Angel (1999–2004): Season 2, Episode 20 - Over the Rainbow - full transcript

ANGEL?

WESLEY!

MR. GREEN-MOJO-GUY'S COUSIN?

HEEELLLPPP!

RIGHT.

GOOD ONE, COR.

SCREAM VERY LOUDLY SO
THE HELLBEASTS COME TO YOU.

[Sighing]

WORTH A SHOT.

SO...

SILVER LINING.



IT'S KIND OF A PRETTY PLACE

WHEN YOU LOOK AT IT.

WOODSY WOODS,

SUNNY AND MILD...

[Growling]

GIANT HAIRY HELLBEAST
STARING AT ME.

THAT'S... THAT'S
INCREDIBLY FRIGHTENING.

GOOD HELLBEAST.

YOU'RE A LAZY
HELLBEAST, AREN'T YOU?

YES!

YOU'RE GONNA STAY RIGHT THERE

WHILE I RUN FOR MY LIFE!

AAH! AAAHHH!

AAAH! AAAAAH!



I DON'T KNOW WHERE SHE IS.

I MEAN, MY WORLD, SURE,

BUT WHO KNOWS IF SHE EVEN...

OH, BECAUSE THERE'S THE...

WITH THE...

GOD, I WISH I COULD GET DRUNK.

OK, LET'S APPROACH
THIS LOGICALLY.

SCREW LOGIC. WE'RE
GETTING CORDY BACK.

WE'RE GONNA OPEN
UP ANOTHER PORTAL,

AND WE'RE GOING IN AFTER HER.
ANGEL, I DON'T THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

WESLEY, I DON'T THINK I CARE.

I'M JUST GONNA...

WE'RE COMPLETELY UNPREPARED.

WE SHOULD GO BACK TO THE
HOTEL, DO SOME RESEARCH...

I DON'T WANT TO
RESEARCH, ALL RIGHT?

I WANT TO JUMP THROUGH
THE BIG SWIRLY HOLE THINGY

AND SAVE CORDELIA.
"KRV DRPGLR..."

WE MIGHT NEVER
BE ABLE TO GET BACK.

IT'S CORDY.

"KRV DRPGLR PWLZ."

OH, CRAP.

"PRQLRZN LFFRMTPLZT."

MAYBE I HAVE TO BE STANDING
WHERE THE PORTAL OPENED.

"KRV DRPGLR PWLZ

"CHKWRT STRPLMT

DWGHZN PRQLRZN LFFRMTPLZT."

WHAT, IS IT OUT OF BATTERIES?

IS THIS THING OUT OF BATTERIES?

I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T
KNOW HOW IT WORKS.

DAMN IT!

[Sighs]

I JUST GOT HER BACK.

THERE'S OBVIOUSLY NOT GONNA BE

ANY BIG SWIRLY HOLE-JUMPING
WITHOUT A BIG SWIRLY HOLE.

YEAH, RIGHT.

SO I SUGGEST WE
RETURN TO THE HOTEL,

FIGURE OUT A WAY TO MAKE ONE.

[Sighs]

YOU KNOW, MAYBE IT'S
BEST THAT YOU CAN'T GET IN.

WHAT?

I'M JUST SAYING, MY WORLD?

YOU DON'T WANT TO
JUMP INTO MY WORLD

LOOKING LIKE THAT.

LIKE WHAT? LIKE A HUMAN.

[Growling]

OK. OH, NO! PLEASE!

I'M NOT SUPPOSED
TO DIE LIKE THIS.

NO! EWWW!

OH, THANK GOD.

AND ALSO... EW.

COME HERE, BOY! SEEKUL!

COME HERE, COME HERE! HA HA HA!

[Whining And Panting]

YES, YES.

YES, YES, YES!

OH, YOU'RE A GOOD BOY, SEEKUL.

REALLY CUTE... THING
YOU'VE GOT THERE.

PERSONALLY, I'VE ALWAYS
BEEN A REAL... THING LOVER.

YOU'RE A GOOD BOY, GOOD BOY.

YOU FOUND ME A COW.

HEY! WHO YOU
CALLING "COW," MISTER?

HEH HEH!

UM, UH-OH.

A FINE OLD COW. GOOD COW.

SHE'LL FETCH A PRETTY
PRICE AT THE MARKET.

OK, BUT...

YOU'RE, LIKE, HINDU, RIGHT?

YOU DON'T EAT THE COWS, RIGHT?

KIND OF A CHATTY
COW, HUH, SEEKUL?

THAT'LL DRIVE DOWN THE PRICE.

WAIT! WAIT, WAIT! WAIT! AAH...

[Angel] START TALKING.

I WAS THERE, I CAME HERE,

I LIKE HERE, I DON'T
WANT TO GO THERE.

SO IS THAT ALL? BECAUSE
I NEED TO CLEAN UP...

SIT.

LET'S START SIMPLE.

HOW DID YOU GET FROM
YOUR WORLD TO HERE?

THROUGH A PORTAL.

AND HOW DID YOU
OPEN THAT PORTAL?

I DIDN'T.

YOU'RE NOT HELPING ME HERE.

[Sighs] LOOK,

IT'S NO SECRET
THAT I HATE PYLEA.

PYLEA?

MY HOME DIMENSION.

BACK WHEN I LIVED THERE,

I WOULD'VE DONE ANYTHING
TO GET OUT. ANYTHING.

SO, ONE DAY, FIVE YEARS
AGO, I'M IN THE WOODS

WHEN SUDDENLY, RIGHT IN
FRONT OF ME OUT OF NOWHERE,

A PORTAL APPEARS.

IT WAS LIKE MY PRAYERS
HAD FINALLY BEEN ANSWERED.

AND YOU KNEW IT WAS A PORTAL?

NO. AT FIRST, I DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT THE HECK IT WAS,

BUT WHEN I WENT TO
GET A CLOSER LOOK,

THE FOREST GOES ALL
BENDY, BIG FLASHY LIGHT,

WHOOSH THROUGH
THE PORTAL... BANG!

I'M IN ANOTHER DIMENSION.

THIS DIMENSION,
WHICH I LOVE AND ADORE

AND WILL NEVER,
NEVER, NEVER LEAVE.

BUT THEN... WHO
OPENED THE PORTAL?

GIFT HORSE.

MOUTH.

ALL RIGHT, SO WHERE DID
YOU END UP IN THIS DIMENSION?

IN AN ABANDONED BUILDING

UNLIKE ANY BUILDING
I'D EVER SEEN,

AND THAT'S WHEN I REALIZED

I'D BEEN DELIVERED FROM HELL.

I CREATED CARITAS
ON THAT VERY SPOT.

SO YOU'RE SAYING PYLEA
IS A HELL DIMENSION?

THAT CORDY'S STUCK IN HELL?

OH, NOT LITERALLY.

BUT IT RUNS A CLOSE SECOND.

I FIND THAT HARD TO BELIEVE.

DO YOU? WELL, TRY THIS.

THEY HAVE NO MUSIC THERE.

IT DOESN'T EXIST.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT'S LIKE?

NO LULLABIES, NO LOVE SONGS.

ALL MY LIFE I
THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY,

THAT I HAD GHOSTS IN
MY HEAD OR SOMETHING,

SIMPLY BECAUSE I
COULD HEAR MUSIC.

OF COURSE, I DIDN'T
KNOW IT WAS MUSIC.

ALL I KNEW WAS THAT
IT WAS SOMETHING...

BEAUTIFUL AND... AND PAINFUL

AND RIGHT.

AND I WAS THE ONLY
ONE WHO COULD HEAR IT.

HEH! THEN I WOUND UP HERE

AND HEARD ARETHA
FOR THE FIRST TIME.

WELL...

DON'T KID YOURSELVES.

CORDY'S IN A VERY BAD PLACE.

IT'S COLD.

WHAT? PUT ON A SWEATER.

NO, NO, NO. THE
HOT SPOT IS COLD.

CERTAIN GEOGRAPHICAL AREAS

ARE RIFE WITH PSYCHIC ENERGY.

THESE AREAS TEND TO FUNCTION

AS DIMENSIONAL HOT SPOTS,

NATURAL GATEWAYS BETWEEN WORLDS.

I'M GUESSING CARITAS
IS ONE SUCH SPOT.

THE CATCH IS...

OH, GOTTA HAVE ONE OF THOSE.

UH, CREATING A PORTAL

TENDS TO DEPLETE THE HOT
SPOT OF ITS PSYCHIC ENERGY.

AND SINCE WE
ALREADY OPENED ONE...

THE HOT SPOT IS COLD.

THAT'S WHY YOU COULDN'T
OPEN THE SECOND PORTAL.

SEE? I WAS RIGHT. IT
WAS THE BATTERIES.

THE SAME PROBABLY APPLIES
TO THE ONE IN THE LIBRARY.

WHY NOT THEN WAIT TILL
THE PORTAL RECHARGES?

BECAUSE WE'VE ALREADY
WASTED ENOUGH TIME.

WE HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER
HOT SPOT AND FAST.

THAT'S NOT OUR ONLY PROBLEM.

OF COURSE IT'S NOT.

WHEN SEPARATE ENTITIES
ENTER A DIMENSIONAL PORTAL,

THEY TEND TO...
WELL... SEPARATE.

ASSUMING WE FIND
ANOTHER HOT SPOT

AND MANAGE TO OPEN
ANOTHER PORTAL,

IF WE SIMPLY JUMP IN,

WE COULD WIND UP LITERALLY
ON OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE WORLD.

THAT MEANS LANDOK AND CORDY...

DIDN'T ARRIVE TOGETHER.

SHE REALLY IS ALONE.

[Gunn] HEY.

GUNN, WHERE'VE YOU BEEN?
WE... WE SPOKE HOURS AGO.

I'M SORRY.

NO, IT'S OK. UH, IT'S FINE.

WILL YOU BRING HIM UP TO DATE?

YEAH, WE GOT 2 PROBLEMS.

ONE, WE GOTTA FIND A
DIMENSIONAL HOT SPOT,

AND 2, WE GOTTA FIGURE OUT HOW
WE CAN ALL GET THROUGH THE PORTAL...

I'M NOT GOING.

WHAT?

LAST NIGHT, I LOST
ONE OF MY CREW.

I SHOULD'VE BEEN THERE, BUT...

I'M SORRY, BUT WES SAID
THE TRIP WAS ONE-WAY

AND I... I CAN'T.

I KNOW THAT MAKES ME...

I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MAKES ME.

BUT I FIGURED I
JUST OWED IT TO YOU

TO TELL YOU FACE-TO-FACE.

I WISH YOU LUCK.

PLEASE, FIND HER.

MMM. TOUGH DECISION.

POOR KID.

BUT I'M RIGHT THERE WITH HIM.

YEAH.

ME, TOO, I GUESS.

NO, I MEAN ABOUT
THE NOT GOING PART.

YOU DO KNOW I'M
NOT GOING, RIGHT?

WHAT?

BUT IT'S YOUR WORLD.
WE NEED A GUIDE.

REMEMBER WHEN I SAID
I LOVED THIS DIMENSION

AND I'M NEVER, NEVER,
NEVER GONNA LEAVE?

WELL, EXACTLY WHICH "NEVER"
DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?

FIRST GUNN AND NOW...
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!

I'M SORRY, GUYS, BUT
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

I'VE GOT AN IDEA ABOUT
FINDING YOUR HOT SPOT.

BACK IN A JIFF.

GUNN DOES HAVE...

RESPONSIBILITIES,

TIES,

PEOPLE TO TAKE CARE OF.

SO DO I.

AND RIGHT NOW,

YOU AND I HAVE TO FIGURE
OUT HOW TO SAVE HER.

SHE'S A GOOD COW.

STRONG. MAYBE A
LITTLE TALKATIVE,

BUT YOU CAN WHIP IT OUT OF HER.

SKINNY.

UGLY, TOO. WHAT?!

ONE PIG.

2 PIGS.

FOR THIS OLD COW?

SHE'LL PROBABLY CROAK
BEFORE I CAN GET HER HOME.

A PIG AND A PINT
THEN. FLIB LIQUOR.

FINE. PUT THE COLLAR ON.

EVER SINCE THE LAST COW DIED,

WE'VE BEEN MUCKING OUT

THE FLEHEGNA STABLES OURSELVES.

YOU SHOULD SEE MY RASH.

[Mumbling]

I GOT IT, I GOT IT!

OK, OK, LOOK.

FIRST OF ALL, I'M A
HUMAN BEING, NOT A COW.

YOU CAN'T JUST
BARTER A HUMAN BEING.

SECOND OF ALL... ONE
PIG? ONE MEASLY PIG?

THIRD OF ALL, THERE HAS BEEN
A HUGE MISUNDERSTANDING.

SEE, I AM AN AMERICAN,

AND I HAVE RIGHTS.

AND RIGHT NOW, I'D LIKE
TO GET RIGHT BACK TO...

OW! THAT HURT!

COWS AREN'T FOR TALKING.

THEY'RE FOR DOING THEIR JOBS

IF THEY KNOW
WHAT'S GOOD FOR 'EM.

YOU CAN COME BY TOMORROW
AND PICK UP YOUR STUFF.

COME ON, COW.

IF YOU THINK I'M GONNA
FOLLOW YOU... OW!

YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER THING...

OW! COMING.

OW!

[Engine Running]

[Woman] YOU DON'T KNOW
WHERE YOU'RE GOING.

YOU'RE LOST.

MILES FROM ANYTHING
THAT GROUNDS YOU.

I GET A DEEP SENSE OF
LONGING, SEPARATION...

IS THIS A BAD TIME?

IT'S LIKE YOU FEEL CUT OFF.

LORNE!

AGGIE, HOW'S IT GOING?

OH, WELL, YOU KNOW THE BUSINESS.

VAGUE PREDICTIONS,
LENGTHY PAUSES,

ANYTHING TO KEEP
THE NUMBERS ROLLING.

YOU HIDING FROM THE MOB?

UGH! DON'T GET ME STARTED.

I KNOW IT'S HOLLYWOOD CHIC

GOING INCOGNITO AND ALL,

BUT THIS HAT'S REALLY
CHAFING MY HORNS.

HEH! SO, WHAT BRINGS
YOU TO THE OFFICE?

LIKE YOU DON'T ALREADY
KNOW. OH, I KNOW.

I JUST WANT TO SEE WHAT KIND
OF SPIN YOU'RE GONNA PUT ON IT.

DIMENSIONAL PORTALS,
PSYCHIC HOT SPOTS.

I NEED TO FIND ONE. WHY?

UH, SOME FRIENDS OF MINE
ARE GOING ON A LITTLE TRIP.

HMM, I SEE.

AND THE BIG FLASHING NEON WARNING
LIGHT IN YOUR AURA MEANS WHAT?

EAT AT JOE'S.

SO CAN YOU HELP ME
PIN DOWN A HOT SPOT?

NO.

GOTTA ADMIT... I DIDN'T
SEE THAT COMING.

I'M GETTING ALL THESE UGLY
CONFLICT VIBES COMING OFF YOU, LORNE,

AND THEY'RE ALL
POINTING AT THAT PORTAL.

ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE
JUST NOT SEEING

THE CHILI I HAD FOR
LUNCH YESTERDAY?

BECAUSE... WHEW... YOU WANT
TO TALK ABOUT CONFLICT...

THEY NEED THE HOT SPOT

BECAUSE THEY'RE GOING TO
PYLEA, MY HOME DIMENSION.

AND YOU'RE NOT GOING WITH THEM?

AGGIE...

I'D RATHER HAVE A
HYDROCHLORIC ACID FACIAL.

I'D RATHER INVITE A HIVE OF
WASPS TO NEST IN MY THROAT.

I'D RATHER SIT THROUGH A JUNIOR
HIGH SCHOOL PRODUCTION OF CATS.

YOU SEE WHERE
I'M GOING WITH THIS?

NOT PYLEA.

EXACTAMUNDO.

WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD, THEN.

NOW THEY'LL NEVER
RESCUE THE GIRL.

COME AGAIN?

[Sighs]

I CAN FIND YOUR HOT SPOT, LORNE,

BUT ON ONE CONDITION.

YOU'VE GOTTA GO WITH THEM.

IT'S THE ONLY WAY
YOU'LL EVER RESOLVE

ALL THESE ISSUES THAT
ARE CLOUDING UP YOUR AURA.

I CAN SEE IT.

AND BE HONEST. DEEP
DOWN YOU'VE ALWAYS KNOWN

YOU'D HAVE TO TAKE THAT
ONE LAST TRIP BACK HOME.

IT'S THE "LAST" THAT SCARES ME.

WELL, SOMETIMES
THE JOURNEY'S TAKEN

SIMPLY BECAUSE IT MUST BE TAKEN.

IS THAT VAGUE ENOUGH FOR YA?

IS THAT WHAT I SOUND LIKE?

YEESH! NO WONDER
PEOPLE COMPLAIN.

I SUPPOSE I COULD TRY A
BINDING SPELL OF SOME KIND,

SOMETHING THAT WOULD FUSE US
TOGETHER AS WE ENTER THE PORTAL.

GOOD. LET'S DO THAT. THAT'S...

HOWEVER, WE COULD
EMERGE ON THE OTHER SIDE

AS A FREAKISHLY
HYBRIDIZED SIAMESE TWIN.

KEEP LOOKING.

YOU KNOW, THIS IS THE THIRD
REFERENCE I'VE SEEN TO IRON OR METAL.

IT COULD BE A CLUE AS TO HOW
TO PREVENT US FROM SCATTERING.

WHAT, WE HANDCUFF OURSELVES TOGETHER?
WHO DO WE KNOW THAT HAS HANDCUFFS?

WELL, I...

WOULDN'T KNOW. BUT ANYWAY,

I DON'T THINK
HANDCUFFS WOULD WORK.

WHAT WILL WORK,
WESLEY? IT'S BEEN 12 HOURS

SINCE SHE'S BEEN SUCKED
THROUGH THAT PORTAL.

THERE'S NO TELLING WHAT
COULD'VE HAPPENED BY NOW...

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

ANGEL, GOOD AFTERNOON.

LAWYERS.

DON'T YOU PEOPLE
SLEEP DURING THE DAY?

I'M GAVIN PARK. THIS IS
MY ASSOCIATE MR. HAYES.

WE REPRESENT
WOLFRAM... ALREADY BORED.

WE'VE COME TO
APPRAISE THE HOTEL.

WHAT?

CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG,

BUT YOUR LEASE
EXPIRES IN 6 MONTHS,

AND WOLFRAM AND HART IS
INTERESTED IN PURCHASING THIS BUILDING.

YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME.

YOU GUYS COULDN'T
GET ME TO TURN EVIL,

SO NOW YOU WANT TO EVICT ME.

NOW THEY'RE TRYING
TO ANNOY ME TO DEATH.

WE'D LIKE TO TAKE A WALK AROUND
THE PLACE IF YOU DON'T MIND.

[Angel Morphing]
YOU THINK I MIND?

VERY WELL.

WE'LL CONTACT YOUR
REAL ESTATE COMPANY

AND NOTIFY THEM OF
YOUR NONCOMPLIANCE.

THEY SHOULD SEND YOU
A NOTICE OF OBLIGATION.

AFTER THAT, IF YOU STILL
REFUSE TO COOPERATE,

WELL...

I'M SURE THAT SOMEWHERE
IN YOUR LEASE AGREEMENT,

THERE MUST BE ONE OR TWO
LOOPHOLES TO BE EXPLOITED.

[Angel De-morphs]

HMM.

[Sighs]

HOW QUICK CAN WE
GET OUT OF THIS WORLD?

I WANT TO GO
HOME. [Flies Buzzing]

I WANT TO BE IN MY BED.

I WANT TO ORDER SOME THAI FOOD.

I WANT TO READ THE LATEST
ISSUE OF MARIE CLAIRE.

I WANT TO BE DOING ANYTHING

BUT SHOVELING DEMON HORSE POO!

OW!

WOMAN HAS EARS LIKE A BAT.

THERE'S GOTTA BE A WAY
TO GET THIS THING OFF.

[Young Woman] DON'T DO THAT!

WHO'S THERE?

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

[Young Woman] I FORGET.

IT'S NOT IMPORTANT,

BUT IF YOU TAKE THE COLLAR OFF,

BAD THINGS'LL
HAPPEN TO YOUR HEAD,

LIKE IT-IT-IT'LL IMPLODE.

SO DON'T TAKE THE
COLLAR OFF, OK?

BECAUSE I CAN'T TALK TO YOU

IF YOU DON'T HAVE A HEAD, OK?

OK. ARE... ARE YOU A HUMAN?

KEEP SHOVELING!

GO SHOVEL!

WHERE'D YOU COME FROM?

LOS ANGELES.

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN HERE?

I WAS BORN HERE.

I MEAN, NOT REALLY.

I JUST... SOMETIMES
I THINK I WAS.

I MEAN, I DON'T THINK
IT WITH MY THOUGHTS.

I FORGET CERTAIN WORDS.

HOW'D YOU GET HERE?

HOLD ON. WHY DON'T YOU
TELL ME WHERE "HERE" IS FIRST?

PYLEA.

KEEP SHOVELING! JEEZ!

ANOTHER DIMENSION.

YOU'RE LOST. I CAN TELL.

SO MANY OF US ARE
LOST EVEN THERE,

BUT... BUT IT'S TRUE.

I'M NOT CRAZY.

WELL, CRAZY, BUT I'M NOT WRONG.

SO HOW DO I GET OUT OF HERE?

HA HA... OH.

I FORGOT.

LAUGHING.

YOU... YOU DON'T.

THEY USE YOU AS A SLAVE,

AND THEN YOUR BODY GIVES.

ZIP! GONE.

WELL, THAT'S NOT
HAPPENING TO ME, OK?

I HAVE FRIENDS BACK IN L.A.

THEY'RE GONNA COME
RESCUE ME ANYTIME NOW.

I TRIED TO GET BACK.

I DIDN'T HAVE THE MATH,

WHICH IS STRANGE, 'CAUSE I...

HOW'D YOU GET HERE?

I'M PRETTY SURE I, UM...

I WAS SUCKED IN BY A PORTAL.

A-A-A PORTAL? YEAH.

WHERE WAS IT?

[Constable] FUGITIVE!

OH, NO!

WHAT'S GOING ON?

STOP! WHAT'S GOING ON?!

ON YOUR FACE, COW! ON THE FLOOR!

NO! NO!

LET GO OF ME!

LET GO OF ME! STOP!

A DISABLED COLLAR.

CLEVER LITTLE COW.

YOU SHOULD'VE
STAYED IN THE WOODS.

LET GO. WAIT, WAIT...

FACE DOWN!

[Sobbing]

SO AS SOON AS WES SOLVES
OUR SCATTERING PROBLEM,

WE'LL BE LEAVING.

I DON'T KNOW IF
WE'LL BE COMING BACK.

IT'S 11:16.

CORDY'S BEEN GONE FOR
ALMOST 24 HOURS NOW.

I THINK I COVERED EVERYTHING.

OH. THE MORTGAGE FOR THE HOTEL.

IT'S UNDER THE COMPANY
NAME. LEASE IS UP IN 6 MONTHS.

AT LEAST THAT'S
WHAT THEY TELL ME SO.

I GUESS THAT'S IT.

TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF.

HOW YOU HOLDING UP?

I WANNA GO BAD. I'M JUST WAITING FOR
WES TO HAVE THAT "EUREKA" MOMENT.

[Wesley] EUREKA!
OH, JEEZ! THANK GOD!

YOU MEAN HE ACTUALLY
REALLY SAYS "EUREKA"?

I KNOW HOW TO GET US
THROUGH THE PORTAL.

GOOD. OK, LET'S GO.

GIVE ME 6 PACKETS
OF HEFROOT, 4 QUEEKS,

A BOTTLE OF FLIB
LIQUOR, AND A SPATULA.

UM, VAKMA, IS IT?

EARLIER, THAT
GIRL IN THE BARN...

SHUT UP, COW!

TRENSIDUF OF THE
GATHWOK CLAN WAS RIGHT.

YOU TALK TOO MUCH,

AND YOU'RE ABOUT TO
SPILL MY VIPER'S MILK.

WELL, I... I'M SORRY.

IT'S JUST THAT IF I
WASN'T CARRYING EVERY...

OH, NO.

STAND UP STRAIGHT, COW.

THAT MILK'S WORTH
MORE THAN YOU ARE.

UNH! OH, NO!

BAD COW! BAD!

UNH! A DROKKEN! IT'S ATTACKING
ONE OF YOUR VILLAGERS

NEAR THE FOREST BY
A BIG YELLOW ROCK.

OH.

ISN'T ANYONE
GONNA ASK IF I'M OK?

CURSED! MY COW IS CURSED!

NO, WAIT, WAIT.
IT'S NOT A CURSE.

THIS VILLAGER, YOU
HAVE TO GO SAVE HIM

OR THE DROKKEN WILL...

[All] CURSED! CURSED! CURSED!

[Host] HERE. STOP HERE.

[Car Engine Turns Off]

HERE? ISN'T THIS A MOVIE STUDIO?

MAKES A CERTAIN
KIND OF SENSE, NO?

ANYWAY, THIS IS WHERE
AGGIE SAID IT WAS,

AND AGGIE'S NEVER WRONG
WHEN IT COMES TO HOT SPOTS.

SHE WAS DOING SKYBAR WAY
BEFORE BRAD AND JENNIFER.

ANYWAY, YOU GOT THE BOOK?

GOOD. HOLD THAT PUPPY TIGHT, OK?

IT'S BAD ENOUGH I
GOTTA CROSS OVER.

LAST THING I WANT TO DO IS
BE STUCK ON THE OTHER SIDE,

WAITING FOR A
MYSTICAL LOCKSMITH.

ALL RIGHT, THEN.

I SUPPOSE WE SHOULD
PROBABLY BEGIN.

SHOULD I...

YOU KNOW, I DON'T
KNOW. PUT THE TOP UP?

SHOULDN'T BE NECESSARY.

IF I'M RIGHT, WE ONLY REQUIRE

A METAL ENCLOSURE ON FOUR SIDES

TO ENSURE THAT WE TRAVEL

THROUGH THE PORTAL TOGETHER.

THE CAR, TOP UP OR
DOWN, SHOULD DO IT.

I'M ALMOST POSITIVE.

ALMOST.

96%.

WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE I'VE
EVER DONE THIS BEFORE.

AND WHAT WITH THE TIME FACTOR,

I'M UNDER A GREAT
DEAL OF PRESSURE...

OH, SUCK IT UP, ENGLISH.

GUNN. HOW DID YOU...

GOT A PHONE MESSAGE.

SOUNDED LIKE THE
CAPTAIN OF THE TITANIC

GETTING READY TO GO
DOWN WITH THE SHIP.

I JUST THOUGHT

THAT SOMEONE ON
THIS SIDE SHOULD...

KNOW THE DETAILS IN CASE...

A BACKUP MAN. TERRIFIC IDEA.

WELL, NOW THAT HE'S GOING,

I SUPPOSE SOMEONE SHOULD
STAY HERE, MIND THE STORE.

DON'T WORRY. I'M
NOT DISAPPOINTED.

JUST GET ME SOMETHING
NICE. [Others] SHUT UP.

EVERYONE SET?
LET'S GET A MOVE ON.

RIGHT.

HERE GOES.

"KRV DRPQLR PLZT CHKWRT...

"STRPLMT DWGHZN

PRQLRZN LFFRMTPLZT."

COOL.

96%, HUH?

GIVE OR TAKE.

AH.

OK, GENTLEMEN, TAKE
A GOOD LOOK AROUND.

NOW SAY GOOD-BYE.

[Tires Squealing]

YIEE! AAH!

WHOA! THE SUN! DAYLIGHT.

QUICK! SOMEONE
HAND ME A BLANKET.

HAND ME A BLANKET OR
I'M GONNA CATCH ON FIRE.

HAND ME A BLANKET! I'M
GONNA CATCH ON FIRE!

WHY AM I NOT ON FIRE?

YO. THAT WAS PHAT.

[Wesley] WELL, IT IS
ANOTHER DIMENSION.

PERHAPS THEIR SUN...

BACK UP, COPERNICUS.

THAT'S SUNS.

PLURAL.

[Wesley] SUNS... YES.

WELL, PERHAPS THEY DON'T HAVE
THE SAME EFFECT ON VAMPIRES.

HEY! WATCH IT, ALL RIGHT?

HEY!

FASCINATING.

DID Y'ALL SEE THE STREET
DO THAT BENDY THING?

SO WE MADE IT, THEN.
THIS IS YOUR WORLD?

AH, YES.

HOME, SWEET HELL.

I'M NOT ON FIRE.

AND WE'RE TOGETHER,

AND WE DIDN'T MERGE INTO A
FREAKISH, 4-MAN SIAMESE TWIN.

THAT WAS A RISK?

HOW COME NOBODY
TOLD ME THAT WAS A RISK?

CAN EVERYBODY JUST NOTICE
HOW MUCH FIRE I'M NOT ON?

AH, IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY IN
THE NEIGHBORHOOD, ALL RIGHT.

NOW MAY I SUGGEST WE FIND
SOME WAY TO HIDE THE CAR?

IT'LL BE A LITTLE CONSPICUOUS,

SEEING WE DON'T HAVE
CONVERTIBLES IN THIS WORLD

OR, YOU KNOW, CARS.

I WONDER IF THIS IS WHERE
CORDY CAME THROUGH.

COULD BE.

I'LL START GATHERING SOME
BRANCHES, SOME BRUSH.

ANYTHING THAT'LL
COVER UP THE CAR.

OH. HEY, LOOK.

THERE'S SOME OVER
IN THAT PATCH OF SUN.

I'LL GET 'EM.

[Sighs, Laughs]

HEY, I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU,

TRIPPIN' TO AN
ALTERNATE UNIVERSE?

PRETTY DAMN COOL.

BUT I WANNA FIND CORDY QUICK.

ME, TOO.

I MEAN, FOR HER SAKE, OF COURSE.

IF I KNOW PYLEA,

SHE COULD PROBABLY USE
A FRIEND RIGHT ABOUT NOW.

UH!

UM...

I'D JUST LIKE TO SAY

THAT I DON'T KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT A CURSE, OK?

I JUST HAVE THESE
VISIONS THAT...

WELL, I DON'T GET
THEM VERY OFTEN.

[Constable] WE FOUND THE
BODY BY DESTER'S ROCK.

A DROKKEN BEAST
HAD FED ON HIS FLESH.

OH, GOD. IT'S YOU.

LOOK, I-I'M REALLY SORRY
ABOUT THAT, HONEST.

BUT I DIDN'T MAKE IT
HAPPEN. I JUST SAW IT.

BEFORE IT HAD COME TO PASS.

EXACTLY.

IT IS THE CURSE!

NO. NO CURSE.

JUST VISIONS.

THEY'RE NOT DANGEROUS.

I USE THEM TO HELP PEOPLE.

[Priest] ENOUGH.

WE MUST DISCOVER
BEYOND ALL DOUBT

IF THIS GIRL IS CURSED
WITH THE SIGHT.

WE WILL COMMENCE THE TEST.

TEST? BUT I HAVEN'T STUDIED.

NOT MUCH WITH THE
HUMOR, ARE YOU, GUYS?

BRING FORTH THE INSTRUMENTS.

OH, NO.

NOW WE SHALL SEE IF YOU
ARE TRULY CURSED, MY CHILD.

NO...

I PRAY YOU ARE NOT.

PLEASE. PLEASE. I'LL
KEEP THEM TO MYSELF.

I'LL NEVER MENTION
THEM AGAIN. PLEASE, NO.

NO! NO!

NO! HELP ME! NO!

THIS SHOULD DO IT.

WE READY?

YEAH.

I THINK WE'RE ONLY A
COUPLE MILES FROM TOWN,

BUT WE'LL HAVE TO WALK IT.

NO PROBLEM HERE
WALKING IN THE SUN.

HEY, DO IT ALL THE TIME.

YES, WE'RE ALL HEARTILY
AWARE THAT YOU'RE NOT ON FIRE.

SHALL WE GO?

DON'T FORGET THE BOOK.

WHAT'S WRONG?

I JUST DON'T THINK THAT'S FUNNY.

I WASN'T TRYING TO... WHAT?

WESLEY, I DON'T HAVE THE BOOK.

WHAT?!

YOU HAD THE BOOK. I
DON'T HAVE THE BOOK.

WHO HAD THE BOOK?

WESLEY. ANGEL.

[Both] NO, I DIDN'T.
YES, YOU DID.

WHOA. WHOA, WHOA. WHOA.

DID WE LOOK IN THE CAR?

THERE'S NOTHING THERE.

I CHECKED IT BEFORE
WE STARTED HIDING IT

TO MAKE SURE WE
DIDN'T LEAVE ANYTHING.

OH, LIKE, SAY, THE BOOK?!

HOLD ON.

THE BOOK WAS IN THE
CAR. THAT MUCH WE KNOW.

BUT PERHAPS, PERHAPS
ITS ONLY FUNCTION

IS TO OPEN PORTALS TO PYLEA,

IN WHICH CASE, IT WOULD
BE USELESS IN PYLEA,

AND THEREFORE...

IT ONLY EXISTS IN
OUR OWN DIMENSION.

OH. YOU KNOW, ORDINARILY, I
HANDLE BAD NEWS REALLY WELL.

I JUST DROWN MY SORROWS
IN AN ICE-COLD GIN AND TONIC,

LITTLE SQUEEZE OF LIME...

EXCEPT FOR THEY
DON'T HAVE THEM HERE!

[Angel] GUYS, GUYS.

WE'LL FIGURE OUT ANOTHER
WAY TO GET BACK. WE WILL.

BUT RIGHT NOW, WE
GOTTA FIND CORDELIA. OK?

THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE. RIGHT?

SHE NEEDS US. LET'S GO.

YOU GRABBED THE
BOOK WHEN WE TOOK OFF.

YOU GRABBED IT.

THE TESTS ARE COMPLETE.

IT IS THE UNANIMOUS
DECISION OF THE COVENANT

THAT THE GIRL... IS AFFLICTED.

[Crowd Murmuring]

SHE CARRIES THE
CURSE OF THE SIGHT.

[Groaning]

JUST REMEMBER, KEEP
YOUR HEADS DOWN.

XENOPHOBIA IS KIND OF A
WATCHWORD WHERE I'M FROM.

I DON'T GET IT. WHY ARE
THEY AFRAID OF XENA?

I MEAN, I THINK SHE'S KINDA FLY.

[Wesley] XENOPHOBIA...
FEAR OF FOREIGNERS.

OH. THEN CAN WE PRETEND
I DIDN'T JUST SAY THAT?

NOW, RIGHT OVER
THERE IS BLIX'S HOUSE,

A BOYHOOD CHUM OF MINE.

WE WERE BEST OF BUDS... ALWAYS PLAYING
GAMES, WATCHING OUT FOR EACH OTHER...

CLOSE AS A TORTO
DEMON AND ITS PARASITE.

I'LL MAKE THE APPROACH.
YOU THREE STAY HERE.

WE GOTTA KEEP A
LOW PROFILE. WHY?

BECAUSE OTHERWISE, WE MIGHT
GET BEATEN TO DEATH WITH STICKS.

BE RIGHT BACK.

[Yelling Inside House]

TRAITOR! DESERTER!

BETRAYER!

YOU SHOULD RUN NOW!

LOOK! LOOK! TRAITOR!

TRAITORS! STOP THEM! GET THEM!

SEIZE THEM! AFTER THE TRAITORS!

THERE! GET THE TRAITORS!

HALT!

HEY! WHAT NOW?
WHERE DO WE GO NOW?

PROBABLY TO THE NEAREST DUNGEON.

WE'RE SURROUNDED.

WE'VE BEEN THROUGH A
LOT TOGETHER, FELLOWS.

FOUGHT A LOT OF BATTLES,
FACED SOME PRETTY STEEP ODDS.

I'LL TAKE THE 20 ON THE LEFT.

YOU TAKE THE 50 ON THE RIGHT.

OK.

I THINK WE'RE WINNING!

[Sighs]

KREVLORNSWATH OF
THE DEATHWOK CLAN.

CONSTABLE NARWEK.

LOVELY TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

SO, HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?

KREVLORNSWATH OF THE
DEATHWOK CLAN, YOU HAVE RETURNED.

WHY?

ACTUALLY, I'VE
BEEN ASKING MYSELF

THAT VERY SAME QUESTION.

WHO ARE THESE COW SCUM?

YOU ARE ALL DRESSED
VERY STRANGELY.

THEY'RE NOT COW
SCUM. THEY'RE HUMANS.

AND THEY'RE MY FRIENDS.

COWS ARE NOT FRIENDS.

THEY ARE CREATURES OF LABOR,

BEASTS OF BURDEN, NO MORE.

I DO NOT KNOW
WHERE YOU HAVE BEEN,

KREVLORNSWATH OF
THE DEATHWOK CLAN,

BUT IT IS CLEAR THAT
YOU HAVE ABANDONED

THE TEACHINGS OF YOUR PEOPLE.

TAKE HIM AWAY.

WE WILL BEGIN
INTERROGATIONS IMMEDIATELY.

WAIT. YOU CAN'T DO THIS.

WHAT? HEY, WATCH IT, GUY, EASY.

YOU DARE TO USE YOUR
TONGUE IN MY PRESENCE?

UHH!

UNWORTHY TRASH.

[Constable] FOR THE
CRIME OF ASSAULT

AGAINST THOSE JUDGED
TO BE YOUR BETTERS,

YOU ARE TO BE
DETAINED IN THE DUNGEON

UNTIL OUR ROYAL HIGHNESS
PASSES SENTENCE UPON YOU.

I'M GUESSING COMMUNITY
SERVICE IS OUT.

OHH!

[Gunn Gasping]

IT'S TOO BAD.

I REALLY LIKE THOSE
ORANGE VESTS.

UHH! GUNN, STOP.

PUT THESE THINGS AWAY.

THE TIME HAS
ARRIVED, MY BRETHREN.

SHE IS INDEED CURSED
WITH THE SIGHT.

MEASURES MUST BE TAKEN.

BLOOD MUST BE SPILLED.

[Straining]

[Panting]

IT'S NO USE.

THING'S MADE OUTTA SOME
KIND OF MAGICAL ALLOY.

REALLY?

HOW CAN YOU TELL?

I CAN'T. I'M JUST MAKING
MYSELF FEEL BETTER.

OH.

HAVE YOU FOUND ANYTHING YET?

SEALED UP TIGHT.

GOTTA BE 6, 7 INCHES
THICK, AT LEAST. YOU?

NO. NO, THESE IMPENETRABLE
STONE WALLS ARE PROVING...

YOU SAY "IMPENETRABLE"
AND I WILL KICK YOUR ASS.

I WAS ALWAYS HORRIFIED BY THOSE
STORIES ABOUT THE TOWER OF LONDON.

IT WASN'T THAT BAD.

YES?

WELL, COMPARED TO THIS PLACE,

I'M SURE THE TOWER TAKES
ON A CERTAIN NOSTALGIC GLOW.

I WONDER IF THEY'RE
TREATING THE HOST ANY BETTER.

[Gunn] OH, SURE.

THE WAY THAT CONSTABLE
SAID "INTERROGATION,"

I FIGURE HE'S JUST IN FOR A
LITTLE LIGHT WRIST-SLAPPIN'.

THAT, OR HE'S
DEAD. [Angel] SHUT UP.

WELL, I AIN'T SAYIN'
IT'S NOT WRIST-SLAPPIN'.

NO. SHUT UP.

HOW ARE WE
SUPPOSED TO HEAR ANY...

I CAN HEAR 2 MEN
TALKING IN THE HALL.

[Whispering] Vampire.

TALKING ABOUT A
GIRL WITH VISIONS.

CORDY.

A COVENANT...

A CURSE...

SOMETHING ABOUT
TESTING THE GIRL FOR SIGHT.

THEY SAID SHE SCREAMED.

THOSE BASTARDS.

THEY'RE ABOUT TO
TAKE US TO A CASTLE.

WE'RE GONNA BE SENTENCED.

THEY'RE COMING.

OUT, PRISONERS!

[Tortured Screams]

BE READY.

OH, AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU,

AND SO MUCH LESS
DEAD THAN I EXPECTED.

WHAT'D THEY DO TO YOU?

OH. WELL, FIRST THERE WAS
THE "WELCOME HOME" PARADE

THROWN IN MY HONOR.

TICKER TAPE, STREAMERS.

HONESTLY, I'M SO
TOUCHED I ALMOST WEPT.

LOCKED ME IN A ROOM,
PUSHED ME AROUND,

ASKED A BUNCH OF QUESTIONS...
YOUR STANDARD FILM NOIR.

I THINK WE MIGHT
HAVE A LEAD ON CORDY.

YOU FOUND HER? NO.

I OVERHEARD 2 GUYS TALKING
ABOUT A GIRL WITH VISIONS.

SAID SHE WAS CURSED.

YIKES. I DON'T LIKE
THE SOUND OF THAT.

THEY MENTIONED SOMETHING
ABOUT A COVENANT,

SOMETHING ABOUT
PERFORMING TESTS ON HER.

ANGEL, I HATE TO
STATE THE OBVIOUS,

BUT WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE.

[Constable] SILENCE!

KREVLORNSWATH OF
THE DEATHWOK CLAN,

YOU AND THE COW
TRASH ARE NOT TO SPEAK.

AW, DE-BUNCH YOUR
PANTIES, NARWEK.

YOU ARE A TRAITOR TO YOUR HOME.

YOU ABANDONED YOUR LIFE-GIVER,

BETRAYED YOUR PEOPLE,

AND NOW YOU
CONSORT WITH THESE...

ANIMALS.

I WILL TAKE GREAT PLEASURE

IN WATCHING THEM
KILL YOU SLOWLY.

WILL THEY TAKE US IN
SEPARATELY OR TOGETHER?

WHAT?

SEPARATELY OR TOGETHER?
WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.

I DON'T KNOW.

I'VE NEVER BEEN SENTENCED
TO DEATH BEFORE. TOGETHER.

LISTEN UP.

AFTER THAT, DRAG THE
BODIES TO THE VILLAGE SQUARE.

WE WILL HANG THEIR
CORPSES AS A WARNING.

PRISONERS!

THE DAY OF JUDGMENT HAS ARRIVED.

APPROACH.

THE VENERABLE MONARCH OF PYLEA,

GENERAL OF THE RAVENOUS LEGIONS,

EATER OF OUR ENEMIES' FLESH,

PRELATE OF THE
SACRIFICIAL BLOOD RITES,

AND SOVEREIGN PROCONSUL OF DEATH

IS PREPARED TO PASS
SENTENCE UPON YOU.

ONE.

OPEN THE DOORS.

TWO.

[Woman] AHEM!

HI, GUYS.

[Man] THANK YOU.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.