Ana (2020–…): Season 3, Episode 4 - Episode #3.4 - full transcript
PRESENTS
I'm going to fight
a tiger on a spaceship in Mars?
-Yep.
-Oh, my God!
This story
is so good!
I've never read
anything like this.
Sci-Fi with wild animals?
Wow!
-I know, right?
-Love it.
It's going to be awesome!
Hey...
What's the catch?
What catch?
There's always a catch.
Like...
The Network
isn't producing this, is it?
You're going to be the star
on one
of the biggest shows, Ana.
-There's no catch.
-Really?
And guess who
you'll be working with.
What?
I'm going to have scenes
with him.
Yep.
It's a great opportunity, Ana.
Don't fuck it up.
Be on time.
Be on time, be on time,
be on time.
PANTIES WATER LOVE SPELL
ANAGNORISIS
15 HOURS UNTIL WHITE MIRROR
Surprise!
What happened?
Honey, I know you don't like
surprise parties like the one
I threw for you in Mexico
when you didn't get the part.
Congratulations.
-But finally Hollywood!
-Right!
Your aunts were so excited
when I told them about it.
With the director
of the Titanic!
I'm the king of the world!
He directs the second season,
but yeah.
I already sent him
a message on Instagram,
to introduce myself.
By the way,
this is Charles.
Nena's boyfriend.
And I'm Ana's boyfriend.
Nice to meet you.
Surprise!
"Tu casa".
Beer, honey?
Beer? Beer?
I'd love a beer.
Let's go.
Another one?
Honey...
Mom, I haven't had sex
in like a year.
No, no.
-Look.
-Wow.
Mom, we're in a hurry.
There's no time for that.
In a hurry for what?
-I'm staying at a hotel.
-But this is your house.
I know, Ma,
but Production
is putting me up in a hotel
so I can be closer
to the filming location.
I need to focus and rest.
Something smells delicious.
Are you cooking, Nena?
Charles is a great cook.
He's been marinating meat
all morning
for your arrival.
Wow, that's great,
because I'm starving.
-It's settled, then.
-Plus, I need to pee.
You are staying for lunch.
Let me drive you.
-Mom!
-Beep beep!
Charles can change you
if you want.
Do you need the bathroom?
No, I'm fine.
-Anything to help you pee?
-Mom!
No, I'm fine.
But I'll take a beer.
-Down the hall to the right?
-Yes.
-Help him, please, Charles.
-Yeah.
You're not going to say
anything?
He's cute.
That's it?
You're not going
to object to anything?
If you mean that
because of the wheelchair,
you're dead wrong, honey.
That would be
politically incorrect.
And don't you want
to know how we...?
No.
-Or how...?
-No.
Plus, what does it matter
what I think?
It's just another phase.
PHASE
SUGAR DADDY
PHASE
TV EXEC
PHASE
LESBIAN
PHASE
TV EXEC RELAPSE
PHASE
GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN
-It's not a phase, Ma.
-No?
Does that mean
you already forgot
about your cougar phase
with the driver
who liked marijuana,
Papasito?
You know about those?
Yeah, we can definitely do
some riding together.
13 HOURS UNTIL WHITE MIRROR
That's awesome.
It has its advantages,
doesn't it?
Of course it does.
I've got a VIP spot
at every concert,
I never get tired of standing.
And I can run over
anyone who farts.
Thank you.
Cheers.
Now it's your turn.
Tell me.
What are the pros and cons
of being Nena?
Or, I don't know,
tell me how you
were woken up as a kid.
My father would wake me.
He was a sweetheart.
He'd say, "Wake up, Sovie."
"Sovie" for "sovereign."
It was a secret we shared
so my sisters
wouldn't get jealous.
He was perfect.
Like all Marios.
Is this for an interview?
So Ana didn't tell you?
It's our project.
No. Is it for a movie?
About my life!
So tell me more.
How do you like
your meat, darling?
Rare, well-done?
Well-done. Thank you.
And thank you for doing this.
Charles.
-Cool.
-Thank you.
-Let me serve you another one.
-Yes, yes.
Would you like
some chorizo?
Very good,
thank you, honey.
-You're welcome.
-Hey, we should stay, right?
This is better
than any hotel.
Sure, you don't have
to get up early tomorrow.
Ask me more questions.
Ana.
What year did Nena
win the beauty pageant?
What?
Are you kidding?
You were thinking
about my mom?
No, no, no.
Not sexually, Ana,
of course not!
Okay.
Come here.
Don't fuck it up.
You know what?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I have to study.
I lost focus.
That was just a bit weird.
It's okay, come here.
8 HOURS UNTIL WHITE MIRROR
This ends tonight.
This ends tonight.
Pussycat.
Go, go, go!
No, no, no!
This ends tonight, pussycat.
Go, go, team!
I can't study in this house.
Honey...
What is it, Ma?
Listen, I don't know
how to make love to Charles.
It's not that I don't like it.
On the contrary.
He's well-endowed!
Okay.
But I've only ever been
with one man.
-Your dad.
-Okay.
But the language confuses me.
-Do you know what he said?
-What?
I want to go down.
Forget about it.
Alright?
That's what he said?
I've got cobwebs
down there, honey.
-Okay.
-Let me help you.
With dad's permission.
This book
was a gift from a friend.
When your tongue gets tired,
try going in circles
with your nose.
Gotcha.
With this,
I learned how to squirt at 40.
To what?
Just read it.
I'm going straight
to the end.
-But...
-This is urgent, honey.
1 HOUR UNTIL WHITE MIRROR
Hello?
1 HOUR TO GET ON SET
Baby, look at me
And tell me what you see
You ain't seen
The best of me yet
Give me time
I'll make you forget the rest
I got more in me
And you can set it free
I can catch the moon in my hand
Don't you know who I am?
Remember my name
I'm gonna live forever
I'm gonna learn how to fly
I feel it coming together
People will see me and cry
I'm gonna make it to heaven
Light up the sky like a flame
I'm gonna live forever
Baby, remember my name
Remember, remember
Remember, remember
Remember, remember
Remember, remember
I'm gonna live forever
I'm gonna learn how to fly
I feel it coming together
People will see me and cry
I'm gonna make it to heaven
Light up the sky like a flame
5 MINUTES TO GET ON SET
Where are you headed?
Hey!
Weren't you
on Papasito's show?
Hey...
You're that girl.
The one who took a shit
in the confessional.
That depends.
Respect, girl.
Ana! Yeah.
Good to see you again.
-Likewise.
-But...
Where are you headed?
"White Mirror" sound stage.
I'm on the list.
I'm running late.
Could you hurry up a bit?
You're not on here.
Of course I am.
Check again.
It's my first day.
I'm going to have
to ask you to leave, Ma'am.
Listen.
You don't understand.
I'm on the "White Mirror" cast.
Call the producer.
I need back-up
at the studio entrance.
What's the problem?
-Yeah, I've got a 2-5 over here.
-Two five?
Crazy fan again?
-Copy.
-On our way.
There's a fucking catch
all the time.
Okay, copy that.
I thought you were my friend!
-She's running away!
-Hey! Stop her!
2 MINUTES TO GET ON SET
Ana!
-You are right on time.
-Okay.
Did you catch her already?
Where is she?
She's not on the list!
Here, come.
Always check
the top of the list.
She's our number one.
Come on.
I can catch the moon in my hand
Don't you know who I am?
Remember my name
I'm gonna live forever
I'm gonna learn how to fly
I feel it coming together
People will see me and cry
I'm gonna make it to heaven
Light up the sky like a flame
-Ana, are you ready?
-Hey, yes.
Thank you.
Can't wait to see the set.
It's my first time
doing Sci-Fi.
Hey, have you seen
the elephants?
And the tigers?
-Yeah!
-Thank you.
Nice.
-First time in L.A.?
-No, I live here.
You should totally check out
Griffith Park
and the Getty while you're here.
Really?
How long are you staying?
I've been living here
for the past 15 years.
We're all set.
Almost there.
Come on, come on.
You're going to love the city.
I love being a tourist.
Where are the elephants?
And the tiger?
And my space ship?
There's always
a fucking catch.
She thought we had real tigers.
THE TIGER
I'm low on ammo!
I've got you, pussycat!
He's going, guys!
Go, team, go!
How was it?
Cool.
-Ana.
-Yes?
-Please don't say "pew-pew".
-Of course.
So, when are
the elephants coming?
I think...
First positions.
Maybe for the elephants,
you know...
I'll tell you later.
Thank you.
Copy that.
The world's going to end!
Now!
Do you want some chips?
Yes, yes!
The world's going to end!
Copy?
One, two, three...
Jesus holy mother fucking shit!
Shit, shit.
Hey.
Hi.
Relax, you got
a Lifetime Achievement Award
and he has Oscars
and Golden Globes and Emmys.
Can I ask you something?
Sure.
Could you try this?
Just take a bite of it.
If you don't mind.
No.
-So how is it?
-It's good.
Is it really good,
or is it just sort of okay?
It's really good.
Yeah? Excellent.
I was hoping you'd say that,
I grew them myself.
It's the first harvest
of the year
and I'm kind of proud,
you know?
Are you prepping
for a role?
No.
No, this is my real life.
I have a farm.
I live with a bunch of chickens.
I thought you lived
in the Hills.
You know,
after I won my first Oscar,
it started me thinking.
And I realized that
I really love just acting.
You know?
But...
This right here
is the true meaning of life.
Ready?
Yes, Ma'am,
I'll be right with you.
So, anyhow...
I can't wait
for our scenes together.
Me neither.
And also,
I never thought
I'd be working with you
and you're the coolest farmer
I've ever met.
It's going to be great.
Just remember that
you can make it in Hollywood
even without being in Hollywood.
Think about it.
You can make it in Hollywood
even without being in Hollywood.
What do you think
about tomatoes?
As a fetish?
No, as a way of life.
I don't know,
maybe living far away from here
on a little farm,
growing your own food.
The only thing
I can imagine right now
is being between your legs.
That's what you're imagining?
Hey.
Hi.
Hi, nice to meet you.
He's my boyfriend.
That's a friend
and his boyfriend.
Hi, nice to meet you.
Your table's ready, guys.
Ours or theirs?
Aren't you together?
Then you'll have to wait
another 20 minutes.
But we were here first.
And he's in a wheelchair.
Of course!
So sorry.
We can share.
Sure, I'd be fine with that.
I don't mind either.
Okay, I'll show you
where your table is.
Like the Cicciolina for Koons,
a female object.
What do you think, Ana?
Sorry.
We have the responsibility
of portraying our generation,
like we're doing
with our project.
What project?
Well, it's not really a project,
it's more like
an experiment.
Of course it's a project!
We're writing the story
of your life, Ana.
Wow.
I didn't know about that.
Of course you didn't.
Excuse me a second.
The project you have
with your boyfriend is cool.
Why didn't you ever
answer my emails?
What emails?
The ones I sent you
when you disappeared.
Ana, I deleted my social media,
I deleted my email.
I don't know
what you're talking about.
"Papasito, why don't we
stop fooling around?
Why is it so hard for me
to accept
that I care for you more
than a lover
without benefits?
You give sound to my silence
and make me want
to love again."
I wanted you to find me.
That's why I left messages
in every song.
In your eyes I could see...
What do you mean,
in every song?
If you wanted to see me,
why didn't you look for me?
What are you talking about?
Of course I looked for you!
I went to your wedding!
I called out to you and asked you
to run away with me.
But you made a decision.
But after what happened,
I looked for you for hours...
You broke my heart.
Bitch.
Do you want to order
anything else,
or are you ready to go to sleep?
I'm fine.
Ready to go?
-Excuse us.
-Sure.
-Good to meet you.
-Thanks.
We pay over there, right?
In your eyes I could see
The light shining in the sea
A reflection of the sky
In your hair from up high
In your laugh I found
World peace at last
Darkness faded into the past
I want to be the one
To wake up next to you
You scared me!
Ana, I had an anagnorisis.
A story by and for
empowered women.
Pop feminism.
It's the story of a woman
who dreams
of climbing Mount Everest
and getting drunk
at the same time.
Well, I don't climb
and I don't drink much either.
It's a metaphor!
The point is that
it's a woman in her 40's who...
Who's lost again.
Who's 40,
but feels like a teenager.
She has issues with her mother,
and everyone asks her
why she doesn't want
to be a mother,
and she doesn't want to be one.
She's been in Los Angeles
for ten years,
trying to be a good actress and
have something to show for it,
but nobody knows who she is.
She lost everything
and went bankrupt
and had to start over.
She's in love
with her best friend and...
It's really obvious, Ana.
I thought that
if I didn't tell you,
I would forget about it, but...
I can't forget.
I think that's the story
I have to tell.
-Hey.
-Hello.
How's it going?
How can I help you?
I'm looking for...
The best shade plant
on the market?
-No.
-Californian palm trees?
No...
We have a great selection
of rhododendrons,
all ready to go, on that side.
I know what she's looking for.
It's right over there.
If you don't mind,
I can take her.
Sure.
Thank you.
Want to go?
Do you work here or something?
No.
I just know
what you're looking for.
And...
I'm here because I miss Mary.
What about you?
I'd actually
like to start planting again.
You've got some good soil
to grow roots in.
Yeah.
How've you been?
Good.
You?
I...
haven't been.
Come.
I lied.
I don't really miss Mary.
I miss you.
Me too.
My guy and I broke up.
So did we.
This'll change everything.
Are you okay with that?
TO MY REAL FAMILY
Clapper board!
Camera.
Ready?
Get ready, guys.
I'm going to fight
a tiger and an elephant.
But not really!
Green screen, damn it.
He's going like this.
He's going like...
And I'll be like,
"We got him!"
Action!
I'll shoot you.
Then I go like this.
I got you!
I got you, pussycat!
This ends tonight!
Go, team, go!
Cut!
I'm not wearing
anything underneath
and my robe opens up.
-I think it's fine.
-Yeah.
I'm going to fight
a tiger on a spaceship in Mars?
-Yep.
-Oh, my God!
This story
is so good!
I've never read
anything like this.
Sci-Fi with wild animals?
Wow!
-I know, right?
-Love it.
It's going to be awesome!
Hey...
What's the catch?
What catch?
There's always a catch.
Like...
The Network
isn't producing this, is it?
You're going to be the star
on one
of the biggest shows, Ana.
-There's no catch.
-Really?
And guess who
you'll be working with.
What?
I'm going to have scenes
with him.
Yep.
It's a great opportunity, Ana.
Don't fuck it up.
Be on time.
Be on time, be on time,
be on time.
PANTIES WATER LOVE SPELL
ANAGNORISIS
15 HOURS UNTIL WHITE MIRROR
Surprise!
What happened?
Honey, I know you don't like
surprise parties like the one
I threw for you in Mexico
when you didn't get the part.
Congratulations.
-But finally Hollywood!
-Right!
Your aunts were so excited
when I told them about it.
With the director
of the Titanic!
I'm the king of the world!
He directs the second season,
but yeah.
I already sent him
a message on Instagram,
to introduce myself.
By the way,
this is Charles.
Nena's boyfriend.
And I'm Ana's boyfriend.
Nice to meet you.
Surprise!
"Tu casa".
Beer, honey?
Beer? Beer?
I'd love a beer.
Let's go.
Another one?
Honey...
Mom, I haven't had sex
in like a year.
No, no.
-Look.
-Wow.
Mom, we're in a hurry.
There's no time for that.
In a hurry for what?
-I'm staying at a hotel.
-But this is your house.
I know, Ma,
but Production
is putting me up in a hotel
so I can be closer
to the filming location.
I need to focus and rest.
Something smells delicious.
Are you cooking, Nena?
Charles is a great cook.
He's been marinating meat
all morning
for your arrival.
Wow, that's great,
because I'm starving.
-It's settled, then.
-Plus, I need to pee.
You are staying for lunch.
Let me drive you.
-Mom!
-Beep beep!
Charles can change you
if you want.
Do you need the bathroom?
No, I'm fine.
-Anything to help you pee?
-Mom!
No, I'm fine.
But I'll take a beer.
-Down the hall to the right?
-Yes.
-Help him, please, Charles.
-Yeah.
You're not going to say
anything?
He's cute.
That's it?
You're not going
to object to anything?
If you mean that
because of the wheelchair,
you're dead wrong, honey.
That would be
politically incorrect.
And don't you want
to know how we...?
No.
-Or how...?
-No.
Plus, what does it matter
what I think?
It's just another phase.
PHASE
SUGAR DADDY
PHASE
TV EXEC
PHASE
LESBIAN
PHASE
TV EXEC RELAPSE
PHASE
GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN
-It's not a phase, Ma.
-No?
Does that mean
you already forgot
about your cougar phase
with the driver
who liked marijuana,
Papasito?
You know about those?
Yeah, we can definitely do
some riding together.
13 HOURS UNTIL WHITE MIRROR
That's awesome.
It has its advantages,
doesn't it?
Of course it does.
I've got a VIP spot
at every concert,
I never get tired of standing.
And I can run over
anyone who farts.
Thank you.
Cheers.
Now it's your turn.
Tell me.
What are the pros and cons
of being Nena?
Or, I don't know,
tell me how you
were woken up as a kid.
My father would wake me.
He was a sweetheart.
He'd say, "Wake up, Sovie."
"Sovie" for "sovereign."
It was a secret we shared
so my sisters
wouldn't get jealous.
He was perfect.
Like all Marios.
Is this for an interview?
So Ana didn't tell you?
It's our project.
No. Is it for a movie?
About my life!
So tell me more.
How do you like
your meat, darling?
Rare, well-done?
Well-done. Thank you.
And thank you for doing this.
Charles.
-Cool.
-Thank you.
-Let me serve you another one.
-Yes, yes.
Would you like
some chorizo?
Very good,
thank you, honey.
-You're welcome.
-Hey, we should stay, right?
This is better
than any hotel.
Sure, you don't have
to get up early tomorrow.
Ask me more questions.
Ana.
What year did Nena
win the beauty pageant?
What?
Are you kidding?
You were thinking
about my mom?
No, no, no.
Not sexually, Ana,
of course not!
Okay.
Come here.
Don't fuck it up.
You know what?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I have to study.
I lost focus.
That was just a bit weird.
It's okay, come here.
8 HOURS UNTIL WHITE MIRROR
This ends tonight.
This ends tonight.
Pussycat.
Go, go, go!
No, no, no!
This ends tonight, pussycat.
Go, go, team!
I can't study in this house.
Honey...
What is it, Ma?
Listen, I don't know
how to make love to Charles.
It's not that I don't like it.
On the contrary.
He's well-endowed!
Okay.
But I've only ever been
with one man.
-Your dad.
-Okay.
But the language confuses me.
-Do you know what he said?
-What?
I want to go down.
Forget about it.
Alright?
That's what he said?
I've got cobwebs
down there, honey.
-Okay.
-Let me help you.
With dad's permission.
This book
was a gift from a friend.
When your tongue gets tired,
try going in circles
with your nose.
Gotcha.
With this,
I learned how to squirt at 40.
To what?
Just read it.
I'm going straight
to the end.
-But...
-This is urgent, honey.
1 HOUR UNTIL WHITE MIRROR
Hello?
1 HOUR TO GET ON SET
Baby, look at me
And tell me what you see
You ain't seen
The best of me yet
Give me time
I'll make you forget the rest
I got more in me
And you can set it free
I can catch the moon in my hand
Don't you know who I am?
Remember my name
I'm gonna live forever
I'm gonna learn how to fly
I feel it coming together
People will see me and cry
I'm gonna make it to heaven
Light up the sky like a flame
I'm gonna live forever
Baby, remember my name
Remember, remember
Remember, remember
Remember, remember
Remember, remember
I'm gonna live forever
I'm gonna learn how to fly
I feel it coming together
People will see me and cry
I'm gonna make it to heaven
Light up the sky like a flame
5 MINUTES TO GET ON SET
Where are you headed?
Hey!
Weren't you
on Papasito's show?
Hey...
You're that girl.
The one who took a shit
in the confessional.
That depends.
Respect, girl.
Ana! Yeah.
Good to see you again.
-Likewise.
-But...
Where are you headed?
"White Mirror" sound stage.
I'm on the list.
I'm running late.
Could you hurry up a bit?
You're not on here.
Of course I am.
Check again.
It's my first day.
I'm going to have
to ask you to leave, Ma'am.
Listen.
You don't understand.
I'm on the "White Mirror" cast.
Call the producer.
I need back-up
at the studio entrance.
What's the problem?
-Yeah, I've got a 2-5 over here.
-Two five?
Crazy fan again?
-Copy.
-On our way.
There's a fucking catch
all the time.
Okay, copy that.
I thought you were my friend!
-She's running away!
-Hey! Stop her!
2 MINUTES TO GET ON SET
Ana!
-You are right on time.
-Okay.
Did you catch her already?
Where is she?
She's not on the list!
Here, come.
Always check
the top of the list.
She's our number one.
Come on.
I can catch the moon in my hand
Don't you know who I am?
Remember my name
I'm gonna live forever
I'm gonna learn how to fly
I feel it coming together
People will see me and cry
I'm gonna make it to heaven
Light up the sky like a flame
-Ana, are you ready?
-Hey, yes.
Thank you.
Can't wait to see the set.
It's my first time
doing Sci-Fi.
Hey, have you seen
the elephants?
And the tigers?
-Yeah!
-Thank you.
Nice.
-First time in L.A.?
-No, I live here.
You should totally check out
Griffith Park
and the Getty while you're here.
Really?
How long are you staying?
I've been living here
for the past 15 years.
We're all set.
Almost there.
Come on, come on.
You're going to love the city.
I love being a tourist.
Where are the elephants?
And the tiger?
And my space ship?
There's always
a fucking catch.
She thought we had real tigers.
THE TIGER
I'm low on ammo!
I've got you, pussycat!
He's going, guys!
Go, team, go!
How was it?
Cool.
-Ana.
-Yes?
-Please don't say "pew-pew".
-Of course.
So, when are
the elephants coming?
I think...
First positions.
Maybe for the elephants,
you know...
I'll tell you later.
Thank you.
Copy that.
The world's going to end!
Now!
Do you want some chips?
Yes, yes!
The world's going to end!
Copy?
One, two, three...
Jesus holy mother fucking shit!
Shit, shit.
Hey.
Hi.
Relax, you got
a Lifetime Achievement Award
and he has Oscars
and Golden Globes and Emmys.
Can I ask you something?
Sure.
Could you try this?
Just take a bite of it.
If you don't mind.
No.
-So how is it?
-It's good.
Is it really good,
or is it just sort of okay?
It's really good.
Yeah? Excellent.
I was hoping you'd say that,
I grew them myself.
It's the first harvest
of the year
and I'm kind of proud,
you know?
Are you prepping
for a role?
No.
No, this is my real life.
I have a farm.
I live with a bunch of chickens.
I thought you lived
in the Hills.
You know,
after I won my first Oscar,
it started me thinking.
And I realized that
I really love just acting.
You know?
But...
This right here
is the true meaning of life.
Ready?
Yes, Ma'am,
I'll be right with you.
So, anyhow...
I can't wait
for our scenes together.
Me neither.
And also,
I never thought
I'd be working with you
and you're the coolest farmer
I've ever met.
It's going to be great.
Just remember that
you can make it in Hollywood
even without being in Hollywood.
Think about it.
You can make it in Hollywood
even without being in Hollywood.
What do you think
about tomatoes?
As a fetish?
No, as a way of life.
I don't know,
maybe living far away from here
on a little farm,
growing your own food.
The only thing
I can imagine right now
is being between your legs.
That's what you're imagining?
Hey.
Hi.
Hi, nice to meet you.
He's my boyfriend.
That's a friend
and his boyfriend.
Hi, nice to meet you.
Your table's ready, guys.
Ours or theirs?
Aren't you together?
Then you'll have to wait
another 20 minutes.
But we were here first.
And he's in a wheelchair.
Of course!
So sorry.
We can share.
Sure, I'd be fine with that.
I don't mind either.
Okay, I'll show you
where your table is.
Like the Cicciolina for Koons,
a female object.
What do you think, Ana?
Sorry.
We have the responsibility
of portraying our generation,
like we're doing
with our project.
What project?
Well, it's not really a project,
it's more like
an experiment.
Of course it's a project!
We're writing the story
of your life, Ana.
Wow.
I didn't know about that.
Of course you didn't.
Excuse me a second.
The project you have
with your boyfriend is cool.
Why didn't you ever
answer my emails?
What emails?
The ones I sent you
when you disappeared.
Ana, I deleted my social media,
I deleted my email.
I don't know
what you're talking about.
"Papasito, why don't we
stop fooling around?
Why is it so hard for me
to accept
that I care for you more
than a lover
without benefits?
You give sound to my silence
and make me want
to love again."
I wanted you to find me.
That's why I left messages
in every song.
In your eyes I could see...
What do you mean,
in every song?
If you wanted to see me,
why didn't you look for me?
What are you talking about?
Of course I looked for you!
I went to your wedding!
I called out to you and asked you
to run away with me.
But you made a decision.
But after what happened,
I looked for you for hours...
You broke my heart.
Bitch.
Do you want to order
anything else,
or are you ready to go to sleep?
I'm fine.
Ready to go?
-Excuse us.
-Sure.
-Good to meet you.
-Thanks.
We pay over there, right?
In your eyes I could see
The light shining in the sea
A reflection of the sky
In your hair from up high
In your laugh I found
World peace at last
Darkness faded into the past
I want to be the one
To wake up next to you
You scared me!
Ana, I had an anagnorisis.
A story by and for
empowered women.
Pop feminism.
It's the story of a woman
who dreams
of climbing Mount Everest
and getting drunk
at the same time.
Well, I don't climb
and I don't drink much either.
It's a metaphor!
The point is that
it's a woman in her 40's who...
Who's lost again.
Who's 40,
but feels like a teenager.
She has issues with her mother,
and everyone asks her
why she doesn't want
to be a mother,
and she doesn't want to be one.
She's been in Los Angeles
for ten years,
trying to be a good actress and
have something to show for it,
but nobody knows who she is.
She lost everything
and went bankrupt
and had to start over.
She's in love
with her best friend and...
It's really obvious, Ana.
I thought that
if I didn't tell you,
I would forget about it, but...
I can't forget.
I think that's the story
I have to tell.
-Hey.
-Hello.
How's it going?
How can I help you?
I'm looking for...
The best shade plant
on the market?
-No.
-Californian palm trees?
No...
We have a great selection
of rhododendrons,
all ready to go, on that side.
I know what she's looking for.
It's right over there.
If you don't mind,
I can take her.
Sure.
Thank you.
Want to go?
Do you work here or something?
No.
I just know
what you're looking for.
And...
I'm here because I miss Mary.
What about you?
I'd actually
like to start planting again.
You've got some good soil
to grow roots in.
Yeah.
How've you been?
Good.
You?
I...
haven't been.
Come.
I lied.
I don't really miss Mary.
I miss you.
Me too.
My guy and I broke up.
So did we.
This'll change everything.
Are you okay with that?
TO MY REAL FAMILY
Clapper board!
Camera.
Ready?
Get ready, guys.
I'm going to fight
a tiger and an elephant.
But not really!
Green screen, damn it.
He's going like this.
He's going like...
And I'll be like,
"We got him!"
Action!
I'll shoot you.
Then I go like this.
I got you!
I got you, pussycat!
This ends tonight!
Go, team, go!
Cut!
I'm not wearing
anything underneath
and my robe opens up.
-I think it's fine.
-Yeah.