Austin & Ally (2011–2016): Season 1, Episode 14 - myTAB & My Pet - full transcript

Subs created by: David Coleman.

Rise and shine, sleepy heads!

We have a big day ahead.

The MyTAB 6 goes on
sale in only 13 hours.

How do you like your eggs?

Four hours from now.

And scrambled.

Why did you have to wake
us up at 6:00 A.M.?

Everybody else is
still sleeping...

Even the mall statue guy.

I woke you up so we can
enjoy this together!



We're doing this as a team.
Right, Trish?

Trish?

Oh, hey guys.

I totally slept here.

In fact, I'm sleeping now.

I'm sleepwalking.

You're also sleep-lying.

Fine, I didn't sleep here.

Why do we have to wait
in this ridiculous

line if we're just getting
one MyTAB anyway?

First of all, because it's fun.

Woo!

Skip to "second of all."

Second of all, MyTAB's are
the hottest thing out there.



If we don't get ours
today, it'll be months

before Tech Town gets
another shipment in.

I can't wait months. I really
need that new video editing app.

I really need the new
music recording app.

And I really need to re-sell our MyTAB
for five times what we pay for it.

We're not re-selling it.

I hear there's an awesome
cloud identifying app.

I'm gonna be the coolest girl
in my cloud watching club!

If you really wanna be cool, never
mention cloud watching club again.

If all we're gonna do is wait in this
line, can't we go back to sleep?

No, because in exactly
five seconds,

it's officially Owen's birthday!

Happy Birthday, Owen!

Or should I say "bird-thday"?

You should say "birthday."

I can't believe you brought
Owen to wait in line with us.

He can keep us company
and tell us stories.

Don't you, Owen? Come
on, like we practiced.

"Ally's cool, Ally's cool."

Maybe he can talk but he
just can't tell a lie.

When the crowd wants more,
I bring on the thunder.

'Cause you've got my back,
and I'm not going under.

You're my point,
you're my guard.

You're the perfect chord.

And I see our names together
on every billboard.

We're headed for the top,
we've got it on lock.

We'll make 'em say "hey!"

And we'll keep rockin'.

Oh, there's no way I could
make it without ya.

Do it without ya,
be here without ya.

It's no fun when
you're doing it solo.

With you it's like, "whoa,".
Yeah, and I know.

I own this dream.

'Cause I got you with me.

There's no way I could
make it without ya.

Do it without ya,
be here without ya.

And that's your last
birthday present, Owen.

Sorry I didn't get
you a lot this year.

Didn't get him a lot?!

We've been watching you open
bird presents for three hours.

Uh-oh, Dez, here comes Mindy.

Oh no! She has a crush on me.

- Hide me!
- I'll hide you.

Okay... Ooh!

Hey, Dezzy-cakes.

Did you get my flowers?

You sent me flowers?

No! Did you get me...

My flowers?

Aw...

Thank you.

Uh, Mindy, you
can't cut in line.

No cutsies.

But she was just
saving my space.

Also no savesies. Sorry.

- Oh.
- Back of the line.

Okay, I don't know why
you're so mean to me,

because I am always
so nice to you.

Would you shut your
stupid bird up?!

I'll have you know my bird is not stupid.
He talks a lot.

Well, I wonder where
he gets that from.

Arr, ye bird is so loud!

Me bird's been here all night,
she hasn't made a peep.

Pirate Frank, your
bird's not real.

Aw, my Dad just texted. He wants
me to watch the store today.

Don't worry. We can keep waiting
in line and you can meet us later.

I'm going with Ally. I'm tired
from hanging out here all night.

You weren't here all night.

Okay, I'm just tired of
hanging out with you.

I don't know about leaving
you guys in line alone.

Can I trust you to
hold our place?

Can she trust us?!

Ally, please. It's not that
hard to stand in line.

Yeah, the key is
to stay focused.

Hey, is that a balloon?

You can trust us.

Attention everyone!

I am leaving the line, but my
friends are holding my space.

However, since we are
only buying one MyTAB,

this is not a violation
of the no-savesies rule.

- In addition...
- No one cares. Leave already!

What's with the popcorn machine?

My Dad found it in the dumpster
behind the movie theater.

He's giving it to Owen
for his birthday.

Owen loves popcorn.

Did Owen tell you that?

I wish I didn't have to work today.
I need to be in that line.

Relax. It's not like Dez
is there by himself.

Austin is with him, and Austin
would never leave the line.

Hey, guys!

I left the line.

Why?

I needed a break.

You left Dez there by himself?

Ally, it's only
been five minutes.

You think Dez is just gonna let
people go in front of him?

You can cut in front of me.
I insist, I insist.

Go.

Hey Bill.

Oh actually, it's Billl
with three "L" s.

Right, sorry, Billl.

It's "alll" good.

Why'd you let those people
cut in front of you?

They had a really sad story
about why they needed a MyTAB.

Dude, they so took advantage
of your kindness.

On a totally unrelated note...

If I don't get a MyTAB, my
girlfriend's gonna break up with me.

- That's terrible.
- Yeah. If she breaks up with me,

I'lll be all... ll... ll...
ll... ll... ll...

- All what?!
- All sad.

I don't want you to
lose your girlfriend.

You can cut in front of me.

Oh thanks, buddy!

Hey, Ally.

Dez, what happened?

You're like 20 spaces
behind where we were.

I knew I couldn't trust you.

I had to let those people
cut in front of me.

They all had such sad stories.

Seriously? You let statue
guy cut in front of you?

He doesn't even speak.

- He gave me a really sad face.
- Huh.

Ally didn't trust me
to stand in line,

so she sent me back here to
help you watch the store.

What are you doing?

Ally asked me to feed Owen.

She sent me like 20 pages
of bird feeding rules.

She doesn't trust
us to do anything.

That's probably her
texting me again.

Here.

Sorry, buddy.

"P.S. When you feed Owen,
do not open the cage."

Hmm.

"And do not leave
the window open."

Owen! Owen, come back!

Ally's gonna freak. We have to
find him before she finds out.

I know some bird calls.

This is my Cockatiel.

I think that was a chicken call.

No, I ordered from the
chicken hut earlier.

I was starving.

Thank you, or
should I say brawk!

Austin!

You left Dez alone in the store?

No, he's not alone.

Because Owen's there!

In his closed cage
where he belongs.

- Oh, is that Ally's...
- Nose?

Yep, that's Ally's nose. Boop!

Don't boop my nose.

Well, I'm gonna
run off that way.

He was acting weird.

Yeah! The way he
ran off that way?

That was weird.

Well, I'm gonna
run off that way.

Pretty bird! Owen's
a pretty bird.

- You found Owen?!
- Nope.

But I built a new Owen.

Ally will never know
the difference.

Yeah, this looks
exactly like him.

Except for the candy corn beak.

Let's see how he flies.

He can't fly... He's fake.

How could you guys let
the bird get away?

If Ally finds out,
it'll destroy her.

We have to get Ally's bird back.
Let's all think.

Okay, Ally says Owen
loves popcorn, right?

Let's set up a trail of popcorn
to lure Owen back to his cage.

- Yes!
- There you go. Let's do it.

Okay.

I know.

Aren't you putting in
a little too much?

I'm sorry, who here was
fired from a popcorn store?

That's what I thought.

In the meantime,
let's keep looking.

Where do ye think ye be going?

Uh, that's my spot.

You got out of line.

She got out of line!

But I just...

No savesies, no cutsies,
no insies, no outsies.

Your rules, bird girl.

I wasn't really outsie.

I was just throwing
my apple away.

Littering rules take
precedence over line rules.

Oh. Not according to this 20-page
document you handed out.

Why am I so thorough?

Back of the line, All-ly.

Back of the line!
Back of the line!

Back of the line!
Back of the line!

- Really?
- Back of the line! Back of the line!

Owen! Owen!

Get your "Owen" popcorn, Austin.

This popcorn's "my-en."

Ally, what are you doing here?

I got booted to the
back of the line.

Now there's too many people.
We'll never get a MyTAB.

- I really messed up.
- People mess up.

- That's okay.
- It... It's not.

I gave you guys a hard time
about being irresponsible,

and now we're not getting
a MyTAB because of me.

Ally, you made a mistake.

What are friends for, if not for
understanding each others' mistakes?

And immediately forgiving them?

We know you'd do the same
if we ever made a mistake,

and you'd be just as
understanding, if not...

More.

Okay, what's going on?

Nothing.

Why are you both talking
at the same time?

We're not.

Why'd you both look upstairs?

We didn't!

Hey, Ally.

What happened in here?

That popcorn machine your Dad
found in the dumpster is broken.

It won't turn off.
I've tried everything.

Okay, maybe not everything.

So this is what you guys
were trying to hide from me?

Actually no.

There's something way worse
we need to talk to you about.

Uh, what's worse than this?

Uh, nothing. It
could've been worse.

Birds could've flown away!

Why would I say that?

You know what? We're
gonna get our MyTAB.

I didn't sleep on the mall floor all
night just to give up this easy.

You didn't sleep on the
mall floor all night.

How are we gonna get our MyTAB if we
have to start at the back of the line?

Since we can't move
up in the line,

we're gonna have to figure out ways
to get people to move out of line.

We're also gonna have to figure out
ways to get rid of all this popcorn.

There's only one way to get
rid of all this popcorn.

Dez, that's gonna
take way too long.

Let me help you.

Whoa!

- This is the best day ever!
- I know!

I hope this works.

If there's one thing people like more
than a MyTAB, it's a free MyTAB.

Hey, everybody, I just got
a job at Tech Town and...

Good news... We're giving
away a free MyTAB!

All you gotta do is find a golden
horseshoe hidden somewhere in this mall.

Oh, you heard me...
A free MyTAB.

They're totally gonna fall for it.
Then we'll steal their spots in line.

Suckers!

Oops.

Did you guys hear about
that weather report?

A freak storm is
about to hit Miami.

Everyone should evacuate.

They say there's going to
be golf-ball size hail.

- Evacuate!
- Evacuate, evacuate!

Evacuate!

I couldn't find hail the size of golf
balls, so I just got cheese balls.

We were so starving, we were about to
give up our spaces to get some food.

Now we don't have to, because
it's raining sky cheese!

The MyTAB's are going on
sale in five minutes.

What are we gonna do?

Austin, grab your guitar.

I know one thing people want
even more than a MyTAB.

Bacon ice cream.

No, people wanna see
Austin in concert.

Oh, that's a great idea, Ally.

Yeah. Hey, everybody! I'm playing my
first ever acoustic show, and it's free!

Follow me.

Out of the way move move!

It worked! Let's
go get that MyTAB.

Okay, you go get that MyTAB,

I'm gonna go see Austin Moon's
first ever acoustic concert.

Woo!

Well, it looks like it's just you
and me getting the MyTAB, Trish.

Looks like it's just me.

Boop!

This next song is called
"Not A Love Song."

You're always on my mind.

I think about you
all the time...

Um, no.

Let's not talk about it.

Drama, we can live without it.

Catch wave if we're bored,
there's a clock we'll ignore.

Find a way around it.

Girl, I can tell it's something.

Even when you say it's nothing.

When you're playing with your
hair like you just don't care.

It's a tell, you're bluffing...

Please don't take
this the wrong way.

I love the things you do, it's
how you do the things you love.

But it's not a love song.

Not a love song.

I love the way you get me,
but correct me if I'm wrong.

This is not a love song.

Not a love song.

I love the things you do, it's
how you do the things you love.

The way you say it,
put me through it.

I guess I always knew it.

I love the way you get me,
but correct me if I'm wrong.

This is not a love song.

Not a love song.

Did you get it?

No, they were all sold out.

- Oh seriously?
- No way! Oh man!

Kidding!

Awesome! Whoa! It's even
cooler than I thought!

Oh, it was so worth
waiting all night.

You didn't wait all night.

And the best part is
it's ours forever.

It's mine now.

I found the golden horseshoe!

Dez, you actually hid
a golden horseshoe?

Well, yeah-huh. A Tech
Town employee never lies.

You don't really
work at Tech Town.

Dez, do something.

Okay okay. Uh...

Hey, Mindy, how about I take you on a
date and you give us back the MyTAB?

How about you take me on a
date and I keep the MyTAB?

Awesome. Wait.

Oh man!

See you Friday
night, Dezzy-cakes.

- Ooh, I actually have plans...
- I said Friday night!

Pick you up at 8:00.

So Owen, did you have
a nice birthday?

Give it up, Ally. The
bird's never gonna talk.

Austin let me of the cage.
Trish and Dez knew about it.

Wait, there's more.

Dez touched your song book.

Don't listen to Owen he doesn't
know what he's talking about.

I tried to find you earlier, but
I got lost in the food court.

Then I pooped on a statue.

It turned out to be a real guy.

Wait, there's more.