Ash vs Evil Dead (2015–2018): Season 2, Episode 6 - Trapped Inside - full transcript

- (siren wails)
- Ash Williams, you're under arrest

for the murder of Amber Corey.

- Baal: Shh.
- There's a demon in here.

He's hidden among us.
He could be in any one of you.

I got a problem.
What if I'm Baal?

- (screaming)
- Wait, wait, wait!

You're not thinking straight.

Ruby: Baal gets into people's psyches,
turning them against each other,

- until they annihilate themselves.
- Thomas, this isn't you.

- Don't you ever shut the fuck up?!
" (gasps)

- Linda: It's over!
- Hey, toots. Come to Daddy.



I'm going to send you back to hell
where you belong.

And how exactly?

The Necronomicon is gone,
and I'm up here.

(gasping, retching)

- Is that Sumerian?
- I told you I'm him.

No, Pablo. You're not Baal.
You're our only hope of stopping him.

(cat screeches)

(Pablo groaning, panting)

Never seen this before.

The Book of the Dead
festering inside a live human body.

- That's good, right? No?
- Ash.

- (barking)
- (electricity buzzing)

What's happening?!

- Pablo?
- (roaring)



- Oh, my God.
- Pablo?

Come on, buddy,
quit fooling around.

You're scaring me--
uh-uh, these people.

Oh, no.

Kelly:
Ash, what's wrong with him?

- (whispers) Ash?
- Pablo?

Buddy.

- (gasps)
- (both scream)

(music playing)

Where the hell is he?!
He's a murderer!

- (crowd clamoring)
- You're supposed to protect this town.

You let this guy come back
and do all this right under your nose?!

- Now listen to me.
- I want justice for my daughter!

Justice for Amber!

(slow motion yelling)

It's hard, isn't it?

Resisting the urge to shoot
that vile woman in the head.

- (slow motion yelling continues)
- (electricity buzzing)

I don't blame you.

Make these people respect you,
not think of you as the guy

who lost his town
and his wife to Ash Williams.

(chuckfing)

(crowd screaming)

(yelling)

Who are you?

Well, uh, just like that hooker

you saw in Detroit last summer?

(Baal's voice) I can be
whoever you want me to be, sugar.

(gasps)
Oh, Jesus.

Well, the Son of God might be
a stretch, but you get the point.

What's happening?

(slow motion yelling)

- I just want my family back.
- Oh.

Yeah, well, here's the thing.

I could take her out,
or you could take her out.

It doesn't really matter.

We both know that she's not
the one that you want, so...

- What are you going to do about it?
- Ash Williams is a murderer!

What are you going to do about it?!

(yelling continues)

(indistinct whispering)

Can't you just cut it out of me?

Doesn't work like that.

It's not like there's
a physical book inside you.

It's more like you're becoming
one with the book.

Like a spiritual convergence.

Wait a minute,
this convergence,

once it happens,
what does that mean for Pablo?

Once the book
manifests completely,

there'll be no Pablo.

That's a nay-no.

- Look, Ash, I understand--
- Do I need to spell it out to you?

It's a nay-no on no-Pablo.
Are we clear?

Just so you're clear,
the Necronomicon is the only way

we can banish Baal
back to the underworld.

Nuh-uh, I got a plan for Baal,

and it doesn't involve recycling Pablo
into some stupid book.

I'm going to find him, take my chainsaw,
shove it right up his ass.

He is never going to
show his face to you.

Even if you do somehow manage
to find him, he'll just jump bodies.

(chuckles)
Way ahead of you.

You see that?
That's a pet tracker.

I got that 'cause Eli
kept getting into my weed stash

and wandering around my trailer.

All I got to do is find Baal once,
shove this down his throat.

That way,
even if he sheds his skin,

I can still find him,
take my chainsaw...

And shove it right up Baal's ass?

You're like the daughter I never had.

Your chainsaw is never
going to stop Baal,

no matter where you shove it.

But there may be a way.

If we can allow the convergence
to continue a little longer,

I can isolate the right passage
to cast Baal back.

Uh, okay.

So maybe we can add your thing
on top of my great pet tracker plan.

We get Pablo right up close,
he does his voodoo,

and, well, the rest
will just fall into place.

- Don't overthink it.
- Guys, Pablo's going to be...

- fine.
- Get him up to my room.

Do not kill Pablo.

And don't get any of that crap
on my stuff.

Linda, I made a promise to you,
so I'm going to go out now

and find your ex-husband?

Thank you, Ash.

Despite everything that's happened,
I still want to make sure he's okay.

Yeah, yeah, me too.

Listen, don't worry
about a thing, okay?

You're safe here, I promise.

Woman:
Murderer! Get out!

Man:
Go back to where you came from!

- (crowd yelling)
- Man: Get the hell out of here!

Woman:
Our children are dead!

Man: Take your evil and go!

Well, I found him.

Thomas is out there?

- What the hell is he doing?
- Ooh, I wouldn't do that.

- We're good.
- Lacey, go wait for me upstairs.

- (feedback sounding)
- Emery: Ash Williams!

You've been ordered to surrender yourself
into my custody right now!

- (crowd yelling)
- Thomas? Why are you doing this?

You saw what Ash did.
You know he's protecting us.

(yelling continues)

All I know is if he doesn't
come out willingly,

we're coming in there
to drag him out!

- You hear me, Williams?!
- Okay, we cannot let this crowd in here

to screw up whatever
Ruby's doing with Pablo.

- I got an idea.
- (gun cocks)

You want Ash?!

Well, you fuckwads better know
how to walk through lead!

Okay, so, I just fired a gun
at a crowd of civilians.

Yeah, that's like a felony.

- Hey, what-- what-what's that for?
- Protection.

I'm sorry, how is salt
meant to protect him?

It's not, it's meant
to protect us from him.

Don't worry,
everything is going to be fine.

It's just a precaution.
Right?

I'm going to use an incantation
to accelerate the convergence.

It's going to hurt
a lot more than this, isn't it?

It'll be over quickly.

(crowd yelling)

Back off now,

or I will fuck your faces with bullets!

- Too much?
- I totally bought it.

- (glass shattering)
- (thudding upstairs)

Sounds like they're trying
to break in upstairs.

- I'm good down here.
- (gun cocks)

Okay, I'll be right back.

(faint breathing)

- (breathing increases)
- (heartbeat)

(floorboards creaking)

(breathing continues)

(Ruby speaking foreign language)

(speaking foreign language)

(groaning)

(faint growling)

(screaming)

Stay strong, Pablo!

It feels like my skin
is going to explode!

(Ruby continues
speaking foreign language)

(door slams)

(speaking foreign language)

It looks like something's not right.
By that pendant.

(gasping, groaning)

Please! Please!
You have to stop this!

Pablo, I need to take that pendant.

- (electricity zapping)
- (snarling)

- (distorted screaming)
- Fuck.

(speaking in Sumerian)

(floorboards creaking)

(voice whispers "Ash")

(creaking)

(yelling in Sumerian)

(screaming)

(panting)

Pablo. Oh, my God.

(door creaking)

(crowd shouting outside)

- Ah!
- Both: Oh!

- Chet!
- Hey!

- What are you doing in here?!
- Uh...

nothing.

(wind howling)

(growling, snarling)

- (rumbling)
- Uh, Chet?

- Yeah?
- We should get out of here.

Right.

(growling)

Move your butt, Chet!

- You okay?
- Yeah.

They have the book.

- (wind howling)
- (wind chimes clinking)

(voice whispers "Ash")

What the hell
were you doing in that room?

Dude, there's a huge mob
coming for you.

I came to warn you!

What were you doing
in Cheryl's room with her stuff?

Oh, wait!
Is that Cheryl's room?

- (Ash scoffs)
- Woman: Ash?

Ashley?

(door creaking)

Ash: Cheryl?

- Cheryl.
- Cheryl?

Ash? Is that you?

I'm scared.

Yeah. It's me, Cheryl.

How'd you get here, sis?

I don't know.
I-l don't understand any of this.

Where's Dad?

Urn... Dad's not here right now.

Well, you look different.
What happened to you?

Pancakes?

Chet?

- Chet Kaminski?!
- Yep.

You're all grown up.

Oh.

Well, uh, you look pretty good, too.

Hate to rain on anybody's parade,
but, Cheryl,

you're not supposed to be here.

You died after you got branch-banged
by a demon tree about 30 years ago.

- I died?
- Yeah.

It was pretty horrific.

You don't remember any of that?

Seems like the kind of thing
somebody would remember.

Oh, wait.

Wait, I-I think... Oh...

Oh, it's all coming back to me now.

- (both yell)
"(Cheryl snarling)

(evil laughter)

- (crowd shouting outside)
- Linda: Uh, Kelly...

- you need to see this.
- Man: Everybody got something?

Audry:
Come here! Come on!

Ash Williams murdered
our sons and daughters,

- and now we make him pay!
- Crowd: Yeah!

- Anybody gets in your way, kill them!
- Crowd: Yeah!

Shit!

Ah! Get down!

- (gunshots)
- (both yelling)

- They're trying to kill us!
- You ever shoot a gun before?

What? We're not going to
try to kill them, are we?

Unfortunately no.

We just got to keep them at bay
as long as we can, okay?

_ y? " Yes!

Go!

(evil laughter)

- (gunshots continue)
- Ash: Chet!

Ah!

(distorted)
Just you and me now, Chet.

I ...as his bride ♪

(chuckfing)

I missed you, baby!

♪ I might like you better
if we slept together ♪

- ♪ I might like you better... ♪
- Oh, my baby's got a boo-boo.

- Uh, I don't have a-- have a boo-boo.
- Oh, gee.

This doesn't feel
half as good as it used to.

- (Deadite Cheryl bites)
- (screams)

♪ I might like you better
if we slept together... ♪

What else you got for me, big boy?

Noth...

- I-l don't have anything.
- Ooh.

- What, there's nothing!
- (chainsaw revving)

Sorry, sis, playtime's over.

Fine!

Then I'm going to make like a tree,
and fuck you!

- (Deadite Cheryl snarling)
- Whoa!

You're still a lousy dancer!

- You're still a bitch!
- (chainsaw buzzing)

- (song fades)
- (evil laughter)

Deadite Cheryl:
(whispering) Ashy...

want to play a game?

Come on, Ashy.

It'll be fun.

Your game sucks ass, Cheryl.

Deadite Cheryl:
That's because you're still a loser.

Like you always were!

Oh, yeah?

Deadite Cheryl: Warm.

Warm.

- (gun cocks)
- Warmer.

- (clatters)
- Whoa!

Take it easy, man.
Take it easy.

L-I never touched her, I swear.

I would never betray you like that.

- (Chet zipping pants)
- Okay, fine.

Just stay here,
I'll deal with Cheryl.

Cool, um, I'll just, uh,
wait in your room.

Don't!
Don't go in there, it's not safe.

You stay here
and do a bunch of nothing.

Deadite Cheryl:
Come and get me, Ash! (cackling)

(all screaming)

Ugh! Damn it!

We are eating a giant
shit sandwich right now.

Are you good down here for a minute
while I try and unfuck the situation?

I got it. Go.

- Where have you been?
- (whispers) Shut up.

- Emery: Lay down your weapons!
- Family reunion. My sister, Cheryl.

- What?
- Yeah, I killed her decades ago.

Now she's back.
I got to find her, and kill her again.

Wait, she came back
but now you've lost her?

Focus up.
We got to find Cheryl.

Hey, why don't you deal
with your dead sister

while I stop your inbred,
asshole neighbors

from busting in
and lynching you!

- Huh, hey.
- Emery: Ash!

Ruby, shit's gone so sideways
it's basically upside down.

Have you found the spell--

- What did you do to him?
- It's working.

- This is "working"?
- I've accelerated the process,

but we can't control
when the specific spell will manifest.

Bullshit, you can't.

Pablo, listen up.

You might be converging
with the book or whatever,

but you are still
a fucking Ghost Beater.

You call the shots,

not some glorified,
demonic romance novel.

- You hear me?
- Yeah.

I said, do you hear me?

I got this.

There's my powerful vagina.

What do we do
when the spell appears?

Put this back on him.
It'll halt any further convergence.

Pablo, quit fucking around.

Find the spell we need
to send this asshole home.

(groaning)

It's coming.

(crowd shouting outside)

(electricity buzzing)

(sighs)

- (gasps)
- (glass shatters)

(train horn blows)

(train horn blows)

- (Deadite Cheryl laughing maniacally)
- (Ash yells)

Deadite Cheryl: Ooh, found me!

I don't want to play with that!

- (Ash grunts)
- (horn blows)

I want to play with this!

- (buzzing)
- (Deadite Cheryl continues laughing)

(wailing)

(demonic voice
speaking in foreign language)

(all screaming)

(gasping)

(man vocalizing)

It worked.
Now we have the spell to defeat Baal.

- Oh!
- What's wrong?

(panting)
It's an old wound.

All right, well, do your voodoo,
and heal yourself.

- I don't do that anymore.
- What are talking about, Ruby?

Wolverine that shit back together.
We don't have time.

I mean I can't.

My children stole my immortality.

Don't look at me like that.
I don't want your sympathy.

(wails)

Deadite Cheryl: Come on, Ash!
We got to brush those teeth!

' (grunts)
- 0h!

(softly) Chet, you idiot.
I told you to wait upstairs.

Chill, I'm just looking for a beer.

Oh, relax!
Just want one.

You can pound the other five.

- Oh!
- You're going to have to go through him

- to get to me. (cackling)
- No way.

Throughout everything,
Chet is the only friend of mine

- who always stood by me.
- Oh.

Never lied to me,
never let me down,

never, ever, betrayed me.

Uh, Ash,
I should probably tell you...

- It's okay, pal. Me, too.
- Aw, you guys!

So sweet!

Too bad, 'cause if you
won't go through him...

I will!

No, no! Chet!

~ 0h!
' (beating)

- (Chet gasping)
- (evil laughter)

- No!
- (Deadite Cheryl shrieks)

(gasps)

Oh, no.

- (snarls)
- (gun clicks)

- Shit!
- You're next.

- (crowd screaming)
- Woman: Oh, my God!

(crowd yelling)

- I believe you've been looking for me.
- Woman: Shoot him!

Man: What are you waiting for?
Shoot him!

Let's get one thing straight, yo-yos,

I kill demons, not people.

- (crowd jeering)
- Bullshit!

Unless those people are demons
who look like people.

And then I kill people, but they're
not really people, they're demons.

- You understand?
- (crowd shouting)

In a minute, I'll prove it.

- Man: Come on!
- Man #2: He's full of it!

Yep, any minute now.

Man: What are we waiting for?
Just shoot him!

Hang in there.
It's going to be worth it.

- (crowd gasping)
- Man: It's moving.

Chowderheads of Elk Grove,
meet my sister, Cheryl.

Cheryl, meet the chowderheads.

Woman: It can't be!
Man: No, no, she's dead!

Exactly. Hey, sis.

(snarling)

(crowd screaming)

Wait for it...

- (snarling)
- (crowd gasping)

(gasping)

Woman: She's still standing!

- (all gasping, screaming)
- You can't stop us.

We'll kill you all.

Oh, my God! She's a demon.

- Yep, told you so.
- Man: Do something!

- Woman: Oh, please, Ash!
- Man: Help us!

- (crowd screaming)
- Okay, let's show 'em what a hero does.

(buzzing)

Hey, Cheryl, remember the time
we played hide-and-seek?

I hid in the trunk of the car, and you
locked me in, wouldn't let me out?

(chuckles)
Remember that?

- So do I.
- (Deadite Cheryl yells)

(crowd gasping)

- (gasping)
- (snarling)

And that, Elk Grove,
is how you take care of business.

Well, Cheryl,
it's been fun catching up.

Sorry I got to kill you.

Again.

- (buzzing)
- (screaming)

I hope we all
learned something today.

(Deadite Cheryl groans)

Not again.

(cheering)

- Ash, behind you!
- What's that?

So you're Baal?

Good,
because I'm carving you up next.

Shh.

(Baal's voice)
Let's stop arguing.

Wouldn't it be much easier
to work together?

Shh.

♪ They're coming
to take me away, ha-ha I

♪ They're coming to
take me away, ho-ho ♪

♪ Hee-hee, ha-ha,
to the funny farm ♪

♪ Where life is beautiful
all the time ♪

♪ And I'll be happy to see those nice
young men in their clean, white coats ♪

♪ And they're coming
to take me away, ha-ha I

♪ You thought it was a joke I

♪ And so you laughed,
you laughed I

♪ When I had said that losing you
would make me flip my lid ♪

R Right? r

♪ You know you laughed,
I heard you laugh ♪

♪ You laughed, you laughed,
and laughed, and then you left ♪

♪ But now you know
I'm utterly mad ♪

♪ And they're coming
to take me away, ha-ha I

♪ They're coming to
take me away, ho-ho ♪

♪ Hee-hee, ha-ha,
to the happy home ♪

♪ With trees and flowers
and chirping birds ♪

♪ And basket weavers,
who sit and smile ♪

♪ And twiddle their thumbs and toes I

♪ And they're coming
to take me away, ha-ha I

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