Barney Miller (1975–1982): Season 8, Episode 21 - Landmark: Part 2 - full transcript

The interested buyer purchases the precinct building. Dietrich arrests the head of a crime school. Luger tries to bail out on his mail-order bride.

MORNING, HARRIS.

GOOD MORNING, WOJO.

MORNING, WOJ.

HOW YOU DOING, WOJ?

OKAY.

I SEE WE'RE ALL
STILL HERE ANYWAY.

SO FAR.

BARN, I CAN'T...

WHEN I COME TO
WORK IN THE MORNING,

I DON'T KNOW IF I'M COMING

TO A POLICE STATION
OR A DANCING STUDIO.



LIGHTEN UP, WILL YOU, WOJ?

WE GOT NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

ARTHUR MURRAY'S. ARTIE SPEAKING.

KATHERINE AIN'T HERE.

COME ON, WOJ.

IN THE LAST MONTH,

A HUNDRED PEOPLE HAVE BEEN
TRAIPSING THROUGH THIS PLACE,

AND NOBODY'S BOUGHT IT YET.

BUT THAT DOESN'T
MEAN SOMEONE WON'T.

NOT AT THEIR TERMS.

I MEAN, THEY'RE
ASKING FOR 30% DOWN

AND WOULDN'T CARRY
A SHRED OF PAPER?

I WAS GONNA LET YOU GUYS STAY.

BARNEY, THAT WAS DISPATCH.



SILENT ALARM JUST WENT
OFF... A DRUGSTORE ON 6th.

YOU AND WOJ.

- GOOD MORNING.
- GOOD MORNING.

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU, TOO.

HOW YOU DOING, CAPTAIN?

I DIDN'T THINK WE'D BE SEEING
YOU AGAIN, MR. NORRELL.

WELL, ME NEITHER.

ANYWAY, I JUST WANTED YOU
GUYS TO BE THE FIRST TO KNOW.

I BOUGHT THE BUILDING.

WELL, THAT'S TAPS FOR US.

DANCING-SCHOOL
HUMOR. I'M ON A ROLL.

I CHECKED WITH GENERAL SERVICES.

THEY CONFIRMED IT.

MR. NORRELL IS THE NEW
OWNER OF THE 12th PRECINCT.

JUST GREAT.

YEAH, THEY WERE GONNA CALL
YOU, BUT I TOLD THEM NOT TO.

OH?

WELL, I FELT BETTER YOU
SHOULD HEAR IT FROM ME

THAN FROM SOME STRANGERS.

HAVE WE MET?

NOT REALLY.

ANYWAYS, THE PLACE WILL BE IN
ESCROW FOR THE NEXT 30 DAYS,

SO YOU GUYS DON'T
HAVE TO PACK RIGHT NOW.

THAT WAS VERY
CONSIDERATE OF YOU.

SURE.

AND IN THE MEANTIME, I'LL BE
POPPING IN AND OUT NOW AND THEN,

BUT I'LL TRY TO KEEP
OUT OF YOUR HAIR.

I MEAN, AFTER ALL,
THIS IS A POLICE STATION.

DO YOU MIND IF I
USE MY BATHROOM?

- GO RIGHT AHEAD.
- THANKS.

ALL RIGHT, LADIES, YOU WANT
TO STEP IN HERE, PLEASE?

I SWEAR WE NEVER DONE
ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE.

THEY TOLD US THAT WE
COULD BE SILENT, SO SHUT UP!

ALL RIGHT, WHAT DO WE GOT HERE?

WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?

ESTELLE BOBUS, WILMA
KESTNER, MASTER CRIMINALS.

I CAN'T GO TO PRISON.

I GOT A SWEATER SOAKING.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

WE PICKED THEM UP AT
HADDAD'S DRUGSTORE.

THEY TRIED TO GIVE HIM
THIS STOLEN CREDIT CARD.

THEY WOULDN'T TAKE A BAD CHECK.

THE CLERK GOT SUSPICIOUS
WHEN ESTELLE HERE SAID,

"IT'S GOOD. I SWEAR TO GOD."

ALL RIGHT, WHERE'D
YOU GET THIS CARD?

PROFESSOR THORNDYKE.

ESTELLE!

WHY SHOULD WE PROTECT HIM?!

HE GOT US INTO THIS.

WHO'S PROFESSOR THORNDYKE?

OUR TEACHER... WE
TOOK A SEMINAR HE GIVES.

IT'S CALLED "RIP-OFFS...
THE SYSTEM AND YOU."

MAYBE YOU HEARD ABOUT IT?

NO, BUT WE'RE
CERTAINLY INTERESTED.

WHY DON'T YOU LADIES
HAVE A SEAT OVER HERE?

DOES THIS MEAN WE
CAN PLEA-BARGAIN?

WHY DON'T WE JUST
PROCESS YOU FIRST?

AND THEN WE'LL SEE TO IT
THAT YOU CAN ARRANGE BAIL.

SIR.

YES, LEVITT?

GO ON.

YES, IT'S TRUE. THE
BUILDING HAS BEEN SOLD.

AND IF EVERYTHING GOES
ACCORDING TO SCHEDULE,

WE WILL HAVE TO VACATE
THE PREMISES IN 30 DAYS.

SO IT'S TRUE?

YES, IT'S TRUE!

BUT, SIR, WHAT'S
TO BECOME OF US?

LEVITT, YOU KNOW THE
DEPARTMENT HAS INDICATED

THAT IF AND WHEN THE BUILDING IS
SOLD, WE WILL ALL BE RELOCATED.

WHERE?

THAT DECISION HAS
NOT BEEN MADE YET,

BUT I'M CERTAIN THAT
DECISION WILL BE FORTHCOMING.

WHEN?

LEVITT!

SIR, IT'S JUST THAT
THE MEN DOWNSTAIRS

ARE GETTING A BIT ANXIOUS.

LEVITT, THE POINT IS THERE
IS NO POINT IN DWELLING

ON WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN
OR WHAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

WHATEVER'S GONNA
HAPPEN IS GONNA HAPPEN.

MAY I QUOTE YOU ON THAT, SIR?

APPARENTLY FEAR HAS
LOOSENED MY TONGUE.

- APPARENTLY.
- APPARENTLY.

I'M LISTENING, BUT YOU
GOTTA KEEP MOVING.

THE THING IS, WE
NEVER WANTED TO STEAL.

WE COULDN'T MAKE ENDS
MEET ANY OTHER WAY,

EVEN PUT FOOD ON THE TABLE.

ALL I GET IS SOCIAL SECURITY

AND A LITTLE SOMETHING FROM
MY LATE HUSBAND'S PENSION.

HE WAS KILLED IN A
BADMINTON ACCIDENT.

I'M SORRY.

LADIES, PLEASE BE QUIET.

NOW, JUST RELAX!

STEP IN THE CAGE.

OH, GOD.

MM-HMM.

I FINISHED PROCESSING
THE SISTERS.

FINE.

ACCORDING TO ESTELLE... ESTELLE?

SHE SAYS THAT THIS THORNDYKE
GUY IS RUNNING A LITTLE UNIVERSITY

OUT OF THE BACK OF
SOME BAR OVER ON 6TH.

SO, ANYWAY, DIETRICH'S GONE
TO GET A SEARCH WARRANT,

AND I GUESS I'LL JUST
MEET HIM OVER THERE.

FINE.

YOU GONNA BE HERE?

FOR THE TIME BEING.

HAVING A STROKE, INSPECTOR?

NO.

IT'S JUST SO HAPPENS TO
BE FILIPINO TAGALOG TALK.

AH.

WHAT I SAID WAS, "GOOD
MORNING, YOU ALL."

YEAH, I KIND OF PICKED IT
UP FROM TAGGING AROUND

WITH THAT LITTLE FILLY
OF MINE FROM MANILY.

AH, INSPECTOR.

HEY, BARNEY.

I TAKE IT YOU HEARD
ABOUT THE BUILDING.

HUH? OH, YEAH.

YEAH, BARN.

BUT THEN IT OCCURRED TO ME

THAT I HADN'T BEEN AROUND FOR
A WHILE, SO I THOUGHT I'D STOP BY

AND INVITE MY FAVORITE
DEPUTY INSPECTOR TO LUNCH.

LOOK, THEY HAVEN'T MADE THE
PROMOTION ANNOUNCEMENTS YET.

YEAH, THAT MAY WELL BE, BARNEY,

BUT IT APPEARS TO ME
THAT ALL THE COMPETITION

IS DWINDLING DOWN
TO A PRECIOUS FEW.

INSPECTOR, I... HELLO,
SERGEANT HARRIS.

AH, PERLITA, WHAT A
PLEASANT SURPRISE.

HAS THE INSPECTOR BEEN
HIDING YOU SOMEPLACE?

NOT ALL THE TIME.

WELL, LOOK WHO'S HERE.

HMM?

AH.

WELL, WHAT BRINGS YOU
TO THESE GATES, PERLY?

YOU PROMISED ME YOU
WERE GONNA MEET ME

AT THE WOOLWORTH'S
FOR LUNCH, FRANK.

WAS THAT TODAY?

I THOUGHT YOU'D BE SHOPPING.

I CALLED YOUR OFFICE.

OH, DID YOU?

THEY TOLD ME YOU WERE HERE.

DID THEY?

CAN WE GO NOW?

NO.

I'M AFRAID I'VE MADE A LUNCHEON
ENGAGEMENT WITH CAPTAIN MILLER.

UH, I-I'LL TAKE A RAIN CHECK.

DON'T BE SILLY, BARNEY.
PERLITA UNDERSTANDS.

DON'T YOU, PINEAPPLE?

YEAH.

NOT REALLY.

I MEAN, IT'S IMPORTANT
THAT WE TALK, FRANK.

LOOK, IF YOU TWO WANT
PRIVACY, WHY DON'T YOU, UH...

NO, NOT NOW, BARNEY.

NO, COME ON, GRAB
YOUR COAT, GET YOUR HAT.

WE'LL ANKLE DOWN
TO CHOCK FULL O' NUTS,

JUST THE TWO OF US.

I REALLY THINK WE
SHOULD TALK, FRANK...

NOW!

DON'T SPEAK TO ME IN THAT
TONE OF VOICE, SWEET LEILANI.

WE AIN'T MARRIED YET, YOU KNOW.

PERHAPS THAT WOULD
BE FOR THE BEST.

PERHAPS IT WOULD.

WELL, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT.

WELL, MAYBE I DO.

THAT'S FINE WITH ME!

THAT'S FINE WITH ME, TOO!

YOU WANT TO TAKE THAT ATTITUDE,

WHY DON'T YOU OOZE
ON BACK TO LUZON?

I'LL MAIL-ORDER OUT
FOR ANOTHER ONE OF YA.

SHEESH.

COME ON, BARNEY.

I THINK I'LL PASS, INSPECTOR.

WHAT? FINE. FINE,
I'LL EAT ALONE.

I'M USED TO IT.

I LIKE IT.

WELL, THIS DAY IS
SHAPING UP NICELY.

Wojo: STEP INSIDE HERE. COME ON.

OKAY, OKAY! I HOPE YOU REALIZE

YOU DISRUPTED A VERY
IMPORTANT LECTURE.

I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT.

WHAT DO WE GOT HERE?

THIS IS VINCENT THORNDYKE.

HOW DO YOU DO?

WE PICKED HIM UP AT THE...

THE CONNELL INSTITUTE OF
MERCANTILE MANAGEMENT.

I AM THE DEAN.

REALLY?

WHEN WE GOT THERE,
HE WAS TEACHING A CLASS.

HE MUST HAVE HAD
50 PEOPLE THERE.

TODAY WAS MIDTERMS.

WE CALLED AN EARLY RECESS.

DIETRICH STAYED TO LOOK AROUND,

BUT WE FOUND THIS
ON A BULLETIN BOARD.

IT'S THE CURRICULUM
FOR THE SPRING SEMESTER.

THIS IS A FLAGRANT VIOLATION
OF ACADEMIC FREEDOM, YOU KNOW.

"FALSE I.D.s... THEORY
AND APPLICATION."

"CHECK KITING... DOES IT WORK?"

"ROBERT VESCO... MAN OR MYTH?"

THAT'S AN ELECTIVE.

I SEE.

LOOK, THE POINT IS THAT
EVERYTHING I'M DOING HERE

IS LEGAL AND ABOVEBOARD

AND DESIGNED TO ENLIGHTEN
AND EDUCATE RESTAURANTEURS,

MERCHANTS, AND EVERYBODY
ELSE WHO'S HAD IT UP TO HERE

WITH GETTING RIPPED OFF.

THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU TOLD
US, PROFESSOR THORNDYKE!

NO!

WHO ARE THESE BROADS?

TWO OF YOUR RECENT GRADUATES.

PICKED THEM UP FOR TRYING
TO PASS A PHONY CREDIT CARD,

WHICH THEY SAY
THEY GOT FROM YOU.

HEY, LOOK, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT.

ANYWAY, IT'S MY
WORD AGAINST THEIRS.

SO UNLESS YOU GUYS GOT
SOMETHING TO CHARGE ME WITH,

I'M GONNA BE HEADING
BACK TO THE INSTITUTE,

'CAUSE I GOT ESSAYS TO GRADE.

YOU WANT TO HAVE
A SEAT, PROFESSOR?

THANK YOU.

- HEY.
- I'M BACK.

HEY, THAT'S MY PROPERTY!

NO KIDDING.

WHAT HAVE YOU GOT THERE?

FOUND THIS STUFF IN
DIZZY DEAN'S OFFICE.

ASSORTED CREDIT CARDS...

BLANK BIRTH CERTIFICATES...

DRIVER'S LICENSE,
CAR REGISTRATION...

AND HALL PASSES.

I GOT A NEPHEW.

ALL RIGHT, WOJO.
TAKE HIS STATEMENT.

HEY, COME ON. I'M NOT
DOING ANYTHING WRONG HERE!

I'M HELPING PEOPLE.

BY TEACHING THEM TO STEAL?

BY TEACHING THEM TO SURVIVE.

I MEAN, WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO?

I MEAN, PEOPLE CAN'T EVEN GET A
JOB THESE DAYS LET ALONE CREDIT.

YOU WANT THEM TO STARVE?

OR WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE
THEM GOING OUT ON THE STREET,

CLUBBING EACH OTHER OVER
THE HEAD FOR A LOAF OF BREAD

OR A COUPLE OF STINKIN' BUCKS?

I MEAN, I'M EDUCATING
PEOPLE HERE, PAL,

GETTING THEM TO USE THEIR
BRAINS, NOT THEIR FISTS.

A MIND IS A TERRIBLE
THING TO WASTE.

BOOK HIM.

SURE.

WE'RE SORRY ABOUT
THIS, PROFESSOR.

HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.

BOBUS AND KESTNER, RIGHT?

RIGHT.

YOU KNOW THE CHECK THE TWO
OF YOU GAVE ME FOR TUITION?

IT BOUNCED.

WE THOUGHT YOU'D BE PLEASED.

WOJO TOOK PROFESSOR VINNY
DOWN FOR PICTURES AND PRINTS.

OKAY.

SO WHAT ARE WE GONNA
DO WITH LUCY AND ETHEL?

I'LL DRAW UP THE DESK
APPEARANCE TICKET.

WHAT A GUY.

ALL RIGHT, LADIES.

WE'RE GONNA GIVE YOU A
DESK APPEARANCE TICKET

AND RELEASE YOU ON
YOUR OWN RECOGNIZANCE.

UH, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

THAT MEANS WE TRUST YOU,

AND WE THINK WE CAN
COUNT ON YOUR COOPERATION.

FOR WHAT?

FOR YOUR TESTIMONY

WHEN PROFESSOR
THORNDYKE COMES TO TRIAL

AND FOR YOUR PROMISE NOT TO
PULL A FOOL STUNT LIKE THAT AGAIN.

OH, DON'T WORRY. W-WE
LEARNED OUR LESSON.

OH, CRIME DOESN'T PAY.

HERE YOU GO, LADIES.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH, CAPTAIN.

YOU'RE A VERY CONSIDERATE
AND ATTRACTIVE PERSON.

WELL, WHY DON'T WE
HAVE DINNER SOME NIGHT?

ESTELLE.

- DID YOU HEAR?
- I HEARD.

HE ASKED ME FOR DINNER.
DO YOU THINK HE MEANT IT?

I DON'T KNOW IF HE
MEANT IT OR NOT.

I'M LEAVING NOW.

I UNDERSTAND.

AND IN CASE I DON'T
SEE YOU AGAIN,

I'D LIKE TO THANK YOU
FOR ALL YOUR KINDNESS...

CONSIDERATION...
AND THE NICE LETTER.

DON'T MENTION IT.

BARNEY, YOU MISSED A
SWELL LUNCH, BARNEY.

TH... MISS AVILAR.

I WAS JUST LEAVING.

OH, YEAH?

- GOODBYE, FRANK.
- HMM?

NO, NO, WAIT A
MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE.

I JUST GOT BACK HERE.

NOW, WHERE... W-WHERE
ARE YOU GOING?

WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?

YOU JUST CAN'T GO OUT
ROAMING AROUND THE STREETS,

NOT IN THIS CITY.

I HAVE NOTHING MORE
TO SAY TO YOU, FRANK.

OH, WELL, MAY... MAYBE I'VE
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY TO YOU.

WHAT IS THAT?

WELL, I DON'T KNOW.

GIVE ME A SECOND TO
THINK ABOUT IT, WILL YA?

HUH?

YOU WANT TO, UH...
THANKS, BARNEY.

AFTER YOU, MISS AVILAR.

HOLD MY CALLS, BARNEY.

I'LL BET YOU 10 BUCKS SHE'S
ON A PLANE TO MANILA TONIGHT.

20 SAYS HE DOESN'T
GET ANY CALLS.

WELL, WHAT I'M SAYING IS, UH,

YOU KNOW, SINCE YOUR
ARRIVAL IN OUR FAIR CITY,

I THINK WE ENJOYED A LOT OF
PLEASANT MOMENTS TOGETHER.

I THINK SO, TOO.

DO YOU?

WELL, THAT'S VERY...

NO. NO, IT JUST
WOULDN'T WORK, PERLITA.

OH?

NO, NO.

I MEAN, WE CAN'T JUST IGNORE
THE VAST DIFFERENCES IN OUR AGES.

I MEAN, I'LL BE
PUSHING SIX... TY.

AND, WHAT, YOU'RE
34 YEARS OLD? HUH?

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT
MEANS, DON'T YOU?

YOU'RE OLDER?

EXACTLY.

WELL, AND WHAT ABOUT
LIVING ACCOMMODATIONS?

WE GOT MARRIED, YOU'D PROBABLY
WANT TO MOVE RIGHT IN WITH ME.

HUH? YOU'VE SEEN MY APARTMENT...
LOUSY LITTLE STINKIN' ONE-ROOM,

PROBABLY AIN'T HALF AS
BIG AS THAT BAMBOO HUT

YOU'RE USED TO
RUNNING AROUND IN.

THAT'S TRUE.

SURE.

SURE. AND THEN, OH, YOU
GOT YOUR FUNNY FILIPINO WAYS.

AND ME... WELL, I GOT
MY IDIOSYNCRASIES, TOO,

THAT I DON'T COMPLETELY
UNDERSTAND MYSELF.

AND THEN YOU'RE...

YOU'RE YOUNG,
ATTRACTIVE, AND VITAL.

IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, FRANK?

I'M SAYING I WANT TO MARRY YOU!

HUH? WHAT DO YOU
THINK I'M SAYING?!

I'M SAYING THAT
I... I'D BE HONORED

IF YOU'D ACCEPT MY
HAND IN HOLY MATRIMONY.

THAT WOULD BE FINE, FRANK.

WOULD IT?

THAT'S IT, HUH?

THAT WAS EASY.

OF COURSE, THERE'S NO
QUESTION, THE STAIRS HAVE TO GO.

I THOUGHT MAYBE IN, UH...

RIGHT.

WHAT CAN I DO FOR
YOU, MR. NORRELL?

I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET
JOSEPH SAXON, MY ARCHITECT.

OH, MY GOD.

MR. SAXON.

I THOUGHT I'D BRING HIM AROUND,
SHOW HIM WHAT WE'RE UP AGAINST.

WELL, SHE TALKED ME INTO IT.

PERLITA.

WE'RE ENGAGED.

INSPECTOR, THAT'S WONDERFUL.

THANK YOU.

Harris: CONGRATULATIONS,
INSPECTOR.

CONGRATULATIONS,
INSPECTOR, PERLITA.

THANK YOU.

NO SENSE WASTING ANY
MORE TIME AROUND HERE.

WE MIGHT AS WELL GO
OUT, GET OUR BLOOD TESTED,

RESERVE US ONE OF THEM
LOVE TUBS OUT IN THE POCONOS.

OH, THAT'S GOOD.

YEAH, THAT'S FINE.

I'LL SEE ALL GUYS WHEN I GET
BACK FROM MY HONEYMOON, HUH?

IF I GET BACK.

LET'S GO, FRANK.

YES, YES, ALL RIGHT.

GUESS I'LL BE
HEARING A LOT OF THAT.

Dietrich: TAKE IT EASY.

SEE YOU LATER, INSPECTOR.
HAVE A GOOD TIME.

I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

I DON'T EVEN WANT
TO THINK ABOUT IT.

EXCUSE ME...

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE ACTUAL
SQUARE FOOTAGE OF THIS ROOM IS?

WHAT THE HELL YOU ASKING ME FOR?

WELL, YOU WORK HERE, DON'T YOU?

THAT SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY?

- JACK.
- UH, WOJO...

DON'T YOU HAVE,
UH, THINGS TO DO?

YEAH, BUT... BUT WHY
THE HELL BOTHER?

WOJO...

BARN, THESE GUYS
COME BREEZING IN HERE,

ACTING LIKE THEY OWN
THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD,

LIKE WE'RE THE ONES
GETTING IN THE WAY.

I MEAN, WE MIGHT AS WELL JUST
CHUCK THE WHOLE THING RIGHT NOW,

JUST GO SIT IN THE STREET!

MY OFFICE.

WHAT'S THAT GONNA ACCOMPLISH?

BARN... HE'S GOT A POINT.

I GOT DIBS ON THE CURB.

COME ON! IT'S JUST A BUILDING!

AND A DAMN LOUSY ONE, AT THAT!

I MEAN, WE SWEAT LIKE
PIGS IN THE SUMMERTIME,

FREEZE OUR TAILS
OFF IN THE WINTER!

UH, GOT A BATHROOM
THAT'S AN EMBARRASSMENT!

THE ROOF LEAKS!

YOU REALLY WANT MY OPINION?

WE SHOULD'VE BEEN
OUT OF HERE YEARS AGO!

ROOF, HUH?

ALL RIGHT, IT'S BEEN HOME.

WE'VE DONE SOME
DAMN FINE WORK HERE.

THEY CAN'T TAKE
THAT AWAY FROM US.

WHAT WOULD BE SO TERRIBLE IF WE
MOVED TO SOME NICER QUARTERS?

SOMEPLACE WITH, UH, WITH
ELECTRIC TYPEWRITERS.

WITH A BATHROOM
THAT'S A BATHROOM.

AND A WINDOW THAT ACTUALLY
LOOKS OUT ON SOMETHING.

WHAT WOULD BE SO TERRIBLE?

THE POINT IS...

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE
WHERE WE WORK,

AS LONG AS WE'RE
WORKING TOGETHER?

I HEAR THEY GOT A MR. COFFEE
OVER AT MANHATTAN SOUTH.

WELL, THERE YOU GO.

WHY DON'T YOU
GRAB YOURSELF A CUP

WHEN YOU DROP OFF THE PROFESSOR?

YOU CAN HEAD ON HOME FROM THERE.

THANKS, BARNEY.

YOU GUYS, TOO. IT'S
ALMOST CHECKOUT TIME.

GO AHEAD ON HOME.

THANK YOU, BARNEY.

I FEEL BETTER.

LISTEN, CAPTAIN, I THINK
WE'LL BE HEADING OUT, TOO.

WE'RE GONNA TAKE
A LOOK AT THAT ROOF.

HEY, UM... NICE SPEECH.

THANK YOU.

LET'S GO.

HE'S RIGHT. THIS PLACE
IS IN A LOT OF TROUBLE.

NO, IF IT'S A MATTER
OF A DEED OR...

LEAVE IT ALONE.

UH, BARN, ARTHUR AND I
ARE GONNA STOP FOR A BITE.

YOU WANT TO JOIN US?

NO, I, UH...

I GOT SOME
PAPERWORK TO FINISH UP.

BETTER HURRY.

GOOD NIGHT.

SEE YA, BARN.

GOOD NIGHT, BARNEY.

- SIR?
- HMM?

I PACKED THE FILES,

LABELED EACH CARTON
BY CRIME AND CATEGORY.

THEY'RE READY TO BE SHIPPED OUT.

- EXCELLENT.
- WHERE?

LEVITT, THE DEPARTMENT HAS
NOT YET MADE THAT DETERMINATION.

ACCORDING TO MY CALENDAR,

WE HAVE TO VACATE THE
PREMISES BY 6 PM TONIGHT.

THEY PROMISED THEY WOULD
LET US KNOW WHERE WE'RE GOING

BEFORE WE LEAVE.

SHALL I HOLD MY BREATH, SIR?

- FILE THIS.
- YES, SIR.