Anna (2021–…): Season 1, Episode 3 - Ridono le iene - full transcript
Hi.
My name's Anna, what's yours?
How long have you been here?
Can you hear me?
Can you talk?
He can't talk.
I got him to dig, but he's no good at it.
I keep him for company.
My father said
that all animals can be tamed,
the secret is to be nice at times
and mean at others,
so they don't understand.
As my brother and I are equal,
we share the tasks:
One is nice and one is mean.
I bet you're the mean one.
You bet right.
But I'll be nice to you,
if you'll be my digging dog.
Are you sure you're the mean one?
I remember at school
they called you
the asshole and the dumb-ass.
I think you're the dumb-ass.
No! No!
No, stop it!
Remember when
you came to the store?
You never said hello to us.
You came with your mom
to buy stracchino cheese.
My dad said she was
a filthy rich Milanese slut.
We have special robiola cheese.
No, I prefer stracchino.
Fuck you!
What a weird world,
now you're the dog
and I'm your master.
C'mon, we've got to escape.
Dig, bitch.
What for?
To build a cellar for ice-cream.
We're going to make chocolate ice-cream.
- It's concrete, dumb-ass.
- No.
I'm a "morass", a cross between
a moron and a dumb-ass.
Go on, dig!
Eat up, it's with venison and potatoes.
Sleep now, little canary.
Wash up, you stink.
You're a beautiful bitch, but you stink.
When I get out,
I'm gonna kill you, dumb-ass.
Wake up.
You're really hungry, aren't you?
Look what I got for you.
Good girl.
Want another piece?
See? A little mean and a little nice.
Soon the world will be all mine,
right?
Good girl!
At last.
You're a good girl.
I'll call you Beauty.
Like Mrs. Scardamaglia's
Yorkshire terrier.
You're a good girl, aren't you, Beauty?
Don't bite me.
Kiss my finger.
Go on, kiss it.
You wanna go for a walk?
I'll let you out.
Come on.
Good girl.
Good girl, Beauty.
Come.
Come on.
That's it.
Your paw.
Good.
Come on, heel.
It stinks! God, it's disgusting!
Up on two legs, Beauty.
He liked tuna.
Look, I'll show you something.
What a drag, they never leave me alone.
- Are you there?
- We're closed, hear me?
- Go see who it is.
- I don't want to.
They'll stop eventually.
Let go of me!
So, you're here!
Which one are you?
Mario.
Cool, huh?
Actually, it's really cool.
Is it worth a speargun?
Well...
Yes.
Your brother?
He died.
In fact, we're closed for mourning.
I'm sorry.
You can give me a hug if you like.
Has a girl come by, Anna,
with dark hair?
No.
You sure? She was after a map of Sicily.
Ah, Anna Salemi, sure!
I know her really well.
She went to my school.
Has she come by?
I got some photos.
- Photos?
- Of Anna's mom.
Her name was Sonia Cavalcanti.
Nude photos, Milanese photos.
- You want to see them?
- No.
I have to show them to you, come.
Here they are.
Look at those big tits.
Do you see
who your Anna's mommy was?
But she's blonde,
she's not like Anna at all.
It says here she lives in Los Angeles.
- Sure, Los Angeles is near Milan.
- Isn't it in America?
Did Anna come by or not?
Yeah, she came by,
I gave her a map and she left.
Do you want a map too? For you it's free.
Some candy too, a jar of caviar.
Wow, all this stuff!
You sure liked the cow head.
Yeah, yeah.
If Anna comes back I'll say
you're looking for her.
She's a very close friend,
I even dated her for a while.
You, too?
Where's that music coming from?
- What music?
- Can't you hear it?
- Yeah, it's my brother.
- But isn't he dead?
Yes... no!
There's nothing here, it's my stuff.
I swear.
- Give me the key.
- I don't have it.
My brother has it.
Give it to me!
What are you doing, dumb-ass?
Magic.
I'll open your belly like a pig
and get it back.
Wait.
There's another one, my brother's.
Go and get it.
Anna, are you there?
I'll kill you!
Let go of me!
Now take me to the Blue Kids, okay?
Come out.
Stop!
Get him!
Let him go.
He could have led me to Astor.
It doesn't matter, we've got the map.
But we've got to hurry.
I'm not coming, I told you.
Help me, these are enough for a year.
Maybe you don't get it,
the Blue Kids took my brother
and I'm getting him back.
Wait.
Let him go his own way.
I'll never leave him,
get that into your head.
Anna.
Do you want him to see you die?
What would you know?
Who are you anyway?
I saved you.
Yeah, because you're like the twin,
you saved me because
you're afraid of being alone.
But I'm not your girlfriend
and I won't come and play wifey.
Who wants you?
Go get him on your own!
- That's it, walk away.
- Fuck you.
Fuck you, you're a loser.
Can I come with you?
There are wafers, too.
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Paola, what good thing
have you cooked?
Pasta with zucchini and pancetta.
Don't tell me you put onion in it.
Yes, chef, I put peas in it too.
I don't know
if you'll get through to the next round.
And you, Lorenza, what did you cook?
Pasta with fish,
meatballs and stock cubes.
Interesting.
You suck, both of you!
Neither of you goes on
to the next episode.
And now the penalty.
What penalty?
You have to eat your own dish.
For real.
Can I play with you?
No.
Why not?
Because we're the Blonde Band.
You're not all blonde.
She's blonde,
we'll dye our hair blonde soon.
Now get lost, scram!
Wait.
What's your background?
Who's your father?
Salvatore the plumber.
Salvatore the plumber.
To get into the Blonde Band
you've got to pass a challenge.
But she can't join our band.
Are you ready for the test?
Good.
If you want to join the band,
you've got to jump like
on "Celebrity Island", got it?
- What was your name again?
- Lucia.
Got it, Lucia?
You got to pass the immunity challenge.
The immunity challenge.
You want to be in the band?
Grab the rope and jump, it's easy.
You've got to jump and grab the rope.
- It's too far.
- No, it's really easy!
You've got to jump.
But I'm scared.
What a pity,
you're just a wimp.
Go on, you can do it.
Angelica, it's dangerous.
It has to be dangerous
if you want to join the Blonde Band!
- If she jumps, she'll get hurt.
- So? She asked for it.
Right?
Now jump!
- Angelica, please.
- Shh!
Go.
Show these two idiots you can do it,
you're special.
♪ Somewhere over the rainbow ♪
♪ Way up high ♪
♪ There's a land that I've heard of once ♪
♪ In a lullaby ♪
♪ Somewhere over the rainbow ♪
♪ Skies are blue ♪
♪ And the dreams that you dare to dream ♪
♪ Really do come true ♪
Couldn't I have worn the floral one?
This uniform is gross.
Quiet, I don't want to hear a word.
She's a child.
Now, Angelica, be good in church,
go to Lucia's parents
and bow your head to greet them.
Yes, but this thing sucks
and blue doesn't suit me.
I don't want to go
to this stupid funeral.
She jumped into a hole.
Who does something like that?
Only an idiot!
We've raised an animal.
Look, how dare they!
- I'm so sorry.
- Thank you.
- My condolences.
- Thanks.
Say hello to Mr. Marino and the family.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Jesus favors children,
He takes them on His knee and says...
..."Suffer the little children
to come unto me.
And forbid them not."
Children have more merits than us
in the mysterious dynamics
of the Kingdom of Heaven,
since their innate goodness
leads them
to be an example before God.
For every pure creature,
image of the Redeemer,
whom God called to Him before his time,
like our beloved Lucia,
there are dark creatures,
subject to the germ of the Devil.
Evil hides at times behind beauty,
so that its nature
remains invisible to reason.
Now our children
will pay tribute in song
to our beloved Lucia.
Her favorite song.
Score?
Eight.
Seven.
A dive like that? Are you blind?
Actually...
...you're right, I can do better.
It was my turn, you've done four.
It was unbelievable, I'm shattered.
They kept me for hours at the airport
because I wasn't wearing a mask.
Masks are nowhere to be found.
Thank God, I'm finally home.
Watch me.
♪ Somewhere over the rainbow ♪
♪ Bluebirds fly ♪
♪ Birds fly over the rainbow ♪
♪ Why, oh, why, can't I? ♪
♪ If happy little bluebirds fly ♪
♪ Beyond the rainbow ♪
♪ Why, oh, why ♪
♪ Can't I? ♪
"You're the most beautiful, Angelica."
"Oh, thank you, my dear."
"Madam, where did you buy that lipstick?
It's simply gorgeous."
"Yes, it's excellent quality."
Indeed,
"red suits me."
Angelica!
Angelica!
Come down, Angelica.
Angelica!
How cool, you came!
Now there are no Grown-ups,
we can do whatever the fuck we want.
Take whatever you like.
It's all yours.
Blue! Blue!
Ha!
Stand back!
I brought this.
Just this?
And this.
You can keep it.
Get lost, don't waste my time
or yours either.
What do you want? Get out.
- But I have to come in.
- What did you bring?
I've only got these.
Batteries aren't enough, go away.
But my brother's a Blue Kid.
Who cares! Find something good to eat.
Get lost.
No, I have to come in.
- Send her away, she's got nothing.
- Stop!
Have you got the Red Fever?
Sure?
- What can you do?
- Nothing.
Can you dance at least?
I can sing.
Come in.
Stop!
What's your name?
Anna.
- What are you doing?
- She's here for Angelica.
Give me those batteries.
We've already let in a ton
of people today, come back tomorrow!
No, not slippers, I said heels.
She's thin, I wouldn't put heels on her.
You're crazy!
The heels are to highlight her legs.
Let's take her T-shirt off.
- Why are you dressing me like this?
- Quiet, it's nearly time.
For what? Where am I going?
No, here are some more.
- They're too young.
- They could have told us.
- They're already done.
- Oh, God.
Getting off to a great start.
- Let go of me!
- Move it!
No!
Go on, you idiot!
C'mon!
Hi.
What's your name?
Anna.
Last name?
Salemi.
Come on, chill out, come forward.
Come on.
Like that.
Good.
What's your secret dream?
Pretty, but she seems a bit dumb.
You're so pretty.
Where have you been all this time?
Don't disappoint me.
A round of applause for Anna Salemi!
Music.
Dance.
Come on.
Dance.
Dance!
If you don't dance
I'll throw you out the window.
Can I sing?
Of course you can.
Sing.
So, Anna's in the singer category!
Turn it off.
Sing.
Sing.
Louder.
You're amazing, Anna.
You've got the X factor,
you'll kiss the Little Lady.
Wait!
Wait before you give them to us.
What are you doing here?
You're a dancer,
you're still not ready, hurry up!
Perfect for tonight.
Lights!
Lights!
Music!
So, do you want to grow up?
Yeah!
- Do you want to become like me?
- Yeah!
Do you want to get rid of the Red Fever?
Are you ready to see the Little Lady?
Are you ready to see the Grown-up?
I didn't hear you! Are you ready?
My name's Anna, what's yours?
How long have you been here?
Can you hear me?
Can you talk?
He can't talk.
I got him to dig, but he's no good at it.
I keep him for company.
My father said
that all animals can be tamed,
the secret is to be nice at times
and mean at others,
so they don't understand.
As my brother and I are equal,
we share the tasks:
One is nice and one is mean.
I bet you're the mean one.
You bet right.
But I'll be nice to you,
if you'll be my digging dog.
Are you sure you're the mean one?
I remember at school
they called you
the asshole and the dumb-ass.
I think you're the dumb-ass.
No! No!
No, stop it!
Remember when
you came to the store?
You never said hello to us.
You came with your mom
to buy stracchino cheese.
My dad said she was
a filthy rich Milanese slut.
We have special robiola cheese.
No, I prefer stracchino.
Fuck you!
What a weird world,
now you're the dog
and I'm your master.
C'mon, we've got to escape.
Dig, bitch.
What for?
To build a cellar for ice-cream.
We're going to make chocolate ice-cream.
- It's concrete, dumb-ass.
- No.
I'm a "morass", a cross between
a moron and a dumb-ass.
Go on, dig!
Eat up, it's with venison and potatoes.
Sleep now, little canary.
Wash up, you stink.
You're a beautiful bitch, but you stink.
When I get out,
I'm gonna kill you, dumb-ass.
Wake up.
You're really hungry, aren't you?
Look what I got for you.
Good girl.
Want another piece?
See? A little mean and a little nice.
Soon the world will be all mine,
right?
Good girl!
At last.
You're a good girl.
I'll call you Beauty.
Like Mrs. Scardamaglia's
Yorkshire terrier.
You're a good girl, aren't you, Beauty?
Don't bite me.
Kiss my finger.
Go on, kiss it.
You wanna go for a walk?
I'll let you out.
Come on.
Good girl.
Good girl, Beauty.
Come.
Come on.
That's it.
Your paw.
Good.
Come on, heel.
It stinks! God, it's disgusting!
Up on two legs, Beauty.
He liked tuna.
Look, I'll show you something.
What a drag, they never leave me alone.
- Are you there?
- We're closed, hear me?
- Go see who it is.
- I don't want to.
They'll stop eventually.
Let go of me!
So, you're here!
Which one are you?
Mario.
Cool, huh?
Actually, it's really cool.
Is it worth a speargun?
Well...
Yes.
Your brother?
He died.
In fact, we're closed for mourning.
I'm sorry.
You can give me a hug if you like.
Has a girl come by, Anna,
with dark hair?
No.
You sure? She was after a map of Sicily.
Ah, Anna Salemi, sure!
I know her really well.
She went to my school.
Has she come by?
I got some photos.
- Photos?
- Of Anna's mom.
Her name was Sonia Cavalcanti.
Nude photos, Milanese photos.
- You want to see them?
- No.
I have to show them to you, come.
Here they are.
Look at those big tits.
Do you see
who your Anna's mommy was?
But she's blonde,
she's not like Anna at all.
It says here she lives in Los Angeles.
- Sure, Los Angeles is near Milan.
- Isn't it in America?
Did Anna come by or not?
Yeah, she came by,
I gave her a map and she left.
Do you want a map too? For you it's free.
Some candy too, a jar of caviar.
Wow, all this stuff!
You sure liked the cow head.
Yeah, yeah.
If Anna comes back I'll say
you're looking for her.
She's a very close friend,
I even dated her for a while.
You, too?
Where's that music coming from?
- What music?
- Can't you hear it?
- Yeah, it's my brother.
- But isn't he dead?
Yes... no!
There's nothing here, it's my stuff.
I swear.
- Give me the key.
- I don't have it.
My brother has it.
Give it to me!
What are you doing, dumb-ass?
Magic.
I'll open your belly like a pig
and get it back.
Wait.
There's another one, my brother's.
Go and get it.
Anna, are you there?
I'll kill you!
Let go of me!
Now take me to the Blue Kids, okay?
Come out.
Stop!
Get him!
Let him go.
He could have led me to Astor.
It doesn't matter, we've got the map.
But we've got to hurry.
I'm not coming, I told you.
Help me, these are enough for a year.
Maybe you don't get it,
the Blue Kids took my brother
and I'm getting him back.
Wait.
Let him go his own way.
I'll never leave him,
get that into your head.
Anna.
Do you want him to see you die?
What would you know?
Who are you anyway?
I saved you.
Yeah, because you're like the twin,
you saved me because
you're afraid of being alone.
But I'm not your girlfriend
and I won't come and play wifey.
Who wants you?
Go get him on your own!
- That's it, walk away.
- Fuck you.
Fuck you, you're a loser.
Can I come with you?
There are wafers, too.
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Paola, what good thing
have you cooked?
Pasta with zucchini and pancetta.
Don't tell me you put onion in it.
Yes, chef, I put peas in it too.
I don't know
if you'll get through to the next round.
And you, Lorenza, what did you cook?
Pasta with fish,
meatballs and stock cubes.
Interesting.
You suck, both of you!
Neither of you goes on
to the next episode.
And now the penalty.
What penalty?
You have to eat your own dish.
For real.
Can I play with you?
No.
Why not?
Because we're the Blonde Band.
You're not all blonde.
She's blonde,
we'll dye our hair blonde soon.
Now get lost, scram!
Wait.
What's your background?
Who's your father?
Salvatore the plumber.
Salvatore the plumber.
To get into the Blonde Band
you've got to pass a challenge.
But she can't join our band.
Are you ready for the test?
Good.
If you want to join the band,
you've got to jump like
on "Celebrity Island", got it?
- What was your name again?
- Lucia.
Got it, Lucia?
You got to pass the immunity challenge.
The immunity challenge.
You want to be in the band?
Grab the rope and jump, it's easy.
You've got to jump and grab the rope.
- It's too far.
- No, it's really easy!
You've got to jump.
But I'm scared.
What a pity,
you're just a wimp.
Go on, you can do it.
Angelica, it's dangerous.
It has to be dangerous
if you want to join the Blonde Band!
- If she jumps, she'll get hurt.
- So? She asked for it.
Right?
Now jump!
- Angelica, please.
- Shh!
Go.
Show these two idiots you can do it,
you're special.
♪ Somewhere over the rainbow ♪
♪ Way up high ♪
♪ There's a land that I've heard of once ♪
♪ In a lullaby ♪
♪ Somewhere over the rainbow ♪
♪ Skies are blue ♪
♪ And the dreams that you dare to dream ♪
♪ Really do come true ♪
Couldn't I have worn the floral one?
This uniform is gross.
Quiet, I don't want to hear a word.
She's a child.
Now, Angelica, be good in church,
go to Lucia's parents
and bow your head to greet them.
Yes, but this thing sucks
and blue doesn't suit me.
I don't want to go
to this stupid funeral.
She jumped into a hole.
Who does something like that?
Only an idiot!
We've raised an animal.
Look, how dare they!
- I'm so sorry.
- Thank you.
- My condolences.
- Thanks.
Say hello to Mr. Marino and the family.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Jesus favors children,
He takes them on His knee and says...
..."Suffer the little children
to come unto me.
And forbid them not."
Children have more merits than us
in the mysterious dynamics
of the Kingdom of Heaven,
since their innate goodness
leads them
to be an example before God.
For every pure creature,
image of the Redeemer,
whom God called to Him before his time,
like our beloved Lucia,
there are dark creatures,
subject to the germ of the Devil.
Evil hides at times behind beauty,
so that its nature
remains invisible to reason.
Now our children
will pay tribute in song
to our beloved Lucia.
Her favorite song.
Score?
Eight.
Seven.
A dive like that? Are you blind?
Actually...
...you're right, I can do better.
It was my turn, you've done four.
It was unbelievable, I'm shattered.
They kept me for hours at the airport
because I wasn't wearing a mask.
Masks are nowhere to be found.
Thank God, I'm finally home.
Watch me.
♪ Somewhere over the rainbow ♪
♪ Bluebirds fly ♪
♪ Birds fly over the rainbow ♪
♪ Why, oh, why, can't I? ♪
♪ If happy little bluebirds fly ♪
♪ Beyond the rainbow ♪
♪ Why, oh, why ♪
♪ Can't I? ♪
"You're the most beautiful, Angelica."
"Oh, thank you, my dear."
"Madam, where did you buy that lipstick?
It's simply gorgeous."
"Yes, it's excellent quality."
Indeed,
"red suits me."
Angelica!
Angelica!
Come down, Angelica.
Angelica!
How cool, you came!
Now there are no Grown-ups,
we can do whatever the fuck we want.
Take whatever you like.
It's all yours.
Blue! Blue!
Ha!
Stand back!
I brought this.
Just this?
And this.
You can keep it.
Get lost, don't waste my time
or yours either.
What do you want? Get out.
- But I have to come in.
- What did you bring?
I've only got these.
Batteries aren't enough, go away.
But my brother's a Blue Kid.
Who cares! Find something good to eat.
Get lost.
No, I have to come in.
- Send her away, she's got nothing.
- Stop!
Have you got the Red Fever?
Sure?
- What can you do?
- Nothing.
Can you dance at least?
I can sing.
Come in.
Stop!
What's your name?
Anna.
- What are you doing?
- She's here for Angelica.
Give me those batteries.
We've already let in a ton
of people today, come back tomorrow!
No, not slippers, I said heels.
She's thin, I wouldn't put heels on her.
You're crazy!
The heels are to highlight her legs.
Let's take her T-shirt off.
- Why are you dressing me like this?
- Quiet, it's nearly time.
For what? Where am I going?
No, here are some more.
- They're too young.
- They could have told us.
- They're already done.
- Oh, God.
Getting off to a great start.
- Let go of me!
- Move it!
No!
Go on, you idiot!
C'mon!
Hi.
What's your name?
Anna.
Last name?
Salemi.
Come on, chill out, come forward.
Come on.
Like that.
Good.
What's your secret dream?
Pretty, but she seems a bit dumb.
You're so pretty.
Where have you been all this time?
Don't disappoint me.
A round of applause for Anna Salemi!
Music.
Dance.
Come on.
Dance.
Dance!
If you don't dance
I'll throw you out the window.
Can I sing?
Of course you can.
Sing.
So, Anna's in the singer category!
Turn it off.
Sing.
Sing.
Louder.
You're amazing, Anna.
You've got the X factor,
you'll kiss the Little Lady.
Wait!
Wait before you give them to us.
What are you doing here?
You're a dancer,
you're still not ready, hurry up!
Perfect for tonight.
Lights!
Lights!
Music!
So, do you want to grow up?
Yeah!
- Do you want to become like me?
- Yeah!
Do you want to get rid of the Red Fever?
Are you ready to see the Little Lady?
Are you ready to see the Grown-up?
I didn't hear you! Are you ready?