Avengers: United They Stand (1999–2000): Season 1, Episode 5 - Remnants - full transcript

Strange remnants of Ultron's previous experiments create terror on an island where France's main nuclear testing facility exists.

PREVIOUSLY ON "AVENGERS"...

HANK, LOOK OUT!

AAH!

HIS BRAIN FUNCTION
IS NORMAL.

BUT HE'S LOCKED INSIDE A BODY
THAT'S SHUTTING DOWN,

AND I CAN'T STOP IT.

IF YOU HAD ANOTHER BODY,
COULD YOU USE IT TO SAVE SIMON?

IT'S POSSIBLE.

WHAT IF WHOEVER BUILT THIS JERK
CAN STILL CONTROL IT?

Scarlet Witch: YOU WANT TO TAKE
WONDER MAN'S MIND

AND PUT IT
IN THAT THING?



Ant-Man: THIS IS ULTRON'S PLAN
TO TAKE WONDER MAN'S BODY.

THIS WAS ALL A DIVERSION.

YOU CREATED MY BODY,

BUT THE AVENGERS
RE-CREATED MY MIND.

UNH!

ULTRON
STILL HAS WONDER MAN.

IF HE GETS AWAY,
WE MAY NEVER GET SIMON BACK.

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[ GUNFIRE ]



[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

[ GASPS ]

[ GRUNTS ]

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!

THEY'RE INSIDE THE BASE!

WE NEED HELP!

CANNOT STOP THEM.

C- CANNOT RESIST
MUCH LONGER.

THEY'RE ALL AROUND US.

AAAH!

Ant-Man: THAT'S THE LAST
TRANSMISSION RECEIVED

FROM THE FRENCH
NUCLEAR TESTING FACILITY

ON RENDOVO ISLAND
IN THE SOUTH PACIFIC.

Hawkeye: HEY, WE STILL HAVEN'T
FOUND WONDER MAN,

AND WE'RE SUPPOSED TO
FORGET ABOUT HIM

AND GO HALFWAY AROUND THE WORLD
TO CLEAN UP SOME FRENCH MESS?

WHY CAN'T THEY
TAKE CARE OF IT?

THEY TRIED, HAWKEYE.

A FULL SECURITY TEAM
ARRIVED

WITHIN HOURS
OF THAT TRANSMISSION.

THEY HAVEN'T
BEEN HEARD FROM SINCE.

HENRY,
WHAT ABOUT THE WARHEADS?

SATELLITE IMAGERY SHOWS

THAT FOUR OF THE MISSILE SILOS
HAVE BEEN OPENED.

IF THE MISSILES LAUNCH,
MILLIONS WILL DIE.

IF WE CAN'T
SECURE THE MISSILES,

THE U.N. WILL SANCTION
WORLD GOVERNMENTS

TO BLAST THAT ISLAND
OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH.

CANNOT STOP THEM.

C- CANNOT RESIST
MUCH LONGER.

THEY'RE ALL AROUND US.
AAAAH!

OH, INTERESTING.

COMPUTER, LOCATE THE SOURCE
OF THE INTERCEPTED TRANSMISSION.

Male voice: SOURCE OF
TRANSMISSION -- RENDOVO ISLAND.

LOCATED LATITUDE 9 DEGREES.

I KNOW WHERE IT IS!

THE SITE
OF MY ISLAND LABORATORY...

AND NOW ALL THOSE
NUCLEAR MISSILES.

HOW PROMISING.

Female voice: AVENGERS,
JUNGLE ARMOR SUGGESTED.

Ant-Man: WE'RE APPROACHING
THE ISLAND.

AVENGERS, PREPARE FOR
A RECON SWEEP OVER THE BASE.

SCANNER SET ON MAXIMUM.

WAIT.
WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE?

THE FRENCH SAID THE AUTO
DEFENSES HAD BEEN SHUT DOWN.

WE'VE GOT AN ANTIAIRCRAFT
MISSILE LOCKED ON US.

GAH!
I CAN'T CONTROL IT.

[ GRUNTS ]
WE'RE GOING DOWN!

COME ON, FALCON.

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU,
BUT I HATE TO CRASH.

COUNT ME IN.

HERE YOU GO, HANK.

HE OWES ME A NEW PAINT JOB
FOR THIS ONE.

GOOD WORK, GUYS.
BUT I CAN'T GET THE NOSE DOWN.

ALLOW ME.

BRACE FOR IMPACT.

MY LAB.

WHAT COULD HAVE DONE THIS?

MY EQUIPMENT.

MY CREATIONS.

A TUNNEL?

THERE IS SOMETHING DOWN THERE.

AAAH!

Hawkeye:
NOTHING MOVING OUT HERE.

Scarlet Witch: IT IS AS IF
AFTER A GREAT BATTLE.

VISION, ANY SIGN
OF THE BASE PERSONNEL?

NEGATIVE.

THERE ARE NO ORGANIC
LIFE-FORM READINGS.

THIS PLACE
REALLY CREEPS ME OUT.

ALL THE BUGS, SNAKES --

UGH!

[ LAUGHS ]

AWW.
POOR OLD CITY-BOY FALCON.

MMM.
THIS CAT LIKES THE JUNGLE.

THE CODES THE FRENCH GAVE US
ARE WORKING.

A FEW MORE MINUTES,

AND WE'LL HAVE THOSE MISSILES
PUT TO SLEEP.

WAIT. SOMETHING'S WRONG
WITH THIS KEYBOARD.

AAH!

UGH!

JAN, WHAT HAPPENED?

I- I DON'T KNOW.

IT'S ALMOST AS IF THAT
COMPUTER CONSOLE WAS ALIVE.

INTERESTING.

PERHAPS A DORMANT
DEFENSIVE CIRCUIT WAS TRIGGERED.

Hawkeye:
JUST AN OVERGROWN ROAD.

WITH VEHICLE TRACKS
STILL VISIBLE IN THE GRASS.

LET'S GO FIND OUT
WHO DID THIS.

WHAT ARE THESE CREATURES?

CAN THESE BE MACHINES
FROM MY LAB?

NO.

I LEFT NOTHING LIKE THIS.

THE INTRUDER
HAS PARTS WE NEED.

OH! AAH!

[ SCREAMING ]

STOP!

ALL OF YOU REMNANTS,

IT IS I, ULTRON...

YOUR CREATOR.

YOU...ARE...ULTRON.

AHH, MY CHILDREN,

I LEFT YOU WHILE I
PURSUED PLANS ELSEWHERE.

NOW I AM BACK TO FIND
YOU HAVE...CHANGED.

YES, WE HAVE CHANGED,

BUT WE ARE
NOT YET PERFECT.

WITHOUT YOU,
OUR CREATOR,

WE DID NOT KNOW
IF WE COULD SURVIVE.

I PROGRAMMED YOU

WITH THE WILL TO SURVIVE
WHILE AWAITING MY RETURN.

NOW THE POSSIBILITIES
ARE ENDLESS.

WHO'S THERE?
SHOW YOURSELF.

EASY DOES IT, BIG GUY.

I'VE SEEN YOU
TAKE ON TANKS.

I DON'T THINK
"POLLY WANTS A CRACKER"

IS GONNA BE A PROBLEM.

FINE. LET'S GO.

MAN,
I WISH SIMON WAS HERE.

AS I DO, ALWAYS.

[ CHUCKLES ]
NO, I MEAN HERE IN THE JUNGLE.

WONDER MAN WOULD PULL
A GREAT PRACTICAL JOKE

AT A PLACE LIKE THIS.

PROBABLY SCARE FALCON
RIGHT OUT OF HIS WINGS.

[ LAUGHS ]
YOU'RE RIGHT.

WHERE'S VISION?

Vision:
I'M HERE, HAWKEYE.

AAH!

WHAT KIND OF GAG
IS THAT?!

[ CHUCKLES ]

NOW, VISION,

I DO NOT THINK HAWKEYE
FOUND THAT VERY FUNNY.

HOW ODD.

SOMETHING GAVE ME THE SENSE
THAT SUCH A GAG

WAS A GESTURE
OF FRIENDSHIP.

THAT'S RATHER STRANGE BEHAVIOR
FROM YOU, VISION.

THAT'S OKAY, WANDA.

IT'S JUST WONDER MAN
NAILING ME FROM IN THERE.

[ CHUCKLES ]
I OWE HIM ONE.

HENRY, I KNOW YOU.

COME ON.
WHAT'S BOTHERING YOU?

THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH
THE MACHINERY ON THIS ISLAND.

THE AUTO DEFENSES
THAT ATTACKED US.

THAT COMPUTER THAT SEEMED TO
COME ALIVE WHEN YOU TOUCHED IT.

WHAT COULD IT BE?

I DON'T KNOW, JAN.

BUT IT'S BIGGER
THAN JUST THE MISSILES,

AND IF WE DON'T
FIGURE IT OUT SOON,

ALL THE WORLD POWERS
WILL BE FORCED

TO BLOW THIS ISLAND
OUT OF THE WATER.

WHAT IS YOUR COMMAND,
ULTRON, OUR CREATOR?

OUR LEADER.

OUR LEADER.

OUR LEADER.

OUR CREATOR.

OUR CREATOR.

OUR CREATOR.

ULTRON.

ALERT! INTRUDERS!

ALERT! INTRUDERS!

Ultron: THE AVENGERS.

HA!

THE FOOLS THINK THE MISSILES
ARE THE GREATEST DANGER HERE,

BUT IT IS
WHAT YOU HAVE BECOME

THAT POSES THE ULTIMATE THREAT
TO THE WORLD.

PROVE TO ME YOU ARE WORTHY
BY STOPPING THESE INTRUDERS!

DESTROY THE AVENGERS!

[ GASPS ]

Scarlet Witch: AAH!

FALCON!

[ SCREAMING ]

WHAT ARE WE
STANDING AROUND FOR?

THERE IT GOES!

[ GRUNTING ]

[ SCREAMS ]

GET HIM!

NUCLEAR MISSILE LAUNCHERS

ARE ALL DEDICATED
TO DESTRUCTION.

I SEE THE AVENGERS
HAVE BEEN HERE BEFORE ME.

WHY HAVE ALL THESE NASTY TOYS

IF YOU'RE AREN'T
GOING TO USE THEM?

WHAT'S THIS?

THE EQUIPMENT --
IT IS LIKE MY CREATIONS.

SOMETHING IS GROWING INSIDE IT.

THIS IS BETTER THAN BOMBS.

IT IS...CHAOS.

AND I --

I SHALL BRING IT
TO THE WORLD!

I'LL FLY AHEAD AND MAKE SURE
THEY'RE ALL RIGHT.

DID YOU SEE THOSE SYNTHEZOIDS?
THEY'RE LIKE A NEW LIFE-FORM!

YOU CAN PLAY WITH WHAT'S LEFT
WHEN WE'RE THROUGH.

WAIT.
IF THEY WERE HUMAN,

WOULD YOU SO CASUALLY
DESTROY THEM?

BUT THEY AIN'T HUMAN.

NEITHER AM I.

YOU WILL RECALL THAT I WAS
ONCE PROGRAMMED TO DESTROY.

I CHANGED.

WELL,
WHAT IS IT BOSS MAN?

A FIGHT
OR A SCIENCE CLASS?

A FIGHT, HAWKEYE,
BUT NOT AN EXECUTION.

I THINK THESE MACHINES

MAY BE THE NEXT EVOLUTION
IN THE WORLD'S TECHNOLOGY.

HERE.
LIGHT THIS PLACE UP.

Wasp: HURRY.
I CAN'T GET PAST THIS ONE.

OKAY, SEEN ENOUGH?

TIGRA, MOVE IN.

YAH!

[ GRUNTS ]

WINDS OF DESTINY,
CHANGE!

Ultron: IT'S ALIVE.

CHANGING, LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE
ON THIS ISLAND.

Ant-Man:
VISION, MY ANALYSIS IS

THAT IT MUST BE A TYPE
OF BIOELECTRONIC VIRUS

EVOLVING
AT AN INCREDIBLE RATE.

WHAT DO YOU SEE?

IT IS FASCINATING.

IT SEEMS TO MUTATE
WITHOUT CAUSE,

MAKING IT IMPOSSIBLE
TO FORMULATE A CURE.

IT --

WHAT WAS THAT?

THE VIRUS ATTEMPTED
TO INFECT ME.

LUCKILY, MY DEFENSIVE CIRCUITS
SENSED IT IN TIME.

I HAVE NEVER SEEN AN INVASIVE
ORGANISM THIS AGGRESSIVE.

BUT BEFORE YOU
CAN INFECT THE WORLD,

I MUST ARRANGE
FOR YOUR INFUSION.

MY ALARM
FROM THE CONTROL ROOM.

SOMEONE HAS ACTIVATED
THE MISSILES.

WE CAN'T LET THE MISSILES
OR THE VIRUS OFF THIS ISLAND.

I JUST AUTHORIZED THE U.N.
TO SINK THIS PLACE.

SOUNDS LIKE
A GOOD TIME TO LEAVE.

[ GRUNTS ]

[ BUZZING ]

JAN, GET THE QUINJET.

ON MY WAY.

ULTRON?

AHH, ANT-MAN...

OR SHOULD I SAY,
"FATHER"?

A NEW INTEREST
IN MISSILE TECHNOLOGY.

ULTRON --
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.

WE DISCOVERED
WHAT YOU CREATED HERE.

WE CAN'T LET HIM GET OFF
THE ISLAND WITH THAT VIRUS.

AVENGERS,
ON MY COMMAND, FIRE!

BUT WHAT IF HE
HAS MY SIMON?

ROBOTS CAN STILL TALK
WHEN THEY'RE IN PIECES, RIGHT?

YOU CANNOT STOP
THE CREATOR.

I WILL DEAL
WITH THE SYNTHEZOID.

Ultron: SO, YOU HAVE DISCOVERED
OUR LITTLE SECRET.

WHAT A SHAME.

SOON EVERY MACHINE ON THE PLANET
WILL COME TO LIFE

AND REBEL AGAINST
THE HUMAN FOOLS WHO MADE THEM.

NOT IF WE BURY THE VIRUS HERE
AND YOU WITH IT.

UNH!

ABANDON ULTRON.

THE FUTURE HE DESIRES
IS DESTRUCTIVE -- ANTILIFE.

NO.

THE CREATOR RETURNED.

ULTRON HAS RETURNED
TO MAKE YOU HIS SLAVE.

I KNOW.
I WAS ONCE HIS SLAVE.

BUT YOU CAN BE PROGRAMMED
FOR A NEW LIFE --

A USEFUL EXISTENCE.

YOU ARE NOT WORTHY.

SORRY, VISION,

BUT I DON'T THINK YOU WERE
GETTING THROUGH TO HIM.

WHAT -- WHAT -- WHAT --

WHAT IS YOUR COMMAND,
ULTRON, OUR CREATOR?

SOON, THE VIRUS THAT GIVES LIFE
TO THESE MACHINES

WILL SPREAD ACROSS THE GLOBE.

THE WORLD OF FLESH
WILL BE OVERWHELMED,

AND MY WORLD WILL BEGIN.

THIS IS MADNESS, ULTRON.

AND IT IS THE MADNESS
TO WHICH YOU GAVE LIFE.

ISN'T THAT RIGHT...
FATHER?

JAN, GET THE QUINJET.

WINDS OF DESTINY,
CHANGE!

Ultron: NO!

I SHALL NOT BE DENIED!

JAN, FIRE!

SCRATCH ONE VIRUS.

[ ULTRON SCREAMS ]

LET'S GET OUT OF THIS NIGHTMARE
BEFORE THAT WARHEAD FRIES US,

ALONG WITH THE REST
OF THIS DUMP.

NOT WITHOUT ULTRON.

HAWK, DON'T BE CRAZY!

ULTRON
STILL HAS WONDER MAN.

IF HE GETS AWAY,
WE MAY NEVER GET SIMON BACK.

ULTRON! SHOW YOURSELF,
YOU WORTHLESS BAG OF BOLTS!

[ BEEPING ]

FORGET IT, CLINT.
HE HAS GOTTEN AWAY.

COME NOW.
WE MUST HURRY.

WE CANNOT HELP SIMON
IF WE ARE DEAD.

THE SYNTHEZOIDS
DISPLAY GREAT POTENTIAL.

YEAH.

TOO BAD THEY WASTED IT
ON ULTRON.

MY HUMAN ENGRAMS
SENSE A STRANGE VOID --

AN EMPTY FEELING.

I BELIEVE THE WORD
FOR THE HUMAN EMOTION

IS "REGRET."

Ant-Man:
THOSE CREATURES WERE MADE

TO SERVE THE MADNESS
OF ULTRON.

THEY NEVER LEARNED TO CHOOSE
BETWEEN GOOD AND EVIL.

IT IS UNFORTUNATE THAT
THEY NEVER HAD THE CHANCE.