Austin & Ally (2011–2016): Season 2, Episode 2 - Backups & Breakups - full transcript
Team Austin tries to hire a backup dancer when one is injured during a publicity stunt. At the same time Ally begins to suspect that Trish and Dez have romantic secrets with each other, which turn out only to be partially true; Trish is found to be dating one of the dancers, and Dez secretly watches romantic movies. However, Ally discovers that the dancer's motives with both Trish and Austin are nowhere near as good as his skills on the dance floor.
Subs created by: David Coleman.
Look how small this pizza is.
I just realized why they
call this place Mini's.
I probably should have
ordered more than one taco.
Can I have a bite of your pizza?
Dez!
Sorry I'm late for the
team Austin meeting.
Actually you're right on time.
You see, I set your watch ahead 45
minutes so you wouldn't be late.
Oh man! That means I was
on time for work too!
That's why they didn't fire me.
Oh, so where are we on
the new dance video?
Yeah, I promised the fans we'd have
it on the website by next weekend.
Well, I've been working on something
with my new back-up dancers.
So when do we get to see it?
Does now work for you?
It's an Austin flash mob!
Whoa! Whoa!
Uh, that cart wasn't there
last night when we rehearsed.
We're gonna need a
new back-up dancer.
When the crowd wants more,
I bring on the thunder.
'Cause you've got my back,
and I'm not going under.
You're my point,
you're my guard.
You're the perfect chord.
And I see our names together
on every billboard.
We're headed for the top,
we've got it on lock.
We'll make 'em say "hey!"
And we'll keep rockin'.
Oh, there's no way I could
make it without ya.
Do it without ya,
be here without ya.
It's no fun when
you're doing it solo.
With you it's like, "whoa".
Yeah, and I know.
I own this dream.
'Cause I got you with me.
There's no way I could
make it without ya.
Do it without ya,
be here without ya.
Shh! Fine we'll just
keep this between us.
- Okay.
- Keep what between us?
Uh... Well...
Uh, this book! For now we'll
just keep this book between us.
What up, kids?
What up, Mr. Conley?
So Austin, I hear you're having
auditions for a new back-up dancer.
Yeah, one of my guys got hurt last
week so we need to replace him.
Oh, that's a bummer for him.
But awesome for me!
I'll see you cats there.
You dance?
But you're a teacher.
There's a lot of things
about me you don't know.
For instance, I live with my
mother and I text with my toes.
I hope some people show up
for the audition because,
my gut tells me Mister
Conley is not the guy.
- No!
- Got that right.
Oh hey, Trish?
I thought you were going to
come by Sonic Boom last night?
Oh, sorry, we went
to the movies.
Don't see "The Timid Heart."
We went to the movies?
Who's "we"?
Uh...
We? I didn't say we.
I said uh, me.
Really? You said "me
went to the movies"?
Yes, me did! That's
what me said.
Well, me gotta go to class.
Trish is dating somebody!
- What?
- Nobody knows Trish better than me.
Something's up! She went to
the movies with somebody.
Dez, do you know something?
Uh uh uh uh uh...
Me gotta go to class.
"Uh uh uh uh uh."
Five "uh" s? He does
know something.
Trish is dating somebody!
Welcome to the auditions to
be my new back-up dancer.
Thanks for coming out.
Those of you that stink, thanks
in advance for wasting my time.
Just the fact that you showed
up here today means...
You're a winner.
Except we are only looking for
one dancer, so the truth is...
Most of you are losers.
Okay, let's see what you got.
Woo!
Woo!
Wow, that Roger guy
is really good.
I don't think anyone's
going to beat him.
I like him! Let's hire him.
Hang on, we still
have one more dancer.
Trent!
Here you go. Um, I just want to thank
you guys so much for this opportunity.
It means so much to me, and I
would do anything to make it.
He seems very driven.
I like him! Let's hire him.
I think we should see
him dance first.
Woo!
Woo!
Okay, it's clearly
between Roger and Trent.
Totally...
And Dez and Mr. Conley
and the juggler.
Everybody was so good.
Uh, we can't hire everybody.
Trent is the guy. He's exactly
what you're looking for.
Right, Dez?
I totally agree with Trish.
Trent's our guy.
- Okay, I'm convinced. Trent it is.
- Yes!
Ha! I'm glad that's over.
I feel so bad for the people
who don't get picked.
Like in "The Timid Heart," when
Emma chooses Richard over Gabe.
He was devastated.
Not that I would know
because I didn't see it.
So what do you say I take
you guys out for some
tiny pizzas to celebrate
finding a dancer?
- Yeah!
- Oh, I can't.
I got something to do.
And so does Dez.
Dez saw "The Timid Heart."
You know what that means.
Trish went to the
movies with Dez.
He is the "we."
Trish is dating Dez!
Dez is dating Trish!
Each of them is
dating the other one!
Ally, come on.
The idea that Dez and Trish
are secretly dating is...
Ridiculous, impossible, and
completely, totally...
True.
I can't believe Trish
and Dez are dating.
It's surprising, but I
can kind of picture it.
Okay, maybe it's a
little hard to picture.
I don't know why Trish didn't tell me.
We're supposed to be best friends.
She probably feels weird about it.
You know...
Because it's weird.
What if they break up? How are we going
to work together or be friends together?
I just don't want it to change
the way the four of us hang out.
They'd feel the same
way if we were dating.
Me and you?
That'd be weird.
Really weird.
- Totally weird.
- Yeah, weird.
Five, six, seven, eight and one.
So, haven't seen you
since yesterday.
Let's catch up. I'll go first...
I don't have a new secret boyfriend.
Okay, your turn.
Shh! I'm trying to watch
the new back-up dancer.
Three and four, five,
six, seven, eight.
And one, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
Cool! Take five. There's drinks
upstairs in the practice room.
It's driving me crazy. Why won't
they admit they're dating?
Maybe we got it wrong.
Please, I know Trish better than anybody.
She's definitely dating Dez.
Ally's acting strange.
And that's unusual because...?
She's acting like she
knows something.
Did you tell her
about my boyfriend?
I haven't said anything
about you two.
You didn't tell them
my secret, did you?!
Look at them,
they're so in love.
They can't keep their
hands off of each other.
Get your hands off me. I
haven't said anything.
This is ridiculous. I'm
going to say something.
- Ally, wait, I...
- I'm sorry, guys.
I can't keep pretending.
We know your secret.
Fine, you got us!
I knew it! You and
Trish are dating.
Huh? What?
Ewe!
No, my secret is that I
love romance movies.
Trish caught me at the theater when she
was on a date with her new boyfriend.
I knew you had a new boyfriend.
So if it's not Dez, who is it?
I've been secretly dating Trent.
My new back-up dancer?
How long has this been going on?
Well, it all started in third grade
when I saw "Letters From a Lover Lost."
I'm talking about
Trish and Trent.
It's only been a week.
But we saw you and Dez
hugging at the locker.
Oh, I was so happy that Trent got the
dancing gig that I had to hug somebody.
Wait, back up. Dez, you
like romance movies?
No, I love them!
The passion, the
heartache, the emotion.
They live the love we
can only dare to dream.
Can we just focus on
one secret at a time?
Trish, how come you didn't
tell me about Trent?
Because I didn't want the
fact that we were going out,
to influence Austin's
decision on who to hire.
You didn't want to
influence my decision?
You're kidding me, right?
Pick Trent, pick Trent, pick Trent,
pick Trent, pick Trent, pick Trent!
Pick him, pick him, pick
Trent, pick Trent, pick Trent!
It means a lot to me that he
was hired on his own merit.
Hey, guys. Ally, Dez.
- Sorry, what was your name again?
- They know about us.
And you guys are cool with it?
Totally cool with it.
Austin, I promise we're
not going to let our
relationship get in the
way of team Austin.
Awesome. So, Trent, what do you
say we get back to rehearsal?
- Let's do it.
- Oh, he can't.
I'm making Trent take me to
see "The Wedding Diary."
It starts in like 15 minutes.
"The Wedding Diary"
is out already?
Listen, guys, I have to go.
I have practice for...
Sports.
In case I cry during the...
Sports.
My best friend has a boyfriend.
My best friend has a boyfriend.
- My best friend has...
- Ally, please stop singing that song.
I just love love.
So tell me, what's Trent like?
He treats me so great. And
he's so much fun to be around.
Look at this bracelet he got
me for our one-week-iversary.
It says, "Trent's boo."
I haven't seen you this happy since
Dez got that tuba stuck on his head.
That was a good day.
Listen, Ally, I'm sorry I didn't
tell you about this right away.
That's okay. I understand.
I gotta run.
I'm gonna get fired
from my job at the nail
salon so I can spend
more time with my boo.
Oh.
Babe, please don't be mad.
You know I only started dating Trish to
get the gig as Austin's back-up dancer.
How do I know you're
not just saying that?
You haven't even gotten me anything
for our three-week-iversary.
I got you this.
"Trent's boo"?!
I love it.
You're gonna break
up with her, right?
Yes. Yeah, I just...
I have to figure out how
to let her down easy,
you know, so I can
still keep the gig.
Trish's boo has another boo?
Boo!
Great to see you, mom.
Oh! You too, Ricky.
How's Africa?
Oh, it's great. This has
been one of the most,
fascinating research
expeditions yet.
Okay, Ricky, don't
touch my book.
Give me my book.
Hey, Ally, guess what?
Lula the gorilla... She
gave birth to twins.
Aw!
I named this one Ally,
because she's so creative.
And this one Trish,
because she's so tough.
And also because
she sleeps a lot.
Speaking of Trish, I need some advice.
She has a new boyfriend...
Oh, I love love!
Your best friend
has a boyfriend!
Your best friend
has a boyfriend!
Yeah. But I found out that he's only
using her to get in with Austin.
- She's going to be devastated.
- Oh.
That's tough.
But you're going to
have to tell her.
You'd want her to tell you if
it was the other way around.
You're right.
Thanks, mom. I love you.
I love you too.
Would you like to see video of
Lula giving birth to the twins?
Uh...
Sorry, mom. You're cutting...
Talk to you later.
- You say bye first.
- No, you say bye first.
- You say bye.
- You say bye!
- No, you say bye.
- Nuh-uh, you say bye.
Bye!
Okay.
I'll see you later.
What was that all about?
Trish, we gotta talk.
What is it?
Uh...
My mom named a baby
gorilla after you.
Really? Aw!
And...
Trent has another girlfriend
and he's only using
you so he can be
Austin's back-up dancer.
Please, that's ridiculous...
That you would be so jealous
that I have a boyfriend,
that you would make up
such a horrible story!
But, wait.
You wouldn't make up a story
like this, would you?
Because you're my best friend.
And you would never want
to hurt my feelings.
And this was probably really hard
for you to tell me, which means...
It must be true.
That jerk!
How could he do this to me?
I'm so sorry, Trish.
We are totally ready to
shoot this dance video.
I worked out this move where
me and Trent do this thing...
You can't use Trent.
He's no good.
What are you talking about?
He's really good.
He's one of the best dancers
I've ever worked with.
No, he has another girlfriend.
He's just using Trish.
That's terrible.
Oh hey, guys.
Okay, Trish, give him
a piece of your mind.
It's all you.
- Listen, Trent, you...
- I'll handle this!
Listen, Trent, you mess with
Trish, you mess with all of us.
She is a great person and
you don't deserve her.
Yeah, nobody gets to be
mean to Trish except me.
We're mean to each other.
It's kind of our thing.
Well, technically, she's more
mean to me than I am to her.
Okay, that'll do, Dez.
I thought you really liked me.
I do really like you. You're
cute, you're fun, you're tough.
And if I wasn't so focused on my career,
I could totally see us together.
What about your girlfriend?
Mmm. Right. There's that too.
I'm sorry, Trish. I never
meant to hurt you.
Well, sorry or
not, you're fired.
Yeah! You heard him.
Wait, this isn't about Trish.
I think you're just firing me because
you're afraid I'm going to show you up.
Please. Nobody's a better
dancer than Austin.
Really?
I challenge Austin
Moon to a dance-off.
Oh no, he didn't!
You don't need to prove
anything to him, Austin.
You're right, Ally.
Hear that, everybody?
Austin is scared.
Do it, Austin. Do it for me.
Humiliate that jerk.
- Let's do this.
- Woo!
Yeah! Dance-off!
We got a dance-off!
I'm so fresh I'm so
fresh right now...
Yeah. My, I'm so fresh.
Organically farmed and
picked to my best.
High tops and my crisp white shades.
Girls pass me by like, "oh, my days!"
I bet you've never seen style this wild.
Step out the car with...
- Woo!
- Yeah!
Ain't nobody that's
fresher than me.
You ain't fresher than me, ain't
nobody that's fresher than me.
Yeah, you ain't fresher than me.
Ladies say, "who's that guy?
Who's that guy? He's so fly".
Ladies say, "who's that guy?"
Yeah, that's me, that's
me, that's right.
Ladies say, "who's that guy?
Who's that guy? He's so fly".
Ladies say, "who's that guy?"
Yeah, that's me, that's
me, that's right.
Ladies say, "who's that guy?
Who's that guy? He's so fly".
Ladies say, "who's that guy?"
Yeah, that's me, that's
me, that's right.
Ladies say, "who's that guy?
Who's that guy? He's so fly".
- Yeah!
- Woo!
Austin, Austin, Austin, Austin!
Austin, Austin, Austin!
Austin, Austin, Austin!
So I put the video of the Austin-Trent
dance-off on the website.
And it already got a ton of hits.
People love it.
- What up?!
- Oh, that's cool.
But I still feel bad for Trish.
To have her first love end so badly.
She must be crushed.
Like in that movie,
"First Love."
Charlotte never loved again after the
unnamed sailor betrayed her heart.
Dez and I might have
watched it last night.
Austin cried.
I did not. I had
something in my eye.
Yeah, tears.
I'm sure Trish will be fine.
It's just going to take time.
It might be months, maybe years.
Guess who got a new boyfriend!
Roger?
Yep. And just so you know,
he asked me out after you hired him
to be your new back-up dancer.
Bye.
Now that we're all here, let's celebrate
the awesome new dance video...
With a cake from Mini's.
- I call the big piece!
- Okay wait, wait. Stop!
Look how small this pizza is.
I just realized why they
call this place Mini's.
I probably should have
ordered more than one taco.
Can I have a bite of your pizza?
Dez!
Sorry I'm late for the
team Austin meeting.
Actually you're right on time.
You see, I set your watch ahead 45
minutes so you wouldn't be late.
Oh man! That means I was
on time for work too!
That's why they didn't fire me.
Oh, so where are we on
the new dance video?
Yeah, I promised the fans we'd have
it on the website by next weekend.
Well, I've been working on something
with my new back-up dancers.
So when do we get to see it?
Does now work for you?
It's an Austin flash mob!
Whoa! Whoa!
Uh, that cart wasn't there
last night when we rehearsed.
We're gonna need a
new back-up dancer.
When the crowd wants more,
I bring on the thunder.
'Cause you've got my back,
and I'm not going under.
You're my point,
you're my guard.
You're the perfect chord.
And I see our names together
on every billboard.
We're headed for the top,
we've got it on lock.
We'll make 'em say "hey!"
And we'll keep rockin'.
Oh, there's no way I could
make it without ya.
Do it without ya,
be here without ya.
It's no fun when
you're doing it solo.
With you it's like, "whoa".
Yeah, and I know.
I own this dream.
'Cause I got you with me.
There's no way I could
make it without ya.
Do it without ya,
be here without ya.
Shh! Fine we'll just
keep this between us.
- Okay.
- Keep what between us?
Uh... Well...
Uh, this book! For now we'll
just keep this book between us.
What up, kids?
What up, Mr. Conley?
So Austin, I hear you're having
auditions for a new back-up dancer.
Yeah, one of my guys got hurt last
week so we need to replace him.
Oh, that's a bummer for him.
But awesome for me!
I'll see you cats there.
You dance?
But you're a teacher.
There's a lot of things
about me you don't know.
For instance, I live with my
mother and I text with my toes.
I hope some people show up
for the audition because,
my gut tells me Mister
Conley is not the guy.
- No!
- Got that right.
Oh hey, Trish?
I thought you were going to
come by Sonic Boom last night?
Oh, sorry, we went
to the movies.
Don't see "The Timid Heart."
We went to the movies?
Who's "we"?
Uh...
We? I didn't say we.
I said uh, me.
Really? You said "me
went to the movies"?
Yes, me did! That's
what me said.
Well, me gotta go to class.
Trish is dating somebody!
- What?
- Nobody knows Trish better than me.
Something's up! She went to
the movies with somebody.
Dez, do you know something?
Uh uh uh uh uh...
Me gotta go to class.
"Uh uh uh uh uh."
Five "uh" s? He does
know something.
Trish is dating somebody!
Welcome to the auditions to
be my new back-up dancer.
Thanks for coming out.
Those of you that stink, thanks
in advance for wasting my time.
Just the fact that you showed
up here today means...
You're a winner.
Except we are only looking for
one dancer, so the truth is...
Most of you are losers.
Okay, let's see what you got.
Woo!
Woo!
Wow, that Roger guy
is really good.
I don't think anyone's
going to beat him.
I like him! Let's hire him.
Hang on, we still
have one more dancer.
Trent!
Here you go. Um, I just want to thank
you guys so much for this opportunity.
It means so much to me, and I
would do anything to make it.
He seems very driven.
I like him! Let's hire him.
I think we should see
him dance first.
Woo!
Woo!
Okay, it's clearly
between Roger and Trent.
Totally...
And Dez and Mr. Conley
and the juggler.
Everybody was so good.
Uh, we can't hire everybody.
Trent is the guy. He's exactly
what you're looking for.
Right, Dez?
I totally agree with Trish.
Trent's our guy.
- Okay, I'm convinced. Trent it is.
- Yes!
Ha! I'm glad that's over.
I feel so bad for the people
who don't get picked.
Like in "The Timid Heart," when
Emma chooses Richard over Gabe.
He was devastated.
Not that I would know
because I didn't see it.
So what do you say I take
you guys out for some
tiny pizzas to celebrate
finding a dancer?
- Yeah!
- Oh, I can't.
I got something to do.
And so does Dez.
Dez saw "The Timid Heart."
You know what that means.
Trish went to the
movies with Dez.
He is the "we."
Trish is dating Dez!
Dez is dating Trish!
Each of them is
dating the other one!
Ally, come on.
The idea that Dez and Trish
are secretly dating is...
Ridiculous, impossible, and
completely, totally...
True.
I can't believe Trish
and Dez are dating.
It's surprising, but I
can kind of picture it.
Okay, maybe it's a
little hard to picture.
I don't know why Trish didn't tell me.
We're supposed to be best friends.
She probably feels weird about it.
You know...
Because it's weird.
What if they break up? How are we going
to work together or be friends together?
I just don't want it to change
the way the four of us hang out.
They'd feel the same
way if we were dating.
Me and you?
That'd be weird.
Really weird.
- Totally weird.
- Yeah, weird.
Five, six, seven, eight and one.
So, haven't seen you
since yesterday.
Let's catch up. I'll go first...
I don't have a new secret boyfriend.
Okay, your turn.
Shh! I'm trying to watch
the new back-up dancer.
Three and four, five,
six, seven, eight.
And one, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
Cool! Take five. There's drinks
upstairs in the practice room.
It's driving me crazy. Why won't
they admit they're dating?
Maybe we got it wrong.
Please, I know Trish better than anybody.
She's definitely dating Dez.
Ally's acting strange.
And that's unusual because...?
She's acting like she
knows something.
Did you tell her
about my boyfriend?
I haven't said anything
about you two.
You didn't tell them
my secret, did you?!
Look at them,
they're so in love.
They can't keep their
hands off of each other.
Get your hands off me. I
haven't said anything.
This is ridiculous. I'm
going to say something.
- Ally, wait, I...
- I'm sorry, guys.
I can't keep pretending.
We know your secret.
Fine, you got us!
I knew it! You and
Trish are dating.
Huh? What?
Ewe!
No, my secret is that I
love romance movies.
Trish caught me at the theater when she
was on a date with her new boyfriend.
I knew you had a new boyfriend.
So if it's not Dez, who is it?
I've been secretly dating Trent.
My new back-up dancer?
How long has this been going on?
Well, it all started in third grade
when I saw "Letters From a Lover Lost."
I'm talking about
Trish and Trent.
It's only been a week.
But we saw you and Dez
hugging at the locker.
Oh, I was so happy that Trent got the
dancing gig that I had to hug somebody.
Wait, back up. Dez, you
like romance movies?
No, I love them!
The passion, the
heartache, the emotion.
They live the love we
can only dare to dream.
Can we just focus on
one secret at a time?
Trish, how come you didn't
tell me about Trent?
Because I didn't want the
fact that we were going out,
to influence Austin's
decision on who to hire.
You didn't want to
influence my decision?
You're kidding me, right?
Pick Trent, pick Trent, pick Trent,
pick Trent, pick Trent, pick Trent!
Pick him, pick him, pick
Trent, pick Trent, pick Trent!
It means a lot to me that he
was hired on his own merit.
Hey, guys. Ally, Dez.
- Sorry, what was your name again?
- They know about us.
And you guys are cool with it?
Totally cool with it.
Austin, I promise we're
not going to let our
relationship get in the
way of team Austin.
Awesome. So, Trent, what do you
say we get back to rehearsal?
- Let's do it.
- Oh, he can't.
I'm making Trent take me to
see "The Wedding Diary."
It starts in like 15 minutes.
"The Wedding Diary"
is out already?
Listen, guys, I have to go.
I have practice for...
Sports.
In case I cry during the...
Sports.
My best friend has a boyfriend.
My best friend has a boyfriend.
- My best friend has...
- Ally, please stop singing that song.
I just love love.
So tell me, what's Trent like?
He treats me so great. And
he's so much fun to be around.
Look at this bracelet he got
me for our one-week-iversary.
It says, "Trent's boo."
I haven't seen you this happy since
Dez got that tuba stuck on his head.
That was a good day.
Listen, Ally, I'm sorry I didn't
tell you about this right away.
That's okay. I understand.
I gotta run.
I'm gonna get fired
from my job at the nail
salon so I can spend
more time with my boo.
Oh.
Babe, please don't be mad.
You know I only started dating Trish to
get the gig as Austin's back-up dancer.
How do I know you're
not just saying that?
You haven't even gotten me anything
for our three-week-iversary.
I got you this.
"Trent's boo"?!
I love it.
You're gonna break
up with her, right?
Yes. Yeah, I just...
I have to figure out how
to let her down easy,
you know, so I can
still keep the gig.
Trish's boo has another boo?
Boo!
Great to see you, mom.
Oh! You too, Ricky.
How's Africa?
Oh, it's great. This has
been one of the most,
fascinating research
expeditions yet.
Okay, Ricky, don't
touch my book.
Give me my book.
Hey, Ally, guess what?
Lula the gorilla... She
gave birth to twins.
Aw!
I named this one Ally,
because she's so creative.
And this one Trish,
because she's so tough.
And also because
she sleeps a lot.
Speaking of Trish, I need some advice.
She has a new boyfriend...
Oh, I love love!
Your best friend
has a boyfriend!
Your best friend
has a boyfriend!
Yeah. But I found out that he's only
using her to get in with Austin.
- She's going to be devastated.
- Oh.
That's tough.
But you're going to
have to tell her.
You'd want her to tell you if
it was the other way around.
You're right.
Thanks, mom. I love you.
I love you too.
Would you like to see video of
Lula giving birth to the twins?
Uh...
Sorry, mom. You're cutting...
Talk to you later.
- You say bye first.
- No, you say bye first.
- You say bye.
- You say bye!
- No, you say bye.
- Nuh-uh, you say bye.
Bye!
Okay.
I'll see you later.
What was that all about?
Trish, we gotta talk.
What is it?
Uh...
My mom named a baby
gorilla after you.
Really? Aw!
And...
Trent has another girlfriend
and he's only using
you so he can be
Austin's back-up dancer.
Please, that's ridiculous...
That you would be so jealous
that I have a boyfriend,
that you would make up
such a horrible story!
But, wait.
You wouldn't make up a story
like this, would you?
Because you're my best friend.
And you would never want
to hurt my feelings.
And this was probably really hard
for you to tell me, which means...
It must be true.
That jerk!
How could he do this to me?
I'm so sorry, Trish.
We are totally ready to
shoot this dance video.
I worked out this move where
me and Trent do this thing...
You can't use Trent.
He's no good.
What are you talking about?
He's really good.
He's one of the best dancers
I've ever worked with.
No, he has another girlfriend.
He's just using Trish.
That's terrible.
Oh hey, guys.
Okay, Trish, give him
a piece of your mind.
It's all you.
- Listen, Trent, you...
- I'll handle this!
Listen, Trent, you mess with
Trish, you mess with all of us.
She is a great person and
you don't deserve her.
Yeah, nobody gets to be
mean to Trish except me.
We're mean to each other.
It's kind of our thing.
Well, technically, she's more
mean to me than I am to her.
Okay, that'll do, Dez.
I thought you really liked me.
I do really like you. You're
cute, you're fun, you're tough.
And if I wasn't so focused on my career,
I could totally see us together.
What about your girlfriend?
Mmm. Right. There's that too.
I'm sorry, Trish. I never
meant to hurt you.
Well, sorry or
not, you're fired.
Yeah! You heard him.
Wait, this isn't about Trish.
I think you're just firing me because
you're afraid I'm going to show you up.
Please. Nobody's a better
dancer than Austin.
Really?
I challenge Austin
Moon to a dance-off.
Oh no, he didn't!
You don't need to prove
anything to him, Austin.
You're right, Ally.
Hear that, everybody?
Austin is scared.
Do it, Austin. Do it for me.
Humiliate that jerk.
- Let's do this.
- Woo!
Yeah! Dance-off!
We got a dance-off!
I'm so fresh I'm so
fresh right now...
Yeah. My, I'm so fresh.
Organically farmed and
picked to my best.
High tops and my crisp white shades.
Girls pass me by like, "oh, my days!"
I bet you've never seen style this wild.
Step out the car with...
- Woo!
- Yeah!
Ain't nobody that's
fresher than me.
You ain't fresher than me, ain't
nobody that's fresher than me.
Yeah, you ain't fresher than me.
Ladies say, "who's that guy?
Who's that guy? He's so fly".
Ladies say, "who's that guy?"
Yeah, that's me, that's
me, that's right.
Ladies say, "who's that guy?
Who's that guy? He's so fly".
Ladies say, "who's that guy?"
Yeah, that's me, that's
me, that's right.
Ladies say, "who's that guy?
Who's that guy? He's so fly".
Ladies say, "who's that guy?"
Yeah, that's me, that's
me, that's right.
Ladies say, "who's that guy?
Who's that guy? He's so fly".
- Yeah!
- Woo!
Austin, Austin, Austin, Austin!
Austin, Austin, Austin!
Austin, Austin, Austin!
So I put the video of the Austin-Trent
dance-off on the website.
And it already got a ton of hits.
People love it.
- What up?!
- Oh, that's cool.
But I still feel bad for Trish.
To have her first love end so badly.
She must be crushed.
Like in that movie,
"First Love."
Charlotte never loved again after the
unnamed sailor betrayed her heart.
Dez and I might have
watched it last night.
Austin cried.
I did not. I had
something in my eye.
Yeah, tears.
I'm sure Trish will be fine.
It's just going to take time.
It might be months, maybe years.
Guess who got a new boyfriend!
Roger?
Yep. And just so you know,
he asked me out after you hired him
to be your new back-up dancer.
Bye.
Now that we're all here, let's celebrate
the awesome new dance video...
With a cake from Mini's.
- I call the big piece!
- Okay wait, wait. Stop!