Barry (2018–…): Season 3, Episode 1 - forgiving jeff - full transcript

Barry searches the dark web for jobs; Sally, now the creator and star of her own show, begins to feel the pressures of success; Noho Hank braves his first big test in interrogation; Gene ruminates over Fuches' crushing reveal.

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Please... Please, forgive me!

I'm sorry!


Please forgive me!

- Grab your toolbox.
- I wanna cut off his eyelids!

- His eyelids?
- I wanna watch him suffer.
Come on!

I thought you wanted me
to shoot him

- after he was done
digging the hole.
- I changed my mind.

Changed his mind...

She tell you
how big your cock is?
Huh, Jeff?

I'm sorry!

I, I, I, know. I'm sorry.

- Please.
- Hold up. Hold up.

Hey, uh,

I think we're going
to call this off.

What, no eyelids?
Just shoot him?

- No, I-I don't want him dead.
- Thank you.

- I thought you said you
wanted to watch him suffer.
- I know,

but, um, he's asked
for my forgiveness.

Y-you know, he made some
valid points, so, uh,

I'm forgiving Jeff.

- You're forgiving Jeff.
- I'm sorry I fucked your wife.

He's sorry he fucked
my wife!

You know, and she's
no saint either, okay?

There's a whole history
we don't need to get into. I...

I think I just overreacted.

There's no forgiving Jeff!

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Did you not come to bed
again last night?

Uh, no. I had a line
on some work,

but it fell through,
so I just drove around.


Okay, so lunch
today's at 2:00...

- Uh-huh.
- Yeah. Can you, like,

get there, like,
a little early, you know,

- and watch us shoot.
- Oh...

- My controller's broken.
- Oh!

Hoo! Ah!

Oh god. Diane's coming
to look at cuts today.

Do you want me
to bring you flowers?

- Yeah. Uh,
nothing yellow, okay?
- Unbelievable...

And, uh, if I say
you can stay for lunch,

just know that you can't.

Love you!




Hi. I'm Detective Mae Dunn.

These are officers
Tereno and Hale.

We'd like to speak to NoHo Hank.

I will fetch him.

I spoke to the elders,

told them we needed more men.

LA is us, Akhmal, and Yandar.
That's four guys.

Well, SEAL Team Six
only has six guys,

and they have
their own TV show.

Hank. The cops are outside.

- They want to speak to you.
- Well...

we always knew this
was going to happen.

This one is for
all the marbles.

You have your story straight?

Yeah. Um...

This is my
first interrogation,

you know?
I'm, like, legit nervous.


We don't hear from
you in two hours,

- we will all take cyanide pills.
- What?

- Ciao, babies.
- Wait, what?

Yeah. Monastery shooting.

I heard about that.

Heard about it.
But, you weren't there?


Well, we heard
that you were there.

I wasn't.
Because no one survived.

How would you know that
if you weren't there?

I saw it on Citizen App?

Can you tell me
what that pin says?

It says, "The debt
has been paid."

Any idea where we found it?

Well, they do hand them out
at banks back home.

- Hank...
- After you pay your debts.

Well, we found that one
in the trunk of a car

next to a detective's dead body.




What the fuck?

That is super fucked up.
You know?

What does this have
to do with monastery?

We think the cases are linked.

And we can put you
outside the monastery

a few days before the shooting.


Dr. Watsons.


These two cases are linked.

Same man who shot at monastery

is also fucking idiot

who killed your dear,
sweet detective.

♪ ♪

That pin...

is calling card for...

that man.

We have been
trying to identify him.

If I tell you, you'd have to
pall-bear my coffin becau--

Hank. I'm fed up
with the mind games.

My patience was here.

Now, it's here.

Just tell us, Hank.

His name is...

the Raven.

- It's a good name.
- It's a fake name.

You're saying this...

Raven killed Detective Moss
and shot up the monastery?

I know he did.

Anytime someone
compromises Chechen operation,

he's sent down by top brass
to take care of it.

And he never fails.

You know, you should
really Wikipedia "raven."

You'll see the name works on,
like, three different levels.

Okay, where do we find him?

The name is not just random
is what I'm saying.

Where to find him?

The Raven lives in
the shadows, my friends.

Who knows where he is?

This time of year, in my home?

Spend the weekend
watching college football.

I'm assuming...

streaming is a no-go.

We could put, uh,
put an aerial on the roof.

Ohio State! Huh?

Haven't missed a game
in 25 years! Come on.

Hank said you could come home
when things cool off in LA.

That the only phrase
you know in English?

Hello. I'm Ana.
I got two more Flaky Critters.

They have no Crunchies,
so I hope you like.

Holy smokes.

Mr. Cousineau, thank you
so much for coming in.

We've been spending
the last six months

putting our case together,

and we have some
information for you.

Now, I want you to look at
these photographs, please,

and tell me are
any of these the men

that took you out
to see Janice's body?

That's the man.

- Are you sure?
- Yes, I'm sure.
That's the man,

and he is connected to Barry.

That man, Mr. Cousineau...

is a Chechen assassin
they call the Raven.

The what?

He killed Janice.

Yeah, we cleared Barry.

Ever since I met that punk,
bad things have happened to me.

The love of my life, dead.

My acting class, dead.

Mr. Cousineau, you of all people
should know what it's like

to be accused of a crime
you didn't commit.

From what I understand,
Berkman left
a pretty big audition...

♪ ♪

♪ Through constant
pained disgraced ♪

♪ The young boy
learns their rules ♪

♪ With time the child
draws in ♪

♪ This whipping boy
done wrong... ♪

I'm a good person. I wish
I didn't have to do this

but he disparaged me.
He cheated on me.

He turned our children
against me.

He leaves work at 6:30.

I can give you a map
of the parking lot.

- It'd be great if it
looked like a mugging--
- Hey, can you--

can you help me with
something for a second?


I'm buying flowers
for my girlfriend. Um...

Do the colors mean
different things?


Like, does red mean love
and yellow mean happy?

How could you ask me
that right now?

I mean, with everything
I'm going through? I...

Are-- Are you psycho?

Look, Chloe, I just--

I don't want you to make
the same mistakes that I did.

- He cares about me.
- He's manipulating her!

Direct to Chloe.

He's manipulating you.

Look, Chloe, you have
so much light inside of you.

And when you're with him,
I just...

I see it being smothered.

I think what your mother
is saying

is you need to be with someone
who doesn't abuse you.

Well, she's one to talk.

Katie Harris, who plays Chloe,
is one of ours.

She's a real find.

- Who? Oh, what-- that--
Was that the daughter?
- The daughter, yeah.

The daughter. Yeah.
She was excellent.


Which can sometimes
bite you in the ass.

- Agreed.
- Mm...

Do they... live together?

Does who live together?

Chloe and your character.

Well, they're mother
and daughter...

-, so yes.
- Oh. Right...

How do we feel about that?

Did you live with your mother
when you were in high school?

- I did.
- Oh, I know I did.

Mine passed away early--

So we're "touching" on a thing,

but we're not
"commenting" on it.

Right. Nice. Well done.

Thank you.

But, I miss that
beautiful old man.

You know, the one who says...

"You can't call me
names in my café."

You can't call me
names in my café.

It's the most powerful
scene in the episode.


Oh, I'm thinking of
a different show.

It was powerful though.

Even though it wasn't
in this show.

♪ ♪

Well, just keep up
all the good work.

- We're so...
- Over the moon.

Thank you.
Thank you for--


Well, she didn't seem
thrilled, like, at all.

No, no, no. That's just
how these meetings go.

- It's positioning.
- Positioning?

Yeah, so if it's a hit,
they can catch it
and take credit.

And if it isn't a hit, then
they can just step aside and...

- splat.
- They're ready for
the Chloe scene.

- Oh, okay.
- Just remember, Sal,
it has to work.

Which it will.
But, it has to.

- Oh! Hey, Natalie.
- Yes?

Um, listen.

I can't feel
empowered as a woman

if I don't bring up
other women with me.

So, I'm so happy
that you're here.

- Thank you.
- And I-I really
want you to learn.

- Great.
- But, uh, don't talk
in meetings.

- Right.
- Actually, you know what?
When I'm in a meeting,

that is a great time for you
to be making my snack.

- And that is where
I'm going right now.
- Great!

Oh, and can you
cut up some carrots

in those tiny little
bites you do?

Oh, you're just so
good at it. Thank you!

♪ ♪

- Are they ready
for the Chloe scene?
- Yeah, she's on set.

Wade just wants to do
a quick run-through of
the Sally/Sam fight.

- The flashback in 104?
- Yeah, that's right.

- Hi.
- Hi! Um, what do you think

about this for Chloe
in the dinner scene?

It's blue.
Aren't I wearing blue?
- No, this is teal.

It looks blue. I think we should
be wearing different colors.

- Alright, everyone,
quiet on rehearsal!
- Hey, took your notes,

made it a little more harsh.
Let me know what you think.

- Great, great.
- On go. Three, two, one, go.

Good. Cut. Put you in here
for your close-up.

- Okay, yeah, and he'll be
yelling the whole time?
- It's up to you.

Okay, yeah, he should be
yelling the whole time.

- Okay.
- When do we shoot this?

- First thing tomorrow.
- Okay, looks good!

- Thank you!
- Moving on to Sally's
present-day house.

- Uh, Swiss, Apple Watch?
- Swiss.

For the dinner scene,
Janet doesn't eat meat.

- Okay.
- But I can make
a steak out of apples.

- If it looks like steak,
I'm good.
- Oh, it'll look like steak.

♪ ♪

- Hi, hi, um,
how about this one?
- Ah! Still blue though!

- No, no, it's sea foam--
- Uh, just find me anything

- that is not blue! Thank you!
- But it's not! It's not blue!


Alright, everyone,
cameras up!

Cameras up!

♪ ♪

- Here she is.
- Makeup on standby.


- Oh! You good?
- Oh, I'm good.
I wanna get started...

Guys, I'm good.
I don't need touches.

- Okay, we're in meal penalty,
so we really gotta jam.
- Fuck a duck, okay.

- Let's do this thing.
- Roll sound!


- You good? You wanna run lines?
- Oh, I'm good. Do you need to?

I am great!
Oh my god.

How about this?

- Still blue.
- And, action!

How long has he been
pressuring you to have sex?

For a while,
but I promised
I wouldn't do it

until I knew I loved him.

I think you need to know
yourself and love yourself

before you can truly
love someone else.

- What am I supposed to do?
- Wait for the perfect person?

You gotta make yourself
the perfect person.

Cut! That's half-hour lunch!

Could someone grab wardrobe?

The key to stage
acting is doing,

whereas when you're on camera,
you really just want to be.

You know, it's more
about being.

Oh my god! Oh!

Are those for me?

I got 'em from Ralphs.

When's your audition?

Before, uh, you guys have lunch.

Oh, sucks you can't stay.
Can't you move it?

You know, you're like a...
you're like kind of a dude.

- It's cool.
- Oh, he is.

♪ ♪

The cops bought it
hook, line, and a sinker.

So, if we have problem
with them or Bolivians,

we give them Fuches?

We pin everything on him
because he is worthless to us.

- He is our patsy.
- And they
bought the name?

- Oh, they were scared.
- They were like,

"Holy shit, he's called what?"


- Alright, I gotta run.
- See you on the flippy-flops!

♪ ♪

Oh! Jesus Christ.

Guess who finally got
interrogated by police today?

Fuck. You scared me.

- How did it go?
- Um...

- I think I aced it.
- I told you. I told you, Hank.

You have to envision
your future, yeah?

You have to. That's the only
way it's ever going to happen.

I'm telling you,
that's what I did.
I totally envisioned my future,

and I think it really worked
because it worked.

Hey, just so you know,
I got, like, 16 notifications

about properties in Santa Fe.

- Mm-hmm.
- Come on. We have the money.

- Hank, there is a daydream.
- It's not daydream.

I can't make anything
happen until I rebuild.

Your little boyfriend Barry
killed all my buddies.

- You know this.
- And you know that he killed
most of my buddies, too.

I don't want to
talk about Barry.

When I do, I can't sleep.


he killed all my buddies.

We both had buddies killed.

You have some buddies.

I have no buddies.

- Hey, man.
- Fuck!


What the fuck
are you doing here?

I'm sorry to surprise
you like this, Hank,

- but I didn't know
where else to go, man.
- No, no, no.

You need to get
the fuck outta here.

- You need to get the fuck out.
- Why?

I'm going to make some tea.
- Shit.

You want the usual?

Can you make me
a... choco-latte?


So, you and Cristobal
are an item now?

Yes. What? You jealous?

I was wondering if
you had any work, Hank.


I've been working
with some amateurs on,

you know, people hiring me off
of Craigslist, things like that,

and I, uh...

I could use a job,

and, uh, you know,
you don't have to tell anyone

you're working with me.
I under...

I understand,
but I could use--

You shoot up monastery.

You fuck my business.

You frame me using pin

- I gave you for
being great dude.
- Fuck.

And now you come here
to my fucking home,

asking me for a job?

I know, no, I know,
I know, I know.

What the fuck
is the matter with you?

I don't know what to do, man.

Look, I'm-I'm...
I'm in a bad spot.

Like, I'm seeing shit
that's not there.

I'm like-- I'm kinda
losing my mind, man.

And I need help.

I need... I need
a purpose, Hank.

- You--
- Barry.

Forgiveness is something
that has to be earned.

And whatever shit
you're going through...

I can't be part of it.

I'm embracing my life.

It's like that line in
"Shawshank Redemption."

"Get rich, or die trying."

Now, seriously. Fuck off.

Try not to frame me
on the way out.

♪ ♪

- Alright, make sure you dry
that all the way off, alright?
- Okay.

Hey, Dad. Uh, after work,

you wanna meet us
at the park?

We'll see how it goes.
Come here.

Gordon, I love you
so, so much.

It's all going
to be okay.

- I love you, too, Grandpa.
- Yeah.

You look good.

So do you.

looks like a lot of work.

It is.

Must be hard, uh,
closing up this place.

So, if you're not
teaching anymore,

are you gonna go back
to performing or...

My career is shit, Barry.
You know that.

Well, are you, uh...

doing well otherwise?

Remember that day in the woods?

I've been thinking
about that a lot.

♪ ♪

Remember the guy that
took me into the woods?

What was his name?

Like the singer.


Kenneth Goulet.


After he popped the trunk...

and I saw what I saw...

he whispered into my ear.

He said,
"Barry Berkman did this."

I know you killed Janice.

So, you have two choices.

Come with me to the station,
turn yourself in...

or fuckin' die.


Mr. Cousineau.


I'm sorry.

Barry, you don't
have to do this.

We can get past this.

I know that there
is a world in which

we can get right past this.
Barry, it's me.

It's Mr. Cousineau.
Please. Please, dear God.

I'm not going to
tell anybody. Barry,

I am swearing on
my grandson's life.

I won't tell a soul.

For Christ's sake,
put that fuckin' gun down.

Look, I promise you...

this is water under the bridge.
Whatever you've done,

I forgot it.
I've forgiven you.

I forgive you.

Forgiveness has to be earned.

Then fuckin' earn it!

I know how I can
make it up to you.

I know what I can do.

It could work.

It could work.

Get back in the trunk.

♪ Whoa... ♪

♪ Davy Crockett ♪

♪ What you got
in your pocket? ♪

♪ Whoa ♪

♪ You got a big furry tail ♪

♪ Hanging down your back ♪

♪ Whoa ♪

♪ Davy Crockett ♪

♪ Who's that girl
in your locket? ♪

♪ Whoa ♪

♪ You got a big Bowie knife ♪

♪ To take her life ♪

♪ Whoa ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Gabba gabba ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey... ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey... ♪

♪ ♪