Barons (2022–…): Season 1, Episode 1 - Episode #1.1 - full transcript
Shh!
Run! Run!
Run! Run! Run! Run!
Run!
He's got a gun!
Stay off my property!
Bloody hippies.
Hey, Choc, where's your board?
Oh, you better go
back and get it, mate.
Oh, shit! Watch out for bullets!
How was it?
Bruce's aim's getting better.
He almost killed your
brother this time.
Yeah? Yeah.
Be your funeral if he did.
Well, he's your brother.
Better get going.
Got kids to teach.
Alright.
You know, Trace? Mm?
If you'd have been
my teacher at school,
I would a stayed a lot longer.
Mm!
Hey, is there something
else on your mind?
Hmm...
Just wondering how late you're
gonna make me for work today.
I thought that was it.
10 minutes?
Alright! Ah!
Sheesh, big wetsuit order.
Yeah, well, it's not
all for delivery today.
Hey, Snap? Hey?
Snap? Yeah?
We've gotta stop running the
business out the back of my van.
It's not just the shaggin' wagon.
We've still got this place.
What, the Bare
Feet wetsuit hovel?
Yeah, staying salty since 1969.
Oh, no! Ugh!
We need more space.
Yeah, we don't have the dough.
I've got a place in mind.
Seriously, mate, this is...
this is all good. This is great.
Also
you could live there.
Like LIVE THERE live there?
Like shaggin'-mansion
live there.
Are you taking the piss?
I have a figure
in my head, Bruce.
I'm just waiting to see if you
can... figure out what it is.
10. A month?
A week.
Oh.
Sorry, mate,
it's probably a bit hard reading
my mind with this thing on, huh?
Mm.
Take it. Take the damn thing.
Right, let's try it again.
OK, 30 a month's my final offer.
Um
25.
20 a month and we're done.
Alright.
Deal? Yeah.
Now you can stop shooting at us
every time we wanna
go for a surf, eh?
Just this paddock.
Harry.
Thank you, Bruce.
Mate, there is no way
you'll be able to do it.
Alright, look
at us. Look, we've got...
Oh, no, no.
Hey!
Oh, looking good,
boys. Looking very good.
Tracy, you're my sister!
Am I?! Not today she's not.
Ladies' lounge is next
door. DANI: Leave it out, Harry.
The hair's confusing.
Alright, alright.
We are all here for
the same reason, mate.
We're just grabbing
a couple of beers
and waiting upon the whims
of the totalitarian state.
Yeah, well, while you're
waiting, no bare feet, Snap.
Barry, you know the rules.
Righto.
Hey. Hey.
I've been thinking - they
don't take married men.
I didn't know you thought
that way about me, Danielle.
Get off it.
But if it stopped you from
going to Vietnam, I'd do it.
18 September.
Fascists.
You like the sound of commies
on the doorstep, do you?
Oh, you don't
even know where Vietnam is.
Bet your girlfriend does.
I was born in Surry Hills,
mate. I'm Chinese, anyway.
It's all yellow fever, isn't
it? Say that again, Bruce.
Maybe make that your
last, Bruce, eh?
Alright, shush! I'm fine.
I'm trying to listen. MAN: Yeah.
4 October.
How many more?
Two. Just two.
16 July.
23 April.
Are we good?
Yeah.
Nice.
No?
Mm?
Reginald Terrance Thompson.
Nine pounds six.
Born 23 April 1951.
Oh, shit, Reggie!
Hey!
What's she doing?
Let's get royally pissed.
Y-e-e-e-e-e-o!
Barry! Double shots! Now!
Go, Dani!
Whoo!
Three, two, go!
Go on! Come on!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Bruce, Bruce. Yeah, he's
pushing. Keep pushing.
Whoo!
Go, Reggie!
Vietnam
is a lie!
No, Snap.
No, Snap! No, Snap!
Oh, shit!
Shit!
Snap! Snap!
Snapper? Hey, mate?
Snap. Snap. Snap!
Hey! Snap. Hey!
Snapper!
He's OK, everyone! Snapper!
Have a beer. He's alive! Have
a beer. He just needs a beer!
Would you marry me already?
Is that a yes?
Of course I will!
Yes?! Really?! Yes!
Oh, God!
Oh, Bear, shut the fuck up!
Bear, Bear, Bear!
Bear, mate, please!
Come on. Wetsuits. Let's go.
Has Reggie showed yet?
Uh... No, not yet.
NOW she shows.
You got something to say to me?
You told her already?
Sorry. That's OK.
It was too late to tell
you last night, so...
You have to marry the
poorest man you could find?
I'm right here. It's
OK, we don't need money.
There'll be money.
See? There'll be money.
Have you spoken to my
brother about this yet?
Tonight. I can't wait.
So, where's the ring?
Winnie... we'll get a ring.
You don't even have a
ring yet? DANI: Thanks.
We don't need a ring, Auntie.
You cool with that?
Well, she made her choice.
Which means
he can't afford one.
Yeah!
Nah, congrats, mate.
What?
Live and let live now, is it?
Yeah.
Thanks, mate. Yeah,
yeah, no worries.
I'll get a good dress,
and a real one later.
If you love someone, you
set them free.
You are a child of the universe.
Why don't you piss off, Dani?
Yeah, there's my boy.
I wouldn't
mention the beach there.
Don't worry. I've got
it all planned out.
Like a bad smell,
always wafting back in.
You grow up every time
I do, Jules.
The old man found
you a bloke yet?
You're a bit old for
me, don't you think?
Get out! I just got engaged.
Oh, poor girl!
She's doing alright.
What's with the form guide?
I've been seeing a
jockey. Don't tell Dad.
I wouldn't worry - he likes
people who look up to him.
Oh, hey, I saw one of your
wetsuits in Switch foot magazine.
It's a cool shot.
You read surf mags?
It's full of half-naked hot
guys, what's not to like?
Ah.
Dilly-dallying, Julia?
Mm.
Off you go. Mm-hm.
Yeah, she's getting cheeky.
Quick brain. You've
gotta keep her busy.
I need to find her a husband.
How many of those, uh... rubber
vests you getting per yard?
I've told Snapper. Mm.
I taught you better than that.
Wasted fabric is lost income.
We make enough dough to get
by. Isn't that the dream?
Wasn't your dream when
you worked for me.
Maybe I've changed.
There's not enough saltwater
change that busy brain of yours.
Come, I have your
rubber waiting.
Ahh! There he is!
Do you want a drink?
George, get Reggie a drink.
Um...
It's alright. I'll
get one in a minute.
I can't stand
this. Someone talk.
Alright. Have you
changed your mind?
I don't wanna spend the
rest of my free time
with my hand down
someone else's shitter.
Language. Sorry, Mum.
So, you're quittin'?
What's the harm in letting him
enjoy himself till his papers come?
I mean forever.
Reggie!
Reg, your mates can drop out
and bloody slack off
and go surfing all day
and still get a second chance.
YOU are gonna have to
work twice as hard.
It's not like
that... Twice as hard
to earn people's respect,
and it is ALWAYS
gonna be like that.
Well, then why bother?
Oh, for God's sake!
I'm going to the bar.
Let's hope the army can
knock some sense into him.
Oh, the army!
He needs to grow up.
Then don't send him
to the bloody war!
It's alright, Mum.
It's alright.
Mm.
You think this is what your
mother would've wanted for you?
Frank, I know this has come
a bit out of the blue...
You think? ..but we
would like your blessing.
And I'd like you to
get a real job. Dad!
It's OK.
Look, truth is, Frank,
I've worked since I was 14, and
this is the best job I've ever had.
You call that work?
We're building something.
A bloody reputation
is what I can see.
Dad, please just be happy!
We're getting married.
Well, you don't
have my blessing.
And I'm not paying for it.
What's next, a chastity belt?
What did you say?
We'd like your blessing,
but if you can't give it,
Tracy and I are
getting married anyway
because she's the smartest
person I've ever met
and you don't get to
control her anymore.
How dare you?!
Dad! Hey!
Hey.
You marry him
you're dead to me.
All passengers
arriving from Indonesia
must report to the Customs
desk with anything to declare.
Ah! Here he goes!
Took your bloody time!
What's happening? Good
to see you, brother.
Is the car here? Yeah, yeah.
I've missed
you, dickhead.
Argh! Good to see you!
Hunter! Hey, dude!
What's up? Not bad,
man. Get up there.
Ooh!
Ah!
See, you want it too much,
man. That sun's in my eyes.
Oh, OK.
Kick her in the
guts now, Hunter!
The what? Who?
Start her up! Start the
engine up. Oh, right, gotcha.
Choke it! Yeah.
Yes! There we go.
Let it go.
Let it go. Come on.
Oh!
You serious? You see that?
Are you serious? Ha-ha!
Let's get travelling, mate.
Let's do this. Let's go.
Let's go. Whoo!
Whoo!
What's the problem?
Mate, I can
barely pay you as it is.
Well, I'll take a pay cut.
What, you don't wanna get paid?
Deal. Shake on it. Make
me a partner, Snap.
Give me a percentage
of the profits
instead of a wage that
I hardly get anyway.
You can focus on designing.
I'll work out a
proper business plan.
Mate, I've already
got a business plan.
Bear, what's the one rule
of working for me, mate?
You never get the sack here if
you're late because the surf's good.
Bingo.
Bear didn't come to
work at all last week.
Eh. You know it
was pumping, Trot.
Yeah. At least think about it.
Hey, you should a
gone out, actually.
Put in the time, maybe one
day you'll be as good as Dani.
Oh,
is it happy hour yet?
Oh! What?!
Hey, hey, hey! How are ya?!
Look at you, mate. Specimen.
Oh, no way! Oh!
Oh, Dani. Oh, shit!
News spreads fast!
We just got here.
I was the last to know
you guys were coming.
No, that looks like it was me.
Oh, cheers.
Wouldn't be a surprise
if everyone knew, mate.
There we go. Thank you.
No, obviously not.
Hey, Newbie! Hey, Dani!
You're still calling me that? You
know, I'd really prefer that you...
You're a long way
from home, mate.
No, I just came with the guys
from Bali. You know why I'm not...
I can't believe you
guys are actually here!
Yeah, these boys had
tickets back to the States,
but I told them the break
down here was worth it,
so they cashed them in.
Well, seemed like a good time
to come to Australia. Right, Snap?
Your timing is perfect.
YOU'RE perfect. Oh,
so they tell me.
Bali reunion!
Hey, Sharpie,
are we in your film?
Just wait
and see, Danielle.
Alright, here we go!
Ya-ha!
Ooh!
Uluwatu, yes!
Thank you, Snap,
for taking us there.
It wasn't a secret,
Snap. Buddy was there.
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
Whoo! Here we go!
Oh, shit. Oh.
I completely forgot.
So much for coming
straight home.
I am sorry. It's OK.
Hey, Buddy, Sharpie,
Newbie, this is Tracy.
His fiancee!
Hey, get down!
I found these two
outside buried.
Hey, guys, it's not enough
that you shaved his head?
Hey, Choc, you
checked yourself for ticks?
Get your sister a beer
before you get comfy.
How you doin'? Nice to meet you.
Thanks, Dim. Aye, good man.
Oh, this is nice.
Nice! Nice! There,
um... I'm pretty sure that's me.
Oh, it's hard to tell,
mate. Could be anyone.
It's me!
Oh, you're kidding yourself, mate.
Hey, you weren't in Bali.
Don't even try it. You guys...
Hey, Reggie!
Oh, yeah, Reggie!
Exhibitionist Reggie!
Totally accidental.
Keep 'em on! Reggie!
My footy shorts weren't
up for the task.
You've usually got 'em
down for that, don't you?
Oh, ladies present,
mate. Ladies present.
You love it, don't
you, Snap? Yeah, Dani!
Margaux!
Who's that? Margaux.
Go, go, go!
Oh, yeah, Snap.
Whoo! Yeah, Snapper!
You look
pretty good there, Dani.
Ah!
Oi, Dani!
Who wants a beer?
Hey-hey-hey! There I am!
That has to be the
only wave you caught.
I got more than one wave!
Oi. Are we out of beer?
Not yet.
Tragedy averted.
You right?
Yeah.
Ah! Are you serious?
You guys do not
realise how lucky you are.
Mm. Mm.
You guys get proper waves
here. Hollow, fast. It's wild.
It's like I've always
said - Windys just works.
I've never heard
you say that, Snap.
I've said it.
I think I might have heard
you say that once or twice.
OK, OK. I'm not shooting
the shit. Let's go!
Come on, Hunter! Come on!
I haven't finished
my beer. Alright.
See you out there. Mm-hm.
Hey, where's your board, Trot?
The waves are pumping!
I've seen Buddy's.
Yeah.
Nice cavity.
Pretty big stash, was it?
Yeah!
Sumatra Heads, remember?
Why?!
Why are you always
talking about money, mate?
We could be talking
about the waves.
Because this is bloody stupid.
Are you judging me?
You know, I just
don't understand.
I don't understand why you'd
risk any of us going to jail
when we're on the edge of
being a proper business.
You know, I could've got
us that money, Snap. More.
We don't need any
more money, Trotter.
How many times are we
gonna go over this, mate?
We don't need more.
Well, if it was such a good
idea, why didn't you tell me?
Oh, mate, give it
a rest. You knew.
You knew how I got the cash
flow to start Bare Feet.
You knew
what goes on in Bali.
What did you think was
happening when Buddy showed up?
This is bullshit! Bullshit?!
I'll tell you what's
fuckin' bullshit.
YOU lecturing ME when
Bare Feet is MY company.
It is MY company, Trotter.
Do you understand?
It's stupid.
It's not sustainable, Snap.
Mate
I've sustained YOU
so far, haven't I?
Huh?
Trot?
What are you doing?
In Bali the water's warm, right?
Yeah, it looked amazing.
Right?
Same in Queensland
and New South Wales,
for a really good
part of the year.
But the shorts we
have are hopeless.
They're either too short,
so your balls hang out
and get rubbed red raw...
Thank you for that image.
Or they drag you down
or fall off completely.
So
We make shorts
especially for surfing.
High quality, good price point.
They're purpose-made,
but, really, we'd
be selling an idea
of... Bali, paradise,
of summers that never end.
Is this for Bare Feet?
No Snapper.
Thanks, Snap.
You're welcome, Winnie.
Here you go, mate.
Thanks, Snapper.
Pay day.
Ohh!
You want some colour
for hippy dole bludgers?
Exactly.
You got money for this bill?
I will do once we sell them.
Well, until then.
The length?
Looks good. Thank you.
Whoo! Yes!
I wanna
show you something.
What are you smiling
about?
Uh... It's how light gets
refracted through water.
Like, it splits.
So, that's you,
the wave, always moving.
And you're the sunshine.
Yeah.
Light wave.
I like it.
It's beautiful, Trace.
Tracy, this is
Jules. Jules, this is Tracy.
Hi, Jules.
Have you got my fabric?
Yeah, what other
idiot wants those colours?
OK. Yeah. Complicated work.
Exactly.
No, I have already gone
out on a limb for you.
Yes, yes, you know all the best
piece makers. We can't do these.
What do I get out of it?
Well, come to visit and we'll make
sure you meet every surfer we know.
Good start. Cash for the
girls would be better.
200 bucks.
You're joking.
OK, go on then.
OK.
If you can come up with 300
bucks, I'll find another 150.
From where?
I've got a piggybank.
You'd do that? Yeah.
But I want 10% of the profit.
Oh, you've got someone else
putting up 150 right now?
2%.
Of the whole business.
And I need it in writing.
Mm.
"This is to declare that Jules
Zemenik hereby from this day"
"owns 2% of the Light
wave Surf Company."
Mm.
Want my 150 back too.
Yeah, well, that won't
fit on there. Mm.
Tracy!
I'll ask my dad for the
money for the wedding, OK?
We keep it simple and use
the rest on the shorts.
Oh, he won't go for that.
He won't know.
And it'll make Winnie happy.
Trust me. Good luck.
Ooh! Oh, these are great.
OK, I'll just go get some
orange. Back in a second.
Yeah.
I got my call-up papers today.
Don't go.
Well, what if it's
the right thing to do?
It's just a bunch of straights
wanting to run the world their way.
Or it's protecting
the life we have.
This life
it's not just about surfing.
It's about saying no
to all the old shit.
And they hate us for it
because this is all we need.
It's not your war, Reg.
What if my dad's right?
"If you don't fight for
country, you don't deserve it"?
You don't really believe that?
He does.
You don't need to prove
yourself to anyone.
Especially not to me.
Hello!
Thank you for this.
That's OK.
I still don't see why we couldn't
have had a regular buck's party,
but, um...
You mean a night of
patriarchal bullshit
with strippers and
ritual humiliation?
Yes, yes, that would
be very cool. Mm.
Mm. I'm all about tradition.
Hey.
You remember the
day we met Trot?
Oh, no, no!
Black jeans... Ugh
ripple sole desert boots.
That's right. Yeah.
How could I forget?
Do you remember that board
he pulled out of his car?
You and Dani were NOT kind.
Not kind?! What are
you talking about?
He could barely stand
on the damn thing!
Well, he picked it up
pretty quick, though.
Yes, he did.
Stole you right from
under me, didn't he?
There was always something
else with you, Snap.
Surfing mostly, but don't
get me started on the rest.
Trot didn't steal me.
He just doesn't cheat on me.
We can't do this anymore. Yep.
OK?
Sure.
No way! What?!
Margaux!
Oh, my God! Hello!
Oh, my God!
Oh! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!
Oh, my God!
It is so good to see you.
So good to see YOU! What?!
How did you know? About what?
Trotter's wedding.
Trotter's getting married?
OK.
Can I get you a drink,
darl'? Yes, please.
Mwah! Mm! It shall be done.
Sharpie. SHARPIE: OK, sweetie!
Hey
is there anything I
should know... about Bali?
You've heard all the stories
hundreds of times before.
Chin-chin.
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Oh, my God!
You really have the
most beautiful dance moves.
I really mean it.
I mean, what did the
Vietnamese ever do to us?
He knows my thoughts.
Yeah, I'm not going.
OK!
OK. Well, then we
definitely need more beer.
Yeah.
Good man.
Yeah, I can't do it.
I'm gonna leave tonight.
Where are you going?
Well, best you don't know,
then my dad won't be able
to get it out of you.
You're doing the right thing.
Ahh!
So, hippy,
you mind if I, uh...
Go for it. Yeah.
Hey, man, I've gotta ask.
Look... why do you guys
all keep ragging on me
about not being in Bali?
Mate, it's... it's
because we like you.
Like, it just keeps
going on and on.
Oi! Sorry. Sorry.
Jesus. Sorry.
The thing is
I paid for the tickets
to get down here,
and... we don't have the money
to get back to the States.
Your folks are rich, right?
Why does everybody think that?
OK, yeah, they're...
they're pretty rich.
They're very rich.
But, I mean, I don't
wanna owe them.
Tough life.
Dude, I really like what
you guys are doing down here
starting a business
with your friends,
partying, surfing, making money.
If I could just have some of
this, I'd be pretty happy.
Oh, Newport, there is not as
much money in it as you think.
You and I could make money.
We could. Is that right?
Reggie. Dani, his dad.
Reg. Reg.
Reg! It's your dad,
get the fuck up!
You've gotta go.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Out! Go!
Um...
Reg was supposed to, uh...
report for duty yesterday.
Where is he? I haven't seen him.
Well, we both know that's...
that's bullshit, Dani.
Reg!
It's his life, Mr
Thompson. Jesus.
Do you people have any
idea what he is up against?
Getting killed in a stupid
war that nobody believes in?
He could go to prison for this!
It's better than him
coming home in a box!
Well, you tell him
when you see him
that, if he does run,
don't bother coming back.
Yeah, well, that's fine because
he's already got a family.
Jules. Shit, what's
she doing here?
Jules...
Oh, oh, oh.
Watch it. Hey!
What are you doing here, Jules?
Been looking for you
two all over town.
Just followed the music.
So, you're getting
hitched without me?
Yeah, we're just
keeping it small.
Well, you should've invited me
because I have the best
wedding present of anyone.
No. Jules.
Look, I'll stash
these out of the way.
Yes. Yes.
Oh, is that the thanks I get
for coming all the way out here?
Yeah, thank you, Jules.
You promised me surfers.
I did.
Um... Come and have a drink.
I might regret this.
You look nice, Trace. Thank you.
Dani warned me I should
never trust a surfer.
Surfing is always more
important than anything else.
That's what they say.
But not you.
Why are you here?
Well.
I think I came down here to
try and talk you out of it.
I do love Tracy.
I hope so.
You just married her. Yeah.
But you think I'm
doing the wrong thing.
What I think doesn't
matter anymore.
Uh... Ma...
Sorry.
Hey... Trace?
Hey, Trace?
Trace.
Trace, we were just talking.
Yeah. Trace?
Don't treat me like an idiot.
No, we're friends, Tracy.
I thought you met for
just one night. Hey...
Or was that a lie too? It was
a big night and we bonded.
Everyone did 'cause
we were high.
You know how
intense that can be.
Yeah, so I see.
Trace...
You came back from Bali and,
and asked me to marry you
practically straightaway.
I know.
And now I can... all I can think
is that something happened with
Margaux and you were feeling guilty.
Well, that's not true!
Tracy.
I never even wanted
to get married, Trot.
You were the one pushing
for it this whole time!
Yeah!
Come on.
We've made it this far.
Whatever it is you want to know,
you ask me now
and I promise I will
tell you the truth.
I promise.
Did you fuck that woman in Bali?
No.
Trace.
I'm in this, Trot.
As far as a person can be.
Hey, me too. Me too.
Tracy.
Get off! Shit!
Yeah, that's right, here we
go. I can feed you if you want.
No, no, no, I'm
not your horse. Get off!
Hey, Trotter, mate, come
on, let's do the speeches!
Get this party back
on track, Trot!
Yeah, yeah, alright, coming. Ow!
Good party,
Trot. Yeah, not bad, eh?
Shame Frank couldn't make
it. He'll come round.
It'll just take some time.
You know, why'd he give us the money
if he wasn't even gonna show up?
What money?
Mate!
Trotter, come on!
Come on! OK.
Let's go! Speeches! Oh,
jeez. Alright. Alright.
Alright, everybody!
A bit of shush!
Um...
Look, I'm not very
good at speeches,
so I promise I'll
keep this very quick.
That's a relief.
Shut up, Dani, please.
Now, not many of
you would know this,
but, when I first met Trotter,
I saved his life.
It's true.
He goes out into these waves
that were just
way beyond his skill level,
because that's who
he is, you know?
He's, um...
He's brave.
Fearless.
You're gutsy.
Aww!
I mean, look at this
woman, would you?
I mean, if that is
not the sign of a man
that doesn't know
his limitations,
I don't know what is!
Come on, am I crazy?
Go, Trace!
Oh, mate, um...
I don't know what else to say.
That's a first.
I love ya.
Aww!
Tracy, Trotter
may your lives be filled
with happiness, love
and a whole lotta risk.
Yeah! DANI: Yeah, right!
To Trace and Trot!
Trace and Trot!
Alright, your turn. I know.
Come on. Alright,
alright. Thank you, Snap.
Seriously... I am touched.
Ah... Genuinely.
And you're never
gonna hear this again,
so, thank you for
saving my life.
I owe
you. Everything.
And thank you all
for being here,
because it means
the world to us.
I can't believe it, Trace.
You're the love of my
life.
And you made me the happiest
man in the world today.
So, here's to you
for taking a risk on me.
And
speaking of risk.
I guess now is a good time
to talk about something that Tracy
and I have been working on together,
with our friend Jules here.
She's single, fellas. But fussy.
Oh, ballsy too.
Look, you all know we
don't have a lotta cash.
You can say that again.
Which is why we wanna share our new
venture here with you all today,
because, God knows, you mob are
more than just friends to us.
You're customers.
But, seriously, Tracy and I,
we're building a future now,
and we wanna share it with you.
My goodness,
what is this?
The company is
called Light wave,
and we're making board shorts.
Designed and made
especially for surfers
and inspired by
summers that never end.
Trust me, guys
they work.
I'll take a pair,
Trot. Hey! There's one.
Yeah, Trot. Yeah?
Who else wants one?
Oi, Dim, you want a pair?
Win, you can have two. You
can have two. Go hand one out.
Who else wants a pair? Yeah?
Uh... Excuse me.
Mate.
Mate!
Don't you dare. Don't
you dare 'mate' me!
So, is this the grand plan, eh?
You flog a rival business
at your own wedding?
That's classy, mate. It
wasn't planned, Snap.
Jesus Christ.
Look, I wasn't thinking of
you. Clearly you weren't.
What about loyalty, huh?
What about friendship?
Leave it, Snap!
He doesn't know, does he?
Know what?
I didn't know he
was gonna do that.
You told me that you needed
that money for your wedding,
which was a pretty ripe
thing to do to me, Tracy.
You owed us that money.
What?!
Trot's done everything for you,
and what's he ever
got in return?
Huh? Tracy?
We needed the money, Trot!
You know my dad
would've never said yes!
Hey, you know what?
You two deserve each other.
Guess you never
told her about Bali, huh?
Argh!
Just leave them. Wait.
Just wait. No! No!
Snap, no!
Trace!
Argh!
Let him go! Snap!
Hey, hey, hey! Snap! Snap! Stop!
You'll get your money back!
Come on.
What do you
think? What do you think?
It's gotta be a six. Yeah.
That's a nine, you numb-nut.
It's a surf comp, Trace. I don't
need your husband's permission.
You can't
own the beach, Snap.
Fuckin' leech.
Go on, mate, show them
who you really are.
We're trying to sell summer
in the middle of winter.
I worked my arse
off while you were away.
I was only away to fix
the mess you put us in.
You and Snap were headed
for a fall a long time ago,
Trace was just dumb enough to
get herself in the middle of it.
I surf better than you, old man.
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Run! Run!
Run! Run! Run! Run!
Run!
He's got a gun!
Stay off my property!
Bloody hippies.
Hey, Choc, where's your board?
Oh, you better go
back and get it, mate.
Oh, shit! Watch out for bullets!
How was it?
Bruce's aim's getting better.
He almost killed your
brother this time.
Yeah? Yeah.
Be your funeral if he did.
Well, he's your brother.
Better get going.
Got kids to teach.
Alright.
You know, Trace? Mm?
If you'd have been
my teacher at school,
I would a stayed a lot longer.
Mm!
Hey, is there something
else on your mind?
Hmm...
Just wondering how late you're
gonna make me for work today.
I thought that was it.
10 minutes?
Alright! Ah!
Sheesh, big wetsuit order.
Yeah, well, it's not
all for delivery today.
Hey, Snap? Hey?
Snap? Yeah?
We've gotta stop running the
business out the back of my van.
It's not just the shaggin' wagon.
We've still got this place.
What, the Bare
Feet wetsuit hovel?
Yeah, staying salty since 1969.
Oh, no! Ugh!
We need more space.
Yeah, we don't have the dough.
I've got a place in mind.
Seriously, mate, this is...
this is all good. This is great.
Also
you could live there.
Like LIVE THERE live there?
Like shaggin'-mansion
live there.
Are you taking the piss?
I have a figure
in my head, Bruce.
I'm just waiting to see if you
can... figure out what it is.
10. A month?
A week.
Oh.
Sorry, mate,
it's probably a bit hard reading
my mind with this thing on, huh?
Mm.
Take it. Take the damn thing.
Right, let's try it again.
OK, 30 a month's my final offer.
Um
25.
20 a month and we're done.
Alright.
Deal? Yeah.
Now you can stop shooting at us
every time we wanna
go for a surf, eh?
Just this paddock.
Harry.
Thank you, Bruce.
Mate, there is no way
you'll be able to do it.
Alright, look
at us. Look, we've got...
Oh, no, no.
Hey!
Oh, looking good,
boys. Looking very good.
Tracy, you're my sister!
Am I?! Not today she's not.
Ladies' lounge is next
door. DANI: Leave it out, Harry.
The hair's confusing.
Alright, alright.
We are all here for
the same reason, mate.
We're just grabbing
a couple of beers
and waiting upon the whims
of the totalitarian state.
Yeah, well, while you're
waiting, no bare feet, Snap.
Barry, you know the rules.
Righto.
Hey. Hey.
I've been thinking - they
don't take married men.
I didn't know you thought
that way about me, Danielle.
Get off it.
But if it stopped you from
going to Vietnam, I'd do it.
18 September.
Fascists.
You like the sound of commies
on the doorstep, do you?
Oh, you don't
even know where Vietnam is.
Bet your girlfriend does.
I was born in Surry Hills,
mate. I'm Chinese, anyway.
It's all yellow fever, isn't
it? Say that again, Bruce.
Maybe make that your
last, Bruce, eh?
Alright, shush! I'm fine.
I'm trying to listen. MAN: Yeah.
4 October.
How many more?
Two. Just two.
16 July.
23 April.
Are we good?
Yeah.
Nice.
No?
Mm?
Reginald Terrance Thompson.
Nine pounds six.
Born 23 April 1951.
Oh, shit, Reggie!
Hey!
What's she doing?
Let's get royally pissed.
Y-e-e-e-e-e-o!
Barry! Double shots! Now!
Go, Dani!
Whoo!
Three, two, go!
Go on! Come on!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Bruce, Bruce. Yeah, he's
pushing. Keep pushing.
Whoo!
Go, Reggie!
Vietnam
is a lie!
No, Snap.
No, Snap! No, Snap!
Oh, shit!
Shit!
Snap! Snap!
Snapper? Hey, mate?
Snap. Snap. Snap!
Hey! Snap. Hey!
Snapper!
He's OK, everyone! Snapper!
Have a beer. He's alive! Have
a beer. He just needs a beer!
Would you marry me already?
Is that a yes?
Of course I will!
Yes?! Really?! Yes!
Oh, God!
Oh, Bear, shut the fuck up!
Bear, Bear, Bear!
Bear, mate, please!
Come on. Wetsuits. Let's go.
Has Reggie showed yet?
Uh... No, not yet.
NOW she shows.
You got something to say to me?
You told her already?
Sorry. That's OK.
It was too late to tell
you last night, so...
You have to marry the
poorest man you could find?
I'm right here. It's
OK, we don't need money.
There'll be money.
See? There'll be money.
Have you spoken to my
brother about this yet?
Tonight. I can't wait.
So, where's the ring?
Winnie... we'll get a ring.
You don't even have a
ring yet? DANI: Thanks.
We don't need a ring, Auntie.
You cool with that?
Well, she made her choice.
Which means
he can't afford one.
Yeah!
Nah, congrats, mate.
What?
Live and let live now, is it?
Yeah.
Thanks, mate. Yeah,
yeah, no worries.
I'll get a good dress,
and a real one later.
If you love someone, you
set them free.
You are a child of the universe.
Why don't you piss off, Dani?
Yeah, there's my boy.
I wouldn't
mention the beach there.
Don't worry. I've got
it all planned out.
Like a bad smell,
always wafting back in.
You grow up every time
I do, Jules.
The old man found
you a bloke yet?
You're a bit old for
me, don't you think?
Get out! I just got engaged.
Oh, poor girl!
She's doing alright.
What's with the form guide?
I've been seeing a
jockey. Don't tell Dad.
I wouldn't worry - he likes
people who look up to him.
Oh, hey, I saw one of your
wetsuits in Switch foot magazine.
It's a cool shot.
You read surf mags?
It's full of half-naked hot
guys, what's not to like?
Ah.
Dilly-dallying, Julia?
Mm.
Off you go. Mm-hm.
Yeah, she's getting cheeky.
Quick brain. You've
gotta keep her busy.
I need to find her a husband.
How many of those, uh... rubber
vests you getting per yard?
I've told Snapper. Mm.
I taught you better than that.
Wasted fabric is lost income.
We make enough dough to get
by. Isn't that the dream?
Wasn't your dream when
you worked for me.
Maybe I've changed.
There's not enough saltwater
change that busy brain of yours.
Come, I have your
rubber waiting.
Ahh! There he is!
Do you want a drink?
George, get Reggie a drink.
Um...
It's alright. I'll
get one in a minute.
I can't stand
this. Someone talk.
Alright. Have you
changed your mind?
I don't wanna spend the
rest of my free time
with my hand down
someone else's shitter.
Language. Sorry, Mum.
So, you're quittin'?
What's the harm in letting him
enjoy himself till his papers come?
I mean forever.
Reggie!
Reg, your mates can drop out
and bloody slack off
and go surfing all day
and still get a second chance.
YOU are gonna have to
work twice as hard.
It's not like
that... Twice as hard
to earn people's respect,
and it is ALWAYS
gonna be like that.
Well, then why bother?
Oh, for God's sake!
I'm going to the bar.
Let's hope the army can
knock some sense into him.
Oh, the army!
He needs to grow up.
Then don't send him
to the bloody war!
It's alright, Mum.
It's alright.
Mm.
You think this is what your
mother would've wanted for you?
Frank, I know this has come
a bit out of the blue...
You think? ..but we
would like your blessing.
And I'd like you to
get a real job. Dad!
It's OK.
Look, truth is, Frank,
I've worked since I was 14, and
this is the best job I've ever had.
You call that work?
We're building something.
A bloody reputation
is what I can see.
Dad, please just be happy!
We're getting married.
Well, you don't
have my blessing.
And I'm not paying for it.
What's next, a chastity belt?
What did you say?
We'd like your blessing,
but if you can't give it,
Tracy and I are
getting married anyway
because she's the smartest
person I've ever met
and you don't get to
control her anymore.
How dare you?!
Dad! Hey!
Hey.
You marry him
you're dead to me.
All passengers
arriving from Indonesia
must report to the Customs
desk with anything to declare.
Ah! Here he goes!
Took your bloody time!
What's happening? Good
to see you, brother.
Is the car here? Yeah, yeah.
I've missed
you, dickhead.
Argh! Good to see you!
Hunter! Hey, dude!
What's up? Not bad,
man. Get up there.
Ooh!
Ah!
See, you want it too much,
man. That sun's in my eyes.
Oh, OK.
Kick her in the
guts now, Hunter!
The what? Who?
Start her up! Start the
engine up. Oh, right, gotcha.
Choke it! Yeah.
Yes! There we go.
Let it go.
Let it go. Come on.
Oh!
You serious? You see that?
Are you serious? Ha-ha!
Let's get travelling, mate.
Let's do this. Let's go.
Let's go. Whoo!
Whoo!
What's the problem?
Mate, I can
barely pay you as it is.
Well, I'll take a pay cut.
What, you don't wanna get paid?
Deal. Shake on it. Make
me a partner, Snap.
Give me a percentage
of the profits
instead of a wage that
I hardly get anyway.
You can focus on designing.
I'll work out a
proper business plan.
Mate, I've already
got a business plan.
Bear, what's the one rule
of working for me, mate?
You never get the sack here if
you're late because the surf's good.
Bingo.
Bear didn't come to
work at all last week.
Eh. You know it
was pumping, Trot.
Yeah. At least think about it.
Hey, you should a
gone out, actually.
Put in the time, maybe one
day you'll be as good as Dani.
Oh,
is it happy hour yet?
Oh! What?!
Hey, hey, hey! How are ya?!
Look at you, mate. Specimen.
Oh, no way! Oh!
Oh, Dani. Oh, shit!
News spreads fast!
We just got here.
I was the last to know
you guys were coming.
No, that looks like it was me.
Oh, cheers.
Wouldn't be a surprise
if everyone knew, mate.
There we go. Thank you.
No, obviously not.
Hey, Newbie! Hey, Dani!
You're still calling me that? You
know, I'd really prefer that you...
You're a long way
from home, mate.
No, I just came with the guys
from Bali. You know why I'm not...
I can't believe you
guys are actually here!
Yeah, these boys had
tickets back to the States,
but I told them the break
down here was worth it,
so they cashed them in.
Well, seemed like a good time
to come to Australia. Right, Snap?
Your timing is perfect.
YOU'RE perfect. Oh,
so they tell me.
Bali reunion!
Hey, Sharpie,
are we in your film?
Just wait
and see, Danielle.
Alright, here we go!
Ya-ha!
Ooh!
Uluwatu, yes!
Thank you, Snap,
for taking us there.
It wasn't a secret,
Snap. Buddy was there.
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
Whoo! Here we go!
Oh, shit. Oh.
I completely forgot.
So much for coming
straight home.
I am sorry. It's OK.
Hey, Buddy, Sharpie,
Newbie, this is Tracy.
His fiancee!
Hey, get down!
I found these two
outside buried.
Hey, guys, it's not enough
that you shaved his head?
Hey, Choc, you
checked yourself for ticks?
Get your sister a beer
before you get comfy.
How you doin'? Nice to meet you.
Thanks, Dim. Aye, good man.
Oh, this is nice.
Nice! Nice! There,
um... I'm pretty sure that's me.
Oh, it's hard to tell,
mate. Could be anyone.
It's me!
Oh, you're kidding yourself, mate.
Hey, you weren't in Bali.
Don't even try it. You guys...
Hey, Reggie!
Oh, yeah, Reggie!
Exhibitionist Reggie!
Totally accidental.
Keep 'em on! Reggie!
My footy shorts weren't
up for the task.
You've usually got 'em
down for that, don't you?
Oh, ladies present,
mate. Ladies present.
You love it, don't
you, Snap? Yeah, Dani!
Margaux!
Who's that? Margaux.
Go, go, go!
Oh, yeah, Snap.
Whoo! Yeah, Snapper!
You look
pretty good there, Dani.
Ah!
Oi, Dani!
Who wants a beer?
Hey-hey-hey! There I am!
That has to be the
only wave you caught.
I got more than one wave!
Oi. Are we out of beer?
Not yet.
Tragedy averted.
You right?
Yeah.
Ah! Are you serious?
You guys do not
realise how lucky you are.
Mm. Mm.
You guys get proper waves
here. Hollow, fast. It's wild.
It's like I've always
said - Windys just works.
I've never heard
you say that, Snap.
I've said it.
I think I might have heard
you say that once or twice.
OK, OK. I'm not shooting
the shit. Let's go!
Come on, Hunter! Come on!
I haven't finished
my beer. Alright.
See you out there. Mm-hm.
Hey, where's your board, Trot?
The waves are pumping!
I've seen Buddy's.
Yeah.
Nice cavity.
Pretty big stash, was it?
Yeah!
Sumatra Heads, remember?
Why?!
Why are you always
talking about money, mate?
We could be talking
about the waves.
Because this is bloody stupid.
Are you judging me?
You know, I just
don't understand.
I don't understand why you'd
risk any of us going to jail
when we're on the edge of
being a proper business.
You know, I could've got
us that money, Snap. More.
We don't need any
more money, Trotter.
How many times are we
gonna go over this, mate?
We don't need more.
Well, if it was such a good
idea, why didn't you tell me?
Oh, mate, give it
a rest. You knew.
You knew how I got the cash
flow to start Bare Feet.
You knew
what goes on in Bali.
What did you think was
happening when Buddy showed up?
This is bullshit! Bullshit?!
I'll tell you what's
fuckin' bullshit.
YOU lecturing ME when
Bare Feet is MY company.
It is MY company, Trotter.
Do you understand?
It's stupid.
It's not sustainable, Snap.
Mate
I've sustained YOU
so far, haven't I?
Huh?
Trot?
What are you doing?
In Bali the water's warm, right?
Yeah, it looked amazing.
Right?
Same in Queensland
and New South Wales,
for a really good
part of the year.
But the shorts we
have are hopeless.
They're either too short,
so your balls hang out
and get rubbed red raw...
Thank you for that image.
Or they drag you down
or fall off completely.
So
We make shorts
especially for surfing.
High quality, good price point.
They're purpose-made,
but, really, we'd
be selling an idea
of... Bali, paradise,
of summers that never end.
Is this for Bare Feet?
No Snapper.
Thanks, Snap.
You're welcome, Winnie.
Here you go, mate.
Thanks, Snapper.
Pay day.
Ohh!
You want some colour
for hippy dole bludgers?
Exactly.
You got money for this bill?
I will do once we sell them.
Well, until then.
The length?
Looks good. Thank you.
Whoo! Yes!
I wanna
show you something.
What are you smiling
about?
Uh... It's how light gets
refracted through water.
Like, it splits.
So, that's you,
the wave, always moving.
And you're the sunshine.
Yeah.
Light wave.
I like it.
It's beautiful, Trace.
Tracy, this is
Jules. Jules, this is Tracy.
Hi, Jules.
Have you got my fabric?
Yeah, what other
idiot wants those colours?
OK. Yeah. Complicated work.
Exactly.
No, I have already gone
out on a limb for you.
Yes, yes, you know all the best
piece makers. We can't do these.
What do I get out of it?
Well, come to visit and we'll make
sure you meet every surfer we know.
Good start. Cash for the
girls would be better.
200 bucks.
You're joking.
OK, go on then.
OK.
If you can come up with 300
bucks, I'll find another 150.
From where?
I've got a piggybank.
You'd do that? Yeah.
But I want 10% of the profit.
Oh, you've got someone else
putting up 150 right now?
2%.
Of the whole business.
And I need it in writing.
Mm.
"This is to declare that Jules
Zemenik hereby from this day"
"owns 2% of the Light
wave Surf Company."
Mm.
Want my 150 back too.
Yeah, well, that won't
fit on there. Mm.
Tracy!
I'll ask my dad for the
money for the wedding, OK?
We keep it simple and use
the rest on the shorts.
Oh, he won't go for that.
He won't know.
And it'll make Winnie happy.
Trust me. Good luck.
Ooh! Oh, these are great.
OK, I'll just go get some
orange. Back in a second.
Yeah.
I got my call-up papers today.
Don't go.
Well, what if it's
the right thing to do?
It's just a bunch of straights
wanting to run the world their way.
Or it's protecting
the life we have.
This life
it's not just about surfing.
It's about saying no
to all the old shit.
And they hate us for it
because this is all we need.
It's not your war, Reg.
What if my dad's right?
"If you don't fight for
country, you don't deserve it"?
You don't really believe that?
He does.
You don't need to prove
yourself to anyone.
Especially not to me.
Hello!
Thank you for this.
That's OK.
I still don't see why we couldn't
have had a regular buck's party,
but, um...
You mean a night of
patriarchal bullshit
with strippers and
ritual humiliation?
Yes, yes, that would
be very cool. Mm.
Mm. I'm all about tradition.
Hey.
You remember the
day we met Trot?
Oh, no, no!
Black jeans... Ugh
ripple sole desert boots.
That's right. Yeah.
How could I forget?
Do you remember that board
he pulled out of his car?
You and Dani were NOT kind.
Not kind?! What are
you talking about?
He could barely stand
on the damn thing!
Well, he picked it up
pretty quick, though.
Yes, he did.
Stole you right from
under me, didn't he?
There was always something
else with you, Snap.
Surfing mostly, but don't
get me started on the rest.
Trot didn't steal me.
He just doesn't cheat on me.
We can't do this anymore. Yep.
OK?
Sure.
No way! What?!
Margaux!
Oh, my God! Hello!
Oh, my God!
Oh! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!
Oh, my God!
It is so good to see you.
So good to see YOU! What?!
How did you know? About what?
Trotter's wedding.
Trotter's getting married?
OK.
Can I get you a drink,
darl'? Yes, please.
Mwah! Mm! It shall be done.
Sharpie. SHARPIE: OK, sweetie!
Hey
is there anything I
should know... about Bali?
You've heard all the stories
hundreds of times before.
Chin-chin.
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Oh, my God!
You really have the
most beautiful dance moves.
I really mean it.
I mean, what did the
Vietnamese ever do to us?
He knows my thoughts.
Yeah, I'm not going.
OK!
OK. Well, then we
definitely need more beer.
Yeah.
Good man.
Yeah, I can't do it.
I'm gonna leave tonight.
Where are you going?
Well, best you don't know,
then my dad won't be able
to get it out of you.
You're doing the right thing.
Ahh!
So, hippy,
you mind if I, uh...
Go for it. Yeah.
Hey, man, I've gotta ask.
Look... why do you guys
all keep ragging on me
about not being in Bali?
Mate, it's... it's
because we like you.
Like, it just keeps
going on and on.
Oi! Sorry. Sorry.
Jesus. Sorry.
The thing is
I paid for the tickets
to get down here,
and... we don't have the money
to get back to the States.
Your folks are rich, right?
Why does everybody think that?
OK, yeah, they're...
they're pretty rich.
They're very rich.
But, I mean, I don't
wanna owe them.
Tough life.
Dude, I really like what
you guys are doing down here
starting a business
with your friends,
partying, surfing, making money.
If I could just have some of
this, I'd be pretty happy.
Oh, Newport, there is not as
much money in it as you think.
You and I could make money.
We could. Is that right?
Reggie. Dani, his dad.
Reg. Reg.
Reg! It's your dad,
get the fuck up!
You've gotta go.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Out! Go!
Um...
Reg was supposed to, uh...
report for duty yesterday.
Where is he? I haven't seen him.
Well, we both know that's...
that's bullshit, Dani.
Reg!
It's his life, Mr
Thompson. Jesus.
Do you people have any
idea what he is up against?
Getting killed in a stupid
war that nobody believes in?
He could go to prison for this!
It's better than him
coming home in a box!
Well, you tell him
when you see him
that, if he does run,
don't bother coming back.
Yeah, well, that's fine because
he's already got a family.
Jules. Shit, what's
she doing here?
Jules...
Oh, oh, oh.
Watch it. Hey!
What are you doing here, Jules?
Been looking for you
two all over town.
Just followed the music.
So, you're getting
hitched without me?
Yeah, we're just
keeping it small.
Well, you should've invited me
because I have the best
wedding present of anyone.
No. Jules.
Look, I'll stash
these out of the way.
Yes. Yes.
Oh, is that the thanks I get
for coming all the way out here?
Yeah, thank you, Jules.
You promised me surfers.
I did.
Um... Come and have a drink.
I might regret this.
You look nice, Trace. Thank you.
Dani warned me I should
never trust a surfer.
Surfing is always more
important than anything else.
That's what they say.
But not you.
Why are you here?
Well.
I think I came down here to
try and talk you out of it.
I do love Tracy.
I hope so.
You just married her. Yeah.
But you think I'm
doing the wrong thing.
What I think doesn't
matter anymore.
Uh... Ma...
Sorry.
Hey... Trace?
Hey, Trace?
Trace.
Trace, we were just talking.
Yeah. Trace?
Don't treat me like an idiot.
No, we're friends, Tracy.
I thought you met for
just one night. Hey...
Or was that a lie too? It was
a big night and we bonded.
Everyone did 'cause
we were high.
You know how
intense that can be.
Yeah, so I see.
Trace...
You came back from Bali and,
and asked me to marry you
practically straightaway.
I know.
And now I can... all I can think
is that something happened with
Margaux and you were feeling guilty.
Well, that's not true!
Tracy.
I never even wanted
to get married, Trot.
You were the one pushing
for it this whole time!
Yeah!
Come on.
We've made it this far.
Whatever it is you want to know,
you ask me now
and I promise I will
tell you the truth.
I promise.
Did you fuck that woman in Bali?
No.
Trace.
I'm in this, Trot.
As far as a person can be.
Hey, me too. Me too.
Tracy.
Get off! Shit!
Yeah, that's right, here we
go. I can feed you if you want.
No, no, no, I'm
not your horse. Get off!
Hey, Trotter, mate, come
on, let's do the speeches!
Get this party back
on track, Trot!
Yeah, yeah, alright, coming. Ow!
Good party,
Trot. Yeah, not bad, eh?
Shame Frank couldn't make
it. He'll come round.
It'll just take some time.
You know, why'd he give us the money
if he wasn't even gonna show up?
What money?
Mate!
Trotter, come on!
Come on! OK.
Let's go! Speeches! Oh,
jeez. Alright. Alright.
Alright, everybody!
A bit of shush!
Um...
Look, I'm not very
good at speeches,
so I promise I'll
keep this very quick.
That's a relief.
Shut up, Dani, please.
Now, not many of
you would know this,
but, when I first met Trotter,
I saved his life.
It's true.
He goes out into these waves
that were just
way beyond his skill level,
because that's who
he is, you know?
He's, um...
He's brave.
Fearless.
You're gutsy.
Aww!
I mean, look at this
woman, would you?
I mean, if that is
not the sign of a man
that doesn't know
his limitations,
I don't know what is!
Come on, am I crazy?
Go, Trace!
Oh, mate, um...
I don't know what else to say.
That's a first.
I love ya.
Aww!
Tracy, Trotter
may your lives be filled
with happiness, love
and a whole lotta risk.
Yeah! DANI: Yeah, right!
To Trace and Trot!
Trace and Trot!
Alright, your turn. I know.
Come on. Alright,
alright. Thank you, Snap.
Seriously... I am touched.
Ah... Genuinely.
And you're never
gonna hear this again,
so, thank you for
saving my life.
I owe
you. Everything.
And thank you all
for being here,
because it means
the world to us.
I can't believe it, Trace.
You're the love of my
life.
And you made me the happiest
man in the world today.
So, here's to you
for taking a risk on me.
And
speaking of risk.
I guess now is a good time
to talk about something that Tracy
and I have been working on together,
with our friend Jules here.
She's single, fellas. But fussy.
Oh, ballsy too.
Look, you all know we
don't have a lotta cash.
You can say that again.
Which is why we wanna share our new
venture here with you all today,
because, God knows, you mob are
more than just friends to us.
You're customers.
But, seriously, Tracy and I,
we're building a future now,
and we wanna share it with you.
My goodness,
what is this?
The company is
called Light wave,
and we're making board shorts.
Designed and made
especially for surfers
and inspired by
summers that never end.
Trust me, guys
they work.
I'll take a pair,
Trot. Hey! There's one.
Yeah, Trot. Yeah?
Who else wants one?
Oi, Dim, you want a pair?
Win, you can have two. You
can have two. Go hand one out.
Who else wants a pair? Yeah?
Uh... Excuse me.
Mate.
Mate!
Don't you dare. Don't
you dare 'mate' me!
So, is this the grand plan, eh?
You flog a rival business
at your own wedding?
That's classy, mate. It
wasn't planned, Snap.
Jesus Christ.
Look, I wasn't thinking of
you. Clearly you weren't.
What about loyalty, huh?
What about friendship?
Leave it, Snap!
He doesn't know, does he?
Know what?
I didn't know he
was gonna do that.
You told me that you needed
that money for your wedding,
which was a pretty ripe
thing to do to me, Tracy.
You owed us that money.
What?!
Trot's done everything for you,
and what's he ever
got in return?
Huh? Tracy?
We needed the money, Trot!
You know my dad
would've never said yes!
Hey, you know what?
You two deserve each other.
Guess you never
told her about Bali, huh?
Argh!
Just leave them. Wait.
Just wait. No! No!
Snap, no!
Trace!
Argh!
Let him go! Snap!
Hey, hey, hey! Snap! Snap! Stop!
You'll get your money back!
Come on.
What do you
think? What do you think?
It's gotta be a six. Yeah.
That's a nine, you numb-nut.
It's a surf comp, Trace. I don't
need your husband's permission.
You can't
own the beach, Snap.
Fuckin' leech.
Go on, mate, show them
who you really are.
We're trying to sell summer
in the middle of winter.
I worked my arse
off while you were away.
I was only away to fix
the mess you put us in.
You and Snap were headed
for a fall a long time ago,
Trace was just dumb enough to
get herself in the middle of it.
I surf better than you, old man.
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