Austin & Ally (2011–2016): Season 4, Episode 18 - Burdens & Boynado - full transcript
Whoo-woo!
Hey, guys. What exactly
am I looking at here?
Trish told me if I
give her a pedicure,
I can meet her clients...
Boynado.
They're coming to town Friday, and
I am not looking forward to it.
But Boynado's the
best boy band ever!
Ugh, it blows my mind that
people actually like that song.
Blows your mind? Like a
strong gust of wind?
Or a cyclone? Or...
So what is all
this stuff anyway?
I haven't seen you work
this hard since...
Nope, I have never seen
you work this hard.
I know. Figuring out Boynado's
travel arrangements
is like trying to solve the
world's largest Jigsaw puzzle.
I'm still trying to solve the
world's smallest Jigsaw puzzle.
Dez, that's just a single piece.
But where does it go?
Look, Rupert won't sit
next to Devin on the plane
'cause they both like
the window seat.
Nigel won't share
his hairstylist
'cause he thinks Rupert is trying
to copy his signature swoop.
And Devin won't room
with Nigel or Rupert
'cause he swears the combination of
their colognes gives him the hiccups.
Well, technically,
that could happen.
You see, scientifically, hiccups...
never mind.
All Boynado does is fight.
If it wasn't for me managing them, they
would have broken up a long time ago.
Well, you better not
let them break up.
That would be a disaster.
You might say natural disaster.
Like a hurricane. Or...
Come on, guys, we'll let
you get back to work.
What the heck is that alarm for?
Am I dreaming again or did we
just enter a parallel universe
where the government is producing
botched Austin moon clones?
No, you're not dreaming,
that's Benny Boyd.
He's an Austin
moon impersonator.
Come on, Austin.
Let's go say hi.
I'm sure he's a really big fan.
You! You ruined my life!
Okay, so slightly less of
a fan than anticipated.
Sorry. I'm just going
through a tough time.
When you got banned from music,
I was the number one Austin
moon tribute act in the world.
But then you made a
comeback and boom!
I can barely get a penny
in my guitar case.
Aw, here's a nickel, buddy.
Do you have any change?
I'm really sorry. But for what
it's worth, you're super talented.
Thanks. My fans sure thought so.
Well, that's all over now. I'm
moving back in with my parents.
It's time to put this
silly dream to rest.
Tell you what. Why don't you
come stay at our music school?
That way you'll have a free place to
live while you get back on your feet.
And in the meantime, I
can be your mentor.
Really? That'd be great.
Thank you.
Austin, are you sure? There's
not really anywhere to sleep.
That never stopped Trish.
And, hey, it's always good
to help a person in need.
Besides, I see a little bit
of myself in this kid.
Really? Where? 'Cause he
looks more like me than you.
Okay, I'm all packed. Let me just
grab my backup dancers and we can go.
Let's go, girls. Pick
up the pace, Janine.
I love you, Boynado!
And then my tenth favorite video would
have to be whirlwind kind of love.
Though I do love
rain cloud remix.
But if I had to pick, I'd
put whirlwind at number 10,
heart spin at 11,
vortex at 12...
Dez, you have been through
this line five times.
Get out of here.
And, Rupert, you need to start
signing your name smaller.
I don't know what you mean.
Yeah, you're covering
up my dimples.
And after me abs and me eyes,
they're my best feature.
Well, it's certainly
not your brain.
You spelled your
name wrong again.
Oh. Whoopsies.
What a twit. Hey, Devin,
pick up the pace!
You don't need to write a
personalized poem on each photo.
But I like to give my
fans a piece of my soul.
Here you go, Jane. In my
heart, you'll forever remain.
Besides, no one rushed Nigel when he
was an hour late for sound check.
Sorry, but do you think
I just roll out of bed
and naturally have this
"rolled out of bed" look?
No, this takes hours. And really,
you should be mad at Rupert.
He didn't even show up.
I don't need a sound check to
tell me how perfect I sound.
I can check myself.
See? Still perfect.
Guys, enough.
People paid good money
to meet you today.
So stop fighting, put on
your smiles and get it done.
Excuse me. Coming through. Sorry.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Horgie Borgie, I'm a fan
from a faraway land.
We've never met before. Would
you mind taking a selfie?
Or as we call them in my
country, a "sploogen splagen."
Dez, do you really think
anyone's gonna fall for that?
- Say "sploogen splagen."
- "Sploogen splagen."
That is the last time I go
to Dom's dollar spaghetti.
There was a tooth
in my meatball.
Just look on the bright side.
You put that tooth under your pillow
tonight, you just paid for lunch.
Die, alien beast.
Benny.
Oh, hey, guys, pardon
my appearance.
I wasn't expecting company.
Company? You're
living in our school.
Yeah, thanks again for that.
So I really appreciate it.
I see you moved all
your stuff in.
Not all of it. There are two
more truckloads coming.
Uh, I know you're just
getting moved in,
but have you put any
thought into your future?
Not really. But I've got a
lot of potential leads.
Well, that's awesome. Why don't
we sort through them together?
Or I could help you work on some
fresh dance moves for your new act.
Oh, can't. That's
my pizza bagels.
I can help you
work on those too.
Whoa, Trish, are you okay?
Guess who just broke up a physical
fight between the Boynado boys.
Well, what happened?
I don't know. Rupert stole
Devin's poetry book.
Nigel got a wedgie. There was
some drama about a biscuit.
Oh, no, Dez, were you
in the fight, too?
Huh? No, I was just rolling around
the grass looking for ladybugs.
Got one.
Dez, that's a cockroach.
I wondered why it
didn't have any spots.
I'm officially
done with Boynado.
No more schedules, no more fights,
no more endless phone calls...
I'm done.
I see. The harsh realities of the
situation exceeded your expectations.
Thus, triggering your
fight or flight response.
As per usual, flight won.
Huh?
What I'm saying is I'm not
surprised you gave up.
When the going gets tough,
Trish gets herself fired.
Why didn't you just
say that then?
I just wanted to
do the bird thing.
So what's your
plan to get fired?
I'm not gonna get myself fired.
Oh. You're gonna quit.
No. Dez is right.
And I'm sick of being a quitter.
I mean, it's one thing to quit
jobs I have no interest in,
but managing is something I
love and take seriously.
Looks like you can start now.
You've got a missed
call from Boynado.
Actually, it's 367 missed calls.
And one really long text.
Well, I did say it'd
be a challenge.
It's all in British.
Thanks for coming, guys.
I called you in today
because we have a problem.
And it's my job to fix it.
We're gonna figure out a way
for you guys to get along.
You guys just gotta
work together.
Like in your song unite
to fight the storm.
But you also gotta want it.
Like in your song want it.
So, what do you say?
Great. Let Boynado
boot camp begin.
First thing's first,
let's take attendance.
I'll need you all to go
ahead and sign in here
on this commemorative
Boynado t-shirt.
You have enough autographs.
All right, let's start with some team
building exercises. Gather round.
We're gonna start with
"the unity circle."
Now a team is like a circle.
Everyone is connected and equal.
But right now, your
circle is a tangled mess.
Like Nigel's hair.
Oh, really? I have three top tween
awards for best hair that say otherwise.
Please stop fighting. I'm this
close to a stress pimple.
Guys, focus on the exercise.
Now without letting go, you must work
together to untangle the string.
This could take hours, but in the process,
they'll learn to communicate better,
work as a team, and hey, maybe even
have a little fun along the way.
Done.
And you're right. That was fun.
Whoa, this place is a mess.
And where are all
of our students?
They're supposed to be
down here practicing.
Oh, I sent them home.
What?
I was taking a nap and all the banging
and clanging kept waking me up.
So how are the career plans coming? Did
you follow up with any of those leads?
You know, I'm about to. I'm just in the
middle of an intense bowling game.
About to set a new
personal best.
Oh.
Austin, can I talk to you?
Aw, man. A split.
Don't you see what's
going on here?
Yeah, he's gonna have to hook left on his
next turn if he wants to pick up the spare.
No, Benny's taking
advantage of you.
I know you want to help him, but
he's barely helping himself.
Just give him time. He'll turn
himself around just like I did.
Fine, but if he eats my
pickles, it is on you.
I got it.
Benny, it's time to kick
start your new career.
I came up with some moves that I think
will be great for you. Check it out.
Perfect! Wow. You're
a fast learner.
Okay, let me show
you another one.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Easy, teach.
I think that's enough
dancing for today.
Plus, I'm starting to sweat,
and this robe is silk.
Ooh, pickles!
Austin!
Okay, what the heck is going on?
Oh, hey, guys. Don't mind me.
I just hired a couple workers to
help with some home improvements.
Home improvements?
Yeah, I was feeling cramped,
And open up the space a bit.
I'm also installing
a tiny elevator
that will deliver food from the
upstairs fridge right down to my bed.
- What?
- Cool. I mean, what?
Here, I'll show you my plans.
That's it, he has got to go.
You're right. I'll
get rid of him.
Here are my designs. I'm
not married to anything,
but for the floors,
I'm thinking birch.
Look, Benny, we have to talk.
Too rustic? I'm open to carpet.
No, look, I'm bad at this stuff,
so I'll just say what my mean
aunt Shelly used to say,
"get your scrubby little
tush out of my petunias."
Only in this case, the
petunias are the school
and the scrubby
little tush is you.
- You're kicking me out?
- Yeah.
Wow, I thought you
guys were cool.
I'll go pack.
This has been the biggest
test of my patience ever,
and that's saying a lot considering
I deal with you every day.
Aww, that's the sweetest thing
anyone's ever said to me.
I need to prove to myself
that I'm a great manager.
And, for once, I'm
not gonna quit.
I'm going to make those
guys love each other.
- Give me back my hair gel. Yay!
- Give me that.
Take the hair gel.
All right, next exercise.
It's called "I feel."
From now on you can only speak in
sentences that start with "I feel."
Okay, I'll go first. I feel like Nigel
is the weakest member of the band.
I feel like Rupert should
be thankful for auto-tune.
His voice is rubbish.
That's British for garbage.
Guys, let's keep
it constructive.
I feel hurt by your
negative words.
Oh, yeah? Well, I feel like you
should be out of the band.
I feel like we shouldn't
even have a band.
I feel the same way.
Great. We all finally
agree on something.
Boynado is officially over.
- Great.
- Yeah.
I can't believe it. You let Boynado
break up. This is all your fault.
- Dez.
- I'm sorry.
I feel like you let Boynado break up.
This is all your fault!
I can't believe
Boynado broke up.
We lost the last great
American pop act.
First of all, Boynado's
not American.
Second, what about
Austin and Ally?
Meh, I guess Austin's okay.
I feel like a failure.
Maybe I'm not cut out
to be a manager.
Hey, a wise man once said,
"keep your head up, girl.
"'Cause after the
rain, comes sun.
Let's hit the beach
and have some fun."
Are you seriously quoting
Boynado lyrics to me right now?
Look, I think you're being
way too hard on yourself.
If it wasn't for Rupert, the
band would still be together.
He's the reason for
all the drama.
Wait a minute, you're right.
Rupert won't sit next to anyone.
Rupert stole Nigel's hairstyle.
Rupert thinks he's too
good for sound check.
Typical bad boy.
Yeah, and if I can find a replacement
for him, I could save Boynado.
I thought you'd never ask.
Wow, you have a lot
of Austin wigs.
Well, you have a
lot of hairstyles.
There's shaggy Austin, beachy
Austin, preppy Austin,
- bad hair day Austin.
- Hey!
Sorry, Bud. We all have 'em.
I'm sorry it didn't work
out with you living here,
but I still think you
have a lot of potential.
You shouldn't give
up on your dreams.
I'm the one who
should apologize.
I was putting off dealing with my
future, and I got carried away.
Being an Austin impersonator
was my passion, my calling.
I was in your shoes once, too.
When I couldn't make
music, I felt empty.
But you've gotta keep trying.
You'll find something you love.
You're right. I'm gonna
get my act together.
I've procrastinated long enough.
It's time to take control of my future.
I'll start next week.
- Benny.
- Just kidding.
I'll start right now.
Hey, Trish.
How's it going with Boynado?
Terrible, but I think I
know how to solve it.
Turns out all of Boynado's problems
trace back to one person... Rupert.
Oh, Rupert's my favorite.
Hello, ladies and gentleman.
We are Boynado.
But more importantly,
I'm Rupert.
Hit it, Janine.
He is so good at that.
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
Ladies and gentleman, it
is my greatest pleasure
to introduce the new and
much improved Boynado!
Wow! Benny is killing
it up there.
The real star tonight is Trish.
She saved the day and proved once again
that she's the best manager in the biz.
As if there was ever any doubt.
By the way, Trish, did you book that
benefit concert we talked about?
Of course.
Note to self... book
Austin's benefit concert.
I gotta say, it was a pretty brilliant
idea to put Benny in the band.
I know. He fits in perfectly.
You'd never know
Rupert was missing.
What ever happened to Rupert?
Hey, we're out of milk.
Thanks again for letting
me crash here, Austin.
Ooh, pickles.
- Austin!
- I'm on it.
Rupert, have you heard
of the expression,
"get your scrubby little
tush out of my petunias"?
Hey, guys. What exactly
am I looking at here?
Trish told me if I
give her a pedicure,
I can meet her clients...
Boynado.
They're coming to town Friday, and
I am not looking forward to it.
But Boynado's the
best boy band ever!
Ugh, it blows my mind that
people actually like that song.
Blows your mind? Like a
strong gust of wind?
Or a cyclone? Or...
So what is all
this stuff anyway?
I haven't seen you work
this hard since...
Nope, I have never seen
you work this hard.
I know. Figuring out Boynado's
travel arrangements
is like trying to solve the
world's largest Jigsaw puzzle.
I'm still trying to solve the
world's smallest Jigsaw puzzle.
Dez, that's just a single piece.
But where does it go?
Look, Rupert won't sit
next to Devin on the plane
'cause they both like
the window seat.
Nigel won't share
his hairstylist
'cause he thinks Rupert is trying
to copy his signature swoop.
And Devin won't room
with Nigel or Rupert
'cause he swears the combination of
their colognes gives him the hiccups.
Well, technically,
that could happen.
You see, scientifically, hiccups...
never mind.
All Boynado does is fight.
If it wasn't for me managing them, they
would have broken up a long time ago.
Well, you better not
let them break up.
That would be a disaster.
You might say natural disaster.
Like a hurricane. Or...
Come on, guys, we'll let
you get back to work.
What the heck is that alarm for?
Am I dreaming again or did we
just enter a parallel universe
where the government is producing
botched Austin moon clones?
No, you're not dreaming,
that's Benny Boyd.
He's an Austin
moon impersonator.
Come on, Austin.
Let's go say hi.
I'm sure he's a really big fan.
You! You ruined my life!
Okay, so slightly less of
a fan than anticipated.
Sorry. I'm just going
through a tough time.
When you got banned from music,
I was the number one Austin
moon tribute act in the world.
But then you made a
comeback and boom!
I can barely get a penny
in my guitar case.
Aw, here's a nickel, buddy.
Do you have any change?
I'm really sorry. But for what
it's worth, you're super talented.
Thanks. My fans sure thought so.
Well, that's all over now. I'm
moving back in with my parents.
It's time to put this
silly dream to rest.
Tell you what. Why don't you
come stay at our music school?
That way you'll have a free place to
live while you get back on your feet.
And in the meantime, I
can be your mentor.
Really? That'd be great.
Thank you.
Austin, are you sure? There's
not really anywhere to sleep.
That never stopped Trish.
And, hey, it's always good
to help a person in need.
Besides, I see a little bit
of myself in this kid.
Really? Where? 'Cause he
looks more like me than you.
Okay, I'm all packed. Let me just
grab my backup dancers and we can go.
Let's go, girls. Pick
up the pace, Janine.
I love you, Boynado!
And then my tenth favorite video would
have to be whirlwind kind of love.
Though I do love
rain cloud remix.
But if I had to pick, I'd
put whirlwind at number 10,
heart spin at 11,
vortex at 12...
Dez, you have been through
this line five times.
Get out of here.
And, Rupert, you need to start
signing your name smaller.
I don't know what you mean.
Yeah, you're covering
up my dimples.
And after me abs and me eyes,
they're my best feature.
Well, it's certainly
not your brain.
You spelled your
name wrong again.
Oh. Whoopsies.
What a twit. Hey, Devin,
pick up the pace!
You don't need to write a
personalized poem on each photo.
But I like to give my
fans a piece of my soul.
Here you go, Jane. In my
heart, you'll forever remain.
Besides, no one rushed Nigel when he
was an hour late for sound check.
Sorry, but do you think
I just roll out of bed
and naturally have this
"rolled out of bed" look?
No, this takes hours. And really,
you should be mad at Rupert.
He didn't even show up.
I don't need a sound check to
tell me how perfect I sound.
I can check myself.
See? Still perfect.
Guys, enough.
People paid good money
to meet you today.
So stop fighting, put on
your smiles and get it done.
Excuse me. Coming through. Sorry.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Horgie Borgie, I'm a fan
from a faraway land.
We've never met before. Would
you mind taking a selfie?
Or as we call them in my
country, a "sploogen splagen."
Dez, do you really think
anyone's gonna fall for that?
- Say "sploogen splagen."
- "Sploogen splagen."
That is the last time I go
to Dom's dollar spaghetti.
There was a tooth
in my meatball.
Just look on the bright side.
You put that tooth under your pillow
tonight, you just paid for lunch.
Die, alien beast.
Benny.
Oh, hey, guys, pardon
my appearance.
I wasn't expecting company.
Company? You're
living in our school.
Yeah, thanks again for that.
So I really appreciate it.
I see you moved all
your stuff in.
Not all of it. There are two
more truckloads coming.
Uh, I know you're just
getting moved in,
but have you put any
thought into your future?
Not really. But I've got a
lot of potential leads.
Well, that's awesome. Why don't
we sort through them together?
Or I could help you work on some
fresh dance moves for your new act.
Oh, can't. That's
my pizza bagels.
I can help you
work on those too.
Whoa, Trish, are you okay?
Guess who just broke up a physical
fight between the Boynado boys.
Well, what happened?
I don't know. Rupert stole
Devin's poetry book.
Nigel got a wedgie. There was
some drama about a biscuit.
Oh, no, Dez, were you
in the fight, too?
Huh? No, I was just rolling around
the grass looking for ladybugs.
Got one.
Dez, that's a cockroach.
I wondered why it
didn't have any spots.
I'm officially
done with Boynado.
No more schedules, no more fights,
no more endless phone calls...
I'm done.
I see. The harsh realities of the
situation exceeded your expectations.
Thus, triggering your
fight or flight response.
As per usual, flight won.
Huh?
What I'm saying is I'm not
surprised you gave up.
When the going gets tough,
Trish gets herself fired.
Why didn't you just
say that then?
I just wanted to
do the bird thing.
So what's your
plan to get fired?
I'm not gonna get myself fired.
Oh. You're gonna quit.
No. Dez is right.
And I'm sick of being a quitter.
I mean, it's one thing to quit
jobs I have no interest in,
but managing is something I
love and take seriously.
Looks like you can start now.
You've got a missed
call from Boynado.
Actually, it's 367 missed calls.
And one really long text.
Well, I did say it'd
be a challenge.
It's all in British.
Thanks for coming, guys.
I called you in today
because we have a problem.
And it's my job to fix it.
We're gonna figure out a way
for you guys to get along.
You guys just gotta
work together.
Like in your song unite
to fight the storm.
But you also gotta want it.
Like in your song want it.
So, what do you say?
Great. Let Boynado
boot camp begin.
First thing's first,
let's take attendance.
I'll need you all to go
ahead and sign in here
on this commemorative
Boynado t-shirt.
You have enough autographs.
All right, let's start with some team
building exercises. Gather round.
We're gonna start with
"the unity circle."
Now a team is like a circle.
Everyone is connected and equal.
But right now, your
circle is a tangled mess.
Like Nigel's hair.
Oh, really? I have three top tween
awards for best hair that say otherwise.
Please stop fighting. I'm this
close to a stress pimple.
Guys, focus on the exercise.
Now without letting go, you must work
together to untangle the string.
This could take hours, but in the process,
they'll learn to communicate better,
work as a team, and hey, maybe even
have a little fun along the way.
Done.
And you're right. That was fun.
Whoa, this place is a mess.
And where are all
of our students?
They're supposed to be
down here practicing.
Oh, I sent them home.
What?
I was taking a nap and all the banging
and clanging kept waking me up.
So how are the career plans coming? Did
you follow up with any of those leads?
You know, I'm about to. I'm just in the
middle of an intense bowling game.
About to set a new
personal best.
Oh.
Austin, can I talk to you?
Aw, man. A split.
Don't you see what's
going on here?
Yeah, he's gonna have to hook left on his
next turn if he wants to pick up the spare.
No, Benny's taking
advantage of you.
I know you want to help him, but
he's barely helping himself.
Just give him time. He'll turn
himself around just like I did.
Fine, but if he eats my
pickles, it is on you.
I got it.
Benny, it's time to kick
start your new career.
I came up with some moves that I think
will be great for you. Check it out.
Perfect! Wow. You're
a fast learner.
Okay, let me show
you another one.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Easy, teach.
I think that's enough
dancing for today.
Plus, I'm starting to sweat,
and this robe is silk.
Ooh, pickles!
Austin!
Okay, what the heck is going on?
Oh, hey, guys. Don't mind me.
I just hired a couple workers to
help with some home improvements.
Home improvements?
Yeah, I was feeling cramped,
And open up the space a bit.
I'm also installing
a tiny elevator
that will deliver food from the
upstairs fridge right down to my bed.
- What?
- Cool. I mean, what?
Here, I'll show you my plans.
That's it, he has got to go.
You're right. I'll
get rid of him.
Here are my designs. I'm
not married to anything,
but for the floors,
I'm thinking birch.
Look, Benny, we have to talk.
Too rustic? I'm open to carpet.
No, look, I'm bad at this stuff,
so I'll just say what my mean
aunt Shelly used to say,
"get your scrubby little
tush out of my petunias."
Only in this case, the
petunias are the school
and the scrubby
little tush is you.
- You're kicking me out?
- Yeah.
Wow, I thought you
guys were cool.
I'll go pack.
This has been the biggest
test of my patience ever,
and that's saying a lot considering
I deal with you every day.
Aww, that's the sweetest thing
anyone's ever said to me.
I need to prove to myself
that I'm a great manager.
And, for once, I'm
not gonna quit.
I'm going to make those
guys love each other.
- Give me back my hair gel. Yay!
- Give me that.
Take the hair gel.
All right, next exercise.
It's called "I feel."
From now on you can only speak in
sentences that start with "I feel."
Okay, I'll go first. I feel like Nigel
is the weakest member of the band.
I feel like Rupert should
be thankful for auto-tune.
His voice is rubbish.
That's British for garbage.
Guys, let's keep
it constructive.
I feel hurt by your
negative words.
Oh, yeah? Well, I feel like you
should be out of the band.
I feel like we shouldn't
even have a band.
I feel the same way.
Great. We all finally
agree on something.
Boynado is officially over.
- Great.
- Yeah.
I can't believe it. You let Boynado
break up. This is all your fault.
- Dez.
- I'm sorry.
I feel like you let Boynado break up.
This is all your fault!
I can't believe
Boynado broke up.
We lost the last great
American pop act.
First of all, Boynado's
not American.
Second, what about
Austin and Ally?
Meh, I guess Austin's okay.
I feel like a failure.
Maybe I'm not cut out
to be a manager.
Hey, a wise man once said,
"keep your head up, girl.
"'Cause after the
rain, comes sun.
Let's hit the beach
and have some fun."
Are you seriously quoting
Boynado lyrics to me right now?
Look, I think you're being
way too hard on yourself.
If it wasn't for Rupert, the
band would still be together.
He's the reason for
all the drama.
Wait a minute, you're right.
Rupert won't sit next to anyone.
Rupert stole Nigel's hairstyle.
Rupert thinks he's too
good for sound check.
Typical bad boy.
Yeah, and if I can find a replacement
for him, I could save Boynado.
I thought you'd never ask.
Wow, you have a lot
of Austin wigs.
Well, you have a
lot of hairstyles.
There's shaggy Austin, beachy
Austin, preppy Austin,
- bad hair day Austin.
- Hey!
Sorry, Bud. We all have 'em.
I'm sorry it didn't work
out with you living here,
but I still think you
have a lot of potential.
You shouldn't give
up on your dreams.
I'm the one who
should apologize.
I was putting off dealing with my
future, and I got carried away.
Being an Austin impersonator
was my passion, my calling.
I was in your shoes once, too.
When I couldn't make
music, I felt empty.
But you've gotta keep trying.
You'll find something you love.
You're right. I'm gonna
get my act together.
I've procrastinated long enough.
It's time to take control of my future.
I'll start next week.
- Benny.
- Just kidding.
I'll start right now.
Hey, Trish.
How's it going with Boynado?
Terrible, but I think I
know how to solve it.
Turns out all of Boynado's problems
trace back to one person... Rupert.
Oh, Rupert's my favorite.
Hello, ladies and gentleman.
We are Boynado.
But more importantly,
I'm Rupert.
Hit it, Janine.
He is so good at that.
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
Ladies and gentleman, it
is my greatest pleasure
to introduce the new and
much improved Boynado!
Wow! Benny is killing
it up there.
The real star tonight is Trish.
She saved the day and proved once again
that she's the best manager in the biz.
As if there was ever any doubt.
By the way, Trish, did you book that
benefit concert we talked about?
Of course.
Note to self... book
Austin's benefit concert.
I gotta say, it was a pretty brilliant
idea to put Benny in the band.
I know. He fits in perfectly.
You'd never know
Rupert was missing.
What ever happened to Rupert?
Hey, we're out of milk.
Thanks again for letting
me crash here, Austin.
Ooh, pickles.
- Austin!
- I'm on it.
Rupert, have you heard
of the expression,
"get your scrubby little
tush out of my petunias"?