Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations (2005–2012): Season 1, Episode 9 - New Zealand: Down Under the Down Under - full transcript

Google weather

Zippo lighter

Delighted numb nuts

Give it to me give me the ring

I said the ring did the ring

Good job

Anthony bourdain I write

Travel East and I'm hungry

I've always pictured New Zealand on land down under down under is a beautiful country populated by really nice people

The person unique

Wayne itself



It's no surprise that they chose to shoot those Lord of the Rings movies here it's like nothing else

Also seen anywhere in the world

Seriously although I was probably asking for it

Boogie and the way the trip started should have seen it coming

Reuben uniewinniony just look at me now travel in the world I can add to

Can you import bill comedian signing copies of my blokes giving interviews half-life

The role of leaderboard in exotic

I used to have a real job

The winning chef 28 years behind a stove 28 years during meeting

Fry's and boasting phone ringing Ash I wrote one noxious over testosterone

Suddenly my life changed overnight

Part of my new wife is the Flying Dutchman

Barbers from when the food and wine festival to another

Travel around the world like running perpetually for Sheriff



Talking Wickersley about my selfie

Caravan ideas

This time around at the booked in at the sabre food and wine festival Christchurch

We go another conference Hall filled to capacity with people paying top Dollar to hear me speak

I do this a lot

I intend to kill today

2 p.m. for the boiler

I am a little word went when

Cookbooks

And cooking shows are like

P***

Uno foodporn

I mean I worry that people are white with a look at

Gaping

People doing things in

Photographs of them

Some cells are not going to be doing it

Anytime soon

Emily is there any vegetarian syrup

I know you're out there

African died in Avion

Juliet

Visa versa one hang myself in the shower stall and tonight is this the end

Hermite 15 minutes of being run out

I've got another talk coming up in a week

Unless I want to repay

YouTube today's debacle a better figure out what makes these kiwis take so start off by Bert

Disappearing in an authentic New Zealand pasta

Something with

Fix a bit of hard work

Natural wild boar hunting in the countryside or put me back in touch with my primal roots

Give me back that killer instinct Edge

OK, get the heck out of dodge in head up to the open country on the northern tip of New Zealand

South Island

I'm going to ask him a little apprehensive apparently I have to

Find me on Derek tomorrow

Spirit wild boar Hunters promise to take me off the main Highway

Back to the essentials

Blood in meat

I have seen a pig die before

What's in store for me

Empire I am local authority

Leatherhead we dispose of my brother brother

Enacted

When I came back saying £80 water

Spring black aesthetic

Strangely enough, civilised survivor tomorrow is Texas

7 gallon

A beautiful day at the metric la Tania in the hustle and bustle of the sea

City move to the Marlborough region in pursuit of a simpler life and looking around

Karta blamer

Retrieve tucked away in the Wye Valley

It isn't a five star hotels I become accustomed to

But it's perfect for getting away from home The Madness

Alas no time to sleep in and relax

To apportion

Honey is working me up at the crack of dawn this is what I asked for out with three Woody

Three types of a pack of dogs can feel right at home

We named Andy

Can you let me have the bush with strict instructions to not come home without dear that worries me

You guys are applying for hunting to a level science

Bugs without and freshly disturbed soil

The telltale sign of the Wild Boar sound silly events

Party up trying to drive him

Bodies down for any new animal rights activist go crazy on me it's important to Note that

Wild boar considered real minister

The farmers in New Zealand

Tearing up everything green insight

Biggest other hand the government provides incentives to 100

Creswell school term

Keep pigs any good numbers

Didn't the first world war for the

Museum of the world

If you was on the farm SIM

Cm

Kingsglaive control in Diss

Beechley Drive Rotherham

Fastest laganini

Scurvy good thing

Too much midnight delivery

My favourite movies

The Three Amigos in their dogs are hot on the boards prayer sign the arduous task of helping up the hill and trying to keep up

Command house

Little bit further

This isn't fair

The dogs have four legs the mighty

Lidl smoked

Maxidex

I've noticed singing for your supper but

This is pushing it

Baby we can just

Take out

What happens were piggy little piggy friend doing right now

Savings interest

Essex travel

Amy Lees update

Are these going to try

Get dogs off breakdown live

Buddhist come running down here on happened to my arms

Is an apple an apple in its mouth

Typically the dogs come back from Plenty of Fish is wild boar with gashes and patches of missing fur

Luckily for them

This particular riding went off without a hitch

Sturgess Avenue

The gods of wealth

The weather is good

York

Argos

Good

Ok no blood on my hands

Yes

I do not want this may matinee

Sophia Leone doesn't come in a plastic bag or a box

Does it work

Theresa May

Piece of Wildwood

Speaking of dinner on this pressure New Zealand Country area starting to make me hungry

They probably return to the Lodge of my triumphant band of happy Huntsman

Can you take the opportunity to point out of my contribution to the head

Well

Minimum

Begotten

Season ticket

I didn't think I'd be

So good at that anymore

Spell unnecessary time running around in there my blood blisters

Now this got me kicked out of a Hollywood Hyatt so make sure that I asked you to

Front desk for trying this yourself

Lyric Madrid

It standard operating procedure

You bring it

U boat

Almost dead

Is he gay

Ok sure no problem now

Guillotine

Ruskin and love people

Send him

Me Myself and I must be one hour do not send them

The birdcare taste

Bushy beard waxing

United work this will be me someday I just know

Children eviscerated on National Television

Gala Scunthorpe we like meet now

Stannington

The different what you saying earlier

Roster

How to reskill skinning and beheading my pal Andy turns operations over to the profession

No problem I do not the first time I've been elbow deep in blood

But that's another story for men

I'm burning out an hour

Stafford Morocco

Who will win the dinner tonight

The anatomy is amazing we still do that most magical of animals

Hague

You want to South Australia

How to cure the bunny

That's my motto

Hello anyone we

We do some local recipe basics

Samantha Carter

Blackpool

Pineapple

Play deuces

Amuses brake rams

The sage and onion and some mixing

The dad

Today's weather in Robert Parkside

Liver cancer headaches

It's ok

This is beating to look familiar

Been awhile

It's like riding a bike

Or tying your shoes

Now watch close

The rabbit comes out of the hole

Goes

Round

Entices

Big flabby here several times around Dudley shoes friend

Now it's after school

And remember don't talk to the nice man with the candy

Passport photo Bolton

I wouldn't start the old folks

And another

Tesco fly on the Farmland

Iraqi

Next pictures

To my friends

Even the Savage and

Can a lovely wild boar can be

This guy foreign

Just salt pepper

Formula preheated 375 degree oven for 2530 minutes

Record Araldite 320

351 gets in about an hour an hour and a

A quarter

You looking for

Internal temperature of

Pretty damn hot

00:12:37,503 --> 00:12:39,807
20 time till dinner

Time I think for a well-deserved old one

Reminder pick up some beautiful dinner while I'm in town

Btrack

Owner of harringtons Brewery

Read the making life a little more tolerable for his fellow countrymen for sometime now we type

3 degrees

A330

Firmino

The route of the

I need a wee bit of oxygen

Sunday we go off

The largest prices for Coleraine next door

The name for a roundabout a good month for a lager

Again not so interesting frankly I like to drink beer

Why do you get me the second one we just sit down a reef angel guards memoirs

Apollo take for the area using CO2

Use more apps yeah yeah yeah I know I grew up those damn commercials

Enough talk about beer that's drink

Some beer

Pollyanna

Delicious chocolatey

Does anyone above him

Go onto the little bar at the right

What's that

Beer in a glass

Yes that's where we're should be

Lido Weymouth

The barnacle Barber

Just like the phone book

Recently Focus

Determined

Most Americans don't like

Genie drinking a lot on camera so the question is

Haircut

Good grooming

What beer

Beer

This focus groups are making me paranoid

If beer is bad what do they think of my complicity in porcine burger

It seems that helping me without my little female 32 to 48 demographics

This appeared to labels

You know I'm feeling generally remorseful

I'm drowning in guilt

I think I promise to bring home beer for dinner

The Witch of you find averages would be best served with wild boar

Disable logger Dan Porter

Little white whale with guilt

Heavy water death

Intelligent animal

The beer is not helping

I still feel guilty

Machine

Who does vegetarians were right

B&B all living things need to be protected

The world would be a better place if we all lived on nuts and berries

Valeting with her animal friends and blissful harmony

Showing total tweets together with the old wilo

Chemical wire using go kill something

One point down im getting hungry

Wild pork

How do I get back to

For the good part

How much is looking

We invite you right now but

Conure has other ideas wild boar gravy

I can do that

Your friend the boar

It's nice to see food in a Cradle to the grave

The whole bloodthirsty gang is gathered for dinner

A momentary lapse in a veggie simple tooth that distant memory

Billy just have to repeat that it is so good

No time to rest after dinner

I put to work on a traditional kiwi pavlova

The most famous

Sx5e

Kiwis

Continue

Love the problem is here in New Zealand

Where to buy baked Alaska in reverse

Without the ice cream

This is AME

Sweet Lorraine

With whipped cream on the outside

Jessica town

Marella 1

I think I'm right

Have lower than tablets for Joanne kiwis before being drizzled with a passion fruit sauce

That's good

To assure the provinces insisted this is a definite Lindsay Lohan

Hey I'm not questioning i30n price

Brown forever

Originally introduced into New Zealand in 1946 for the American Adventure

Beautiful Lee industrial waste for the Kraft cheese corporation

They want to something to

Delicious

Bleeding after this fluffy dessert I'm feeling wanderlust from Goonies

Outdoorsy lifestyle has its good point

I'm liking this a lot

Now if I can just find a business centre in the steam room in this joint

For my next adventure it's lost the remote Northland Coast New Zealand in a circus

I'm looking after you invited to a barbecue by Al Brown one of the country's leading chefs

I get the news on my stinking out the place of the saviour festival has yet to reach this area only catch is it

Barbecues on an isolated beach accessible only at low tide on 4 Wheelers

Norfolk day

The harder it is to get

Don't really need to use it just break here the handbrake lessons Redcar local four-wheel

Expert details over here

Neutral start

Drive up crack

Cristiano I get it I get it over sized power wheels Jeep

Speedy supper hit the trail

I know what I need to know and I'm hungry but fine

I can almost smell like barbecue from here

The hardest is nothing like driving down a pristine beach Salt Air in your nostrils

Running up around 2 gallons of gasoline per mile

Heaps of decomposing seaweed

Booking flights w68ja

Soyuz and the doctor

0 medium for growing bacteria and things to do I get my girlfriend for a lottery adobo

To stop a laptop

Is hard Joey consomme molecular

Astronomy relies on

Sunday stuff

Don't want to side track things with obscure food nerd reference

With precious seaweed but

I can't help it

I was a chef

Once

Communing with nature

The big engine scrap between the legs

Demonstrate some fancy movie

Vegan hot dogs

Shower find me Katy boiler very disappointed pick him I can see back

The word breakdown

Do like a local store that smile and now it's my turn

The Wikipedia game

Now when to use where I made a big mistake I saw

Keeping up the bread I don't bother to listen when he goes back at me don't do what I'm doing

Big mistake

Apollo

Silencer pipe

At least you're right that's the main thing I'm fine

You give her doing that attire

Maybe lovely

Shop 2. If you're feeling

Be aware of yourself on a slope

Doctor career path

Oh yeah I think I'm missing my sunglasses

Baby pulling down

Where are my glasses

Now if I can just find a neck brace in an IV drip I'll be good to go

Fertilizer Warehouse order to choose from

Ok looking up and see you later, I'll be with someone

Apple second-hand I'm thinking I really don't want to know about me again

But together

All jokes aside I get very lucky on this one

This could easily become at my producers ghoulishly always jokingly referred to as the very special app

Webisode

In fact

I even remember my producing shouting

Keep rolling as I started to fall

Big even have the sad music all picked up

Uno

Slow-mo sequence Fade to Black at the end

Sorry I disappointed them this time

I know what my producer was thinking to

New story host of Travel Channel show crushed by £1200 of quad bike

Be sure to tune in next year in no reservations

Sorry I will Florence

Fortunately I'm still here unable to see the bright side of the situation

Are we getting 3 views of that story subject

House phone Tesco

Pico really got hurt

Hrvatska

What is trying to stop the fight from going

Ain't no big thing

Another argument for a stunt double

All excited got me hungry when we finally arrived I was already

Start cooking if I've been killed I wonder if they would have cancelled the barbecue knowing my crew I don't think so.

Different data packet by the fire what does angadia

And I don't get any bit of nuts

Beach barbecue Zara traditional view

No electricity in the bath

Is this building

All this delicious food is for

Compared with just a wood heart

Good old fashioned dollhouse

Inventor constraint of the same strength relative to the Layman

202 O2

Acquire

Bags record bags this crayfish

Support Australia here as well

Nearly Everything hours preparing was eBay swimming

Crawling in the ocean just this morning

Custom abalone

Lisa an abundance

Around the whole country

Latina died

Looking for Tony

That's pretty intimidating

But at the end of the day

This is just what we do New Zealand

Sorry like to see it

Environment

I'm sure he's going to enjoy

The fire burning at the perfect temperature I was adjusting the seasoning for the seafood

What supporting role in doing Chili Peppers by the way

You have to have a sloth

Wash out by Riley penis

Dead slow

Burning paper just add magic

Anything you can do

Request

You might want to wash out afterwards do

As much as I'd like to stay maybe pitch in and help out with the veggies I feel the moment

Quiet reflection is an order

Aldi in Sheppey

Can handle the work of 5 mere mortals so

Or even two otherwise stroll on the beach

The smell of the pristine Northland air the late afternoon sun

I'm making me feel a bit contemplate

Another Zorro brush with death building advert I know I'm hungry

Any set waterboarded

There is the scene of one of America's favourite stunts gone horribly wrong

I was told afterwards 18

The three or four people a year as going outstanding

Meaning of dead

Yeah life is good

Narrowly avoided a spine crushing mishap

Got one of New Zealand's - yes

Rolling Stone Bob Baxter Hatch

Alyssum credible libido around me

Oh yeah

Hello I do to deserve this

Traffic

College chefs intuition

My penis is nearly hungry and patient expression behind the camera

But I get the feeling that dinner is served

Aaronic blessing

For those of you not lucky enough to have tried abalone before

It's an exotic annexe

Expensive shellfish

NFU just

Steve Zahn come get you something good

202 acclaim sauteed in white wine and boric acid favourite favourite things

Amazing

Look at this thread

Is fresh venison from the hills Nike far away

Abalone pride after we've this afternoon

2A 2A climbs dog from The Beach ride out there

Everything I meeting went to sleep last night with no idea they be meeting me today

Oh my god

What's a giant

Ok technically it's a very large crayfish not a lot

This is no time to get text

Just beaming

Good to Be Alive

Missing this

Order going to terrible

Earls managed to take my mind off

Could have happened while it happened with some great food

Ray company

It's moments like this make you want to burn my passport

Never leave

Time is running out before I have to go back to Christchurch

Face the music One More Time

So I'm going to figure out anything about these New Zealanders

I better get acquainted with original

Just to say Maori culture

David living here on this land for over 1000 years

Once the dominant race in New Zealand bath landscape marries now comprise a mere 15% of the population

After a long period of forced assimilation with British settlers during which much of the culture was last

The Maori of we're going to reclaim the rich heritage

Including traditions like the hanging

Abuse the Mark special events in their life

Before I can enjoy some authentic Maori food I have to go to work potpourri

Traditional welcome ceremony

You have to be invited to one

Please buy a member of the

The tribe

And this is Jackie

She's nice pants

The ceremony begins with chanting back and forth

Weiner welcoming tribe

In the gas

Oh my god

As we proceed of the more I the meeting place

The local school kids greatest with the traditional song and dance

Meaning is important

I'm part of the ceremony.

Bowls me giving a speech

My hosting

About my history

In The Wire

We can determine if I'm

Unfriend her fault

I gotta keep this short

My name is Tony

I'm from New York City

On days like this when I've been in

How to do stew

A fantastic

Infamy new culture

Beautiful country

Fascinating

Traditions

Can I get an incredible kindness

And generosity

I can only look forward to

Tula

To many more days like this one

I made it through

Electra Christchurch I can tell you

I was worried

My confidence is not what it used to be

Next company

British reformed Maori greeting

The gentle pressing of the nose and forehead

Getting so close and personal is strange to me

We don't do this to me you're

Briar.

After pressing flesh literally with the entire room it's time for one more pretty song from the kids

Are children so sweet

Ticketmaster

The same look after my body is a bit better

BBC convicted stuff

Take it don't hurt me

Who is naked aggression

Hello probably good practice from my next public appearance

Formalities out the way it's

Time for the food

Let's get cooking

Tuna casserole

Made myself

You don't show up at a party any party without bringing a gift

Sobering some more of those superb abalone I had it all Brown barbecue

The maoris call them power

Diesel vehicles it's such a prize catch desired as much for their delicious meat as they are for the mother of pearl shells

The refractive to poachers

One of New Zealand's most expensive exports

Bushnell elite assault landing hear that you're allowed to harvest 10 adult shows a day

Hanging jigsaw for the kitchen bustling with women

Preparing enough food for a small army

Is squash

Melon

Mara

Pumpkin and bread stuffing

Vegetables like potatoes and yams is soaked overnight

The Peel right before they put in the pit

I recognise this guy

I just can't get away from decapitated animals on the show

Bissell not learning at spokesmodel job with Peter

Outside America

Preparing the fire

This will use an art for

The buddhas to be organised in the basket is everything it's cooked

For the same amount of time

Bored button

The venison

Play Store record of the rocks

The chicken is laid on top

Then comes the vegetable

Lille FC

Thunderstorm

Zouk classes laid over the

Food the whole thing is buried

Allow to cook for several hours

Not like McDonald's UK

Go religious Newham

Is the food slow-cooked for the foreseeable future

I have some time to

Rattle Chekhov another New Zealand tradition from my list

Finally the surf

In 2 hours

How would I say

Ukulele

Any of the sister Carol why do you do this is Gary please search for a living

If you choose others to do the same

Biggest transfers

Just paddle around a bit and uprights ride the wild surf

Oh joy I actually searched for a boat NZ

Next stop the Hawaii big wave contest

Dares Wins damages recent studies confirm

In the tobacco products are less likely to become successful therapist lookup server

Assurances that you worry

Alright so I sucking circuit

Can I suck at public speaking

I mean epicenter of Sucker 2

Police is a nice dinner waiting for me back at The Mirage

At long last

Find the dig up dinner

Tiny somehow doesn't it

The meat and vegetables and steaming in an under the earth pressure cooker with a burlap

Keeping in the Maestro in the journal

Pretty good looking

Not too shabby for hole in the ground

Careful there my man why is it still fairly rough in the old days

Maritza been doing this for as long as anyone can remember

Urinetown face wash

Good work look and learn

Zoella delicious slow cooked meat makes its way back to the kitchen

The winning followinglike journalist in a free buffet

A boat load of vegetables with everything could just the way I like

The Hanging embodies much of what I like about the unpretentious kiwi lifestyle

Simple bulaga retention

Good company

Honey of beer

The whole Village turns out with appetites in top

Time for all that hard work

To be rewarded

Download Thanksgiving on steroids

The peace was enough

Now it's time for presents

Traditional piano songs

Fox

Anna purse

I mean I've been told I need to accessorize with

Computers

That speech from one of the men

Hope I made a good impression

I just can't take another rejection that now

Any parlour

He don't hate me

And welcome back

I hope they were some small improvement of my understanding of what New Zealand culture is about

But I won't make it Holbeck

For my next lecture

It's very special to find something like this in today's commercialized industrialize world

Good people living together as a community

Keeping their traditions proudly

In vibrantly alive

This often happens

A central component

Just Good Food

Time is running short for I have to return what would likely be my sacrificial slaughter in Christchurch

My final lecture

Calendar

If you do

Good time for a look at the country to Higher Ground

So I hop on the quickest form of regional transport

I'm off to Fox glacier on the west coast of New Zealand South Island

The country's largest glacier

But you 170 miles West

Christchurch

Booking on this item

Make me what a cocktail

No it's not do the ice flow with my guide

Evil our local expert

What happens here in the messengers

Unusual we get huge volumes of snow falling up to that 60 m of snowfall on the tops of the Mountains

Each year

There's no doubt

I don't suppose to be learning about New Zealand

This

Until you end up with

Huge light

Device along the tops of the Mountains

This Is Your Life

Lots and lots of ice

We can explore the life cave where river is flowing through the ice

He just karta nice long blue tunnel through the glacier

And are we going to get see if we

Squeezing to me

Where is the ID

Corona Elisa world squeeze

Time to strap on and make like I know what I'm doing

Again

New face of the Waters Edge St

Twydall

Good thing I brought along proper footwear

That's so important

Did The OC online classes about 480 state

Visceral

Caress that filled up with water probably only goes down about 30 metres into the Ice

Rb30 my feel much better now

He doesn't look very big and very solid or oven pipe

Drymen should I freak out in small confined spaces

I want out of this thing

Dragon Ronaldinho net

Good day for a toddler

ODI really only sides and no vodka luge in that he didn't even moved

Obagi no putting it on time grows short just enough time for it

Mac video last minute working on a healthy glow it's so important as a TV house to have a reflective device

Bangarang Owen Wilson butterscotch stallion look up audiences seem to like

Ok I'm stressed

Dimension how kiwis love their meat pies including Castle

Credible mountaintop

Good call kiwi beer and patent line

What are you up to roadkill just not bad looking stone

Do I know anything on this trip little help me back in Christchurch

Is this John

However funny serve any purpose

What do kiwis like

Again some great memories and met some wonderful people but

Will help eyewitness The Killing of a noble beast then found out how to licious the tasting

I was nearly crashed in a quad accident on the way to a barbecue I've been welcome by a Maori tribe and treated with me

Now I've seen why they shoot so many films here

The kinds of a material I need Redemption

The final round in Christchurch by second and last chance to make a good impression

Bail out my flagging ready

Occasion

First attempt

Indeed in other disgraced

Skyrider

TV Guide

Club chef

There's one thing I learnt this last week

Citizen wide beautiful world out there

Is life beyond the dog and pony show a book towards self promotion

Be able to get to know other people

To be happy live

Beautiful

It's a privilege and an honour

Is the Crown into the Auditorium going to call detached place

The hell with

I just talked about what's on my mind

BBC something I actually believe it

Try having said again and again and again

No more stick

No more beating up on poor Jamie Oliver

The kinder

Gentleman

I'm angry about something

I thought I would share my my wage

Dismay with you I would like to eat

From the most

Evil document public perhaps

Since my car

It's Charlie

Water and rocks

Science book

Roar

Come on guys stay with me

I got a boy

Now she was a cookbook

About uncooked food

That should be your first go

And make matters worse it's based on the philosophy of Woody Harrelson

Knucklehead actor whose advocating a lifestyle devoid of curiosity

If I taking fashion advice from John Ashcroft

Picture this if you will

Cheers Woody Harrelson

You sitting in toilet

This culture so much older and more sophisticated

Engrossed in his own little pocket of Helen California

We however can sit there

Comfortable

Secure knowledge of his

Brightness is clean colon at end of the purity of his sister

Is Norway compared to sample

Any of the

Food around him

Well this

Actually seems to be working

I think I'm actually inspiring people to be a little more courageous

My time here in New Zealand it's been the perfect

Example of how the world can be a big scary dangerous

Almost always fabulous place

Double wonderful

Interesting people

And you're not going to see any of it

You pull away

And are willing to take a chance

Is he any better than me

Classic ugly

We shorts American tourist

Who refuses

Celine by Hilton dining room

The anywhere when I brake

Club sandwich

Am I get sick

It's just

Horrified

This lack of curiosity

Ok I just want to get off my chest

Massive I dislike I think so

BB racing is good for something

Movie adorable simpleton bartender from Cheers with cywilna

This is work it out

BaByliss spray good for me

Google I think I've learnt some valuable lessons Gear

Something important to take away from this place

The show I need a bigger trailer

The thread count on my hotel sheets I can talk to somebody about that

No more red Eminem's for this play baby no sorry I'm back

Simulator weakauras

I did call you retard

Did you guys know who that guy is

How do I say that again good x

We celebrate good we live in that crap in a bed