Angel (1999–2004): Season 1, Episode 20 - War Zone - full transcript
As Angel helps a nerdy billionaire retrieve some compromising photos, he encounters a group of street kids defending against an invasion of vampires.
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[CLATTER]
[VEHICLE APPROACHES]
YOU.
YOU EXPECTIN' SOMEBODY ELSE?
♪♪ [DANCE]
AHH. I'VE MISSED THAT SMELL.
CAMEMBERT, I BELIEVE.
WHAT? NO. MONEY.
I LIKE TO SMELL A LITTLE
MONEY ONCE IN A WHILE.
SHE'S NOT JUST SAYING THAT. HIDE SOME
IN THE OFFICE SOMETIME AND WATCH HER.
IT'S UNCANNY. OOH! THERE HE IS.
MR. NABBIT, HI!
OH, HI.
HI. GLAD YOU COULD COME.
THANKS.
THANKS FOR HAVING US.
IT'S A PLEASURE.
WHO ARE YOU?
OH!
I'M CORDELIA CHASE.
WE SPOKE ON THE PHONE.
OH, R-RIGHT.
OH, S-S-SO YOU MUST...
YOU MUST BE... ANGEL.
YEAH. NICE TO MEET YOU.
THIS IS WESLEY, MY ASSOCIATE.
LOVELY PARTY.
OH, ISN'T IT NICE?
OH, MY GOD, IS THAT
WELLAND HARDING?
I... I... I HAVE NO IDEA.
I DON'T KNOW MOST
OF THESE PEOPLE.
I DON'T EVEN TALK TO THE PEOPLE.
THEY COME TO THEY PARTY,
AND I... I THINK THEY HAVE FUN.
THESE ARE CRAB.
IF THIS IS A BAD TIME, WE...
OH, MS. CHASE SAID THAT YOU
COULD ONLY MEET AT NIGHT.
WELL, YEAH, IT'S
MORE CONVENIENT.
AND THAT WE'D BE LESS
CONSPICUOUS DURING THE PARTY.
I MEAN, I THINK IT'S GOOD.
WE PROBABLY WON'T
BE INTERRUPTED.
YEAH. I...
I'VE ALWAYS SAID THAT I WOULD MAKE A
BILLION DOLLARS IN THE SOFTWARE MARKET
AND, UH, LEARN TO TALK TO GIRLS.
I'M STILL WORKING ON STEP 2.
SO WHY DON'T YOU TELL
US ABOUT YOUR CASE?
OH.
MY CASE.
YEAH. UH...
IT, UH, SOMEWHAT HAS
TO DO WITH BLACKMAIL.
GO ON.
ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH
DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS?
YEAH. I'VE SEEN A FEW.
YOU MEAN, THE, UH,
ROLE-PLAYING GAME.
OH... GAME.
RIGHT.
I USED TO PLAY A
LOT IN HIGH SCHOOL.
YOU KNOW, IT WAS PRETTY COOL.
YOU GET TO BE SOMEONE
ELSE FOR A WHILE:
A WIZARD, A WARRIOR.
THE WHOLE WORLD IS MAGIC,
AND YOU'RE FIGHTING TROGLODYTES
AND ROMANCING EXOTIC
DEMON PRINCESSES AND...
YOU KNOW, IT'S... IT'S A RUSH.
DID SOMEONE FIND OUT
YOU WERE A BIG NERD?
[CHUCKLING] NO.
THAT'S ACTUALLY...
THAT'S ACTUALLY PUBLIC RECORD.
UH...
BUT SOME OF US
GOT REALLY INTO IT,
UH... ESPECIALLY THE
DEMON ROMANCE PART,
AND, UH, AND WE
HEARD ABOUT THIS PLACE
WHERE THE REAL...
THE GUYS WERE JOKING
ABOUT GETTING SOME TAIL.
YOU WENT TO MADAM DORION'S.
J-J-JUST ONCE.
IT'S A DEMON BROTHEL.
OR TWICE. IN BEL AIR, I BELIEVE.
THE WATCHERS COUNCIL IS
RIFE WITH STORIES ABOUT IT.
AND, UH, HOW MANY...
12... TIMES.
PEOPLE KNEW ABOUT YOU GOING?
OH! OH, UH... JUST MY FRIENDS,
BUT, UH...
MY SECURITY PEOPLE HAVE ALREADY
IDENTIFIED THE GUY WITH THE...
PICTURES.
THAT'S LENNY EDWARDS,
BUT I JUST CAN'T FIND HIM.
WELL, WE'LL SEE IF
WE CAN DO BETTER.
IF... IF MY... IF MY STOCKHOLDERS
SEE THESE PICTURES...
THEY WON'T.
DON'T WORRY. WE'RE
INCREDIBLY DISCREET.
WE'LL MINGLE HERE FOR A FEW
HOURS SO NO ONE SUSPECTS.
HEY, DAVID. OH. HEY!
NICE TO SEE YOU.
NI-NI-NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
YEAH.
I HAVE NO IDEA.
WHEN I MOVED TO L.A., I THOUGHT IT
WAS ALL GLAMOR AND VALET PARKING,
BUT THERE'S A WHOLE WORLD
HERE THAT NO ONE EVER SEES.
MORE THAN ONE.
GOT 'IM!
BOBBY! BOBBY!
AH!
NO!
NO. NO, NO, NO!
DOG 'EM.
GUNN, COME ON. COME ON.
GO!
THEY'RE BACK. OPEN UP!
COME ON, GUYS, MAKE IT
QUICK. KEEP A LOOKOUT.
LET'S MOVE. LET'S GET
HIM INSIDE. COME ON.
IT'S GONNA BE
ALL RIGHT. MOVE IT.
GET HIM IN.
[COUGHING]
ALL RIGHT, WE GOTCHA.
JUST A COUPLE OF
MORE STEPS, BUD.
TRY. YOU GONNA MAKE IT, MAN.
COME ON. 2 MORE.
AH, HERE WE GO.
HERE.
COME RIGHT DOWN... IT'S OK.
Gunn: YEAH. THERE WE GO.
ALL RIGHT.
HEY, GUNN...
GUNN...
SHH! SHH! SHH!
RIGHT HERE, MAN.
HE PICKED ME UP
LIKE I WAS A BABY.
HE'S DUST, BOBBY.
FORGET ABOUT HIM.
I'M...
I'M NOT A BABY.
HE NEEDS A DOCTOR.
NOT ANYMORE.
JAMES...
HOW ARE WE FIXED FOR TONIGHT?
BECK AND ME LIFTED
SOME CANNED STUFF.
WASN'T MUCH IN THE
BINS BEHIND MEL'S.
AND WE GOT THAT.
I TOLD 'EM WE DON'T
TAKE SQUATTERS.
EVERYBODY EATS.
OKAY, YOU GUYS.
♪♪ [DANCE]
WE DON'T DO VAMPIRES. SORRY.
I JUST CAME TO TALK.
WE DON'T DO THAT, EITHER.
NAME'S LENNY
EDWARDS. YOU KNOW HIM?
EVEN IF I DID, I
WOULDN'T TELL YOU.
DISCREET. THAT'S GOOD.
ESSENTIAL IN MY LINE OF WORK.
HOW DISCREET WOULD YOU SAY IT IS
FOR ONE OF YOUR CLIENTS TO BE
SECRETLY PHOTOGRAPHED HERE
AND THEN BLACKMAILED? WHAT?
BAD FOR BUSINESS, I GUESS.
IF YOU TELL ME WHERE I
COULD FIND LENNY EDWARDS,
AND THEN MAYBE I
JUST MIGHT STOP THIS
BEFORE WORD HITS THE STREET.
WHO WAS THE GIRL?
I DON'T KNOW, BUT THE
CLIENT'S NAME WAS DAVID NABBIT.
LINA!
TALK TO LINA.
OH, HE'S A PRETTY ONE.
HE'S A VAMPIRE, LINA.
REALLY? WELL, WE CAN
MAKE AN EXCEPTION.
JUST DON'T DO THAT FACE THING,
AND WE'LL GET ALONG GREAT.
LOOK, MA... NO HANDS.
[SCRATCHING SOUND]
[CHUCKLES]
THAT'S NOT WHY HE'S HERE, LINA.
I'M LOOKIN' FOR HIM.
[SIGHS]
I THINK YOUR BOSS HERE
WOULD LIKE YOU TO COOPERATE.
VAMPIRES.
YOU SEEN MY BROTHER?
GUNN, WE NEED TO TALK.
YEAH? WHAT UP?
WHAT HAPPENED TO BOBBY.
NO!
WE DON'T TALK ABOUT
THAT. THAT'S DONE.
WE'RE DYING HERE, GUNN.
EVERYBODY DIES.
I'M JUST TRYIN' TO MAKE SURE
THAT WHEN WE DIE, WE STAY DEAD.
IT SHOULDN'T HAVE GONE
DOWN THE WAY IT DID.
YOU'RE GETTING RECKLESS.
I DO WHAT I GOTTA DO.
NO, YOU DO MORE THAN WHAT
YOU GOTTA DO. THREE WEEKS, G.
THREE WEEKS AND NO TEETH, AND YOU
HAD TO RING THE DINNER BELL LIKE THAT?
YOU JUST COULDN'T GO ANOTHER DAY WITHOUT
GETTING A LITTLE DEATH IN, COULD YOU?
YOU THINK I LIKE THIS?
NO. I THINK YOU LOVE IT,
AND YOU WON'T BE HAPPY
TILL YOU GET AS CLOSE TO
DEATH AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN.
YOU'RE WRONG.
WELL, I HOPE SO.
'CAUSE I DON'T
WANNA LOSE YOU, TOO.
HEY.
IT'S NOT GONNA
HAPPEN, LITTLE SISTER.
ALL RIGHT?
IT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN.
YO, CHAIN! YOU FOUND THEM?
DEAD BOY LED ME
RIGHT TO ITS NEST.
IT'S CLOSE, PRACTICALLY
RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER.
NICE.
4 BLOCKS.
THEY'RE NESTING UNDER
THE OLD BLUE-JEAN FACTORY.
ALL RIGHT, COOL. NOW WE GOT A
CHANCE TO SO SOME REAL DAMAGE.
INCOMING! THEY'RE
MOVIN' THIS WAY FAST,
JUMPING ROOFTOP TO ROOFTOP.
YOU WERE FOLLOWED?
NO WAY. LET'S CHECK IT OUT.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
THAT'S A BIG QUESTION.
WHAT DO I WANT?
MMM...
LOVE, FAMILY...
A PLACE ON THIS PLANET
I CAN CALL MY OWN.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? WHAT?
I'M NEVER GONNA HAVE
ANY OF THOSE THINGS.
AND UNLESS THESE
NEXT FEW MINUTES
GO EXACTLY THE
WAY I WANT THEM TO,
NEITHER ARE YOU.
WHERE ARE THE
PICTURES OF DAVID NABBIT?
NEVER HEARD OF HIM.
HO HO! YOU ONLY GET ONE LIE.
I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE
MENTIONED THAT FIRST.
LOOK, PAL...
YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY
NOT FROM AROUND HERE.
BUT TRUST ME...
YOU DO NOT WANT
TO SEE MY BAD SIDE.
YOU SHOW ME YOURS...
I'LL SHOW YOU MINE.
OK, SO NOW, I'M
FROM AROUND HERE.
IN FACT, I'M MOVIN'
IN, TAKIN' OVER.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? I
WILL DOG YOU EVERY NIGHT
FOR THE REST OF
YOUR VERY SHORT LIFE
UNTIL YOU BRING ME WHAT
I WANT. ARE WE CLEAR?
YEAH.
YEAH. OK. SEE YOU TOMORROW.
VAMPIRE'S MOVIN' IN, HUH?
YEAH, WELL, HE AIN'T
GONNA STAY TOO LONG.
UH, THIS SHOULD, UH,
TAKE CARE OF YOUR
EXPENSES TO DATE,
AND I WANT YOU TO
KNOW I REALLY APPRECIATE
WHAT YOU DID AT THE PARTY.
AT THE PARTY?
WHAT WE DID AT THE PARTY?
IT WAS A WONDERFUL PARTY.
WE TALKED. WE HAD
SOME GOOD TIMES.
IT MEANT A LOT TO ME.
YES, BUT YOU WERE
PAYING US TO BE THERE.
I DO THAT ALL THE TIME,
BUT YOU GUYS
ACTUALLY HUNG WITH ME.
IT WAS SPECIAL.
I'M IN CHARGE OF THE...
[GASPS]
M-M...
GOOD LORD.
I THINK THERE MUST
BE SOME MISTAKE.
I'M SURE MR. NABBIT KNOWS
HOW TO WRITE A CHECK.
THERE'S NO MISTAKE. I JUST
BELIEVE IN REWARDING GOOD WORK.
THIS IS AMAZINGLY
GENEROUS, MR. NABBIT,
BUT WE'RE REALLY NOT
FINISHED WITH THE JOB.
IT'S ONLY MONEY,
AND I'VE GOT SACKFULS,
AND IT'S DAVID.
YOU GUYS, CALL ME DAVID, OK?
I LIKE DAVID. IT'S SUCH A
STRONG, MASCULINE NAME.
IT JUST FEELS GOOD
IN YOUR MOUTH.
WELL, DAVID,
YOU WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED.
WE'LL EARN EVERY CENT
OF YOUR GENEROUS
CONFIDENCE IN OUR FIRM.
BYE.
BYE.
FEELS GOOD IN YOUR MOUTH?
I WAS FLUSTERED.
YOU'RE A SNEAKY SON
OF A BITCH, AREN'T YOU?
YOU BROUGHT THE PHOTOGRAPHS?
OF COURSE I BROUGHT 'EM
AND A LITTLE SOMETHIN' EXTRA.
LOVE THAT.
IS IT, BIG FELLA?
[COUGHS]
LET'S GET HIM!
COME ON, SPEED UP!
I GOT A SHOT!
AAH!
[TIRES SCREECHING]
AAH!
[MAN SHOUTS]
GET HIM!
[WOMAN SHOUTING] ALONNA!
DON'T SHOOT!
WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE PLAYING AT?
WE'RE NOT PLAYING.
YOU'RE GONNA GET
YOURSELVES KILLED.
WE GONNA GET YOU KILLED FIRST.
LET'S DUST HIM.
OW.
YOU KNOW, FOR SOME REASON,
I'M GETTING THE IMPRESSION
YOU DON'T LIKE ME TOO MUCH.
MAYBE I'M JUST OVERREACTING.
WHAT, YOU GONNA PRETEND YOU
DIFFERENT FROM THE REST OF 'EM?
YEAH, THEN I'LL JUST
PRETEND I JUST SAVED HER LIFE.
YOU PUT A LOT OF WORK INTO THIS,
SOME CLEVER STUFF, REALLY.
I'M IMPRESSED,
BUT I HAVE A FEW SUGGESTIONS.
DON'T THINK WE'RE INTERESTED.
YEAH.
YOU SHOULD BE.
WHO DO YOU THINK
THAT WOULD'VE KILLED?
WE'RE FIGHTIN' ON THE SAME SIDE.
SAME SIDE OF WHAT?
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO KILL YOU.
DON'T MATTER WHY YOU HERE
OR WHAT YOU ARE,
BUT IF YOU EVER SHOW
YOUR FACE DOWN HERE AGAIN,
DON'T COUNT ON
ANY LONG GOOD-BYES.
THAT'S VERY NICE WORK.
I'M SURE NABBIT WILL BE GREATLY
RELIEVED TO GET THESE BACK.
OH, MY.
IT'S UPSIDE DOWN.
CERTAINLY NOT SOMETHING
YOU WANT TO HAVE FRAMED.
HOW'S IT FEEL?
I CAN'T POSSIBLY
IMAGINE IT WAS PLEASANT.
EW.
I'M TALKING TO ANGEL.
OH, RIGHT. SORRY.
IT FEELS... [GROANS]
IT FEELS BETTER.
YOU SHOULD REST. YOU LOOK...
LIKE I'VE BEEN
BEATEN AND STABBED?
WANNA SEE THE CHECK AGAIN?
I WANT TO FIND THOSE KIDS.
I DON'T THINK ANY
OF 'EM HAVE HOMES.
THEY'RE PROBABLY LIVING
TOGETHER SOMEWHERE.
HOW MANY ARE THERE?
I'M NOT SURE, 6, 7, MAYBE MORE.
A COUPLE OF THEM COULDN'T
HAVE BEEN OLDER THAN 16.
GOD.
20 MINUTES RIDE FROM
BILLIONAIRES AND CRAB PUFFS,
KIDS GOING TO WAR.
THIS ISN'T SOMETHING
THEY JUST STARTED DOIN'.
I MEAN, THEY WERE READY.
THEY'VE BEEN PUSHED TO THIS.
IN WHICH CASE, I CAN
CERTAINLY UNDERSTAND
THEIR STAKE-FIRST-
AND-ASK-QUESTIONS-LATER STATE OF MIND.
IT'S HOW THEY SURVIVE.
AND THE IDEA OF A
VAMPIRE IN A WHITE HAT
PROBABLY SEEMS A
LITTLE GIVE ME A BREAK-Y.
THEY'RE IN OVER THEIR HEADS,
AND THEY'RE GONNA
GET THEMSELVES KILLED.
IF THEY'RE HUNTING VAMPIRES,
THEN THERE'S GOTTA
BE A NEST IN THE AREA.
WESLEY, I WANT YOU TO FIND
OUT WHERE THOSE KIDS LIVE.
CONSIDER IT DONE.
I'M GONNA FIND THAT
NEST BEFORE THEY DO.
THEY'LL HAVE TO BE CLOSE,
PROBABLY A 10-BLOCK AREA.
IT'LL HAVE TO BE A BUILDING
WITH SEWER ACCESS.
CAN I JUST SEE THAT CHECK AGAIN?
STREET TRASH.
THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE.
THEY'RE STUPID
HUMAN STREET TRASH.
FOR 70 YEARS, WE RULED
THIS NEIGHBORHOOD.
IT WAS OUR NEIGHBORHOOD.
USED TO BE DECENT
PEOPLE LIVED HERE,
WORKING PEOPLE,
AND NOW?
CAN'T EVEN FINISH ONE
WITHOUT WANTING TO PUKE.
AND WHOSE FAULT IS IT, HMM?
THEIRS?
I DON'T THINK SO.
IT'S OUR FAULT.
WE LET THIS HAPPEN. WE GOT LAZY.
WE DROPPED OUR GUARD.
TY, YOU EVER BEEN LURED
INTO AN AMBUSH BEFORE?
OF COURSE NOT.
TY'S BEEN AROUND FOR
ALMOST AS LONG AS ME.
HE SURVIVED, LIKE
ME, 'CAUSE HE'S SMART,
BUT THEY DID THIS TO HIM,
AND THAT MEANS
THAT THEY COULD DO IT
TO ANY ONE OF US,
AND WHY?
BECAUSE THIS STREET TRASH
AIN'T AFRAID TO GO FOR THE HEART.
Ty: AAH!
AND NOW THAT'S
WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO.
NO MORE PICKING
'EM OFF ONE BY ONE.
WE CONCENTRATE ON THE HEART.
TAKE THE HEART, AND
THE REST WILL FALL.
Chain: I DON'T
WANT TO HEAR THIS.
I'M SAYING HE COULD BE USEFUL.
GUNN, DON'T EVEN LISTEN TO HER.
Alonna: YOU KNOW THERE'S
SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HIM.
I'M JUST THINKING
HE KNOWS STUFF THAT WE DON'T,
AND HE DIDN'T HAVE
TO DO WHAT HE DID.
WELL, IF HE HADN'T, HE
WOULD'VE BEEN DEAD.
MAYBE. NO MAYBE.
WE WOULD'VE KILLED HIM.
GUY BUGS ME, ALONNA.
EVERYBODY BUGS YOU.
YOU BUG ME THE MOST.
WHAT?
I'M TRYING TO KEEP YOU ALIVE.
I'M NOT SAYING TRUST HIM.
IT JUST DON'T PLAY.
I MEAN, IF HE'S NOT LOOKING
TO KILL, WHAT'S HE WANT?
AND WHY THE HELL WOULD
HE COME TO A PLACE LIKE THIS?
AAH!
WHERE ARE THEY?
HEY.
GOT SOME FOOD.
I'M NOT HUNGRY.
NOT HUNGRY? WHEN WAS
THE LAST TIME YOU ATE?
SEEMS LIKE JUST YESTERDAY.
POE WENT TO THE MARKET.
ALONE?
NO. JASON HAD HIS BACK.
THEY GOT AWAY CLEAN.
OH, YEAH. LIKE LAST TIME?
NO. NO COPS THIS TIME NO CHASE.
COME ON. YOU EAT THIS.
ALL RIGHT. THEY GOT
SOME OTHER STUFF.
THEY GOT HAMBURGER
AND SOME APPLES
AND LOTS OF OTHER STUFF.
WHAT?
GET EVERYBODY OUT.
WHAT IS IT? JUST DO IT.
GO! ALL RIGHT. COME
ON, EVERYBODY!
GET UP! Man: WHAT'S
GOIN' ON, MAN?
GET EVERYBODY OUTSIDE
INTO THE DAYLIGHT. DO IT!
Man: THEY COMIN' IN? DON'T
THEY HAVE TO BE INVITED?
CHAIN!
COPS? I DON'T KNOW.
ARE THEY IN?
WHERE ARE THEY?
Alonna: GO! GO! GO!
[ALL COUGHING]
I DON'T SEE NOTHING.
THERE'S NOTHIN'.
OH, GOD.
ALONNA!
ALONNA!
NO! GUNN! GUNN! ALONNA!
GUNN! ALONNA!
ALONNA, HOLD ON! [SCREAMING]
[TIRES SCREECHING]
Alonna: GUNN!
GUNN!
GUNN! GUNN!
YOU KNOW, THERE'S NOTHING LIKE RIDING
IN A CONVERTIBLE WITH THE TOP DOWN...
TO MAKE YOU SEE
THE SUN AND SAND.
[SNIFFS] MMM.
SMELL THAT SALT AIR?
THAT'S NOT SALT.
I DON'T THINK IT'S AIR, EITHER,
BUT REALITY IS A CHOICE, WESLEY.
YOU SEE WHAT YOU WANNA SEE,
AND I'LL SEE WHAT I WANNA SEE.
A MAN EXITING AN ALLEY
PUSHING A SHOPPING CART.
NO, I SEE A VERY TAN
LIFEGUARD-TYPE WITH LARGE...
NO, OVER THERE.
THESE KIDS MUST'VE GOT
ELECTRICITY INTO THEIR BUILDING.
THEY MIGHT'VE TAPPED INTO ONE OF
THE POWER LINES AND RUN IT ILLEGALLY.
IF I CAN SPOT THE TAP,
THAT WOULD TELL US
WHERE THEIR HIDEOUT IS.
YOU ASK THIS GENTLEMAN
IF HE'S SEEN ANYONE
THAT FITS THE DESCRIPTION
OF OUR YOUNG VAMPIRE KILLERS
WHILE I CHECK THE
POWER LINE FOR ANY TAPS.
UH, WHY DON'T YOU ASK
HIM, AND I'LL CHECK FOR TAPS?
BECAUSE YOU CAN IMAGINE HIM
AS A SCANTILY CLAD,
BUFF, YOUNG STUD
WHILE I'M STUCK WITH
THE NAKED TRUTH.
ASK ME IN.
[CHATTERING]
Man: HEY. COME ON.
YOU'RE GONNA GET A
LOT OF PEOPLE KILLED.
HEY, HEY. HOLD UP.
I SUCK, OK?
YOU DON'T WANNA BE HERE.
GOING AFTER THEM IS WHAT
THEY EXPECT YOU TO DO.
I DON'T NEED ADVICE
FROM SOME MIDDLE-CLASS
WHITE DUDE THAT'S DEAD.
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT MY LIFE IS.
YOU GOT NO IDEA WHAT
IT'S LIKE DOWN HERE.
SOME OF YOU WILL
DIE, MAYBE ALL OF YOU.
Chain: PEOPLE DIE ALL THE TIME,
SOME JUST FOR TALKING TOO MUCH.
WE'RE DONE.
LOOK, I CAN HELP YOU.
UNLESS, OF COURSE,
DEATH IS WHAT YOU'RE AFTER.
THEN, YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.
I'M ALWAYS ON MY OWN.
DOESN'T HAVE TO BE THAT WAY.
WHY CAN'T WE DO THIS TOGETHER?
YOU FIGURE IT OUT.
LET'S GO.
HOLD UP.
GIVE ME 10 MINUTES
TO CHECK IT OUT.
WHAT IF YOU'RE NOT BACK IN 10?
COME ON DOWN. KILL
ANYTHING THAT MOVES.
[ALONNA HUMMING]
ALONNA?
HEY, BIG BROTHER.
[SIGHS]
WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?
OH, GOD. YOU'RE NOT...
DEAD.
WELL...
NO.
SHH.
DON'T BE SAD.
I'M NOT.
THEY KILLED YOU. DO
I LOOK DEAD TO YOU?
I AM STRONGER, FASTER,
AND BETTER THAN EVER.
WANNA SEE?
HEE HEE!
[ANGEL BANGING ON DOOR]
WE WERE ON THE RIGHT
TRACK, JUST THE WRONG TEAM.
ALL THAT RAGE AND HATRED WE GOT?
GET TO KEEP ALL THAT,
EXCEPT ON THIS SIDE,
THERE'S NO GUILT,
THERE'S NO GRIEF,
JUST THE HUNT AND
THE KILL... AND THE FUN.
AND COME ON,
HOW OFTEN DID WE GO OUT
IN THE DAYLIGHT, ANYWAY?
YOU WERE MADE FOR THIS.
AND ALL THAT MISERY AND
MOPING GONE, I PROMISE.
I WAS NEVER GONNA LET
ANYTHING HAPPEN TO YOU.
I WAS SUPPOSED TO PROTECT
YOU. YOU WERE MY SISTER.
I STILL AM.
THEN WHY DON'T YOU KILL ME?
WHY DON'T YOU?
AH! YOU CAN'T,
'CAUSE YOU GOT THE GUILT,
AND I GOT THE GREATEST
GUILT CURE EVER.
I CAN FREE YOU,
AND WE CAN BE TOGETHER.
OUR FAMILY CAN STAY TOGETHER...
FOREVER.
UNH!
TRYING TO OPEN THAT?
THEY LOCKED YOU IN, HUH?
NO. I JUST LOVE
OLD MEAT LOCKERS.
YOU SHOULD'VE TRIED TO
CALL US ON YOUR CELL PHONE.
YOU PROBABLY FORGOT YOU HAD IT.
THOSE THINGS HARDLY EVER WORK.
BESIDES, IT WAS A LOT
EASIER AND QUICKER TO JUST...
LOOK, I'M THE BOSS HERE.
I SAY WHEN WE USE
THE CELL PHONES,
AND PEOPLE ARE GONNA
DIE, AND I HAVE TO GO.
YOU'RE WELCOME!
REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE KIDS
IN THAT SHELTER
ON PLUMMER STREET?
SECOND FLOOR WAS ALL ROTTED OUT.
WE USED TO DARE
KIDS TO CROSS IT,
AND OF COURSE YOU
WERE THE BEST AT IT
'CAUSE YOU WERE THE...
YOU WERE THE BRAVEST.
I WANTED TO BE LIKE YOU SO BAD,
SO I WENT UP, AND
THE FLOOR GAVE OUT,
AND I WOULD'VE BROKEN MY NECK,
BUT YOU'D BEEN WATCHING
ME THE WHOLE TIME.
YOU WERE STANDING RIGHT BELOW...
AND YOU CAUGHT ME.
EVER SINCE I CAN REMEMBER,
YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING OUT FOR ME.
BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO
ANYMORE, BECAUSE I'M GOOD,
AND IT'S MY TURN TO
LOOK OUT FOR YOU NOW.
HOW? LOOK AT YOU.
YOU RUNNIN' AND HIDIN',
COLD AND HUNGRY.
YOU CALL THAT LIVIN'?
YOU ARE THE ONE
WHO'S FALLING NOW.
LET ME CATCH YOU.
DON'T YOU WANT TO STOP FALLING?
I AM GONNA FIX IT.
SAY GOOD-BYE TO
EVERYTHING YOU EVER KNEW.
GOOD-BYE.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING ON?
HOW'D HE GET OUT?
YO, DON'T.
WE'RE LEAVIN'.
LEAVIN'?
Vampire: I DON'T THINK SO.
Knox: SHE WAS SO SWEET...
YOUR SISTER,
SO SMOOTH GOING DOWN,
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
Knox: YOU WANTED
A WAR? THIS IS IT.
Angel: HERE'S THE DEAL.
YOU CAN GO. WHAT?
IF YOU GO NOW
AND I NEVER SEE
ANY OF YOU AGAIN,
YOU GET TO LIVE.
[LAUGHS]
ARE YOU HIGH?
L.A.'s MY TERRITORY. YOU'LL
WANT TO STAY OUT OF IT
FOR THE REST OF
YOUR ETERNAL LIVES.
THESE KIDS, MY TOWN,
OFF LIMITS FROM NOW ON.
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE
TALKIN' TO HERE, FOOL?
THE NAME'S ANGELUS.
I WASN'T ACTUALLY
TALKIN' TO YOU.
SO, DO WE HAVE A TRUCE,
OR DO YOU WANNA DIE?
TRUCE?
WE CAN TAKE 'EM.
NOT WITHOUT THEM
TAKING A COUPLE OF YOU.
GUNN, YOU CAME ALL THIS WAY.
YOU'RE NOT GONNA KILL ANY VAMPS?
I ALREADY DID.
Man: COME ON. LET'S GO.
HOW ABOUT YOU, SIR? CAPPUCINO.
I ASKED FOR A COFFEE.
I KNOW IT MUST BE
IN HERE SOMEPLACE.
YOU ALL RIGHT?
YOU HAVEN'T SAID TWO WORDS
SINCE WE LEFT THE OFFICE.
OH, I WAS JUST THINKING
ABOUT THOSE KIDS.
YES.
THAT PLACE WAS PRETTY AWFUL.
I THOUGHT MY FIRST
APARTMENT WAS BAD.
CAN YOU BELIEVE PEOPLE
ACTUALLY LIVE THERE?
WELL...
IT CERTAINLY GIVES ONE A SENSE
OF PERSPECTIVE, DOESN'T IT?
YES, IT DOES,
AND I THINK,
PERSPECTIVELY SPEAKING,
I MIGHT WANT TO
PROSTITUTE MYSELF
TO BILLIONAIRE DAVID NABBIT.
[COUGHS]
CORDELIA.
WHAT I MEAN IS
HE'S A NICE GUY WHO
WANTS COMPANIONSHIP.
I COULD USE SOME SECURITY.
SO, WHEN I SAY "PROSTITUTE,"
WHAT I MEAN IS...
PROSTITUTE.
FOR INSTANCE.
DO YOU THINK YOU REALLY COULD?
I DON'T KNOW. I COULD
PROBABLY LEARN TO LOVE HIM.
LOOKS AREN'T EVERYTHING,
OR CHEMISTRY.
PERSONALITY, THAT'S IMPORTANT.
THAT MAKES UP FOR
A LOT OF OTHER...
IT'S NOT WHAT'S ON
THE OUTSIDE THAT...
YEAH. NEVER MIND.
I'M FINE HERE,
POOR, ALONE.
WHAT YOU DOIN' HERE?
SKULKING...
PROFESSIONALLY.
LOOK, I'M GLAD FOR
WHAT YOU DID, OK?
BUT I DON'T NEED
NO GUARDIAN ANGEL,
AND I DON'T NEED NO TALKIN' TO.
IT'S NOT GONNA CHANGE THE
WAY THINGS ARE DOWN HERE, MAN.
THEY'RE GONNA KEEP COMIN',
AND WE ARE GONNA KEEP FIGHTIN'.
I KNOW.
THAT'S IT?
YOU AIN'T GONNA TALK AT ME,
BE ALL DADDY FIGURE?
WHAT AM I GONNA TELL YOU THAT
YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY LEARNED?
I KILLED HER. YOU DIDN'T.
NEAR ENOUGH.
SHE WAS THE REASON, MAN.
HOW COME YOU DO IT?
HOW COME YOU'RE OUT HERE?
WHAT ELSE ARE WE GONNA DO?
I'LL BE AROUND. I
DON'T NEED NO HELP.
I MIGHT.
GRRR! ARRGH!
---
[CLATTER]
[VEHICLE APPROACHES]
YOU.
YOU EXPECTIN' SOMEBODY ELSE?
♪♪ [DANCE]
AHH. I'VE MISSED THAT SMELL.
CAMEMBERT, I BELIEVE.
WHAT? NO. MONEY.
I LIKE TO SMELL A LITTLE
MONEY ONCE IN A WHILE.
SHE'S NOT JUST SAYING THAT. HIDE SOME
IN THE OFFICE SOMETIME AND WATCH HER.
IT'S UNCANNY. OOH! THERE HE IS.
MR. NABBIT, HI!
OH, HI.
HI. GLAD YOU COULD COME.
THANKS.
THANKS FOR HAVING US.
IT'S A PLEASURE.
WHO ARE YOU?
OH!
I'M CORDELIA CHASE.
WE SPOKE ON THE PHONE.
OH, R-RIGHT.
OH, S-S-SO YOU MUST...
YOU MUST BE... ANGEL.
YEAH. NICE TO MEET YOU.
THIS IS WESLEY, MY ASSOCIATE.
LOVELY PARTY.
OH, ISN'T IT NICE?
OH, MY GOD, IS THAT
WELLAND HARDING?
I... I... I HAVE NO IDEA.
I DON'T KNOW MOST
OF THESE PEOPLE.
I DON'T EVEN TALK TO THE PEOPLE.
THEY COME TO THEY PARTY,
AND I... I THINK THEY HAVE FUN.
THESE ARE CRAB.
IF THIS IS A BAD TIME, WE...
OH, MS. CHASE SAID THAT YOU
COULD ONLY MEET AT NIGHT.
WELL, YEAH, IT'S
MORE CONVENIENT.
AND THAT WE'D BE LESS
CONSPICUOUS DURING THE PARTY.
I MEAN, I THINK IT'S GOOD.
WE PROBABLY WON'T
BE INTERRUPTED.
YEAH. I...
I'VE ALWAYS SAID THAT I WOULD MAKE A
BILLION DOLLARS IN THE SOFTWARE MARKET
AND, UH, LEARN TO TALK TO GIRLS.
I'M STILL WORKING ON STEP 2.
SO WHY DON'T YOU TELL
US ABOUT YOUR CASE?
OH.
MY CASE.
YEAH. UH...
IT, UH, SOMEWHAT HAS
TO DO WITH BLACKMAIL.
GO ON.
ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH
DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS?
YEAH. I'VE SEEN A FEW.
YOU MEAN, THE, UH,
ROLE-PLAYING GAME.
OH... GAME.
RIGHT.
I USED TO PLAY A
LOT IN HIGH SCHOOL.
YOU KNOW, IT WAS PRETTY COOL.
YOU GET TO BE SOMEONE
ELSE FOR A WHILE:
A WIZARD, A WARRIOR.
THE WHOLE WORLD IS MAGIC,
AND YOU'RE FIGHTING TROGLODYTES
AND ROMANCING EXOTIC
DEMON PRINCESSES AND...
YOU KNOW, IT'S... IT'S A RUSH.
DID SOMEONE FIND OUT
YOU WERE A BIG NERD?
[CHUCKLING] NO.
THAT'S ACTUALLY...
THAT'S ACTUALLY PUBLIC RECORD.
UH...
BUT SOME OF US
GOT REALLY INTO IT,
UH... ESPECIALLY THE
DEMON ROMANCE PART,
AND, UH, AND WE
HEARD ABOUT THIS PLACE
WHERE THE REAL...
THE GUYS WERE JOKING
ABOUT GETTING SOME TAIL.
YOU WENT TO MADAM DORION'S.
J-J-JUST ONCE.
IT'S A DEMON BROTHEL.
OR TWICE. IN BEL AIR, I BELIEVE.
THE WATCHERS COUNCIL IS
RIFE WITH STORIES ABOUT IT.
AND, UH, HOW MANY...
12... TIMES.
PEOPLE KNEW ABOUT YOU GOING?
OH! OH, UH... JUST MY FRIENDS,
BUT, UH...
MY SECURITY PEOPLE HAVE ALREADY
IDENTIFIED THE GUY WITH THE...
PICTURES.
THAT'S LENNY EDWARDS,
BUT I JUST CAN'T FIND HIM.
WELL, WE'LL SEE IF
WE CAN DO BETTER.
IF... IF MY... IF MY STOCKHOLDERS
SEE THESE PICTURES...
THEY WON'T.
DON'T WORRY. WE'RE
INCREDIBLY DISCREET.
WE'LL MINGLE HERE FOR A FEW
HOURS SO NO ONE SUSPECTS.
HEY, DAVID. OH. HEY!
NICE TO SEE YOU.
NI-NI-NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
YEAH.
I HAVE NO IDEA.
WHEN I MOVED TO L.A., I THOUGHT IT
WAS ALL GLAMOR AND VALET PARKING,
BUT THERE'S A WHOLE WORLD
HERE THAT NO ONE EVER SEES.
MORE THAN ONE.
GOT 'IM!
BOBBY! BOBBY!
AH!
NO!
NO. NO, NO, NO!
DOG 'EM.
GUNN, COME ON. COME ON.
GO!
THEY'RE BACK. OPEN UP!
COME ON, GUYS, MAKE IT
QUICK. KEEP A LOOKOUT.
LET'S MOVE. LET'S GET
HIM INSIDE. COME ON.
IT'S GONNA BE
ALL RIGHT. MOVE IT.
GET HIM IN.
[COUGHING]
ALL RIGHT, WE GOTCHA.
JUST A COUPLE OF
MORE STEPS, BUD.
TRY. YOU GONNA MAKE IT, MAN.
COME ON. 2 MORE.
AH, HERE WE GO.
HERE.
COME RIGHT DOWN... IT'S OK.
Gunn: YEAH. THERE WE GO.
ALL RIGHT.
HEY, GUNN...
GUNN...
SHH! SHH! SHH!
RIGHT HERE, MAN.
HE PICKED ME UP
LIKE I WAS A BABY.
HE'S DUST, BOBBY.
FORGET ABOUT HIM.
I'M...
I'M NOT A BABY.
HE NEEDS A DOCTOR.
NOT ANYMORE.
JAMES...
HOW ARE WE FIXED FOR TONIGHT?
BECK AND ME LIFTED
SOME CANNED STUFF.
WASN'T MUCH IN THE
BINS BEHIND MEL'S.
AND WE GOT THAT.
I TOLD 'EM WE DON'T
TAKE SQUATTERS.
EVERYBODY EATS.
OKAY, YOU GUYS.
♪♪ [DANCE]
WE DON'T DO VAMPIRES. SORRY.
I JUST CAME TO TALK.
WE DON'T DO THAT, EITHER.
NAME'S LENNY
EDWARDS. YOU KNOW HIM?
EVEN IF I DID, I
WOULDN'T TELL YOU.
DISCREET. THAT'S GOOD.
ESSENTIAL IN MY LINE OF WORK.
HOW DISCREET WOULD YOU SAY IT IS
FOR ONE OF YOUR CLIENTS TO BE
SECRETLY PHOTOGRAPHED HERE
AND THEN BLACKMAILED? WHAT?
BAD FOR BUSINESS, I GUESS.
IF YOU TELL ME WHERE I
COULD FIND LENNY EDWARDS,
AND THEN MAYBE I
JUST MIGHT STOP THIS
BEFORE WORD HITS THE STREET.
WHO WAS THE GIRL?
I DON'T KNOW, BUT THE
CLIENT'S NAME WAS DAVID NABBIT.
LINA!
TALK TO LINA.
OH, HE'S A PRETTY ONE.
HE'S A VAMPIRE, LINA.
REALLY? WELL, WE CAN
MAKE AN EXCEPTION.
JUST DON'T DO THAT FACE THING,
AND WE'LL GET ALONG GREAT.
LOOK, MA... NO HANDS.
[SCRATCHING SOUND]
[CHUCKLES]
THAT'S NOT WHY HE'S HERE, LINA.
I'M LOOKIN' FOR HIM.
[SIGHS]
I THINK YOUR BOSS HERE
WOULD LIKE YOU TO COOPERATE.
VAMPIRES.
YOU SEEN MY BROTHER?
GUNN, WE NEED TO TALK.
YEAH? WHAT UP?
WHAT HAPPENED TO BOBBY.
NO!
WE DON'T TALK ABOUT
THAT. THAT'S DONE.
WE'RE DYING HERE, GUNN.
EVERYBODY DIES.
I'M JUST TRYIN' TO MAKE SURE
THAT WHEN WE DIE, WE STAY DEAD.
IT SHOULDN'T HAVE GONE
DOWN THE WAY IT DID.
YOU'RE GETTING RECKLESS.
I DO WHAT I GOTTA DO.
NO, YOU DO MORE THAN WHAT
YOU GOTTA DO. THREE WEEKS, G.
THREE WEEKS AND NO TEETH, AND YOU
HAD TO RING THE DINNER BELL LIKE THAT?
YOU JUST COULDN'T GO ANOTHER DAY WITHOUT
GETTING A LITTLE DEATH IN, COULD YOU?
YOU THINK I LIKE THIS?
NO. I THINK YOU LOVE IT,
AND YOU WON'T BE HAPPY
TILL YOU GET AS CLOSE TO
DEATH AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN.
YOU'RE WRONG.
WELL, I HOPE SO.
'CAUSE I DON'T
WANNA LOSE YOU, TOO.
HEY.
IT'S NOT GONNA
HAPPEN, LITTLE SISTER.
ALL RIGHT?
IT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN.
YO, CHAIN! YOU FOUND THEM?
DEAD BOY LED ME
RIGHT TO ITS NEST.
IT'S CLOSE, PRACTICALLY
RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER.
NICE.
4 BLOCKS.
THEY'RE NESTING UNDER
THE OLD BLUE-JEAN FACTORY.
ALL RIGHT, COOL. NOW WE GOT A
CHANCE TO SO SOME REAL DAMAGE.
INCOMING! THEY'RE
MOVIN' THIS WAY FAST,
JUMPING ROOFTOP TO ROOFTOP.
YOU WERE FOLLOWED?
NO WAY. LET'S CHECK IT OUT.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
THAT'S A BIG QUESTION.
WHAT DO I WANT?
MMM...
LOVE, FAMILY...
A PLACE ON THIS PLANET
I CAN CALL MY OWN.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? WHAT?
I'M NEVER GONNA HAVE
ANY OF THOSE THINGS.
AND UNLESS THESE
NEXT FEW MINUTES
GO EXACTLY THE
WAY I WANT THEM TO,
NEITHER ARE YOU.
WHERE ARE THE
PICTURES OF DAVID NABBIT?
NEVER HEARD OF HIM.
HO HO! YOU ONLY GET ONE LIE.
I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE
MENTIONED THAT FIRST.
LOOK, PAL...
YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY
NOT FROM AROUND HERE.
BUT TRUST ME...
YOU DO NOT WANT
TO SEE MY BAD SIDE.
YOU SHOW ME YOURS...
I'LL SHOW YOU MINE.
OK, SO NOW, I'M
FROM AROUND HERE.
IN FACT, I'M MOVIN'
IN, TAKIN' OVER.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? I
WILL DOG YOU EVERY NIGHT
FOR THE REST OF
YOUR VERY SHORT LIFE
UNTIL YOU BRING ME WHAT
I WANT. ARE WE CLEAR?
YEAH.
YEAH. OK. SEE YOU TOMORROW.
VAMPIRE'S MOVIN' IN, HUH?
YEAH, WELL, HE AIN'T
GONNA STAY TOO LONG.
UH, THIS SHOULD, UH,
TAKE CARE OF YOUR
EXPENSES TO DATE,
AND I WANT YOU TO
KNOW I REALLY APPRECIATE
WHAT YOU DID AT THE PARTY.
AT THE PARTY?
WHAT WE DID AT THE PARTY?
IT WAS A WONDERFUL PARTY.
WE TALKED. WE HAD
SOME GOOD TIMES.
IT MEANT A LOT TO ME.
YES, BUT YOU WERE
PAYING US TO BE THERE.
I DO THAT ALL THE TIME,
BUT YOU GUYS
ACTUALLY HUNG WITH ME.
IT WAS SPECIAL.
I'M IN CHARGE OF THE...
[GASPS]
M-M...
GOOD LORD.
I THINK THERE MUST
BE SOME MISTAKE.
I'M SURE MR. NABBIT KNOWS
HOW TO WRITE A CHECK.
THERE'S NO MISTAKE. I JUST
BELIEVE IN REWARDING GOOD WORK.
THIS IS AMAZINGLY
GENEROUS, MR. NABBIT,
BUT WE'RE REALLY NOT
FINISHED WITH THE JOB.
IT'S ONLY MONEY,
AND I'VE GOT SACKFULS,
AND IT'S DAVID.
YOU GUYS, CALL ME DAVID, OK?
I LIKE DAVID. IT'S SUCH A
STRONG, MASCULINE NAME.
IT JUST FEELS GOOD
IN YOUR MOUTH.
WELL, DAVID,
YOU WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED.
WE'LL EARN EVERY CENT
OF YOUR GENEROUS
CONFIDENCE IN OUR FIRM.
BYE.
BYE.
FEELS GOOD IN YOUR MOUTH?
I WAS FLUSTERED.
YOU'RE A SNEAKY SON
OF A BITCH, AREN'T YOU?
YOU BROUGHT THE PHOTOGRAPHS?
OF COURSE I BROUGHT 'EM
AND A LITTLE SOMETHIN' EXTRA.
LOVE THAT.
IS IT, BIG FELLA?
[COUGHS]
LET'S GET HIM!
COME ON, SPEED UP!
I GOT A SHOT!
AAH!
[TIRES SCREECHING]
AAH!
[MAN SHOUTS]
GET HIM!
[WOMAN SHOUTING] ALONNA!
DON'T SHOOT!
WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE PLAYING AT?
WE'RE NOT PLAYING.
YOU'RE GONNA GET
YOURSELVES KILLED.
WE GONNA GET YOU KILLED FIRST.
LET'S DUST HIM.
OW.
YOU KNOW, FOR SOME REASON,
I'M GETTING THE IMPRESSION
YOU DON'T LIKE ME TOO MUCH.
MAYBE I'M JUST OVERREACTING.
WHAT, YOU GONNA PRETEND YOU
DIFFERENT FROM THE REST OF 'EM?
YEAH, THEN I'LL JUST
PRETEND I JUST SAVED HER LIFE.
YOU PUT A LOT OF WORK INTO THIS,
SOME CLEVER STUFF, REALLY.
I'M IMPRESSED,
BUT I HAVE A FEW SUGGESTIONS.
DON'T THINK WE'RE INTERESTED.
YEAH.
YOU SHOULD BE.
WHO DO YOU THINK
THAT WOULD'VE KILLED?
WE'RE FIGHTIN' ON THE SAME SIDE.
SAME SIDE OF WHAT?
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO KILL YOU.
DON'T MATTER WHY YOU HERE
OR WHAT YOU ARE,
BUT IF YOU EVER SHOW
YOUR FACE DOWN HERE AGAIN,
DON'T COUNT ON
ANY LONG GOOD-BYES.
THAT'S VERY NICE WORK.
I'M SURE NABBIT WILL BE GREATLY
RELIEVED TO GET THESE BACK.
OH, MY.
IT'S UPSIDE DOWN.
CERTAINLY NOT SOMETHING
YOU WANT TO HAVE FRAMED.
HOW'S IT FEEL?
I CAN'T POSSIBLY
IMAGINE IT WAS PLEASANT.
EW.
I'M TALKING TO ANGEL.
OH, RIGHT. SORRY.
IT FEELS... [GROANS]
IT FEELS BETTER.
YOU SHOULD REST. YOU LOOK...
LIKE I'VE BEEN
BEATEN AND STABBED?
WANNA SEE THE CHECK AGAIN?
I WANT TO FIND THOSE KIDS.
I DON'T THINK ANY
OF 'EM HAVE HOMES.
THEY'RE PROBABLY LIVING
TOGETHER SOMEWHERE.
HOW MANY ARE THERE?
I'M NOT SURE, 6, 7, MAYBE MORE.
A COUPLE OF THEM COULDN'T
HAVE BEEN OLDER THAN 16.
GOD.
20 MINUTES RIDE FROM
BILLIONAIRES AND CRAB PUFFS,
KIDS GOING TO WAR.
THIS ISN'T SOMETHING
THEY JUST STARTED DOIN'.
I MEAN, THEY WERE READY.
THEY'VE BEEN PUSHED TO THIS.
IN WHICH CASE, I CAN
CERTAINLY UNDERSTAND
THEIR STAKE-FIRST-
AND-ASK-QUESTIONS-LATER STATE OF MIND.
IT'S HOW THEY SURVIVE.
AND THE IDEA OF A
VAMPIRE IN A WHITE HAT
PROBABLY SEEMS A
LITTLE GIVE ME A BREAK-Y.
THEY'RE IN OVER THEIR HEADS,
AND THEY'RE GONNA
GET THEMSELVES KILLED.
IF THEY'RE HUNTING VAMPIRES,
THEN THERE'S GOTTA
BE A NEST IN THE AREA.
WESLEY, I WANT YOU TO FIND
OUT WHERE THOSE KIDS LIVE.
CONSIDER IT DONE.
I'M GONNA FIND THAT
NEST BEFORE THEY DO.
THEY'LL HAVE TO BE CLOSE,
PROBABLY A 10-BLOCK AREA.
IT'LL HAVE TO BE A BUILDING
WITH SEWER ACCESS.
CAN I JUST SEE THAT CHECK AGAIN?
STREET TRASH.
THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE.
THEY'RE STUPID
HUMAN STREET TRASH.
FOR 70 YEARS, WE RULED
THIS NEIGHBORHOOD.
IT WAS OUR NEIGHBORHOOD.
USED TO BE DECENT
PEOPLE LIVED HERE,
WORKING PEOPLE,
AND NOW?
CAN'T EVEN FINISH ONE
WITHOUT WANTING TO PUKE.
AND WHOSE FAULT IS IT, HMM?
THEIRS?
I DON'T THINK SO.
IT'S OUR FAULT.
WE LET THIS HAPPEN. WE GOT LAZY.
WE DROPPED OUR GUARD.
TY, YOU EVER BEEN LURED
INTO AN AMBUSH BEFORE?
OF COURSE NOT.
TY'S BEEN AROUND FOR
ALMOST AS LONG AS ME.
HE SURVIVED, LIKE
ME, 'CAUSE HE'S SMART,
BUT THEY DID THIS TO HIM,
AND THAT MEANS
THAT THEY COULD DO IT
TO ANY ONE OF US,
AND WHY?
BECAUSE THIS STREET TRASH
AIN'T AFRAID TO GO FOR THE HEART.
Ty: AAH!
AND NOW THAT'S
WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO.
NO MORE PICKING
'EM OFF ONE BY ONE.
WE CONCENTRATE ON THE HEART.
TAKE THE HEART, AND
THE REST WILL FALL.
Chain: I DON'T
WANT TO HEAR THIS.
I'M SAYING HE COULD BE USEFUL.
GUNN, DON'T EVEN LISTEN TO HER.
Alonna: YOU KNOW THERE'S
SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HIM.
I'M JUST THINKING
HE KNOWS STUFF THAT WE DON'T,
AND HE DIDN'T HAVE
TO DO WHAT HE DID.
WELL, IF HE HADN'T, HE
WOULD'VE BEEN DEAD.
MAYBE. NO MAYBE.
WE WOULD'VE KILLED HIM.
GUY BUGS ME, ALONNA.
EVERYBODY BUGS YOU.
YOU BUG ME THE MOST.
WHAT?
I'M TRYING TO KEEP YOU ALIVE.
I'M NOT SAYING TRUST HIM.
IT JUST DON'T PLAY.
I MEAN, IF HE'S NOT LOOKING
TO KILL, WHAT'S HE WANT?
AND WHY THE HELL WOULD
HE COME TO A PLACE LIKE THIS?
AAH!
WHERE ARE THEY?
HEY.
GOT SOME FOOD.
I'M NOT HUNGRY.
NOT HUNGRY? WHEN WAS
THE LAST TIME YOU ATE?
SEEMS LIKE JUST YESTERDAY.
POE WENT TO THE MARKET.
ALONE?
NO. JASON HAD HIS BACK.
THEY GOT AWAY CLEAN.
OH, YEAH. LIKE LAST TIME?
NO. NO COPS THIS TIME NO CHASE.
COME ON. YOU EAT THIS.
ALL RIGHT. THEY GOT
SOME OTHER STUFF.
THEY GOT HAMBURGER
AND SOME APPLES
AND LOTS OF OTHER STUFF.
WHAT?
GET EVERYBODY OUT.
WHAT IS IT? JUST DO IT.
GO! ALL RIGHT. COME
ON, EVERYBODY!
GET UP! Man: WHAT'S
GOIN' ON, MAN?
GET EVERYBODY OUTSIDE
INTO THE DAYLIGHT. DO IT!
Man: THEY COMIN' IN? DON'T
THEY HAVE TO BE INVITED?
CHAIN!
COPS? I DON'T KNOW.
ARE THEY IN?
WHERE ARE THEY?
Alonna: GO! GO! GO!
[ALL COUGHING]
I DON'T SEE NOTHING.
THERE'S NOTHIN'.
OH, GOD.
ALONNA!
ALONNA!
NO! GUNN! GUNN! ALONNA!
GUNN! ALONNA!
ALONNA, HOLD ON! [SCREAMING]
[TIRES SCREECHING]
Alonna: GUNN!
GUNN!
GUNN! GUNN!
YOU KNOW, THERE'S NOTHING LIKE RIDING
IN A CONVERTIBLE WITH THE TOP DOWN...
TO MAKE YOU SEE
THE SUN AND SAND.
[SNIFFS] MMM.
SMELL THAT SALT AIR?
THAT'S NOT SALT.
I DON'T THINK IT'S AIR, EITHER,
BUT REALITY IS A CHOICE, WESLEY.
YOU SEE WHAT YOU WANNA SEE,
AND I'LL SEE WHAT I WANNA SEE.
A MAN EXITING AN ALLEY
PUSHING A SHOPPING CART.
NO, I SEE A VERY TAN
LIFEGUARD-TYPE WITH LARGE...
NO, OVER THERE.
THESE KIDS MUST'VE GOT
ELECTRICITY INTO THEIR BUILDING.
THEY MIGHT'VE TAPPED INTO ONE OF
THE POWER LINES AND RUN IT ILLEGALLY.
IF I CAN SPOT THE TAP,
THAT WOULD TELL US
WHERE THEIR HIDEOUT IS.
YOU ASK THIS GENTLEMAN
IF HE'S SEEN ANYONE
THAT FITS THE DESCRIPTION
OF OUR YOUNG VAMPIRE KILLERS
WHILE I CHECK THE
POWER LINE FOR ANY TAPS.
UH, WHY DON'T YOU ASK
HIM, AND I'LL CHECK FOR TAPS?
BECAUSE YOU CAN IMAGINE HIM
AS A SCANTILY CLAD,
BUFF, YOUNG STUD
WHILE I'M STUCK WITH
THE NAKED TRUTH.
ASK ME IN.
[CHATTERING]
Man: HEY. COME ON.
YOU'RE GONNA GET A
LOT OF PEOPLE KILLED.
HEY, HEY. HOLD UP.
I SUCK, OK?
YOU DON'T WANNA BE HERE.
GOING AFTER THEM IS WHAT
THEY EXPECT YOU TO DO.
I DON'T NEED ADVICE
FROM SOME MIDDLE-CLASS
WHITE DUDE THAT'S DEAD.
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT MY LIFE IS.
YOU GOT NO IDEA WHAT
IT'S LIKE DOWN HERE.
SOME OF YOU WILL
DIE, MAYBE ALL OF YOU.
Chain: PEOPLE DIE ALL THE TIME,
SOME JUST FOR TALKING TOO MUCH.
WE'RE DONE.
LOOK, I CAN HELP YOU.
UNLESS, OF COURSE,
DEATH IS WHAT YOU'RE AFTER.
THEN, YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.
I'M ALWAYS ON MY OWN.
DOESN'T HAVE TO BE THAT WAY.
WHY CAN'T WE DO THIS TOGETHER?
YOU FIGURE IT OUT.
LET'S GO.
HOLD UP.
GIVE ME 10 MINUTES
TO CHECK IT OUT.
WHAT IF YOU'RE NOT BACK IN 10?
COME ON DOWN. KILL
ANYTHING THAT MOVES.
[ALONNA HUMMING]
ALONNA?
HEY, BIG BROTHER.
[SIGHS]
WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?
OH, GOD. YOU'RE NOT...
DEAD.
WELL...
NO.
SHH.
DON'T BE SAD.
I'M NOT.
THEY KILLED YOU. DO
I LOOK DEAD TO YOU?
I AM STRONGER, FASTER,
AND BETTER THAN EVER.
WANNA SEE?
HEE HEE!
[ANGEL BANGING ON DOOR]
WE WERE ON THE RIGHT
TRACK, JUST THE WRONG TEAM.
ALL THAT RAGE AND HATRED WE GOT?
GET TO KEEP ALL THAT,
EXCEPT ON THIS SIDE,
THERE'S NO GUILT,
THERE'S NO GRIEF,
JUST THE HUNT AND
THE KILL... AND THE FUN.
AND COME ON,
HOW OFTEN DID WE GO OUT
IN THE DAYLIGHT, ANYWAY?
YOU WERE MADE FOR THIS.
AND ALL THAT MISERY AND
MOPING GONE, I PROMISE.
I WAS NEVER GONNA LET
ANYTHING HAPPEN TO YOU.
I WAS SUPPOSED TO PROTECT
YOU. YOU WERE MY SISTER.
I STILL AM.
THEN WHY DON'T YOU KILL ME?
WHY DON'T YOU?
AH! YOU CAN'T,
'CAUSE YOU GOT THE GUILT,
AND I GOT THE GREATEST
GUILT CURE EVER.
I CAN FREE YOU,
AND WE CAN BE TOGETHER.
OUR FAMILY CAN STAY TOGETHER...
FOREVER.
UNH!
TRYING TO OPEN THAT?
THEY LOCKED YOU IN, HUH?
NO. I JUST LOVE
OLD MEAT LOCKERS.
YOU SHOULD'VE TRIED TO
CALL US ON YOUR CELL PHONE.
YOU PROBABLY FORGOT YOU HAD IT.
THOSE THINGS HARDLY EVER WORK.
BESIDES, IT WAS A LOT
EASIER AND QUICKER TO JUST...
LOOK, I'M THE BOSS HERE.
I SAY WHEN WE USE
THE CELL PHONES,
AND PEOPLE ARE GONNA
DIE, AND I HAVE TO GO.
YOU'RE WELCOME!
REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE KIDS
IN THAT SHELTER
ON PLUMMER STREET?
SECOND FLOOR WAS ALL ROTTED OUT.
WE USED TO DARE
KIDS TO CROSS IT,
AND OF COURSE YOU
WERE THE BEST AT IT
'CAUSE YOU WERE THE...
YOU WERE THE BRAVEST.
I WANTED TO BE LIKE YOU SO BAD,
SO I WENT UP, AND
THE FLOOR GAVE OUT,
AND I WOULD'VE BROKEN MY NECK,
BUT YOU'D BEEN WATCHING
ME THE WHOLE TIME.
YOU WERE STANDING RIGHT BELOW...
AND YOU CAUGHT ME.
EVER SINCE I CAN REMEMBER,
YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING OUT FOR ME.
BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO
ANYMORE, BECAUSE I'M GOOD,
AND IT'S MY TURN TO
LOOK OUT FOR YOU NOW.
HOW? LOOK AT YOU.
YOU RUNNIN' AND HIDIN',
COLD AND HUNGRY.
YOU CALL THAT LIVIN'?
YOU ARE THE ONE
WHO'S FALLING NOW.
LET ME CATCH YOU.
DON'T YOU WANT TO STOP FALLING?
I AM GONNA FIX IT.
SAY GOOD-BYE TO
EVERYTHING YOU EVER KNEW.
GOOD-BYE.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING ON?
HOW'D HE GET OUT?
YO, DON'T.
WE'RE LEAVIN'.
LEAVIN'?
Vampire: I DON'T THINK SO.
Knox: SHE WAS SO SWEET...
YOUR SISTER,
SO SMOOTH GOING DOWN,
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
Knox: YOU WANTED
A WAR? THIS IS IT.
Angel: HERE'S THE DEAL.
YOU CAN GO. WHAT?
IF YOU GO NOW
AND I NEVER SEE
ANY OF YOU AGAIN,
YOU GET TO LIVE.
[LAUGHS]
ARE YOU HIGH?
L.A.'s MY TERRITORY. YOU'LL
WANT TO STAY OUT OF IT
FOR THE REST OF
YOUR ETERNAL LIVES.
THESE KIDS, MY TOWN,
OFF LIMITS FROM NOW ON.
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE
TALKIN' TO HERE, FOOL?
THE NAME'S ANGELUS.
I WASN'T ACTUALLY
TALKIN' TO YOU.
SO, DO WE HAVE A TRUCE,
OR DO YOU WANNA DIE?
TRUCE?
WE CAN TAKE 'EM.
NOT WITHOUT THEM
TAKING A COUPLE OF YOU.
GUNN, YOU CAME ALL THIS WAY.
YOU'RE NOT GONNA KILL ANY VAMPS?
I ALREADY DID.
Man: COME ON. LET'S GO.
HOW ABOUT YOU, SIR? CAPPUCINO.
I ASKED FOR A COFFEE.
I KNOW IT MUST BE
IN HERE SOMEPLACE.
YOU ALL RIGHT?
YOU HAVEN'T SAID TWO WORDS
SINCE WE LEFT THE OFFICE.
OH, I WAS JUST THINKING
ABOUT THOSE KIDS.
YES.
THAT PLACE WAS PRETTY AWFUL.
I THOUGHT MY FIRST
APARTMENT WAS BAD.
CAN YOU BELIEVE PEOPLE
ACTUALLY LIVE THERE?
WELL...
IT CERTAINLY GIVES ONE A SENSE
OF PERSPECTIVE, DOESN'T IT?
YES, IT DOES,
AND I THINK,
PERSPECTIVELY SPEAKING,
I MIGHT WANT TO
PROSTITUTE MYSELF
TO BILLIONAIRE DAVID NABBIT.
[COUGHS]
CORDELIA.
WHAT I MEAN IS
HE'S A NICE GUY WHO
WANTS COMPANIONSHIP.
I COULD USE SOME SECURITY.
SO, WHEN I SAY "PROSTITUTE,"
WHAT I MEAN IS...
PROSTITUTE.
FOR INSTANCE.
DO YOU THINK YOU REALLY COULD?
I DON'T KNOW. I COULD
PROBABLY LEARN TO LOVE HIM.
LOOKS AREN'T EVERYTHING,
OR CHEMISTRY.
PERSONALITY, THAT'S IMPORTANT.
THAT MAKES UP FOR
A LOT OF OTHER...
IT'S NOT WHAT'S ON
THE OUTSIDE THAT...
YEAH. NEVER MIND.
I'M FINE HERE,
POOR, ALONE.
WHAT YOU DOIN' HERE?
SKULKING...
PROFESSIONALLY.
LOOK, I'M GLAD FOR
WHAT YOU DID, OK?
BUT I DON'T NEED
NO GUARDIAN ANGEL,
AND I DON'T NEED NO TALKIN' TO.
IT'S NOT GONNA CHANGE THE
WAY THINGS ARE DOWN HERE, MAN.
THEY'RE GONNA KEEP COMIN',
AND WE ARE GONNA KEEP FIGHTIN'.
I KNOW.
THAT'S IT?
YOU AIN'T GONNA TALK AT ME,
BE ALL DADDY FIGURE?
WHAT AM I GONNA TELL YOU THAT
YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY LEARNED?
I KILLED HER. YOU DIDN'T.
NEAR ENOUGH.
SHE WAS THE REASON, MAN.
HOW COME YOU DO IT?
HOW COME YOU'RE OUT HERE?
WHAT ELSE ARE WE GONNA DO?
I'LL BE AROUND. I
DON'T NEED NO HELP.
I MIGHT.
GRRR! ARRGH!