING.

-HEY. THANKS, I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE DOING THIS FOR ME.

-HEY, WHO KNOWS,
YOU COULD PROBABLY BE

THE NEXT JULIA ROBERTS.

-WELL, LOOK, I'M
WAITRESSING TONIGHT, SO

I'LL PAY YOU BACK FIRST
THING IN THE MORNING.

WHAT TIME DO YOU GET HERE?

-MATT: 9:00.
-9:00.

I'LL SEE YOU THEN.

THANK YOU, MATT.

-[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

-SORRY, I COULDN'T SEE HIM.

-IT'S OKAY. IT'S
NOT YOUR FAULT.

YOU ALL RIGHT?

-YEAH, YEAH, I'M FINE, THANKS.

THAT WAS VERY CLOSE THOUGH, HUH.

-YEAH.

WELL THE BEACH IS NOT THE SAFEST
PLACE TO SLEEP, YOU KNOW.

-I APOLOGIZE.
IT'S JUST THAT I WAS VERY
TIRED AND-- FORGIVE ME.

I'M SORRY TO HAVE BOTHERED--
-HANG ON A SECOND.

YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD
USE A CUP OF COFFEE.

-OH, NO, I COULDN'T IMPOSE.
-COME ON, I'M BUYING. COME ON.

ANOTHER CUP OF COFFEE, MR KREBS?

-OH YEAH, THAT WOULD BE GREAT.
THANKS.

AND PLEASE CALL ME HENRY.

-SO YOU SAY YOUR DAUGHTER
RAN AWAY TWO MONTHS AGO?

-YES.

WE LIVE IN OHIO, MY
WIFE AND I AND NANCY.

NANCY IS OUR DAUGHTER.

MAYBE I WAS TOO
STRICT. I DON'T KNOW,

BUT ANYWAY, ONE MORNING SHE
JUST LEFT FOR LOS ANGELES

AND DIDN'T SAY WHERE.

I KNOW THAT NANCY
LOVES THE BEACH,

SO I FIGURED THAT THIS WOULD BE
THE BEST PLACE TO START LOOKING.

DO YOU HAVE ANY CHILDREN?

-YEAH, YEAH, I
HAVE A SON, HOBIE.

-OH, YEAH, WELL,
I HAVE THREE SONS.

AND FIVE DAUGHTERS.

NANCY IS THE YOUNGEST.

I DIDN'T COME HERE
TO TAKE HER HOME.

SHE'S A BIG GIRL. SHE CAN
MAKE HER OWN DECISIONS.

I JUST CAME TO SAY GOODBYE.

-GOODBYE?

-THE DOCTORS SAY I HAVE
ONLY A FEW MONTHS TO GO.

NOW, THAT DOESN'T MEAN
THAT I'M GIVING UP HOPE

BY ANY MEANS, IT'S JUST
THAT I WANT TO GET THINGS

STRAIGHTENED OUT BEFORE
THE FINAL GUN GOES OFF.

-HEY, SUMMER.

DO ME A FAVOR, WILL YOU?

HAVE THIS COPIED AND DISTRIBUTED
TO ALL THE LIFEGUARDS.

-SURE, WHO IS SHE?

-RUNAWAY.

HER FATHER DOESN'T
HAVE MUCH TIME LEFT

AND HE WANTS TO TRY TO FIND HER.

-WAIT, WAIT-- MITCH,
I'VE SEEN THIS GIRL.

MATT, HERE LOOK,
TAKE A LOOK AT THAT.

-THAT'S RACHEL.

-NO, ACTUALLY, HER NAME
IS NANCY, NANCY KREBS.

-UH-UH, I PULLED HER OUT OF
THE WATER YESTERDAY.

HER NAME IS RACHEL HENDERSON.

SHE'S AN ASPIRING ACTRESS.

-OH, WELL, MAYBE THAT'S
HER STAGE NAME.

-DID YOU GET AN ADDRESS?

-YEAH, SHOULD BE
IN THE RESCUE CARD.

BUT SHE'S GONNA BE
HERE ANY MINUTE.

-WHY, DID YOU MAKE A DATE?

-I LOANED HER $100.

-$100? $100?

-YEAH, SHE NEEDED
MONEY FOR HER HEAD SHOTS

FOR HER AUDITION.

-SO YOU GIVE HER
$100 JUST LIKE THAT?

-SUMMER, STOP--
-SHE'S COMING THIS
MORNING TO PAY ME BACK.

-GREAT, MATT, WHEN SHE GETS--
-HOW CAN YOU TRUST
A TOTAL STRANGER?

-I GREW UP IN HOLLYWOOD.

I THINK I KNOW
WHEN I SEE TALENT.

-OH, REALLY?
WELL I HOPE SHE REMEMBERS
YOU WHEN SHE'S A BIG STAR.

-SHE WILL.
-SUMMER: OH, REALLY?

SO WHERE IS SHE?
-GUYS, UM--

-SHE'S COMING.
-SUMMER: SURE.

-WELL, WHEN SHE GETS
HERE WILL YOU LET ME KNOW

SO I CAN CALL HER DAD?

UH-OH!

-[SOUL MUSIC PLAYING]

-♪ EVERY SINGLE DAY

♪ WE'RE RUNNING OVER THE OCEAN

♪ AND FLYIN' TO THE STARS

♪ THERE'S NEVER BEEN SUCH DEVOTION

♪ TO TAKING LOVE THIS FAR

♪ YOU MAKE MY DREAMS COME TRUE

♪ IN THE PERFECT WAY

♪ JUST LIKE A FANTASY

♪ EVERY SINGLE DAY

♪ YOU MAKE MY DREAMS COME TRUE

♪ IN THE PERFECT WAY

♪ JUST LIKE IN PARADISE

♪ EVERY SINGLE DAY

♪ WE'RE CHASIN' AFTER THE SUNSHINE

♪ AND WALKIN' ON THE CLOUDS

♪ WE'RE LIVIN' MORE THAN A LIFETIME

♪ AND WE ARE LIVIN' NOW

♪ I KNOW THIS LOVE WE HAVE IS FOREVER ♪

♪ COME THE SUN AND COME THE RAIN ♪

♪ YOU WILL ALWAYS BE MY SHELTER

♪ OH, EVERY SINGLE DAY

♪ YOU MAKE MY DREAMS COME TRUE ♪

♪ IN THE PERFECT WAY

♪ JUST LIKE A FANTASY

♪ EVERY SINGLE DAY

-OKAY, GREAT, THANKS.

SO, WAS SHE HOME?

-NOPE.

-WHAT?

-SHE WASN'T HOME.

THERE WASN'T EVEN A HOME THERE.

-WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

-THERE WAS NO SEVEN FOUR SEVEN
OCEANFRONT WALK.

-OH, SO YOU MEAN RACHEL
GAVE YOU A FAKE ADDRESS?

OR IS IT NANCY?

WELL, YOU SAID SHE WAS
A TALENTED ACTRESS.

I GUESS YOU WERE RIGHT.

-YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS?

YOU DON'T TRUST PEOPLE.

-AND YOU PROBLEM IS YOU DO.

-AS IT TURNS OUT WE THINK THAT

ONE OF OUR LIFEGUARDS
MAY HAVE RESCUED

YOUR DAUGHTER YESTERDAY.
-WELL, WHAT HAPPENED?
IS SHE ALL RIGHT?

WHERE IS SHE NOW?
-HERE'S THE GUARD THAT
PULLED HER OUT OF THE WATER.

MATT, THIS IS HENRY,
NANCY KREBS' FATHER.

-OH, I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR
SAVING MY DAUGHTER'S LIFE.

YOU DON'T KNOW
HOW GRATEFUL I AM.

-WELL, I'M NOT ACTUALLY SURE
IT WAS YOUR DAUGHTER, SIR.

-THE NAME SHE PUT ON HER RESCUE
CARD WAS RACHEL HENDERSON.

-YEAH, I LOANED HER $100
AND SHE SAID SHE'D COME BACK

THE NEXT MORNING,
BUT SHE NEVER SHOWED.

AND THE ADDRESS SHE
GAVE ME DOESN'T EXIST.

SO IT'S PROBABLY NOT
YOUR DAUGHTER. I'M SORRY.

-NO, NO THAT SOUNDS LIKE NANCY.

SHE HAS A WAY OF
GETTING WHAT SHE WANTS.

-WELL, WE DISTRIBUTED
HER PHOTOGRAPH.

AS SOON AS ONE OF
MY GUARDS SPOTS HER

WE'LL LET YOU KNOW.

-THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP.

I'M GOING TO SEND A
LETTER TO YOUR CHIEF

AND TELL HIM JUST HOW
HELPFUL YOU'VE BOTH BEEN.

GOD BLESS THE BOTH OF YOU.

OH, AND YOUNG MAN, WHEN
I FIND MY DAUGHTER,

YOU'LL GET THE $100 BACK.

I PROMISE.

-THANK YOU.

THAT'S TODAY.

-EXCUSE ME, THE YACHT,
A STAR OF HONG KONG.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO IT?

IT WAS SUPPOSED
TO BE IN AT, LIKE, 3:30.

-YEAH, NO, SHE RAN
INTO SOME BAD WEATHER.

AFRAID SHE'S GONNA BE DELAYED.

-DELAYED? HOW LONG?

-SHOULD BE IN ABOUT THIS
TIME TOMORROW, I'D SAY.

-HEY!

-[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

-OKAY, LET ME GO.

-WHY'D YOU RUN AWAY?

-LET ME GO!

YOU LOOKED SO ANGRY.
IT SCARED ME.

LOOK, COME ON, I KNOW--
I'M SORRY ABOUT THE MONEY.

MY AUDITION TOOK
LONGER THAN EXPECTED.

AND WHEN I GOT TO THE
RESTAURANT MY BOSS FIRED ME.

I WAS TOO EMBARRASSED
TO SHOW UP EMPTY-HANDED.

YOU PROBABLY THINK I RAN
OUT ON YOU, DON'T YOU.

-YEAH, WELL, THE
THOUGHT CROSSED MY MIND.

BUT THAT'S NOT WHY
I CHASED AFTER YOU.

-IT'S NOT?

-YOUR FATHER'S LOOKING FOR YOU.

-MY FATHER.

YOU DIDN'T TELL HIM
YOU SAW ME, DID YOU?

-YES.

HE NEEDS TO TALK TO YOU.

YOUR FATHER IS DYING, RACHEL.

OR IS IT NANCY?

-MY FATHER'S NOT DYING.

IT'S A TRICK SO YOU'LL
FEEL SORRY FOR HIM

AND HELP HIM FIND ME.

-YOU EXPECT ME TO
BELIEVE THAT, RIGHT?

-RIGHT.

-GIVE ME A BREAK.

-IT'S TRUE.

LOOK, MY NAME IS NANCY, OKAY.

I LIED 'CAUSE MY
FATHER'S A MANIAC

AND IF HE FINDS ME
HE'LL BEAT ME AGAIN.

-COME ON, I MET YOUR FATHER.

HE LOOKS LIKE THE MOST
GENTLE MAN I'VE EVER SEEN.

-YOU CAN'T JUDGE
SOMEONE BY HOW THEY LOOK.

HE'S AN ANIMAL.

PLEASE, MATT, DON'T
LET HIM FIND ME.

PLEASE DON'T TELL HIM ABOUT ME.

-TELL HIM WHAT?

THE FAKE ADDRESS YOU GAVE ME?

-YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
HE HITS ME.

THAT'S WHY I RAN AWAY.

-HEY, I CAN'T FORCE YOU
TO DEAL WITH YOUR FATHER.

BUT IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND,

YOU CAN REACH HIM THROUGH
THE BAYWATCH HEADQUARTERS.

-I'LL HAVE YOUR MONEY TOMORROW.

WHEN DO YOU WORK?

-I'M OFF TOMORROW.

-WELL, WHEN CAN I FIND YOU?

-I LIVE ON A BOAT NOT
FAR FROM HERE, SLIP 88.

-88. I'LL BE THERE, I PROMISE.

-I FOUND THIS IN THE DRYER.

-THANKS.

-I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

-[SIGH]

-[CHEERING]

-[CHATTER]

-ALL: READY, BREAK!

-MAN: GO, GO!

-[CHEERING]

-YES!

-ALL RIGHT!

-[KNOCKING]

-I GOT IT.

HEY, STEPHANIE, COME ON IN.

-HI, HOBIE, IS YOUR DAD IN?

-YEAH, HE'S UPSTAIRS.

DAD!

SO, YOU WANT SOME CREAM SODA?

-[LAUGHS] SURE.

OH MY GOSH, WHERE
DID YOU GET ALL THIS?

-REMEMBER THAT BOOGIE
BOARD COMPETITION I WON?

-YEAH.

-FIRST PRIZE WAS A YEAR'S
SUPPLY OF A&W CREAM SODA.

THE JUST DELIVERED IT.

-[LAUGHTER]

-MITCH: HEY, STEPH.
-HI.

I'M SORRY TO BOTHER YOU,
BUT I NEEDED TO TALK.

-SURE.

HOBESTER.

-HAVE A NICE CHAT.

-BUY YOU A CUP OF COFFEE?

-OKAY.

-SO?

-IT'S NOTHING EARTH-SHATTERING.

I JUST WANTED TO KNOW WHAT
YOU THOUGHT ABOUT SCOTT.

-I THINK HE'S A GREAT GUY.

-HE IS, HE'S REALLY TERRIFIC.

-SO THEN WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

-WELL, THE PROBLEM IS
THAT HE'S IN THE MILITARY.

AFTER WHAT MY
MOTHER WENT THROUGH,

I MEAN, SHE NEVER
REALLY RECOVERED WHEN

MY FATHER DIED IN THE WAR.

I SWORE THAT I WOULD
NEVER GET INVOLVED

WITH A MAN IN THE MILITARY.

-STEPHANIE, WE'RE NOT AT WAR.

-I KNOW, BUT STILL,
IT'S NOT A STABLE LIFE.

YOU MOVE AROUND ALL THE TIME.
THERE'S NO SENSE OF SECURITY,

AND I DON'T WANT TO RAISE
MY KIDS IN THAT KIND
OF ENVIRONMENT.

-WAIT A MINUTE, YOU TWO ARE
ALREADY TALKING MARRIAGE?

-NO. I MEAN, NOT REALLY.

I JUST FIND MYSELF
HOLDING BACK WITH HIM.

-WHY?

-MAYBE BECAUSE DEEP DOWN INSIDE

THERE'S THIS THOUGHT THAT MAYBE

YOU AND I MIGHT GET
BACK TOGETHER AGAIN.

-STEPHANIE.

-I'M NOT SAYING I
REALLY FEEL THAT WAY.

I JUST SOMETIME THINK IT.

-WE WOULDN'T WANNA RUIN A
GREAT FRIENDSHIP, NOW, WOULD WE.

-NO, YOU'RE RIGHT.

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE
SURE YOU FELT THAT WAY

BEFORE I STARTED THINKING
SERIOUSLY ABOUT SCOTT.

WELL, THANKS FOR PUTTING
UP WITH MY INSANITY.

-COME HERE, COME HERE.

-[LAUGHS]

IT'S OKAY, I'M USED TO IT.

HEY STEPH?

GOOD NIGHT.

[SIGH]

-RACHEL. I MEAN NANCY.

-MATT, I NEED YOUR HELP.

I HAVE NO ONE ELSE TO TURN TO.

-WHAT'S WRONG?

-IT'S MY FATHER.

I KNOW HE SEEMS HARMLESS,

BUT IF I TOLD YOU HALF
THE THINGS HE'S DONE

YOU'D WANT TO RIP HIS HEART OUT.

-WELL, IF HE'S THAT BAD,

WHY DON'T YOU JUST
GO TO THE POLICE?

-'CAUSE IT WOULDN'T
DO ANY GOOD.

MY FATHER'S A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR.

HE'D JUST DENY
EVERYTHING THAT I SAID.

-WELL, WHAT CAN I DO?

-I HAVE TO GO BACK
TO THE YACHT CLUB.

COULD YOU COME WITH ME?

IT'S YOUR DAY OFF, ISN'T IT?

-WHAT'S AT THE YACHT CLUB?

-I HAVE A PACKAGE THAT'S
ARRIVING ON A YACHT
THAT DOCKS THERE.

THAT'S WHAT THE BILL
OF TRANSPORT WAS FOR.

I TRIED TO PICK IT UP YESTERDAY

BUT IT WAS DELAYED UNTIL TODAY.

-WHAT'S IN THE PACKAGE?

-WELL, I DON'T KNOW, IT WAS A
GIFT FROM MY AUNT CHARLOTTE.

SHE'S CONSTANTLY TRAVELING
AND SHE ALWAYS SENDS ME

THESE EXOTIC GIFTS.

I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT IT IS.

WILL YOU PLEASE COME?

I PROMISE IT'LL BE THE LAST
FAVOR I EVER ASK OF YOU.

I CROSS MY HEART.

-I'LL GO ON ONE CONDITION.

THAT AFTER WE GO
AND GET THE PACKAGE,

YOU GO WITH ME TO SEE YOUR
FATHER AND DEAL WITH IT.

-OKAY.

BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE THERE.

-I'LL BE THERE.

-OKAY, AND BE SURE YOU TAKE THE
ENTIRE MEDICAL KIT, OKAY.

ALL RIGHT.

-SUMMER: MITCH.
-YO.

-I SAW THAT GIRL RACHEL OR
NANCY OR WHATEVER HER NAME IS.

-WHERE?

-IN THE MARINA ON MATT'S BOAT.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT
IS GOING ON THERE

BUT I THINK YOU
BETTER TALK TO HIM.

-HIS BOAT'S STILL
IN SLIP 88, ISN'T IT?

-YEAH.

-OKAY, I'LL SEE
WHAT I CAN FIND OUT.

I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

-OKAY.

-[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

-EXCUSE THE MESS.
I JUST MOVED IN.

-GOD, I'M SO EXCITED!

-[LAUGHS]

PORCELAIN DOLLS.

-[LAUGHS]

-MY AUNT KNOWS HOW
MUCH I LOVE DOLLS.

-YEAH, THERE MUST BE
20 OF THEM IN THERE.

-I WANT YOU TO HAVE ONE.

-OH, GREAT.

-THEY'RE WORTH MORE THAN $100.

-SURE.

-[KNOCKING]

-YOU EXPECTING SOMEONE?

-NO.

WHO'S THERE?

-SAM.

-SAM?

-HELLO, LINDA.

-LINDA?

WHAT'S GOING ON?

-SHUT UP.

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT
I'VE GONE THROUGH

TRYING TO FIND YOU.

BUT IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S
BEEN TIME WELL SPENT.

JUST SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO ME.

I'LL BE THERE IN
EXACTLY ONE HOUR.

DON'T KEEP ME WAITING.

ALL RIGHT, WHICH
DOLL ARE THEY IN?

-I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

-THE DIAMONDS!

-I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT
HE'S TALKING ABOUT.

-YOU KNOW, YOU'RE
LOOKING AT THE GREATEST

CON ARTIST IN THE
WORLD, A CHILD PRODIGY.

-I TOLD YOU HE WAS CRAZY.

-BUT I'M GONNA LET
YOU IN ON SOMETHING.

SHE'S NOT MY DAUGHTER.

SHE WAS MY PARTNER.

-LIAR!

-UNTIL SHE GOT GREEDY AND
RIPPED ME OFF IN HONG KONG.

-MATT, DO SOMETHING.

-WHAT?

-NOW, GIVE ME THE DOLL
WITH THE DIAMONDS IN IT

OR I'M GONNA SHOOT YOUR FRIEND.

-GO AHEAD.

-COLD AS ICE.

-YOU THINK I CARE
WHAT HAPPENS TO HIM?

-THIS PUTS YOU IN
AN AWKWARD POSITION.

'CAUSE I GOTTA CATCH A BOAT.

-COME ON, WHY DON'T YOU
GIVE HIM WHAT HE WANTS.

-ONE...

TWO...

-WAIT, JUST DON'T DO
ANYTHING STUPID, OKAY.

I'LL GIVE YOU THE DOLL.

-OH, YOU SURPRISED ME.

YOU DO HAVE A HEART.

COME ON, COME ON.

YOU ARE SO CLEVER.

THAT'S WHAT I LOVE ABOUT YOU.

-[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

-DID YOU SEE WHERE
THAT BOAT WENT?

-OH, YOU JUST MISSED THEM,

THEY PULLED OUT
ABOUT 15 MINUTES AGO.

-OKAY, THANKS.

-HERE!

WELL, HERE'S WHERE
WE PART COMPANY.

I'M GLAD NO ONE GOT HURT.

GOODBYE, LINDA.

IT'S TOO BAD FOR YOU
THINGS HAD TO END THIS WAY.

YOU TRULY ARE ONE OF THE
GREAT GRIFTERS OF ALL TIME.

-NEWMIE, OVER THERE.

HENRY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

-OH, MATT AND RACHEL,
THEY'RE DOWN BELOW.

SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAPPENED.

YOU BETTER GET DOWN THERE,
SEE IF YOU CAN HELP THEM.

-WHAT HAPPENED?

-I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.

FIND OUT FOR YOURSELF.

-OKAY.

-[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

-MY DIAMONDS!

-HEY, TURN AROUND, RIGHT NOW.

-MATT, UNTIE ME.

-UNTIE WHO.

-[SIGH] MATT.

HUH?

NANCY?

OR IS IT RACHEL? OR
MAYBE IS IT LINDA?

-LOOK, MY NAME'S LINDA, OKAY?

HE GOT ME INTO THIS
WHEN I WAS YOUNG.

I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING.

COME ON, MATT, UNTIE ME, PLEASE.

-YOU ALL RIGHT?

-YEAH.

DID YOU CATCH HIM?

-YEAH.

YEAH, HE ALMOST
GOT AWAY WITH IT.

BUT WHEN HE CALLED HER
RACHEL INSTEAD OF NANCY

I KNEW SOMETHING WAS OFF.

-IT IS.

MITCH, MEET LINDA.

SHE'S HIS PARTNER.

-HEY.

-HI.

-SO WHAT'S THE NEWS?

WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH SCOTT?

-DID YOU AND GAYLE LIVE
TOGETHER BEFORE YOU GOT MARRIED?

-WELL, I GUESS THAT
ANSWERS MY QUESTION.

-NO, NO. GAYLE
DIDN'T BELIEVE IN IT.

-I DON'T THINK I DO EITHER.

I GUESS I'M JUST TOO
MUCH OF A TRADITIONALIST.

-YOU KNOW, STEPHANIE,
WHY DON'T YOU JUST

DO YOURSELF A FAVOR, HUH?

LIGHTEN UP, DON'T
BE SO ANALYTICAL.

I MEAN, COME ON, JUST
GO WITH THE FLOW, YOU KNOW?

GO WITH THE FLOW.

-I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.

I'VE GOT TO STOP BEING
SO HARD ON MYSELF.

I SHOULD JUST LET IT HAPPEN,
AND ENJOY FALLING IN LOVE.

-ABSOLUTELY.

THAT WOULD DEFINITELY
BE MY RECOMMENDATION.

-SCOTT!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

-I CAME TO SAY GOODBYE.

I'M BEING SHIPPED OUT.

-SHIPPED OUT? WHERE?

-ANTARCTICA. TO AN ICEBREAKER.

-ANTARCTICA.

-I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.

THE LAST GUY SHE LIKED
BLEW OUT HIS KNEE,

AND YOU'RE BEING SHIPPED
OUT TO THE SOUTH POLE.

THE STEPHANIE HOLDEN
JINX STRIKES AGAIN.

-I PROMISE I'LL
WRITE YOU EVERY DAY.

-OH GOD.

-WHAT ELSE IS THERE
TO DO IN ANTARCTICA?

-YOU CONMEN!

-[LAUGHTER]

-MITCH, I'M GONNA
GET YOU FOR THIS!

SCOTT, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!

-COME ON, MATT,
LET'S DIVE FOR THEM.

-SUMMER, THEY'RE AT
THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN.

-I KNOW, BUT THEY'RE
DIAMONDS, MATT.

-WHAT IS IT WITH YOU?

THEY'RE PROBABLY STOLEN.

-I KNOW BUT I JUST,
I JUST WANT ONE.

-ONE? WHY?

-TO PUT IN A RING.

-IS THIS A CON?

-DO I LOOK LIKE
A CONWOMAN TO YOU?

[LAUGHTER]

-[ENDING THEME MUSIC]