Batwoman (2019–…): Season 3, Episode 12 - We're All Mad Here - full transcript
Ryan, Sophie and Jada come together to formulate a plan to stop Marquis; Mary seeks to make amends for the harm she did as Poison Ivy; Alice continues to spiral out of control and contends with her mental demons.
ANY OTHER DORMICE WANT
TO COME OUT TO PLAY?
HUH!
OH, OH, OH!
HEH HEH HEH.
HELLO, LITTLE FRIEND.
OH, MY GOD!
YOU'RE ALICE!
CORRECTION.
I WAS ALICE.
WHAT IS HAPPENING?
OH, MY GOD.
YOU'RE AWAKE.
HOW AM I HERE?
THE BATTEAM GOT WIND
OF YOUR BREAK-IN,
FOUND YOU UNCONSCIOUS
UNDERNEATH MARQUIS'
POOL TABLE.
BEAT THE GCPD
BY A FEW SECONDS
AND DUMPED YOU HERE.
Y-Y-YOU WERE--
YOU WERE OUT
FOR A FEW HOURS.
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT
YOU'D WAKE UP.
OH. ALICE, YOU OK?
ALICE?
HOW DO YOU FEEL?
I FEEL LIKE BETH AGAIN.
WE'VE GATHERED
THIS MORNING TO DISCUSS
THE PSYCHOLOGICAL EVALUATION
OF ELIZABETH MARIE KANE.
THIS IS THE CASE
OF A 13-YEAR-OLD CHILD,
WHO AFTER WITNESSING
THE GRISLY DECAPITATION
OF HER MOTHER WAS ABDUCTED
AND HELD AGAINST HER WILL
BY A MADMAN.
AFTER ENDURING 11 YEARS
OF HIS PSYCHOLOGICAL
AND PHYSICAL TORTURE,
BETH ESCAPED,
WHERE SHE EVENTUALLY ENCOUNTERED
A CORRUPT HYPNOTIST,
WHO COMPELLED HER TO FULLY BREAK
FROM HER HUMANITY.
AS A RESULT, MS. KANE
DISASSOCIATED FROM REALITY
TO BECOME A CHARACTER
NAMED ALICE.
WELL, WHEN YOU
PUT IT LIKE THAT.
FOR THE PAST 3 WEEKS,
THE GOTHAM CITY PSYCHOLOGICAL...
IS IT JUST ME,
OR DID THEY MAKE
ALICE SOUND LIKE
A VICTIM?
SHH. I'M LISTENING.
OUR FINDINGS INDICATE
THAT AFTER EXPOSURE
TO A SINGLE ELECTRICAL CHARGE
MS. KANE'S BRAIN
ESSENTIALLY REWIRED ITSELF.
THE AREA THAT HAD BEEN CUT OFF
FROM LOVE AND EMPATHY
HAS BEEN RESTORED.
IT IS OUR RECOMMENDATION
TO THE COURT
THAT THE CRIMINAL CHARGES
ARE DROPPED
AND MS. KANE BE RELIEVED
OF HER TRIAL
AS WE CAN NO LONGER DEEM HER
CLINICALLY INSANE.
MS. KANE, WHERE DID
YOU GET THIS MAGICAL BUZZER?
RYAN, RYAN,
I'M SORRY.
APOLOGIES. YOU KNEW
I NEEDED THAT BUZZER
FOR MARQUIS.
YOU KNEW I NEEDED IT
FOR ME.
THE COURT OF PUBLIC
OPINION MAY HAVE CHANGED
THEIR MIND ABOUT YOU,
BUT THAT DOESN'T
CHANGE THE TRUTH.
TAKE IT. MAYBE LUKE
CAN FIGURE OUT
A WAY TO MAKE IT
WORK AGAIN.
IT'S FRIED, ALICE.
IT'S DEAD. YOU WON.
MS. KANE, HOW ARE
YOU FEELING ABOUT TODAY?
-MS. KANE, WHAT'S NEXT FOR YOU?
-MS. KANE...
AS MUCH AS I'D CONVINCED
MYSELF YOU WERE DEAD,
YOU WERE ALWAYS THERE.
YOU JUST NEEDED TO BE FOUND.
I'VE ALWAYS
BEEN A SUCKER
FOR A HAPPY ENDING.
OCEAN?
HOW ARE YOU--
YOU CAN'T BE HERE.
YOU MEAN...
BECAUSE I'M DEAD...
BECAUSE OF YOU?
THAT'S THE THING,
ALICE.
I DON'T THINK YOU
DESERVE A HAPPY ENDING.
NO, NO, NO. NO.
WHAT ARE--WHAT ARE
YOU DOING?
NO! NO! I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY.
IT WASN'T MY FAULT.
I'M SORRY.
I'M S...
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?
WHERE IS IT?
LEAVE ME ALONE!
LEAVE ME ALONE!
GET AWAY FROM ME, ALICE!
GET AWAY!
OH! WHAT THE?
SOMEBODY, HEL--AAH!
HOLY CRAP!
YOU'RE BATWOMAN.
AND YOU'RE MARQUIS JET'S
LOYAL NUMBER TWO--
IN EVERY MORNING
BEFORE SUNRISE,
NEVER TAKES A SICK DAY,
KEEPER OF MARQUIS'
SCHEDULE,
AND--SHALL I PRESUME--
HIS SECRETS.
HEH.
HEH HEH.
HEY.
SO. IF YOU LEAVE ME
ALONE IN BED,
YOU BETTER HAVE COFFEE.
OH!
CREAM AND SUGAR,
DEAR?
ALICE? WHAT ARE YOU
DOING IN HERE?
I HAVE PATIENTS
COMING IN.
-ALICE!
-WHERE'S THE...
HALOPERIDOL,
THE...CHLORPROMAZINE?
THE--THE ANTIPSYCHOTICS,
MAR-BEAR?
-COUGH THEM UP!
-I THOUGHT YOU WERE LEAVING!
I PACKED YOU A BAG!
I GAVE YOU ENOUGH CASH
TO GET HALFWAY
ACROSS THIS COUNTRY.
ALICE, THERE'S AN APB
ON YOUR HEAD!
YOU CAN'T BE HERE!
I AM LOSING MY MIND!
I'M--I'M LOSING MY MIND.
THE--THE HALLUCINATIONS
ARE BACK BUT WORSE,
AND I--I JUST NEED
A LITTLE EDGER
UNTIL YOU CAN GET
ME THE JOY BUZZER.
BUT KIKI, SHE SAID
THAT THERE WAS ONLY
ONE BUZZ LEFT.
EXACTLY, SO WHY ARE WE
STILL STANDING HERE?
BECAUSE RYAN NEEDS IT
FOR HER BROTHER.
BUT YOU NEED IT
FOR YOU SISTER.
EXCEPT YOU'RE NOT
MY SISTER.
WHY DIDN'T YOU
STOP ME?
A REAL SISTER
WOULD HAVE STOPPED ME
BEFORE I KILLED SOMEONE.
YOU THINK THIS IS
MY FAULT?
THAT WAS ALL YOU...
POISON MARY.
I WAS THERE FOR YOU,
MAKING SURE NO ONE
GOT IN YOUR WAY.
YOU WEREN'T THERE FOR ME.
YOU TOOK ADVANTAGE
OF ME.
YOU NEEDED ME,
SO YOU ENCOURAGED ME,
AND--AND NOW A WIFE
IS WITHOUT HER HUSBAND
AND THEIR TWO BOYS
WITHOUT THEIR DAD,
AND THEIR LIFE IS RUINED,
AND MY LIFE IS RUINED!
GOT IT.
I AM SO SORRY
THAT YOU GUTTED A MAN
WITH A TREE BRANCH.
MY BAD!
WOULD YOU JUST GET
THE HELL OUT OF HERE?
WHAT IS THIS,
"GILMORE GIRLS"?
RYAN AND I HAVE SOME
FAMILY MATTERS TO DISCUSS.
YOU MEAN, YOU NEED
HER PROTECTION
FROM MARQUIS.
NOW THAT THE EVIDENCE
OF HIM KILLING
HIS FATHER
HAS BEEN DESTROYED,
YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING
TO HOLD OVER HIS HEAD.
RYAN'S LIFE IS
COMPLICATED ENOUGH
WITHOUT YOU PLAYING
MOM ALL OF A SUDDEN.
THE ONLY ONE WHO'S
PLAYING HERE IS MARQUIS,
AND IF WE DON'T GET
OUR HANDS ON THAT JOY BUZZER
AND USE IT ON HIM SOON,
ALL OF GOTHAM CITY
COULD BECOME HIS SANDBOX.
YOU KNOW, MAYBE
IF YOU HAD TREATED HIM
LIKE A CRIMINAL
AND NOT YOUR
PRECIOUS BABY BOY
WE WOULDN'T BE
IN THIS SITUATION
TO BEGIN WITH.
MMM, MMM.
DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU--
TELL ME THAT IS NOT
VEGAN PUFF PASTRY.
HEY. YOU COULD HAVE WARNED ME
YOUR MOM WAS COMING OVER.
AT LEAST WHEN I LIVED
WITH ALICE, SHE KNOCKED.
YOUR MAMA ALMOST
SAW ME NAKED.
I AM SORRY. I--I SHOULD
HAVE SAID SOMETHING.
SHE WANTED TO HUDDLE
SO WE CAN GAME PLAN A WAY
TO STOP MARQUIS.
WHAT'S ALL THIS?
THIS IS MARQUIS'
CALENDAR.
STEP ONE--WE CAN
GET A SENSE OF HIS DAY,
SO STEP TWO--WE CAN
AMBUSH HIS ASS.
HUH?
WHAT'S WRONG?
THERE'S NOTHING
ON HIS SCHEDULE.
YEAH, BUT LOOK
AT TOMORROW
AND EVERY DAY
LAST WEEK.
HE'S BOOKED SOLID
9 TO 6--
MEETINGS, LUNCHES,
CALLS, DRINKS.
IS THERE SOMETHING
SPECIAL ABOUT TODAY?
NOT THAT I KNOW OF.
OK. HOLD ON.
WAIT.
-WHO'S BARBARA KEAN?
-WHY?
HE E-MAILED MILES
ASKING HIM TO FIND
HER HOME ADDRESS.
OK. BARBARA KEAN IS
THE OWNER OF AN ART GALLERY
IN THE BOWERY
AND JIM GORDON'S EX-WIFE.
AS IN COMMISSIONER
GORDON?
YEAH. APPARENTLY,
THEY USED TO DINE
WITH GOTHAM'S UPPER CRUST
BUT DIVORCED
AFTER THEIR SON J.J.
WAS FOUND
WITH BODY PARTS
IN HIS CLOSET.
BARBARA'S REPUTATION
NEVER RECOVERED.
PROBABLY
FOR THE BEST.
WELL, I'M ACTUALLY LATE
00,
SO I'LL GET GOING.
WAIT. WHAT HAPPENED
TO FINDING MARQUIS?
WELL, I WILL KEEP
AN EAR TO THE GROUND,
AND YOU'LL DO THE SAME,
AND WHATEVER YOU NEED,
UH, RESOURCES, MONEY,
MANPOWER,
YOU GOT IT, IT'S YOURS.
THAT WAS WEIRD, RIGHT?
-WHAT?
-STAY HERE.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
JUST GIVE ME
TWO MINUTES.
I DON'T KNOW HOW HE KNOWS
OR WHAT HE'S DOING,
BUT IF IT INVOLVES BARBARA,
IT COULD VERY WELL INVOLVE
YOU, ME, MARIO, ALL OF US.
LET YOUR SECURITY TEAMS KNOW
WE'RE NOT SAFE.
FROM WHOM? BGS?
HOW'D YOU GET DOWN HERE
SO FAST?
IT'S A LESBIAN BAR.
KNOW YOUR EXITS.
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL
RYAN THAT BARBARA KEAN
IS PART OF THE BLACK
GLOVE SOCIETY?
THIS DOESN'T NEED TO
INVOLVE RYAN.
AHH. WORRIED HER
KNOWING YOU'RE
STILL AFFILIATED
WITH A MURDEROUS CABAL
MIGHT SCREW UP
MOTHER-DAUGHTER
BONDING TIME?
DESPITE APPEARANCES,
SOPHIE,
I'M TRYING TO DO
WHAT'S RIGHT.
NOW EXCUSE ME
BEFORE PEOPLE GET HURT.
RYAN WANTS TO TRUST YOU.
YOU'RE NOT EVEN GIVING
HER A CHANCE.
IF YOU CARE ABOUT RYAN,
YOU'LL KEEP THIS
TO YOURSELF.
HI. CAN I ASK YOU
WHO YOU'RE HERE
TO PICK UP?
WHO ARE YOU?
IS IT JADA JET?
WHY ARE YOU
ASKING ME THAT?
CALL 911. YOUR BOSS WAS
JUST KIDNAPPED!
OH, MY GOD!
-HI.
-CAN I HELP YOU?
UM...IS YOUR MOM HOME?
MOM, DOOR!
NOAH, YOU'RE GONNA
WAKE UP YOUR LITTLE BROTHER.
SORRY. IF YOU'RE HERE
TO SELL SOMETHING,
IT'S NOT A GOOD TIME.
OH, NO. I'M NOT
SELLING ANYTHING.
I'M MARY HAMILTON.
I'M SORRY TO STOP
BY UNANNOUNCED
WHEN YOUR FAMILY'S
GOING THROUGH SUCH
A DIFFICULT TIME.
YES?
I BELIEVE I HAVE
INFORMATION PERTAINING
TO YOUR HUSBAND'S DEATH.
UH...
COME IN.
UH-OH.
LOOK WHO'S LOSING
HER GRIP...
FIGURATIVELY
AND LITERALLY.
HEH HEH. MY SWEET MOUSE.
NO.
DID YOU THINK
THIS WAS OVER?
I...AM NOT
LISTENING TO YOU.
YOU'RE NOT HERE,
AND YOU'RE NOT REAL.
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE,
TRYING TO GET
YOURSELF A LITTLE
JOY BUZZER,
AN UNDO SWITCH?
WOULDN'T THAT BE
NICE?
GET...OUT
OF MY HEAD!
UNH!
YOU DIDN'T REALLY THINK
YOU'D SEEN THE LAST
OF ME, DID YOU?
OK. WELL, THE GOOD NEWS IS
BLACK ROLLS-ROYCE
WITH CRANBERRY
LEATHER INTERIOR
ARE RARE EVEN
FOR RICH PEOPLE.
THIS WAS TARGETED.
HOW ELSE WOULD SOMEONE
KNOW THE IDENTICAL MAKE
AND MODEL OF JADA'S CAR?
SPEAKING OF IDENTICAL,
WEREN'T YOU WEARING
THAT YESTERDAY?
OH. UM...
ACTUALLY, I--
HELPED ME TRACK DOWN
MARQUIS' ASSISTANT ALL NIGHT.
SHE DIDN'T HAVE TIME
TO GO HOME.
OH. OH, OK.
GOT A HIT.
PARTIAL PLATE BELONGS
TO A CAR PURCHASED
TWO DAYS AGO
BY WAYNE ENTERPRISES.
MARQUIS. HE MADE
HIS MOVE.
CALL ME CRAZY,
BUT I THINK THIS
HAS SOMETHING TO DO
WITH BARBARA KEAN
AND THE BLACK GLOVE
SOCIETY.
EXPLAIN IT TO ME
ON THE ROAD.
LUKE, GIVE ME
A TRACE ON THAT CAR.
WE NEED TO KNOW WHERE
THE HELL HE'S TAKING HER ASAP.
ON IT.
MAKE ME A JOY BUZZER!
THIS CAN BE AN EXCITING
TALE TO TELL THE GRANDKIDS
AROUND THE CAMPFIRE.
HA HA HA! NICE TRY,
BUT NOTHING BEATS
THE ONE ABOUT THE TIME
I HELPED THE JOKER
BEAT ROBIN TO DEATH
WITH A CROWBAR.
HOLIDAY FAMILY
CLASSIC.
SEE, THE THING IS,
SWEETIE,
I ONLY HAVE
THE PATIENCE TO WORK
FOR ONE PSYCHOPATH,
AND UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU,
MARQUIS JET SIGNS
MY W-2s. HA HA HA!
AGH!
A LITTLE TIP ABOUT
MANAGING PSYCHOPATHS.
IT'S BEST TO APPEASE
THE ONE WHO HAS
THE KNIFE AT YOUR
THROAT.
HEH HEH.
I'VE WORKED FOR THE JOKER
SINCE I WAS 16.
YOU THINK YOU'RE
THE FIRST CRAZY BLOND WOMAN
I'VE EVER DEALT WITH?
HA HA!
SORRY ABOUT THAT. HEH.
WAY TOO MANY CRAZY PEOPLE
IN THIS ROOM.
UGH. OF COURSE,
IT'S IN HER POCKET.
SHE WAS MAKING SOME
LAST-MINUTE TWEAKS FOR ME.
ALICE OF FREAKING
WONDERLAND.
MAY I JUST SAY IT IS
AN HONOR.
MARQUIS JET,
I PRESUME.
IN THE FLESH.
DON'T STEAL IT.
HA HA.
SO, ALICE
OF FREAKING WONDERLAND,
WHAT--WHAT COULD YOU
POSSIBLY WANT
WITH MY JOY BUZZER?
HERE'S THE THING.
THAT HAS ONE MORE
BUZZ IN IT,
AND IF YOU PLAY
YOUR RAZOR-SHARP
CARDS RIGHT,
IT DOESN'T HAVE TO
BE USED ON YOU.
OH, PRETTY PLEASE
TELL ME YOU DIDN'T WANT TO
USE IT ON YOURSELF.
I MEAN, YOU'RE A LEGEND.
YOU'RE THE MENACE
OF GOTHAM,
THE RINGLEADER OF RABBITS,
THE QUEEN
OF HEARTLESSNESS.
LIKE YOU SAID,
TOO MANY CRAZIES,
TOO SMALL A SPACE.
-NOW GIVE ME--
-AH, AH, OH!
NOW THE THING IS, ALICE,
YOU KNOW,
I MIGHT BE NEW
TO THIS WHOLE--THE WORLD
OF PUBLIC PSYCHOS,
BUT I'M NOT ABOUT
TO START MY REIGN
BY LOSING ONE
OF THE LEGENDS.
HA HA HA!
LET'S SEE IF I CAN'T
CHANGE YOUR MIND.
HA HA HA!
HA HA! HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
WHAT IN THE CULT FROM HELL?
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
OF THE BLACK GLOVE SOCIETY,
THANK YOU FOR JOINING ME
THIS EVENING.
NOW IN HONOR OF TRADITION,
LET US COMMENCE
WITH ROLL CALL.
BARBARA KEAN?
-HERE.
-OHH!
THEN WE HAVE BURTON CROWNE.
NICE 'STACHE, BRO.
NEXT, ONE OF THE BIGGEST
PROFITEERS OF CRAZY,
MR. JEREMIAH ARKHAM HIMSELF.
MARIO FALCONE, WELCOME.
AND LAST
BUT CERTAINLY NOT LEAST,
THE LADY WHO IS RESPONSIBLE
FOR THIS FINE EVENING--
MS. JADA JET.
NOW ALLOW ME TO WELCOME YOU
TO THE BLACK GLOVE SOCIETY'S
FINAL CEREMONY.
GO ON. LOOK AROUND.
THE PERSON TO YOUR RIGHT
AND THE PERSON TO YOUR LEFT
ARE GOING TO DIE TONIGHT.
WE HAVING FUN YET?
SO AS I'VE RECENTLY
COME TO DISCOVER,
THE BLACK GLOVE SOCIETY
WAS FOUNDED
BY MARLA ELLIOT IN 1984.
HER SON TOMMY HAD
THIS DEEPLY CREEPY NEED
TO BE JUST LIKE
HIS BESTIE BRUCE WAYNE.
EVEN WANTED TO BE
AN ORPHAN LIKE BRUCE,
WHICH MEANT HE WENT AT MOMMY
WITH HER SEWING SCISSORS. OOF.
"UH-OH!" SAID MARLA ELLIOT,
HIDING HER STAB WOUNDS
BEHIND HER PLASTIC SURGERY.
"I'M GOTHAM'S HIGH SOCIETY.
I CAN'T HAVE A FREAK SHOW
FOR A SON."
"WHAT IF SOMEBODY
STOPS INVITING ME
"TO LUNCHES AT THE POLO CLUB?
GUESS WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING
ABOUT THAT, RIGHT?"
AND THUS...
THE BLACK GLOVE SOCIETY
WAS BORN.
AM I GETTING THIS RIGHT SO FAR?
NOD IF I'M CLOSE.
GOOD.
BARBARA KEAN,
NOW YOU'RE THE MOTHER
OF J.J. GORDON, RIGHT?
IF I'M REMEMBERING
THIS CORRECTLY,
WHEN J.J. WAS 15,
HE TIED A LABRADOODLE
TO TRAIN TRACKS?
AH. THAT'S, UH--
THAT'S ROUGH, YOU KNOW,
BECAUSE WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN YOU RUN
FOR PHILANTHROPIC CHAIR,
AND SOMEBODY'S LIKE,
"HEY. DIDN'T YOUR KID MURDER
A FREAKING LABRADOODLE?"
SO TO HIDE
AN UNSIGHTLY SCENE,
YOU HIRED SOME OFF-THE-BOOKS
DOCTORS TO FILL J.J.
WITH EXPERIMENTAL MEDICATION
SO YOU COULD TRY
TO FIX HIM.
PROBLEM IS--SHOCKER--
IT DIDN'T WORK.
NOW HE'S JUST A DROOLING HUSK
AT ARKHAM.
JADA, WHAT THE HELL
IS HAPPENING?
YOU NEED TO DO SOMETHING,
PLEASE!
OH, COME ON.
DON'T FIGHT IT, BABS.
I MEAN, YOU DID USE THIS
ON YOUR OWN SON,
SO HOW DANGEROUS
COULD IT BE, RIGHT?
7 CLINICAL TRIALS IN ALL.
THIS DOSE CONTAINS
EVERY SINGLE INGREDIENT
OF EVERY SINGLE MEDICINE
YOU'VE GIVEN HIM.
I'M SORRY.
SAY HI TO MARLA
FOR US, WOULD YOU?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU KNOW, I BET YOU
HE'D LET YOU KILL
A FEW OF THEM.
MARIO FALCONE.
HE SEEMS TO
REALLY LIKE YOU.
-I'M GOOD, THANKS.
-YOU SURE?
ISN'T THIS SORT
OF THING KIND OF LIKE
YOUR SUPER BOWL?
REVENGE, FLAIR,
A FUN, LITTLE WHEEL
TO MAKE IT A GAME.
WHY ARE YOU HERE?
THE JOY BUZZER,
ALICE.
YOU DON'T
DESERVE THAT.
PLAIN AND SIMPLE.
SEE...THAT'S CONFUSING
BECAUSE YOU ARE
A FIGMENT OF MY DELIRIUM,
AND I KNOW IN MY BONES
THAT I NOT ONLY DESERVE IT,
I NEED IT,
SO BE GONE, SWEET MOUSE.
YOUR LOGIC DOESN'T FIT
INTO MY WORKING NARRATIVE.
YOU POISONED ME.
AT OUR TEA PARTY.
YOU TAPED A LIVE RAT
TO MY CHEST
TO LURE BATS
TO MY FLESH.
MY BLOOD.
THAT'S WHAT YOU DID...
TO YOUR BEST FRIEND.
DO YOU THINK YOU COULD
JUST WALK AWAY FROM THAT,
ERASE IT, MOVE ON?
GET AWAY FROM ME!
SO YOU SAID
YOU HAD INFORMATION
ABOUT MY HUSBAND'S MURDER?
RIGHT. AHEM.
SO...THIS IS
DIFFICULT,
BUT...I KNOW YOUR
HUSBAND'S KILLER.
UM, SO DO WE.
YOU DO?
UH...
IT'S VERY BRAVE OF YOU,
MARY,
TO COME HERE,
CONSIDERING YOUR STEPSISTER
TOOK HIS LIFE.
I'M SORRY. WHAT?
I FIGURED THAT'S
WHY YOU CAME HERE.
YESTERDAY, THE POLICE
INFORMED US
THEY RECEIVED A CALL
FROM A WOMAN
CLAIMING TO BE ALICE.
SHE OWNED UP
TO THE MURDER.
THEY'RE STILL CONFIRMING
ALL THE FACTS,
BUT IT ADDS UP.
SHE KNEW
THE EXACT LOCATION
AND THE CAUSE...
AND THE DESCRIPTION
MATCHES
WHAT MY YOUNGEST
TOLD US...
THAT HE SAW A WOMAN
WITH BLOND HAIR
ATTACK MY HUSBAND.
I--I ASSUME THAT'S
WHAT YOU WERE HERE TO TELL US.
YES.
THAT.
I'M SO SORRY.
I'M SORRY
FOR HOW I RESPONDED
WITH LUKE.
I FROZE.
NOT A BIG DEAL.
MAYBE A LITTLE BIT
OF A DEAL, THOUGH.
I'M NOT SAYING
WE NEED TO SHOUT
ANYTHING FROM ROOFTOPS,
BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT
THERE'S A DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN KEEPING
SOMETHING PRIVATE
AND HIDING SOMETHING.
I WASN'T HIDING
ANYTHING.
IT WAS NONE
OF HIS BUSINESS.
BATWING TO BATMOBILE.
BATWING, WE'RE HERE.
STATUS UPDATE?
FOUND A MATCH
ON OUR CAR.
IT'S PARKED ON THE EDGE
OF A CEMETERY
ON THE OTHER SIDE
OF GOTHAM U.
-JUST SENT YOU THE COORDINATES.
-OK. THANKS.
UNH!
HYAH!
AAH! AAH!
I WONDER WHO WE GOT NEXT.
MARQUISH,
MARQUISH, S-S-SHTOP.
DOES THAT LOOK FAMILIAR?
-OHH!
-HMM?
SHTOP. SHTOP.
YOU--YOU DON'T HAVE
TO DO THIS, SON.
I'M GONNA FREEZE YOU
LIKE YOU TRIED TO
FREEZE ME, MOM.
IT'S GONNA BE JUST
LIKE YOU ALWAYS
USED TO SAY--
GO STAND
IN THE CORNER
AND THINK ABOUT
WHAT YOU'VE DONE.
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
DECADES TO DO
EXACTLY THAT
EXCEPT THEY'RE
NOT GONNA BE
PLEASANT THOUGHTS.
THEY'RE GONNA BE
THE THOUGHTS
OF A WOMAN WHO IS
MORE LIKE
HER CRAZY SON THAN
SHE'D EVER LIKE TO ADMIT.
MARQUIS.
WELCOME TO THE CLUB,
JADA JET.
MARQUIS, MARQUIS, DON'T!
-WE'RE ALL MAD HERE.
-DON'T.
AGH!
RAAH!
DAMN. I THROW YOU
A PARTY,
AND THIS IS HOW
YOU THANK ME?
GIVE...IT TO ME.
OR--OR...
WE RULE GOTHAM
TOGETHER.
YOU COULD BE
THE HARLEY
TO MY JOKER.
HEH HEH.
I THINK YOU HAVE
THAT BACKWARDS.
BESIDES, WE COME
FROM DIFFERENT SCHOOLS
OF LOONEY TUNE.
IS THAT WHAT YOU
REALLY THINK?
MM-HMM.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA,
DO YOU?
2003--MY SECOND GRADE
CLASS WAS ON A FIELD TRIP
WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN
OUT OF NOWHERE,
SOMEONE BANGS
ON THE DOOR,
AND LO AND BEHOLD,
IT'S THE FREAKING JOKER.
HE BLOWS BUS DRIVER'S
HEAD OFF.
NOW I REALIZED
NOBODY WAS GONNA DO
ANYTHING TO HELP,
SO I THOUGHT, YOU KNOW,
MAYBE IT SHOULD BE ME,
SO I WALK UP TO HIM
TERRIFIED
BUT ACTING ALL BRAVE,
AND HE LOOKS DOWN AT ME
WITH HIS DEFORMED SMILE,
AND THEN HE JUST STARTS
LAUGHING AND LAUGHING.
THEN THE JOKER
LEANS IN,
AND HE SAYS,
"I'M TAKING YOU KIDS
TO AMUSEMENT MILE,
"WHERE I'M HIDING
THE BIGGEST ACID BOMB
YOU'VE EVER SEEN,
"AND GOTHAM CITY'S GONNA
RAIN CHEMICALS
UNTIL EVERYBODY LOOKS
LIKE THE JOKER."
HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
ZZZAP!
NEXT THING I KNOW,
SOMEBODY YELLS THAT
BATMAN IS FOLLOWING US.
AND THERE WAS THIS, UH--
THERE WAS THIS CAR
IN FRONT OF US DRIVING
HELLA SLOW.
I JUST HEARD THE JOKER
REVVING HIS ENGINE.
YOU...WERE ON THE BUS
THAT DROVE MY MOM'S
CAR OFF THE BRIDGE.
ALICE, THAT'S WHAT
I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU.
IT'S FATE.
YOU AND I WERE BORN
ON THE SAME DAY.
YOU HEAR THAT, MOM?
I GUESS THAT MEANS
TODAY'S YOUR BIRTHDAY.
BUCKLE UP.
WHAT IF I WERE TO GIVE
YOU SOMETHING
THAT WOULD MAKE
THE JOKER WISH HE WERE YOU?
THAT'S NOT YOURS.
-OH. THANK GOD.
-WHERE IS HE?
I DON'T KNOW.
HE JUST LEFT.
YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD
ME ABOUT BLACK GLOVE.
I COULD HAVE HELPED.
AND RISK LOSING YOU
ALL OVER AGAIN?
YOU NEED TO GET OUT
OF HERE NOW.
I'M NOT LEAVING YOU
WITH HIM.
GO!
GIVE ME THE BUZZER,
ALICE.
WHY ARE YOU HERE?
WE NEED IT FOR MARQUIS.
SAYS WHO? JADA?
THE WOMAN WHO TURNED
YOUR SISTER INTO OLAF?
I'M NOT DOING IT
FOR JADA.
I'M DOING IT TO STOP
MARQUIS FROM WREAKING HELL
ACROSS THIS CITY.
WELL...IF IT'S HELL
THAT YOU WANT...
YOU'VE COME
TO THE RIGHT GIRL.
OHH!
HEH. HA HA HA!
I'M SORRY. I KNOW
YOU SAID NEVER TO
TOUCH YOUR GUN,
BUT, OH, IT'S SO
ALLURING. HA HA!
UNH!
THAT IS SO UNFAIR!
-RRR!
-UNH!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
LET GO OF ME!
OHH! NO. NO, NO, NO, NO!
THAT'S MINE!
DON'T. NO!
NO, S-SOPHIE, PLEASE.
DON'T MAKE ME GO BACK THERE!
DON'T MAKE ME GO
BACK TO ARKHAM.
BARBARA? BARBARA KEAN,
WAKE UP.
I'M GONNA GET YOU
HELP, OK?
JUST STAY WITH ME.
ARR!
I DON'T WANT TO
HURT YOU.
HURT ME? WHAT, YOU WORE
A SUPERSUIT HERE
BECAUSE IT'S CUTE?
LOOK AT YOU.
JUST A COWARD HIDING
HER FACE.
OTHERWISE, EVERYONE
WOULD KNOW SHE'S JUST
A PUNK-ASS STREET RAT WHOSE
OWN MOMMY DIDN'T WANT HER.
-THAT BETTER?
-OH, LOOK AT YOU. TOUGH GIRL!
I'M NOT COMPETING
WITH YOU MARQUIS.
OH, IS THIS THE PART
WHERE YOU TELL ME
IT'S NOT MY FAULT,
THAT I'M A VICTIM,
THAT YOU FEEL SORRY FOR ME?
I DON'T FEEL SORRY
FOR YOU.
WHEN I FIRST LEARNED
ABOUT YOU,
I WAS JEALOUS OF YOU.
YOU HAD EVERYTHING--
SECURITY, LOVE,
FAMILY, A FUTURE.
OH, YEAH, YEAH.
MY BRAINS WERE
SCRAMBLED EGGS,
BUT, HEY, DISNEYLAND
FAST PASS, AM I RIGHT?
YOU GREW UP BELIEVING
YOU COULD BE ANYONE,
THAT YOU COULD DO
ANYTHING.
I WAS JEALOUS
I DIDN'T GET THAT
TILL I REALIZED
I HAD SOMETHING YOU
DIDN'T HAVE--HOPE.
I HAVE HOPE!
I GOT HOPE COMING OUT
OF MY EARS, WILDER.
FOR EXAMPLE...
I WAS HOPING THAT
DIDN'T KILL YOU...
-UNH!
-SO I COULD FREEZE YOUR ASS
ALONGSIDE MOM.
THAT'S ENOUGH.
DON'T MAKE ME
DO THIS, MARQUIS.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO,
SHOOT YOUR OWN SON?
YOU'RE NOT MY SON,
NOT ANYMORE.
THOUGHT I TOLD YOU
TO RUN.
NICE TRY, BABY GIRL,
BUT I'M NOT MAKING
THAT MISTAKE AGAIN.
SO I'VE NEVER BEEN
IN AN OUT RELATIONSHIP
WITH A GIRL.
OK. SO WE'RE DOING THIS.
JUST HEAR ME OUT.
I'VE NEVER INTRODUCED
A GIRL TO MY FRIENDS
OR HAD TO GET JORDAN'S
APPROVAL
OR--GOD HELP US ALL--
HAD A GIRL MEET MY MOM,
SO THAT'S WHAT TODAY
TRIGGERED FOR ME.
WHAT IF I FINALLY FIND
THE COURAGE TO BE OUT
BUT THE PERSON I'M
INTERESTED IN
DOESN'T WANT
THE SAME THING?
ONE...I'M PRETTY SURE
JORDAN LOVES ME,
AND TWO...YOU'RE RIGHT.
I WAS HIDING,
NOT FROM LUKE,
FROM MYSELF,
BECAUSE EVERY TIME
I GET SOMETHING GOOD,
I END UP LOSING IT.
WELL, THAT'S NOT GONNA
HAPPEN THIS TIME.
YOU'RE GONNA MAKE
ME MEET YOUR MOM,
AREN'T YOU?
DO I NEED TO REMIND YOU
WHAT HAPPENED
THE NIGHT I MET YOUR MOM?
HA HA HA!
-YOU OWE ME BIG TIME.
-OK.
CAN I WEAR THE BATSUIT
AT LEAST?
I'M THE ONE SHE'S GONNA
TRY TO KILL, NOT YOU.
SHE--SHE'S GONNA BE
TRYING TO TELL ME TO DO
ALL THIS OTHER STUFF THAT--
WELL, MARQUIS
DITCHED THE ROLLS,
SO WE LOST EYES ON HIM.
KNOWING HIM,
HE WON'T STAY OFF
THE RADAR VERY LONG.
SO WE CALL THE POLICE,
SMOKE HIM OUT
BEFORE HE MAKES
HIS NEXT MOVE?
I'M NOT LETTING HIM
ROT IN ARKHAM
FOR THE REST
OF HIS LIFE.
LOOK. WE HAVE
THE BUZZER.
ALICE CAN'T TAKE
IT FROM US.
GIVE ME 24 HOURS.
IF I CAN'T STOP MARQUIS,
THEN FINE,
TAKE IT OUT OF MY HAND,
BUT I DESERVE ONE SHOT.
SORRY. WEREN'T YOU
WEARING THAT YESTERDAY?
OH, MY GOD. YOU, TOO?
WHAT IS WITH
THE FASHION POLICE TODAY?
ARE--ARE YOU TWO...
WAIT.
NO. HANG ON.
WAIT.
OH, MY GOD!
YOU ARE, AREN'T YOU?
SORRY.
WHAT IS HAPPENING?
RYAN AND SOPHIE
ARE TOTALLY A THING.
SERIOUSLY?
YEAH.
WE'RE OFFICIALLY
A THING.
HA HA HA HA HA!
THIS IS--WOW! OK. YAY!
OH, I ACTUALLY CAN'T
REMEMBER THE LAST TIME
I HEARD GOOD NEWS,
SO..AAH!
ARE YOU OK
RIGHT NOW?
WHY ARE WE STILL HERE?
WE'RE LEAVING, OK,
SO YOU TWO CAN HAVE
THE WHOLE PLACE TO YOURSELVES
TO BE ALL CUTE
AND COUPLY. HA HA!
HA HA! OH, MY GO--
OH, MY GOD, NO!
OK. COME ON!
AAH!
YOU FIGURED IT
OUT YET?
WE'RE NEVER GONNA
LEAVE YOU.
SHOULD HAVE BUZZED
YOURSELF WHEN YOU HAD
THE CHANCE, ALICE.
YOU ARE THE ONE WHO
STOPPED ME.
HEH HEH HEH.
EXACTLY.
SO THAT EVERY SECOND
OF EVERY DAY
WE CAN BE HERE
TO REMIND YOU
WHAT YOU DID TO US.
PLEASE GO AWAY.
JUST GO AWAY!
I SAID GET AWAY FROM ME!
OW!
-ARE--ARE YOU REAL?
-YES.
YES, ALICE.
I'M--I'M REAL.
I--I TOLD THE FACILITY
THAT I WAS
YOUR PERSONAL
PHYSICIAN.
YOU HAVE TO GET ME
OUT OF HERE.
I...I HAD TO COME
AND SAY THANK YOU.
WHAT YOU DID FOR ME
WAS...ABOVE
AND BEYOND ANYTHING
THAT ANYONE'S EVER
DONE FOR ME.
THANK YOU.
WHAT'S ONE MORE
ON THE RESUME?
CONSIDER IT
A PARTING GIFT.
HEY. YOU DON'T
HAVE TO DEFLECT.
I KNOW YOU'RE TRYING.
I'M SORRY, MARY.
IT'S OK.
NO.
I'M REALLY...
REALLY SORRY.
WHAT DID YOU DO?
HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
AHH!
LET'S HAVE SOME FUN.
GREG, MOVE YOUR HEAD!
TO COME OUT TO PLAY?
HUH!
OH, OH, OH!
HEH HEH HEH.
HELLO, LITTLE FRIEND.
OH, MY GOD!
YOU'RE ALICE!
CORRECTION.
I WAS ALICE.
WHAT IS HAPPENING?
OH, MY GOD.
YOU'RE AWAKE.
HOW AM I HERE?
THE BATTEAM GOT WIND
OF YOUR BREAK-IN,
FOUND YOU UNCONSCIOUS
UNDERNEATH MARQUIS'
POOL TABLE.
BEAT THE GCPD
BY A FEW SECONDS
AND DUMPED YOU HERE.
Y-Y-YOU WERE--
YOU WERE OUT
FOR A FEW HOURS.
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT
YOU'D WAKE UP.
OH. ALICE, YOU OK?
ALICE?
HOW DO YOU FEEL?
I FEEL LIKE BETH AGAIN.
WE'VE GATHERED
THIS MORNING TO DISCUSS
THE PSYCHOLOGICAL EVALUATION
OF ELIZABETH MARIE KANE.
THIS IS THE CASE
OF A 13-YEAR-OLD CHILD,
WHO AFTER WITNESSING
THE GRISLY DECAPITATION
OF HER MOTHER WAS ABDUCTED
AND HELD AGAINST HER WILL
BY A MADMAN.
AFTER ENDURING 11 YEARS
OF HIS PSYCHOLOGICAL
AND PHYSICAL TORTURE,
BETH ESCAPED,
WHERE SHE EVENTUALLY ENCOUNTERED
A CORRUPT HYPNOTIST,
WHO COMPELLED HER TO FULLY BREAK
FROM HER HUMANITY.
AS A RESULT, MS. KANE
DISASSOCIATED FROM REALITY
TO BECOME A CHARACTER
NAMED ALICE.
WELL, WHEN YOU
PUT IT LIKE THAT.
FOR THE PAST 3 WEEKS,
THE GOTHAM CITY PSYCHOLOGICAL...
IS IT JUST ME,
OR DID THEY MAKE
ALICE SOUND LIKE
A VICTIM?
SHH. I'M LISTENING.
OUR FINDINGS INDICATE
THAT AFTER EXPOSURE
TO A SINGLE ELECTRICAL CHARGE
MS. KANE'S BRAIN
ESSENTIALLY REWIRED ITSELF.
THE AREA THAT HAD BEEN CUT OFF
FROM LOVE AND EMPATHY
HAS BEEN RESTORED.
IT IS OUR RECOMMENDATION
TO THE COURT
THAT THE CRIMINAL CHARGES
ARE DROPPED
AND MS. KANE BE RELIEVED
OF HER TRIAL
AS WE CAN NO LONGER DEEM HER
CLINICALLY INSANE.
MS. KANE, WHERE DID
YOU GET THIS MAGICAL BUZZER?
RYAN, RYAN,
I'M SORRY.
APOLOGIES. YOU KNEW
I NEEDED THAT BUZZER
FOR MARQUIS.
YOU KNEW I NEEDED IT
FOR ME.
THE COURT OF PUBLIC
OPINION MAY HAVE CHANGED
THEIR MIND ABOUT YOU,
BUT THAT DOESN'T
CHANGE THE TRUTH.
TAKE IT. MAYBE LUKE
CAN FIGURE OUT
A WAY TO MAKE IT
WORK AGAIN.
IT'S FRIED, ALICE.
IT'S DEAD. YOU WON.
MS. KANE, HOW ARE
YOU FEELING ABOUT TODAY?
-MS. KANE, WHAT'S NEXT FOR YOU?
-MS. KANE...
AS MUCH AS I'D CONVINCED
MYSELF YOU WERE DEAD,
YOU WERE ALWAYS THERE.
YOU JUST NEEDED TO BE FOUND.
I'VE ALWAYS
BEEN A SUCKER
FOR A HAPPY ENDING.
OCEAN?
HOW ARE YOU--
YOU CAN'T BE HERE.
YOU MEAN...
BECAUSE I'M DEAD...
BECAUSE OF YOU?
THAT'S THE THING,
ALICE.
I DON'T THINK YOU
DESERVE A HAPPY ENDING.
NO, NO, NO. NO.
WHAT ARE--WHAT ARE
YOU DOING?
NO! NO! I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY.
IT WASN'T MY FAULT.
I'M SORRY.
I'M S...
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?
WHERE IS IT?
LEAVE ME ALONE!
LEAVE ME ALONE!
GET AWAY FROM ME, ALICE!
GET AWAY!
OH! WHAT THE?
SOMEBODY, HEL--AAH!
HOLY CRAP!
YOU'RE BATWOMAN.
AND YOU'RE MARQUIS JET'S
LOYAL NUMBER TWO--
IN EVERY MORNING
BEFORE SUNRISE,
NEVER TAKES A SICK DAY,
KEEPER OF MARQUIS'
SCHEDULE,
AND--SHALL I PRESUME--
HIS SECRETS.
HEH.
HEH HEH.
HEY.
SO. IF YOU LEAVE ME
ALONE IN BED,
YOU BETTER HAVE COFFEE.
OH!
CREAM AND SUGAR,
DEAR?
ALICE? WHAT ARE YOU
DOING IN HERE?
I HAVE PATIENTS
COMING IN.
-ALICE!
-WHERE'S THE...
HALOPERIDOL,
THE...CHLORPROMAZINE?
THE--THE ANTIPSYCHOTICS,
MAR-BEAR?
-COUGH THEM UP!
-I THOUGHT YOU WERE LEAVING!
I PACKED YOU A BAG!
I GAVE YOU ENOUGH CASH
TO GET HALFWAY
ACROSS THIS COUNTRY.
ALICE, THERE'S AN APB
ON YOUR HEAD!
YOU CAN'T BE HERE!
I AM LOSING MY MIND!
I'M--I'M LOSING MY MIND.
THE--THE HALLUCINATIONS
ARE BACK BUT WORSE,
AND I--I JUST NEED
A LITTLE EDGER
UNTIL YOU CAN GET
ME THE JOY BUZZER.
BUT KIKI, SHE SAID
THAT THERE WAS ONLY
ONE BUZZ LEFT.
EXACTLY, SO WHY ARE WE
STILL STANDING HERE?
BECAUSE RYAN NEEDS IT
FOR HER BROTHER.
BUT YOU NEED IT
FOR YOU SISTER.
EXCEPT YOU'RE NOT
MY SISTER.
WHY DIDN'T YOU
STOP ME?
A REAL SISTER
WOULD HAVE STOPPED ME
BEFORE I KILLED SOMEONE.
YOU THINK THIS IS
MY FAULT?
THAT WAS ALL YOU...
POISON MARY.
I WAS THERE FOR YOU,
MAKING SURE NO ONE
GOT IN YOUR WAY.
YOU WEREN'T THERE FOR ME.
YOU TOOK ADVANTAGE
OF ME.
YOU NEEDED ME,
SO YOU ENCOURAGED ME,
AND--AND NOW A WIFE
IS WITHOUT HER HUSBAND
AND THEIR TWO BOYS
WITHOUT THEIR DAD,
AND THEIR LIFE IS RUINED,
AND MY LIFE IS RUINED!
GOT IT.
I AM SO SORRY
THAT YOU GUTTED A MAN
WITH A TREE BRANCH.
MY BAD!
WOULD YOU JUST GET
THE HELL OUT OF HERE?
WHAT IS THIS,
"GILMORE GIRLS"?
RYAN AND I HAVE SOME
FAMILY MATTERS TO DISCUSS.
YOU MEAN, YOU NEED
HER PROTECTION
FROM MARQUIS.
NOW THAT THE EVIDENCE
OF HIM KILLING
HIS FATHER
HAS BEEN DESTROYED,
YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING
TO HOLD OVER HIS HEAD.
RYAN'S LIFE IS
COMPLICATED ENOUGH
WITHOUT YOU PLAYING
MOM ALL OF A SUDDEN.
THE ONLY ONE WHO'S
PLAYING HERE IS MARQUIS,
AND IF WE DON'T GET
OUR HANDS ON THAT JOY BUZZER
AND USE IT ON HIM SOON,
ALL OF GOTHAM CITY
COULD BECOME HIS SANDBOX.
YOU KNOW, MAYBE
IF YOU HAD TREATED HIM
LIKE A CRIMINAL
AND NOT YOUR
PRECIOUS BABY BOY
WE WOULDN'T BE
IN THIS SITUATION
TO BEGIN WITH.
MMM, MMM.
DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU--
TELL ME THAT IS NOT
VEGAN PUFF PASTRY.
HEY. YOU COULD HAVE WARNED ME
YOUR MOM WAS COMING OVER.
AT LEAST WHEN I LIVED
WITH ALICE, SHE KNOCKED.
YOUR MAMA ALMOST
SAW ME NAKED.
I AM SORRY. I--I SHOULD
HAVE SAID SOMETHING.
SHE WANTED TO HUDDLE
SO WE CAN GAME PLAN A WAY
TO STOP MARQUIS.
WHAT'S ALL THIS?
THIS IS MARQUIS'
CALENDAR.
STEP ONE--WE CAN
GET A SENSE OF HIS DAY,
SO STEP TWO--WE CAN
AMBUSH HIS ASS.
HUH?
WHAT'S WRONG?
THERE'S NOTHING
ON HIS SCHEDULE.
YEAH, BUT LOOK
AT TOMORROW
AND EVERY DAY
LAST WEEK.
HE'S BOOKED SOLID
9 TO 6--
MEETINGS, LUNCHES,
CALLS, DRINKS.
IS THERE SOMETHING
SPECIAL ABOUT TODAY?
NOT THAT I KNOW OF.
OK. HOLD ON.
WAIT.
-WHO'S BARBARA KEAN?
-WHY?
HE E-MAILED MILES
ASKING HIM TO FIND
HER HOME ADDRESS.
OK. BARBARA KEAN IS
THE OWNER OF AN ART GALLERY
IN THE BOWERY
AND JIM GORDON'S EX-WIFE.
AS IN COMMISSIONER
GORDON?
YEAH. APPARENTLY,
THEY USED TO DINE
WITH GOTHAM'S UPPER CRUST
BUT DIVORCED
AFTER THEIR SON J.J.
WAS FOUND
WITH BODY PARTS
IN HIS CLOSET.
BARBARA'S REPUTATION
NEVER RECOVERED.
PROBABLY
FOR THE BEST.
WELL, I'M ACTUALLY LATE
00,
SO I'LL GET GOING.
WAIT. WHAT HAPPENED
TO FINDING MARQUIS?
WELL, I WILL KEEP
AN EAR TO THE GROUND,
AND YOU'LL DO THE SAME,
AND WHATEVER YOU NEED,
UH, RESOURCES, MONEY,
MANPOWER,
YOU GOT IT, IT'S YOURS.
THAT WAS WEIRD, RIGHT?
-WHAT?
-STAY HERE.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
JUST GIVE ME
TWO MINUTES.
I DON'T KNOW HOW HE KNOWS
OR WHAT HE'S DOING,
BUT IF IT INVOLVES BARBARA,
IT COULD VERY WELL INVOLVE
YOU, ME, MARIO, ALL OF US.
LET YOUR SECURITY TEAMS KNOW
WE'RE NOT SAFE.
FROM WHOM? BGS?
HOW'D YOU GET DOWN HERE
SO FAST?
IT'S A LESBIAN BAR.
KNOW YOUR EXITS.
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL
RYAN THAT BARBARA KEAN
IS PART OF THE BLACK
GLOVE SOCIETY?
THIS DOESN'T NEED TO
INVOLVE RYAN.
AHH. WORRIED HER
KNOWING YOU'RE
STILL AFFILIATED
WITH A MURDEROUS CABAL
MIGHT SCREW UP
MOTHER-DAUGHTER
BONDING TIME?
DESPITE APPEARANCES,
SOPHIE,
I'M TRYING TO DO
WHAT'S RIGHT.
NOW EXCUSE ME
BEFORE PEOPLE GET HURT.
RYAN WANTS TO TRUST YOU.
YOU'RE NOT EVEN GIVING
HER A CHANCE.
IF YOU CARE ABOUT RYAN,
YOU'LL KEEP THIS
TO YOURSELF.
HI. CAN I ASK YOU
WHO YOU'RE HERE
TO PICK UP?
WHO ARE YOU?
IS IT JADA JET?
WHY ARE YOU
ASKING ME THAT?
CALL 911. YOUR BOSS WAS
JUST KIDNAPPED!
OH, MY GOD!
-HI.
-CAN I HELP YOU?
UM...IS YOUR MOM HOME?
MOM, DOOR!
NOAH, YOU'RE GONNA
WAKE UP YOUR LITTLE BROTHER.
SORRY. IF YOU'RE HERE
TO SELL SOMETHING,
IT'S NOT A GOOD TIME.
OH, NO. I'M NOT
SELLING ANYTHING.
I'M MARY HAMILTON.
I'M SORRY TO STOP
BY UNANNOUNCED
WHEN YOUR FAMILY'S
GOING THROUGH SUCH
A DIFFICULT TIME.
YES?
I BELIEVE I HAVE
INFORMATION PERTAINING
TO YOUR HUSBAND'S DEATH.
UH...
COME IN.
UH-OH.
LOOK WHO'S LOSING
HER GRIP...
FIGURATIVELY
AND LITERALLY.
HEH HEH. MY SWEET MOUSE.
NO.
DID YOU THINK
THIS WAS OVER?
I...AM NOT
LISTENING TO YOU.
YOU'RE NOT HERE,
AND YOU'RE NOT REAL.
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE,
TRYING TO GET
YOURSELF A LITTLE
JOY BUZZER,
AN UNDO SWITCH?
WOULDN'T THAT BE
NICE?
GET...OUT
OF MY HEAD!
UNH!
YOU DIDN'T REALLY THINK
YOU'D SEEN THE LAST
OF ME, DID YOU?
OK. WELL, THE GOOD NEWS IS
BLACK ROLLS-ROYCE
WITH CRANBERRY
LEATHER INTERIOR
ARE RARE EVEN
FOR RICH PEOPLE.
THIS WAS TARGETED.
HOW ELSE WOULD SOMEONE
KNOW THE IDENTICAL MAKE
AND MODEL OF JADA'S CAR?
SPEAKING OF IDENTICAL,
WEREN'T YOU WEARING
THAT YESTERDAY?
OH. UM...
ACTUALLY, I--
HELPED ME TRACK DOWN
MARQUIS' ASSISTANT ALL NIGHT.
SHE DIDN'T HAVE TIME
TO GO HOME.
OH. OH, OK.
GOT A HIT.
PARTIAL PLATE BELONGS
TO A CAR PURCHASED
TWO DAYS AGO
BY WAYNE ENTERPRISES.
MARQUIS. HE MADE
HIS MOVE.
CALL ME CRAZY,
BUT I THINK THIS
HAS SOMETHING TO DO
WITH BARBARA KEAN
AND THE BLACK GLOVE
SOCIETY.
EXPLAIN IT TO ME
ON THE ROAD.
LUKE, GIVE ME
A TRACE ON THAT CAR.
WE NEED TO KNOW WHERE
THE HELL HE'S TAKING HER ASAP.
ON IT.
MAKE ME A JOY BUZZER!
THIS CAN BE AN EXCITING
TALE TO TELL THE GRANDKIDS
AROUND THE CAMPFIRE.
HA HA HA! NICE TRY,
BUT NOTHING BEATS
THE ONE ABOUT THE TIME
I HELPED THE JOKER
BEAT ROBIN TO DEATH
WITH A CROWBAR.
HOLIDAY FAMILY
CLASSIC.
SEE, THE THING IS,
SWEETIE,
I ONLY HAVE
THE PATIENCE TO WORK
FOR ONE PSYCHOPATH,
AND UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU,
MARQUIS JET SIGNS
MY W-2s. HA HA HA!
AGH!
A LITTLE TIP ABOUT
MANAGING PSYCHOPATHS.
IT'S BEST TO APPEASE
THE ONE WHO HAS
THE KNIFE AT YOUR
THROAT.
HEH HEH.
I'VE WORKED FOR THE JOKER
SINCE I WAS 16.
YOU THINK YOU'RE
THE FIRST CRAZY BLOND WOMAN
I'VE EVER DEALT WITH?
HA HA!
SORRY ABOUT THAT. HEH.
WAY TOO MANY CRAZY PEOPLE
IN THIS ROOM.
UGH. OF COURSE,
IT'S IN HER POCKET.
SHE WAS MAKING SOME
LAST-MINUTE TWEAKS FOR ME.
ALICE OF FREAKING
WONDERLAND.
MAY I JUST SAY IT IS
AN HONOR.
MARQUIS JET,
I PRESUME.
IN THE FLESH.
DON'T STEAL IT.
HA HA.
SO, ALICE
OF FREAKING WONDERLAND,
WHAT--WHAT COULD YOU
POSSIBLY WANT
WITH MY JOY BUZZER?
HERE'S THE THING.
THAT HAS ONE MORE
BUZZ IN IT,
AND IF YOU PLAY
YOUR RAZOR-SHARP
CARDS RIGHT,
IT DOESN'T HAVE TO
BE USED ON YOU.
OH, PRETTY PLEASE
TELL ME YOU DIDN'T WANT TO
USE IT ON YOURSELF.
I MEAN, YOU'RE A LEGEND.
YOU'RE THE MENACE
OF GOTHAM,
THE RINGLEADER OF RABBITS,
THE QUEEN
OF HEARTLESSNESS.
LIKE YOU SAID,
TOO MANY CRAZIES,
TOO SMALL A SPACE.
-NOW GIVE ME--
-AH, AH, OH!
NOW THE THING IS, ALICE,
YOU KNOW,
I MIGHT BE NEW
TO THIS WHOLE--THE WORLD
OF PUBLIC PSYCHOS,
BUT I'M NOT ABOUT
TO START MY REIGN
BY LOSING ONE
OF THE LEGENDS.
HA HA HA!
LET'S SEE IF I CAN'T
CHANGE YOUR MIND.
HA HA HA!
HA HA! HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
WHAT IN THE CULT FROM HELL?
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
OF THE BLACK GLOVE SOCIETY,
THANK YOU FOR JOINING ME
THIS EVENING.
NOW IN HONOR OF TRADITION,
LET US COMMENCE
WITH ROLL CALL.
BARBARA KEAN?
-HERE.
-OHH!
THEN WE HAVE BURTON CROWNE.
NICE 'STACHE, BRO.
NEXT, ONE OF THE BIGGEST
PROFITEERS OF CRAZY,
MR. JEREMIAH ARKHAM HIMSELF.
MARIO FALCONE, WELCOME.
AND LAST
BUT CERTAINLY NOT LEAST,
THE LADY WHO IS RESPONSIBLE
FOR THIS FINE EVENING--
MS. JADA JET.
NOW ALLOW ME TO WELCOME YOU
TO THE BLACK GLOVE SOCIETY'S
FINAL CEREMONY.
GO ON. LOOK AROUND.
THE PERSON TO YOUR RIGHT
AND THE PERSON TO YOUR LEFT
ARE GOING TO DIE TONIGHT.
WE HAVING FUN YET?
SO AS I'VE RECENTLY
COME TO DISCOVER,
THE BLACK GLOVE SOCIETY
WAS FOUNDED
BY MARLA ELLIOT IN 1984.
HER SON TOMMY HAD
THIS DEEPLY CREEPY NEED
TO BE JUST LIKE
HIS BESTIE BRUCE WAYNE.
EVEN WANTED TO BE
AN ORPHAN LIKE BRUCE,
WHICH MEANT HE WENT AT MOMMY
WITH HER SEWING SCISSORS. OOF.
"UH-OH!" SAID MARLA ELLIOT,
HIDING HER STAB WOUNDS
BEHIND HER PLASTIC SURGERY.
"I'M GOTHAM'S HIGH SOCIETY.
I CAN'T HAVE A FREAK SHOW
FOR A SON."
"WHAT IF SOMEBODY
STOPS INVITING ME
"TO LUNCHES AT THE POLO CLUB?
GUESS WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING
ABOUT THAT, RIGHT?"
AND THUS...
THE BLACK GLOVE SOCIETY
WAS BORN.
AM I GETTING THIS RIGHT SO FAR?
NOD IF I'M CLOSE.
GOOD.
BARBARA KEAN,
NOW YOU'RE THE MOTHER
OF J.J. GORDON, RIGHT?
IF I'M REMEMBERING
THIS CORRECTLY,
WHEN J.J. WAS 15,
HE TIED A LABRADOODLE
TO TRAIN TRACKS?
AH. THAT'S, UH--
THAT'S ROUGH, YOU KNOW,
BECAUSE WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN YOU RUN
FOR PHILANTHROPIC CHAIR,
AND SOMEBODY'S LIKE,
"HEY. DIDN'T YOUR KID MURDER
A FREAKING LABRADOODLE?"
SO TO HIDE
AN UNSIGHTLY SCENE,
YOU HIRED SOME OFF-THE-BOOKS
DOCTORS TO FILL J.J.
WITH EXPERIMENTAL MEDICATION
SO YOU COULD TRY
TO FIX HIM.
PROBLEM IS--SHOCKER--
IT DIDN'T WORK.
NOW HE'S JUST A DROOLING HUSK
AT ARKHAM.
JADA, WHAT THE HELL
IS HAPPENING?
YOU NEED TO DO SOMETHING,
PLEASE!
OH, COME ON.
DON'T FIGHT IT, BABS.
I MEAN, YOU DID USE THIS
ON YOUR OWN SON,
SO HOW DANGEROUS
COULD IT BE, RIGHT?
7 CLINICAL TRIALS IN ALL.
THIS DOSE CONTAINS
EVERY SINGLE INGREDIENT
OF EVERY SINGLE MEDICINE
YOU'VE GIVEN HIM.
I'M SORRY.
SAY HI TO MARLA
FOR US, WOULD YOU?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU KNOW, I BET YOU
HE'D LET YOU KILL
A FEW OF THEM.
MARIO FALCONE.
HE SEEMS TO
REALLY LIKE YOU.
-I'M GOOD, THANKS.
-YOU SURE?
ISN'T THIS SORT
OF THING KIND OF LIKE
YOUR SUPER BOWL?
REVENGE, FLAIR,
A FUN, LITTLE WHEEL
TO MAKE IT A GAME.
WHY ARE YOU HERE?
THE JOY BUZZER,
ALICE.
YOU DON'T
DESERVE THAT.
PLAIN AND SIMPLE.
SEE...THAT'S CONFUSING
BECAUSE YOU ARE
A FIGMENT OF MY DELIRIUM,
AND I KNOW IN MY BONES
THAT I NOT ONLY DESERVE IT,
I NEED IT,
SO BE GONE, SWEET MOUSE.
YOUR LOGIC DOESN'T FIT
INTO MY WORKING NARRATIVE.
YOU POISONED ME.
AT OUR TEA PARTY.
YOU TAPED A LIVE RAT
TO MY CHEST
TO LURE BATS
TO MY FLESH.
MY BLOOD.
THAT'S WHAT YOU DID...
TO YOUR BEST FRIEND.
DO YOU THINK YOU COULD
JUST WALK AWAY FROM THAT,
ERASE IT, MOVE ON?
GET AWAY FROM ME!
SO YOU SAID
YOU HAD INFORMATION
ABOUT MY HUSBAND'S MURDER?
RIGHT. AHEM.
SO...THIS IS
DIFFICULT,
BUT...I KNOW YOUR
HUSBAND'S KILLER.
UM, SO DO WE.
YOU DO?
UH...
IT'S VERY BRAVE OF YOU,
MARY,
TO COME HERE,
CONSIDERING YOUR STEPSISTER
TOOK HIS LIFE.
I'M SORRY. WHAT?
I FIGURED THAT'S
WHY YOU CAME HERE.
YESTERDAY, THE POLICE
INFORMED US
THEY RECEIVED A CALL
FROM A WOMAN
CLAIMING TO BE ALICE.
SHE OWNED UP
TO THE MURDER.
THEY'RE STILL CONFIRMING
ALL THE FACTS,
BUT IT ADDS UP.
SHE KNEW
THE EXACT LOCATION
AND THE CAUSE...
AND THE DESCRIPTION
MATCHES
WHAT MY YOUNGEST
TOLD US...
THAT HE SAW A WOMAN
WITH BLOND HAIR
ATTACK MY HUSBAND.
I--I ASSUME THAT'S
WHAT YOU WERE HERE TO TELL US.
YES.
THAT.
I'M SO SORRY.
I'M SORRY
FOR HOW I RESPONDED
WITH LUKE.
I FROZE.
NOT A BIG DEAL.
MAYBE A LITTLE BIT
OF A DEAL, THOUGH.
I'M NOT SAYING
WE NEED TO SHOUT
ANYTHING FROM ROOFTOPS,
BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT
THERE'S A DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN KEEPING
SOMETHING PRIVATE
AND HIDING SOMETHING.
I WASN'T HIDING
ANYTHING.
IT WAS NONE
OF HIS BUSINESS.
BATWING TO BATMOBILE.
BATWING, WE'RE HERE.
STATUS UPDATE?
FOUND A MATCH
ON OUR CAR.
IT'S PARKED ON THE EDGE
OF A CEMETERY
ON THE OTHER SIDE
OF GOTHAM U.
-JUST SENT YOU THE COORDINATES.
-OK. THANKS.
UNH!
HYAH!
AAH! AAH!
I WONDER WHO WE GOT NEXT.
MARQUISH,
MARQUISH, S-S-SHTOP.
DOES THAT LOOK FAMILIAR?
-OHH!
-HMM?
SHTOP. SHTOP.
YOU--YOU DON'T HAVE
TO DO THIS, SON.
I'M GONNA FREEZE YOU
LIKE YOU TRIED TO
FREEZE ME, MOM.
IT'S GONNA BE JUST
LIKE YOU ALWAYS
USED TO SAY--
GO STAND
IN THE CORNER
AND THINK ABOUT
WHAT YOU'VE DONE.
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
DECADES TO DO
EXACTLY THAT
EXCEPT THEY'RE
NOT GONNA BE
PLEASANT THOUGHTS.
THEY'RE GONNA BE
THE THOUGHTS
OF A WOMAN WHO IS
MORE LIKE
HER CRAZY SON THAN
SHE'D EVER LIKE TO ADMIT.
MARQUIS.
WELCOME TO THE CLUB,
JADA JET.
MARQUIS, MARQUIS, DON'T!
-WE'RE ALL MAD HERE.
-DON'T.
AGH!
RAAH!
DAMN. I THROW YOU
A PARTY,
AND THIS IS HOW
YOU THANK ME?
GIVE...IT TO ME.
OR--OR...
WE RULE GOTHAM
TOGETHER.
YOU COULD BE
THE HARLEY
TO MY JOKER.
HEH HEH.
I THINK YOU HAVE
THAT BACKWARDS.
BESIDES, WE COME
FROM DIFFERENT SCHOOLS
OF LOONEY TUNE.
IS THAT WHAT YOU
REALLY THINK?
MM-HMM.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA,
DO YOU?
2003--MY SECOND GRADE
CLASS WAS ON A FIELD TRIP
WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN
OUT OF NOWHERE,
SOMEONE BANGS
ON THE DOOR,
AND LO AND BEHOLD,
IT'S THE FREAKING JOKER.
HE BLOWS BUS DRIVER'S
HEAD OFF.
NOW I REALIZED
NOBODY WAS GONNA DO
ANYTHING TO HELP,
SO I THOUGHT, YOU KNOW,
MAYBE IT SHOULD BE ME,
SO I WALK UP TO HIM
TERRIFIED
BUT ACTING ALL BRAVE,
AND HE LOOKS DOWN AT ME
WITH HIS DEFORMED SMILE,
AND THEN HE JUST STARTS
LAUGHING AND LAUGHING.
THEN THE JOKER
LEANS IN,
AND HE SAYS,
"I'M TAKING YOU KIDS
TO AMUSEMENT MILE,
"WHERE I'M HIDING
THE BIGGEST ACID BOMB
YOU'VE EVER SEEN,
"AND GOTHAM CITY'S GONNA
RAIN CHEMICALS
UNTIL EVERYBODY LOOKS
LIKE THE JOKER."
HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
ZZZAP!
NEXT THING I KNOW,
SOMEBODY YELLS THAT
BATMAN IS FOLLOWING US.
AND THERE WAS THIS, UH--
THERE WAS THIS CAR
IN FRONT OF US DRIVING
HELLA SLOW.
I JUST HEARD THE JOKER
REVVING HIS ENGINE.
YOU...WERE ON THE BUS
THAT DROVE MY MOM'S
CAR OFF THE BRIDGE.
ALICE, THAT'S WHAT
I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU.
IT'S FATE.
YOU AND I WERE BORN
ON THE SAME DAY.
YOU HEAR THAT, MOM?
I GUESS THAT MEANS
TODAY'S YOUR BIRTHDAY.
BUCKLE UP.
WHAT IF I WERE TO GIVE
YOU SOMETHING
THAT WOULD MAKE
THE JOKER WISH HE WERE YOU?
THAT'S NOT YOURS.
-OH. THANK GOD.
-WHERE IS HE?
I DON'T KNOW.
HE JUST LEFT.
YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD
ME ABOUT BLACK GLOVE.
I COULD HAVE HELPED.
AND RISK LOSING YOU
ALL OVER AGAIN?
YOU NEED TO GET OUT
OF HERE NOW.
I'M NOT LEAVING YOU
WITH HIM.
GO!
GIVE ME THE BUZZER,
ALICE.
WHY ARE YOU HERE?
WE NEED IT FOR MARQUIS.
SAYS WHO? JADA?
THE WOMAN WHO TURNED
YOUR SISTER INTO OLAF?
I'M NOT DOING IT
FOR JADA.
I'M DOING IT TO STOP
MARQUIS FROM WREAKING HELL
ACROSS THIS CITY.
WELL...IF IT'S HELL
THAT YOU WANT...
YOU'VE COME
TO THE RIGHT GIRL.
OHH!
HEH. HA HA HA!
I'M SORRY. I KNOW
YOU SAID NEVER TO
TOUCH YOUR GUN,
BUT, OH, IT'S SO
ALLURING. HA HA!
UNH!
THAT IS SO UNFAIR!
-RRR!
-UNH!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
LET GO OF ME!
OHH! NO. NO, NO, NO, NO!
THAT'S MINE!
DON'T. NO!
NO, S-SOPHIE, PLEASE.
DON'T MAKE ME GO BACK THERE!
DON'T MAKE ME GO
BACK TO ARKHAM.
BARBARA? BARBARA KEAN,
WAKE UP.
I'M GONNA GET YOU
HELP, OK?
JUST STAY WITH ME.
ARR!
I DON'T WANT TO
HURT YOU.
HURT ME? WHAT, YOU WORE
A SUPERSUIT HERE
BECAUSE IT'S CUTE?
LOOK AT YOU.
JUST A COWARD HIDING
HER FACE.
OTHERWISE, EVERYONE
WOULD KNOW SHE'S JUST
A PUNK-ASS STREET RAT WHOSE
OWN MOMMY DIDN'T WANT HER.
-THAT BETTER?
-OH, LOOK AT YOU. TOUGH GIRL!
I'M NOT COMPETING
WITH YOU MARQUIS.
OH, IS THIS THE PART
WHERE YOU TELL ME
IT'S NOT MY FAULT,
THAT I'M A VICTIM,
THAT YOU FEEL SORRY FOR ME?
I DON'T FEEL SORRY
FOR YOU.
WHEN I FIRST LEARNED
ABOUT YOU,
I WAS JEALOUS OF YOU.
YOU HAD EVERYTHING--
SECURITY, LOVE,
FAMILY, A FUTURE.
OH, YEAH, YEAH.
MY BRAINS WERE
SCRAMBLED EGGS,
BUT, HEY, DISNEYLAND
FAST PASS, AM I RIGHT?
YOU GREW UP BELIEVING
YOU COULD BE ANYONE,
THAT YOU COULD DO
ANYTHING.
I WAS JEALOUS
I DIDN'T GET THAT
TILL I REALIZED
I HAD SOMETHING YOU
DIDN'T HAVE--HOPE.
I HAVE HOPE!
I GOT HOPE COMING OUT
OF MY EARS, WILDER.
FOR EXAMPLE...
I WAS HOPING THAT
DIDN'T KILL YOU...
-UNH!
-SO I COULD FREEZE YOUR ASS
ALONGSIDE MOM.
THAT'S ENOUGH.
DON'T MAKE ME
DO THIS, MARQUIS.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO,
SHOOT YOUR OWN SON?
YOU'RE NOT MY SON,
NOT ANYMORE.
THOUGHT I TOLD YOU
TO RUN.
NICE TRY, BABY GIRL,
BUT I'M NOT MAKING
THAT MISTAKE AGAIN.
SO I'VE NEVER BEEN
IN AN OUT RELATIONSHIP
WITH A GIRL.
OK. SO WE'RE DOING THIS.
JUST HEAR ME OUT.
I'VE NEVER INTRODUCED
A GIRL TO MY FRIENDS
OR HAD TO GET JORDAN'S
APPROVAL
OR--GOD HELP US ALL--
HAD A GIRL MEET MY MOM,
SO THAT'S WHAT TODAY
TRIGGERED FOR ME.
WHAT IF I FINALLY FIND
THE COURAGE TO BE OUT
BUT THE PERSON I'M
INTERESTED IN
DOESN'T WANT
THE SAME THING?
ONE...I'M PRETTY SURE
JORDAN LOVES ME,
AND TWO...YOU'RE RIGHT.
I WAS HIDING,
NOT FROM LUKE,
FROM MYSELF,
BECAUSE EVERY TIME
I GET SOMETHING GOOD,
I END UP LOSING IT.
WELL, THAT'S NOT GONNA
HAPPEN THIS TIME.
YOU'RE GONNA MAKE
ME MEET YOUR MOM,
AREN'T YOU?
DO I NEED TO REMIND YOU
WHAT HAPPENED
THE NIGHT I MET YOUR MOM?
HA HA HA!
-YOU OWE ME BIG TIME.
-OK.
CAN I WEAR THE BATSUIT
AT LEAST?
I'M THE ONE SHE'S GONNA
TRY TO KILL, NOT YOU.
SHE--SHE'S GONNA BE
TRYING TO TELL ME TO DO
ALL THIS OTHER STUFF THAT--
WELL, MARQUIS
DITCHED THE ROLLS,
SO WE LOST EYES ON HIM.
KNOWING HIM,
HE WON'T STAY OFF
THE RADAR VERY LONG.
SO WE CALL THE POLICE,
SMOKE HIM OUT
BEFORE HE MAKES
HIS NEXT MOVE?
I'M NOT LETTING HIM
ROT IN ARKHAM
FOR THE REST
OF HIS LIFE.
LOOK. WE HAVE
THE BUZZER.
ALICE CAN'T TAKE
IT FROM US.
GIVE ME 24 HOURS.
IF I CAN'T STOP MARQUIS,
THEN FINE,
TAKE IT OUT OF MY HAND,
BUT I DESERVE ONE SHOT.
SORRY. WEREN'T YOU
WEARING THAT YESTERDAY?
OH, MY GOD. YOU, TOO?
WHAT IS WITH
THE FASHION POLICE TODAY?
ARE--ARE YOU TWO...
WAIT.
NO. HANG ON.
WAIT.
OH, MY GOD!
YOU ARE, AREN'T YOU?
SORRY.
WHAT IS HAPPENING?
RYAN AND SOPHIE
ARE TOTALLY A THING.
SERIOUSLY?
YEAH.
WE'RE OFFICIALLY
A THING.
HA HA HA HA HA!
THIS IS--WOW! OK. YAY!
OH, I ACTUALLY CAN'T
REMEMBER THE LAST TIME
I HEARD GOOD NEWS,
SO..AAH!
ARE YOU OK
RIGHT NOW?
WHY ARE WE STILL HERE?
WE'RE LEAVING, OK,
SO YOU TWO CAN HAVE
THE WHOLE PLACE TO YOURSELVES
TO BE ALL CUTE
AND COUPLY. HA HA!
HA HA! OH, MY GO--
OH, MY GOD, NO!
OK. COME ON!
AAH!
YOU FIGURED IT
OUT YET?
WE'RE NEVER GONNA
LEAVE YOU.
SHOULD HAVE BUZZED
YOURSELF WHEN YOU HAD
THE CHANCE, ALICE.
YOU ARE THE ONE WHO
STOPPED ME.
HEH HEH HEH.
EXACTLY.
SO THAT EVERY SECOND
OF EVERY DAY
WE CAN BE HERE
TO REMIND YOU
WHAT YOU DID TO US.
PLEASE GO AWAY.
JUST GO AWAY!
I SAID GET AWAY FROM ME!
OW!
-ARE--ARE YOU REAL?
-YES.
YES, ALICE.
I'M--I'M REAL.
I--I TOLD THE FACILITY
THAT I WAS
YOUR PERSONAL
PHYSICIAN.
YOU HAVE TO GET ME
OUT OF HERE.
I...I HAD TO COME
AND SAY THANK YOU.
WHAT YOU DID FOR ME
WAS...ABOVE
AND BEYOND ANYTHING
THAT ANYONE'S EVER
DONE FOR ME.
THANK YOU.
WHAT'S ONE MORE
ON THE RESUME?
CONSIDER IT
A PARTING GIFT.
HEY. YOU DON'T
HAVE TO DEFLECT.
I KNOW YOU'RE TRYING.
I'M SORRY, MARY.
IT'S OK.
NO.
I'M REALLY...
REALLY SORRY.
WHAT DID YOU DO?
HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
AHH!
LET'S HAVE SOME FUN.
GREG, MOVE YOUR HEAD!