Baywatch (1989–2001): Season 3, Episode 6 - Showdown at Malibu Beach High - full transcript

During the first week of school at Malibu Beach High, troubles only begin when a Native American student and Matt's old friend, Bear Sutter, protests the sale of sacred Indian land near the beach. Meanwhile, Summer feels jealousy after Slade is pursued by the snobbish Courtney Bremmer who wants to be a sponsor for his surfing career, and Matt is drawn into "party crowd," while Slade deals with his surfing and a visit from his estranged, domineering, Marine father. Also, C.J. gets a part-time job as the volleyball coach at Malibu High. Elsewhere, Garner gets a desk job at a police station downtown to get away from all the troubles of riding his ATV at the beach.

♪ SOME PEOPLE STAND
IN THE DARKNESS ♪

♪ AFRAID TO STEP
INTO THE LIGHT ♪

♪ SOME PEOPLE NEED
TO HELP SOMEBODY ♪

♪ WHEN THE EDGE OF
SURRENDER'S IN SIGHT ♪

♪ DON'T YOU WORRY

♪ IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT

♪ 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS READY

♪ I WON'T LET YOU
OUT OF MY SIGHT ♪

♪ I'LL BE READY

♪ I'LL BE READY

♪ NEVER YOU FEAR



♪ NO, DON'T YOU FEAR

♪ I'LL BE READY

♪ FOREVER AND ALWAYS

♪ I'M ALWAYS HERE

♪ 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS READY

♪ I WON'T LET YOU
OUT OF MY SIGHT ♪

♪ I'LL BE READY

♪ I'LL BE READY

♪ NEVER YOU FEAR

♪ NO, DON'T YOU FEAR

♪ I'LL BE READY

♪ FOREVER AND ALWAYS

♪ I'M ALWAYS HERE

-[SCREECHING]



-[ENGINES ROARING]

-[SIREN BLARING]

-IF THEY CATCH ME,
I'M HISTORY.

-THIS IS ONE RACE
YOU'D BETTER WIN.

-THAT'S IT! THAT'S IT!
THE FINAL STRAW!

-AH, WHAT THE HELL,
EVEL KNIEVEL.

WE'LL GET 'EM
NEXT TIME.

-THEY'LL HAVE HELL TO PAY
WHEN I CATCH 'EM.

OH, I'LL BUST 'EM BOTH

FOR EVADING ARREST,
AGGRAVATED ASSAULT--

-AGGRAVATING
A POLICE OFFICER.

-YOU NEED TO GET MUD FLAPS
ON THOSE REAR TIRES.

-IS IT MY FAULT THEY MAKE YOU
RIDE A SCOOTER ON THE BEACH?

FRANKLY, I THINK
IT'S EMBARRASSING.

-DO YOU THINK I LIKE
WORKING ON THE BEACH?

I HATE THE BEACH! I'VE
ALWAYS HATED THE BEACH!

THAT'S WHY HE
SENT ME HERE.

-IT'S PRETTY ROTTEN
OF YOUR CAPTAIN

TO BUST YOU
FROM THE GLAMOR

OF THE INNER CITY TO
THE SQUALOR OF THE BEACH.

-ALL I HAD TO DO WAS APOLOGIZE
FOR BREAKING HIS NOSE,

BUT NO, I GOT TO TELL HIM
I ENJOYED IT.

-SOME PEOPLE JUST DON'T
APPRECIATE HONESTY.

-MITCH... IT'S TIME.

IT IS DEFINITELY TIME
I SWALLOWED MY PRIDE.

-UH-HUH.
-ALL I GOT TO DO

IS WALK INTO HIS OFFICE,
SAY, "CAPTAIN TUNNEY,

I REALIZE I WAS WRONG FOR
GETTING SO ANGRY THAT I--"

-"RAMMED MY FIST
INTO YOUR NOSE."

"...THAT I LASHED OUT
MERELY BECAUSE YOU TOOK CREDIT

"FOR A BUST I HAD WORKED ON
FOR SIX MONTHS

AND THEN SET ME UP
TO TAKE THE FALL FOR A BUST
YOU MESSED UP!"

-SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAVEN'T
TOTALLY COME TO TERMS
WITH THIS YET.

-NO. I'M CALM.

IT'S ALL IN THE PAST.

TIME TO FORGIVE AND FORGET.

MITCH, MY FRIEND,

NEXT TIME YOU'RE DOWNTOWN,
YOU STOP IN, AND I'LL BUY
YOU LUNCH.

-YOU WON'T LAST A WEEK
IN AN OLD, STUFFY OFFICE.

-BET.

[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]

AH, NICE WORKING
WITH YOU.

[CONTINUES LAUGHING]

-HE'S BEEN OUT
IN THE SUN TOO LONG.

-[INDISTINCT]

-COME ON, C.J.,
ORIENTATION WILL
BE MY FIRST DAY

AT MALIBU BEACH HIGH.

FIRST IMPRESSIONS
ARE EVERYTHING.

-DON'T MOST OF THE KIDS
ALREADY KNOW YOU FROM THE BEACH?

-YEAH, IN MY
LIFEGUARD UNIFORM.

COME ON, THIS IS DIFFERENT,
IT'S SCHOOL.

YOU'RE JUDGED ON TWO
THINGS:

YOUR CLOTHES
AND THE GUY YOU'RE DATING.

-WELL, THE GUY YOU'RE DATING
IS SLADE, THE SURF GOD.
I MEAN, HE'S GORGEOUS.

THE GIRLS ARE GOING TO GO CRAZY
WHEN THEY SEE YOU WITH HIM.

-YEAH, I KNOW.

[SIGHS] STILL, I JUST
THINK I NEED A NEW OUTFIT.

WON'T YOU HELP ME
PICK IT OUT. PLEASE?

-OKAY.

I KNOW THIS GREAT BOUTIQUE
ON THE PIER.

IT'S TOTALLY OUTRAGEOUS,
THE STUFF WILL LOOK GREAT ON
YOU. COME ON, LET'S GO.

-HOW OUTRAGEOUS?

C.J.!

-MATT'S ON THE PHONE.

-TOWERS 16 AND 18.
YEAH, I'LL BE RIGHT
THERE, THANKS.

YEAH, MATT, WHAT'S UP?

-SORRY, MITCH. I REALLY
WANTED TO WORK THIS WEEKEND,

BUT WITH SCHOOL
STARTING MONDAY...

AND MY PARENTS
ARE OUT OF TOWN...

-DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
IT'S GOING TO BE A SLOW
WEEKEND.

WE'VE GOT PLENTY OF GUARDS.
-THANKS.

-MATT, WE WERE CHASING
A COUPLE KIDS

ON DUNE BUGGIES RACING ILLEGALLY

ON CORTEZ BEACH
THIS MORNING.

WE THINK THE DRIVERS
GO TO MALIBU BEACH HIGH.

ASK AROUND, SEE WHAT YOU
CAN FIND OUT, WILL YOU?

-YEAH, SURE,
I'LL ASK AROUND.

-APPRECIATE IT.

-I'LL SEE YOU IN THE WATER.

HE DOESN'T KNOW IT WAS US.

-DOES THAT MEAN
THE PARTY'S STILL ON?

YEAH!

-THIS IS A PRIVATE BEACH.

-I'M NOT ON THE BEACH.

-YOU WERE ON THE WAVES.

MY FAMILY OWNS
EVERYTHING

FROM THAT RANCH ON THE BLUFF

TO THIS BEACH
WHERE THESE WAVES BREAK.

-I'M IMPRESSED.

-TELL ME SOMETHING.

WHY DID YOU TRANSFER
TO MALIBU BEACH HIGH?

-WELL, I DON'T HAVE
TO DITCH SCHOOL TO SURF.

I TAKE IT FIRST PERIOD.

-HMM. I'VE NEVER
UNDERSTOOD SURFING.

WHAT DO YOU GET
OUT OF RIDING WAVES?

-WHAT DO YOU GET
OUT OF RIDING HORSES?

-I LOVE THE WAY A HORSE
FEELS WHEN HE'S UNDER ME.

BEING IN CONTROL OF
SOMETHING SO POWERFUL.

-WELL, SUBSTITUTE
A WAVE FOR A HORSE,

AND YOU'VE GOT
YOUR ANSWER.

-HMM.

-SEE YOU.

-EVERYONE SAYS
THAT YOU'RE GOOD ENOUGH

TO BE ON
THE PRO-SURFING TOUR.

WHY AREN'T YOU?

-WELL, IT TAKES
A LOT OF MONEY

TO TRAVEL
AROUND THE WORLD.

-WELL, WHAT IF YOU HAD
A SPONSOR?

-WELL, I DON'T.

-WELL, WHAT IF I
COULD GET YOU ONE?

SOMEONE WHO WOULD PAY
FOR YOUR TRAVELS...

HOTEL, AIRFARE, ENTRY FEE.

-LIKE WHO?

-WELL, IF YOU'RE AS
GOOD AS THEY SAY,
WE'LL HAVE OUR PICK.

MY MOTHER'S A MANAGER.

SHE MANAGES SINGERS,
DANCERS, WRITERS.

SHE'S NEVER HANDLED
AN ATHLETE.

I WANT TO.

I WANT TO DO SOMETHING
MY MOTHER HAS NEVER DONE BEFORE.

-WHAT'S IN IT
FOR YOU?

-15 PERCENT
OF EVERYTHING YOU MAKE...

PRIZE MONEY, ENDORSEMENTS,

MERCHANDISING.

SAY YES,
AND I CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN.

♪ THE TIME IS NOW

♪ CAUSE WE ARE YOUNG, SO YOUNG

♪ OUR LOVE IS NEW

♪ AND I BELIEVE, YOU ARE THE ONE

♪ I HAVE NEVER FELT THIS WAY
♪ ABOUT ANYONE

♪ [ANYONE]

♪ EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU GETS MY

♪ HEART ON THE RUN

♪ I'M ALIVE BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS SHINE

♪ JUST LIKE THE SUN I CAN'T DENY

♪ AND I WON'T EVEN TRY, YOU ARE THE ONE

♪ I HAVE NEVER FELT
♪ THIS WAY ABOUT ANYONE

♪ [ANYONE]

♪ EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU GETS
♪ MY HEART ON THE RUN

-[EXCLAIMING]

BEAR, MAN,
WHERE YOU BEEN ALL SUMMER?

-I'VE BEEN OUT IN THE DESERT,
MAN, PURIFYING MY SOUL.

HEY, MAN, YOU COULD USE A LITTLE
PURIFICATION YOURSELF, BRODY.

-THE DESERT?
ALL THAT SAND AND NO BEACH?

FORGET IT, MAN.

BEAR, THIS IS
SUMMER QUINN.

WE WORK TOGETHER.

THIS IS THE LEGENDARY
BEAR SUTTER.

HIS ANCESTORS WERE IN MALIBU
BEFORE MALIBU WAS MALIBU.

-IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.

-SUMMER?

YOU KNOW,
I DIDN'T FIGURE SLADE

WOULD BE A TARGET
FOR COURTNEY'S TROPHY CASE.

SHE'S WHAT
ALEXIS CARRINGTON

MUST HAVE BEEN LIKE
IN HIGH SCHOOL.

-BE RIGHT BACK.

-HI, SUMMER.

HEY, I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL,
MY DAD'S A MARINE.

EVERY TIME HE TRANSFERRED,
I HAD TO FIND A NEW SCHOOL.

-YEAH, WELL, THERE'S NO
MARINE BASE IN MALIBU.

-I KNOW. THAT'S WHY I CAME
HERE, TO GET AWAY FROM HIM.

EVERY TIME HE GOT DRUNK,
I BECAME THE ENEMY.

I LIKE YOUR OUTFIT.
IS IT NEW?

-NO, IT'S NOTHING SPECIAL.

-SO WHAT CLASS
YOU GONNA TAKE?

-WHAT DIFFERENCE
DOES IT MAKE?

-MAYBE WE CAN GET IN
SOME OF THE SAME ONES.

-WHY DON'T YOU GO GET IN THE
SAME ONES AS COURTNEY BREMMER.

THEN, YOU GUYS
CAN WALK ARM-IN-ARM

FROM ONE CLASS TO THE OTHER.
-LOOK, IT'S JUST BUSINESS.

SHE'S JUST TRYING TO
HELP ME GET A SPONSOR,
THAT'S ALL.

-OH, RIGHT.

WHY DON'T YOU GO WATCH
RERUNS OF "DYNASTY" OR
SOMETHING?

-[MOUTHING] WHAT?

-OKAY, LET'S LISTEN UP.

HAVE YOUR ATTENTION?

THANK YOU, THANK YOU,
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

HELLO. WELCOME
TO MALIBU BEACH HIGH.

MY NAME IS FRANK RICHMOND.

I AM YOUR PRINCIPAL.

FIRST OFF, I'D LIKE TO
DISPEL SOME OF THE MALIBU HYPE.

YES, WE DO HAVE SURFING CLASSES.

YES, WE DO HAVE
BEACH VOLLEYBALL TEAMS,

BUT WE ALSO HAVE ONE OF
THE MOST DEMANDING CURRICULA

OF ANY SCHOOL
IN THIS COUNTRY.

-YEAH, IT SOUNDS GREAT.
WE'LL BE THERE.

-YEAH.

-SEE YOU GUYS LATER.
-OKAY.

-C.J.!

-MATTHEW.

-WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?

-I'M COACHING.

-SINCE WHEN?

-WELL, IT'S JUST TEMPORARY.

THEY LOST SOME TEACHERS,
BUDGET CUTBACKS, YOU KNOW?

SO A COUPLE OF US VOLUNTEERED
UNTIL THEY GET THE MONEY

FROM SOME PROPERTY
THE SCHOOL SOLD OFF.

-COOL. HEY,
I'M THROWING A RAGER.

SATURDAY.
YOU GOT TO COME.

-I'D LOVE TO,
BUT I WORK ON SATURDAY.

-COME AFTER YOUR SHIFT.

I MEAN, YOU KNOW,
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE
SOME VOLLEYBALL,

AND WE'LL BE
UNBEATABLE.

-GIVE ME MY BALL BACK.

-NOT UNLESS YOU SAY
YOU'RE GOING TO COME.

-GIVE ME MY BALL BACK.

I'LL SEE.
-GREAT.

-[CLAMORING]

-BRODY:
WHAT'S GOING ON OVER THERE?
-C.J.: I DON'T KNOW.

-BEAR,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

-YOU DON'T WANT
TO STEP ON THAT, BRODY.

-BEAR, WHAT'S THIS
ALL ABOUT?

-IT'S ABOUT THE SCHOOL
SELLING CHUMASH LAND
TO BUILD CONDOS.

-SLADE! SLADE, WE'VE GOT
TO GET DOWNTOWN BY 4:00

TO MEET
WITH SID KIWITT.

HE OWNS TOPANGA SWIMWEAR.

HE'S INTERESTED.

[INDISTINCT]

-ALL RIGHT, COME ON, COME ON.

BREAK IT UP,
BREAK IT UP.

COME ON, MAKE WAY. COME ON.

SCHOOL'S DONE FOR THE DAY.

TIME TO GO HOME,
COME ON, COME ON.

[SIGHS]

GARY, GO TO METAL SHOP,
GET MR. EVERETT,

TELL HIM TO BRING
SOME CHAIN CUTTERS.

MR. SUTTER, YOU WANT
TO EXPLAIN THIS?

-I TRIED TO,
BUT NONE OF YOU GUYS LISTENED.

-SON, I ALREADY TOLD YOU,
THAT PROPERTY

IS NOT SACRED
CHUMASH LAND.

IT'S JUST ANOTHER BLUFF
OVERLOOKING THE BEACH.

-IT'S THE MOST SACRED PLACE
IN MALIBU.

NOW ALL YOU WANT TO DO
IS TEAR IT UP WITH BULLDOZERS

AND BURY IT BENEATH BUILDINGS!

-MR. RICHMOND, BEAR KNOWS A LOT
ABOUT THESE THINGS.

-SO DO I. NOW, TRUST ME.

IF I THOUGHT
THAT WAS SACRED CHUMASH LAND,

I WOULD NEVER HAVE
APPROVED THE SALE.

-MAKE WAY.

-WELL, WHAT DO YOU
WANT ME TO CUT?

-THOSE CHAINS.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

-OH. YOU GOT IT.

-BEAR: DON'T STEP
ON THE SUN SIGN.

-IT'S JUST CHALK.
CUT HIM LOOSE.

-[SCREECHING]

-[STUDENTS MURMURING]

-CUT THOSE
CHAINS NOW.

-[CONTINUES SCREECHING]

-[SIGHING]

OH, THIS IS GREAT.
THIS IS JUST GREAT.

-TAKING A BREATHER?

-UH...

THIS IS THE WOODFIELD
SECURITIES CASE.

ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS
CASE WAS NEVER SOLVED?

-THAT'S WHY
YOU'RE FILING IT.

-I WORKED ON THIS CASE.

-MAYBE THAT'S WHY
IT WAS NEVER SOLVED.

-I WAS THIS CLOSE TO
BREAKING IT WHEN YOU...

-WHEN I WHAT?

-[SIGHS] WHEN I DISPLAYED
SUCH POOR JUDGMENT,

YOU WERE COMPELLED TO DEMOTE ME.

LISTEN, CAPTAIN,
THAT'S ALL IN THE PAST.

LOOK, I'M TELLING YOU,
I CAN BREAK THIS CASE.

LET ME TAKE A CRACK AT IT
BEFORE IT'S THROWN IN THE
CRYPT, HUH?

-FILE IT.

-JUST BECAUSE
YOU HAVE IT IN FOR ME,

YOU'RE WILLING TO LET
A CRIME GO UNSOLVED?

-YOU KNOW
THAT SINCE YOU BROKE MY NOSE,

I SNORE SO LOUD, MY WIFE
HAS TO SLEEP IN ANOTHER ROOM.

I'M THRILLED
YOU CAME CRAWLING BACK
ON YOUR HANDS AND KNEES.

THAT'S WHERE YOU BELONG.

WHAT?

YOU WANT TO HIT ME?

GO AHEAD.

SEE WHERE IT LANDS YOU
THIS TIME.

NOW, I DON'T WANT TO SEE
YOUR FACE AGAIN

UNTIL EVERY ONE OF THESE
IS FILED AWAY!

-[SIGHS]

-JAMES!

I THOUGHT
YOU WOULD BE HERE.

IS THAT WHERE
YOU KEEP THE KEY?

ANYONE CAN FIND IT AND
STEAL EVERYTHING YOU HAVE.

-YOU DIDN'T FIND IT.

-I WASN'T LOOKING FOR IT.

WELL, I HOPE YOU'RE TAKING
AS GOOD CARE OF YOURSELF

AS YOU DO THOSE
DAMN SURFBOARDS.

-DAD, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?

-YOU GOING TO CHANGE
RIGHT OUT HERE?

JAMES, HOW CAN YOU
LIVE LIKE THIS?

-NO, THE QUESTION IS

HOW COULD I LIVE
LIKE I DID BEFORE THIS?

-I'M NOT UP HERE VISITING.

I'M RETIRING FROM THE CORPS
NEXT MONTH.

I'LL FINALLY BE A CIVILIAN.

WHATEVER THE HELL THAT MEANS.

A MARINE BUDDY OF MINE SET UP
A JOB INTERVIEW FOR TODAY...

SECURITY GUARD, KEEPING
VAGRANTS AND TOURISTS

OUT OF MALIBU COLONY,

YOU KNOW, AT THE GATE.

-YOU CAN'T TAKE THAT JOB.

-WHY?

BECAUSE YOU DECIDED YOU
DON'T WANT YOUR FAMILY
ANYWHERE NEAR YOU,

I SHOULD WALK AWAY
FROM AN OPPORTUNITY?

-WHAT FAMILY?
YOU DROVE MOM AWAY.

THE ONLY FAMILY YOU EVER CARED
ABOUT WERE YOUR MARINE BUDDIES.

-I'M STILL YOUR FATHER.

-LOOK, I'M GOING PRO SOON.

WHEN I MAKE ENOUGH MONEY,
I'M OUT OF HERE.

MAYBE I'LL GO TO
HAWAII OR SOMEWHERE.
I DON'T KNOW.

I DON'T CARE,
JUST TAKE THE JOB.

-OH, THAT'S YOUR GOAL,
TO BE A SURF BUM?

-BUMS DON'T MAKE MONEY
ENDORSING PRODUCTS.

-YOU THINK YOU CAN EARN
A LIVING WITH THIS? HUH?

YOU THINK PEOPLE
ARE GONNA PAY TWO CENTS
TO EMULATE YOU, DO YOU?

HUH? WHAT? YOU GOING
TO DROP OUT OF SCHOOL?

HUH? ANSWER ME,
YES OR NO?

WHAT'S THE MATTER?
YOU AFRAID?

YOU WANT TO GRAB THIS
AND PADDLE AWAY, DON'T YOU?

YOU THINK THIS CAN GIVE YOU
SOMETHING I COULDN'T?

-YES.

-THAT'S NOT GOING
TO GET YOU ANYTHING.

YOU DROP OUT OF SCHOOL
TO SURF,

I'LL BREAK YOU IN HALF
NEXT TIME.

-MY GRANDFATHER BROUGHT ME
TO THIS SACRED SPOT

WHEN I WAS LITTLE.

WE FOUND SHELL-BEAD MONEY
THAT MY ANCESTORS USED

500 YEARS AGO DURING
THE HUTASH CEREMONY

HONORING MOTHER EARTH.

-WOW, YOU KNOW,
I NEVER REALLY THOUGHT

ABOUT INDIANS BEING
IN MALIBU.

-YEAH. BUT IT WASN'T MALIBU.

IT WAS CALLED HUMALIWO.

IT MEANS,
THE SURF SOUNDS LOUDLY.

-THAT'S REALLY BEAUTIFUL.

-THAT IS BEAUTIFUL.

-IT WAS, BUT LAST YEAR,
CONSTRUCTION WORKERS

DESTROYED THE SITE
OF A SUN TEMPLE

TO BUILD A SENATOR'S
BEACH HOUSE.

COME ON!

SOON, EVERY PART
OF MY HERITAGE MAY BE GONE.

-MR. RICHMOND SAID,

IF WE CAN PROVE THAT
THIS LAND IS SACRED,

HE MIGHT NOT GO THROUGH
WITH THE SALE.

-YEAH, AND YOU SAID YOU FOUND
SOME ARTIFACTS, RIGHT?

-YEAH, BUT NOW WE'D HAVE TO
DIG TO FIND IF ANY ARE LEFT.

THAT WOULD DESECRATE THE LAND.

-GUYS, THERE'S GOT TO BE
SOMETHING WE COULD DO.

-IF I CAN GET MR. RICHMOND
UP THERE TOMORROW

ON THE TRADITIONAL DAY
OF THE HUTASH CEREMONY,

I CAN PROVE IT TO HIM.

-HOW CAN YOU PROVE IT?

-THE WAY
MY GRANDFATHER TAUGHT ME.

HE'LL NEVER COME.

-I'LL GET HIM THERE FIRST
THING IN THE MORNING.

-WHAT ABOUT YOUR BEACH PARTY?

-AH, THEY CAN START
WITHOUT ME.

-[SIGHS]

OH. OH.

YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS.

OH...

-HEY, GARNER,
YOU IN HERE?

THEY SAID I'D FIND YOU
IN HERE.

-HEY, MITCH,
HOW ARE YOU DOING?

WELCOME TO THE CRYPT.

-THANK YOU.

-YOU SEE THIS FILE CABINET HERE?
-MMM-HMM.

-EVERY UNSOLVED CASE
FOR THE PAST 20 YEARS.

AND THEY WANT ME
TO REMOVE THE "UN"

FROM AS MANY AS I CAN.

-WELL, I'M SURE THIS
WITE-OUT WILL DO THE TRICK.

COME ON, LET'S GET OUT OF
HERE AND GET SOME LUNCH.

-I CAN'T. I GOT TO GO
THROUGH THESE CASES,

AND THEY KEEP
BRINGING ME MORE.

-GARNER, THIS IS WHAT
I WARNED YOU ABOUT.

-WHAT?

-HOT, WINDOWLESS ROOM,

NO SUN, NO AIR,
NO POOL, NO PETS.

NO LUNCH.
-NO SAND, NO SALT WATER.

MITCH, DON'T YOU
WORRY ABOUT ME.

I'LL BE OUT
OF THIS ROOM SOON ENOUGH.

-WELL, I GUESS
IF YOU DO HAVE

SOME INCREDIBLY CHALLENGING
CASES TO SOLVE...

"RUNAWAY DOG.
SPITTING INTO THE WIND.

LITTERING ON THE HIGHWAY?"

I MEAN, THIS IS WHAT
MAKES YOU HAPPY, RIGHT?

YOU ARE HAPPY, RIGHT?

-YEAH.
-OKAY.

I'LL SEE YOU.
-THANKS.

-GARNER,
I MISS YOU, OKAY?

I MISS YOUR LITTLE FACE,
YOU KNOW?

IT'S HAPPY ONE MINUTE,
SAD THE NEXT,

YOU KNOW, GRUMPY...
I LIKE THAT.

-IT'S UNPREDICTABLE.
-NAH.

-COME ON,
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

I'LL COOK FOR YOU
ANY TIME YOU WANT AT MY HOUSE.
DINNER'S ON ME.

-THAT AN INVITATION OR A THREAT?

-SEE! THAT'S WHAT I MISS,
THAT SENSE OF HUMOR.

COME ON.
OFFER VOID WHERE PROHIBITED.

-AH.

[SIGHS DEEPLY]

-LISTEN.

TELL ME WHAT YOU HEAR.

-I HEAR THE TRAFFIC ON
PACIFIC COAST HIGHWAY,

THE WIND,
THE BIRDS...

-YOU KNOW WHAT I HEAR?

I HEAR THE ECHO
OF THE HUTASH CEREMONY.

IT TOOK PLACE RIGHT HERE
AT THE END OF EACH SUMMER.

CHUMASH FAMILIES
CAME FROM AS FAR

AS THE CHANNEL ISLANDS
IN THEIR PLANK CANOES

TO CELEBRATE
THE ACORN HARVEST.

-HOW CAN YOU BE SURE
THIS IS THE EXACT SPOT

WHERE THE CEREMONY
TOOK PLACE?

-THOSE HOUSES THEY'RE
BUILDING ON BEAR'S HEAD

AND THOSE ON
THE BEAR'S LEG?

MY GRANDFATHER BROUGHT ME HERE
TO THE BEAR'S CLAW.

THIS IS WHERE HE TOLD ME
THE BEAR DANCER

SHOOK HIS RATTLE AND SANG.

LOOK!

LISTEN!

THE GROUND SHAKES!

-[RATTLING]

-[RUMBLING]

-DO YOU HEAR THAT?

-YEAH.

-I AM A CREATURE
OF POWER.

I WALK THE MOUNTAIN TOPS
TO EVERY CORNER OF THE WORLD.

I AM A CREATURE OF POWER!

MY... MY GRANDFATHER
GAVE ME MY NAME

RIGHT HERE
ON THIS SPOT.

-THAT DOESN'T QUALIFY
THIS AS SACRED CHUMASH LAND.

AND HAVING SOMEONE HIDE

AND SHAKE A RATTLE
IS A BIT HAM-HANDED,
DON'T YOU THINK?

-THERE'S NOBODY HERE BUT US.

TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE.

-I SEE THREE YOUNG,
WELL-INTENTIONED PEOPLE

TRYING TO SELL ME
A BILL OF GOODS.

-I SEE THE WAY THIS PLACE LOOKED
500 YEARS AGO,

BEFORE THERE WAS ROADS
AND BUILDINGS.

IMAGINE WHAT IT WAS LIKE
STANDING RIGHT HERE.

IMAGINE WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE.

IMAGINE.

-BEAR, NONE OF THIS
PROVES ANYTHING.

UNLESS YOU HAVE HARD EVIDENCE,

I CAN'T ARGUE
TO THE SCHOOL BOARD

NOT TO SELL THIS LAND.

THE DISTRICT NEEDS THE
MONEY FOR OUR PROGRAMS.

-YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW,
THIS IS MALIBU.

THERE MUST BE SOME OTHER WAY
WE COULD RAISE MONEY.

-AND THE STUDENTS
CAN CONTRIBUTE.

-CAN YOU GIVE ME
ANY HARD EVIDENCE?

-[SCREECHING]

-[DRUMS SOUNDING]

-DID YOU THREE
SET THIS UP?

-YOU SAW THAT, TOO?

-BEAR, MAN,
WHAT WAS THAT?

-WHAT WAS WHAT?

-DON'T PLAY GAMES.

-BEAR, THE DEER AND THEN,
THE HUNTER...

I MEAN, IT WAS JUST LIKE
THE ONES IN THE MURAL.

-HE SHOT AN ARROW.

-DID YOU SEE
WHERE IT LANDED?

-THERE.

IT LANDED
HERE SOMEPLACE.

-THERE'S NO ARROW HERE.

-OH, MY GOD.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT JUST
HAPPENED,

AND I'M NOT GOING TO TRY
AND FIGURE IT OUT,

BUT IF THE COUNTY MUSEUM
SAYS THIS IS AN AUTHENTIC

ANCIENT CHUMASH ARROWHEAD

AND WE CAN VERIFY
WHAT BEAR SAYS,

I'LL DO EVERYTHING IN MY
POWER TO PROTECT THIS LAND.

-THANK YOU.

-BEAR, MAN,
THAT WAS AMAZING!

-YEAH, HOW DID YOU DO IT?

-I DIDN'T DO
ANYTHING.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I
WANT TO DO, THOUGH.

-WHAT?
-I WANT TO PARTY!

-YEAH!

♪ THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO

♪ THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO

♪ THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO ♪

♪ HOT SAND TIL SUNSET

♪ POOL DAYS WE STAY WET

♪ WAVES IF WE WANT EM

♪ LIVE LIFE NO STRESS

♪ NOTHING PROMISED TOMORROW ♪

♪ WE STAY AHEAD WON'T FOLLOW

♪ THEY LISTEN TO THE NOISE WRONG CHOICE ♪

♪ WE ALL KNOW

♪ I WANNA GET IT STARTED

♪ ONE LOOK IF I'M HONEST

♪ COULD MAKE ME FALL SO DEEP YOU'RE ALL ♪

♪ I EVER WANTED

♪ I DON'T NEED A REASON

♪ TO GO AND HAVE A LITTLE FUN ♪

♪ AND SPEND ALL MY TIME WITH YOU

♪ I DON'T NEED A REASON

♪ TO GO AND HAVE A LITTLE FUN ♪

♪ SO THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO ♪

♪ COLD ONES BY THE DOZEN

♪ HOT ONES DOWN THE BEACH
♪ AND THEY RUNNING

♪ EVERYONE KNOWS IT'S GOING DOWN

♪ HEAR THE SOUND AND THEY COMING

♪ I COULD TAKE YOU AWAY

-I SAID NO DRUGS OR
BOOZE AT MY PARTY.

-CHILL OUT, MAN.

IT'S LENS DUST SPRAY.

I'M CLEANING MY SUNGLASSES.

-THIS STUFF
WILL VAPORIZE YOUR BRAIN.

-JUST RELAX, ALL RIGHT?
IT'S NOT ILLEGAL.

THERE'S NO WARNING LABEL
ON IT.

-I'M WARNING YOU.

DON'T SUCK THIS STUFF
AROUND HERE.

-COME ON, MATT, LET'S GET
BACK TO THE PARTY.

COME ON.

♪ TO GO AND HAVE A LITTLE FUN

♪ SO THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO ♪

♪ LET ME HOLD YOU CLOSE NOW

♪ CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT WE'VE FOUND

♪ COULD NEVER DREAM IT I NEED IT FOREVER

♪ LET ME HOLD YOU CLOSE NOW

♪ CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT WE'VE FOUND ♪

♪ COULD NEVER DREAM IT I NEED IT FOREVER

♪ I DON'T NEED A REASON

♪ TO GO AND HAVE A LITTLE FUN ♪

♪ AND SPEND ALL MY TIME WITH YOU ♪

♪ MY KIND OF WOMAN NO DOUBT ABOUT IT

♪ YOU GOT EVERYTHING A MAN WOULD NEED

♪ TREASURE THE MOMENT ♪
♪ THE DAY I FOUND YOU

♪ YOU WERE BETTER THAN ♪
♪ THE GIRLS OF MY DREAMS

♪ THE KIND OF WOMAN I NEED

♪ OOOH

♪ MY KIND OF WOMAN

♪ ANYWHERE YOU ARE ANYWHERE YOU'RE GOING

♪ YOU KNOW I'LL FOLLOW YOU THERE

♪ I DON'T CARE FAR IF
♪ IT'S YOU I'M HOLDING

♪ BECAUSE NOBODY COMPARES

-JIMMY.

SLADE!

-YEAH?

-CAN I TALK TO YOU
FOR A MINUTE?

-SURE.

WILL YOU HOLD
THIS FOR ME?

HAVING A GOOD TIME?

-YEAH, I'M HAVING A BLAST.

HOW'S BUSINESS GOING?

-IT'S UNREAL.

THIS GUY COURTNEY BROUGHT DOWN
WANTS TO SPONSOR ME.

-WELL, THAT'S GREAT.

AND WHAT DOES
COURTNEY WANT?

-SHE GETS 15 PERCENT.

-OH. WHAT 15 PERCENT
IS SHE GOING TO TAKE?

SHE'S ALREADY HAD
YOUR LIPS. I SAW THAT.

-I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE JEALOUS.

-I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE
LETTING COURTNEY BREMMER
BUY YOU.

-SHE'S HELPING ME
GET WHAT I WANT.

-YEAH, WELL, I THOUGHT
I FIT IN THERE SOMEWHERE.

-YOU DO.

-HI.

OH, I DON'T MEAN
TO INTERRUPT...

LOOK, UM, SID NEEDS TO TALK
TO YOU BEFORE HE LEAVES.

IT'S VERY IMPORTANT.

-I'LL BE BACK.

-YOU KNOW, YOU'RE GOING
TO START HAVING

SOME DIFFICULT
DECISIONS TO MAKE.

-I CAN HANDLE 'EM.

-CAN YOU?

WHAT IF YOU HAVE TO DECIDE
BETWEEN HER AND ME?

-YOU ALL RIGHT?

-MAYBE I SHOULD JUST
GET OUT OF THE SUN.

-HI. HAVE ANY OF
YOU GUYS SEEN MATT?

-YEAH.
-YEAH.

-OKAY, THANKS.

-WHOA!

♪ GIMME GIMME GIMME NOW

♪ I'M GETTING THIS I DON'T CARE
♪ WHAT IT TAKES

♪ I'M GETTING RICH
♪ GIMME GIMME GIMME NOW

♪ I'M GETTING THIS

♪ I DON'T CARE WHAT IT TAKES
♪ I'M GETTING RICH

♪ I'M COMING FOR IT YOU KNOW THAT ♪

♪ NEVER THINK TWICE WON'T HOLD BACK

♪ SMOOTH WITH MY MOVES LEAVE NO TRACKS

♪ BELIEVE WHAT YOU WANT ♪

-HI.

YOU SHOWED UP.

-YEAH, HERE I AM.

-UM...

C.J. PARKER, THIS IS...

UH, KIM STEVENSON.

-HI.

-NICE TO MEET YOU.

-ALL RIGHT, WELL...

-C.J.!

-BEAR, CALL 911.

-GIRL: HURRY! SOMEBODY CALL 911!

-[CHOKING]

-THIS STUFF MAY NOT BE ILLEGAL,

BUT IT COULD KILL YOU.

THAT LIGHTHEADED
FEELING YOU GET

IS CAUSED BY A LACK OF
OXYGEN TO YOUR BRAIN.

WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU
TAKE THIS AWAY FROM THOSE KIDS?

EVEN IF THEY
HADN'T DROWNED,

THEY COULD HAVE
KILLED THEMSELVES.

-MITCH, I'M SORRY,
YOU'RE RIGHT.

I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN IT AWAY
WHEN I CAUGHT HIM DOING IT.

-BRILLIANT, HUH?

RISK BRAIN DAMAGE TO GET
HIGH FOR THREE SECONDS.

-MITCH, UM...

ABOUT THOSE GUYS DUNE-BUGGING
ON CORTEZ BEACH--

-YEAH. DID YOU FIND OUT
WHO THEY WERE?

-UM, IT WAS SLADE
AND, UH...

UM...

AND ME.

YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO DO ANYTHING?

-NO.

BUT WHEN I TELL GARNER...

[LAUGHING]

-OH, NO.

-OKAY.

-GARNER: ANYBODY HOME?

-YEAH!

GARNER, I'M IN HERE.

-HEY, KILLER.

-HEY. TAKING ME UP ON
MY DINNER INVITATION,
I PRESUME.

HOBIE'S UPSTAIRS
DOING A LITTLE STUDYING.

I'LL WASH UP, AND
WE'RE OUT OF HERE.

-GREAT. GREAT.

-WHAT'S THE MATTER?
YOU LOOK A LITTLE PENT-UP.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE YOUR
AGGRESSIONS OUT ON THE BAG?

COME ON, TAKE A COUPLE SHOTS.

-NO. NO, I'M...

-COME ON, I KNOW
THAT HOT, STUFFY OFFICE
IS GETTING TO YOU.

COME ON. ONE HERE.

-NO, MITCH,
I'M NOT IN THE MOOD.

-COME ON, SHOW ME...
ONE JAB, ONE JAB.

COME ON, ONE JAB,
RIGHT THERE, COME ON!

-NO.
-ONE QUICK JAB.

OOH.

-OOH. WHAT HAPPENED?

-ONE...QUICK JAB.

-NOT AGAIN?

-I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF.

I TRIED TO RESIST,
BUT HE PUSHED ME TOO FAR.

-WHAT ABOUT ALL
THE UNSOLVED CASES?

-LET SOME OTHER FOOL FILE THEM.
-WHAT?

-UH, THAT'S POLICE JARGON
FOR, UH, SOLVING A CASE.

-OH, YEAH.
-FILING.

-FILING.
ABSOLUTELY, GOT IT.

-THAT'S THE, UH,
GOOD NEWS.

-THAT'S THE GOOD NEWS.
-GOOD NEWS.

-WHAT'S THE BAD NEWS?

-EH, THE BAD NEWS IS
I'LL PROBABLY

BE DRIVEN CRAZY
FROM GETTING SAND

IN THIS CAST.

-YOU'RE BACK ON THE BEACH.

LORD HELP ME,
I'M BACK ON THE BEACH.

-I'M SO SORRY.

-SAY, LISTEN,
DID YOU EVER FIGURE OUT

WHO THOSE DUNE BUGGY
DRIVERS WERE?

THEY WERE THE CAUSE
OF THIS WHOLE MESS.

-STEP INTO MY OFFICE.

-[CHUCKLES]