Barney Miller (1975–1982): Season 8, Episode 1 - Paternity - full transcript

Wojo is proved innocent in a paternity suit, but at a price. An angry patron vandalizes a theater. A beauty queen is robbed.

OKAY, UH, MISS McWILLIAMS.

YOU THINK YOU CAN DESCRIBE
THE MAN WHO TOOK YOUR PURSE?

IN MY OWN WORDS?

UH... THAT'D BE FINE.

WELL... I SAW A
SADNESS IN HIS EYES.

OKAY.

AND I THINK THAT...

THAT THERE WILL
ALWAYS BE THAT SADNESS

UNTIL WE, SOCIETY,
CAN LEARN TO...

TO REHABILITATE OUR
HARDENED CRIMINALS,

IMBUING UPON THEM A
SENSE OF... OF DIGNITY AND...



AND PURPOSE

SO THAT THEY, TOO, MAY TAKE
THEIR RIGHTFUL PLACE HERE,

IN THIS, OUR GREAT
LAND OF OPPORTUNITY.

THANK YOU.

YOU'RE IN TOWN FOR A
BEAUTY CONTEST, AREN'T YOU?

WELL, HOW DID YOU EVER KNOW?

OH, JUST A WILD GUESS.

IT'S THE MISS NEW YORK STATE
THROUGHWAY COMPETITION.

I WAS FOURTH RUNNER-UP.

DROPPED YOUR BATON, HUH?

LOOK, I'M SORRY.

I REALLY... I DIDN'T KNOW.

GOOD... MORNING.

- HI, BARN.
- GOOD MORNING.



ANYTHING GOING ON?

GOT A WORK STOPPAGE IN POLAND.

SEEMS TO BE CATCHING.

ACTUALLY, I'M NOT
ENTIRELY CONVINCED

THAT THE SOLIDARITY MOVEMENT'S
ACCOMPLISHING ANYTHING,

OUTSIDE OF PLAYING RIGHT
INTO THE HANDS OF THE RUSSIANS.

OH, COME ON.

I MEAN, I CAN'T SEE

WHERE THE FACTS
JUSTIFY THAT CONCLUSION.

OH, REALLY?

NOW, THEY HAVE GAINED

QUITE A FEW CONCESSIONS
FROM THE GOVERNMENT.

WHAT CONCESSIONS?

WELL, I MEAN, THE EXISTENCE
OF THE UNION ITSELF...

NOT TO MENTION GREATER
FREEDOM OF SPEECH, ASSEMBLY,

ACCESS TO THE MEDIA, RELIGION.

THEY GONNA EAT THAT STUFF?

THE POLISH ECONOMY'S
IN A STATE OF COLLAPSE.

THAT'S ALL VERY TRUE...

THE POINT IS, IF THEY CONTINUE
TO AGGRAVATE THE SITUATION

WITH STRIKES AND SLOWDOWN,

THEY'RE PROBABLY GONNA
HAVE BREAD RIOTS IN THE STREETS.

AND THE RUSSIANS WILL
BE MORE THAN HAPPY

TO ROLL IN THE TANKS
TO RESTORE ORDER,

JUST LIKE THEY DID IN
CZECHOSLOVAKIA AND HUNGARY.

I GOT HIT WITH A PATERNITY SUIT.

WHAT?!

HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE
SUFFERED ENOUGH?

WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?

LAST NIGHT.

I WAS SITTING IN MY
APARTMENT ALONE,

WATCHING THE RANGERS GAME,

AND SOME GUY KNOCKS ON THE DOOR

AND TELLS ME MY PIZZA'S HERE.

PROCESSOR.

AND HE HANDS ME THAT AND
SAYS, "HERE YOU GO, POPS...

ONE SUMMONS WITH
EVERYTHING ON IT,"

AND TAKES OFF.

"MAUREEN ELIZABETH
BALLENTINE, BEING DULY SWORN,

DEPOSES AND SAYS,"

ET CETERA, ET
CETERA, ET CETERA...

YEAH, "ON OR ABOUT THE
28th DAY OF JANUARY 1981,

"I HAD SEXUAL INTERCOURSE

WITH STANLEY TADEUSZ
WOJCIEHOWICZ."

SEE, I NEVER TELL
ANYBODY MY MIDDLE NAME.

UH, THE...

"ON THE 21st DAY
OF OCTOBER 1981,

"I GAVE BIRTH TO A MALE CHILD...

CHRISTOPHER WINSTON
WOJCIEHOWICZ."

UH, ET CETERA, ET CETERA...

"PLAINTIFF REQUESTS
THAT THE COURT DECLARE

"STANLEY TADEUSZ WOJCIEHOWICZ
FATHER OF SAID CHILD,

AWARD TO THE PLAINTIFF
PAYMENT, SUPPORT,"

ET CETERA, ET CETERA.

SO... YOU GOT ANY
IDEA WHO SHE IS?

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YEAH, I... LOOK, I REALIZE THAT IT'S
SHORT NOTICE, BUT MY LAWYER SAYS

THAT I GOT TO...

YEAH, IT'S A
PATERNITY SUIT. RIGHT.

GREAT. THANKS A
LOT. I'LL BE THERE.

OH, HI, BARN.

UH... I HAD TO CALL
THE UROLOGIST,

AND IT'S KIND OF
PERSONAL, YOU KNOW, SO...

I FIGURED YOU WOULDN'T MIND.

NO, NO. IT'S OKAY.

I GOT AN APPOINTMENT IN AN HOUR.

IS THAT GONNA BE OKAY?

YEAH, YEAH, OKAY.

ALSO, I, UH... I
REMEMBERED WHO SHE IS.

OH?

I MET HER IN A BEAUTY PARLOR.

WELL, UH, IT WAS
SNOWING REAL HARD,

AND I JUST WENT
INSIDE TO GET WARM,

AND, UH, I SAW MAUREEN...

GIVING SOME OLD LADY
A MANICURE, YOU KNOW?

SO... NEXT THING I
KNOW, SHE'S GOT A KID.

I SEE.

COME ON, BARN, I KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE THINKING...

MR. MACHO, RIGHT?

- HEY, LOOK, I...
- HUH?

SWAGGERS AROUND, HOPPING IN BED

WITH ANYTHING THAT'S
STILL GOT A PULSE.

OF COURSE, THE MINUTE
I MIGHT HAVE TO ACCEPT

SOME RESPONSIBILITY
FOR MY ACTIONS

AND GIVE A KID A FATHER,

I RUN AND HIDE BEHIND
SOME SLEAZEBALL ATTORNEY,

BEGGING HIM TO GET
ME OFF THE HOOK.

CAN I HAVE MY DESK BACK?!

FINE.

I DIDN'T COME IN
HERE FOR A LECTURE.

MOVIES ABOUT VIOLENCE!
MOVIES ABOUT SEX!

LOOK, MR. FRANE,
THIS IS NOT THE MOVIES.

WE'RE IN THE REAL WORLD NOW.

DON'T YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND?!

THEY ARE CORRUPTING
THE HUMAN SOUL!

THEY ARE POISONING OUR SPIRIT,

MAKING US REEK
OF BLOOD AND SINEW

LIKE SOME FLESH-EATING
NEANDERTHAL!

- MILK DUD?
- NO!

UH... NO!

ALL RIGHT. EMPTY YOUR POCKETS.

ALL RIGHT, WHAT DO WE GOT HERE?

BARNEY, THAT'S ARTHUR FRANE.

WE PICKED HIM UP IN THE
PROJECTION BOOTH AT THE TIVOLI.

NOW, THE PROJECTION
BOOTH WASN'T LOCKED.

WHEN WE GOT THERE,

MR. FRANE HAD ALREADY
LAID OUT THE PROJECTIONIST.

HE WAS RIPPING THE FILM
INTO PIECES OF CONFETTI,

TOSSING THEM TO THE AUDIENCE.

APPARENTLY, MR. FRANE
TOOK EXCEPTION

TO SOME OF THE EXPLICIT
MUTILATIONS AND GORE

THAT WERE BEING PORTRAYED
IN THE FILM IN QUESTION.

"ARBOR DAY." THE NAME OF
THE FILM WAS "ARBOR DAY."

AND IT STARTS OFF REAL NICE...

A BUNCH OF CUTE CUB
SCOUTS CAMPING IN THE WOODS,

AND THEY'RE SINGING THEIR
SONGS, AND THEY'RE PLANTING TREES.

THEN BEFORE YOU KNOW IT,

SOMEBODY STARTS
KILLING THEM OFF.

ONE KID TAKES A SAPLING
RIGHT THROUGH THE BRAIN.

ANOTHER KID GETS SPLIT
DOWN THE MIDDLE LIKE A LOG

SO THAT SOME MANIAC
CAN COME ALONG

AND GRIND HIM UP INTO MULCH
AND USE HIM AS FERTILIZER.

PARK RANGER, RIGHT?

THEY TRUSTED THAT MAN.

MR. FRANE, YOU WANT TO
HAVE A SEAT OVER THERE?

SERGEANT DIETRICH WILL...

AND THE... THE AUDIENCE...

THE AUDIENCE CHANGED
DURING THE MOVIE.

THEY... THEY WERE SITTING THERE,

AND THEY GOT WILD-EYED,

AND THEY WERE SITTING
ON THE EDGE OF THEIR SEATS,

AND THEY WERE...
SCRATCHING THE ARMRESTS,

AND... AND THEY WERE BEHAVING

AS A PACK OF JACKALS
IN A SLAUGHTERHOUSE!

JUST HAVE A SEAT RIGHT
OVER THERE, MR. FRANE.

IF THAT WIDE-SCREEN HORROR
AND CARNAGE ISN'T STOPPED,

THEN SOMEBODY IS REALLY GONNA
SNAP AND DO SOMETHING CRAZY.

LIKE YOU.

SEE?

DOWN IN FRONT, MR. FRANE.

MAIL CALL.

HERE YOU GO, SERGEANT HARRIS.

PUBLISHERS CLEARING
HOUSE SWEEPSTAKES TIME.

OH, GOODY.

SERGEANT DIETRICH. THANKS, CARL.

SIR...

- GOT YOUR MANPOWER
REPORTS...
- OH?

- INTERDEPARTMENTAL
COMMUNIQUéS...
- THANK YOU.

AND, OF COURSE, YOUR MAIL.

THANK YOU, LEVITT.

MY PLEASURE, SIR.

UH, SIR, IS IT TRUE

THAT SERGEANT WOJCIEHOWICZ
IS GONNA BE A FATHER?

APPARENTLY.

I DIDN'T KNOW HE'D
EVER BEEN MARRIED.

HE HASN'T.

THEN WHAT HAPPENED?

AN UNFORTUNATE ACCIDENT.

OHH. I SEE WHAT HAPPENED.

LEVITT, LET IT REST, HUH?

RIGHT, SIR.

I... SUPPOSE, THEN, A GIFT
WOULDN'T BE IN ORDER.

- RIGHT.
- RIGHT.

WHAT A SHAME.

I WAS PASSING BY
THIS LITTLE TOY STORE,

AND I... PICKED UP
THIS LITTLE RATTLE.

Harris: HEY, WOJ.

HOW YOU DOING, HARRIS?

Dietrich: HEY, WOJ.

DIETRICH.

Barney: WOJO.

WHAT THE HELL'S THAT FOR?

OH, THAT'S, UH...
WELL... WHAT HAPPENED?

IT'S NOT MY KID.

CONGRATULATIONS.

I'M STERILE.

STERILE?! YOU?!

YEAH, ME.

BUT... YOU'RE SO BIG.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

THAT'S GOT NOTHING
TO DO WITH IT!

FORGET IT!

LUCKY I KEPT THE RECEIPT.

COFFEE'S FRESH.

SURE, CHANGE THE SUBJECT.

SO, WHAT'D THEY SAY?

WELL, UH...

YOU KNOW, THEY GAVE
ME ALL THEIR TESTS,

AND THEN THE NEXT THING I KNOW,

THE DOCTOR'S SAYING,
"SORRY ABOUT THIS, PAL,

BUT YOUR
SPERMATOZOANS ARE DEAD."

SEE, THEY'RE, UH... THEY'RE
SUPPOSE TO WIGGLE,

AND, UH, MINE JUST
SORT OF LAY THERE

LIKE A BUNCH OF STRING.

WOJ, MAN, LOOK, MAYBE...

MAYBE THE CONDITION'S
JUST TEMPORARY.

YEAH.

NO, THE DOCTOR SAID
IT WAS IRREVERSIBLE.

I'M A DAMN EUNUCH.

NOT REALLY.

I KNOW WHAT I FEEL!

WELL, LOOK, MAYBE YOU SHOULD
AT LEAST GET A SECOND OPINION.

MAYBE I SHOULD GET A
JOB GUARDING A HAREM.

THERE'S PLENTY OF OPENINGS.

WHY DON'T WE GET THAT?

WOJ, LOOK...

I KNOW THIS WHOLE DAY HAS
BEEN HELL OF AN ORDEAL FOR YOU,

AND BELIEVE ME, I SYMPATHIZE,

BUT I JUST DON'T WANT YOU...

AGONIZING OVER SOMETHING

THAT IS SIMPLY NOT TRUE.

LIKE WHAT?

LIKE THE IDEA THAT
SIMPLY BECAUSE ONE IS A...

A... ONE IS STERILE,

IT NATURALLY FOLLOWS
THAT ONE IS IMPOTENT.

- IT'S POSSIBLE.
- WELL, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE,

BUT JUST DON'T JUMP
TO CONCLUSIONS.

I PROBABLY CAN'T.

- CAPTAIN?
- YEAH.

ALARM JUST WENT OFF,
WAREHOUSE ON GREENE.

ALL RIGHT, YOU AND WOJO.

SURE. WHY NOT?

DIETRICH.

TALK TO HIM, WILL YOU?

YEAH.

OKAY, I'LL DRIVE.

YOU LAY DOWN IN THE BACK.

YEAH, CAN I HELP YOU?

YES, I'M VICTOR LUPTON.

I OWN THE TIVOLI THEATRE.

OH, RIGHT.

YES, I'M HERE TO PRESS
CHARGES AGAINST, UH, MR...

FRANE.

- FRANE?
- FRANE.

- HIM?
- HIM.

YOU!

WHAT, ARE YOU
SOME KIND OF MANIAC?

WHAT?

YOU DON'T RECOGNIZE ME?

I'M THE GUY WHO
SOLD YOU YOUR TICKET,

WHO PUT THAT EXTRA
BUTTERY-FLAVORED OIL

ON YOUR POPCORN... NO CHARGE...

GOT YOU THAT NICE
SEAT ON THE AISLE,

AWAY FROM THE FAMILY
WITH THE TURBANS.

SO?

SO? WHAT DO I GET
FOR MY CONSIDERATION?

AN UNCONSCIOUS
PROJECTIONIST, A RUINED PRINT,

200 ANIMALS STAMPEDING
THROUGH MY LOBBY,

SCREAMING FOR THEIR MONEY BACK!

YOUR MOVIE WAS PANDERING

TO THE DANKEST RECESSES
OF THE HUMAN MIND.

IT WAS ALMOST OVER!

MR. LUPTON, WOULD YOU JUST
TAKE A SEAT DOWN HERE, PLEASE?

I NEED TO GET A LITTLE
INFORMATION FROM YOU.

Wojo: INSIDE, BANNING.
HEY, COME ON.

GIVE ME A CHANCE TO
CATCH MY BREATH, WILL YOU?

GET INSIDE!

THANKS.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

THIS IS JOSEPH BANNING.

HE WAS TRYING TO RIP OFF A
BUNCH OF CASSETTE PLAYERS...

YOU KNOW, LIKE THE JOGGERS WEAR.

HE'S HIDING BEHIND A BUNCH
OF CRATES, WAVING THIS BABY.

SAYS IF WE DON'T GET OUT,
HE'S GONNA BLOW US AWAY.

AN IDLE THREAT.

I DO THAT.

I'M ABOUT TO CALL
FOR SOME BACKUP,

WHEN THE WOJO EXPRESS
COMES WHIZZING BY.

YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THIS GUY.

HE GRABS ONE OF THOSE
TRASH-DUMPSTER THINGS

LIKE IT WAS NOTHING

AND HE COMES BARRELING
AT ME LIKE A TANK!

AND BEFORE I HAD A
CHANCE TO SURRENDER,

HE SMASHES INTO THOSE
CRATES LIKE A BATTERING RAM!

REALLY?

I HAD A SHOTGUN IN THERE.

DOESN'T THAT MEAN
ANYTHING ANYMORE?

APPARENTLY NOT.

BOOK HIM.

WOJO?

I'M GOING.

OH, EXCUSE ME.

FEEL LIKE A MAN AGAIN?

I DON'T KNOW.

OH, WELL, THERE'S STILL TIME.

WITH ANY LUCK WE CAN FIND SOME
OTHER PUNK OUT THERE WITH A GUN.

MAYBE THIS TIME HE
WON'T BE AFRAID TO USE IT.

YOU COULD REALLY
TEST YOUR VIRILITY.

HEY, NOBODY GOT HURT, BARN.

THANK GOD FOR THAT.

WHAT THE HELL'S
THE MATTER WITH YOU,

CHARGING INTO A SITUATION
LIKE THAT HALF-COCKED,

NO BACKUP, NO VEST,
IMPROPERLY ARMED?!

YOU COULD HAVE
GOT YOURSELF KILLED,

AND YOU COULD HAVE
TAKEN DIETRICH WITH YOU!

I'LL NEVER HAVE
A KID TO YELL AT.

OKAY, MR. LUPTON,

I'D, UM, LIKE YOU TO JUST
LOOK OVER YOUR COMPLAINT,

AND THEN YOU CAN
SIGN IT RIGHT THERE.

WITH PLEASURE.

GO AHEAD, SIGN IT. LOCK ME UP.

PUT ME ON DEATH ROW.

WHAT DO YOU WANT
FROM ME... A REFUND?

I WANT YOU TO RUN SOME
DECENT MOVIES, FOR GOD'S SAKE.

WHERE'S YOUR SENSE OF TASTE?

TASTE?! TASTE?!

YOU'RE YELLING AT
ME ABOUT TASTE?!

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN
I PLAYED "DODSWORTH,"

"PATHS OF GLORY,"
"AFRICAN QUEEN"?!

YOU WEREN'T IN MY THEATER!

NOBODY WAS IN MY THEATER,

UNTIL I STARTED PLAYING
TRASH LIKE "ARBOR DAY"...

"HOTEL HACKSAW"...
"MERMAIDS FROM HELL"!

DISGUSTING! EVERY ONE OF THEM!

YOU SAW THEM ALL?

SO?

WOJO, WHEN THE TIME COMES

THAT YOU DECIDE YOU
WANT TO HAVE A CHILD,

THERE ARE WAYS.

HOW?

FOSTER PARENTHOOD, ADOPTION.

BUT THEY'RE NEVER LITTLE BABIES.

MOST OF THEM ARE ALMOST 30.

ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION.

I DON'T WANT AN ARTIFICIAL KID.

OKAY.

ANYWAY, WHAT...
WHAT IF HE'S UGLY?

OR STUPID?

WOJ.

OR A COMMUNIST OR SOMETHING?

OH, COME ON, WOJ!

HOW DO YOU KNOW?

BY SELECTING A SUITABLE DONOR.

YOU PICK SOMEONE

WHOSE PHYSICAL AND MENTAL
CHARACTERISTICS YOU ADMIRE

SO THAT THOSE SAME
QUALITIES WILL BE REFLECTED

IN YOUR OWN CHILD.

SO, FOR INSTANCE, UH...

IF I WERE TO COME TO YOU... NO!

UH... APPRECIATE THE THOUGHT.

- EXCUSE ME.
- YEAH?

BARN, MR. LUPTON IS
HERE FROM THE TIVOLI.

YEAH?

HE'S VACILLATING.

I'LL TALK TO HIM.

HEY, WOJ... EVERYTHING OKAY?

YEAH, SURE, YEAH.

ANYTHING I CAN DO?

UH... I'LL HAVE TO
THINK ABOUT IT.

I REALLY DON'T ENJOY SENDING
PEOPLE TO JAIL, CAPTAIN,

AND, UH, I SUPPOSE I'M AS
MUCH TO BLAME AS HE IS.

THAT'S VERY UNDERSTANDING
OF YOU, MR. LUPTON.

BUT IT'S GONNA COST ME
$600 TO REPLACE THAT PRINT.

AND IF MR. FRANE
AGREED TO PAY FOR IT?

I DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY.

I TEACH ACCORDION.

I OUGHT TO MAKE HIM WORK IT OFF.

I HAVEN'T HAD AN USHER
SINCE MY WIFE DIED.

MR. FRANE, YOU THINK YOU
MIGHT PREFER THE THEATER

TO RIKERS ISLAND?

MAYBE.

WHAT'S PLAYING?

HOW DO I KNOW?!

I COULD PROBABLY FIND A
PRINT OF "STELLA DALLAS"

IN THE BASEMENT.

OH, GOD.

MY MOTHER MADE
ME WATCH THAT ONCE.

I HATED IT!

MR. FRANE!

OKAY. OKAY.

YOU'LL ARRANGE WITH MR. LUPTON

TO SATISFY ALL DAMAGES?

YES.

ALL RIGHT, HARRIS.
TURN HIM LOOSE.

OKAY, MR. FRANE, YOU'RE
ON THE ROAD AGAIN.

"STELLA DALLAS"...
MAUDLIN, SACCHARINE PAP.

LISTEN, YOU,

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SIT THROUGH
A GEORGE BRENT COMEDY FILM FESTIVAL?

OH, GOD.

YEAH, SO SHUT UP
AND WATCH YOUR STEP.

HI.

IS IT OKAY IF I USE
YOUR MEN'S ROOM?

I'D JUST LIKE TO WASH UP.

OH, YEAH, SURE. GO AHEAD.

THANK YOU.

I'M WENDY.

I'M STAN.

WELL, I'D JUST LIKE YOU TO KNOW

THAT I THINK YOU'RE
TAKING THIS VERY WELL, STAN.

THANK YOU.

OH, MISS McWILLIAMS,
YOU'RE STILL HERE.

YES, WELL, I LOOKED
THROUGH ALL THE BOOKS,

BUT I JUST COULDN'T
FIND ANYBODY.

OH, UM, HARRIS?

GOT EVERYTHING, BARN.

WELL, UH, THANK YOU
FOR YOUR COOPERATION.

I'M AFRAID THERE'S
NOTHING MORE WE CAN DO.

YOU MEAN I HAVE TO LEAVE?

WE ALL DO.

BUT YOU NEVER FOUND MY
PURSE, AND I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY

OR MY BUS TICKET
BACK TO MIDDLE FALLS!

WELL, I'M SORRY, BUT, UH...

BUT I THOUGHT THE POLICE
WERE SUPPOSED TO HELP PEOPLE!

WE ARE. WE DO.

WELL, THEN, WHAT ABOUT ME?

WELL, THERE'S THE VICTIM'S
AID CENTER. PERHAPS...

THEY CLOSE AT 5:00, BARN.

OH.

WELL, YOU WOULDN'T
TREAT ME THIS WAY

IF I WERE MISS AMERICA.

BARN... YEAH?

MAYBE THERE'S
SOMETHING I CAN DO.

YEAH, FINE, SURE.

NOW, LOOK, WENDY, HE'S
TELLING YOU THE TRUTH.

THERE IS NOT MUCH
THAT WE CAN DO HERE.

- BUT, STAN, I...
- BUT WAIT, NO, WAIT.

UH, GENTLEMEN, UH...

I WAS JUST LEAVING.

- LET'S GO.
- WHAT'S GOING ON?

LET'S GO.

DID I DO THAT?

NO, NO.

WELL...

UH, YOU'VE BEEN HERE ALL
DAY. YOU'RE PROBABLY HUNGRY.

SO, UH, WHY DON'T WE
GO GET SOMETHING TO EAT,

AND THEN WE CAN, UH,

FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET
YOU HOME TOMORROW?

BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY
PLACE TO STAY TONIGHT.

WELL, UH... WE'LL
FIGURE OUT SOMETHING.

LET ME GET MY COAT.

GEE, IT'S... IT'S
AWFULLY NICE OF YOU

TO GO OUT OF YOUR WAY
LIKE THIS JUST FOR ME.

IT'S OKAY.

W-WHAT I MEAN IS,

CONSIDERING EVERYTHING
YOU MUST HAVE ON YOUR MIND.

WELL...

THERE AIN'T MUCH
I CAN DO ABOUT IT.

WELL, MAYBE WE COULD
FIGURE THAT OUT, TOO.

OKAY.

I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW, BARN.

DON'T BE LATE.