Austin & Ally (2011–2016): Season 1, Episode 12 - Soups & Stars - full transcript

What are you guys doing?

Shooting a commercial
for sonic boom.

My dad is paying you
to shoot a commercial?

In real money?

'cause I got chicken fingers
for allowance last week.

I'm doing it for free.

I'm hoping when other
stores see it,

they'll pay me to shoot
their commercials

Whoa, you're actually
doing work free?

You're supposed to
get pay not to work.

Have I taught you nothing?



So what's up with
the huge guitar?

Every director needs a "thing."
my "thing" is giant props

And the splits.

Okay, maybe just giant props.

My thing is twitting.

That's right, I join tweeter.
Ever heard of it?

You're just joining tweeter now?

Yep, Ally Dawson is officially

a passenger on a train?

All aboard. a-woot woot!

Ally.

The tweeter train left the
station about two years ago.

And apparently, it left
you stranded there.

Well, I got on this week,



And I'm already up
to 11 followers.

Austin just got 3,000 followers.

This week?

This morning.

I don't get it. I post
really great twits.

Let me see.

"the radiant glow
of a friendly smile

Will warm a heart for
a million miles"?

Is this a twit or
your English paper?

What are you talking about?

Twits are supposed
to be silly and fun.

You put way too much
thought into your twits.

Here, check out
what I posted when

I was eating pancakes with Dez.

"Eating pancakes

With dez."

"chilling at sonic
boom with my buds."

"there is nothing more important

Than the moments you share
with your friends."

twit!

Hey, I just lost
three followers.

When the crowd wants more

I bring on the thunder

'cause you've got my back

And i'm not going under

You're my point, you're my guard

You're the perfect chord

And i see our names
together on every billboard

We're headed for the top,
we've got it on lock

We'll make 'em say "hey!"

And we'll keep rockin'

There's no way I could
make it without ya

Do it without ya,
be here without ya

It's no fun when
you're doing it solo

With you it's like,
"whoa," yeah, and i know

I own this dream

'cause i got you with me

There's no way i could
make it without ya

Do it without ya,
be here without ya.

Austin & Ally S01E12
Soups & Stars

Guess who got a job
at Suzy's soups?

You'll never guess
who the owner is.

Wait, don't tell me...
someone named Suzy?

It's miss Suzy, our elementary
school music teacher.

No way! I loved miss Suzy.

She's a big reason why I start
to take music seriously.

She's a big reason why I
to take naps in class.

She was so boring.

So miss Suzy's not
teaching anymore?

No, she's retired,

But she still acts like
a third grade teacher.

She gives us gold stars
for doing good work

And instead of breaks,
she gives us recess.

Ah, recess.

Nothing better than curling up

in the library with
a good book, huh?

What? I hated the playground.

I was always getting nailed in
the head with a dodge ball.

Ah, dodge ball.

So miss Suzy

Still gives out gold stars, huh?

-I never got one of those.
-really?

I got this one for spilling hot

soup on only one customer today.

And this one for going potty.

I wanna go see miss Suzy.

I'm gonna twit an update.
I'm getting good at these.

"cruisin' to Suzy's soups
to see my old teach."

"teachers are like candles.
They light the way for others."

It's like you want to
get hit by dodge balls.

Do you guys have to
make those noises?

Sorry. we'll make
different noises.

Come on, honey.

I'll show you how to do
a setup at the station.

Crackers on your left,
spoons on your right

When you're eating soup,
you never have to bite

As long as you pay
me, it's all good

-la la la la la la la la la la.
-ohh.

Hi, miss Suzy. remember me?

How could I ever forget you,

My little Ally-gator?

She gave us all
nicknames in class.

I was Trish-kabob.

My teachers used to
call me "d-plus."

They put it at the
top of all my tests.

Do you kids need more crayons

To color on your placemats?

Miss Suzy, we're grown up now.
We don't color anymore.

Speak for yourself, Ally-gator.

-ta-dah! -oh!

That shows real potential.

You get a gold star.

Sweet!

Ta-dah!

And you finished all your soup.

-You get a gold star, too.
-awesome!

Lunch has always been
my best subject.

And you get a gold star,
too, Trish-kabob.

Why does Trish-kabob
get a gold star?

She's really improving
at her job.

She's not ladling soup
with her hands anymore.

That's what she thinks.

Well, I just finished my soup.

Do I get anything for that?

Yes, you do.

The nutritious benefits
of a hearty bowl of soup.

This place is awesome.
I'm gonna twit about it.

Wait, where's my phone?

You know, you wouldn't
keep losing your phone

If you didn't carry
around all that junk.

This isn't junk. I
need this stuff.

Really? You need an
anchor, a license plate

And a rubber spider?

Yes, Ally, I do.

-Ah, here it is. -I'm
gonna twit, too.

"eating at suzy's soups.

What's soup, everybody?"

Good one.

I can do a cool twit, too.

Give me a minute to think

Don't think. just do. do.

I just said "do-do."

I gotta twit that.

What do you want me to do?

Put dez's rubber
spider in a bowl

of soup and take a picture of it

- that's pretty funny. -I'll
call it "spider noodle soup."

there.

Thanks, dez. i guess "sder
noodle soup" is pretty funny.

No, austin just said "do-do." -

What up?!

Whoa! are you shooting a
commercial for the science store?

No, I'm shooting that
commercial later.

I'm just lookin for my keys

Hey, Ally.

Hey, guys,

Guess who got 5,000 new
followers on tweeter?

That's right, me.

I hate to toot my own
horn, but toot-toot!

5,000 new followers.
that's awesome.

Go ahead, austin. you
can toot the horn.

Toot-toot.

I guess people do appreciate
my well-thought-out twits.

No, everyone appreciates
that spider picture you took

At miss Suzy's soups.

Wait, you're telling me I
got 5,000 new followers

Just because of
"spider noodle soup"?

Yeah, it's awesome.

It's not awesome for miss suzy.

She sent me home because there
weren't any customers...

-thanks to you. -thanks to me?

Yeah, I'm thanking you. I
got the afternoon off!

No no, Why aren't
there any customers?

People think we have
bugs in our soup

because of that picture you took

If miss Suzy doesn't
get some customers

Oh, man, what did I do?

Soon, she's gonna
out of business

You twitted a picture of a
spider in miss Suzy's soups

And now you're ruining her life.
Come on, Ally, keep up!

Ally!

You look exhausted.

I'm fine.

Thank you for shopping
at sonic change.

Here's your boom.

Okay, I'm exhausted.

I was up all night
trying to figure

out how to save miss
Suzy's business

It's all my fault
she's gonna lose it.

It's not all your fault.

People are making it worse by
putting up more fake pictures.

Look.

An eyeball in a bowl
of miss Suzy's soup.

A cruise ship in a bowl of soup.

Bigfoot in a bowl of soup.

What kind of person would do
this just to get a cheap laugh?

I did the bigfoot one.
funny, right?

Wrong. if miss Suzy
loses her business,

She's gonna hate me even
more than she already does.

What are you talking about?,

you are her favorite
student forever,

Then why hasn't she
given me a gold star?

Do you know how bad
i want a gold star?

You know they're not
real gold, right?

Hey, guys, we just
came from miss Suzy's,

And it was emp-ty.

I guess I can cross
miss suzy off my list

Of potential commercial clients.

Dez, that's it. that's how
we'll save miss Suzy's.

We'll make a commercial

You just saw me cross
her off the list.

No, that's a great idea.

I'll write a jingle,
you can sing it,

- Dez can direct it and Trish

can act in it. -Oh great!

How's this?

Ahh! There's a
spider in my soup!

That was good, but we
probably shouldn't mention

The whole
spider-in-the-soup thing.

Got it.

Ahhh! There's not a spider

In my soup!

Better.

Is this really your jingle
for the soup commercial?

"when life gets you down, and
you need to heal your soul,

Only one thing can suit you,

And it comes in a ceramic bowl"?

Pretty great, huh? I put a lot
of thought into those lyrics.

Look, Ally, you're the
best songwriter I know.

I like where you're going with this.
Keep talking.

- This jingle's not very good.
- Okay, stop talking.

Jingles are about selling things.
What are we selling here?

Love, hope, the triumph
of the human spirit.

No, we're selling soup.

Soup, soup, soup, soup, soup.

Ooh, I like that!

Soup soup soup soup
soup soup soup.

We should use that for
miss Suzy's commercial.

I like the jingle I wrote.

No offense, but the last
time I took your advice

About what to write, I
ruined miss Suzy's business.

Okay, no biggie.

We'll record your jingle.

Just hang on a second
I just need to

post my hourly
update on twitter."

What kind of person has
nothing better to do

than wait to see what you
are doing every hour

Austin, hurry up! I'm waiting to

hear what fun stuff
you update to."

"chillin' in the practice room."

Man, you live the life.

When the pressure of
life gets you down

And you wanna turn
that frown upside down

Don't be sad, don't be blue

Miss Suzy's got a soup for you.

So what do you think, miss Suzy?

Pretty gold star worthy, huh?

Ally, this jingle
is truly a triumph

Of the human spirit,

But I'm just trying
to sell soup here.

That's what I said! I think
it should be a lot simpler,

Like... soup soup soup
soup soup soup soup.

I'm sorry. I tried to
tell him earlier that

Oh! I love it.

-what? -let's all
sing it together.

One and a two and a...

Soup soup soup soup
soup soup soup.

This jingle is perfect

For the commercial.

I may not lose my
business after all.

Gold star for you, Austin.

-soup soup soup...
-whoo! awesome!

Congrats on another
gold star, Austin.

What's wrong?

Are you mad miss Suzy
didn't pick your jingle?

Isn't it more important we're
gonna save her restaurant?

I know. I'm happy about that.

It's just miss Suzy is the
only teacher I've ever had

That never gave me a gold star.

Who cares? gold stars are silly.

That's easy for you
to say, Austin.

Good things always happen to
you and you don't even try.

Your life is like a gold star.

That's not true. hey, Look!

I just found 20 bucks.

Miss Suzy was my music teacher.
I looked up to her.

If she says I'm
doing a good job,

then I know I'm
doing a good job,

Ally, do you really need
to have your jingle

In miss Suzy's commercial
just to get her approval?

Well, when you put it like that,

Yes! yes, I do.

I'll make my own commercial,

Use my jingle and
get a gold star!

Ally, that wasn't my point.

It's just a soup commercial.

Ally, you're making
this way more

complicated than it needs to be

What are you talking about?

It is not just a commercial.
We're saving Suzy's soups.

And who knows

Maybe I'll get a gold
star in the process.

Where are my actors?

-Ally, we look ridiculous. -Yeah

These tights are really tight.

Hey, I bet that's why
they call them tights.

So what's with the
giant bowl of soup?

I'm the director. you know
big props are my "thing."

That and tap-dancing.

All right, let's shoot this.

Austin, you're
playing a sailor who

just returned from
being lost sea

Trish, you play his
loyal wife who

Thought you will
never see him again,

Your motivation is your
mutual love of soup.

Okay, we're ready.

-And action! -Ally,
you're not a director.

You don't know how to say action.
And action!

Cornelia, when I
was lost at sea,

I thought of two things
every day to keep me happy

You and soup.

Oh, Benjamin,

I would never have
survived your absence

If not for the warmth
of this wonton soup.

Cut!

Ally, again, you're
not a director.

You don't know how
to say "cut." Cut!

Why is there wonton soup
in this giant soup bowl?

Dez, I told you to get
chickenn noodle soup.

For the last time, Ally,
you're not a director.

Only I can yell at
people on my set.

Dez, what were you thinking?

She told you to get
chiken noodle soup.

What does it matter if it's
wonton or chicken noodle?

Because there was
no Chinese food

In colonial America!

Why don't we just
put a drive-through

here and everyoneng
can get tacos

Ooh, if we're doing
a drive-through,

I'd rather have hamburgers.

Everybody focus.

This commercial has
to be perfect.

Relax, it's just soup.

Soup soup soup soup
soup soup soup

Soup soup soup soup soup soup...

Stop it! It is more
than just soup.

I want a gold star!

Ally, I'll give you
all my gold stars

If you promise to calm down.

I am calm!

Now if this soup
is gonna be right,

I need to pull this one down.

By enormous noodles,
boil them up,

Cut some giant

-Are you OK -Awesome!

Okay, maybe I do need to
calm down a little bit.

There's a wonton on
my head, isn't there?

There you are.

We've been looking
for you for hours.

I've been in the practice
room this whole time.

- Where were you looking?
- All your favorite places...

The pizza parlor and the arcade.

I don't like either
of those places.

Fine, we went to our
favorite places.

I won a frog.

Are you okay?

No, I feel terrible.

I got so caught up in
trying to win miss

Miss Suzy's approval that
I ruined her commercial.

Now she's definitely
gonna lose her business.

Ally, have you
seen your tweeter?

You have more followers
than Austin.

What? how did that happen?

Let's just say someone
edited your footage,

Made miss Suzy an
awesome commercial

And posted it on
your tweeter feed.

You can thankd BFF

Trish did that?

No, me. your b.f.f....

Best freckled friend.

That's not at all what it
stands for, but thank you.

No, thank us, too.

We helped, after we
left the arcade.

-I won a frog!

Check it out.

When the pressure of
life gets you down

And you wanna turn
that frown upside down

Don't be sad, don't be blue

Miss Suzy's got a soup for you

Soup soup soup soup
soup soup soup

Soup soup soup soup
soup soup soup

Soup soup soup soup
soup soup soup... -

Soup soup!

Suzy's soups...

So good, you'll wanna
dive right in.

We do not have spiders!

Oh, Ally.

Your commercial
saved my business.

-I wanna give you something.
-Really?

Ta-dah!

- Coupons for free soup.
- For the whole year!

-miss Suzy, can i ask you something?
-Sure.

How come you give
everyone else gold stars

But me?

Oh, Ally, because you
don't need them.

You're the most talented
student I've ever have

Usually, I just
give gold stars to

people who need
extra motivation.

Like Trish-kob.

Hey, I only broke
10 bowls today.

Oh, well...

Here's a gold star.

Yay! Gold star! Yay!

See? I told you you were
being silly for nothing.

Okay, here it goes.

I know you don't need this,

But gold star

For Ally-gator.

Oh!

You finally got your gold star.
How's it feel?

Eh, not that big of a deal.

Kidding. This is the
best thing ever.

Gold star dance!

Gold star! Gold star!

Who's got a gold star?

Ally's got a gold star!

Dear cornelia,

I'm afraid I must return to sea.

Oh, Benjamin, if
you must leave me,

I want to give you something
to remember me by.

-A guitar? -From sonic boom.

All the instruments you need

At historically low prices.

Sonic boom, boom, boom,
boom, boom, boom, boom!

And cut! Ally is
going to love it.

Where is she anyway

Oh, she is covering
for me in Miss Suzy's

Why would she do that

Sorry I'm late, just
have the best day ever