Awkward. (2011–2016): Season 4, Episode 12 - Finals - full transcript

Previously on Awkward...

- It's senior year!
- Last ranking?

T, I am 137!

- I wanna break up.
- Do you really wanna be

single in senior year?

♪ Tomorrow never comes ♪

He is Taylor Swifting me.

So... how was it?

- Who are you?
- I'm Eva.

I go over to Matty's last night,

Eva answers the door. Tells me to leave.



The way you're acting is making me feel

less like a buddy and more like a [Bleep].

- I'm adopted.
- What?

College guys were a
whole different ball game.

Next fall, I'd be
starting a whole new life.

If you're into Matty, I want you to know

I'd be totally cool with it.

My little brother's
here! Come and meet him.

His name is Mugabo, but we call him Tyler.

Hell feels really good!

I can't stop feeling like
I'm competing with her.

You are so not.

You left something in my bed last night,

girlfriend. Nice try.



I really like her, so
could you do me a favor

- and just back off?
- Eva Mansfield

is a lying psychopath.

- You have to get to Matty.
- I didn't drive two hours

to watch some psychodrama
with your ex-boyfriend.

You're in high school.

Everything's spinning out of control...

She just admitted to
being a compulsive liar.

Has she even taken a test?

I'm pregnant.

It was the middle of finals,

and the student body had turned into

a throng of over-caffeinated
strung-out zombies.

These were the last
grades colleges would see.

They could make the difference
between going to Harvard

or working at Hollister.

Have you noticed how Sad and
the City Eva's been looking?

What's that bish's biggest ish,

how hot she and Matty will look at prom?

You never know what
people are going through.

Which is what I'm trying
to tell myself about Luke...

The fact that he's
ignored my apology text.

Jenna, you left that dude
out in the cold, literally.

On a mountain next to a
creepy statue of a bear.

Which is why I'm doubling
down with a grand gesture...

Something he can't ignore.

Well, good luck. Call me after.

I want all the deets by Dre.

With everything else going
on, the last thing I needed

was to get sucked into another Eva drama.

But I had to know Matty was okay.

Hey, how are you?

I'm, uh, I'm okay.

Really?

Matty, I don't want to
tell you who to talk to,

but this is making me really upset.

And they say stress is bad for our baby.

Bye.

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Hey, Liss, you wanna come over and study?

Thanks, but I'm going home with Tyler.

I mean, Tyler's giving me a ride home,

because we're brother and sister
and we live in the same house.

Have you guys seen Sadie?

Since when are you friends?

There's just something
really weird going on

- I need to talk to her about.
- No, there's not.

Everything's normal.

Sadita, ándale, we have to
be at the art walk in an hour.

Hold on, Sergio.

Not all our lives
revolve around bratwurst.

Yeah, yours just revolves
around being a brat... come on.

Sadie, wait.

What, Hamiltrash?

I'm really worried about Matty
and he won't talk to me, so...

Let me spell this out for you.

That psycho has him in her clutches.

There's nothing we can do.

As long as she's knocked
up, we're shut down.

Sadie, I am asking you as a friend.

Ew!

Whatever happened on
that mountain, Hamilqueef,

we are not friends!

Let's go.

Things didn't go well with Matty today.

Or Sadie, but hopefully,
they'd go better with Luke.

- Jenna.
- I know I screwed up

on the ski trip, and I am so, so, sorry.

Jenna, you don't have to apologize.

No, no, now this is a care
package that I made for you.

That's really sweet.

- Hey, I...
- Coffee, and...

Oh, and like, cute little toothbrush.

Jen, I really have to...

Oh, and there might even
be a little gift certificate

for a neck massage.

And, um, cookies.

Babe, we have to hurry.

Oh, hello.

Babe, is this your little sister?

- No, she's my...
- Ooh, mint chocolate crisps.

Good luck to the troop.

C'mon, babe, concert starts in 20 minutes.

- Let's go.
- I can totally explain this.

Tell. Me. Everything.

It didn't go quite as planned.

There was another girl there,

and I've been checking Twitter

and Facebook and Vine,
and I can't find her.

And Luke hasn't changed
his relationship status,

and I don't know what's going on.

Jenna, this is finals. You need to focus.

How can I focus

with everything that I'm going through?

Start with some caffeine.

This is it Jenna, this
is defcon-ten, or one.

I can never remember which one is worse.

[Bleep] up or buck up.

It's your only choices,
so what's it gonna be?

Tamara had a point... colleges
wouldn't care that I was

grieving the loss of a relationship

or what Matty was going through

when I took my finals.

I needed to compartmentalize, and fast.

Bucking it up and sucking it up.

All seniors, please report
to the auditorium immediately.

I'll leave now.

You stay here for five more hours

so no one gets suspicious.

How about five more minutes?

Deal!

Hello, Lissa.

You've been acting weird
ever since the ski trip.

What's up with that?

Nothing. Nothing's up.

Bull[bleep]. You're glowing.

I knew it!

You've been making out. You bit your lip.

That's your tell. Who is in that room?

Girls, come on, assembly, let's go.

- This isn't over.
- This isn't over.

Much like Wreckx, senior year
is still very much in effect.

Finals are tomorrow, and
you all need to focus.

But that's not why I called you here.

There's been an outbreak of pregnant.

Let's remember safe sex, people.

You know what that means.

Frenchies, handies...

I can't believe she's
telling everybody about you.

She didn't say my name.

How did she find out? This isn't cool.

Who's auditioning for Teen Mom 3?

It's Eva! She's a liar
and she trapped Matty.

Eva! Eva! Eva!

I have no idea.

Is it you?

Luke sperminated then terminated you?

Well, I will just defer college
and we'll raise this baby

together in a non-sexual
life partnership.

No offense... You're not really my type.

Now, what are we thinking for the nursery?

T, not knocked up,

and ease up on the energy drinks, okay?

No-kay, and thank God.

Mutie-masties, withdrawal, sixty...

Uh, correction.

Withdrawal does not actually work.

You, you, we need to talk.

Honey, I'm so glad you wanna talk.

I've been really worried about you.

Which one of you told Ms.
Marks that I was pregnant?

I'm sorry, who's Eva?

Oh, you mean Amber.

- Why would I waste my time...
- Yes.

Talking to that dip[Bleep] Val

about that skeevy sluntbag?

Maybe Ms. Marks was
talking about someone else.

This school's full of whores.

- Hey Lissa.
- Hey.

Hey!

You and Ms. Marks are pretty tight.

Matty, I think the one thing
you would know about me by now

is that I can keep a secret.

You promise?

Remember how long I kept us a secret?

Thank you.

Yeah.

I promise.

My stats book has to be here somewhere.

Don't worry about that right now.

So, I guess you're not attracted
to me now that I'm pregnant?

It's not that.

It's just my mom's right down the hall.

No, no, I get it.

I'm all used up now
and I'm gonna get fat...

Oh, hey, come on.

You know you're beautiful.

Mrs. McKibben.

- Eva, hi.
- Hi.

It's nice to see you.

Matty, have you seen my
diamond snowflake earrings?

I can't find them anywhere,

and I really want to wear them tonight.

I haven't seen them.

Wait!

Matty, do you want to
tell your mom something?

Yeah, we're going to, uh,

school for a study session.

That's great. Have fun.

When are you gonna tell
your mom I'm pregnant?

We need to talk about our future.

- I know.
- I want us to spend

our lives together, but maybe you don't.

I was raised by a single woman.

I can do this alone if
you're not willing to commit.

I'm willing.

I mean, I-I want to.

So tomorrow, after finals,

why don't we go looking
at engagement rings?

Attention students.

Late night java is now being served

in the cafeteria. Happy studying.

Listen, it's only a matter of time

before Sadie finds out about us.

I have to do something,

and I need you to trust that it's for us,

because no one can know
what sinners we are.

What are you talking about?

I got us a beard.

Jake, you're so smart.
Can you explain this to me?

Well, the Z score...

You look really great in that dress.

Yeah, that dress is pretty revealing.

Hmm, I wonder who you're
trying to look sexy for?

Jake, can I borrow your jacket?

Yeah, sure.

You still look good in my jackets, too.

What do you mean, still?

Who're you texting, Sadie?

It's Sergio. He is such an idiot!

Oh, my God! You like him.

Disgusting! I do not.

You totally do. You laughed,

you only laugh when you like someone.

That's your tell. You only think

I like someone because you like someone.

Who is it, Lissa?

Jesus... I love him!

Hey.

Is Jenna okay? She won't even talk to me.

I mean, I know my pregnancy
must be hard for her, but...

Your what?

You didn't know?

Jenna really didn't tell you?

You're pregnant?

Matty and I are expecting.

Yes.

Can I tell you a secret?

We're getting married.

I am shaking, and it's with anger

and not just the double
dirty chai I just chugged.

How could you not tell me
about the Evaphant in the room?

She's pregnant?

I'm sorry. Matty made me promise...

Uh, you mean the future Mr. Mansfield.

Oh, yeah, he's proposing.

What?

That's... that's crazy.
I need to find Matty.

Matty.

Matty.

I know it's probably none of my
business, but what the [bleep]?

You're proposing to her?

Jenna, we're having a baby.

Well, my parents had me
when they were our age

and they didn't get married right away.

Please don't ruin your life over this.

"Ruin my life"? Really?

And maybe I am overstepping
my bounds, but I just...

Jenna, Jenna.

You are definitely overstepping.

Okay.

Fine, I'm out.

Jenna...

No! No, no, no,

I have been nothing

but a really, really good friend to you

through all of this.

I kept your secret.

And for what?

Good luck, Matty McKibben.

It was late, and as usual,

I'd wasted time and energy
worrying about Matty.

It was his life. Let him worry.

All I cared about was
passing my stats final.

_

Okay, fine, the stats final
wasn't all I cared about.

I cared about Luke, a lot,

and I really wanted him back.

Listen...

I feel bad about how we ended things.

You deserve better.

You deserve clarity.

And I'm probably gonna regret this,

but...

I need to focus on school right now.

Not on relationships.

I've been working really hard,

trying to keep my head above water, and...

I can't have distractions.

But what about the, um,

cookie eater... What was her name?

Babe?

Oh, Kat. She calls everybody that.

She's a theater major.

She lives in my dorm, she
likes the same music...

She just happens to be really hot.

Jenna, look...

I really want you in my life.

Just not as your girlfriend.

You're such a good person, you're smart...

No one cheated, no one yelled,
no one hated each other.

This was what a mature
breakup looked like.

You okay?

He said I was a good person.

That son-of-a-bitch!

Come here... aw.

That's it, sweetie, get it out.

Oh, the faster you get it out,

the sooner you can get back to studying.

Are you kidding me? Studying?

That is the last thing
I want to do right now.

I just want to wallow.

Absolutely not!

You have to put your future first.

Ten years from now, I promise you,

you will care more about
where you went to college

than some stupid boy you
dated when you were 17.

As much as I hated to
admit it, my mom was right.

I could only fix what I could control.

And that wasn't Luke, or
Matty, or Eva, or anything,

or anyone else.

But I could help myself.

You're right. Only one problem.

I don't understand stats.

It's like foreign language to me.

I can help.

Do you even know what stats it?

I run the numbers on
how to get the best deal

every time I shoe shop.

Mom, this is linear transformations.

I don't think Louboutins are relevant.

Oh, you sweet, dopey little thing.

Brutal as it was, I'd forced
myself to lock Luke in a box.

Maybe it was my caffeine
levels normalizing,

but I was feeling calm, confident,

and most of all, focused.

The rest of the class, not so much.

Hey, Jenna, I heard about you
and Luke and I'm really sorry.

I mean, I'm really so, so, sorry for you.

It must suck that you can't keep a man.

Luke was amazing, and you lost him.

And you and Matty aren't even speaking,

and I know that you
just still pine for him.

Don't worry about the
final. I'm sure you aced it.

After all, you're the
139th best student here.

That's 137th, you [bleep] bitch.

Grades are up.

92! Praise be!

Um...

I know what you're doing,

and I think it's disgusting and unnatural.

You're getting back together with Jake?

Gross.

Yep, that's it. You found me out.

So, you and my sister.

Yeah.

It's been years, but it feels right.

Good for you.

You need to know that I'm
very protective of her.

Watch your back.

Let's go get a milk shake

and celebrate like real Americans.

Hey, listen, your brother
is really possessive,

and I just don't think we
should go down this road now.

That guy really freaks me out.

I'm freaking out.

You look, I'm too scared.

Aah!

98!

I knew you could do it.

You focused on what you needed
to do because you are smart,

- and you are...
- A good person?

I'm so glad we're doing this.

Yeah, me too.

Do you have anything cushion cut?

There's actually something I
wanted to talk to you about.

Of course.

Sometimes I feel like you're
not so truthful with me.

What are you talking about?

Like at the ski house, you know,

when the owners didn't know you.

Well, I told you,

I didn't know the
Shafers sold their place.

And they told me I could
use it anytime I want.

And those new people, they
hid their key in the same place

as the Shafers did.

Yeah, no, I guess that makes sense.

What do you think about this one?

Wow.

That's beautiful.

So, just a dumb thing, um...

After that assembly, I was
kind of pissed at Ms. Marks

and I went to talk to her.

I can't say anything about who's pregnant.

I am absolutely committed to
maintaining Gloria's privacy.

[Bleep]

Yeah, and?

Whoria Gloria's pregnant.
That's a shocker.

What does that have to do with us?

Nothing, really, except...

Gloria's wearing my mom's earrings.

Why was she wearing your mom's earrings?

Hey, Gloria, how're you doing?

Um, not to be weird, but those earrings,

they, uh, look like this
pair that my mom had.

Yeah, so?

Oh, [bleep] me!

Of course they're stolen.

That's so weird.

I wonder how she got them.

Well, Gloria said it all started

when she caught you in the ski lodge.

What are you doing with that?

Don't worry, Gloria. Your
secret's safe with me.

Are you pretending my
pregnancy test is yours?

I don't like this.

- I'll make it worth your while.
- How?

These were really expensive.

It's not like I need them.

Keep them if you want, or, you know,

if you need money for something...

Matty, you're freaking me out.

She's saying some crazy [bleep].

I would never do that.

I'm a good person. You have to believe me.

I want to, I really do, it's just that...

It must suck that you can't keep a man.

It's just that you're a
[bleep] horrible person, Amber.

What? No.

You lied about everything.
You're not pregnant.

- You're not anything!
- You don't understand.

Oh, actually, I do. I'm
gonna make a deal with you.

Get out of my school

get out of Palos Hills,

and I'll tell everyone
you got into NYU early.

Or you got a modeling contract,
or you left me for Ryan Gosling.

You know, I'll let you make
up whatever story you want.

It'll be really fun for you.

If you ever come back
here, the deal is off,

and I will tell everybody the truth.

You have 24 hours to decide
how you want this to go down.

Matty...

All I ever wanted was you.

Maybe... maybe I got a little crazy.

You tried to ruin my life!

But I love you so much.

And you love me too, I know it.

Please don't do this.

You now have 23 hours and 59 minutes.

I was sad about Luke, and
I was celebrating my final.

I was sad-lebrating,

and both involved eating
a lot of Chinese food

and watching shows about female murderers.

I'm gonna go check on... things.

Uh... I broke up with Eva.

Um... You were right about her.

Total psycho.

Everything she said was a lie.

Everything everything?

Oh, she's not even pregnant, never was.

What? How is that...

Who cares? You okay?

Honestly, I feel great.

I'm not gonna be a dad

anytime soon, my crazy girlfriend's gone,

and I'm about to eat
some of your Chinese food.

Okay.

Thanks.

Jenna, I'm sorry for not trusting you.

You were trying to be a good friend,

and I was a [bleep] one. All year.

Well, it looks like we're
both single again, huh?

I sure as hell am.

Yeah. I don't know if I'll ever be ready

to get back on that horse.

You know? What about you?

Some day.

But for now, I just want to give it time.

This season on Awkward...

New year's Eve, a night for saying

good-bye to the old and hello to the new.

I have a resolution for us.

Neither of us hooks up.

If we see the other flirting,

then we swoop in and stop them.

Uh, he's in beauty school.

He's totally changed my
outlook on eye shadow.

Have you guys seen Matty?

He took off with some older chick.

I didn't want to start a new year

- feeling rejected by Matty.
- Did Owen just kiss your cheek?

I didn't even know you liked Owen!

I don't wanna talk to you.

Owen, what are you doing here?

All right, seniors, let's get
all that hate out in the open.

Senior year was 2/3rds over,

and I still hadn't been
accepted to college.

I'm in! Jenna?

Jenna Hamilton.

I didn't get into Lockard.

Today I, uh, I got an envelope with...

my birth parents' names in it,

and I didn't want to open it alone.

Old boyfriends are like chips...

no double dipping.

In other news,

the guys at Palos Hills

use a secret book

to rate girls' bodies!

- We just need to run...
- Beep! Beep!

- these buttholes off the road...
- Beep!

and into the gutter where they belong!

All men are douchenuts.

- Not all.
- Why should I believe that?

You have to give me a
real chance to find out.

But maybe... you're not as big a bitch

as you want everyone to think you are.

No... I totally am.

What jerk hate-rated you?

It was Matty.

You coded me?

I always had expectations of Matty.

- Most were never met.
- Sweetheart,

don't spend the rest of
your time in high school

hung up on Matty.

Yolo! You only graduate once.

Hollah, party people!

Now, you kids are the
kind of children I like.

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