Angry Boys (2011): Season 1, Episode 12 - Episode #1.12 - full transcript

? Theme music

Yeah, it's weird.

Like you have this idea
of shit that's gonna happen,

and it's gonna be
like all good and that,

and then, like, it doesn't happen.

And if you think about it,

it's kinda weird
that I actually thought

that they were gonna come to Dunt.

And Mum and Steve kept telling me
they weren't gonna come.

I didn't believe 'em.

Yeah, it's shit.



It's shit when adults are right
and kids are wrong.

It's fuckin' heavy!
Well fuckin' get Nathan.

Where's fuckin'...
We're stuck.

Oi, Nathan!

Nath's going to deaf school tomorrow.

He's fully deaf now,
so he's gotta go.

Can someone wave their hands in front
of Nathan and get him to help us?

Have you got another lettuce there?

I think we'll churn
through those two.

Nathan, get out here!

Nathan! Nathan!

Daniel wants you to go
and help him out with the bunks.

Yes.

And we're gonna be moving my Gran
into Jamie and Tyson's bedroom.



Yeah, good one.

So this is going to be
a three-boy room,

and Gran's going to get her own room,

'cause when you're an old lady
you kinda need your own room.

Two, four, six, eight.

It's fun having Gran here, though,
like just having her round the house,

'cause I get along with her heaps.

I thought she was going to be
heaps more sick, right,

but I thought she'd be like...

..kinda dribbling and um...
shaking and stuff.

But she's alright so far.

That's fine.
We should keep that covered

'cause the flies
are really getting in here.

I've been settling in quite well,
yes.

I think the family
thought I was going to be

much more of an invalid
than I actually am.

Kerry's been great.
She's been fantastic.

No tension there.

Are they Jamie's cargoes there?

And I've got along quite well
with Steve, too, her new husband.

He's a lovely bloke.

Can you get around
the other side of the ute?

Yeah, so all in all, so far so good.

No, it's nice. I'll put
some photos up and what not.

When you are lost,
family is where you turn.

And this is my family.

This is all the family I've got.

And uh... it's...
I feel like I'm in a safe place.

So how are you?

Well, Daniel's hooked me up
with the computer,

so I've been keeping in touch with
all the goings on at Garingal.

He's loving the country.

Daniel said he'd build

a little run for him
out the back, so that's good.

Penny and I are very close, so...

..not an easy separation, that one.

So I like to, you know,
chat with her as much as I can.

Hello. Hello, Penny!

I do feel terrible about
Daniel's party plans for Nathan

and forgetting to invite
those special guests.

Get on the end of that.

Daniel's trying
not to make me feel guilty,

but I do feel quite responsible.

It's not
a good situation there at all.

That'll blow out.

We're still going ahead
with Nathan's farewell party.

Just doing it this arvo, you know,
with me mates, keeping it low-key.

Mum's invited the Lovells,
our neighbours, over.

Just people that know Nath
and care about him.

Nath's been
such a little shit lately, though.

Like he's been naughtier
than ever before.

Just 'cause he knows he's going,
he's been a dickhead to me.

Just come over here.
Just stand there.

Why does he want
a fuckin' photo of me?

For his deaf school. Let me get
the photo. Go back further.

Further, you idiot.
It's fuckin' weird. What? There.

He's showing off heaps
for Gran too.

Ready? Yep.
(Water sprays)

You fuckin' little faggot!
I got it on the camera!

Fuckin' arsehole!
You fuckin' dirty faggot!

Got him, Nath! Piss funny!
Piss funny!

Oh Daniel, he's just having fun.
You try getting pissed on!

I got it on camera.

Piss funny!

Well, you know, he's out there
in the big old world again.

He's on his own.
Go down here.

Has Shwayne learned his lesson
after being in jail?

I don't think that Shwayne
has the ability to learn.

I was talking to Clarice

and we were talking about the fact
that Shwayne may be retarded,

and we just didn't get the tests.

Life on the outside,
you know, is cool.

It's different
to how I remember it, though.

That's 'cause
you ain't as famous anymore, nigga.

Shut the fuck up.

Do you know what, we finished
my new track, Squashed Nigga.

We finished all that up.
Full production on that.

We got that... where's that CD?
You got that CD?

Rockin' it with my glasses.

And we got this shit
out to the radio stations,

to the record companies.

We got, you know,
we got no bites yet,

but it's a new sound,
it's a new song...

Exactly.
..and I firmly believe

it's gonna take a while
for that shit

to get into the brains of the people,
you know what I'm sayin'?

Am I happy to have said goodbye
to S.mouse?

Yeah, I'm happy about that.

He is over. He is gone.

There's no more S.mouse.

You know, he is a memory in my head,

because I'm movin' on from that shit,
you know?

I don't miss bein' him.
You wanna know why?

Because that's not who I am.
I'm Shwayne Jnr.

Being adored by fans,

having people, you know, hysterical,
chasing you round the shopping malls,

all that shit,
I don't miss that, no way.

If you don't recognise me
'cause I'm bein' me,

then that's fine by me,
you know what I'm sayin'?

Pull over here.
Here?

I'm very much willing
to put the past in the past

and start to focus on the future.

Wind the window down.
Let's see if they recognise me here.

? ..slap my bow
slap my el, slap my bow

? Slap my elbow... ?

Yeah, here they come. He knows me.

He knows me.

Oh shit...

What the fuck?

'Cause I am a creative being,
you know what I'm sayin'?

I gotta create shit.

No matter what goes down,
no matter who kicks me in the ass

and says your shit is shit, you know?

I turn around to them and I say,
'I'm gonna create shit forever.'

I got so much goin' on,
I don't know where to start.

So what you wanna do now, nigga?

I don't know.

I don't think I've ever had
a more eventful month in my life.

It's been unreal.
So much shit's happened.

I had my court case
over the Packo shooting.

Lucky for me Packo told the truth,
said I wasn't there.

So I ended up getting off.

Yeah, Ashleigh's got nailed for that,
so he's gone back inside.

Straight after the court case I
decided to go and have my surgery.

So yeah, I had
my artificial balls operation.

Got my balls again.

So yeah. It didn't hurt as much
as I thought it was going to hurt,

and the results are amazing.

Looks pretty realistic,
don't ya reckon? My balls?

Yeah, they're totally realistic.
Yeah.

And I don't know, it's just I feel
like I've got this new confidence.

I think I just ... I think
I just love having balls again.

I've restarted
the Fat Boy Surf School.

I worked out that if I got the Mucca
Mad Boys involved as instructors,

then it was gonna be way easier.

How are you boys going?
ALL: Yeah, it's alright.

Yeah, so I got a ratio
of two Mad Boys to each Fat Boy.

So yeah.
So it's been goin' unreal so far.

Here comes a big one, mate.

Just waiting for that tide
to come in, mate.

It's good for the town, too,

'cause it's keeping
the Mad Boys off the streets.

Keepin' 'em busy,
giving them a purpose, hey.

Stop 'em
from scaring the tourists off.

(All cheer and applaud)

But probably the biggest news is that
Kareena's back and she's had a baby.

Go slow, you two.

You know, we had our ups and downs
leading up to the birth of Tyrone.

You know, a lot of arguments.

I put it down to hormones,

'cause apparently
in the last trimester

the chicks go a little bit weird.

Here he is, little Tyrone.
(Laughs)

Say hi to the cameras, little fella.

Yeah, little man.
He's cute, isn't he? Yeah, Tyrone.

We were going to call him Blake,

but I thought that might be a bit
lovo, you know, mini-Blake.

So we went with Tyrone.
So good, though.

I highly recommend it.

If you ever get the chance to have
a baby, have one. It's awesome.

It's really changed him.
Like he's been really...

..you know,
we had a really good chat

about Blake pulling back
on his gang commitments,

and just focus
on really being a good dad.

Me and Hunter were saying,
when Tyrone grows up,

well not even when he grows up,
like now,

he's got instant membership
into Mucca Mad Boys.

Even if he's a shit surfer,
he's in.

He's in, no matter what.

Yeah. We'll get him
the tattoo and stuff

when he's about ten or something.

What? When he's about 18.
Nah, ten. Like it doesn't hurt.

Are you serious? No way.
You want a tattoo?

You want a tattoo, do ya?
No, Blake.

Hey look, all I'm saying is that you
gonna run out of money eventually.

I'm not gonna run out of money.

You can't sustain this lifestyle,
man.

You gotta get you a real job.

I don't need no real job.

You said you liked
my new track anyway.

Why you losin' faith in me?

Look, you are not getting it.

Your fans have deserted you, man.

Look, I'm not trying
to be harsh or nothing...

That's bullshit.
..but nobody likes your ass no more.

No-one likes your ass, motherfucker.
You got no friends.

That's why you're
over here right now,

sittin' on my steps,
'cause you got no friends.

Everyone likes me.
Shut up, boy. Listen to me, son.

I been studying this.
Bobby McFerrin.

You remember,
'Don't Worry Be Happy'?

No.

He's an IT consultant
in Seattle right now.

Bullshit.

And the little short girl
on Family Ties?

She's workin' the streets.

That's all I'm sayin'.
You're making shit up.

OK, OK, I made that shit up.
But this shit is true!

This is true, man.
People who used to be famous,

they have to get themselves
a real job.

I ain't gonna be
one of those people.

That's what you don't understand.

Shwayne, get a real job.
Get a real job.

Let me help you get a real job, OK?

Get a real friend.

Get someone your own age
to hang out with

instead of hangin' out
with me and Danthony,

you know what I'm sayin'?
Go home, man.

I don't want
to hang out with you, boy.

What you doin' here, then?

What's wrong with you?
Ain't you got no respect?

I took care of your ass.
I respect you, motherfucker.

I respect you more when you back your
car out of my driveway and go home.

Tim is much happier these day.

We left Japan. He bought his own
place back in Santa Barbara,

and the great thing is that he is
now back with all his old friends.

He really come a long way.

He's 16, and he's very own man now.

You go down, and you come back
and you flip it...

The great thing is being his manager

has been
an amazing experience for me.

Now I'm very happy,
and I think Tim is happy too.

You want me
to organise you a minivan?

Yeah. Thanks, Bruce!
OK.

Everything's been great since I
moved back here in Santa Barbara.

I've got new management.

I'm back into skating
more competitively now.

I've actually been skating more
than I ever did in Japan too.

Me and Amaya are doing well.

We're going to have
a long-distance relationship.

Her parents are letting her
stay with me during school breaks.

My mum's back here too.

We don't really see each other much.

She's pretty pissed off
about the whole firing thing.

I bought her a house here,
so I think she's doing fine.

My life has been turned upside down.

The lawyers got involved and Tim
has really fucked me up big time.

They claim that Tim is the one
who get all the money,

so until we sort that out,
I'm pretty much stuffed.

Tim has bought us
a family home in Santa Barbara,

but let me tell you,
this house is shit.

It is not big enough
to swing a dog's dick.

It's got four bedrooms upstairs.

Look at this living room.
It's not exactly living it up.

Get off the floor, please.
The floor is not for sitting on.

Take the dog outside to do a shit.

Well, we had a lot of excess
Gay Style stock left over,

but I found it quite useful
for decorating around the new house.

The cock cushions.

Just a scatter cushion like so.

We have just a cock box here
where I put my remote.

Oh, and I have
my lychee lickable runners.

So that's what I wear.

They're comfy
for around the house, too!

I had to sack my housekeeper, Cho,

so now I have to take on full duties
of housekeeper and home mum.

Sit up straight, please.

And I have to tell you,
being a household mum is shit.

You have to constantly
look after your children.

Drink for you.

Cindy is a very difficult child.

She caused a lot of trouble for me.

Very, very naughty.

I give Tim everything.

I give him money, success, a future,
and what does he give me in return?

A shit house in the suburbs.

Thank you very much, Tim.

Luckily, my second son,
Luke, is doing very well.

I'm still homeschooling him,
so he can focus on his golf practice.

You have to try hard
if you want to be Tiger Woods!

He wants to go pro one day,

so I am doing my best
to encourage that,

and we'll see how we go.

Look!

Look what we got today!

The role of a mother
is a very, very hard one.

I've learned that.

You have to do
your very best for your children.

You have to devote your life to them.

I'm not perfect. No-one's perfect.

I'm just a mother
trying to do my very best.

And if you don't like that,
then that's not my fault.

Jump in.

Ah, me and Nath, we're going
into town for final farewells.

As a special treat,
I'm letting Nath drive,

'cause like we've been training up
and that around the farm,

and he's gettin' pretty good.

If we do get busted,
then I'm gonna tell the cops

that I'm Nath and he's Daniel.

'Cause same... we look the same,
so they won't be able to tell.

Won't stand up in court.

You wanna just do
mainies for a while?

It's the last time
you're gonna see Dunt, mate.

Should say goodbye to Chloe.

(Beeps horn)

See ya, Nathan!

What the fuck did you do that for?

Fuckin' nob. She's hot.

Yeah, so we're just gonna do
all the traditional shit,

do all the stuff Nath loves,
just for one last time.

Yeah!

Just visit all the places Nath likes.

Hurry up!

Just do all the stuff
that you can do in Dunt.

(Water trickles)

Probably go to the tree
where Dad died.

Yeah, me and Nath
go there a fair bit.

It's sort of weird
and a little bit gay,

but like I talk to Dad
at the tree sometimes.

It's just a secret thing that we do.

Sometimes we don't even tell Mum.

Ah, g'day Dad.

Just, um, wanted to bring Nath over,

seein' how
he's leaving in the morning,

and Steve's driving him,

so just want to bring him over
to say see ya and that.

Um, oh yeah, we had this
farewell party planned for him

and we had these...
we invited all these legends.

You would have loved it.

It had Blake Oakfield,
your favourite surfer.

We had these other blokes.

You wouldn't know 'em,
a rapper and a skater.

They were all gonna come, right,

but Gran, your mum,
she forgot to invite 'em,

so they're not coming.

It's still gonna be good but,

because we got like, the Lovells
are coming and my mates, and...

Yeah. It'll be good.

Um, Dad, I was thinkin', like,

you know how I said that me and Nath
were gonna run the farm and that,

and like when we left school just
get it all successful and shit?

Well, now Nath's going to deaf
school,

it doesn't look like we can do that.

But I was thinkin', like,
we're not really like men yet.

We're sorta still a bit like kids.

So when Nath comes back,
in like two years,

we'll be more like men.

We'll be like stronger
and just know more shit and that.

So that's when we'll do it.

We'll definitely do it.

We'll get it all
up and running and successful

and do all the shit we promised,
so you don't have to worry.

Um, yeah, that's it.

So Nath wants to, um, have a word,

and he's got a photo
that he wants to leave with you

so you don't forget him
while he's gone.

So, cool. See ya.

? MOURNFUL MUSIC

Oi, Nathan! Not there, dickhead!

(Water trickles)

Get in the car.

For fuck's sake.

Nigga, after you finish
vacuuming my car,

I'm gonna get you
to polish my balls.

Shut the fuck up, man.

I wouldn't let you do that
even if you wanted to, nigga.

How'd you like to be locked in?

(Laughs)

You locked in there.

What's happened here?

Some kind of malfunction
with the door there.

Open this fuckin' door, man!
What's goin' on?

You can't get out of there?

You know what,
I'll let you out of there

if you rap my biggest selling...
Open the door!

..like my second biggest selling
single in the United States.

Rap that. Then I let you out.

You at the animal zoo...

I can't believe you did that shit,
motherfucker.

You still do that shit,
motherfucker!

You cryin'? Are you cryin'?

You can do the rest yourself.
Danthony, are you cryin'?

There's no need to cry about that,
motherfucker.

Don't fuckin' do that shit!
What now, nigga?

Don't fuckin' do that.
What now, nigga?

Don't fuckin' do that.
You wanna fuckin'...

Hey, yo, yo, wait,
hold up, hold up.

DJ: ...is actually S.mouse, right.
That's his real name.

Now he's got this new song.
Oh, fuck!

I want you guys to hear it
and let me know what you think.

Crazy record. You know, I hear
new records all the time.

Call me up and let me know
what you think about this.

This is new music
from Shwayne Jnr on 106.

(Song plays)

Motherfuck!
Come on.

Yeah, listen to this.
Listen to this shit.

Yo, yo.
Oh, man!

I fuckin' told you.
I fuckin' told you!

Motherfucker,
they playin' your song!

Yeah, yeah! I said that.

They got my fuckin' demo! Motherfuck!
(Laughs)

? ..the truck smashed
through his door, brother

? Yeah, nigga, it's true... ?

I'm gonna be rich, Dad.
I'm gonna be fuckin' rich!

You're a recordin' motherfuckin'
artist!

Yeah!

? Squashed nigga, squashed nigga

? I feel like a squashed nigga

? Squashed nigga... ?

The Fat Boy surf school,
it's going off.

I'm stoked with the progress.

Yeah, we've had
way less broken boards

and we're getting a few of the young
blokes up and standing.

(Applause)

Well done, Peter!

Standing!
Did you see him surfing?

It's good to do something
for the community, you know?

It's good to be giving back.

I've decided recently that I'm
going to give surfing a go again.

I'm going to come out of retirement
and make a comeback.

I've agreed to do the Billabong
Legends of Surfing Tour,

so yeah, I've been
in training for that.

Hey, Dad!

I think it's the new balls,
to be honest.

I think the new balls have
sort of given me confidence.

Oi, Packo's up there.

He must have heard.

What a dickhead.

Yeah, today's a big day, actually,

'cause I've decided
that I'm going to surf Blakey's.

It's probably the first time in
ten years that I've done that.

Righto boys, let's go!

Oi Packo, this'll teach you
for shooting my balls off!

I'm back!

I'm shitting myself a little bit,
to be honest,

but, you know,
it's going to be good to reclaim it.

Mucca, Mucca, Mucca!
ALL: Oi, oi, oi!

Mucca, Mucca, Mucca!
Oi, oi, oi!

Mucca!
Oi!

Mucca, Mucca, Mucca!
Oi, oi, oi!

Daniel, the Lovells just called.

They're not going to be able to make
it to the party, so it's just us.

Did you hear what I said, Daniel?

Yep.
Right, grub's up, fellas.

There's chips and sambos.

Did you wanna chuck this
in the fire, man?

Yeah, might as well burn it.

Steve and Nathan are leaving

first thing in the morning
to go to Adelaide.

Getting up real early and that.

I don't know if I can be fucked
getting up for it.

I just hate like the big
gay farewell shit and all that,

so probably won't get up.

It's gonna be weird
not having Nath around, though.

Like I'm not gonna miss him,
but it's just gonna be weird.

Oi, Nathan! Get over here.

We're all here for you,
you dickhead.

It'd be nice to get
a photo of the boys.

Yes, like a group shot.

Yeah.
Yes, that's a good idea.

Oh, it's lovely out here.

Penny would have loved it.

Is that your mate from jail?

Yeah, she loved the country.

Well perhaps you should ask her
to come out and visit.

That'd be lovely, Kerry.
Thanks for that.

Would have been good
if the Legends did come,

but it's still good,

like just having my mates and friends
and family and shit around.

Boys, you going
to light that fire or what?

Yeah. You got the fire lighters?

I don't know where they are, man.

In the back of Steve's car.

Oi, Nathan! Nath!

Go and get the fire lighters
out of the back of Steve's ute.

But havin' those blokes here,
Blake, Tim, S.mouse,

oh, that would have
been a legendary party.

Would have been
an awesome send off for Nathan.

Yeah, Nath would have
remembered that forever.

(Vehicle approaches)

(Inspirational music swells)

Closed Captions by CSI