As If (2021–…): Season 2, Episode 9 - Esref Hidayet Gürdal Kültür Merkezi - full transcript
Hey! Hey!
İlkkan let's get out of here before
the crowd disperses, come on.
Dude, wait, let's go backstage İlkkan,
offer our thanks to Şebnem,
congratulate her, then we'll go.
Dude, for a completely hopeless
Şebnem attempt, you made us watch
the horon for two and a half hours.
Yes, extremely,
-We're extremely proud.
-Isn't it bad?
-Thank you.
-You should thank me
-not to Şebnem.
-And of course
You have to thank me, brother.
You came here, watched a performance.
Our master, our teacher.
We would like to thank Mrs. Behçet Özer
and her beloved wife
Mrs. Lütfiye. Thank you very much!
İlkkan, I'm going out for a smoke.
See who you're going to see,
we'll meet later, okay?
Come on, brother, don't go, come here.
Let's wait together.
I need to smoke.
Come on,
brother, what a dirty man you are!
-What is it, what is it?
-A huge team
got up from Kütahya and come here,
the girl took the trouble,
and arranged an invitation for us.
I will see her and thank her,
dude, two minutes at most.
I'm going to pee already,
I have a lot of pee.
Ah İlkkan ah,
just like the girl didn't actually
send an invitation,
like you somehow get a
beggar ticket and lie to me,
you will go now and greet her,
and say "where will you go from here,
let us join you" and you
will come back to me,
and say "Yılmaz, they invited us too!"
-You don't know shit, bro.
-Shit I don't know shit.
I look you in the eye and
I see your asshole bro.
You are so transparent to me.
Vicious dog, that...
here is art, this is the foyer.
This place is full of art-loving
people, look what he's talking about.
-Fuck your art!
-Come on, dancers are there.
I guess they will gather here.
They're going from
here to somewhere bro.
Come on, let's follow the dancers.
After this age,
he makes me follow dancers,
let's follow the dancers.
By the way, to Şebnem...
-Sorry.
-Come on guys
-Let's go to him.
-Come on, be quick.
I said to Şebnem that I studied
dancing in Marmara for two years,
Don't inform against me, and a master's
degree in Kocaeli for one year.
OK. İlkkan, this is a very
grounded lie, Bro.
We can lie freely.
If you had said what you wanted.
Brother, come on,
I made up something in case she asks.
Pardon.
Brother,
you go and do your work, I'm here.
-Come on.
-Don't let me in there, İlkkan.
Come on dude,
what am I going to do alone, come on.
Ugh, İlkkan, Ugh!
DO NOT CLOSE THIS DOOR!
Hey! Hey!
Şebnem, what's up?
-I came in here.
-Oh.
By God,
we were just about to go out, İlkkan.
Then uh, can you wait a second,
let them give that flower,
-Let them congratulate him.
-Of course. Look, son.
Master Cavit is the Picasso of dancing,
that is, he is a very top dancer.
-Behçet.
-Who?
Sir, you have honored me,
Ms. Lütfiye, and you too.
These flowers are for you too.
-Thank you so much.
-Thanks.
I thank you.
Let's not tire you out more,
we will come
to visit you as an association, right?
Sure sure, yes guys,
let's evacuate slowly now, okay?
Let's take our clothes off,
then let us all on the bus, okay?
-Okay.
-Come on, take it easy.
-I'm out, İlkkan.
-Let me wait at the door,
you change, okay?
-Of course, of course.
-Let's do that.
-Brother, the door won't open.
-How is it not opening, dude?
-The door won't open.
-How?
-Are you serious?
-How?
-It won't open.
-It won't open.
The door won't open.
Let me see,
wait a minute, what's going on?
It won't open bro.
Pull towards yourself,
put your weight on it.
Don't be so slammed,
give your weight and give it a try.
No, look, you're hanging on, don't do
that, you will break the latch bolt.
Do this,
give your weight, give your weight.
-I gave.
-Pull it to yourself.
I pulled.
If you can open it, try it.
Wait a second,
I'll do it, I'll try too.
Şebnem, I think it's a
really good show and it was a
wonderful thing to come to
İstanbul and meet this audience.
I definitely think so too.
I had a very good experience for myself
and I would like to thank on
behalf of the entire İstanbulites.
No, we thank you very much, thank you.
-Doesn't it open?
-It's not going to happen.
Calm down, calm down for a minute!
-Yılmaz, won't it open?
-What?
It doesn't open, but I guess
this door opens from the outside.
-Someone comes and opens it.
-Let's call, brother.
Okay,
call out, who are you going to call?
Rıfat!
Do you have Rıfat's number?
-No.
-Call Rıfat.
How can I call bro?
Anyway, this was an occasion, that is,
something led to our conversation.
Call someone,
the attendant or something.
There is no phone,
brother, everything is inside, I swear.
Ok I have it,
I have a phone, who am I calling?
Brother,
I don't know who you are going to call,
I guess you will call the
attendant or something.
Should I have the number of the
attendant, I came as a spectator.
Am I visiting the cultural centers and
adding the numbers of the attendants?
I'm a dancer too bro,
I don't have any numbers either.
You are a dancer, when you go to the
place where you dance, you should ask.
-Gee!
-Doesn't anyone have a phone number?
No.
Yılmaz, step in with shoulder,
brother, you can open it.
OK.
-No.
-Stronger!
It's the shoulder.
There was a mishap, but there
was also an occasion to our talk.
-It won't open!
-It was like we were alone.
-Let's hit the door.
-Hit!
-Hit it bro!
-You have bring trouble on us.
Dude, you got us here with the dancers,
holy mother...
-Anyone there?
-Here we are!
-No one?
-Teacher,
What if they thought we have
dispersed and the drivers left?
Are we all here?
How many were we?
There is Fatih, there is me,
we have to be 22 people,
let's count, let's count.
-Let's count, teacher.
-Count brother, count us separately.
You add it as plus two.
Let's do it like roll call,
the person whose name is read
should say I am here.
-What's your name?
-Leyla.
-Leyla.
-Here.
-Neşet.
-İlkkan, come on!
Are you crazy, my beautiful brother,
what kind of technique is this?
-It's taking attendance.
-Dude, everyone who's here
is here anyway,
what are you checking, who are you?
Those who are not here are not here,
so they will be called.
We do not know who is not here, if they
knew, they would say, everyone is here.
If there is no answer
when the name is called,
It means he's not here.
Teacher, if we pass towards
the wall one by one like this,
everyone one by one,
we'll see whoever is here, right?
My beautiful brother, even if
Ahmet is not here, they will come,
they will open this door anyway,
even if they left you,
is there anyone among
you who knows the mobile
number of the friend who is not here?
-Is there any?
-No.
Anyone who has a phone number in mind?
-Neither.
-Nope.
-Probably not.
-No.
Where are your phones?
Here, they don't know, my dear brother.
None of them have a number in memory,
they don't have a phone with them, they
don't have a number in their memory.
Let's say someone knows
someone's number by heart,
if that person is here,
they will be calling someone who
is here, who even then the
phone will be ringing elsewhere.
-Okey brother.
-Did you understand?
I get it, I didn't know it.
-Here we are!
-Follow the events!
-Here we are!
-Shout out!
Sir, it's very stuffy inside,
should we call the fire department?
Let's wait for five minutes,
of course someone will come,
otherwise we will call the
fire department, no problem.
No need to rant, right?
Yes Bro,
there is no need for rush.
Be calm, they will open
that door in five minutes.
Do you have a charge in your phone?
Let me see.
Nine percent, enough?
-What was the name?
-Yılmaz.
You came to Teacher Behçet as a guest,
right?
-Who is he? Who is Behçet?
-Yes, dude.
-We came to Teacher Behçet.
-No, I...
this is my friend İlkkan,
we were going to see a lady,
-where is that friend of yours?
-Here's Şebnem, brother.
All right, we came with her.
Then let's do something, hit it guys,
hit it hard. Hit it hard, hard.
Good luck to you, what have you
done to me, you got me here, İlkkan.
Look, dude, I can be alone with Şebnem,
look from the bright side.
You're all alone, I see.
you plus 50 people,
there's an incredible love
atmosphere here, it's very good.
Look,
I have turned crisis into opportunity.
-Please congratulate me.
-You...
-Bravo İlkkan!
-Shout out.
-You're a snake, bro.
-Hello!
Thanks.
-Shout from the front.
-No, no one.
Is not it?
Bro, if you are going to call,
call it already.
firefighters and such,
I mean, whatever it is,
They do not care about us.
Dude,
don't make a federal case out of it.
Someone will come in five minutes,
let's be patient, let's not exaggerate!
It's hot, we sweat a lot.
-We're going to die of suffocation.
-Look at this situation, my teacher!
No one's coming.
I'm calling the fire department,
what's wrong,
these are mechanisms
that work with our taxes.
Dude, get up, hit it, hit it again,
we're done, shout a little, hit it.
-Hit hard, hard.
Hit hard.
-Kick it.
-Shoot some more.
Try it by that window, man.
Near that window.
We're stuck here!
Do you hear our voice?
Let me take that chair.
Let me get that chair.
-Ah!
-No, of course!
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
-It's an old woman!
-Stop, she will die, she will die stop!
-What are you doing?
-What are you doing?
Why are you lifting Mrs. Lütfiye, what
are you going to do with the chair?
Dude, no service here. I'm going to
get on top of it and get a reception.
Brother, is it appropriate?
The woman can't stand anyway, look,
-She's trembling like a sick dog.
-Ah!
Then let's do it like this, İlkkan.
Let Ms. Lütfiye suffocate here, let's
pull the chair out from under it, okay?
-Dude, okay take the chair.
-Hah!
-No no! Leave!
-Nothing like that will happen.
No sir, no, is that okay?
Do not disturb your comfort.
Shall we die here?
We have to respect our elders.
We have to be alive first,
to respect our elders, İlkkan.
We are alive, brother.
Good luck to you!
There's a small reception right now,
where are we calling?
Bro it's either 100 or 101.
-What, what was it?
-112.
-Not 112, not 112.
-Brother, decide quickly.
-I'm telling you I'm low on charge.
-It's not 112, what was it?
-What was it?
-180?
Recently
I watched the news, brother, I guess,
you don't have to call
separately like before.
For example,
you're calling 125 or something, okay?
It doesn't have to be
separate number anymore,
police or an ambulance, whatever.
You are somehow connected, but when
you call 125, I guess it's solved, but,
I'm not exactly sure about the number.
Yeah yeah,
it's like the thing in America,
'Nine eleven',
oh sorry, 'Nine one one'.
There is something like this,
for example, let's say you called
the ambulance here,
the police have to come as an escort.
So let's say we called
the ambulance now,
We do not know whether the police will
come or not,
they may or may not come.
If you had consulted this
a little more between you?
We are low on battery,
I'm calling the police, no other way.
Hello,
hello officer, we are stuck,
about thirty-five or forty people,
we got stuck in a cultural center.
-Where is this place?
-Cultural center.
Okay culture, but what's the name?
What was it?
What was the name of this place?
It was a human name but
I couldn't make it out.
Doesn't anyone know the
name of this place, İlkkan?
Dude, I never looked at it,
I always read articles in the car.
This, Bakırköy,
I remember some road
lead by Ataköy blocks.
Brother, there is a shopping
mall in front of us.
What was the name of the mall?
I don't know its name, but there
are blue columns in front of it.
Officer, officer,
Now, as far as I remember,
we passed by Ataköy
blocks or Bakırköy blocks.
There is a shopping mall in
front of us, with blue columns.
Apart from that,
a friend named Esra left us here,
we can't make it out.
I can't tell it.
A cultural center with three names.
Yes, yes, there must be something
like Halide Edip Akbayram.
She took us from a very large
block from Bakırköy to Beylikdüzü...
Well, there was 'Diamond
Star' women's clothing,
on the right when we were coming.
We're out of battery, İlkkan,
we're out of charge.
Brother, should you call the
lady who brought you here?
Ok bro, try my phone, Yılmaz,
mine wasn't even have service
on the top floor anyway,
take it, find Esra from there.
No, there is nothing in this, there
is not even half a reception, take it.
So you, as a huge team,
stuck here, and it become our problem!
İlkkan,
I have to smoke.
What a cigarette, I have to pee too,
I'm going to pee on my pants.
And I've got you on my back,
it's getting worse now.
What does peeing have
to do with your back?
It comes when you carry weight, dude.
It's like I pressed on your stomach?
Look at the belt of Mrs. Lütfiye,
don't get caught though.
Don't look openly.
-Retarded!
-I looked bro, what is it?
Did you look at the belt, it's my belt.
How the hell, don't you remember?
I'm telling you that I'm going to piss,
and look at your struggle.
Bro, either offer me a solution
or be a part of the problem, shut up.
My dear, don't you know?
This was my favorite belt, look.
The buckle of
the belt is cobra-shaped,
can you it's eyes,
I had painted them red with gouache,
that's pretty much my belt.
I sold it to a second hand
store last year for 30 liras.
Wasn't this your favorite belt,
brother?
Yes, that was it, beautiful brother,
I was always wearing that belt,
but the situation came to a dead end,
I had to get rid of it.
What should I do,
I sold it that way, so I got rid of it.
So, an important lady like her,
at this age, she went to the second
hand store, bought your fuckin' belt?
We are talking about the wife of
Teacher Behçet, he is important!
My beautiful sister, are you so
nervous because you have to pee?
Look, this belt is my belt,
this belt is branded 'Inevitible'.
When she turns around
you will understand.
She just got up, I waited to see
if she would turn back, she didn't.
It says 'Inevitible' on the
back.
Are you up for a bet?
Dude, are you the only one in this
world wearing an 'Inevitible' belt?
All right then, bet with me, come on.
My belt bro, let's bet.
Gee.
So in the world,
there are two 'Inevitible' belts.
Both belts,
sorry both buckles are cobra-shaped,
both eyes were made red with gouache,
I have one and the other is on
Mrs. Lütfiye, are you saying that?
Brother, I say that you are
jealous of Mrs. Lütfiye.
-Fuck off!
-Because Ms. Lütfiye,
has a stylish belt that will make
her stand out in this environment.
You saw that belt and you said,
"Oh, I should have had this belt",
because, as always Yılmaz, this is
a stage and you are the lead role!
We are just extras at work.
-Well done.
-What are you doing?
Are you mirroring my mouth?
Am I jealous of the elegant belt
of a hundred year old woman?
-Oh, dear.
-That was exactly what happened.
Are you a psychiatrist, huh?
-Are you a psychologist?
-I'm really going to blow my mind now.
Hush bro, I'm going to piss on you now!
Fucking dancer.
Tries to compare us.
My belt dude, my belt.
Do you think I don't remember
the cobra I painted eyes on?
I painted the cobra's eyes.
-You!
-Huh.
Yup.
Were you the guests of Behçet teacher,
how was it?
No, we do not know Mr. Behçet.
This is the thing of my friend İlkkan.
Of course, I know Behçet teacher.
I am Şebnem's online friend,
we chat about dance.
It's beautiful.
How did you like our show?
So I loved your show,
frankly, I don't know how to say it,
how to express myself better, but,
thanks again to all of you,
I'm speechless because you gave
us this pleasure, let me say that.
-Thanks. Thank you so much. Thanks.
-Thanks.
How did you find it?
Sir, yes,
nice, different mindset.
How is it different mindset,
so here it is,
We played an ordinary Artvin region
folk dance, how is it different?
Did you not like the region,
what happened?
No dear, it has nothing
to do with the region, so
regardless of the region,
I don't have much to dance.
Yeah, he's not very into dancing, so he
can't understand your show or anything,
so, what you're going to do.
What, what will you do?
I mean bro, you know, dance like this,
so it's futile to do something about
dance today, we'll talk to you at home.
Speak now, İlkkan, speak now.
Is it obligatory to love dancing
while we're here, what happened?
Sir, your distance from general dance,
is it a general case or is
it only related to our show?
-What was your name?
-Melis.
Ms. Melis, why did my views
suddenly become so important?
I am a person trapped here like you,
the only difference between you and
me is, I don't dance, this is it.
Don't be a brother anyway,
there was no such thing as
everyone should dance, but,
I don't know, it's the first
time I've heard of something like
"I don't like dance."
Did something like that
come out of my mouth?
Did I say I don't like dancing?
Did I say anything like that?
No, but there was such a half-hearted
attitude towards dancing for him.
No, there was absolutely no
half-hearted attitude towards dancing,
full-heart, you know.
I took a sharp attitude towards dance.
But if you want, let me be even more
clear, since you want it so much.
I find dance absurd.
-Come on!
-Oh my god!
My child, that absurd dance you call,
from the earliest times of humanity,
forms the basis of
our cultural treasure.
Dance is communication.
Dance is growth.
Dance is earth.
-Bravo!
-Bravo!
-Bravo teacher!
-That's it!
-Bravo teacher!
-Bravo teacher!
In the spring,
walk softly, mother earth is pregnant.
Get the fuck out of there.
Sir, with your permission,
this is a Native American proverb.
Hm.
Dear teacher, first of all I agree
with you in everything you said.
Obviously,
I couldn't express myself properly.
I'm sorry if the words
I chose bothered you.
So I see what we're going
through as a nice ting tang.
How can I have a grudge against dance?
My best friend İlkkan is a dancer!
Here's four
boxes of liter turnip juice.
Turnip, what turnip is there?
Give here two more.
Trouble to you.
Can I have it too?
-A turnip for me too.
-Another turnip.
Send me one from there too.
Dude, drop one here too.
Let me see, wait, let me get this.
-Give me one.
-Get away from there...
-A turnip for us too.
-Us too.
Don't give it to us.
Behçet teacher, here, turnip.
Sir, there is a disease called behçet,
it occurred to me at such a moment
that there is a similar
name with yours, Behçet.
Yes there is,
a Turkish doctor discovered it,
that's why.
How did the doctor find the disease,
was it not there before?
Gee, that is, he defines it.
-Isn't it, sir?
He says it's such a disease.
And gives his name.
But isn't this a negative thing,
teacher?
if it was a medicine,
a one would give their own name...
But, giving your name to the disease...
Don't you have children,
they will remember it that way.
That's how I see it.
-He finds it.
-Just me...
-Okay okay.
-Behçet.
-Teacher.
-What happened, Mr. Behçet?
-Teacher! Man is dying,
-What's wrong, Mr. Behçet?
Hit hit,
shout, do something, the man is dying!
-Teacher!
-Teacher!
-Teacher!
-The man is dying!
-Calm, calm, calm!
-Calm down! Calm down!
The man is dying, anyone there?
Nobody coming?
Help me!
I am not a doctor.
-Isn't there anyone yet?
-Help!
The man is dying!
-Open up!
-Hit a little faster!
-Open his way! Open his way!
-Open the way.
Open up!
Dude, open up a little, open up.
It's like this,
they swoop on the man, it gets worse,
he can't get air.
You will not panic, brother.
Yes bro, it's very important.
You know what I liken this to?
When you horn in traffic,
traffic does not open, it's the same.
Or uh, when there's such loud music,
you shout and it stops for a moment.
-Yup.
-Help!
No.
I did not liken what
you said there last.
It's like something happens that
shouldn't happen all of a sudden.
Wrong, mistake.
Did they drink it,
can you tell if it's open
by looking at the cap?
Closed bro.
Okay, you drink it,
I took it from the ground.
I'm going to pee, can't think
about a turnip at the moment.
Nobody coming yet?
I don't like turnip either.
And if something happens
to the man, what will we do?
-The man is dying!
-Fate.
-I'm not a doctor, bro.
-Hello!
Are we stuck here?
Do something!
If he has lived a wrong life,
he should've pay attention
to his diet until this age.
-You will take care of your sleep.
-Enough!
Open the door!
Brother, press it, light it.
That's it.
Our eyes started to see.
Teacher, where do you dance?
-No, I'm not dancing.
-Got it.
Well, the friend just said something
like your dancer, that's why.
Yes, he was educated.
Was it in Marmara?
He's not dancing now though,
do you, İlkkan?
Yeah, I rarely do.
That is,
on special occasions or something.
Huh, brother,
who was your department chair?
Was it Teacher Beşir?
Dude, I'm got to pee right
now I can't really remember,
so I just remember
that I studied dance.
The rest of the
information is like gone.
He could be Beşir, as if it was
Şencan or Beşir, something like that.
I got it bro, thank you.
İlkkan.
Take me on your back over there
so I can smoke a cigarette,
Come on, my coach.
Come on, do me a favor, come on.
Look, brother, I just took you on my
back because there was an emergency,
I already lost my honor,
now I can't do the same thing in front
of the girl for your pleasure,
I'm going to piss anyway,
We have to get out of here.
İlkkan, who was your department chair?
You used to tell me all the time.
-Walk bro, go smoke.
-Come, come with me.
Şebnem, so it was a misfortune,
we are stuck here.
I mean, you would probably travel
to İstanbul as a team, right?
Well,
what's the plan tonight, to Kütahya?
No, the crew will continue to
Çanakkale, but I'm here tonight.
Very good.
I mean, because it's early.
When we get out of here, I mean
İstanbul, of course, is a city that
does not sleep,
I can take you around if you wish.
No, thank you very much, I guess we
will go directly to my grandmothers,
-they're also very tired.
-Oh.
Is your grandmother your mother's
mother or your father's mother?
-Who?
-Well,
so do they live in a central place,
or what we call a suburb?
if they are far from the city center,
transportation will be difficult,
because our house is in the center,
Şebnem, if you want...
-İlkkan İlkkan.
-Are you okay?
-I can host...
-İlkkan, look. İlkkan look, look!
-What's up, what's up?
-Mrs. Lütfiye bent down, look.
Look, look look!
Did you see?
I told you, dude, it is very big.
A very big text.
Brother it is really big,
okay, you were right!
-Take me down.
-What are you saying?
Take me down.
I don't quite understand İlkkan,
what is going on here right now?
Şebnem,
Ms. Lütfiye, we talked about something.
He is saying that that
your belt is not yours.
There is a brand resemblance
to his belt or something.
What are you talking about bro?
Ms. Lütfiye, this is what happened,
we are very sorry.
I had the same belt.
That's what I was calling my friend,
it was a belt that I loved very much,
'Inevitable' brand,
I saw yours too, yours is 'Inevitable'.
But not just the brand,
also the buckle is the same.
In the shape of a cobra,
I painted their eyes red with gouache,
and when I saw it,
I sold it to a second hand
store last year, it was a belt
that I loved very much,
and I said to my friend,
so this, I wonder this,
my belt, it went around,
and ended on the waist of Mrs. Lütfiye?
That's what I was saying.
This is not your belt,
son, it's similarity.
-Huh, here it is.
-Oh, I'm not into
if it is yours or mine,
I'm not interested in it.
just wondering,
I wonder if it's my belt.
-I wanted to know.
-Son, it is what it is!
Ugh!
But now, teacher Lütfiye,
by saying it is what it is,
it's like you're avoiding me.
One involuntarily suspects.
So if we were open with each other...
My friend, will you shut up now?
Enough is enough!
Yes, look, people are in trouble here,
and what are you worried about!
Teacher Lütfiye, I am very,
if you open the inside of the belt,
I pierced it with a pocket knife,
in the years I was overweight.
You'll see that hole.
-Look, I'll show you if you want.
-Ah!
What are you doing?
-What kind of rudeness is this?
-Wait a second!
-I'll do no harm.
-No!
There is a hole, I will show it.
-There is a hole, there is a hole.
-Hold that, hold on!
-I'll blow your head off!
-Okay, Serhat, stop. OK.
-Gee!
-From stuffiness,
he had a narcosis effect bro,
He doesn't know what he's talking
about.
I'll show the hole bro.
-That's it...
-Look, I'll beat the shit out of you!
Come on,
come here, let's see what happens!
Ms. Lütfiye, I do not insist on you,
tell me where you got this belt from,
and this issue will be settled.
This is my late daughter's belt.
-Okay, that's it.
-It's been ten years, she passed away.
Here bro, here it is!
She says ten years, ten years!
What did you say?
You said you gave it last year,
her daughter died ten years ago!
-It was the dead daughter's belt!
-Enough is enough!
Stop that talk!
Granny, why do you answer
to these nasty bastards?
Şebnem,
was your grandmother Mrs. Lütfiye?
Is that your grandmother?
You see, look!
Then the real owner of this belt,
the late, was your mother?
Ah!
Oops,
now we unintentionally pierced a wound,
I'm so sorry, I was just wondering,
if it is my belt or something, sorry.
We made you unhappy.
Şebnem, you are crying.
Why are you...
It happened unintentionally.
But let me tell you dear Şebnem.
So you are young, dancer,
you have a hobby, you are a dancer!
We'll suppress this pain with dance.
-Dear Şebnem.
-Okay, let's shut up.
It is possible to get
rid of it by dancing.
-Enough.
-So don't bother.
Shall I tell you something,
my dear Şebnem.
-What's going on?
-Your mother is up in the heaven.
She's watching you up ahead.
-Are you okay?
-Right now...
-Teacher?
-Are you okay?
I don't think she's
watching at the moment.
-Teacher.
-Grandpa, are you okay?
-Teacher.
-Open up! Open!
Open up, get some air!
Open up!
What happened man?
-What did you do?
-I just left it, what am I going to do?
God damn you!
Did you pee your pants?
God damn you, as a huge man,
you got on my back twice!
You're 39 years old, don't you
have any shame, can't you hold it?
Where is my jacket, Yılmaz?
I actually had poop too, but,
I squeezed it,
I guess it went up to my neck now.
-Doesn't it come by a cigarette?
-I don't know.
I was holding it,
so it went away, disappeared inside me.
-Open up!
-Well, how nice,
What are we doing,
are we competing here bro?
No, I mean,
it just occurred to me for a moment.
Ok calm down, calm down!
-Sir, are you okay?
-Sir, are you okay?
Mr. Behçet, where are you going?
We still have years
of dancing ahead us.
İlkkan.
We've known each other for years.
We cannot say that there isn't an
infallible scale between us and you.
You know my shameful moments,
I know your shameful moments.
And in this way, we protect each other
against the bad,
we take care of each other.
Yes brother.
Huh, here is the final
situation of the scale.
Against you, you are here, can I tell?
So that's how this scale came to be.
Okay brother,
come on, say what you have to say,
why are you making
presentations like this to me?
Am I your client?
Tell me straight, what happened?
Okay brother,
then let me get straight to the point.
I have two very critical
new information about you.
One is your lie, that you have
studied Marmara Dance Bachelor,
that you studied Kocaeli
Dance Master's Degree,
The second is, the fact that
in front of 35 people and your crush,
you have peed under your pants.
Now I have this information and
the scale started to get hard time.
-Know what I mean?
-Okay brother,
so what are you going to do now,
go and give this information to people?
-Are you such a vile person?
-I don't know,
It seems to me right now
that I wouldn't tell.
If you ask,
I would say I wouldn't tell.
But İlkkan, these are such
information that, when the time comes,
it would come out of my mouth suddenly.
This is the information we call
the information that does not
want to stay in this body and
throws itself out, can I tell you?
And you know,
this disgrace is accumulating, this
scale will be torn in two,
just so you know.
Brother,
I mean, if something like that happens,
I'll cut off my relationship with you,
our friendship will be over.
What else?
That's it,
it doesn't scare me that much İlkkan,
that's why I say,
I need something else,
that's what I mean by scale.
All right,
then, give me such critical information
about yourself,
and the scales will be balanced again.
Okay, let me think about it.
What could it be?
For example,
I had borrowed motorbike, remember?
While stopping at a red light,
it suddenly caught fire,
I barely saved my life, you know.
I know bro.
There I said to Ertuğrul,
İlkkan stole your motorbike. I said so.
How is this?
Holy cow, did you really say that bro?
Yes, I said, I even said,
I said İlkkan has huge psychological
problems, he went off the rails.
I said don't be too hard on him,
he's crazy these days,
plus he is stealing things, I added.
So, this will work.
I'm just saying, why is this Ertuğrul
talking like a child
every time he sees me?
The man took me by the hand.
He caressed my head, a huge man.
That's probably why he did it,
exactly why he did it.
Sure bro.
Brother, I will talk to Ertuğrul then,
it will not be like this.
I'm not a child bro,
I don't have mental problems either,
Man, I'm not a thief.
If you tell Ertuğrul this,
I'll go, I say, to the world,
that İlkkan peed in front of 35 people.
Hop,
did you see how the scale got balanced?
You understand?
Are we good?
My dear Yılmaz.
Look, this system is like a stone,
that's it, we balanced the scales.
Eşref Hidayet Gürdal Cultural Centre
İlkkan let's get out of here before
the crowd disperses, come on.
Dude, wait, let's go backstage İlkkan,
offer our thanks to Şebnem,
congratulate her, then we'll go.
Dude, for a completely hopeless
Şebnem attempt, you made us watch
the horon for two and a half hours.
Yes, extremely,
-We're extremely proud.
-Isn't it bad?
-Thank you.
-You should thank me
-not to Şebnem.
-And of course
You have to thank me, brother.
You came here, watched a performance.
Our master, our teacher.
We would like to thank Mrs. Behçet Özer
and her beloved wife
Mrs. Lütfiye. Thank you very much!
İlkkan, I'm going out for a smoke.
See who you're going to see,
we'll meet later, okay?
Come on, brother, don't go, come here.
Let's wait together.
I need to smoke.
Come on,
brother, what a dirty man you are!
-What is it, what is it?
-A huge team
got up from Kütahya and come here,
the girl took the trouble,
and arranged an invitation for us.
I will see her and thank her,
dude, two minutes at most.
I'm going to pee already,
I have a lot of pee.
Ah İlkkan ah,
just like the girl didn't actually
send an invitation,
like you somehow get a
beggar ticket and lie to me,
you will go now and greet her,
and say "where will you go from here,
let us join you" and you
will come back to me,
and say "Yılmaz, they invited us too!"
-You don't know shit, bro.
-Shit I don't know shit.
I look you in the eye and
I see your asshole bro.
You are so transparent to me.
Vicious dog, that...
here is art, this is the foyer.
This place is full of art-loving
people, look what he's talking about.
-Fuck your art!
-Come on, dancers are there.
I guess they will gather here.
They're going from
here to somewhere bro.
Come on, let's follow the dancers.
After this age,
he makes me follow dancers,
let's follow the dancers.
By the way, to Şebnem...
-Sorry.
-Come on guys
-Let's go to him.
-Come on, be quick.
I said to Şebnem that I studied
dancing in Marmara for two years,
Don't inform against me, and a master's
degree in Kocaeli for one year.
OK. İlkkan, this is a very
grounded lie, Bro.
We can lie freely.
If you had said what you wanted.
Brother, come on,
I made up something in case she asks.
Pardon.
Brother,
you go and do your work, I'm here.
-Come on.
-Don't let me in there, İlkkan.
Come on dude,
what am I going to do alone, come on.
Ugh, İlkkan, Ugh!
DO NOT CLOSE THIS DOOR!
Hey! Hey!
Şebnem, what's up?
-I came in here.
-Oh.
By God,
we were just about to go out, İlkkan.
Then uh, can you wait a second,
let them give that flower,
-Let them congratulate him.
-Of course. Look, son.
Master Cavit is the Picasso of dancing,
that is, he is a very top dancer.
-Behçet.
-Who?
Sir, you have honored me,
Ms. Lütfiye, and you too.
These flowers are for you too.
-Thank you so much.
-Thanks.
I thank you.
Let's not tire you out more,
we will come
to visit you as an association, right?
Sure sure, yes guys,
let's evacuate slowly now, okay?
Let's take our clothes off,
then let us all on the bus, okay?
-Okay.
-Come on, take it easy.
-I'm out, İlkkan.
-Let me wait at the door,
you change, okay?
-Of course, of course.
-Let's do that.
-Brother, the door won't open.
-How is it not opening, dude?
-The door won't open.
-How?
-Are you serious?
-How?
-It won't open.
-It won't open.
The door won't open.
Let me see,
wait a minute, what's going on?
It won't open bro.
Pull towards yourself,
put your weight on it.
Don't be so slammed,
give your weight and give it a try.
No, look, you're hanging on, don't do
that, you will break the latch bolt.
Do this,
give your weight, give your weight.
-I gave.
-Pull it to yourself.
I pulled.
If you can open it, try it.
Wait a second,
I'll do it, I'll try too.
Şebnem, I think it's a
really good show and it was a
wonderful thing to come to
İstanbul and meet this audience.
I definitely think so too.
I had a very good experience for myself
and I would like to thank on
behalf of the entire İstanbulites.
No, we thank you very much, thank you.
-Doesn't it open?
-It's not going to happen.
Calm down, calm down for a minute!
-Yılmaz, won't it open?
-What?
It doesn't open, but I guess
this door opens from the outside.
-Someone comes and opens it.
-Let's call, brother.
Okay,
call out, who are you going to call?
Rıfat!
Do you have Rıfat's number?
-No.
-Call Rıfat.
How can I call bro?
Anyway, this was an occasion, that is,
something led to our conversation.
Call someone,
the attendant or something.
There is no phone,
brother, everything is inside, I swear.
Ok I have it,
I have a phone, who am I calling?
Brother,
I don't know who you are going to call,
I guess you will call the
attendant or something.
Should I have the number of the
attendant, I came as a spectator.
Am I visiting the cultural centers and
adding the numbers of the attendants?
I'm a dancer too bro,
I don't have any numbers either.
You are a dancer, when you go to the
place where you dance, you should ask.
-Gee!
-Doesn't anyone have a phone number?
No.
Yılmaz, step in with shoulder,
brother, you can open it.
OK.
-No.
-Stronger!
It's the shoulder.
There was a mishap, but there
was also an occasion to our talk.
-It won't open!
-It was like we were alone.
-Let's hit the door.
-Hit!
-Hit it bro!
-You have bring trouble on us.
Dude, you got us here with the dancers,
holy mother...
-Anyone there?
-Here we are!
-No one?
-Teacher,
What if they thought we have
dispersed and the drivers left?
Are we all here?
How many were we?
There is Fatih, there is me,
we have to be 22 people,
let's count, let's count.
-Let's count, teacher.
-Count brother, count us separately.
You add it as plus two.
Let's do it like roll call,
the person whose name is read
should say I am here.
-What's your name?
-Leyla.
-Leyla.
-Here.
-Neşet.
-İlkkan, come on!
Are you crazy, my beautiful brother,
what kind of technique is this?
-It's taking attendance.
-Dude, everyone who's here
is here anyway,
what are you checking, who are you?
Those who are not here are not here,
so they will be called.
We do not know who is not here, if they
knew, they would say, everyone is here.
If there is no answer
when the name is called,
It means he's not here.
Teacher, if we pass towards
the wall one by one like this,
everyone one by one,
we'll see whoever is here, right?
My beautiful brother, even if
Ahmet is not here, they will come,
they will open this door anyway,
even if they left you,
is there anyone among
you who knows the mobile
number of the friend who is not here?
-Is there any?
-No.
Anyone who has a phone number in mind?
-Neither.
-Nope.
-Probably not.
-No.
Where are your phones?
Here, they don't know, my dear brother.
None of them have a number in memory,
they don't have a phone with them, they
don't have a number in their memory.
Let's say someone knows
someone's number by heart,
if that person is here,
they will be calling someone who
is here, who even then the
phone will be ringing elsewhere.
-Okey brother.
-Did you understand?
I get it, I didn't know it.
-Here we are!
-Follow the events!
-Here we are!
-Shout out!
Sir, it's very stuffy inside,
should we call the fire department?
Let's wait for five minutes,
of course someone will come,
otherwise we will call the
fire department, no problem.
No need to rant, right?
Yes Bro,
there is no need for rush.
Be calm, they will open
that door in five minutes.
Do you have a charge in your phone?
Let me see.
Nine percent, enough?
-What was the name?
-Yılmaz.
You came to Teacher Behçet as a guest,
right?
-Who is he? Who is Behçet?
-Yes, dude.
-We came to Teacher Behçet.
-No, I...
this is my friend İlkkan,
we were going to see a lady,
-where is that friend of yours?
-Here's Şebnem, brother.
All right, we came with her.
Then let's do something, hit it guys,
hit it hard. Hit it hard, hard.
Good luck to you, what have you
done to me, you got me here, İlkkan.
Look, dude, I can be alone with Şebnem,
look from the bright side.
You're all alone, I see.
you plus 50 people,
there's an incredible love
atmosphere here, it's very good.
Look,
I have turned crisis into opportunity.
-Please congratulate me.
-You...
-Bravo İlkkan!
-Shout out.
-You're a snake, bro.
-Hello!
Thanks.
-Shout from the front.
-No, no one.
Is not it?
Bro, if you are going to call,
call it already.
firefighters and such,
I mean, whatever it is,
They do not care about us.
Dude,
don't make a federal case out of it.
Someone will come in five minutes,
let's be patient, let's not exaggerate!
It's hot, we sweat a lot.
-We're going to die of suffocation.
-Look at this situation, my teacher!
No one's coming.
I'm calling the fire department,
what's wrong,
these are mechanisms
that work with our taxes.
Dude, get up, hit it, hit it again,
we're done, shout a little, hit it.
-Hit hard, hard.
Hit hard.
-Kick it.
-Shoot some more.
Try it by that window, man.
Near that window.
We're stuck here!
Do you hear our voice?
Let me take that chair.
Let me get that chair.
-Ah!
-No, of course!
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
-It's an old woman!
-Stop, she will die, she will die stop!
-What are you doing?
-What are you doing?
Why are you lifting Mrs. Lütfiye, what
are you going to do with the chair?
Dude, no service here. I'm going to
get on top of it and get a reception.
Brother, is it appropriate?
The woman can't stand anyway, look,
-She's trembling like a sick dog.
-Ah!
Then let's do it like this, İlkkan.
Let Ms. Lütfiye suffocate here, let's
pull the chair out from under it, okay?
-Dude, okay take the chair.
-Hah!
-No no! Leave!
-Nothing like that will happen.
No sir, no, is that okay?
Do not disturb your comfort.
Shall we die here?
We have to respect our elders.
We have to be alive first,
to respect our elders, İlkkan.
We are alive, brother.
Good luck to you!
There's a small reception right now,
where are we calling?
Bro it's either 100 or 101.
-What, what was it?
-112.
-Not 112, not 112.
-Brother, decide quickly.
-I'm telling you I'm low on charge.
-It's not 112, what was it?
-What was it?
-180?
Recently
I watched the news, brother, I guess,
you don't have to call
separately like before.
For example,
you're calling 125 or something, okay?
It doesn't have to be
separate number anymore,
police or an ambulance, whatever.
You are somehow connected, but when
you call 125, I guess it's solved, but,
I'm not exactly sure about the number.
Yeah yeah,
it's like the thing in America,
'Nine eleven',
oh sorry, 'Nine one one'.
There is something like this,
for example, let's say you called
the ambulance here,
the police have to come as an escort.
So let's say we called
the ambulance now,
We do not know whether the police will
come or not,
they may or may not come.
If you had consulted this
a little more between you?
We are low on battery,
I'm calling the police, no other way.
Hello,
hello officer, we are stuck,
about thirty-five or forty people,
we got stuck in a cultural center.
-Where is this place?
-Cultural center.
Okay culture, but what's the name?
What was it?
What was the name of this place?
It was a human name but
I couldn't make it out.
Doesn't anyone know the
name of this place, İlkkan?
Dude, I never looked at it,
I always read articles in the car.
This, Bakırköy,
I remember some road
lead by Ataköy blocks.
Brother, there is a shopping
mall in front of us.
What was the name of the mall?
I don't know its name, but there
are blue columns in front of it.
Officer, officer,
Now, as far as I remember,
we passed by Ataköy
blocks or Bakırköy blocks.
There is a shopping mall in
front of us, with blue columns.
Apart from that,
a friend named Esra left us here,
we can't make it out.
I can't tell it.
A cultural center with three names.
Yes, yes, there must be something
like Halide Edip Akbayram.
She took us from a very large
block from Bakırköy to Beylikdüzü...
Well, there was 'Diamond
Star' women's clothing,
on the right when we were coming.
We're out of battery, İlkkan,
we're out of charge.
Brother, should you call the
lady who brought you here?
Ok bro, try my phone, Yılmaz,
mine wasn't even have service
on the top floor anyway,
take it, find Esra from there.
No, there is nothing in this, there
is not even half a reception, take it.
So you, as a huge team,
stuck here, and it become our problem!
İlkkan,
I have to smoke.
What a cigarette, I have to pee too,
I'm going to pee on my pants.
And I've got you on my back,
it's getting worse now.
What does peeing have
to do with your back?
It comes when you carry weight, dude.
It's like I pressed on your stomach?
Look at the belt of Mrs. Lütfiye,
don't get caught though.
Don't look openly.
-Retarded!
-I looked bro, what is it?
Did you look at the belt, it's my belt.
How the hell, don't you remember?
I'm telling you that I'm going to piss,
and look at your struggle.
Bro, either offer me a solution
or be a part of the problem, shut up.
My dear, don't you know?
This was my favorite belt, look.
The buckle of
the belt is cobra-shaped,
can you it's eyes,
I had painted them red with gouache,
that's pretty much my belt.
I sold it to a second hand
store last year for 30 liras.
Wasn't this your favorite belt,
brother?
Yes, that was it, beautiful brother,
I was always wearing that belt,
but the situation came to a dead end,
I had to get rid of it.
What should I do,
I sold it that way, so I got rid of it.
So, an important lady like her,
at this age, she went to the second
hand store, bought your fuckin' belt?
We are talking about the wife of
Teacher Behçet, he is important!
My beautiful sister, are you so
nervous because you have to pee?
Look, this belt is my belt,
this belt is branded 'Inevitible'.
When she turns around
you will understand.
She just got up, I waited to see
if she would turn back, she didn't.
It says 'Inevitible' on the
back.
Are you up for a bet?
Dude, are you the only one in this
world wearing an 'Inevitible' belt?
All right then, bet with me, come on.
My belt bro, let's bet.
Gee.
So in the world,
there are two 'Inevitible' belts.
Both belts,
sorry both buckles are cobra-shaped,
both eyes were made red with gouache,
I have one and the other is on
Mrs. Lütfiye, are you saying that?
Brother, I say that you are
jealous of Mrs. Lütfiye.
-Fuck off!
-Because Ms. Lütfiye,
has a stylish belt that will make
her stand out in this environment.
You saw that belt and you said,
"Oh, I should have had this belt",
because, as always Yılmaz, this is
a stage and you are the lead role!
We are just extras at work.
-Well done.
-What are you doing?
Are you mirroring my mouth?
Am I jealous of the elegant belt
of a hundred year old woman?
-Oh, dear.
-That was exactly what happened.
Are you a psychiatrist, huh?
-Are you a psychologist?
-I'm really going to blow my mind now.
Hush bro, I'm going to piss on you now!
Fucking dancer.
Tries to compare us.
My belt dude, my belt.
Do you think I don't remember
the cobra I painted eyes on?
I painted the cobra's eyes.
-You!
-Huh.
Yup.
Were you the guests of Behçet teacher,
how was it?
No, we do not know Mr. Behçet.
This is the thing of my friend İlkkan.
Of course, I know Behçet teacher.
I am Şebnem's online friend,
we chat about dance.
It's beautiful.
How did you like our show?
So I loved your show,
frankly, I don't know how to say it,
how to express myself better, but,
thanks again to all of you,
I'm speechless because you gave
us this pleasure, let me say that.
-Thanks. Thank you so much. Thanks.
-Thanks.
How did you find it?
Sir, yes,
nice, different mindset.
How is it different mindset,
so here it is,
We played an ordinary Artvin region
folk dance, how is it different?
Did you not like the region,
what happened?
No dear, it has nothing
to do with the region, so
regardless of the region,
I don't have much to dance.
Yeah, he's not very into dancing, so he
can't understand your show or anything,
so, what you're going to do.
What, what will you do?
I mean bro, you know, dance like this,
so it's futile to do something about
dance today, we'll talk to you at home.
Speak now, İlkkan, speak now.
Is it obligatory to love dancing
while we're here, what happened?
Sir, your distance from general dance,
is it a general case or is
it only related to our show?
-What was your name?
-Melis.
Ms. Melis, why did my views
suddenly become so important?
I am a person trapped here like you,
the only difference between you and
me is, I don't dance, this is it.
Don't be a brother anyway,
there was no such thing as
everyone should dance, but,
I don't know, it's the first
time I've heard of something like
"I don't like dance."
Did something like that
come out of my mouth?
Did I say I don't like dancing?
Did I say anything like that?
No, but there was such a half-hearted
attitude towards dancing for him.
No, there was absolutely no
half-hearted attitude towards dancing,
full-heart, you know.
I took a sharp attitude towards dance.
But if you want, let me be even more
clear, since you want it so much.
I find dance absurd.
-Come on!
-Oh my god!
My child, that absurd dance you call,
from the earliest times of humanity,
forms the basis of
our cultural treasure.
Dance is communication.
Dance is growth.
Dance is earth.
-Bravo!
-Bravo!
-Bravo teacher!
-That's it!
-Bravo teacher!
-Bravo teacher!
In the spring,
walk softly, mother earth is pregnant.
Get the fuck out of there.
Sir, with your permission,
this is a Native American proverb.
Hm.
Dear teacher, first of all I agree
with you in everything you said.
Obviously,
I couldn't express myself properly.
I'm sorry if the words
I chose bothered you.
So I see what we're going
through as a nice ting tang.
How can I have a grudge against dance?
My best friend İlkkan is a dancer!
Here's four
boxes of liter turnip juice.
Turnip, what turnip is there?
Give here two more.
Trouble to you.
Can I have it too?
-A turnip for me too.
-Another turnip.
Send me one from there too.
Dude, drop one here too.
Let me see, wait, let me get this.
-Give me one.
-Get away from there...
-A turnip for us too.
-Us too.
Don't give it to us.
Behçet teacher, here, turnip.
Sir, there is a disease called behçet,
it occurred to me at such a moment
that there is a similar
name with yours, Behçet.
Yes there is,
a Turkish doctor discovered it,
that's why.
How did the doctor find the disease,
was it not there before?
Gee, that is, he defines it.
-Isn't it, sir?
He says it's such a disease.
And gives his name.
But isn't this a negative thing,
teacher?
if it was a medicine,
a one would give their own name...
But, giving your name to the disease...
Don't you have children,
they will remember it that way.
That's how I see it.
-He finds it.
-Just me...
-Okay okay.
-Behçet.
-Teacher.
-What happened, Mr. Behçet?
-Teacher! Man is dying,
-What's wrong, Mr. Behçet?
Hit hit,
shout, do something, the man is dying!
-Teacher!
-Teacher!
-Teacher!
-The man is dying!
-Calm, calm, calm!
-Calm down! Calm down!
The man is dying, anyone there?
Nobody coming?
Help me!
I am not a doctor.
-Isn't there anyone yet?
-Help!
The man is dying!
-Open up!
-Hit a little faster!
-Open his way! Open his way!
-Open the way.
Open up!
Dude, open up a little, open up.
It's like this,
they swoop on the man, it gets worse,
he can't get air.
You will not panic, brother.
Yes bro, it's very important.
You know what I liken this to?
When you horn in traffic,
traffic does not open, it's the same.
Or uh, when there's such loud music,
you shout and it stops for a moment.
-Yup.
-Help!
No.
I did not liken what
you said there last.
It's like something happens that
shouldn't happen all of a sudden.
Wrong, mistake.
Did they drink it,
can you tell if it's open
by looking at the cap?
Closed bro.
Okay, you drink it,
I took it from the ground.
I'm going to pee, can't think
about a turnip at the moment.
Nobody coming yet?
I don't like turnip either.
And if something happens
to the man, what will we do?
-The man is dying!
-Fate.
-I'm not a doctor, bro.
-Hello!
Are we stuck here?
Do something!
If he has lived a wrong life,
he should've pay attention
to his diet until this age.
-You will take care of your sleep.
-Enough!
Open the door!
Brother, press it, light it.
That's it.
Our eyes started to see.
Teacher, where do you dance?
-No, I'm not dancing.
-Got it.
Well, the friend just said something
like your dancer, that's why.
Yes, he was educated.
Was it in Marmara?
He's not dancing now though,
do you, İlkkan?
Yeah, I rarely do.
That is,
on special occasions or something.
Huh, brother,
who was your department chair?
Was it Teacher Beşir?
Dude, I'm got to pee right
now I can't really remember,
so I just remember
that I studied dance.
The rest of the
information is like gone.
He could be Beşir, as if it was
Şencan or Beşir, something like that.
I got it bro, thank you.
İlkkan.
Take me on your back over there
so I can smoke a cigarette,
Come on, my coach.
Come on, do me a favor, come on.
Look, brother, I just took you on my
back because there was an emergency,
I already lost my honor,
now I can't do the same thing in front
of the girl for your pleasure,
I'm going to piss anyway,
We have to get out of here.
İlkkan, who was your department chair?
You used to tell me all the time.
-Walk bro, go smoke.
-Come, come with me.
Şebnem, so it was a misfortune,
we are stuck here.
I mean, you would probably travel
to İstanbul as a team, right?
Well,
what's the plan tonight, to Kütahya?
No, the crew will continue to
Çanakkale, but I'm here tonight.
Very good.
I mean, because it's early.
When we get out of here, I mean
İstanbul, of course, is a city that
does not sleep,
I can take you around if you wish.
No, thank you very much, I guess we
will go directly to my grandmothers,
-they're also very tired.
-Oh.
Is your grandmother your mother's
mother or your father's mother?
-Who?
-Well,
so do they live in a central place,
or what we call a suburb?
if they are far from the city center,
transportation will be difficult,
because our house is in the center,
Şebnem, if you want...
-İlkkan İlkkan.
-Are you okay?
-I can host...
-İlkkan, look. İlkkan look, look!
-What's up, what's up?
-Mrs. Lütfiye bent down, look.
Look, look look!
Did you see?
I told you, dude, it is very big.
A very big text.
Brother it is really big,
okay, you were right!
-Take me down.
-What are you saying?
Take me down.
I don't quite understand İlkkan,
what is going on here right now?
Şebnem,
Ms. Lütfiye, we talked about something.
He is saying that that
your belt is not yours.
There is a brand resemblance
to his belt or something.
What are you talking about bro?
Ms. Lütfiye, this is what happened,
we are very sorry.
I had the same belt.
That's what I was calling my friend,
it was a belt that I loved very much,
'Inevitable' brand,
I saw yours too, yours is 'Inevitable'.
But not just the brand,
also the buckle is the same.
In the shape of a cobra,
I painted their eyes red with gouache,
and when I saw it,
I sold it to a second hand
store last year, it was a belt
that I loved very much,
and I said to my friend,
so this, I wonder this,
my belt, it went around,
and ended on the waist of Mrs. Lütfiye?
That's what I was saying.
This is not your belt,
son, it's similarity.
-Huh, here it is.
-Oh, I'm not into
if it is yours or mine,
I'm not interested in it.
just wondering,
I wonder if it's my belt.
-I wanted to know.
-Son, it is what it is!
Ugh!
But now, teacher Lütfiye,
by saying it is what it is,
it's like you're avoiding me.
One involuntarily suspects.
So if we were open with each other...
My friend, will you shut up now?
Enough is enough!
Yes, look, people are in trouble here,
and what are you worried about!
Teacher Lütfiye, I am very,
if you open the inside of the belt,
I pierced it with a pocket knife,
in the years I was overweight.
You'll see that hole.
-Look, I'll show you if you want.
-Ah!
What are you doing?
-What kind of rudeness is this?
-Wait a second!
-I'll do no harm.
-No!
There is a hole, I will show it.
-There is a hole, there is a hole.
-Hold that, hold on!
-I'll blow your head off!
-Okay, Serhat, stop. OK.
-Gee!
-From stuffiness,
he had a narcosis effect bro,
He doesn't know what he's talking
about.
I'll show the hole bro.
-That's it...
-Look, I'll beat the shit out of you!
Come on,
come here, let's see what happens!
Ms. Lütfiye, I do not insist on you,
tell me where you got this belt from,
and this issue will be settled.
This is my late daughter's belt.
-Okay, that's it.
-It's been ten years, she passed away.
Here bro, here it is!
She says ten years, ten years!
What did you say?
You said you gave it last year,
her daughter died ten years ago!
-It was the dead daughter's belt!
-Enough is enough!
Stop that talk!
Granny, why do you answer
to these nasty bastards?
Şebnem,
was your grandmother Mrs. Lütfiye?
Is that your grandmother?
You see, look!
Then the real owner of this belt,
the late, was your mother?
Ah!
Oops,
now we unintentionally pierced a wound,
I'm so sorry, I was just wondering,
if it is my belt or something, sorry.
We made you unhappy.
Şebnem, you are crying.
Why are you...
It happened unintentionally.
But let me tell you dear Şebnem.
So you are young, dancer,
you have a hobby, you are a dancer!
We'll suppress this pain with dance.
-Dear Şebnem.
-Okay, let's shut up.
It is possible to get
rid of it by dancing.
-Enough.
-So don't bother.
Shall I tell you something,
my dear Şebnem.
-What's going on?
-Your mother is up in the heaven.
She's watching you up ahead.
-Are you okay?
-Right now...
-Teacher?
-Are you okay?
I don't think she's
watching at the moment.
-Teacher.
-Grandpa, are you okay?
-Teacher.
-Open up! Open!
Open up, get some air!
Open up!
What happened man?
-What did you do?
-I just left it, what am I going to do?
God damn you!
Did you pee your pants?
God damn you, as a huge man,
you got on my back twice!
You're 39 years old, don't you
have any shame, can't you hold it?
Where is my jacket, Yılmaz?
I actually had poop too, but,
I squeezed it,
I guess it went up to my neck now.
-Doesn't it come by a cigarette?
-I don't know.
I was holding it,
so it went away, disappeared inside me.
-Open up!
-Well, how nice,
What are we doing,
are we competing here bro?
No, I mean,
it just occurred to me for a moment.
Ok calm down, calm down!
-Sir, are you okay?
-Sir, are you okay?
Mr. Behçet, where are you going?
We still have years
of dancing ahead us.
İlkkan.
We've known each other for years.
We cannot say that there isn't an
infallible scale between us and you.
You know my shameful moments,
I know your shameful moments.
And in this way, we protect each other
against the bad,
we take care of each other.
Yes brother.
Huh, here is the final
situation of the scale.
Against you, you are here, can I tell?
So that's how this scale came to be.
Okay brother,
come on, say what you have to say,
why are you making
presentations like this to me?
Am I your client?
Tell me straight, what happened?
Okay brother,
then let me get straight to the point.
I have two very critical
new information about you.
One is your lie, that you have
studied Marmara Dance Bachelor,
that you studied Kocaeli
Dance Master's Degree,
The second is, the fact that
in front of 35 people and your crush,
you have peed under your pants.
Now I have this information and
the scale started to get hard time.
-Know what I mean?
-Okay brother,
so what are you going to do now,
go and give this information to people?
-Are you such a vile person?
-I don't know,
It seems to me right now
that I wouldn't tell.
If you ask,
I would say I wouldn't tell.
But İlkkan, these are such
information that, when the time comes,
it would come out of my mouth suddenly.
This is the information we call
the information that does not
want to stay in this body and
throws itself out, can I tell you?
And you know,
this disgrace is accumulating, this
scale will be torn in two,
just so you know.
Brother,
I mean, if something like that happens,
I'll cut off my relationship with you,
our friendship will be over.
What else?
That's it,
it doesn't scare me that much İlkkan,
that's why I say,
I need something else,
that's what I mean by scale.
All right,
then, give me such critical information
about yourself,
and the scales will be balanced again.
Okay, let me think about it.
What could it be?
For example,
I had borrowed motorbike, remember?
While stopping at a red light,
it suddenly caught fire,
I barely saved my life, you know.
I know bro.
There I said to Ertuğrul,
İlkkan stole your motorbike. I said so.
How is this?
Holy cow, did you really say that bro?
Yes, I said, I even said,
I said İlkkan has huge psychological
problems, he went off the rails.
I said don't be too hard on him,
he's crazy these days,
plus he is stealing things, I added.
So, this will work.
I'm just saying, why is this Ertuğrul
talking like a child
every time he sees me?
The man took me by the hand.
He caressed my head, a huge man.
That's probably why he did it,
exactly why he did it.
Sure bro.
Brother, I will talk to Ertuğrul then,
it will not be like this.
I'm not a child bro,
I don't have mental problems either,
Man, I'm not a thief.
If you tell Ertuğrul this,
I'll go, I say, to the world,
that İlkkan peed in front of 35 people.
Hop,
did you see how the scale got balanced?
You understand?
Are we good?
My dear Yılmaz.
Look, this system is like a stone,
that's it, we balanced the scales.
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