Batwheels (2022–…): Season 1, Episode 8 - Bam's Upgrade - full transcript
♪ Bam, Buff and Bibi
Redbird and Wing ♪
♪ Burning bat-rubber Is
their favorite thing ♪
♪ If turbocharged action's
What you really crave ♪
♪ They're fired up and
ready Down in the Batcave ♪
♪ They're the Batwheels
Four-wheeled fighters Of crime ♪
♪ Batwheels Watch
them turn on a dime ♪
♪ Batwheels They
look great in black ♪
♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪
"Bam's Upgrade."
Get her charged
up and ready to go
in case another call
comes in tonight.
On it, boss.
Whoo-hoo! Yes! What a night!
We took care of the Royal
Flush Gang and Clock King
all in one fell swoop!
Ow!
What are you so
excited about anyway?
Well, it is the third time this
week Batman has chosen yours truly
for an important mission.
He took me out twice, which
is like twice as many as once.
Batgirl and I have been turning the streets of
Gotham into our own private race course lately.
Robin's taken me out almost
every night this week.
How about you, Bam? I bet you've
been tearing up the streets lately.
Uh, yeah.
Uh, tearing 'em up.
Yeah. It was so cool.
You should've seen it.
Awesome!
And then we both swooped
in from under the clouds.
Whoa, really?
- And, bam!
- Hey.
We spotted them, they spotted
us. It was battle time.
What's wrong, Bam?
Everybody's been going on
all these cool missions,
but Batman hasn't picked me
for one in, well, a long time.
What's wrong with me, Moe?
Uh, nothing.
You're the Batmobile. The
original radical ride.
I know, but...
What if Batman doesn't
need me anymore?
It depends on the mission, Bam.
Batman chooses whichever one of
you have the right attributes.
What's an attribute?
A special ability that sets you apart.
Like Batwing's wings or Buff's armor.
We came diving out of the clouds,
and I dropped my electro-net
right on Clock King.
Boy, had his time ever come.
See what I did there?
Batwing, you're so funny.
Let's face it. I'll never be as
awesome as the other Batwheels.
Well, there are those special
upgrades Batman's been tinkering with.
- They could help.
- Upgrades?
Whoa!
Advanced tech that could give
you some of those cool attributes
you were talking about.
Like a jet-booster for flight and
Supermanium armor for super strength.
That sounds amazing!
Oh, I gotta help BC swap
out her graphics card.
See you, Bam.
These upgrades are
just what I need!
I'm gonna show Batman
what I can really do.
A mega-jet booster! Now
I can be as fast as Bibi.
Nice! Supermanium armor?
I'll be as strong as Buff.
Wings? No way! I can
fly like Batwing.
Yeah! How do you like
my attributes now?
Batcomputer, get me a
carne asada burrito.
Ordering, extra spicy.
Mm...
Sir, we have a Bat-Signal.
Someone is trying to break
into Gotham Radio Towers.
Link to the building's
security cameras.
Linking.
Toyman.
Why can't Superman's
headaches stay in Metropolis?
Which vehicle will
you be taking, Batman?
Hmm. I don't remember
installing this upgrade.
Let's try it out.
Prep the Batmobile.
It's working! He picked me!
Whoa! Wait a minute! You don't
know how to use those upgrades yet.
Oh, Batman's gonna have
my SIM card for supper!
Don't worry. I know
what I'm doing.
The Batmobile seems...
peppier than usual.
Let's see what
this upgrade's got.
I like it.
Toyman appears to be
headed for the roof.
Right.
Oh, did you hear that, BC? He
said he liked it! He liked me.
What have you done, Bam?
I just got some little upgrades.
Untested upgrades. You've never had
wings before, or advanced armor.
They could be
difficult to master.
But this is my chance to
really impress Batman!
Stand clear! Launching in
three, two, one, blast-off!
Up, up, and a... Whoa!
What?
Slow down, Bam. You've
never flown before.
Whoa.
Wait a minute... My upgrades!
Wings, deploy!
Hey, I think I'm getting
the hang of this.
Flying isn't so hard...
Uh, but stopping is!
Whoa.
- Ugh.
- Bam, are you all right?
I think so.
I'm just...
Uh, stuck.
Introducing Toyman's new
remote control marauders!
You control the action!
You control the fun!
Toyman.
Ugh. Action figures are
not my favorite toys.
But rooftop antennas are?
Not just any antenna, Batman.
The most powerful one in Gotham!
And when I attach it
to my mega remote,
I shall be able to remotely
control every toy in the city.
Even your precious Batmobile.
That's me.
Huh?
Meet my latest and
greatest toys...
Accessories included.
Ugh... I've got to help Batman!
If only I were strong enough
to... Oh, wait. Activate upgrades!
Yes!
No!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Just like you to get
carried away, Batman.
Ugh... Flipper arms, activate.
Wow. I really
messed up this time.
All I could do is
get in Batman's way.
No wonder he never picks
me for missions anymore.
I have a visual on Batman.
He is still following
the suspect.
He's never gonna
catch Toyman that way.
Stand clear!
Wait...
How am I gonna catch up to
them if my upgrades are broken?
You've never needed upgrades
to be there for Batman before.
That's true.
I've made jumps
farther than these.
Quite a bit farther.
And I never needed any
jet boosters to do it.
Not according to my records.
Then let's do this.
Whoo-hoo!
Yeah!
My thoughts exactly.
Oh, come on! Show-off.
Collect them and trade
them with your friends!
Get off my car.
Ahh!
Didn't your parents ever tell
you to clean up your toys?
No.
Well, that didn't work.
Call Gotham Police.
Tell them I've got
a present for them.
Calling Gotham Police.
Oh, I'll get you, Batman!
You know, I really thought
he was going to get away.
But like I've always said, I've
got the best wheels in town.
Redbird and Wing ♪
♪ Burning bat-rubber Is
their favorite thing ♪
♪ If turbocharged action's
What you really crave ♪
♪ They're fired up and
ready Down in the Batcave ♪
♪ They're the Batwheels
Four-wheeled fighters Of crime ♪
♪ Batwheels Watch
them turn on a dime ♪
♪ Batwheels They
look great in black ♪
♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪
"Bam's Upgrade."
Get her charged
up and ready to go
in case another call
comes in tonight.
On it, boss.
Whoo-hoo! Yes! What a night!
We took care of the Royal
Flush Gang and Clock King
all in one fell swoop!
Ow!
What are you so
excited about anyway?
Well, it is the third time this
week Batman has chosen yours truly
for an important mission.
He took me out twice, which
is like twice as many as once.
Batgirl and I have been turning the streets of
Gotham into our own private race course lately.
Robin's taken me out almost
every night this week.
How about you, Bam? I bet you've
been tearing up the streets lately.
Uh, yeah.
Uh, tearing 'em up.
Yeah. It was so cool.
You should've seen it.
Awesome!
And then we both swooped
in from under the clouds.
Whoa, really?
- And, bam!
- Hey.
We spotted them, they spotted
us. It was battle time.
What's wrong, Bam?
Everybody's been going on
all these cool missions,
but Batman hasn't picked me
for one in, well, a long time.
What's wrong with me, Moe?
Uh, nothing.
You're the Batmobile. The
original radical ride.
I know, but...
What if Batman doesn't
need me anymore?
It depends on the mission, Bam.
Batman chooses whichever one of
you have the right attributes.
What's an attribute?
A special ability that sets you apart.
Like Batwing's wings or Buff's armor.
We came diving out of the clouds,
and I dropped my electro-net
right on Clock King.
Boy, had his time ever come.
See what I did there?
Batwing, you're so funny.
Let's face it. I'll never be as
awesome as the other Batwheels.
Well, there are those special
upgrades Batman's been tinkering with.
- They could help.
- Upgrades?
Whoa!
Advanced tech that could give
you some of those cool attributes
you were talking about.
Like a jet-booster for flight and
Supermanium armor for super strength.
That sounds amazing!
Oh, I gotta help BC swap
out her graphics card.
See you, Bam.
These upgrades are
just what I need!
I'm gonna show Batman
what I can really do.
A mega-jet booster! Now
I can be as fast as Bibi.
Nice! Supermanium armor?
I'll be as strong as Buff.
Wings? No way! I can
fly like Batwing.
Yeah! How do you like
my attributes now?
Batcomputer, get me a
carne asada burrito.
Ordering, extra spicy.
Mm...
Sir, we have a Bat-Signal.
Someone is trying to break
into Gotham Radio Towers.
Link to the building's
security cameras.
Linking.
Toyman.
Why can't Superman's
headaches stay in Metropolis?
Which vehicle will
you be taking, Batman?
Hmm. I don't remember
installing this upgrade.
Let's try it out.
Prep the Batmobile.
It's working! He picked me!
Whoa! Wait a minute! You don't
know how to use those upgrades yet.
Oh, Batman's gonna have
my SIM card for supper!
Don't worry. I know
what I'm doing.
The Batmobile seems...
peppier than usual.
Let's see what
this upgrade's got.
I like it.
Toyman appears to be
headed for the roof.
Right.
Oh, did you hear that, BC? He
said he liked it! He liked me.
What have you done, Bam?
I just got some little upgrades.
Untested upgrades. You've never had
wings before, or advanced armor.
They could be
difficult to master.
But this is my chance to
really impress Batman!
Stand clear! Launching in
three, two, one, blast-off!
Up, up, and a... Whoa!
What?
Slow down, Bam. You've
never flown before.
Whoa.
Wait a minute... My upgrades!
Wings, deploy!
Hey, I think I'm getting
the hang of this.
Flying isn't so hard...
Uh, but stopping is!
Whoa.
- Ugh.
- Bam, are you all right?
I think so.
I'm just...
Uh, stuck.
Introducing Toyman's new
remote control marauders!
You control the action!
You control the fun!
Toyman.
Ugh. Action figures are
not my favorite toys.
But rooftop antennas are?
Not just any antenna, Batman.
The most powerful one in Gotham!
And when I attach it
to my mega remote,
I shall be able to remotely
control every toy in the city.
Even your precious Batmobile.
That's me.
Huh?
Meet my latest and
greatest toys...
Accessories included.
Ugh... I've got to help Batman!
If only I were strong enough
to... Oh, wait. Activate upgrades!
Yes!
No!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Just like you to get
carried away, Batman.
Ugh... Flipper arms, activate.
Wow. I really
messed up this time.
All I could do is
get in Batman's way.
No wonder he never picks
me for missions anymore.
I have a visual on Batman.
He is still following
the suspect.
He's never gonna
catch Toyman that way.
Stand clear!
Wait...
How am I gonna catch up to
them if my upgrades are broken?
You've never needed upgrades
to be there for Batman before.
That's true.
I've made jumps
farther than these.
Quite a bit farther.
And I never needed any
jet boosters to do it.
Not according to my records.
Then let's do this.
Whoo-hoo!
Yeah!
My thoughts exactly.
Oh, come on! Show-off.
Collect them and trade
them with your friends!
Get off my car.
Ahh!
Didn't your parents ever tell
you to clean up your toys?
No.
Well, that didn't work.
Call Gotham Police.
Tell them I've got
a present for them.
Calling Gotham Police.
Oh, I'll get you, Batman!
You know, I really thought
he was going to get away.
But like I've always said, I've
got the best wheels in town.